DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 01/26/2012 Duedate: 02/22/2012 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-246 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS NAEFAN ORDH MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) (72-6396) [27-9-0,90] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader NAEFAN ORDH SLOWGOS MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) (72-6396) [27-9-0,90] (72-6584) [5-0-1,57] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite LOUIE MURH LOUIE MURH MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) (72-6395) [22-14-0,86] (72-6395) [22-14-0,86] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) 44 2. BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 35 AD HOMINEM (561) 3. BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776) 20 Unchartered Team 4. KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711) 17 5. KIWI CONNECTION 2 (697) 17 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 9 0 0 100 1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 9 5 0 2- 2*B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 8 0 3 100 2/ 2*BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 6 1 0 3- 3*BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 8 0 2 100 3/ 6*BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 5 1 0 4- 5*EGGS (722) 4 0 0 100 4/ 4*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731) 4 1 0 5/ 0*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 2 0 0 100 5/ 5*BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 4 1 0 6/ 8*BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 13 1 2 92.9 6- 3*BASH BROS SOCCER (762) 3 1 0 7/ 4*BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 9 1 0 90.0 7/18*BASH BROS AUTO SHO (776) 3 1 0 8- 9*BASH BROS SOCCER (762) 14 2 0 87.5 8/ 9*BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 3 1 0 9-10*B B LITTLE LEAGUE (763) 7 1 1 87.5 9/19*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711) 3 3 0 10-11*BASH BROS MOUSE (728) 7 1 0 87.5 10/ 0*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 2 0 0 11/ 7*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731) 13 2 3 86.7 11/21*BB SMART PHONE (732) 2 0 0 12/12*BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 13 2 1 86.7 12- 8*B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 2 0 0 13/14*BASH BROS AUTO SHO (776) 9 2 1 81.8 13- 7*BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 2 0 0 14/17*BB SMART PHONE (732) 4 1 1 80.0 14-10*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 2 0 0 15/13*BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 15 4 0 78.9 15-12*B B LITTLE LEAGUE (763) 2 0 0 16-15*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748) 9 3 0 75.0 16/ 0 AD HOMINEM (561) 2 2 0 17-18*BASH BROS DOG (749) 3 1 0 75.0 17/11 LHC (705) 2 10 0 18/ 0 AD HOMINEM (561) 24 13 0 64.9 18-22 MCDONALD'S FARM (489) 1 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/20 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 101 77 3 56.7 19-16*EGGS (722) 1 0 0 20-21 MCDONALD'S FARM (489) 10 8 0 55.6 20-17*BASH BROS DOG (749) 1 0 0 21/22*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711) 3 3 0 50.0 21-13*BASH BROS MOUSE (728) 1 1 0 22/23 LHC (705) 29 78 0 27.1 22-14*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748) 1 2 0 23/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 2 (697) 0 1 0 0.0 23/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 2 (697) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 344): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 341): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 339): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 316): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 311): EUREKA PRIDE of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 297): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 291): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 245): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 246): BBIAB of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 61): POSITION IS EMPTY DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 243): DUTCH TREAT of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 343): MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 341): DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 339): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 316): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 311): ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 297): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 291): PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 276): FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 245): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 245): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 246): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 61): SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 243): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgrs.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 28 MORYA (turn 340): PYRITE of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 311): EUREKA PRIDE of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord) KATIE of ALL STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.) AGARIC of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.) (turn 310): RACECAR of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal) AGOSERIS of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 297): BULLDOG of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) (turn 290): HOT STUFF of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 246): BBIAB of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. My specialty: Slow fights against standbys. Sorry about that. Naefan Ordh SPY REPORT Greetings, Warriors of DRAGONHEAD. