DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/23/2012    Duedate: 03/21/2012

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-247

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

NAEFAN ORDH
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
(72-6396) [28-9-0,93]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RONARDA SOLA                   CANCELLED APPT
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
(72-6461) [16-9-2,96]          (72-6575) [6-0-0,65]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

LOUIE MURH                     VARDON WEISS
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
(72-6395) [23-14-0,88]         (72-6813) [2-4-0,13]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)          31
2. LHC (705)                   21      AD HOMINEM (561)
3. BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)   15      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)   15
5. BASH BROS LAWYER (730)      12      BASH BROS FRIEND (753)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 7*BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    11   1  0 91.7   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       11  3 1
 2/11*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  15   2  3 88.2   2/ 3*BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  5  1 0
 3/ 6*BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   14   2  2 87.5   3/ 2*BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    4  2 0
 4/12*BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  15   3  1 83.3   4/ 7*BASH BROS AUTO SHO (776)  3  1 0
 5-14*BB SMART PHONE (732)       4   1  1 80.0   5/ 4*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  3  1 0
 6/15*BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    17   5  0 77.3   6/ 5*BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   3  1 0
 7/13*BASH BROS AUTO SHO (776)  10   3  1 76.9   7/10*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   3  1 0
 8/ 5*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)    3   1  0 75.0   8/ 8*BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    3  1 0
 9/18 AD HOMINEM (561)          25  13  0 65.8   9/16 AD HOMINEM (561)          3  2 0
10/19 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       105  78  4 57.4  10/ 9*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711)  3  2 0
11/21*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711)   3   4  0 42.9  11/17 LHC (705)                 2 10 0
12/22 LHC (705)                 31  80  0 27.9  12-11*BB SMART PHONE (732)      1  0 0
13/23*KIWI CONNECTION 2 (697)    0   2  0  0.0  13/23*KIWI CONNECTION 2 (697)   0  2 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

                     ANNOUNCING TURF WAR VIII; DM47; JULY 2012

     Don't miss the premier event in all Alastari!  Gather an alliance.  (2 to 4
managers).  Select a captain.  Send in your entry fee(certs).  Prepare your warriors.
The competition, the acclaim, and the prizes await.
     The Turf War is expected to bring ten or more teams to battle.  The competition
is fierce.  Only one Alliance can win TW8.  Will it be yours?

                                 *TURF WAR 8 RULES*

                          Starting July 30 2012 (12 turns)
              Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.

Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War!  To participate, each alliance must:
        1.  Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47)
            newsletter.
        2.  Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
        3.  Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.

Captains are responsible for:
        1.  Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter, those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance.  (Lack of participant indication of
joining and/or lack of lack of Captain confirmation will delay a team's participation
in the Turf War.)
        2.  Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
        3.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate.  (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)

Participating managers who are not Captains must:
        1.  Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate.  (Unless already
submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the winning
pool of prizes.)
        2.  Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter.  Announcement made
on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
               a.  No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter.  NO EXCEPTIONS.
               b.  Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the newsletter
by the alliance Captain they will represent.
               c.  Only one (1) team per player may compete.  No arena multiple teams
or aliases will be allowed.  Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to
take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other
team warriors).
               d.  Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not
properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1.  In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the
Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn
3.  All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification,
and Gift Certificate received.
               e.  No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of
the Turf War.
               f.  For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise.  Their decisions will be final.
(Note: the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if
any, are required from the moderators.)

Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
                                   Win   Loss   Kill      Die
Challenge (up or within same class) +2     -2     +5       -5
Down Challenge "Challenger"         -2     -2     -5       -5
Down Challenge "Challenged"         +2      0     +5       -5
Match Up                            +1     -1     +1       -5
Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down)    +2     -5     +5      -10
Champion **                         x2     x2     x2       x2
Dark Arena*                        +10     -5     xx       xx
Tournament Death***                                        -3
Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage ****
Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage ****
    *After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins,
    ** Champions double applies to his score only -- not to opponent.
    *** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death
or death in a tournament or graduation.  There must be a maximum of five only on a
team at any point and time.  (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
Points awarded for team tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2
entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants.  A TV scores 7
points or a TC scores 15 points.  Death in a tournament results in a -3 score.
    ***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd
(etc).  (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its
possible fights.)  Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc)
for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc).  (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must
have fought 75% of its possible fights.)

Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Full Team:                                        +1
      1. A team which fights 4+ warriors (Includes DAing) gets a point
Full Alliance                                     +1
2. An alliance were ALL teams get a Full Team point earns a point
Full Team/Alliance scores 
      3. Will double for the last half (6 rounds) of TW8.
Style Master:                                     +2
      1. No matter how many stylemasters, an individual team can score only +2 per
         round 
Duelmaster:                                       +2
      1. Duelmaster points shall be earned separate of stylemaster points.

