DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/27/2006    Duedate: 05/24/2006

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-172

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MADKAWRAW'S LAW
MILCHAMAH (663)
(72-6029) [15-17-1,101]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MADKAWRAW'S LAW                HOCKEY
MILCHAMAH (663)                SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
(72-6029) [15-17-1,101]        (72-5461) [4-1-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

EAGLE KEYS                     THE TRUNK MONKEY
ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)          BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
(72-4585) [11-22-0,79]         (72-5775) [7-1-0,52]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

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          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. OUTLAWS (643)               55
2. SACRED REALM (506)          34      DEADLY RAGE (158)
3. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)       32      Unchartered Team
4. FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)      22
5. DEADLY RAGE (158)           17      MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     20  10  2 66.7   1/ 4 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)    9  6 0
 2/ 1*SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   19  12  1 61.3   2/ 7 OUTLAWS (643)             9  6 0
 3/ 4 DEADLY RAGE (158)        132  91  9 59.2   3/ 3 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     7  7 0
 4/ 5 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)   196 153 19 56.2   4/ 6 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)     6  8 1
 5/ 3 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     23  19  3 54.8   5/ 1 MILCHAMAH (663)           5  9 1
 6/ 6 BREAD (653)               14  12  1 53.8   6/ 2*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     4  1 0
 7/ 7 VERMIN (165)             194 195  8 49.9   7/ 8 WIND STORM (160)          4  2 0
 8- 8 LETHAL HERITAGE (660)    123 139 10 46.9   8/13 SACRED REALM (506)        4  9 0
 9/ 9 SACRED REALM (506)        22  26  4 45.8   9/ 9 VERMIN (165)              2  1 0
10/10 MILCHAMAH (663)          193 246 19 44.0  10/12 BREAD (653)               2  1 0
11-11 FLOWER HAMMERZ (665)      82 112  5 42.3  11-10 VORTEX (661)              2  1 0
12/12 WIND STORM (160)          38  53  2 41.8  12-11 LETHAL HERITAGE (660)     1  0 0
13/ 0*VALAMOND'S FORCES (504)    2   3  0 40.0  13/15 DEADLY RAGE (158)         1  1 0
14/13 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)     62  97  4 39.0  14/ 0*VALAMOND'S FORCES (504)   1  1 0
15-14 VORTEX (661)               8  18  1 30.8  15/ 5*SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   1  3 0
16/15 OUTLAWS (643)             22  54  4 28.9  16/ 0*BAD MEN (488)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 426): GOLDEN SHARK of THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 551): FLAGPOLE PANTIES of FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): LEGALASS of THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 546): SAMANTHA FOX of PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 550): JUSTIN of THE LADY'S LIST (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 547): UMBRELLA MAN of BEACH BABES (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 542): QUO VADIS of QUBIT (Sultan, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 533): FEAR of OF WOLF AND MAN II (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 532): STELLA ARTOIS of REAL BEER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): SPEKTER of KARNIVORZ (Tripwire, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): PAWS of ARENA FELINES (Garfield, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): SKULK of CHEAP SHOTS (Cheap Shots Management, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 484): NORTHERN PALADIN of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 432): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): CHAOS WARRIOR of EYE OF THE STORM (Blackstorm, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): DUFF of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): JEFFRO of RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): EAGLE KEYS of ANCIENT KNIGHTS (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BOB, ETERNAL of SANDS OF TIME from CLIFFHOME (The Muffin
                             Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 426): THE GOLDEN FISH (Nick, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 551): FRAT PARTY BLOWOUT (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): THE SHALLOWSHIP (Elfwine, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 546): PARTY ANIMALS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 550): WINGED LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 547): WASTELAND II (The Muffin Man, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 542): SPRINGBORN (Still, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 533): SHEPHERDS (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 532): EQUITES VIRTUS (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): OLD SCHOOL TOONS (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 496): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 220): CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 484): DELVERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 432): AMAZON ELITE (Doc Miracle, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): MILLENIUM METAL (Street Legal, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 194): VINCERE AUT MORI (Dark Knight Toker, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 381): RIO VISTANS (Pauly, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 171): MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 425): BLACK PRIMERS (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 543): MESSIAH of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
                (turn 542): HELLACIOUS of MANNEQUIN'S BEST (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 547): VAGABOND of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 545): INGOLD KERR of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 531): ASYLUM of BLACKEST PRIDE (Ultraist, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 506): IZZI'S CORPSE of HOUSE OF RATS (?, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 483): SU-CHI of WIND STORM (Lord Xiang, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 431): ZALGEI of DARK HORSEMEN (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 206): VIKING RAIDER of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 193): SOUL SCOURGE of VILE REAVERS (Bobby Bigfoot, mgr.)
