DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 04/21/2011    Duedate: 05/18/2011

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-236

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TORANS ULRIK
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
(72-6399) [12-14-0,83]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TORANS ULRIK                   HOGG
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)
(72-6399) [12-14-0,83]         (72-6353) [3-0-0,52]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TORANS ULRIK                   OXFORD
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             KIWI CONNECTION (696)
(72-6399) [12-14-0,83]         (72-6344) [2-1-1,19]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)     26
2. LHC (705)                   21      MILK IS GOOD (650)
3. MILK IS GOOD (650)          18      Unchartered Team
4. KIWI CONNECTION (696)       -3
5. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)         -28      KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)    3   0  0  100   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        9  6 2
 2/ 3 MILK IS GOOD (650)        14   3  0 82.4   2/ 2 MILK IS GOOD (650)        5  0 0
 3/ 1*KIWI CONNECTION (696)      2   1  1 66.7   3/ 4*KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)   3  0 0
 4/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        73  56  3 56.6   4/ 3*KIWI CONNECTION (696)     2  1 1
 5/ 5 LHC (705)                 20  51  0 28.2   5/ 5 LHC (705)                 1 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 331): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 329): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 306): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 287): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (?, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 233): DEVIL'S ADVOCATE of BLOOD 4 THE MASSES (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 334): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 331): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 329): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 284): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 306): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 287): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): THE ORDER (Torak, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 266): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 259): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 235): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 233): SPIDERS et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 333): KERBIN NOTTS of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 330): PATTE DE SAGUAR of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                                      RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                                      JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                          (turn 300): A TALE OF PAIN of ABYSMAL RITES (Reaper, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 235): LILAS KEEPER of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 50): CONFESSION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
                              QUITA REMMING of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     It says here that I was "luckily beaten" by the Khalhums Dwarf.  Whose luck was
that?

                                    Torans Ulrik

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  MVP award for 
HOGG?  KIWI CONNECTION 3's proud of him after beating RONARDA SOLA and getting 26 
points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  RONARDA SOLA got smashed by HOGG, and lost 
19 points!  Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to KHALHUMS DWARF, BUT TORANS ULRIK 
is still the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points!  Who was the 
wiseguy that said DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Welcome Wench? 
Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  KIWI CONNECTION was the most 
avoided team.  Is a 2-1-1 record really that scary?  I don't know what MILK IS GOOD's 
been doing.  They certainly haven't been accepting many fights from KIWI CONNECTION, 
that's fer sher.   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys 
can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I gotta leave.  DRAGONHEAD is like such a dump, and you guys 
smell too much!  Remember you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby 
Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TORANS ULRIK 6399            12  14  0    83       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLE 5895                    8   2  0    72       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 ROMOR SAITH 6398             14  12  2    67       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAEFAN ORDH 6396             20   6  0    66       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 LOUIE MURH 6395              16  10  0    61       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOGG 6353                     3   0  0    52       KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)
 ALICE 6392                    6  10  0    46       LHC (705)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RONARDA SOLA 6461             9   5  1    33       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 1% 5898                       4   0  0    27       MILK IS GOOD (650)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATLAS 6391                    2  14  0    20       LHC (705)
 OXFORD 6344                   2   1  1    19       KIWI CONNECTION (696)
-2% 5896                       2   1  0    13       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 BLACK HOLE SUN 6518           1   0  0    13       LHC (705)
 SUB ATOMIC 6517               0   2  0     2       LHC (705)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CMS 6390                3 11 0 LHC 705              RONARDA SOLA 6461     234   
DR MANHATTAN 6472       4  6 0 LHC 705              ROMOR SAITH 6398      235   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Whole -- Heck, I was hoping that by waiting, the cream would rise and I could skim
it.  Guess it didn't work quite that way. -- Naefan Ordh

Ghost of Dr Manhattan -- Don't look at me, *I* wasn't trying to kill you, I was just
the delivery boy.  It says so in the newsletter.  I just DELIVERED the death blow. --
Romor Saith

