DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/01/2007 Duedate: 03/28/2007
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-183
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
MINDQUAKE
TWISTED SISTERS (644)
(72-5861) [17-11-0,114]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
MINDQUAKE PORKY PIG
TWISTED SISTERS (644) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-5861) [17-11-0,114] (72-5953) [6-1-1,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
EAGLE KEYS HAMMY HAMSTER
ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-4585) [15-24-0,92] (72-5950) [4-3-0,28]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
TEAM JUSTICE (676)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. SUE'S BOYS (670) 17
2. NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) 14 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
3. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 14 Unchartered Team
4. PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 12
5. TWISTED SISTERS (644) 11 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 2 0 0 100 1/ 1*TEAM JUSTICE (676) 12 3 3
2/ 0*PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 2 0 0 100 2/ 2 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) 8 5 0
3/ 1*TEAM JUSTICE (676) 16 4 3 80.0 3/ 4 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 5 9 1
4/ 0*SUE'S BOYS (670) 4 1 0 80.0 4- 3 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 4 0 2
5/ 0*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 23 12 2 65.7 5/ 5 SACRED REALM (506) 4 2 1
6- 2 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 42 28 6 60.0 6/ 0*MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 3 2 0
7/ 4 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 212 164 24 56.4 7/ 6 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 3 4 1
8/ 5 SACRED REALM (506) 40 39 5 50.6 8/ 0*SUE'S BOYS (670) 2 0 0
9/ 6 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 62 70 7 47.0 9/ 0*RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 1 0 0
10/ 7 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507) 85 104 6 45.0 10/ 0*PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 1 0 0
11/ 0*NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 0 2 0 0.0 11/ 0*NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty,
and despair! Practice pays for ARAMIS RAMIREZ, who pummelled CULT MEMBER, to pocket
12 points. CHATTERING TEETH certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after
losing to SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP and losing 6 points in the process! What can be a
greater victory? MINDQUAKE has taken hers place as the top, as DRAGONHEAD's new
Duelmaster. Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD is using psychics to predict wins.
They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are DRAGONHEAD's warriors? Come, let us see. Like the noble
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of TWISTED SISTERS,
alone and unchallenged. The warriors of TWISTED SISTERS found their efforts at
combat frustrated as FEARSOME LEGENDS apparently had more important things to do than
fight. Is it charming personality? Conversational abilities? Good oral hygiene?
Whatever it is, CEELIN is the most challenged warrior. Do my ears deceive me? IRON
BUTTERFLY (outclassed by 28 points) challenged CEELIN, in what promises to be a
fight.(!) It's not whether you win or lose, but how many points you get (2). Right,
IRON BUTTERFLY?
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Like a mixed metaphor, and
an overtaxed simile, I now bid DRAGONHEAD farewell-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MINDQUAKE 5861 17 11 0 114 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
EAGLE KEYS 4585 15 24 0 92 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LORD EARL GREY 4546 17 16 1 90 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
CYOLIS 5311 16 8 1 90 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-MERLIN 5776 10 4 2 66 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-ARTEMI 5515 9 7 0 64 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775 11 3 1 62 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
IRON BITCH 5859 13 16 1 60 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-ARDASHIR 5539 9 9 2 60 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
-CAPT ANTILLES 6086 6 1 1 60 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
-MARWAN 6082 6 3 0 60 SACRED REALM (506)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GIGGLY JANE 5939 11 7 0 54 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
PORKY PIG 5953 6 1 1 54 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-ANDAR 5774 8 6 1 51 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP 5951 5 2 0 49 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-GRUMPY OLD BAT 4578 6 11 0 46 SACRED REALM (506)
-JACK SPARROW 5700 8 5 6 41 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
LORD STANLEY 5916 5 7 1 41 SACRED REALM (506)
-LADY SARINA 5773 6 6 1 39 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-KATSUMOTO 5942 5 5 0 39 SACRED REALM (506)
ARM OF STEEL 6196 4 0 0 36 TEAM JUSTICE (676)
CEELIN 6087 5 4 0 34 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-WINSTON 6085 5 2 1 33 SACRED REALM (506)
DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 4 3 1 32 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
HAMMY HAMSTER 5950 4 3 0 28 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-GENERAL RAY 6113 4 2 1 25 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GUARDIAN 6195 3 1 1 25 TEAM JUSTICE (676)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHATTERING TEETH 6198 3 1 1 22 TEAM JUSTICE (676)
LEON DURHAM 6118 2 0 0 22 SUE'S BOYS (670)
ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967 2 0 0 21 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
STEVE LAKE 6117 2 0 0 21 SUE'S BOYS (670)
CHICKER S#!^ 5952 4 3 0 19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
HEAVY DUTY 6199 4 0 0 19 TEAM JUSTICE (676)
FULCRUM 6122 2 0 0 19 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-MYSTIQUE 6201 1 0 1 18 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
REVENGE 6202 1 0 0 10 TEAM JUSTICE (676)
FREDDY GARCIA 5959 0 1 0 7 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
MARK REDMAN 5958 0 1 0 7 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
IRON BUTTERFLY 6188 0 5 0 6 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DAIN 6136 2 1 1 FEARSOME LEGENDS 505 PSYCHOBITCH 6187 180 REVENGED
MASTER KANG 6197 1 2 1 TEAM JUSTICE 676 MYSTIQUE 6201 182
PSYCHOBITCH 6187 2 1 1 TWISTED SISTERS 644 JACK SPARROW 5700 181
PERSONAL ADS
14 February 2007
RSI is now taking rollups for a slow version of the No-Tournament arena. Send your
rollup to RSI listing the arena as "Slow No Tournament". Sign and send in the
following pledge:
* I pledge that I will not send warriors from this team to a Tournament, nor will I
use a Tournament prize on a warrior from this team.