                          WIMPIRA of ISLANDERS (Nick, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (170): MAKKEH KILLER of MILCHAMAH (Hammer, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Coming up with 
a solid 5-0-0 outing, OUTLAWS has advanced 5 places in the rankings.  It looks like 
the guys(?) at MEAT YOUR MAKER had a good week as they went 3-1-0 to put them in 6th 
place.  I guess steroids help!  Hey everybody, watch out for CAPT ANTILLES, who flew 
up 20 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  LADY 
SARINA was overcame by SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP and drops 10 points.  It's a proud day 
for the MILCHAMAH stable, as their warrior, MADKAWRAW'S LAW, ascended the 
Duelmaster's throne.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger 
halberd!   
     Let's dig a little deeper into what's happening in the DRAGONHEAD arena.  And 
hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid ANCIENT KNIGHTS, please raise you hand.  
Wow.  Does DRAGONHEAD really have that many liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  
Well, unsling your rasberries, cause MEAT YOUR MAKER beats feet every time ANCIENT 
KNIGHTS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well dang howdy, but if challenges were 
votes, GOAT would be president.  Although it may be a contest he doesn't want to win. 
SQUASH of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS had better have a good reason for challenging down 9 
points in a challenge which it lost.  I thought SQUASH showed great skill and promise 
when it was bested by GOAT.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  Knowing when to use the right 
tactics at the proper time is a very important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DRAGONHEAD have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The 
Unknown Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029         15  17  1   101       MILCHAMAH (663)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SOURDOUGH 5913               12  11  1    93       BREAD (653)
 LORD EARL GREY 4546          13  13  1    92       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 2 PHAT 2 5470                10  13  0    82       VERMIN (165)
 EAGLE KEYS 4585              11  22  0    79       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEPER MESSIAH 3954            6   2  1    66       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035         13  11  0    62       MILCHAMAH (663)
 CYOLIS 5311                  12   7  1    61       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
 ANDERON 5260                 10  10  0    61       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775         7   1  0    52       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-PORKY PIG 5953                5   1  1    45       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 HOCKEY 5461                   4   1  0    45       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 CRYBABY 5853                  5   5  0    41       OUTLAWS (643)
 BASEBALL 5460                 4   3  1    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951     4   2  0    40       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RABID RABBIT 2317             8   8  0    38       VERMIN (165)
 COPYCAT 5854                  5   7  0    36       OUTLAWS (643)
 DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949         4   2  1    34       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HAMMY HAMSTER 5950            4   2  0    33       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 ILL NINO 4974                 2   1  0    31       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 MERLIN 5776                   5   3  1    30       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
 ARTEMI 5515                   5   5  0    29       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
 GRUMPY OLD BAT 4578           4   7  0    29       SACRED REALM (506)
 GOAT 6080                     2   1  0    27       OUTLAWS (643)
-SLO-PITCH 5815                4   1  0    25       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LADY SARINA 5773              4   4  1    23       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
 SOCCER 5459                   3   4  0    22       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 ARDASHIR 5539                 4   8  1    21       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
-DILLON 6044                   2   0  0    21       WIND STORM (160)
-STINK WEED HAMMER 6066        3   3  0    20       FLOWER HAMMERZ (665)
 CAPT ANTILLES 6086            1   0  0    20       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
 LORD STANLEY 5916             2   3  1    18       SACRED REALM (506)
 JACK SPARROW 5700             4   3  2    17       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
 ANDAR 5774                    4   4  1    17       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-KRYSTYL 6042                  2   0  0    17       VORTEX (661)
 CHICKER S#!^ 5952             3   3  0    16       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 MARWAN 6082                   1   2  0    16       SACRED REALM (506)
-DANDELION HAMMER 6069         0  16  0    16       FLOWER HAMMERZ (665)
 WINSTON 6085                  1   0  0    15       SACRED REALM (506)
 DEL MAR 6092                  1   0  0    15       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
 SQUASH 5458                   4   2  0    14       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-WHOLE WHEAT 5914              2   0  0    13       BREAD (653)
 YONDU 6091                    1   0  0    13       OUTLAWS (643)
 JEREMIAH 4540                 1   1  0    12       VALAMOND'S FORCES (504)
 SPRITE 6090                   1   0  0    11       OUTLAWS (643)
-SEXY SNIPER 6049              1   0  0    10       LETHAL HERITAGE (660)
 MOOL REGENERATED 6060         2   2  1     9       MILCHAMAH (663)
 SWEET REVENGE 2094            2   2  0     9       WIND STORM (160)
 DEADLY MADKAWRAW 6056         2   3  0     9       MILCHAMAH (663)
 KATSUMOTO 5942                1   3  0     6       SACRED REALM (506)
 DANTE 4541                    1   1  0     4       VALAMOND'S FORCES (504)
 CEELIN 6087                   0   2  0     2       ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
-LEON 4539                     0   1  0     1       VALAMOND'S FORCES (504)
 HILLARY CLINTON 4338          0   1  0     1       BAD MEN (488)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
THE TAXMAN 5779        3  5 0 BARBARIAN HORDE 637   STONE GOLEM 26        172 NONE    
AKIRA 5353             5  3 0 FEARSOME LEGENDS 505  MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029  171         
MOOL'S ZPR?PPER 6034   8 20 0 MILCHAMAH 663         LEPER MESSIAH 3954    168 NONE    
MAGGOT 6062            0  1 0 OUTLAWS 643           MOOL REGENERATED 6060 169         