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BASH BROS AUTO SHOP blew up the rankings to 11! BASH BROS MOUSE after a sorry 0-0-0 might want to consider abandoning the sands and taking up singing the 'Can't fight no more' blues! Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but BASH BROS FAST FOOD will tell you 13-2-1 is nothing to laugh at... Practice pays for HOME OF THE SLOPPER, who pummelled ALICE, to pocket 24 points. Win some, lose some. Speaking of which, TWEED was winsome, after beating FREELOADER and seeing him lose 15 points. Our Duelmaster has lost, folks, lost to VETERAN MERCENARY, BUT NAEFAN ORDH is still the Duelmaster because he has the most recognition points! So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem... So much to report, so little time! Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors. Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee. All good things must come to an end. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. DRAGONHEAD, I leave you now. The Duelmaster has agreed to foot my bill at The Dripping Blade. 'Til next time-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NAEFAN ORDH 6396 27 9 0 90 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LOUIE MURH 6395 22 14 0 86 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) RONARDA SOLA 6461 15 9 1 85 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) ACUTATE 5161 8 1 0 69 AD HOMINEM (561) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SLOWGOS 6584 5 0 1 57 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CANCELLED APPT 6575 5 0 0 55 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) -KEEP AWAY 6700 4 0 0 54 BASH BROS SOCCER (762) FILING FEE 6539 5 0 0 52 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) ACUMEN 5158 8 2 0 51 AD HOMINEM (561) -MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527 4 0 2 51 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 3 2 0 51 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) VIRUS 6547 4 1 1 49 BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731) -ON HOLD 6556 4 0 3 48 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) TOO SHORT 6578 4 1 1 47 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) ALICE 6392 10 16 0 46 LHC (705) -UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) ACUTE 5154 6 2 0 43 AD HOMINEM (561) -OVERRIPE 6630 3 1 0 43 BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748) -DRUNK FAN 6699 4 0 0 42 BASH BROS SOCCER (762) TWEED 6422 2 1 0 42 KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711) WE ARE BORG 6548 4 1 1 41 BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ESL 6558 4 0 0 40 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) -RAW 6491 4 0 0 40 EGGS (722) -BOARD MEETINGS 6706 4 0 0 40 B B LITTLE LEAGUE (763) -CRAWL SPACE 6525 4 0 0 39 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) SERVED 6540 4 1 0 35 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LATE CHARGES 6664 4 0 0 33 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) -OVERPRICED 6631 3 1 0 33 BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748) FREELOADER 6654 4 1 0 30 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 4 1 1 29 BB SMART PHONE (732) ANOTHER PROBLEM 6773 4 1 1 28 BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776) -NO SCORE 6702 3 1 0 28 BASH BROS SOCCER (762) PAY PER SECOND 6542 3 0 0 28 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -HUMPING LEG 6637 3 1 0 27 BASH BROS DOG (749) BOOGER KING 6588 5 0 0 26 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) -BOOK LOST 6666 4 0 0 26 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 'ESTIMATE' 6770 4 1 0 25 BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776) -VEVUZELA 6701 3 1 0 25 BASH BROS SOCCER (762) -MY KID SITS 6705 3 1 1 24 B B LITTLE LEAGUE (763) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CEREAL DROPPINGS 6529 4 0 0 20 BASH BROS MOUSE (728) HOMEWORK 6620 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) BLACK HOLE SUN 6518 4 7 0 19 LHC (705) -BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -CHICKEN 4347 3 1 0 17 MCDONALD'S FARM (489) EXETER 6347 0 1 0 17 KIWI CONNECTION 2 (697) -ROTTING 6633 3 1 0 16 BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748) -SORSFIELD 6424 1 1 0 16 KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711) 8 AM CLASS 6621 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) -DOWNLOAD UPDATES 6546 1 0 1 14 BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731) -CHECKED OUT 6668 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) -WHO IS PAYING? 