DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/27/2006 Duedate: 05/24/2006 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-172 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS MADKAWRAW'S LAW MILCHAMAH (663) (72-6029) [15-17-1,101] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MADKAWRAW'S LAW HOCKEY MILCHAMAH (663) SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) (72-6029) [15-17-1,101] (72-5461) [4-1-0,45] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite EAGLE KEYS THE TRUNK MONKEY ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) BARBARIAN HORDE (637) (72-4585) [11-22-0,79] (72-5775) [7-1-0,52] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM (-1) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. OUTLAWS (643) 55 2. SACRED REALM (506) 34 DEADLY RAGE (158) 3. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 32 Unchartered Team 4. FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 22 5. DEADLY RAGE (158) 17 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 20 10 2 66.7 1/ 4 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 9 6 0 2/ 1*SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 19 12 1 61.3 2/ 7 OUTLAWS (643) 9 6 0 3/ 4 DEADLY RAGE (158) 132 91 9 59.2 3/ 3 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 7 7 0 4/ 5 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 196 153 19 56.2 4/ 6 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) 6 8 1 5/ 3 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 23 19 3 54.8 5/ 1 MILCHAMAH (663) 5 9 1 6/ 6 BREAD (653) 14 12 1 53.8 6/ 2*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 4 1 0 7/ 7 VERMIN (165) 194 195 8 49.9 7/ 8 WIND STORM (160) 4 2 0 8- 8 LETHAL HERITAGE (660) 123 139 10 46.9 8/13 SACRED REALM (506) 4 9 0 9/ 9 SACRED REALM (506) 22 26 4 45.8 9/ 9 VERMIN (165) 2 1 0 10/10 MILCHAMAH (663) 193 246 19 44.0 10/12 BREAD (653) 2 1 0 11-11 FLOWER HAMMERZ (665) 82 112 5 42.3 11-10 VORTEX (661) 2 1 0 12/12 WIND STORM (160) 38 53 2 41.8 12-11 LETHAL HERITAGE (660) 1 0 0 13/ 0*VALAMOND'S FORCES (504) 2 3 0 40.0 13/15 DEADLY RAGE (158) 1 1 0 14/13 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) 62 97 4 39.0 14/ 0*VALAMOND'S FORCES (504) 1 1 0 15-14 VORTEX (661) 8 18 1 30.8 15/ 5*SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 1 3 0 16/15 OUTLAWS (643) 22 54 4 28.9 16/ 0*BAD MEN (488) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) (turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.) WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.) SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. Coming up with a solid 5-0-0 outing, OUTLAWS has advanced 5 places in the rankings. It looks like the guys(?) at MEAT YOUR MAKER had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 6th place. I guess steroids help! Hey everybody, watch out for CAPT ANTILLES, who flew up 20 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. LADY SARINA was overcame by SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP and drops 10 points. It's a proud day for the MILCHAMAH stable, as their warrior, MADKAWRAW'S LAW, ascended the Duelmaster's throne. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DRAGONHEAD arena. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid ANCIENT KNIGHTS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does DRAGONHEAD really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause MEAT YOUR MAKER beats feet every time ANCIENT KNIGHTS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Well dang howdy, but if challenges were votes, GOAT would be president. Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. SQUASH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS had better have a good reason for challenging down 9 points in a challenge which it lost. I thought SQUASH showed great skill and promise when it was bested by GOAT. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster. Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DRAGONHEAD have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029 15 17 1 101 MILCHAMAH (663) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SOURDOUGH 5913 12 11 1 93 BREAD (653) LORD EARL GREY 4546 13 13 1 92 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME 2 PHAT 2 5470 10 13 0 82 VERMIN (165) EAGLE KEYS 4585 11 22 0 79 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LEPER MESSIAH 3954 6 2 1 66 DEADLY RAGE (158) MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 13 11 0 62 MILCHAMAH (663) CYOLIS 5311 12 7 1 61 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) ANDERON 5260 10 10 0 61 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775 7 1 0 52 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) -PORKY PIG 5953 5 1 1 45 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) HOCKEY 5461 4 1 0 45 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) CRYBABY 5853 5 5 0 41 OUTLAWS (643) BASEBALL 5460 4 3 1 40 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951 4 2 0 40 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -RABID RABBIT 2317 8 8 0 38 VERMIN (165) COPYCAT 5854 5 7 0 36 OUTLAWS (643) DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 4 2 1 34 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HAMMY HAMSTER 5950 4 2 0 33 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) ILL NINO 4974 2 1 0 31 DEADLY RAGE (158) MERLIN 5776 5 3 1 30 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) ARTEMI 5515 5 5 0 29 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) GRUMPY OLD BAT 4578 4 7 0 29 SACRED REALM (506) GOAT 6080 2 1 0 27 OUTLAWS (643) -SLO-PITCH 5815 4 1 0 25 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LADY SARINA 5773 4 4 1 23 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) SOCCER 5459 3 4 0 22 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) ARDASHIR 5539 4 8 1 21 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) -DILLON 6044 2 0 0 21 WIND STORM (160) -STINK WEED HAMMER 6066 3 3 0 20 FLOWER HAMMERZ (665) CAPT ANTILLES 6086 1 0 0 20 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) LORD STANLEY 5916 2 3 1 18 SACRED REALM (506) JACK SPARROW 5700 4 3 2 17 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) ANDAR 5774 4 4 1 17 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) -KRYSTYL 6042 2 0 0 17 VORTEX (661) CHICKER S#!