                                     PERSONAL ADS

28 March 2006
We of the Desolate Empire Alliance want to welcome two managers to our fold.  Kon of
the Empire Rising, and Osiris!  May they be blessed with the blood of their enemies,
and give no quarter in War! -- Dark Knights of the Desolate Empire

11 April 2006
To all those lookin' for some easy pickins:  I, Elfwine, manager of The Shallowship,
the most feared team in all of Jhelum, invite all who seek wide open spaces for pubs
and other such establishments of limited debauchery, to visit this deserted city and
help me clear up some of the dust.  I'm just about ready to have my guys face off
against each other to get some new action.  Guess I'd better join a tournament or
something...hmmmm, there's a thought.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

THE TAXMAN was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a unpopular 4 minute Dark Arena fight.
SOCCER was subdued by COPYCAT in a exciting 1 minute Challenge melee.
SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP overpowered LADY SARINA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
DON CORNBEEFLEON devastated JACK SPARROW in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LORD STANLEY was demolished by CRYBABY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
GRUMPY OLD BAT vanquished MOOL REGENERATED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
SQUASH was devastated by GOAT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
EAGLE KEYS was vanquished by MADKAWRAW'S LAW in a 2 minute gruesome uneven Title duel.
SOURDOUGH overpowered ANDERON in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LORD EARL GREY overpowered MEGINNAW'S RULE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
2 PHAT 2 overcame CYOLIS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOCKEY subdued MERLIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BASEBALL was viciously subdued by THE TRUNK MONKEY in a exciting 1 minute contest.
ARDASHIR was devastated by ILL NINO in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
ARTEMI viciously subdued CHICKER S#!^ in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
ANDAR was overpowered by HAMMY HAMSTER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
DANTE was overcome by SPRITE in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
JEREMIAH devastated HILLARY CLINTON in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
KATSUMOTO was overpowered by YONDU in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CEELIN was beaten by SWEET REVENGE in a 1 minute novice's match.
MARWAN handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
DEADLY MADKAWRAW was overpowered by WINSTON in a 1 minute uneven fight.
CAPT ANTILLES demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DEL MAR vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 4 minute mismatched fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  17         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -   3 -  1      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  27 -  2      62  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -  11 -  1      58  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         BASHING ATTACK    19 -  17 -  2      53  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   17 -  17 -  1      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         TOTAL PARRY       16 -  18 -  0      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      2         WALL OF STEEL      6 -  10 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         AIMED BLOW         9 -  21 -  0      30  |

Turn 172 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  8     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  2         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   SOURDOUGH 5913             12  11  1   93 BREAD (653)
TOTAL PARRY      MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035       13  11  0   62 MILCHAMAH (663)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CYOLIS 5311                12   7  1   61 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
STRIKING ATTACK  SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951   4   2  0   40 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is EAGLE KEYS 4585.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775.  The ten other most popular fighters were ARTEMI 5515, 
MADKAWRAW'S LAW 6029, DANTE 4541, SPRITE 6090, SOCCER 5459, DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949, 
CRYBABY 5853, GOAT 6080, HAMMY HAMSTER 5950, and JEREMIAH 4540.

The least popular fighter this week was THE TAXMAN 5779.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were DEADLY MADKAWRAW 6056, KATSUMOTO 5942, HILLARY CLINTON 4338, ANDAR 
5774, CHICKER S#!^ 5952, ARDASHIR 5539, BASEBALL 5460, MEGINNAW'S RULE 6035, ANDERON 
5260, and MOOL REGENERATED 6060.