DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/30/2006 Duedate: 04/26/2006
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-171
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
EAGLE KEYS
ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
(72-4585) [11-21-0,99]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
EAGLE KEYS THE TRUNK MONKEY
ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
(72-4585) [11-21-0,99] (72-5775) [6-1-0,46]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EAGLE KEYS ANDERON
ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
(72-4585) [11-21-0,99] (72-5260) [10-9-0,66]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MILCHAMAH (663)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MILCHAMAH (663) 36
2. BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 32 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
3. OUTLAWS (643) 20 Unchartered Team
4. BREAD (653) 19
5. WIND STORM (160) 18 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 18 9 1 66.7 1/ 2 MILCHAMAH (663) 7 8 2
2/ 2*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 17 9 2 65.4 2/ 1*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 6 0 0
3/ 5*BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 22 15 3 59.5 3/ 9*BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 6 3 0
4- 3 DEADLY RAGE (158) 131 91 9 59.0 4/ 3 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 6 4 0
5/ 4 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 193 151 19 56.1 5- 4*SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 5 0 0
6/ 6 BREAD (653) 13 12 1 52.0 6/ 7 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) 5 4 1
7/ 7 VERMIN (165) 193 195 8 49.7 7/ 5 OUTLAWS (643) 4 11 0
8- 9 LETHAL HERITAGE (660) 123 139 10 46.9 8/ 8 WIND STORM (160) 3 2 0
9/ 8 SACRED REALM (506) 19 24 4 44.2 9/ 6 VERMIN (165) 2 1 0
10/10 MILCHAMAH (663) 192 243 19 44.1 10/11 VORTEX (661) 2 1 0
11-11 FLOWER HAMMERZ (665) 82 112 5 42.3 11-10 LETHAL HERITAGE (660) 1 0 0
12/12 WIND STORM (160) 37 53 2 41.1 12/15 BREAD (653) 1 2 0
13/13 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) 61 93 4 39.6 13/13 SACRED REALM (506) 1 7 0
14/14 VORTEX (661) 8 18 1 30.8 14-14 FLOWER HAMMERZ (665) 0 1 0
15/15 OUTLAWS (643) 17 54 4 23.9 15-12 DEADLY RAGE (158) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 541): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 425): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 549): HEARTS of GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 545): FORK BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 544): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 548): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 545): PINK NOSE of WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 540): SADIE of SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 531): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 530): SCYTHE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 504): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 494): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 219): HOT AIR DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 482): FOUR OF SPADES of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 430): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 205): NICKLEBACK of MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 379): DIED of SRETSAMLEUD (Phat Phat, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): 2 PHAT 2 of VERMIN (Sultan, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 423): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
Man, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 1 MORDANT (turn 541): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
DM 2 NIANIA (turn 425): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
DM 3 OSKSI (turn 549): GAMES LIBRARY (Nick, mgr.)
DM 4 JHELUM (turn 545): DOGS OF WAR (Nick, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 544): SPORTS GREATS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 548): THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 7 BONSUR (turn 545): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
DM 10 KOLACT (turn 540): QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 531): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 21 SUNSET (turn 530): D.R.I. (Var, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 504): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 494): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 219): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 482): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 430): RONIN (Rosebud, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 205): none
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 379): LEGION OF LEGEND (Seraphim, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 170): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 423): BLACK PRIMERS, etc. (Doc Steele, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 4 JHELUM (turn 544): ALL LICKERED UP of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
DM 5 KALTOS (turn 544): NORLE PARTH of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
(turn 543): HOFFA of JOHNS (Dear, mgr.)
DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 531): ODDLY SHAPED BOOB of CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.)
DM 36 JHANS (turn 504): OLIVE OYL of OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 494): GROUCHO of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
(turn 493): HARANDUR of JINDA-BAN (Nick, mgr.)
DM 42 RODEKI (turn 481): KANGAROO LIFEBOAT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 429): SPIDER-MAN of WENSINWASIN M.H. (Youngblood, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 204): SILVERBOLT of RUNNING AMOK (THawk, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Say good-bye
to MEAT YOUR MAKER, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the
MILCHAMAH stable. Coming up with a solid 4-1-0 outing, BARBARIAN HORDE has advanced
6 places in the rankings. Advancing in the rankings was MILCHAMAH who went from last
turn's 188-242-18, to this week's record of 192-243-19. Hey everybody, watch out for
SOURDOUGH, who flew up 19 points in the rankings after mashing CYOLIS like a melon.
Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was CYOLIS, who
dropped 15 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with SOURDOUGH. In
front of all the crowds, EAGLE KEYS took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give
the bum two weeks. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but an onion a day keeps
T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Did you hear that SPORTS CRIP PLAYS was
most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of SPORTS CRIP
PLAYS' warriors, I'm not surprised! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your
rasberries, cause SACRED REALM beats feet every time SPORTS CRIP PLAYS smiles at
them. Try farming, eh? And who is this MEGINNAW'S RULE you ask, with 61 points and
a 13-10-0 record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Well, just when you thought it was safe to put a new
warrior in the arena. No no! AKIRA, a mere boy, was slain by MADKAWRAW'S LAW this
turn. Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems
on the trail to the Isle.
Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DRAGONHEAD have no
sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. Well, there goes another Spy
Report. Good luck in next week's fights. Its been real, and its been fun, but it
hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EAGLE KEYS 4585 11 21 0 99 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORD EARL GREY 4546 12 13 1 87 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
SOURDOUGH 5913 11 11 1 87 BREAD (653)
MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029 14 17 1 80 MILCHAMAH (663)
2 PHAT 2 5470 9 13 0 78 VERMIN (165)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ANDERON 5260 10 9 0 66 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-LEPER MESSIAH 3954 6 2 1 66 DEADLY RAGE (158)
CYOLIS 5311 12 6 1 62 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 13 10 0 61 MILCHAMAH (663)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775 6 1 0 46 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
PORKY PIG 5953 5 1 1 45 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-BASEBALL 5460 4 2 1 42 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-HOCKEY 5461 3 1 0 41 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-RABID RABBIT 2317 8 8 0 38 VERMIN (165)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LADY SARINA 5773 4 3 1 33 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
COPYCAT 5854 4 7 0 33 OUTLAWS (643)
MERLIN 5776 5 2 1 31 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CRYBABY 5853 4 5 0 31 OUTLAWS (643)
THE TAXMAN 5779 3 4 0 29 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
ARDASHIR 5539 4 7 1 28 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
LORD STANLEY 5916 2 2 1 27 SACRED REALM (506)
-SLO-PITCH 5815 4 1 0 25 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 3 2 1 24 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-SOCCER 5459 3 3 0 24 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951 3 2 0 24 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARTEMI 5515 4 5 0 23 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-HAMMY HAMSTER 5950 3 2 0 23 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
ANDAR 5774 4 3 1 22 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
DILLON 6044 2 0 0 21 WIND STORM (160)
-STINK WEED HAMMER 6066 3 3 0 20 FLOWER HAMMERZ (665)
-CHICKER S#!^ 5952 3 2 0 20 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
MOOL REGENERATED 6060 2 1 1 19 MILCHAMAH (663)
-SQUASH 5458 4 1 0 18 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
KRYSTYL 6042 2 0 0 17 VORTEX (661)
JACK SPARROW 5700 4 2 2 16 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
GRUMPY OLD BAT 4578 3 7 0 16 SACRED REALM (506)
-DANDELION HAMMER 6069 0 16 0 16 FLOWER HAMMERZ (665)
-ILL NINO 4974 1 1 0 14 DEADLY RAGE (158)
-WHOLE WHEAT 5914 2 0 0 13 BREAD (653)
-SEXY SNIPER 6049 1 0 0 10 LETHAL HERITAGE (660)
DEADLY MADKAWRAW 6056 2 2 0 9 MILCHAMAH (663)
GOAT 6080 1 1 0 9 OUTLAWS (643)
SWEET REVENGE 2094 1 2 0 5 WIND STORM (160)
KATSUMOTO 5942 1 2 0 5 SACRED REALM (506)
MARWAN 6082 0 2 0 2 SACRED REALM (506)
CEELIN 6087 0 1 0 1 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
AKIRA 5353 5 3 0 FEARSOME LEGENDS 505 MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029 171
MOOL'S ZPR?PPER 6034 8 20 0 MILCHAMAH 663 LEPER MESSIAH 3954 168
KADE 6063 0 3 0 OUTLAWS 643 DARK CHAMPION 24 171 NONE
DESTROYER 6081 0 2 0 OUTLAWS 643 WURM KIN 27 171 NONE
MAGGOT 6062 0 1 0 OUTLAWS 643 MOOL REGENERATED 6060 169
BUKE 5997 0 1 0 VORTEX 661 HIGH ELF 19 171 NONE
TRANCE 6043 0 1 0 WIND STORM 160 ARENAMASTER 23 171 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
24 March 2006
A few notes about e-mailed personals:
