DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/18/2009    Duedate: 07/15/2009

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-212

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

SLO-PITCH
SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
(72-5815) [17-1-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

SLO-PITCH                      GRIMACE
SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)        TITANS III (616)
(72-5815) [17-1-0,103]         (72-5619) [4-3-1,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOCKEY                         THE TRUNK MONKEY
SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)        BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
(72-5461) [13-2-0,101]         (72-5775) [13-4-1,90]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MONGREL HORDE (680)         51
2. FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)      36      RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
3. NEW CAPRICA (687)           35      Unchartered Team
4. SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)     18
5. SUE'S BOYS (670)            11      MONGREL HORDE (680)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*MONGREL HORDE (680)        4   1  0 80.0   1/ 1 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)    7  1 0
 2/ 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       14   4  1 77.8   2/ 2 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     6  1 0
 3/ 0 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      10   3  0 76.9   3/ 0*MONGREL HORDE (680)       4  1 0
 4- 3*LEGION OF STEEL (601)      3   1  1 75.0   4/ 6*ARTIC FIRE (678)          4  5 0
 5/ 0 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   47  17  2 73.4   5/ 4*TITANS III (616)          3  1 1
 6/ 1*ARTIC FIRE (678)          23   9  0 71.9   6/ 5*ARCTIC STORM (635)        3  1 1
 7/ 2*ARCTIC STORM (635)        10   4  2 71.4   7/ 3 ONE MAN BAND (684)        3  7 0
 8/ 0 SUE'S BOYS (670)          30  15  1 66.7   8/ 0 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   2  0 0
 9/ 4 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)     60  41  6 59.4   9/ 0 SUE'S BOYS (670)          2  1 0
10/ 5*TITANS III (616)          15  11  1 57.7  10/ 0*NEW CAPRICA (687)         2  3 0
11/ 7 FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)   230 174 28 56.9  11- 7*LEGION OF STEEL (601)     1  0 0
12/ 6 ONE MAN BAND (684)        22  18  0 55.0  12/ 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       1  0 0
13/ 0*NEW CAPRICA (687)          2   3  0 40.0  13/ 0 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                         ---===DELARQUAN REGIONAL NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 625): MIASMA of SWEORDMASTERS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 507): GALLORDIN of THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 631): FARFALE of PASTA (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 626): HALIBUTT of WIZARD'S WRATH (Visionist, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 626): WHISPER WALK of MY LITTLE TRIBE (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 629): CANDY CANE of CHURCH LADIES (Papa Bear, mgr.)
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 619): DEIMOS of THE MOONDOGS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 615): SPARE ANCHOR of SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 614): PILSON of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 586): EVA MENDES of GIRLS X3 (Non?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 578): REDD CORVAITT of JINDA-BAN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 562): CHATTY CABALIST of DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 513): HASARCH of DARK HORSEMEN (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 247): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 235): GISBORNE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 463): FYRE SWORD of DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 211): THE TRUNK MONKEY of BARBARIAN HORDE (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 507): SUPER BUM of FLAT BROKE (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   1 MORDANT (turn 625): LAB EXPERIMENTS (?, mgr.)
 DM   2 NIANIA (turn 507): THE GOLDEN FISH (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   3 OSKSI (turn 631): GAMES LIBRARY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   5 KALTOS (turn 626): THE MIDDLE WAY 5 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 626): MY LITTLE TRIBE (?, mgr.)
 DM   7 BONSUR (turn 629): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  10 KOLACT (turn 619): VIKINGS (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  18 TALCAMA (turn 615): SEA DOGS (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 614): GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
 DM  36 JHANS (turn 586): GIRLS X3 (Non?, mgr.)
 DM  38 CLIFFHOME (turn 578): U.A.K. (Otis the Drunk, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  42 RODEKI (turn 562): DUNGEON CELL (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  51 TRICORUS (turn 513): AMAZON ELITE (?, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 247): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 235): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  62 VALAMANTIS (turn 463): DEATH MOB (Jakari, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 211): FEARSOME LEGENDS (?, mgr.)
ADM 104 DARKHOLM (turn 507) 0729205R et al (The Muffin Man, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                  -----------------
 DM   6 TRANSEL (turn 625): BIMBETTE of PSYCHO SQUAD (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  21 SUNSET (turn 614): PILSON of DEATH MOB 4 (Jakari, mgr.)
                           SLYTHR of GRIM FANDANGO (Stik, mgr.)
                           WHITMAN of LITERATE LOONS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 260): D'URVILLE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 234): KIRRALA of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DRAGONHEAD!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  Now keep the taverns open late tonight, for there are sorrows to drown 
for ONE MAN BAND, whose 0-2-0 this turn dropped them by 4 into 7th.  On their very 
first turn, MONGREL HORDE had a 4-1-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do 
well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  And let's see, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG fought PERSISTANT 
BEGGAR and gained 15 points and contributed to MONGREL HORDE's 4-1-0.  TENZIN GYATSO 