^ 5952 3 3 0 16 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) MARWAN 6082 1 2 0 16 SACRED REALM (506) -DANDELION HAMMER 6069 0 16 0 16 FLOWER HAMMERZ (665) WINSTON 6085 1 0 0 15 SACRED REALM (506) DEL MAR 6092 1 0 0 15 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) SQUASH 5458 4 2 0 14 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) -WHOLE WHEAT 5914 2 0 0 13 BREAD (653) YONDU 6091 1 0 0 13 OUTLAWS (643) JEREMIAH 4540 1 1 0 12 VALAMOND'S FORCES (504) SPRITE 6090 1 0 0 11 OUTLAWS (643) -SEXY SNIPER 6049 1 0 0 10 LETHAL HERITAGE (660) MOOL REGENERATED 6060 2 2 1 9 MILCHAMAH (663) SWEET REVENGE 2094 2 2 0 9 WIND STORM (160) DEADLY MADKAWRAW 6056 2 3 0 9 MILCHAMAH (663) KATSUMOTO 5942 1 3 0 6 SACRED REALM (506) DANTE 4541 1 1 0 4 VALAMOND'S FORCES (504) CEELIN 6087 0 2 0 2 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) -LEON 4539 0 1 0 1 VALAMOND'S FORCES (504) HILLARY CLINTON 4338 0 1 0 1 BAD MEN (488) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? THE TAXMAN 5779 3 5 0 BARBARIAN HORDE 637 STONE GOLEM 26 172 NONE AKIRA 5353 5 3 0 FEARSOME LEGENDS 505 MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029 171 MOOL'S ZPR?PPER 6034 8 20 0 MILCHAMAH 663 LEPER MESSIAH 3954 168 NONE MAGGOT 6062 0 1 0 OUTLAWS 643 MOOL REGENERATED 6060 169 PERSONAL ADS 28 March 2006 We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold. Kon of the Empire Rising, and Osiris! May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies, and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire 11 April 2006 To all those lookin' for some easy pickins: I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship, the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and help me clear up some of the dust. I'm just about ready to have my guys face off against each other to get some new action. Guess I'd better join a tournament or something...hmmmm, there's a thought. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS THE TAXMAN was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 4 minute Dark Arena fight. SOCCER was subdued by COPYCAT in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee. SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP overpowered LADY SARINA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. DON CORNBEEFLEON devastated JACK SPARROW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. LORD STANLEY was demolished by CRYBABY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. GRUMPY OLD BAT vanquished MOOL REGENERATED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. SQUASH was devastated by GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition. EAGLE KEYS was vanquished by MADKAWRAW'S LAW in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Title duel. SOURDOUGH overpowered ANDERON in a 1 minute uneven duel. LORD EARL GREY overpowered MEGINNAW'S RULE in a 1 minute one-sided fight. 2 PHAT 2 overcame CYOLIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout. HOCKEY subdued MERLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. BASEBALL was viciously subdued by THE TRUNK MONKEY in a exciting 1 minute contest. ARDASHIR was devastated by ILL NINO in a 1 minute mismatched bout. ARTEMI viciously subdued CHICKER S#!^ in a 2 minute gruesome fight. ANDAR was overpowered by HAMMY HAMSTER in a 1 minute uneven struggle. DANTE was overcome by SPRITE in a 3 minute amateur's bout. JEREMIAH devastated HILLARY CLINTON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. KATSUMOTO was overpowered by YONDU in a 1 minute one-sided match. CEELIN was beaten by SWEET REVENGE in a 1 minute novice's match. MARWAN handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition. DEADLY MADKAWRAW was overpowered by WINSTON in a 1 minute uneven fight. CAPT ANTILLES demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout. DEL MAR vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 4 minute mismatched fray. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 17 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 3 - 1 80 | |AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 1 - 0 67 | |STRIKING ATTACK 5 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 27 - 2 62 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 15 - 11 - 1 58 | |SLASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 19 - 17 - 2 53 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 17 - 17 - 1 50 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 TOTAL PARRY 16 - 18 - 0 47 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 WALL OF STEEL 6 - 10 - 1 38 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 2 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 AIMED BLOW 9 - 21 - 0 30 | Turn 172 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 2 - 5 4 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 5 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 8 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 SLASHING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME BASHING ATTACK SOURDOUGH 5913 12 11 1 93 BREAD (653) TOTAL PARRY MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035 13 11 0 62 MILCHAMAH (663) FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK CYOLIS 5311 12 7 1 61 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) STRIKING ATTACK SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951 4 2 0 40 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is EAGLE KEYS 4585. The most popular warrior this turn was THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775. The ten other most popular fighters were ARTEMI 5515, MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029, DANTE 4541, SPRITE 6090, SOCCER 5459, DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949, CRYBABY 5853, GOAT 6080, HAMMY HAMSTER 5950, and JEREMIAH 4540. The least popular fighter this week was THE TAXMAN 5779. The other ten least popular fighters were DEADLY MADKAWRAW 6056, KATSUMOTO 5942, HILLARY CLINTON 4338, ANDAR 5774, CHICKER S#!^ 5952, ARDASHIR 5539, BASEBALL 5460, MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035, ANDERON 5260, and MOOL REGENERATED 6060.