DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/27/2008    Duedate: 04/23/2008

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-196

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PORKY PIG
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-5953) [12-3-1,98]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

PORKY PIG                      STEVE LAKE
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)          SUE'S BOYS (670)
(72-5953) [12-3-1,98]          (72-6117) [6-1-0,57]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

PORKY PIG                      CHRISTIAN
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)          SUE'S BOYS (670)
(72-5953) [12-3-1,98]          (72-6200) [3-0-1,28]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

SUE'S BOYS (670)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUE'S BOYS (670)            45
2. RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)         26      SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
3. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)       21      Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)     11
5. PURPLE PLATYPI (659)        10      PURPLE PLATYPI (659)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*PURPLE PLATYPI (659)       5   0  0  100   1- 1*ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)   5  0 3
 2/ 3*QUARTERFLASH (649)        22   9  3 71.0   2/12*SUE'S BOYS (670)          5  2 0
 3/ 4 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   39  16  2 70.9   3/ 3*TITANS III (616)          5  3 0
 4/ 6 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     38  17  2 69.1   4/ 6 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   4  0 0
 5- 5*ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)   22  10  8 68.8   5/10*RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       3  1 1
 6/ 9*RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)        6   3  1 66.7   6/11 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     3  1 0
 7/ 8*SUE'S BOYS (670)          15   8  1 65.2   7/ 8*NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  2  0 0
 8/ 7 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     49  32  6 60.5   8/ 9*PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      2  0 0
 9/11*NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)   8   6  1 57.1   9- 5 SACRED REALM (506)        2  1 1
10/10*TITANS III (616)           7   7  0 50.0  10/ 4 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     2  2 0
11-12 SACRED REALM (506)        44  46  6 48.9  11/ 7*QUARTERFLASH (649)        2  4 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 593): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 475): SCURVY LAD of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 601): SPAGHETTI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 597): FOOS BALL of F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): BOMBETTE of PAPER MARIO (Luigi, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 600): GRIMSTAR of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): BARTEZ of IMPORTED FOOTBALLERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 592): ICARUS of THE MOONDOG (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): MAST MONKEY of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 556): PATHC of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 546): SHOGUN of BARHOPPERS (Apex, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): DEELA ELLIS of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): SUCKFOOT of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 482): BLADERUNNER of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): DARISTAM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): KONA QUAIL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 431): DEATH MAGE of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): PORKY PIG of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 475): NEOSPHINCTER of WASTELAND (TMM, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 593): SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 475): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 601): PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   4 JHELUM (turn 597): F BALLS (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 600): SWIM SQUAD (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 592): SABBATH (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 556): MINDSOVERMATTER (?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 546): OLD SCHOOL (Abraxis, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 244): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 482): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 231): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 219): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 431): FLAGG'S DEVASTATORS (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 195): TITANS III (Brewmaster, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 475) VILLAINS et al (Doc Steele, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 592): FEYEVER of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 596): ELINDE GOSS of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 599): FORLORN of DARK PANTHEON (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 597): OBROJOBO of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 583): LONGSHOT of THUNDR + LITENING (Doc Steele, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 582): VULGE of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
                           CANNON FODDER of LIGHT BRIGADE (Woody, mgr.)
               (turn 581): ZIGGY WOLFSBANE of NOMADIC TRIBE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 555): PEG LEG of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 545): SUI GENERIS of ALL FINESSE (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 243): OPARA PERSI of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgR.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 533): HOLLYMOOP of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 532): VIRTUOS VIXEN of FLAGG'S FIVE (Flagg, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 481): ENDLESS WATCH of RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 430): DARTH SCION of RANDOM SITH (Carnage, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DRAGONHEAD to 
see what's new.  Too bad, ANTIQUATED LEGACY, but SUE'S BOYS was just too good to be 
stopped.  Uncool, BARBARIAN HORDE.  I mean 0-1-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed 
to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  MVP award for FULCRUM?  RUSSIAN 
BIRDS' proud of it after beating MYSTIQUE and getting 17 points.  Talk about yer big 
time losers!  MYSTIQUE got smashed by FULCRUM, and lost 13 points!  Don't you think 
the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think PORKY PIG should let VENEMOUS CONCUBINE be 
Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was the wiseguy that said 
DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench?  Don't look at 
me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  TITANS III was DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team.  Is 
there some award for that?  Is there some deep dark secret why SUE'S BOYS' been 
avoiding TITANS III so much?  Or is it just that they're too scared?  Like, is 
MYSTIQUE popular, or what?  She was challenged the most in all of DRAGONHEAD!  She's 
got a 6-4-0, is that good?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DRAGONHEAD ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out 
of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PORKY PIG 5953               12   3  1    98       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOCKEY 5461                  10   1  0    96       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLO-PITCH 5815               12   1  0    84       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 HAMMY HAMSTER 5950            7   3  0    70       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-MARWAN 6082                   7   4  0    67       SACRED REALM (506)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MERLIN 5776                  10   4  2    66       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775        11   3  1    62       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-SUDEEN 5885                   5   0  1    60       QUARTERFLASH (649)
 STEVE LAKE 6117               6   1  0    57       SUE'S BOYS (670)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KATSUMOTO 5942                6   5  0    56       SACRED REALM (506)
-FAR QUAR 5886                 5   0  1    52       QUARTERFLASH (649)
-ANDAR 5774                    8   6  1    51       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
 ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967           5   0  0    51       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-TARANTINO 5558                6   1  1    50       ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)
 FULCRUM 6122                  4   1  0    47       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-SOCCER 5459                   6   4  1    46       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-GRUMPY OLD BAT 4578           6  11  0    46       SACRED REALM (506)
-MINNEWANKA 6228               4   0  3    44       ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)
-SPIKE 5887                    4   1  1    44       QUARTERFLASH (649)
 FREDDY GARCIA 5959            5   2  1    43       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-SKOKI 6227                    4   0  1    42       ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)
-WINSTON 6085                  6   2  2    41       SACRED REALM (506)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BIG AL 6231                   3   1  1    41       ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)
-SQUASH 5458                   6   4  0    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 LEON DURHAM 6118              5   2  0    38       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-GENERAL RAY 6113              5   2  1    35       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-GRIMACE 5619                  2   2  0    33       TITANS III (616)
 BADGER 6121                   2   0  1    29       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 CHRISTIAN 6200                3   0  1    28       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-CHICKER S#!^ 5952             5   3  0    27       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-DRANGONFLY 6229               3   1  2    27       ANTIQUATED LEGACY (604)
-MARK REDMAN 5958              3   2  0    27       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
 MYSTIQUE 6212                 6   4  0    24       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BASEBALL 5460                 5   5  1    23       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 B. FREE 6213                  2   0  0    21       TITANS III (616)
 SPONGE BOB 5888               5   3  0    18       QUARTERFLASH (649)
-HAMBURGER HILL 6216           2   2  0    15       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 FRANK EINSTEIN 5884           3   5  0    14       QUARTERFLASH (649)
 MARK PRIOR 6114               1   1  0    12       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 MYOPTIC 5918                  1   1  0    11       TITANS III (616)
 CHUCKLES 5919                 1   1  0     4       TITANS III (616)
-JOHN PATTERSON 5957           0   2  0     2       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
JODY DAVIS 6223         0  2 0 SUE'S BOYS 670       SPYMASTER             196  NONE
ANDAUWA 5617            0  1 0 TITANS III 616       BADGER 6121           195   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

