DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/02/2010    Duedate: 12/29/2010

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-231

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TORANS ULRIK
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
(72-6399) [11-10-0,84]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TORANS ULRIK                   POSITION IS EMPTY
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             
(72-6399) [11-10-0,84]         

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TORANS ULRIK                   ALICE
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             LHC (705)
(72-6399) [11-10-0,84]         (72-6392) [5-6-0,53]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. LHC (705)                   42
2. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)          25      MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
3. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)        0      Unchartered Team
4. SUE'S BOYS (670)             0
5. ASSASINS GUILD (724)         0      MY IDOL'S (248)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BAD COMBOS (689)           3   0  0  100   1/ 5 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        9  6 0
 2- 4*ASSASINS GUILD (724)       4   1  0 80.0   2/ 4 LHC (705)                 8  7 0
 3- 5 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      15   4  1 78.9   3- 1 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     6  1 0
 4- 6 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       18   5  1 78.3   4- 3 SUE'S BOYS (670)          4  0 0
 5- 7*MONGREL HORDE (680)       18   6  2 75.0   5- 6*ASSASINS GUILD (724)      4  1 0
 6- 8*MORE VODKA (694)           3   1  1 75.0   6-11*STATES (718)              3  2 1
 7- 9 SUE'S BOYS (670)          39  16  1 70.9   7- 2*MONGREL HORDE (680)       3  2 0
 8-10 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     65  27  4 70.7   8- 7 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  2  0 0
 9-11 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657)  14   8  1 63.6   9- 8 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       2  0 0
10/12 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        58  46  1 55.8  10-10*MORE VODKA (694)          2  0 0
11-13*STATES (718)              20  17  4 54.1  11-12*BAD COMBOS (689)          1  0 0
12/14 LHC (705)                 16  34  0 32.0  12- 9 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      1  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 329): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 326): TEZCATLIPOCA of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 624): MAJOR PAIN of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): CALLOUS COURTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): AFRICAN QUEEN of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): WHISTLIN DIXIE of DARQUE FORCES II (Master Darque)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 276): CONFLICT of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 254): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): STEVE LAKE of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 228): KING UVDAHELL of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 329): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 326): MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 324): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): PROPHETIC OMENS (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 301): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 282): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 276): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 254): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 230): NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 230): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 46): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 228): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 279): MS D. MEENER of CRIMINAL ELEMENT (Fizban, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 296): MEDEE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
                          (turn 295): ROIS ANIN of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 281): CASS DOLAN of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 263): KORASIM of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 262): MADAM VENUSIA of SPARF! (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 226): SIF of SUPERIOR FORCES Y3 (Manager, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 231): DEATH SUCKS of BLACKMAIL (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 45): PEP RALLY of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
                              WASNIS of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DRAGONHEAD.  Too bad, MEAT YOUR MAKER, but 
MIDDLE WAY 9 was just too good to be stopped.  I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings 
or anything, but MONGREL HORDE really goofed with their 0-0-0.  The guys at STATES 
like really pulled together to get a 0-0-0 this turn, moving up by 5.  MVP award for 
ALICE?  LHC's proud of her after beating ROMOR SAITH and getting 24 points.  Talk 
about yer big time losers!  ROMOR SAITH got smashed by ALICE, and lost 9 points!  
What a putz!  STEVE LAKE fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and 
loses the title.  No one said he was a genius...  Was that a tear I saw in TORANS 
ULRIK's eye, as he took over Duelmastership?  And wasn't VENEMOUS CONCUBINE fit to be 
tied!  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They 
want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DRAGONHEAD ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  ROMOR SAITH's pretty happy--he wasted MADKAWRAW REBORN and 
didn't even get a Bloodfeud from MILCHAMAH!  What if they had a fight and nobody 
showed up?  I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORANS ULRIK 6399            11  10  0    84       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967          12   2  0   106       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-STEVE LAKE 6117              14   2  0   101       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-HAMMY HAMSTER 5950           15   4  1    97       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-LEON DURHAM 6118             13   3  0    95       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-FREDDY GARCIA 5959           11   4  1    92       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONDON BEEFEATER 6238         8   0  0    87       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-FULCRUM 6122                 11   2  0    86       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-BADGER 6121                   7   1  1    82       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UTAH 6463                     5   1  0    54       STATES (718)
 NAEFAN ORDH 6396             16   5  0    53       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 ALICE 6392                    5   6  0    53       LHC (705)
 LOUIE MURH 6395              13   8  0    51       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-UNDERDOG 6250                 5   0  0    51       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246          4   1  1    48       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-HAMBURGER HILL 6216           6   4  0    47       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 ROMOR SAITH 6398             11  10  1    44       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-FLORIDA 6460                  5   3  1    42       STATES (718)
-CHICKEN S#!^ 5952             8   7  0    35       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ARIZONA 6462                  4   2  2    33       STATES (718)
-CHRISTIAN 6200                5   2  1    32       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306      2   0  0    32       BAD COMBOS (689)
 CMS 6390                      3   8  0    30       LHC (705)
 DR MANHATTAN 6472             2   4  0    29       LHC (705)
-MARK REDMAN 5958              3   2  0    27       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248           3   3  1    26       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 FAST PROTON 6515              2   0  0    26       LHC (705)
-TOP DOG 6249                  3   1  0    25       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 RONARDA SOLA 6461             5   4  0    24       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MARK PRIOR 6114               5   2  0    23       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-ANDREW JONES 5965             3   1  1    23       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245         3   1  0    22       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-MAJOR TOM 6333                2   0  1    16       MORE VODKA (694)
-WITCHBANE 6507                1   0  0    16       ASSASINS GUILD (724)
 ATLAS 6391                    2   9  0    15       LHC (705)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-QUIET BUT QUICK 6332          1   1  0    14       MORE VODKA (694)
-SIG THE IMP 6509              1   0  0    13       ASSASINS GUILD (724)
-MONTANA 6464                  3   2  0    11       STATES (718)
-ANDRE DAWSON 6278             2   2  0     9       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-NIGHTSHADE 6508               1   0  0     9       ASSASINS GUILD (724)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       1   0  0     9       BAD COMBOS (689)
-TIM SALMON 6290               1   0  0     9       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-SHADOW 6505                   1   0  0     6       ASSASINS GUILD (724)
-JOHN PATTERSON 5957           0   2  0     2       NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657)
-HAWKSBLADE 6506               0   1  0     1       ASSASINS GUILD (724)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MADKAWRAW REBORN 6135   5  2 0 MILCHAMAH 663        ROMOR SAITH 6398      227  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sorry no personals, sick again. -- Jorja

