DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 06/16/2011 Duedate: 07/13/2011 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-238 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS WHOLE MILK IS GOOD (650) (72-5895) [10-2-0,89] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader WHOLE OXFORD MILK IS GOOD (650) KIWI CONNECTION (696) (72-5895) [10-2-0,89] (72-6344) [4-1-1,51] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite TORANS ULRIK ATLAS MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) LHC (705) (72-6399) [13-15-0,86] (72-6391) [2-16-0,22] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ARTIC FURY (620) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. ARTIC FURY (620) 42 2. ARTIC FIRE (678) 33 MILK IS GOOD (650) 3. ORC EMPIRE (603) 24 Unchartered Team 4. KIWI CONNECTION (696) 18 5. MILK IS GOOD (650) 8 KIWI CONNECTION (696) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 2 MILK IS GOOD (650) 17 3 0 85.0 1/ 4*ARTIC FURY (620) 7 3 4 2/ 3*KIWI CONNECTION (696) 4 1 1 80.0 2/ 5*ORC EMPIRE (603) 7 3 0 3- 4*KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698) 3 1 0 75.0 3/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 6 9 0 4/ 1*KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703) 4 2 0 66.7 4/ 2 MILK IS GOOD (650) 5 0 0 5/ 6*ORC EMPIRE (603) 17 9 2 65.4 5/ 3*KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703) 4 2 0 6/ 5 ARTIC FIRE (678) 32 17 0 65.3 6/ 8 ARTIC FIRE (678) 4 2 0 7/ 7 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 78 61 3 56.1 7/ 6*KIWI CONNECTION (696) 2 1 0 8/ 8*ARTIC FURY (620) 7 6 4 53.8 8/ 9 LHC (705) 2 9 0 9/ 9 LHC (705) 21 57 0 26.9 9- 7*KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698) 1 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 333): WHITE BECT of LE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 283): ONYX of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 268): CAO ZHEN of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 261): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): GEROGE IGONO of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 238): MRS POTATOE HEAD of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 53): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 336): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 333): THE DEATH LORDS (Widowmaker?, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 330): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 285): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 308): STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 283): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 268): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 261): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 237): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 237): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 238): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 53): PANTHEON (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 235): CRYPTICS et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 336): ZITHER of Z GLADIATORS (Z-Man, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 332): RENTAL CAR of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) VALERIAN of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 307): CALLOUS CORTNEY of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.) PAYNE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 303): SMOKEY BEAR of THE BEAR'S PAW (Kat, mgr.) (turn 302): PROWL of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) EARVLING FLASH of FORCE OF WILL (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 289): DURANGO KID of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 257): DENG FEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) TIAN HU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 51): ORRIE POLLAS of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. Come on. If you're going to drink milk, why bother with processed, watered down milk? Drink the real stuff. Drink Whole Milk! Clearly Whole Milk is the best, why else would Assur run this team almost solely for me, mostly ignoring all other types of Milk? That 1% version only gets to fight when the fighting is free. That should show exactly how much Assur is willing to invest in that. You won't see any other version fighting ever. Drink your Milk! Milk is Good! Drink Whole Milk! Whole ****** Disclaimer: The opinions expressed here are the views of the writer and do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of Assur, Dragonhead officials, or the Gladiatorial Commission SPY REPORT If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, MIDDLE WAY 9, since ARTIC FURY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. ARTIC FURY turned their 4-1-3 turn into a 1st place rank in the listings this turn. Any better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 4-1-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, ORC EMPIRE, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see OXFORD win a fight and gain 18 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, CONVICTED ASSASSIN beat ROMOR SAITH and ROMOR SAITH lost 19 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting bland, as WHOLE stays top dog in the city. I'm not in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new, don't you, DRAGONHEAD? He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward. Death and Taxes. The less death I see, the more it taxes my patience. Let's see if anyone's dead or dying. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons? There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Swinging Aardvark! Any suggestions? Well, I've had enough of this drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide Clemens DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME WHOLE 5895 10 2 0 89 MILK IS GOOD (650) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TORANS ULRIK 6399 13 15 0 86 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) LOUIE MURH 6395 18 10 0 82 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) NAEFAN ORDH 6396 21 7 0 70 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) ROMOR SAITH 6398 15 13 2 68 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TENZIN GYATSO 6236 10 5 0 54 ARTIC FIRE (678) OXFORD 6344 4 1 1 51 KIWI CONNECTION (696) -HOGG 6353 3 1 0 51 KIWI CONNECTION 3 (698) WELUB 5890 3 0 0 50 ORC EMPIRE (603) WOLF BLITZER 6233 6 3 0 46 ARTIC FIRE (678) ORC LEGIONNAIRE 5552 3 2 0 39 ORC EMPIRE (603) DESTINED 2 DIE 5786 3 1 0 39 ORC EMPIRE (603) RONARDA SOLA 6461 9 7 1 35 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NEGHED 5891 3 0 0 33 ORC EMPIRE (603) ALICE 6392 6 12 0 30 LHC (705) 1% 5898 5 0 0 29 MILK IS GOOD (650) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME UGLI 5785 3 1 1 22 ORC EMPIRE (603) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BEST INTENTIONS 5639 2 1 2 22 ARTIC FURY (620) ANKA 5787 2 0 1 22 ARTIC FURY (620) ATLAS 6391 2 16 0 22 LHC (705) CRANBY 6376 1 1 0 20 KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703) IGLOO 5788 2 0 0 18 ARTIC FURY (620) SAVAGE SPLINTER 5636 1 1 1 18 ARTIC FURY (620) NOBEL 6379 2 0 0 17 KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703) ANDERSON COOPER 6388 1 0 0 15 ARTIC FIRE (678) -2% 5896 2 1 0 13 MILK IS GOOD (650) SAKAMOTO KUMIKO 6304 1 1 0 13 ARTIC FIRE (678) BLIZZARD 6291 2 4 0 10 ARTIC FIRE (678) BLACK HOLE SUN 6518 2 1 0 9 LHC (705) NIGEL 5638 0 2 0 2 ARTIC FURY (620) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CONVICTED THIEF 0 0 0 ANKA 5787 238 NONE MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 BEST INTENTIONS 5639 238 NONE EDGEWORTH 6400 1 1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 703 SAVAGE SPLINTER 5636 238 CMS 6390 3 11 0 LHC 705 RONARDA SOLA 6461 234 NOT REVENGED DR MANHATTAN 6472 4 6 0 LHC 705 ROMOR SAITH 6398 235 SUB ATOMIC 6517 0 3 0 LHC 705 BEST INTENTIONS 5639 237 PERSONAL ADS This personal contains no information. You need not read it. It exists only to convince hal that the critical parts of the newsletter are present and ready to print. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS 1% bested ATLAS in a crowd pleasing 6 minute Challenge fight. WHOLE viciously subdued NAEFAN ORDH in a dull 17 minute brutal Title battle. ROMOR SAITH was overpowered by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched duel. LOUIE MURH viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fight. TORANS ULRIK devastated TENZIN GYATSO in a 1 minute one-sided duel. ORC LEGIONNAIRE was bested by OXFORD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. ALICE was handily defeated by WELUB in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight. WOLF BLITZER vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel. RONARDA SOLA was defeated by DESTINED 2 DIE in a 2 minute duel. NEGHED savagely defeated CRANBY in a dull 19 minute gory match. NOBEL luckily beat BLIZZARD in a exciting 1 minute match. IGLOO outwaited EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 8 minute amateur's conflict. ANKA murdered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match. UGLI overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. SAKAMOTO KUMIKO overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel. BEST INTENTIONS butchered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven duel. NIGEL was beaten by BLACK HOLE SUN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute amateur's brawl. SAVAGE SPLINTER slew EDGEWORTH in a exciting 1 minute novice's bout. ANDERSON COOPER beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 10 TOTAL PARRY 21 - 4 - 0 84 | |TOTAL PARRY 6 AIMED BLOW 16 - 4 - 1 80 | |STRIKING ATTACK 5 SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 - 0 75 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 STRIKING ATTACK 28 - 11 - 3 72 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 10 - 5 - 0 67 | |WALL OF STEEL 1 BASHING ATTACK 12 - 14 - 1 46 | |AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 6 - 0 45 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 LUNGING ATTACK 18 - 25 - 3 42 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 1 - 0 0 | Turn 238 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: WALL OF STEEL 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 0 - 1 3 STRIKING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE TOTAL PARRY 4 - 2 1 WALL OF STEEL LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY WHOLE 5895 10 2 0 89 MILK IS GOOD (650) WALL OF STEEL LOUIE MURH 6395 18 10 0 82 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) BASHING ATTACK ROMOR SAITH 6398 15 13 2 68 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) PARRY-RIPOSTE TENZIN GYATSO 6236 10 5 0 54 ARTIC FIRE (678) STRIKING ATTACK OXFORD 6344 4 1 1 51 KIWI CONNECTION (696) LUNGING ATTACK ORC LEGIONNAIRE 5552 3 2 0 39 ORC EMPIRE (603) AIMED BLOW RONARDA SOLA 6461 9 7 1 35 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is TORANS ULRIK 6399. The most popular warrior this turn was ATLAS 6391. The ten other most popular fighters were WELUB 5890, LOUIE MURH 6395, DESTINED 2 DIE 5786, TORANS ULRIK 6399, OXFORD 6344, BLACK HOLE SUN 6518, SAVAGE SPLINTER 5636, NOBEL 6379, BLIZZARD 6291, and ANDERSON COOPER 6388. The least popular fighter this week was NAEFAN ORDH 6396. The other ten least popular fighters were WHOLE 5895, CRANBY 6376, IGLOO 5788, NEGHED 5891, 1% 5898, TENZIN GYATSO 6236, ROMOR SAITH 6398, EDGEWORTH 6400, NIGEL 5638, and BEST INTENTIONS 5639.