     Hickory Dickory Dock
     The mouse ran up the clock
     The clock struck one
     The mouse ran down
     Hickory Dickory Dock

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

JODY DAVIS was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
FULCRUM vanquished MYSTIQUE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
BADGER savagely defeated SPONGE BOB in a 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MARK PRIOR bested CHUCKLES in a 5 minute novice's Challenge contest.
PORKY PIG overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title match.
HOCKEY devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLO-PITCH viciously subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 3 minute gruesome competition.
HAMMY HAMSTER won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ARAMIS RAMIREZ vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FREDDY GARCIA won victory over FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
STEVE LAKE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice bout.
LEON DURHAM handily defeated FRANK EINSTEIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
MYOPTIC was savagely defeated by CHRISTIAN in a 5 minute novice's brawl.
B. FREE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE     15 -   0 -  0     100  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  16 - 10      71  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         TOTAL PARRY       21 -   9 -  0      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   3 -  1      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    37 -  19 -  7      66  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        16 -  20 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -  11 -  2      42  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 196 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         2 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   PORKY PIG 5953             12   3  1   98 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOCKEY 5461                10   1  0   96 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
TOTAL PARRY      SLO-PITCH 5815             12   1  0   84 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
AIMED BLOW       STEVE LAKE 6117             6   1  0   57 SUE'S BOYS (670)
STRIKING ATTACK  ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967         5   0  0   51 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
SLASHING ATTACK  FULCRUM 6122                4   1  0   47 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is PORKY PIG 5953.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was CHRISTIAN 6200.  The ten other most popular fighters were JODY DAVIS 6223, STEVE 
LAKE 6117, BADGER 6121, CHUCKLES 5919, HOCKEY 5461, HAMMY HAMSTER 5950, FULCRUM 6122, 
PORKY PIG 5953, FREDDY GARCIA 5959, and LEON DURHAM 6118.

The least popular fighter this week was MARK PRIOR 6114.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FRANK EINSTEIN 5884, MYSTIQUE 6212, B. FREE 6213, MYOPTIC 5918, SPONGE 
BOB 5888, ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967, SLO-PITCH 5815, LEON DURHAM 6118, FREDDY GARCIA 5959, 
and PORKY PIG 5953.