DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/08/2011    Duedate: 10/05/2011

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-241

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WHOLE
MILK IS GOOD (650)
(72-5895) [13-2-0,107]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WHOLE                          BRUCE
MILK IS GOOD (650)             KIWI CONNECTION 12 (710)
(72-5895) [13-2-0,107]         (72-6416) [2-0-0,23]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LOUIE MURH                     LOUIE MURH
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
(72-6395) [19-12-0,84]         (72-6395) [19-12-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SOCCER (762)      61
2. BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)   61      MILK IS GOOD (650)
3. BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)     49      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS LAWYER (730)      47
5. BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)   44BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)   4   0  2  100   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        7  8 0
 2/ 0*BASH BROS SOCCER (762)     4   0  0  100   2/ 5*KIWI CONNECTION 12 (710)  5  1 0
 3/ 0*BASH BROS LAWYER (730)     4   0  0  100   3/ 0*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  4  0 2
 4/ 0*BASH BROS AUTO SHO (776)   3   0  1  100   4/ 0*BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    4  0 0
 5/ 0*BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)    3   0  1  100   5/ 0*BASH BROS SOCCER (762)    4  0 0
 6- 2*VEGGIES II (721)           3   0  0  100   6/ 0*BASH BROS AUTO SHO (776)  3  0 1
 7/ 0*BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)   3   0  0  100   7/ 0*BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   3  0 1
 8/ 0*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)   3   0  0  100   8/ 2 MILK IS GOOD (650)        3  0 0
 9/ 0*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)    3   0  0  100   9/ 0*BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  3  0 0
10/ 0*B B LITTLE LEAGUE (763)    2   0  1  100  10/ 0*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  3  0 0
11/ 0*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)    2   0  1  100  11/ 0*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   3  0 0
12/ 0*B B TECH SUPPORT (733)     2   0  1  100  12/ 0*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   2  0 1
13/ 0*BASH BROS MOUSE (728)      2   0  0  100  13/ 0*B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    2  0 1
14/ 0*BASH BROS FRIEND (753)     2   0  0  100  14/ 0*B B LITTLE LEAGUE (763)   2  0 1
15/ 0*EGGS (722)                 1   0  0  100  15- 7*VEGGIES II (721)          2  0 0
16/ 0*BB SMART PHONE (732)       1   0  0  100  16/ 0*BASH BROS MOUSE (728)     2  0 0
17/ 0*BASH BROS DOG (749)        1   0  0  100  17/ 0*BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    2  0 0
18/ 3 MILK IS GOOD (650)        20   3  0 87.0  18/ 8 LHC (705)                 2  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 1*KIWI CONNECTION 12 (710)   5   1  0 83.3  19/ 0 LIQUIDS (652)             1  0 0
20/ 0 LIQUIDS (652)             14   7  0 66.7  20/ 0*BASH BROS DOG (749)       1  0 0
21/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        85  69  3 55.2  21/ 0*BB SMART PHONE (732)      1  0 0
22/ 0 ONE MAN BAND (684)        23  19  0 54.8  22/ 0*EGGS (722)                1  0 0
23/ 0 MCDONALD'S FARM (489)      8   7  0 53.3  23/ 0 MCDONALD'S FARM (489)     1  0 0
24/ 0 BREAD (653)               17  16  1 51.5  24/ 0 ONE MAN BAND (684)        1  1 0
25/10 LHC (705)                 23  64  0 26.4  25/ 0 BREAD (653)               0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Manniquin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 336): WHITE BECT of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): SLATE G35 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 311): YUMALESCA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): KATIE of ALL-STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 292): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): ALBERT of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): BURNING RUBBER of WHAT'S IN A NAME (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): WHOLE of MILK IS GOOD (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 241): STINKY PETE of DREW'S BOYS II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 56): ACCORDION of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 238): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 339): SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 336): ISIS PTAH (?, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 311): GOD OR GODDESS (Sir Blackguard, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 292): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 286): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 271): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 240): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 241): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 56): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 238): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 336): WHITE BECT of THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
              (turn 335): SCARLET of D'HARAN EMPIRE (Lord Rahl, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 334): SLATE G35 of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble?)
                   (turn 333): SNORTY MCSNORT of ALL NIGHT LONG (Destitute Noble?)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 289): OUTLAW STAR of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 288): TIMOR UNRED of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  47 TEMPLE OF ABARSIS (turn 306): BASKET of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
                                      KISS OF DEATH of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                                      KANA BALLISTIC of DEVIATION (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                          (turn 305): ACE OF BASE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
                                      JUNEAU DAWNING of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 291): GOBERT HINNY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 264): I'M A BASHER of BASHAHOLICS ANON (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 240): TORANS ULRIK of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     While I've run through most of the Middle Way warriors in my short return here,
the one I haven't faced is the one who could easily dethrone me.  This turn will mark
the first test for many of Assur's future tourney hopefuls.  This will be my last
fight until January, but Assur's presence is just beginning.

