DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/21/2007    Duedate: 07/18/2007

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-187

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CRYBABY
OUTLAWS (643)
(72-5853) [9-8-0,78]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CRYBABY                        STEVE LAKE
OUTLAWS (643)                  SUE'S BOYS (670)
(72-5853) [9-8-0,78]           (72-6117) [4-0-0,45]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

CRYBABY                        GORDON LIGHTFOOT
OUTLAWS (643)                  FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
(72-5853) [9-8-0,78]           (72-6215) [1-1-0,8]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)     41
2. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)       37      MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
3. SUE'S HOBBIES (672)         37      Unchartered Team
4. SUE'S BOYS (670)            26
5. TEAM JUSTICE (676)          24      SUE'S BOYS (670)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*PURPLE PLATYPI (659)       3   0  0  100   1/ 5 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   8  2 1
 2- 3*QUARTERFLASH (649)         4   1  0 80.0   2/ 4 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     6  0 0
 3/ 2*SUE'S BOYS (670)           8   3  1 72.7   3/ 2 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)    5  4 1
 4/ 5 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     29  12  2 70.7   4/ 1*TEAM JUSTICE (676)        5  5 0
 5/ 4*TEAM JUSTICE (676)        24  11  3 68.6   5- 3*QUARTERFLASH (649)        4  1 0
 6/ 6 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   27  14  2 65.9   6/ 7*SUE'S BOYS (670)          4  2 1
 7/ 0*RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)        3   2  0 60.0   7/ 8 OUTLAWS (643)             4  4 1
 8/ 7 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     43  29  6 59.7   8/ 6*ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)   3  7 0
 9- 9 DEADLY RAGE (158)        136  93  9 59.4   9/ 0*NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  2  1 0
10/11 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)   217 169 25 56.2  10-12*PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      1  0 0
11/ 0 SACRED REALM (506)        40  40  5 50.0  11-13 DEADLY RAGE (158)         1  1 0
12-13 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     64  73  7 46.7  12/11 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     1  1 0
13/ 0*NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)   2   3  0 40.0  13/ 0*RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       1  2 0
14/14 OUTLAWS (643)             37  67  6 35.6  14/ 0*SUE'S HOBBIES (672)       1  3 1
15/ 8*ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)    3   7  0 30.0  15-10 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     0  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
16/ 0*SUE'S HOBBIES (672)        1   3  1 25.0  16/ 0 SACRED REALM (506)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, TEAM JUSTICE, since 
SPORTS CRIP PLAYS took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  Now keep 
the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown for TWISTED SISTERS, 
whose 0-0-0 this turn dropped them by 5 into 15th.  Ha!  SPORTS CRIP PLAYS turned 
their 5-0-1 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than 
this, and you get put on hit lists.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see 
HAMBURGER HILL win a fight and gain 19 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, PORKY PIG beat 
ARTEMI and ARTEMI lost 12 points.  You're breakin' my heart.  And if variety is the 
spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting bland, as LORD EARL GREY stays top dog in 
the city.  The Dripping Blade, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where 
do they get this stuff?  From DRAGONHEAD's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
What's the big D?  TEAM JUSTICE was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And it looks like SPORTS CRIP PLAYS avoided them the 
most this turn.  What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  WARLOCK was 
challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or 
feared?  Heh, heh.   
     Death and Taxes.  The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience.  Let's 
see if anyone's dead or dying.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave 
team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     What does the DRAGONHEAD arena have in common with the inns?  It's just as 
comfortable to sleep in either place.  Ha ha ha ha!  Well, I've had enough of this 
drivel, and I'm sure you have too.  Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather.  I see 
the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRYBABY 5853                  9   8  0    78       OUTLAWS (643)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEPER MESSIAH 3954            7   3  1    71       DEADLY RAGE (158)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MERLIN 5776                  10   4  2    66       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
 PORKY PIG 5953                8   1  1    66       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775        11   3  1    62       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-IRON BITCH 5859              13  16  1    60       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 HOCKEY 5461                   6   1  0    60       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-MARWAN 6082                   6   3  0    60       SACRED REALM (506)