* I pledge to run a full team when I run turns in this arena. If circumstances
preclude my running less than a full team I will notify the Player Committee.
* I agree to abide by the decisions of the Player Committee.
* I understand that any warrior that participates in a Tournament shall be sent to
the Dark Arena until they are dead.
* I understand that any warrior that receives a Tournament prize shall be send to the
Dark Arena until they are dead.
The following are the rules for joining this No-Tournament arena
1. No tournament play (Dead tournament or otherwise)
2. One team per manager
3. Team starts with new rollup (or a zero fight equivalent team is transferred into
this arena.)
4. No tourney prizes allowed to modify warriors in the arena
5. 20 teams required, per RSI
6. Waivers are required to allow self-regulation on tourney ban, granting RSI
authority to Dark Arena any warrior that participates in a Tournament (until the
warrior is dead.)
7. Rotating council to enforce tourney ban and maintain arena integrity.
Hammer will be the focal point for this arena's Player Committee.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
IRON BUTTERFLY was bested by CEELIN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
CYOLIS was devastated by MINDQUAKE in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
EAGLE KEYS handily defeated IRON BITCH in a action packed 1 minute one-sided match.
LORD EARL GREY devastated GIGGLY JANE in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided contest.
PORKY PIG devastated GUARDIAN in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
LORD STANLEY defeated DON CORNBEEFLEON in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
SILENCEOFTHELAMBCHOP devastated CHATTERING TEETH in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
ARM OF STEEL unbelievably bested HAMMY HAMSTER in a action packed 2 minute melee.
CHICKER S#!^ won victory over OSKSI NOBLE in a 3 minute fight.
LEON DURHAM vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STEVE LAKE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.
ARAMIS RAMIREZ savagely defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute brutal fight.
HEAVY DUTY subdued FREDDY GARCIA in a 2 minute amateur's competition.
FULCRUM devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MARK REDMAN was devastated by REVENGE in a unpopular 2 minute gory mismatched bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 7 TOTAL PARRY 18 - 4 - 0 82 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 7 - 4 - 0 64 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 25 - 15 - 1 63 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 28 - 9 61 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 25 - 17 - 5 60 |
|BASHING ATTACK 1 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 11 - 2 52 |
|WALL OF STEEL 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 1 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 3 - 3 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 6 - 7 - 1 46 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 183 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 5 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 4 7 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOTAL PARRY 2 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK MINDQUAKE 5861 17 11 0 114 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
AIMED BLOW LORD EARL GREY 4546 17 16 1 90 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
LUNGING ATTACK CYOLIS 5311 16 8 1 90 ANCIENT KNIGHTS (507)
TOTAL PARRY GIGGLY JANE 5939 11 7 0 54 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
BASHING ATTACK PORKY PIG 5953 6 1 1 54 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is EAGLE KEYS 4585. The most popular warrior this turn
was HAMMY HAMSTER 5950. The ten other most popular fighters were DON CORNBEEFLEON
5949, LORD EARL GREY 4546, LORD STANLEY 5916, EAGLE KEYS 4585, PORKY PIG 5953, ARAMIS
RAMIREZ 5967, FREDDY GARCIA 5959, IRON BUTTERFLY 6188, CEELIN 6087, and MINDQUAKE
5861.
The least popular fighter this week was MARK REDMAN 5958. The other ten least
popular fighters were REVENGE 6202, CHICKER S#!^ 5952, GUARDIAN 6195, GIGGLY JANE
5939, CYOLIS 5311, HEAVY DUTY 6199, STEVE LAKE 6117, CHATTERING TEETH 6198, IRON
BITCH 5859, and FULCRUM 6122.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
MINDQUAKE (72-5861) TWISTED SISTERS (644)