has lost to OSKSI NOBLE, falling 17 points, while helping make ARTIC FIRE a 2-2-0 
turn.  We should ask SLO-PITCH about the thrill of victory, and what being the new 
Duelmaster does for a warrior, it's now the one to ask.  Can someone confirm a rumor 
for me?  I hear the top team makes their losing fighters do dishes at The Dripping 
Blade until they win.  Maybe?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  ONE MAN BAND has cause to stand tall, as they were 
DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team.  A smart manager knows this is a team to beat.  And 
guess who avoided ONE MAN BAND stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was ARTIC 
FIRE.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was ARCTIC STORM's 
warrior VEERAS.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  We'd like to remind certain teams not to rob the graves of their enemies.  
You know who you are; and it's considered rude.   
     I like this place, DRAGONHEAD, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Always good to rest in DRAGONHEAD, but never good to 
wear out my welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until you see my quill in 
DRAGONHEAD again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SLO-PITCH 5815               17   1  0   103       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOCKEY 5461                  13   2  0   101       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775        13   4  1    90       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
 ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967           9   2  0    82       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-STEVE LAKE 6117              10   2  0    75       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 BADGER 6121                   6   0  1    70       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-UM-PAH 6270                   6   4  0    70       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-FULCRUM 6122                  8   2  0    67       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEON DURHAM 6118              9   3  0    66       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 MERLIN 5776                  11   5  2    64       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MYSTIQUE 6212                11   8  0    56       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
-GENERAL RAY 6113              7   3  1    54       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
 GRIMACE 5619                  4   3  1    54       TITANS III (616)
-JACK SPARROW 5700             9   7  6    49       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
 LIMITATIONS 6230              5   0  2    48       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
 BOBS UR UNCLE 6214            5   2  1    48       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-ANDAR 5774                    9   8  1    47       BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
 ARTEMI 5515                   9   9  0    47       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
-SOCCER 5459                   6   4  1    46       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-PIATARBAJO 6267               4   0  0    46       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 MEL CONTENT 6235              5   1  0    45       ARTIC FIRE (678)
 VEERAS 5763                   4   0  1    45       ARCTIC STORM (635)
 GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215         4   3  1    44       FEARSOME LEGENDS (505)
 WOLF BLITZER 6233             5   2  0    43       ARTIC FIRE (678)
-SQUASH 5458                   6   4  0    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 CHRISTIAN 6200                5   1  1    37       SUE'S BOYS (670)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-B. FREE 6213                  3   1  0    27       TITANS III (616)
 STUMP FIDDLE 6266             7   5  0    26       ONE MAN BAND (684)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MUFASA 5889                   2   0  0    25       LEGION OF STEEL (601)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BASEBALL 5460                 5   5  1    23       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 MYOPTIC 5918                  4   2  0    23       TITANS III (616)
 MARK PRIOR 6114               4   2  0    21       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-PRISCUS 5762                  2   0  0    20       ARCTIC STORM (635)
-SOL TY 6276                   1   0  0    20       TITANS III (616)
 BLIZZARD 6291                 2   1  0    17       ARTIC FIRE (678)
-RUT 5761                      1   1  0    17       ARCTIC STORM (635)
 TENZIN GYATSO 6236            4   3  0    16       ARTIC FIRE (678)
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245         1   0  0    15       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 UNDERDOG 6250                 1   0  0    14       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-VESPASIAN 5764                1   1  0    12       ARCTIC STORM (635)
 FELIX GAETA 6287              1   0  0    11       NEW CAPRICA (687)
 SAMUEL T. ANDERS 6303         1   0  0    11       NEW CAPRICA (687)
 TOP DOG 6249                  1   0  0    10       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 TUKE 5765                     2   2  1     9       ARCTIC STORM (635)
-HARMONICA 6268                2   3  0     9       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 ANDRE DAWSON 6278             2   2  0     9       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 ANDREW JONES 5965             1   1  0     9       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
 DOC COTTLE 6285               0   1  0     9       NEW CAPRICA (687)
-CHUCKLES 5919                 2   2  0     8       TITANS III (616)
 GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246          1   0  0     7       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248           0   1  0     5       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 GALEN TYROL 6289              0   1  0     3       NEW CAPRICA (687)
 FIDDLE 6302                   0   1  0     1       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 SAUL TIGH 6288                0   1  0     1       NEW CAPRICA (687)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
BAGPIPES 6292           2  2 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     VEERAS 5763           211   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