 YONDU 6091                    6   0  0    58       OUTLAWS (643)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GIGGLY JANE 5939             12   7  0    56       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 COPYCAT 5854                  8   9  1    56       OUTLAWS (643)
 ARTEMI 5515                   9   8  0    52       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-ANDAR 5774                    8   6  1    51       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-GRUMPY OLD BAT 4578           6  11  0    46       SACRED REALM (506)
 SLO-PITCH 5815                6   1  0    46       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-ILL NINO 4974                 5   2  0    46       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 STEVE LAKE 6117               4   0  0    45       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949         5   3  1    40       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 SOCCER 5459                   5   4  1    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-KATSUMOTO 5942                5   5  0    39       SACRED REALM (506)
 JACK SPARROW 5700             8   6  6    38       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-HAMMY HAMSTER 5950            5   3  0    37       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 BASEBALL 5460                 5   4  1    36       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARM OF STEEL 6196             5   2  0    36       TEAM JUSTICE (676)
 LORD STANLEY 5916             5   8  1    35       SACRED REALM (506)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-WINSTON 6085                  5   2  1    33       SACRED REALM (506)
-ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967           3   0  0    33       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
 FULCRUM 6122                  3   0  0    31       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 LEON DURHAM 6118              3   1  0    30       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 HEAVY DUTY 6199               6   1  0    29       TEAM JUSTICE (676)
 SQUASH 5458                   5   3  0    28       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 GUARDIAN 6195                 4   3  1    28       TEAM JUSTICE (676)
 CHATTERING TEETH 6198         5   2  1    27       TEAM JUSTICE (676)
-CHICKER S#!^ 5952             5   3  0    27       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-GENERAL RAY 6113              4   2  1    25       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SPIKE 5887                    1   0  0    20       QUARTERFLASH (649)
 FREDDY GARCIA 5959            1   1  0    19       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
 HAMBURGER HILL 6216           1   0  0    19       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-MYSTIQUE 6201                 1   0  1    18       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 REVENGE 6202                  3   1  0    17       TEAM JUSTICE (676)
 SUDOKU 6128                   1   0  1    17       SUE'S HOBBIES (672)
 GOAT 6080                     4   4  0    16       OUTLAWS (643)
 MARK REDMAN 5958              1   1  0    15       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-SUDEEN 5885                   1   0  0    13       QUARTERFLASH (649)
 CHRISTIAN 6200                1   0  1    11       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 MYSTIQUE 6212                 1   1  0    10       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-FAR QUAR 5886                 1   0  0    10       QUARTERFLASH (649)
 GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215         1   1  0     8       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-SPONGE BOB 5888               1   0  0     8       QUARTERFLASH (649)
 WARLOCK 6137                  1   3  1     7       OUTLAWS (643)
 BOBS UR UNCLE 6214            1   1  1     7       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
 TARANTINO 5558                1   1  0     6       ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)
 LITTLE TYKE 5559              1   1  0     4       ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)
-FRANK EINSTEIN 5884           0   1  0     1       QUARTERFLASH (649)
-ASP 6210                      0   1  0     1       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 JOHN PATTERSON 5957           0   1  0     1       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-BLACK MAMBA 6211              0   1  0     1       TWISTED SISTERS (644)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD               W  L K TEAM NAME             SLAIN BY             TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE 7        0  1 0   1                   SOCCER 5459           187 NONE    
WORST ROLLUP EVR 6218  0  1 0 ANTIQUATED LEGACY 604 STONE GOLEM 26        187 NONE    
AIR BEAR 5556          1  1 0 ANTIQUATED LEGACY 604 SUDOKU 6128           187         
CYLON 6217             0  1 0 ANTIQUATED LEGACY 604 CHRISTIAN 6200        187         
FLANKER 6120           0  1 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS 671     BLACK ORC 20          187 NONE    
BEAR 6119              0  1 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS 671     WURM KIN 27           187 NONE    
KERRY WOOD 6116        0  1 0 SUE'S BOYS 670        STONE GOLEM 26        187 NONE    
TULTIMATE 6127         0  1 0 SUE'S HOBBIES 672     BANDIT PRINCE 25      187 NONE    
YANCY 6126             0  1 0 SUE'S HOBBIES 672     BANDIT PRINCE 25      187 NONE    
ZEKE 6125              0  1 0 SUE'S HOBBIES 672     SHEWISH GIANT 21      187 NONE    

