DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/02/2010 Duedate: 12/29/2010 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-231 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS TORANS ULRIK MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) (72-6399) [11-10-0,84] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader TORANS ULRIK POSITION IS EMPTY MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) (72-6399) [11-10-0,84] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite TORANS ULRIK ALICE MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) LHC (705) (72-6399) [11-10-0,84] (72-6392) [5-6-0,53] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. LHC (705) 42 2. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 25 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 3. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 0 Unchartered Team 4. SUE'S BOYS (670) 0 5. ASSASINS GUILD (724) 0 MY IDOL'S (248) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*BAD COMBOS (689) 3 0 0 100 1/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 9 6 0 2- 4*ASSASINS GUILD (724) 4 1 0 80.0 2/ 4 LHC (705) 8 7 0 3- 5 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 15 4 1 78.9 3- 1 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 6 1 0 4- 6 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 18 5 1 78.3 4- 3 SUE'S BOYS (670) 4 0 0 5- 7*MONGREL HORDE (680) 18 6 2 75.0 5- 6*ASSASINS GUILD (724) 4 1 0 6- 8*MORE VODKA (694) 3 1 1 75.0 6-11*STATES (718) 3 2 1 7- 9 SUE'S BOYS (670) 39 16 1 70.9 7- 2*MONGREL HORDE (680) 3 2 0 8-10 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 65 27 4 70.7 8- 7 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 2 0 0 9-11 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 14 8 1 63.6 9- 8 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 2 0 0 10/12 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 58 46 1 55.8 10-10*MORE VODKA (694) 2 0 0 11-13*STATES (718) 20 17 4 54.1 11-12*BAD COMBOS (689) 1 0 0 12/14 LHC (705) 16 34 0 32.0 12- 9 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 1 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 329): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 326): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 624): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): CALLOUS COURTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 276): CONFLICT of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 228): KING UVDAHELL of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 329): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 326): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 276): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 228): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.) (turn 295): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 281): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 45): PEP RALLY of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.) SPY REPORT Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills? Well fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DRAGONHEAD. Too bad, MEAT YOUR MAKER, but MIDDLE WAY 9 was just too good to be stopped. I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but MONGREL HORDE really goofed with their 0-0-0. The guys at STATES like really pulled together to get a 0-0-0 this turn, moving up by 5. MVP award for ALICE? LHC's proud of her after beating ROMOR SAITH and getting 24 points. Talk about yer big time losers! ROMOR SAITH got smashed by ALICE, and lost 9 points! What a putz! STEVE LAKE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title. No one said he was a genius... Was that a tear I saw in TORANS ULRIK's eye, as he took over Duelmastership? And wasn't VENEMOUS CONCUBINE fit to be tied! I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for PR photos. Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All DRAGONHEAD ever talks about is fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. ROMOR SAITH's pretty happy--he wasted MADKAWRAW REBORN and didn't even get a Bloodfeud from MILCHAMAH! What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's what!!! I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TORANS ULRIK 6399 11 10 0 84 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967 12 2 0 106 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) -STEVE LAKE 6117 14 2 0 101 SUE'S BOYS (670) -HAMMY HAMSTER 5950 15 4 1 97 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -LEON DURHAM 6118 13 3 0 95 SUE'S BOYS (670) -FREDDY GARCIA 5959 11 4 1 92 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LONDON BEEFEATER 6238 8 0 0 87 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -FULCRUM 6122 11 2 0 86 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -BADGER 6121 7 1 1 82 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -UTAH 6463 5 1 0 54 STATES (718) NAEFAN ORDH 6396 16 5 0 53 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) ALICE 6392 5 6 0 53 LHC (705) LOUIE MURH 6395 13 8 0 51 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -UNDERDOG 6250 5 0 0 51 MONGREL HORDE (680) -GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246 