Alice -- Not your kind of career, I'm thinking. -- Louie Murh

A Captured Orc?  Tedious. -- Ronarda Sola

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHOLE bested LOUIE MURH in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
TORANS ULRIK was unbelievably bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute Title duel.
ROMOR SAITH was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute duel.
NAEFAN ORDH bested ALICE in a 6 minute contest.
RONARDA SOLA was overpowered by HOGG in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OXFORD was outwaited by 1% in a action packed 8 minute brawl.
ATLAS was defeated by CULT MEMBER in a exciting 1 minute struggle.
SUB ATOMIC was bested by PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's competition.
BLACK HOLE SUN overcame PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 4 minute beginner's melee.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         AIMED BLOW        21 -   3 -  1      88  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         TOTAL PARRY       14 -   4 -  0      78  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   3         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  11 -  5      74  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   2         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   3 -  1      63  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    14 -  19 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  14 -  2      42  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   8 -  0      33  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 236 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        3 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  2         3  TOTAL PARRY    
                              BASHING ATTACK     1 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
                              AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              LUNGING ATTACK     0 -  2     
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     
                              WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                  8   2  0   72 MILK IS GOOD (650)
BASHING ATTACK   ROMOR SAITH 6398           14  12  2   67 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
WALL OF STEEL    LOUIE MURH 6395            16  10  0   61 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOGG 6353                   3   0  0   52 KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TORANS ULRIK 6399.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was OXFORD 6344.  The ten other most popular fighters were BLACK HOLE SUN 6518, 
TORANS ULRIK 6399, LOUIE MURH 6395, ALICE 6392, WHOLE 5895, HOGG 6353, ATLAS 6391, 
ROMOR SAITH 6398, SUB ATOMIC 6517, and NAEFAN ORDH 6396.

The least popular fighter this week was 1% 5898.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were RONARDA SOLA 6461, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, SUB ATOMIC 6517, ROMOR SAITH 6398, 
ATLAS 6391, HOGG 6353, WHOLE 5895, ALICE 6392, LOUIE MURH 6395, and TORANS ULRIK 
6399.

                   MAIL-IN TOURNEY LI

ELIGIBLES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CRUMBSNATCHER 1842 (55-33-1)           3  3  0         ONE GOOD DUDE        

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FARSLAYER 875 (22-14-1)                1  3  0         LOST SWORDS          

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PULVERIZE 4001 (0-0-0)                 4  3  0         REAPUS MAXIMUS       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0)           3  3  0         WARNER BROS.         

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
RUTABAGA 6482 (1-0-0)                  4  3  0         VEGGIES II           

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
BRUCE 6416 (0-0-0)                     8  3  2         KIWI CONNECTION 12   
TWEED 6422 (0-0-0)                     7  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 13   
PUAWAI 6414 (0-0-0)                    6  3  1         KIWI CONNECTION 11   
DUKE 6429 (0-0-0)                      4  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 14   
FAIRFAX 6417 (0-0-0)                   4  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 12   
WALL PARK 6445 (0-0-0)                 3  3  1         KIWI CONNECTION 17   
ARDMORE 6434 (0-0-0)                   2  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 15   
DICE 6384 (0-0-0)                      2  3  2         DREW'S BOYS          
KORORO 6412 (0-0-0)                    2  3  1         KIWI CONNECTION 11   
ALMA 6450 (0-0-0)                      0  2  0  DEAD   KIWI CONNECTION 18   

ELIGIBLES FOOLS TOURNEY                W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ZOLTAN 1483 (23-11-1)                  1  3  0         LOST SWORDS          

ADEPTS FOOLS TOURNEY                   W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WHEATIES 5900 (5-0-0)                  1  3  0         CEREAL               

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
LEGO 6383 (0-0-0)                      3  3  0         DREW'S BOYS          
SORSFIELD 6424 (0-0-0)                 1  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 13   
WILDING 6419 (0-0-0)                   1  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 12   
BELLE VUE 6418 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 12   
EDGEWORTH 6400 (0-0-0)                 0  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 8    
ENN 6431 (0-0-0)                       0  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 15   
KO 6406 (0-0-0)                        0  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 10   
MERYWIL 6402 (0-0-0)                   0  3  0         KIWI CONNECTION 9