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     "You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough." -- Mae West

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WORST ROLLUP EVR was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
TULTIMATE was murdered by BANDIT PRINCE in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
FLANKER was assassinated by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
YANCY was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
ZEKE was slain by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
BEAR was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
KERRY WOOD was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
SLO-PITCH beat JACK SPARROW in a crowd pleasing 4 minute Challenge brawl.
PORKY PIG overpowered ARTEMI in a action packed 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
ARM OF STEEL was viciously subdued by COPYCAT in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
DON CORNBEEFLEON viciously subdued GUARDIAN in a popular 1 minute Challenge fight.
SQUASH handily defeated TARANTINO in a exciting 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CHATTERING TEETH devastated WARLOCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge conflict.
HEAVY DUTY demolished GOAT in a 4 minute one-sided Challenge brawl.
LORD EARL GREY handily defeated CRYBABY in a 1 minute one-sided Title conflict.
YONDU vanquished LORD STANLEY in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
HOCKEY vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
LEON DURHAM was unbelievably bested by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute brawl.
STEVE LAKE narrowly defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 8 minute brutal match.
BASEBALL overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SOCCER put to death FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute bloody competition.
FREDDY GARCIA beat BOBS UR UNCLE in a 2 minute fight.
MARK REDMAN unbelievably bested GORDON LIGHTFOOT in a popular 3 minute gruesome match.
FULCRUM vanquished MYSTIQUE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
LITTLE TYKE was overpowered by HAMBURGER HILL in a 1 minute one-sided match.
AIR BEAR was assassinated by SUDOKU in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
REVENGE overpowered JOHN PATTERSON in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
CHRISTIAN assassinated CYLON in a 1 minute uneven match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 10         TOTAL PARRY       22 -  10 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       7         BASHING ATTACK     4 -   2 -  1      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   35 -  18 -  6      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    41 -  31 -  5      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         AIMED BLOW        24 -  19 -  1      56  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   4 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  12 -  4      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        1 -   2 -  0      33  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 187 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  7         6  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    3 -  3     AIMED BLOW         2 -  5         3  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CRYBABY 5853                9   8  0   78 OUTLAWS (643)
BASHING ATTACK   PORKY PIG 5953              8   1  1   66 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
SLASHING ATTACK  YONDU 6091                  6   0  0   58 OUTLAWS (643)
TOTAL PARRY      SLO-PITCH 5815              6   1  0   46 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
AIMED BLOW       STEVE LAKE 6117             4   0  0   45 SUE'S BOYS (670)
STRIKING ATTACK  DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949       5   3  1   40 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
The overall popularity leader is CRYBABY 5853.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215.  The ten other most popular fighters were JACK SPARROW 
5700, COPYCAT 5854, ZEKE 6125, KERRY WOOD 6116, DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949, CHATTERING 
TEETH 6198, SQUASH 5458, GOAT 6080, HOCKEY 5461, and STEVE LAKE 6117.

The least popular fighter this week was WORST ROLLUP EVR 6218.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARK REDMAN 5958, CYLON 6217, JOHN PATTERSON 5957, AIR BEAR 
5556, LITTLE TYKE 5559, MYSTIQUE 6212, LORD STANLEY 5916, CRYBABY 5853, TARANTINO 
5558, and ARM OF STEEL 6196.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LORD EARL GREY (72-4546) FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)