This personal contains no information.  You need not read it.  It exists only to
convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to
print.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TORANS ULRIK devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched Title fight.
NAEFAN ORDH outwaited CMS in a dull 12 minute brutal battle.
ROMOR SAITH was overpowered by ALICE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched duel.
LOUIE MURH defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute fight.
ATLAS was subdued by RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute competition.
DR MANHATTAN devastated CULT MEMBER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided duel.
FAST PROTON beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         AIMED BLOW        20 -   4 -  0      83  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  12 -  5      75  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     14 -   5 -  0      74  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         TOTAL PARRY       13 -   7 -  0      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         LUNGING ATTACK    27 -  24 -  2      53  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    7 -   7 -  1      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   4 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         BASHING ATTACK     7 -  15 -  1      32  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 231 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   TORANS ULRIK 6399          11  10  0   84 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
TOTAL PARRY      NAEFAN ORDH 6396           16   5  0   53 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
WALL OF STEEL    LOUIE MURH 6395            13   8  0   51 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
BASHING ATTACK   ROMOR SAITH 6398           11  10  1   44 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TORANS ULRIK 6399.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ALICE 6392.  The ten other most popular fighters were LOUIE MURH 6395, DR 
MANHATTAN 6472, FAST PROTON 6515, TORANS ULRIK 6399, CMS 6390, RONARDA SOLA 6461, 
ROMOR SAITH 6398, ATLAS 6391, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, and  0.

The least popular fighter this week was NAEFAN ORDH 6396.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were ATLAS 6391, ROMOR SAITH 6398, RONARDA SOLA 6461, CMS 6390, 
TORANS ULRIK 6399, FAST PROTON 6515, DR MANHATTAN 6472, LOUIE MURH 6395, ALICE 6392, 
and  0.

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY L

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZOLTAN 1483 (19-7-1)                   0  3  0         LOST SWORDS          

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0)           2  3  0         WARNER BROS.         
PULVERIZE 4001 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         REAPUS MAXIMUS       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TEXAS 6498 (1-0-1)                     0  3  0  DEAD   STATES               

DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
HORSE 4350 (7-4-0)                     4  3  1         MCDONALD'S FARM      
KOOL AID 5909 (11-6-0)                 3  3  1         LIQUIDS              

DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                 W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 (7-4-1)          1  3  0         MEAT YOUR MAKER