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in DRAGONHEAD a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  KIWI CONNECTION 12 stable 
has parlayed this turn's 2-1-0 into a 3 space move up the rankings.  This brings them 
up to 2nd place.  Good work, guys!  On their very first turn, BASH BROS LAWYER had a 
4-0-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  
On their very first turn, BASH BROS MICROSOFT had a 4-0-2, and with this kind of luck 
or skill, should do well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  On their very first turn, BASH 
BROS HAIRCUT had a 3-0-1, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  
Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  On their very first turn, BASH BROS FAST FOOD had a 3-0-0, 
and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  On 
their very first turn, BASH BROS FRUITSTAND had a 3-0-0, and with this kind of luck 
or skill, should do well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  On their very first turn, BASH 
BROS LIBRARY had a 3-0-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  
Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  On their very first turn, BASH BROS SOCCER had a 4-0-0, and 
with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  On their 
very first turn, BASH BROS AUTO SHOP had a 3-0-1, and with this kind of luck or 
skill, should do well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  And let's see, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 
fought EMBEZZLING SCRIBE and gained 21 points and contributed to BASH BROS CRICKET's 
2-0-1.  ROMOR SAITH has lost to VETERAN MERCENARY, falling 17 points, while helping 
make MIDDLE WAY 9 a 1-4-0 turn.  This turn WHOLE challenged TORANS ULRIK in what was 
DRAGONHEAD's Title bout.  The attempts to dethrone the Duelmaster have failed, and 
WHOLE remains DRAGONHEAD's top warrior for another turn.  By the way, was that our 
Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade?   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the MILK IS GOOD stable 
was the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DRAGONHEAD, what are you afraid of?  
And avoiding MILK IS GOOD more than any other team we find ONE MAN BAND.  DRAGONHEAD, 
are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take 
notice that TORANS ULRIK from MIDDLE WAY 9 was DRAGONHEAD's most challenged warrior 
this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  A brave warrior does not carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or 
hide when the fight is over.  Consider well.   
     I like this place, DRAGONHEAD, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  Well, I'm burning daylight here in DRAGONHEAD and 
I've a long road ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until you see my quill in DRAGONHEAD 
again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLE 5895                   13   2  0   107       MILK IS GOOD (650)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUIE MURH 6395              19  12  0    84       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 NAEFAN ORDH 6396             23   8  0    82       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 ROMOR SAITH 6398             17  14  2    76       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-UM-PAH 6270                   6   4  0    70       ONE MAN BAND (684)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALICE 6392                    8  13  0    53       LHC (705)
 PIATARBAJO 6267               5   0  0    52       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 RONARDA SOLA 6461            10   9  1    41       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-RUTABAGA 6482                 3   0  0    32       VEGGIES II (721)
-1% 5898                       5   0  0    29       MILK IS GOOD (650)
-STUMP FIDDLE 6266             7   5  0    26       ONE MAN BAND (684)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRUCE 6416                    2   0  0    23       KIWI CONNECTION 12 (710)
 VIRUS 6547                    1   0  1    21       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527      1   0  1    21       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 UNEVEN 6574                   1   0  0    20       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 HUMPING LEG 6637              1   0  0    20       BASH BROS DOG (749)
 KEEP AWAY 6700                1   0  0    20       BASH BROS SOCCER (762)
 NO SCORE 6702                 1   0  0    20       BASH BROS SOCCER (762)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525              1   0  0    20       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 WATER 5907                    3   0  0    19       LIQUIDS (652)
 'ESTIMATE' 6770               1   0  0    16       BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776)
 DRUNK FAN 6699                1   0  0    16       BASH BROS SOCCER (762)
 HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586      1   0  0    16       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 WHOLE WHEAT 5914              2   1  0    15       BREAD (653)
 2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552          1   0  0    15       BB SMART PHONE (732)
 CANCELLED APPT 6575           1   0  0    15       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 ROTTING 6633                  1   0  0    15       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
 BOARD MEETINGS 6706           1   0  0    15       B B LITTLE LEAGUE (763)
 BORROWS MONEY 6657            1   0  0    15       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 BOOK LOST 6666                1   0  0    15       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 BOOGER KING 6588              1   0  0    15       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 FREELOADER 6654               1   0  0    15       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 ON HOLD 6556                  1   0  1    14       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
 DOWNLOAD UPDATES 6546         1   0  1    14       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 TOO SHORT 6578                1   0  1    14       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 MY KID SITS 6705              1   0  1    14       B B LITTLE LEAGUE (763)
 ANOTHER PROBLEM 6773          1   0  1    14       BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776)
-2% 5896                       2   1  0    13       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 WILDING 6419                  2   0  0    13       KIWI CONNECTION 12 (710)
 CHECKED OUT 6668              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 LATE CHARGES 6664             1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 BLOATWARE 6544                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 RAW 6491                      1   0  0    13       EGGS (722)
 WHO IS PAYING? 6771           1   0  0    13       BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776)
 SERVED 6540                   1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 WE ARE BORG 6548              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 FILING FEE 6539               1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 SLOWGOS 6584                  1   0  0    13       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 OVERRIPE 6630                 1   0  0    12       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
 ESL 6558                      1   0  0    11       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
 CHICKEN 4347                  1   0  0    11       MCDONALD'S FARM (489)
 OVERPRICED 6631               1   0  0    11       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
 BLACK HOLE SUN 6518           2   4  0    10       LHC (705)
 HARMONICA 6268                2   4  0    10       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 BELLE VUE 6418                1   1  0     8       KIWI CONNECTION 12 (710)
 RETAINER 6541                 1   0  0     8       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 INVITES HIS FRIENDS 6533      1   0  0     8       BASH BROS MOUSE (728)
 CEREAL DROPPINGS 6529         1   0  0     5       BASH BROS MOUSE (728)
 VEVUZELA 6701                 1   0  0     5       BASH BROS SOCCER (762)
 SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811          0   1  0     1       LHC (705)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIDDLE 6302                   0   1  0     1       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 QUANTUM HICCUP 6789           0   1  0     1       LHC (705)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      ANOTHER PROBLEM 6773  241  NONE
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      VIRUS 6547            241  NONE
EDGEWORTH 6400          1  1 0 KIWI CONNECTION  703 SAVAGE SPLINTER 5636  238   
SUB ATOMIC 6517         0  3 0 LHC 705              BEST INTENTIONS 5639  237  NOT REVENGED

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assurnasirbanipal -- No, the Dwarf has my number because he's doing some work for me.
-- Torans Ulrik

Ah, tourney results!  We salute the participants. -- Jorja and whoever she's running
here

Whole -- But... I wanted mine shaken up with ice cream and flavorings! -- Louie Murh

And four wins, three over standbys.  This'll do. -- the rest of the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHOLE bested TORANS ULRIK in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
LOUIE MURH lost to KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute brutal expert's battle.
ROMOR SAITH was overpowered by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
NAEFAN ORDH bested KHALHUMS DWARF in a monotonous 6 minute veteran's fight.
RONARDA SOLA was bested by PIATARBAJO in a action packed 1 minute brawl.
ALICE overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
WATER bested HARMONICA in a 3 minute competition.
WHOLE WHEAT was narrowly defeated by WILDING in a dull 20 minute melee.
BLACK HOLE SUN was vanquished by BRUCE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
BELLE VUE was savagely defeated by OVERRIPE in a 1 minute gory beginner's duel.
RAW overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven match.
CHICKEN overpowered QUANTUM HICCUP in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CRAWL SPACE demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute mismatched competition.
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT butchered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
CEREAL DROPPINGS unbelievably bested SLOW EXPERIMENT in a 3 minute amateur's bout.
INVITES HIS FRIENDS overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
FILING FEE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SERVED handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RETAINER bested CONVICTED THIEF in a tiresome 3 minute novice's brawl.
BUYING INNOCENCE demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BLOATWARE overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DOWNLOAD UPDATES butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
VIRUS assassinated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WE ARE BORG overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fray.
2 YEAR CONTRACT handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ON HOLD murdered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
ESL won victory over PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a action packed 1 minute novice's match.
UNEVEN overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CANCELLED APPT vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TOO SHORT easily killed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
SLOWGOS overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HOME OF THE SLOPPER overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BOOGER KING won victory over EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's fray.
OVERPRICED beat PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's match.
ROTTING overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HUMPING LEG overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
FREELOADER devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BORROWS MONEY devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LATE CHARGES devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BOOK LOST defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's match.
CHECKED OUT handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.
DRUNK FAN overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
KEEP AWAY overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
VEVUZELA overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a slow 6 minute novice's duel.
NO SCORE demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MY KID SITS butchered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BOARD MEETINGS vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
'ESTIMATE' bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's match.
WHO IS PAYING? handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
ANOTHER PROBLEM executed CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|TOTAL PARRY                     13         TOTAL PARRY       34 -   5 -  0      87  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         STRIKING ATTACK   28 -  11 -  2      72  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         AIMED BLOW        11 -   6 -  2      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    23 -  14 -  4      62  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         WALL OF STEEL      7 -   6 -  1      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         LUNGING ATTACK    22 -  23 -  5      49  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   4 -  0      43  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 241 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY       12 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         3  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    12 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     9 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                 13   2  0  107 MILK IS GOOD (650)
WALL OF STEEL    LOUIE MURH 6395            19  12  0   84 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
BASHING ATTACK   ROMOR SAITH 6398           17  14  2   76 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIATARBAJO 6267             5   0  0   52 ONE MAN BAND (684)
AIMED BLOW       RONARDA SOLA 6461          10   9  1   41 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOUIE MURH 6395.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was LOUIE MURH 6395.  The ten other most popular fighters were PIATARBAJO 6267, 
HARMONICA 6268, ESL 6558, 'ESTIMATE' 6770, WHOLE 5895, ALICE 6392, CHICKEN 4347, SLOW 
EXPERIMENT 6811, HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586, and OVERPRICED 6631.

The least popular fighter this week was WILDING 6419.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were WHOLE WHEAT 5914, VEVUZELA 6701, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, RETAINER 6541, 
INVITES HIS FRIENDS 6533, CEREAL DROPPINGS 6529, CRAWL SPACE 6525, QUANTUM HICCUP 
6789, BLACK HOLE SUN 6518, and ROMOR SAITH 6398.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TORANS ULRIK (72-6399) MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)