6771 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776) SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811 2 4 0 10 LHC (705) TEENA ULRIK 7241 1 0 0 10 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655 1 0 0 10 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) VARDON WEISS 6813 2 3 0 9 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) QUANTUM HICCUP 6789 0 6 0 6 LHC (705) AD HOPPITY 5155 1 2 0 5 AD HOMINEM (561) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? EMMETT 6423 0 1 0 KIWI CONNECTION 711 MOUNTAIN TROLL 246 NONE PERSONAL ADS I'll take a win over a Veteran Mercenary. -- Louie Murh Alice -- Better stick to the restuarant trade. -- Ronarda Sola Slow Experiment -- How about if we call this a fast one? I didn't have time to linger over it. -- Vardon Weiss All -- Have been away for some time but have kept an eye on Dragonhead's activity or activities. I see we have some good managers still arounda and that's a good thing. -- Sir Chester, mgr Ad Hominem All -- Hope to start meeting and defeating all of you in the arena... think you'll love my style? Lol... -- Acute All -- Coming here "dusty from sitting around for such a long time" to get back in fighting shape along with earning your respect on the sands... I love Dragonhead. -- Acutate, the smart one All -- Don't take things personal if or when I smash you all into the ground!!! Come get some if you dare. -- Acumen All -- Just here to see how I will fare... No hard feelings... Oh... forgot... I don't have any! -- Ad Hoppity... LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS EMMETT was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. NAEFAN ORDH was bested by VETERAN MERCENARY in a 5 minute one-sided Title duel. LOUIE MURH subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody uneven fight. RONARDA SOLA viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute brutal veteran's fight. ACUTATE devastated WE ARE BORG in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven brawl. CANCELLED APPT beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brawl. VIRUS savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome melee. ACUTE lost to SLOWGOS in a 2 minute duel. ACUMEN won victory over SERVED in a 2 minute fight. FILING FEE vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. ALICE was overpowered by HOME OF THE SLOPPER in a 1 minute uneven match. FREELOADER was luckily beaten by TWEED in a 4 minute brutal fight. TOO SHORT savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 3 minute bloody competition. 2 YEAR CONTRACT devastated QUANTUM HICCUP in a 4 minute bloody one-sided battle. BOOGER KING beat SLOW EXPERIMENT in a 6 minute conflict. BLACK HOLE SUN was overcome by 'ESTIMATE' in a 1 minute expert vs. novice upset fight. PAY PER SECOND vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray. AD HOPPITY was bested by TEENA ULRIK in a 5 minute amateur's brawl. VARDON WEISS was overpowered by ANOTHER PROBLEM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout. STEALS GIRLFRIEND overpowered EXETER in a unpopular 5 minute bloody one-sided match. 8 AM CLASS devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided bout. HOMEWORK vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |TOTAL PARRY 9 TOTAL PARRY 54 - 14 - 1 79 | |BASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 1 - 0 75 | |STRIKING ATTACK 6 AIMED BLOW 18 - 6 - 2 75 | |AIMED BLOW 4 LUNGING ATTACK 50 - 17 - 6 75 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 20 - 6 73 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 STRIKING ATTACK 43 - 23 - 2 65 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 WALL OF STEEL 12 - 9 - 1 57 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 2 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | |SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 246 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: AIMED BLOW 4 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 4 3 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 4 - 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL TOTAL PARRY 5 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW 1 BASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME TOTAL PARRY NAEFAN ORDH 6396 27 9 0 90 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) WALL OF STEEL LOUIE MURH 6395 22 14 0 86 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) AIMED BLOW RONARDA SOLA 6461 15 9 1 85 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) STRIKING ATTACK SLOWGOS 6584 5 0 1 57 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) LUNGING ATTACK CANCELLED APPT 6575 5 0 0 55 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) BASHING ATTACK WE ARE BORG 6548 4 1 1 41 BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is LOUIE MURH 6395. The most popular warrior this turn was LOUIE MURH 6395. The ten other most popular fighters were RONARDA SOLA 6461, VIRUS 6547, SLOWGOS 6584, TOO SHORT 6578, TEENA ULRIK 7241, ACUTATE 5161, CANCELLED APPT 6575, SERVED 6540, HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586, and SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811. The least popular fighter this week was EXETER 6347. The other ten least popular fighters were AD HOPPITY 5155, BOOGER KING 6588, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, TWEED 6422, QUANTUM HICCUP 6789, ALICE 6392, EMMETT 6423, 8 AM CLASS 6621, VARDON WEISS 6813, and PAY PER SECOND 6542. "DARK ARENA" -- The Novel For centuries, the Shagornan Elves have been forced to live underground. Human invaders, the Delarquans, burned their forests, sparking a war of elven annihilation. The elders told tales that when the Delarquans marched to war against the elves, the land itself bled as they passed. Since the war, the elves have dwindled with every passing year, while the humans multiply like rodents across the land of Alastari. Now, the Delarquans have disappeared. Some say they departed, others indicate it.s a ruse, but there have been whispered rumors of another greater threat looming in the region. Khyron of the Shagornan Elves has been tasked to determine the cause, realizing that failure is probable and at the end of the road death could be the only reward. Khyron has known only the safety of the caves, but now he must journey to the world above...the World with No Ceiling. Throughout the years, many fine writers have played