4 1 1 48 MONGREL HORDE (680) -HAMBURGER HILL 6216 6 4 0 47 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) ROMOR SAITH 6398 11 10 1 44 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -FLORIDA 6460 5 3 1 42 STATES (718) -CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 8 7 0 35 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ARIZONA 6462 4 2 2 33 STATES (718) -CHRISTIAN 6200 5 2 1 32 SUE'S BOYS (670) -TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 2 0 0 32 BAD COMBOS (689) CMS 6390 3 8 0 30 LHC (705) DR MANHATTAN 6472 2 4 0 29 LHC (705) -MARK REDMAN 5958 3 2 0 27 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) -HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248 3 3 1 26 MONGREL HORDE (680) FAST PROTON 6515 2 0 0 26 LHC (705) -TOP DOG 6249 3 1 0 25 MONGREL HORDE (680) RONARDA SOLA 6461 5 4 0 24 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MARK PRIOR 6114 5 2 0 23 SUE'S BOYS (670) -ANDREW JONES 5965 3 1 1 23 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) -SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 3 1 0 22 MONGREL HORDE (680) -MAJOR TOM 6333 2 0 1 16 MORE VODKA (694) -WITCHBANE 6507 1 0 0 16 ASSASINS GUILD (724) ATLAS 6391 2 9 0 15 LHC (705) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -QUIET BUT QUICK 6332 1 1 0 14 MORE VODKA (694) -SIG THE IMP 6509 1 0 0 13 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -MONTANA 6464 3 2 0 11 STATES (718) -ANDRE DAWSON 6278 2 2 0 9 SUE'S BOYS (670) -NIGHTSHADE 6508 1 0 0 9 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 1 0 0 9 BAD COMBOS (689) -TIM SALMON 6290 1 0 0 9 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -SHADOW 6505 1 0 0 6 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -JOHN PATTERSON 5957 0 2 0 2 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) -HAWKSBLADE 6506 0 1 0 1 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -NICK JOHNSON 5968 0 1 0 1 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MADKAWRAW REBORN 6135 5 2 0 MILCHAMAH 663 ROMOR SAITH 6398 227 NOT REVENGED PERSONAL ADS Sorry no personals, sick again. -- Jorja This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to print. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TORANS ULRIK devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight. NAEFAN ORDH outwaited CMS in a dull 12 minute brutal battle. ROMOR SAITH was overpowered by ALICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel. LOUIE MURH defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight. ATLAS was subdued by RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute competition. DR MANHATTAN devastated CULT MEMBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel. FAST PROTON beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 2 AIMED BLOW 20 - 4 - 0 83 | |LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 36 - 12 - 5 75 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 5 - 0 74 | |AIMED BLOW 1 TOTAL PARRY 13 - 7 - 0 65 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 LUNGING ATTACK 27 - 24 - 2 53 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 7 - 1 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 10 - 0 38 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 4 - 0 33 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 BASHING ATTACK 7 - 15 - 1 32 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 231 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 1 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 SLASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 BASHING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK TORANS ULRIK 6399 11 10 0 84 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) TOTAL PARRY NAEFAN ORDH 6396 16 5 0 53 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) WALL OF STEEL LOUIE MURH 6395 13 8 0 51 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) BASHING ATTACK ROMOR SAITH 6398 11 10 1 44 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is TORANS ULRIK 6399. The most popular warrior this turn was ALICE 6392. The ten other most popular fighters were LOUIE MURH 6395, DR MANHATTAN 6472, FAST PROTON 6515, TORANS ULRIK 6399, CMS 6390, RONARDA SOLA 6461, ROMOR SAITH 6398, ATLAS 6391, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, and 0. The least popular fighter this week was NAEFAN ORDH 6396. The other ten least popular fighters were ATLAS 6391, ROMOR SAITH 6398, RONARDA SOLA 6461, CMS 6390, TORANS ULRIK 6399, FAST PROTON 6515, DR MANHATTAN 6472, LOUIE MURH 6395, ALICE 6392, and 0. MAIL-IN TOURNEY L ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME ZOLTAN 1483 (19-7-1) 0 3 0 LOST SWORDS ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 WARNER BROS. PULVERIZE 4001 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 REAPUS MAXIMUS APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME TEXAS 6498 (1-0-1) 0 3 0 DEAD STATES DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME HORSE 4350 (7-4-0) 4 3 1 MCDONALD'S FARM KOOL AID 5909 (11-6-0) 3 3 1 LIQUIDS DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 (7-4-1) 1 3 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER