DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/19/2011    Duedate: 06/15/2011

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-237

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHOLE
MILK IS GOOD (650)
(72-5895) [9-2-0,83]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ROMOR SAITH                    ORC LEGIONNAIRE
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             ORC EMPIRE (603)
(72-6398) [15-12-2,87]         (72-5552) [3-1-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

TORANS ULRIK                   ORC LEGIONNAIRE
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             ORC EMPIRE (603)
(72-6399) [12-15-0,77]         (72-5552) [3-1-0,54]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703)     46
2. ARTIC FURY (620)            39      MILK IS GOOD (650)
3. ORC EMPIRE (603)            33      Unchartered Team
4. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)          24
5. KIWI CONNECTION (696)       14      KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703)    3   0  0  100   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        7  8 1
 2/ 2 MILK IS GOOD (650)        15   3  0 83.3   2/ 2 MILK IS GOOD (650)        5  0 0
 3/ 3*KIWI CONNECTION (696)      3   1  1 75.0   3/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703)   3  0 0
 4/ 1*KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)    3   1  0 75.0   4/ 0*ARTIC FURY (620)          3  2 1
 5/ 0 ARTIC FIRE (678)          29  15  0 65.9   5/ 0*ORC EMPIRE (603)          3  2 0
 6/ 0*ORC EMPIRE (603)          13   8  2 61.9   6/ 4*KIWI CONNECTION (696)     2  1 1
 7/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        76  58  3 56.7   7/ 3*KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)   2  1 0
 8/ 0*ARTIC FURY (620)           3   5  1 37.5   8/ 0 ARTIC FIRE (678)          1  0 0
 9/ 5 LHC (705)                 20  55  0 26.7   9/ 5 LHC (705)                 1 11 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 267): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 260): FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 234): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 335): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): SONS OF MARS (Mars, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 288): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 282): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 267): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 260): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 236): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 236): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 52): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 234): OLDIES et al (Consortium, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
                          VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
                               PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                                      EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL
                                                    (Michael Eldritch, mgr.)
                          (turn 301): SHELDON of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                                      RERUN of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                                      JACK KNIFE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 281): DESPAIR of DRAGON GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                           TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 235): PANAMA OATS of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     Augh.  This time, I was "unbelievably bested" by the Khalhums Dwarf.  Ol' short-
and-hairy really has it in for me.  I'd give him the title if I could.

                                    Torans Ulrik

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DRAGONHEAD.  Uncool, KIWI CONNECTION 3.  I 
mean 0-1-0 is bad.  Will they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training 
practice!  I just can't say enough good things about KIWI CONNECTION 8.  They went 
3-0-0 their first time, don't slouch, and they've got good oral hygiene!  MVP award 
for ROMOR SAITH?  MIDDLE WAY 9's proud of him after beating KHALHUMS DWARF and 
getting 20 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  UGLI got smashed by OXFORD, and 
lost 14 points!  Was that a tear I saw in WHOLE's eye, as he took over 
Duelmastership?  And wasn't TORANS ULRIK fit to be tied!  Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  I had a fun 
time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLE 5895                    9   2  0    83       MILK IS GOOD (650)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROMOR SAITH 6398             15  12  2    87       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 TORANS ULRIK 6399            12  15  0    77       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 NAEFAN ORDH 6396             21   6  0    69       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 LOUIE MURH 6395              17  10  0    67       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TENZIN GYATSO 6236           10   4  0    59       ARTIC FIRE (678)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ORC LEGIONNAIRE 5552          3   1  0    54       ORC EMPIRE (603)
 HOGG 6353                     3   1  0    51       KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)
 ALICE 6392                    6  11  0    45       LHC (705)
-WOLF BLITZER 6233             5   3  0    36       ARTIC FIRE (678)
 RONARDA SOLA 6461             9   6  1    34       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OXFORD 6344                   3   1  1    33       KIWI CONNECTION (696)
 WELUB 5890                    2   0  0    33       ORC EMPIRE (603)
 NEGHED 5891                   2   0  0    30       ORC EMPIRE (603)
-1% 5898                       4   0  0    27       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 DESTINED 2 DIE 5786           2   1  0    27       ORC EMPIRE (603)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ATLAS 6391                    2  15  0    21       LHC (705)
 CRANBY 6376                   1   0  0    19       KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703)
 UGLI 5785                     2   1  1    15       ORC EMPIRE (603)
 EDGEWORTH 6400                1   0  0    14       KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703)
-2% 5896                       2   1  0    13       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 BEST INTENTIONS 5639          1   1  1    13       ARTIC FURY (620)
 NOBEL 6379                    1   0  0    13       KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703)
 ANKA 5787                     1   0  0    13       ARTIC FURY (620)
-BLIZZARD 6291                 2   3  0     9       ARTIC FIRE (678)
 IGLOO 5788                    1   0  0     8       ARTIC FURY (620)
 SAVAGE SPLINTER 5636          0   1  0     5       ARTIC FURY (620)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK HOLE SUN 6518           1   1  0     4       LHC (705)
 NIGEL 5638                    0   1  0     1       ARTIC FURY (620)
-SAKAMOTO KUMIKO 6304          0   1  0     1       ARTIC FIRE (678)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CMS 6390                3 11 0 LHC 705              RONARDA SOLA 6461     234   
DR MANHATTAN 6472       4  6 0 LHC 705              ROMOR SAITH 6398      235   
SUB ATOMIC 6517         0  3 0 LHC 705              BEST INTENTIONS 5639  237   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Whole -- Finest kind. -- Louie Murh
P.S.  Though I would prefer it not spilled all down my shirt.

