DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 03/26/2009 Duedate: 04/22/2009 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-209 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS UM-PAH ONE MAN BAND (684) (72-6270) [5-3-0,57] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MYSTIQUE UM-PAH BARBARIAN HORDE (637) ONE MAN BAND (684) (72-6212) [9-8-0,43] (72-6270) [5-3-0,57] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite JACK SPARROW STUMP FIDDLE FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) ONE MAN BAND (684) (72-5700) [8-7-6,37] (72-6266) [7-2-0,56] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ONE MAN BAND (684) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 27 2. BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 10 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 3. ONE MAN BAND (684) -17 Unchartered Team ONE MAN BAND (684) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*ONE MAN BAND (684) 19 11 0 63.3 1/ 1*ONE MAN BAND (684) 7 5 0 2/ 3 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 54 40 6 57.4 2/ 3 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 3 1 2 3/ 4 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) 223 173 28 56.3 3/ 6 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) 1 0 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 619): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 501): HORMONAL GROWTH OF WIDE WORLD OF... (Dark One, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 627): KOVARARMANN VOTH of GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 621): JAMMY LARKE of THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 622): HATTIE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 623): WHOLLY MOLLY of AMEN! (?, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 613): JOLEEN KRUZ of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CHOCO BOBA BABY of WIZARDGUARD (?, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 608): MIGHTY BOSSTONE of MINISTRY OF SKA (Rude Buddha, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 580): MORNGRIM THOTH of ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 556): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 507): CARGO of SEA DOGS (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 244): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 457): EVANDER GILL of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): UM-PAH of ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 501): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 619): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.) DM 2 NIANIA (turn 501): PEANUT BUTTER FUDGE (Gavin Rule, mgr.) DM 3 OSKSI (turn 627): SORCERY COVENANT (Visionist, mgr.) DM 5 KALTOS (turn 621): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 6 TRANSEL (turn 622): PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.) DM 7 BONSUR (turn 523): SENTINELS (Nomad, mgr.) DM 10 KOLACT (turn 613): THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CENTER FOR OLDS (Suave, mgr.) DM 21 SUNSET (turn 608): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.) DM 36 JHANS (turn 580): ACT OF MALICE (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 257): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 42 RODEKI (turn 556): DUNGEON CELL (One-Armed Bandit, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 507): RAISING R'LYEH (Reaper, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 244): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 232): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 457): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 208): ONE MAN BAND (Allegro, mgr.) ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 501) FLOPS et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.) Recent Graduates ----------------- DM 1 MORDANT (turn 619): TONY SIRAGUSA of BETTER OFF DEAD (Hombre, mgr.) DM 18 TALCAMA (turn 609): CHARNEL of RUN AND HYDE (Jekyll, mgr.) DM 38 CLIFFHOME (turn 572): AVERAGE JOE of U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.) DM 51 TRICORUS (turn 505): VARGOI of DARK HORSEMENT (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 231): ROSE SHELL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 62 VALAMANTIS (turn 455): CHATTI of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.) INVUR KREB of MIDDLE WAY 10 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT I can't believe the violence in DRAGONHEAD! I still haven't told Mom I'm writing Spyreports. She'd have a cow! Well, here we go... The guys at BARBARIAN HORDE like really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 this turn, moving up by 3. Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, FEARSOME LEGENDS! 'Cause they got 3-1-2 and moved up to 2nd! MVP award for BOBS UR UNCLE? FEARSOME LEGENDS' proud of him after beating BAGPIPES and getting 11 points. Talk about yer major upsets! HARMONICA's match with MYSTIQUE cost it a loss of 9 points! Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KUNG-FU MASTER, BUT UM-PAH is still the Duelmaster because it has the most recognition points! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these really neat Spyreports can it? FEARSOME LEGENDS was DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team. Is there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why ONE MAN BAND's been avoiding FEARSOME LEGENDS so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Like, is STUMP FIDDLE popular, or what? It was challenged the most in all of DRAGONHEAD! It's got a 7-2-0, is that good? What does a fighter fight for? I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone gets killed. Not after four more fights. Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? Write! (Or have someone write for you.) I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME UM-PAH 6270 5 3 0 57 ONE MAN BAND (684) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775 12 3 1 77 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MERLIN 5776 10 5 2 62 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STUMP FIDDLE 6266 7 2 0 56 ONE MAN BAND (684) -ARTEMI 5515 9 8 0 52 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) MYSTIQUE 6212 9 8 0 43 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) -GENERAL RAY 6113 6 3 1 39 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) JACK SPARROW 5700 8 7 6 37 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ANDAR 5774 8 8 1 33 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) LIMITATIONS 6230 3 0 2 29 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) -PIATARBAJO 6267 3 0 0 29 ONE MAN BAND (684) BOBS UR UNCLE 6214 3 2 1 27 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HARMONICA 6268 2 2 0 20 ONE MAN BAND (684) GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215 2 3 1 17 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) BAGPIPES 6292 1 1 0 4 ONE MAN BAND (684) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 LIMITATIONS 6230 209 NONE MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215 209 NONE PERSONAL ADS If an arena runs and nobody reads the newsletter, did it really run? Inquiring minds feel a horrified curiosity. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS JACK SPARROW was devastated by STUMP FIDDLE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. UM-PAH was vanquished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven Title battle. HARMONICA was demolished by MYSTIQUE in a 1 minute uneven fight. BOBS UR UNCLE devastated BAGPIPES in a 1 minute one-sided contest. GORDON LIGHTFOOT assassinated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match. LIMITATIONS butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute bloody one-sided duel. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 8 - 0 - 0 100 | |AIMED BLOW 2 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 - 0 100 | |BASHING ATTACK 1 BASHING ATTACK 13 - 3 - 1 81 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 15 - 7 - 1 68 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 18 - 10 - 3 64 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 13 - 8 - 0 62 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 - 0 38 | |TOTAL PARRY 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 - 0 25 | |WALL OF STEEL 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 209 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: BASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 1 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 0 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK UM-PAH 6270 5 3 0 57 ONE MAN BAND (684) BASHING ATTACK STUMP FIDDLE 6266 7 2 0 56 ONE MAN BAND (684) AIMED BLOW MYSTIQUE 6212 9 8 0 43 BARBARIAN HORDE (637) LUNGING ATTACK JACK SPARROW 5700 8 7 6 37 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is JACK SPARROW 5700. The most popular warrior this turn was STUMP FIDDLE 6266. The ten other most popular fighters were BOBS UR UNCLE 6214, MYSTIQUE 6212, GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215, UM-PAH 6270, LIMITATIONS 6230, JACK SPARROW 5700, HARMONICA 6268, BAGPIPES 6292, 0, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was BAGPIPES 6292. The other ten least popular fighters were HARMONICA 6268, JACK SPARROW 5700, LIMITATIONS 6230, UM-PAH 6270, GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215, MYSTIQUE 6212, BOBS UR UNCLE 6214, STUMP FIDDLE 6266, 0, and 0.