DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/26/2009    Duedate: 03/25/2009

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-208

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

UM-PAH
ONE MAN BAND (684)
(72-6270) [5-2-0,66]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              UM-PAH
                               ONE MAN BAND (684)
                               (72-6270) [5-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

STUMP FIDDLE                   HARMONICA
ONE MAN BAND (684)             ONE MAN BAND (684)
(72-6266) [6-2-0,46]           (72-6268) [2-1-0,29]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ONE MAN BAND (684)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. ONE MAN BAND (684)          54
2. AD HOMINEM (561)             0      THE FIFTH HORSEMAN (311)
3. FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)       0      Unchartered Team
4. CRIME WAVE (572)             0
5. GLACIATION GUILD II (625)    0      ONE MAN BAND (684)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*ONE MAN BAND (684)        18   8  0 69.2   1/ 1*ONE MAN BAND (684)        8  2 0
 2- 3 AD HOMINEM (561)          22  11  0 66.7   2- 2 AD HOMINEM (561)          3  0 0
 3- 4 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     53  40  6 57.0   3- 4 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)    2  1 1
 4- 5 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)   220 172 26 56.1   4- 6 CRIME WAVE (572)          1  0 0
 5- 7 GLACIATION GUILD I (625)  15  24  1 38.5   5- 7 GLACIATION GUILD I (625)  1  0 0
 6- 8 CRIME WAVE (572)          31  62  3 33.3   6- 8 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 617): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 499): GROND of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 625): RIGATONI of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 620): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 621): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 621): LORD T. JEEBUS of AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 612): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 607): DECK APE of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): TOAD LIKCER of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 578): KYRA of BABES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 570): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 554): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 243): VARDIN ABEQ of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 499): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 617): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 499): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 625): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 620): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 621): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 621): AMEN! (?, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 612): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 607): SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 606): COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 578): MIDDLE WAY 17 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 570): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 256): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 554): COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 505): DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 243): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 207): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 499) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 617): JETSAM of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 620): DEADLY DUO of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 620): NEANDERTHAL of SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 616): TOAD LIKCER of COSMIC FREAK OUT (Floyd, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 569): RUMAKI of FREAKISH (Hombre, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 554): DIPSY DIXIE of COLOR ME SUAVE (Suave, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
                 (turn 504): GARANH of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
                               INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I can't believe the violence in DRAGONHEAD!  I still haven't told Mom I'm 
writing Spyreports.  She'd have a cow!  Well, here we go...  MVP award for STUMP 
FIDDLE?  ONE MAN BAND's proud of it after beating THE USEROUS MERCHANT and getting 21 
points.  This Duelmaster is like something else!  UM-PAH stopped VETERAN MERCENARY 
dead in his tracks!  Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates?  
Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  ARTIC FIRE was the most avoided 
team.  Is a 19-4-0 record really that scary?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are ONE 
MAN BAND?  ARTIC FIRE, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to 
accept an invitation!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  DRAGONHEAD is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UM-PAH 6270                   5   2  0    66       ONE MAN BAND (684)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DRUWEZ 5683                   8   6  0   102       GLACIATION GUILD II (625)
-GEORGE DELK 5246             15   9  0    97       CRIME WAVE (572)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775        12   3  1    77       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MERLIN 5776                  10   5  2    62       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-ACUTATE 5161                  7   1  0    60       AD HOMINEM (561)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ACUTE 5154                    6   1  0    56       AD HOMINEM (561)
-ARTEMI 5515                   9   8  0    52       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-ACUMEN 5158                   7   2  0    47       AD HOMINEM (561)
 STUMP FIDDLE 6266             6   2  0    46       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-GENERAL RAY 6113              6   3  1    39       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-JACK SPARROW 5700             8   6  6    38       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ANDAR 5774                    8   8  1    33       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-MYSTIQUE 6212                 8   8  0    33       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-GRAVE DIGGER 5239             4   2  0    31       CRIME WAVE (572)
-PIATARBAJO 6267               3   0  0    29       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 HARMONICA 6268                2   1  0    29       ONE MAN BAND (684)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LIMITATIONS 6230              2   0  1    23       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-VINNAR 5673                   1   3  0    18       GLACIATION GUILD II (625)
-BOBS UR UNCLE 6214            2   2  1    16       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
 BAGPIPES 6292                 1   0  0    13       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-DURC 5671                     1   2  0    12       GLACIATION GUILD II (625)
-AD HOPPITY 5155               1   1  0     8       AD HOMINEM (561)
-GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215         1   3  0     6       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-FAR FROM GOOD 5226            1   0  0     5       CRIME WAVE (572)
-WRAITH 5259                   0   1  0     1       CRIME WAVE (572)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Uh, I'M Duelmaster?  Like, sure.  I'm not writing a column for this farce! -- Um-Pah

I'm cominnnngggggggggg. -- Bagpipes

     Oh, no!  Anything but that!

Convicted Thief -- I stold you blind! -- Stump Fiddle

Where have all the flowers gone? -- Allegro

     Argentina.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UM-PAH bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody Title fight.
STUMP FIDDLE vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 1 minute uneven battle.
HARMONICA slimly lost to THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 4 minute brawl.
BAGPIPES overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   1         TOTAL PARRY        9 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  1         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   1         BASHING ATTACK    14 -   4 -  1      78  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         LUNGING ATTACK    19 -   8 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         AIMED BLOW        15 -   8 -  0      65  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         STRIKING ATTACK   16 -  11 -  1      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   9 -  0      36  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      0         WALL OF STEEL      1 -   4 -  0      20  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 208 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
                              TOTAL PARRY        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  UM-PAH 6270                 5   2  0   66 ONE MAN BAND (684)
BASHING ATTACK   STUMP FIDDLE 6266           6   2  0   46 ONE MAN BAND (684)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is STUMP FIDDLE 6266.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was HARMONICA 6268.  The ten other most popular fighters were STUMP FIDDLE 6266, 
UM-PAH 6270, BAGPIPES 6292,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was BAGPIPES 6292.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were UM-PAH 6270, STUMP FIDDLE 6266, HARMONICA 6268,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0,  0, 
and  0.