A Kungfusian.  Ouch. -- Romor Saith

Alice -- Kid, when a bookie offers you a bottle and says "Drink this," you should
REFUSE. -- Naefan Ordh

Hogg -- I hope you have tourney fights, because otherwise, that is just too
embarrassing.  I may never show my face again, and I dislike closed helms.  They make
me claustrophobic. -- Ronarda Sola

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TORANS ULRIK was unbelievably bested by WHOLE in a 3 minute Title fight.
ROMOR SAITH demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided melee.
NAEFAN ORDH unbelievably bested ORC LEGIONNAIRE in a 4 minute one-sided contest.
LOUIE MURH bested HOGG in a action packed 1 minute gory brawl.
TENZIN GYATSO bested ALICE in a 3 minute bloody match.
RONARDA SOLA was handily defeated by WELUB in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
UGLI was vanquished by OXFORD in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
NEGHED vanquished ATLAS in a 3 minute brutal one-sided fight.
SUB ATOMIC was easily killed by BEST INTENTIONS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DESTINED 2 DIE demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLACK HOLE SUN was viciously subdued by EDGEWORTH in a 2 minute novice's contest.
SAVAGE SPLINTER was devastated by NOBEL in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CRANBY overcame NIGEL in a 3 minute fight.
ANKA vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
IGLOO won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 3 minute novice's fray.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         TOTAL PARRY       17 -   3 -  0      85  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        20 -   4 -  1      83  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         STRIKING ATTACK   31 -  12 -  5      72  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         SLASHING ATTACK    5 -   2 -  1      71  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  22 -  1      44  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   6 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         BASHING ATTACK    10 -  15 -  1      40  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   1 -  0       0  |

Turn 237 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  5         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  0     BASHING ATTACK     1 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         0 -  1         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                  9   2  0   83 MILK IS GOOD (650)
BASHING ATTACK   ROMOR SAITH 6398           15  12  2   87 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
WALL OF STEEL    LOUIE MURH 6395            17  10  0   67 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TENZIN GYATSO 6236         10   4  0   59 ARTIC FIRE (678)
LUNGING ATTACK   ORC LEGIONNAIRE 5552        3   1  0   54 ORC EMPIRE (603)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOGG 6353                   3   1  0   51 KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698)
AIMED BLOW       RONARDA SOLA 6461           9   6  1   34 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is TORANS ULRIK 6399.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was ORC LEGIONNAIRE 5552.  The ten other most popular fighters were TORANS ULRIK 
6399, ROMOR SAITH 6398, NIGEL 5638, WELUB 5890, ATLAS 6391, EDGEWORTH 6400, LOUIE 
MURH 6395, TENZIN GYATSO 6236, OXFORD 6344, and BLACK HOLE SUN 6518.

The least popular fighter this week was CRANBY 6376.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SAVAGE SPLINTER 5636, SUB ATOMIC 6517, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, IGLOO 5788, 
DESTINED 2 DIE 5786, BEST INTENTIONS 5639, UGLI 5785, RONARDA SOLA 6461, HOGG 6353, 
and ANKA 5787.