You may submit personal ads, columns, spotlights, etc. electronically, either via e-
mail to ads at reality dot com (which doesn't need any more spam, thank you) or on
the web at http://www.reality.com/duel2/modules.php?name=Ads. When you submit
something, you should get back a receipt from HAL at RSI. If you do NOT get a
receipt, your ads may have gone astray (not all e-mail makes it to its destination
any more than all snail mail does). If you DO get a receipt, it should, in the body
of the message, tell you what arena your stuff was filed in. Check your receipt to
make sure your submission made it to the intended destination. Also check to see
that everything you sent made it to the same place. Sometimes HAL, who is rather
simple-minded in some ways, will send half your stuff to another arena if the name
or number of that arena shows up at the beginning of a line. So if the word Ti
appears at the beginning of a line halfway through your ads, all the ads after that
may end up in Ti, which is closed and doesn't need ads. As a side note, sometimes
things move slowly, so don't wait until the last minute to send your ads and all.
If they get held up along the way, they may not show up until next turn. Happy
writing! -- Ed.
28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
KADE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DESTROYER was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BUKE was easily killed by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
TRANCE was assassinated by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
GOAT was unbelievably bested by MOOL REGENERATED in a 2 minute Bloodfeud contest.
LORD EARL GREY was defeated by MAKKEH KILLER in a 3 minute master's Challenge match.
AKIRA was slaughtered by MADKAWRAW'S LAW in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
ANDERON bested MEGINNAW'S RULE in a popular 2 minute Challenge competition.
CRYBABY handily defeated JACK SPARROW in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
SWEET REVENGE was vanquished by ANDAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MARWAN lost to DEADLY MADKAWRAW in a 1 minute novice's Challenge duel.
2 PHAT 2 was overpowered by EAGLE KEYS in a 1 minute uneven Title match.
CYOLIS was overpowered by SOURDOUGH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PORKY PIG demolished ARTEMI in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
THE TRUNK MONKEY devastated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MERLIN bested OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute bout.
THE TAXMAN was viciously subdued by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 2 minute conflict.
LADY SARINA overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
COPYCAT handily defeated GRUMPY OLD BAT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
LORD STANLEY was defeated by FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute novice's bout.
ARDASHIR overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
KRYSTYL overpowered CEELIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
KATSUMOTO was devastated by DILLON in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 13 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 3 - 1 80 |
|BASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 38 - 19 - 2 67 |
|AIMED BLOW 6 PARRY-RIPOSTE 13 - 10 - 1 57 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 18 - 2 53 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 18 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 9 - 1 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 STRIKING ATTACK 12 - 19 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 8 - 17 - 0 32 |
Turn 171 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 5 STRIKING ATTACK 0 - 3 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 0 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK ANDERON 5260 10 9 0 66 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
TOTAL PARRY MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 13 10 0 61 MILCHAMAH (663)
BASHING ATTACK PORKY PIG 5953 5 1 1 45 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EAGLE KEYS 4585. The most popular warrior this turn
was ANDERON 5260. The ten other most popular fighters were GOAT 6080, LORD EARL GREY
4546, COPYCAT 5854, MOOL REGENERATED 6060, MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029, CRYBABY 5853, ANDAR
5774, DEADLY MADKAWRAW 6056, EAGLE KEYS 4585, and SOURDOUGH 5913.
The least popular fighter this week was KATSUMOTO 5942. The other ten least popular
fighters were CEELIN 6087, ARTEMI 5515, CYOLIS 5311, 2 PHAT 2 5470, MARWAN 6082,
SWEET REVENGE 2094, TRANCE 6043, BUKE 5997, KADE 6063, and LORD STANLEY 5916.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
MAKKEH KILLER (72-6032) MILCHAMAH (663)