Duelmasters/Duel II and have contributed greatly to the history and background of the world of Alastari. One very intense period, during the early '90's, was during the Rocanis War, when authors from both the Delarquan and Free Blades arenas collaborated on writing the history of the invasion of the arena-city of Rocanis. Mark Manley (aka Grimwood) is a long-time manager in Rocanis, and was one of the writers who contributed so much to this history. Over the subsequent years, he has worked to bring his novelization to life and make the story of the War and the preceding events which led to it available to the greater public. Many Rocanis legends appear in the book: Itoz Trollbane, Sandstorm, and others. The novel is a treat to read--even more so if you are familiar with the game! If you're interested in purchasing a copy of the book, here are links: Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Dark-Arena-Mark-G- Manley/dp/1936127598/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1319631863&sr=1-2 Barnes & Noble: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/dark-arena-mark- manley/1105609584?ean=2940011494659&itm=2&usri=dark%2barena Treble Heart Books: http://www.trebleheartbooks.com/WDManley.html Mark Manley is planning to attend the upcoming Winter Face-to-Face in Tempe, and has offered a special prize to the winner of the Rookies and Primus tournaments: An autographed copy of Dark Arena, autographed by the author, the artist, and the RSI staff! In addition, as a special prize, the top up-and-coming tournament manager will also receive an autographed copy! Mark will have copies of Dark Arena available at the tournament, and as a special bonus, each copy of Dark Arena sold at the FTF will include one new team rollup! We hope that many of you can venture to Tempe to participate in the Face-to-Face, compete in the tournament, and congratulate Mark in person on his achievement! MAIL-IN TOURNEY XLVIII CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME BLACKWIND 2430 (3-1-0) 7 3 0 THE BLACK GUILD FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD WARNER BROS. ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME WHOLE 5895 (13-2-0) 3 3 0 MILK IS GOOD WHEATIES 5900 (5-0-0) 0 3 0 CEREAL INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME RUTABAGA 6482 (3-0-0) 6 3 0 VEGGIES II APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME FILING FEE 6539 (4-0-0) 11 3 0 BASH BROS LAWYER 2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 (3-1-1) 6 3 1 BB SMART PHONE CEREAL DROPPINGS 6529 (4-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS MOUSE ESL 6558 (4-0-0) 6 4 0 B B TECH SUPPORT BOOGER KING 6588 (4-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS FAST FOOD BLOATWARE 6544 (4-0-0) 3 3 0 DEAD BASH BROS MICROSOFT HUMPING LEG 6637 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS DOG MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527 (4-0-2) 3 3 0 BASH BROS CRICKET ROTTING 6633 (3-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS FRUITSTAND SLOWGOS 6584 (4-0-1) 3 3 0 BASH BROS FAST FOOD VIRUS 6547 (3-1-1) 3 3 0 BASH BROS MICROSOFT SERVED 6540 (4-0-0) 3 4 0 BASH BROS LAWYER CRAWL SPACE 6525 (4-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS CRICKET HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 (2-2-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS FAST FOOD VEVUZELA 6701 (3-1-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS SOCCER BOOK LOST 6666 (4-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS LIBRARY BORROWS MONEY 6657 (4-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD BASH BROS FRIEND CANCELLED APPT 6575 (4-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME DOESN'T WORK 6763 (0-0-0) 9 1 0 DEAD BASH BROS NURSE SPILLED DRINK 6615 (0-0-0) 10 3 0 BASH BROS CONCERT DRUGS 6639 (0-0-0) 7 3 1 B B ROCK CONCERT PPV 6569 (0-0-0) 6 3 2 BASH BROS CABLE BALL HOG 6712 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS BASKETBALL SLOWINFASTLANE 6611 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS COMMUTER BLUE SCREEN 6545 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS MICROSOFT BASES LOADED WALK 6582 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 BASH BROS BASEBALL COMMERCIALS 6695 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS FOOTBALL MISSIONARY 6562 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 B B WILD THING DEAD ON FLOOR 6626 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS COCKROACH MALPRACTICE INS 6602 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 BASH BROS HEATHCARE NO CLUE 6607 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS WEATHERMAN PERMANENT DISABILITY 6592 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS WELFARE STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS FRIEND GONE TOMORROW 6594 (0-0-0) 1 2 1 DEAD BASH BROS FICA 4 HOUR GAMES 6579 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS BASEBALL 8 AM CLASS 6621 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS COLLEGE CANCELLATION FEE 6568 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DEAD BASH BROS CELL PHONE LIGHTS OFF 6563 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 B B WILD THING 2 YEAR CONTRACT 6565 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS CELL PHONE ANTI SOCIAL 6644 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS CAT FREE TRIAL 6573 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS CABLE LIES 6605 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD BASH BROS WEATHERMAN STRUCTURAL DAMAGE 6649 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS DISASTER