0-4-1!!!  I think I had better shut up and stick to music! -- Allegro

The Trunk Monkey -- No um-pah was needed.  You were clearly best.  Salute. -- Um-Pah

Veeras -- You KILLER!  Bagpipes was a 14-9-16-10-16-3-16 LU blessed with tremendous
damage.  If only he could hit!  To tell you the truth, I don't know if I will miss
him or not. -- Allegro

     We will miss him the way we miss a headache. -- Arenamaster Shalkor

Allegro -- Just because I don't clap at the end of a song doesn't mean I'm not
listening.  Keep writing the personals. -- Brewmaster, Fearsome Legends

Um-Pah -- The Trunk Monkey cometh!  (I told him you stole his bananas.) -- Merlin

Um-Pah -- Ooh ooh ooh, aah aah! -- Trunk Monkey

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

STUMP FIDDLE was devastated by VEERAS in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
THE TRUNK MONKEY was unbelievably bested by SLO-PITCH in a 3 minute Title battle.
HOCKEY overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
ARAMIS RAMIREZ overpowered GRIMACE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fight.
MERLIN viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory duel.
BADGER devastated ARTEMI in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LIMITATIONS viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 2 minute fight.
WOLF BLITZER slimly won victory over MARK PRIOR in a crowd boring 19 minute duel.
BOBS UR UNCLE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MEL CONTENT narrowly defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 4 minute brutal fight.
MYSTIQUE overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute bout.
GORDON LIGHTFOOT defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute match.
BLIZZARD was demolished by CHRISTIAN in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
TENZIN GYATSO was bested by OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute battle.
MYOPTIC luckily beat ANDREW JONES in a 4 minute gory brawl.
TUKE slimly lost to UNDERDOG in a 2 minute gruesome novice's conflict.
ANDRE DAWSON luckily beat GALEN TYROL in a 2 minute gruesome beginner's struggle.
TOP DOG overpowered SAUL TIGH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HOUUUUUUND DOG was devastated by SAMUEL T. ANDERS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GONE TOTHE DOGS beat DOC COTTLE in a 2 minute novice's bout.
FELIX GAETA overpowered FIDDLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-STRIKE       3 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  8         WALL OF STEEL      4 -   1 -  1      80  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    4         TOTAL PARRY        7 -   2 -  0      78  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         STRIKING ATTACK   27 -  10 -  3      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    21 -  14 -  1      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW         8 -   6 -  0      57  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         BASHING ATTACK     7 -   6 -  0      54  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -  10 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 212 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  7         3  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        1 -  2         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -  1                                       2  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      SLO-PITCH 5815             17   1  0  103 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
LUNGING ATTACK   HOCKEY 5461                13   2  0  101 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
STRIKING ATTACK  ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967         9   2  0   82 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
BASHING ATTACK   BADGER 6121                 6   0  1   70 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
SLASHING ATTACK  MERLIN 5776                11   5  2   64 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
AIMED BLOW       MYSTIQUE 6212              11   8  0   56 BARBARIAN HORDE (637)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    MEL CONTENT 6235            5   1  0   45 ARTIC FIRE (678)
WALL OF STEEL    VEERAS 5763                 4   0  1   45 ARCTIC STORM (635)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOCKEY 5461.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
THE TRUNK MONKEY 5775.  The ten other most popular fighters were LIMITATIONS 6230, 
GORDON LIGHTFOOT 6215, ANDREW JONES 5965, GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246, HOCKEY 5461, MERLIN 
5776, MEL CONTENT 6235, FELIX GAETA 6287, SLO-PITCH 5815, and ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967.

The least popular fighter this week was MARK PRIOR 6114.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WOLF BLITZER 6233, DOC COTTLE 6285, HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248, SAUL TIGH 
6288, TENZIN GYATSO 6236, BLIZZARD 6291, ARTEMI 5515, STUMP FIDDLE 6266, FIDDLE 6302, 
and TOP DOG 6249.

                          SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN CLEVELAND!

Our summer FTF will be an eastern one this time, located in Cleveland, Ohio  on July 
17-19, 2009.  It will be held at the Holiday Inn in Strongsville, OH, at 15471 
Royalton Rd (440-238-8800).  Rooms are only $95.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy.  

There is a free shuttle from the airport, free parking, and free high-speed wireless 
internet in all guestrooms ($3/day in public space).  The hotel has an indoor pool, 
pool table, and hockey, and a fitness center.   The hotel is located 1/2 mile from the 
largest mall in Northeast Ohio, with indoor minigolf and pottery painting, and right 
next door to Iceland Arena, which offers open skate and skate rental.  They also have 
four bikes on property available for checkout, as the Metro parks are next door as 
well.  The rooms are blocked--ask for the "Reality Simulations" room block.  There are 
many restaurants and nightspots nearby and at the Mall, as well as a cafe in the 
hotel.  

The tournament information sheet will be out imminently.  We hope you're all looking 
forward to the tournament and that we will see you there!