Champions:
     1.  A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
     2.  Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
     3.  Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
         not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
     4.  Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
         (DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
     5.  A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that
         same turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring)

Bloodfeuds:
        1.  Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
        2.  There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
        3.  To score as a bloodfeud, then feud/death must have occurred totally
within the TW8.  (E.g. Feuds created prior to TW8 will not be deemed or scored as a
bloodfeud, but rather as a challenge or downchallenge.

Downchallenges:
        1.  A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior in a lower
class.  (Lower class is defined as lower than the identical class.  (E.g. A
challenger champion class challenging a champion class is a down challenge.)
        2.  In TW8 a standard challenge is up (in recognition points), parallel or
within the identical class but lower recognition.
        3.  No challenge by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge.  (This
rule supersedes all other downchallenge rules.)

Tournament Considerations:
        1.  Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
        2.  Tournament Victors won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 7 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) wins such
status.
        3.  Tournament Champions won during the course of the contest will gain a one
(1) time bonus of 15 points.  This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s) win such
status.
        4.  Points awarded for tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2
entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants.  A TV scores 7
points additional or a TC scores 15 points additional.  Death in a tournament results
in an additional -3 score.
        5.  Points for entrants, TVs, TCs, and tournament deaths will be applied the
Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e.,
if the results post on North Fork turn 300, points will be credited on North Fork
turn 301 to the applicable teams).

Special Considerations:
        1.  Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
        2.  There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun.  If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
        3.  There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance
for the Turf War VII.  The minimum is two (2).
        4.  The Dark Arena may be used on the first FE turn (e.g. no arena or
tournament fights) only, of every warrior, without penalty.
        5.  If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the
arena is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by
the gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked
to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.

Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest.  However, for TW8, a prize
(RU cert) will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager
that fights five fights and has the best w/l record that turn.  (Tiebreakers are in
this order-- kills, recognition points earned.)  All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the
competition.  It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift
Certificates.  Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance
to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.

     All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
     The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
        1.  Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
        2.  Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
alliance, and two additional for the captain of the alliance).
        3.  Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
        4.  +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance.  Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47.
        5.  +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War.  Bonus potion must be applied
to a living warrior from (DM 47)
        6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from
RSI.
     These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI.  The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.

Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque.  They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest.  Their decisions will be final.  All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47.  Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums.  Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.

Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War.  Please read them
carefully!

This contest will begin in late July 2012 following the Summer FTF.
                             **TW8 Revision 02-20-12**

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 342): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): IPSWICH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 317): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): GIZMO of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 298): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 277): QIONG YING of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 270): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 247): KK of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 62): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 244): AVONSIDE of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 342): DREW'S BOYS (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 295): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 317): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 298): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 277): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 270): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 246): DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 246): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 247): H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 62): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 244): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgrs.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 345): CONFIDENCE of CONSANGUINEOUS (Mannequin, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 340): OMBERT QURL of MIDDLE WAY 7 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 294): THE FALLEN ONE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 312): PATRY TRAP of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 311): EUREKA PRIDE of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord)
                               KATIE of ALL STAR NANA'S (The Mun, mgr.)
                               AGARIC of WARHAMMERS (Coyote, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 297): BULLDOG of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 292): RENDOR QUIL of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 291): 451 DEGREES of PYROMANIA (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 670): LORD FOUL of BLOODGUARD (Sigird Fafnisbane, mgr.)
              (turn 269): HARVEY of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
                          FAIRYFIRE of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 246): BBIAB of H8 2 TXT (Sherlock, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     My specialty:  Slow fights against standbys.  Sorry about that.

                                    Naefan Ordh

                                      SPY REPORT

     Hail DRAGONHEAD!  Warriors of the arena, prepare to be praised and blamed for 
your deeds.  And let's see, 'ESTIMATE' fought TWEED and gained 21 points and 
contributed to BASH BROS AUTO SHOP's 1-1-0.  TWEED has lost to 'ESTIMATE', falling 18 
points, while helping make KIWI CONNECTION 13 a 0-1-0 turn.  The attempts to dethrone 
the Duelmaster have failed, and NAEFAN ORDH remains DRAGONHEAD's top warrior for 
another turn.  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources 
that The Dripping Blade uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.  I also notice that the AD HOMINEM stable was 
the most avoided team this turn.  Come on DRAGONHEAD, what are you afraid of?  And 
guess who avoided AD HOMINEM stable the most?  Believe it or not, it was BASH BROS 
LAWYER.  Anyone surprised?  The most challenged warrior this turn was AD HOMINEM's 
warrior ACUTE.  More fighters challenged him than challenged the Duelmaster!  In a 
fit of brilliance or of stupidity (hard to say sometimes), SLOWGOS challenged RONARDA 
SOLA today, facing a 28 difference in recognition.  And though SLOWGOS lost to 
RONARDA SOLA, the valiant attempt earned him 5 worth of recognition.  Foolhardiness 
can sometimes pay.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  The manager of BASH BROS FAST FOOD 
will not be pleased to learn that SLOWGOS, a 5-0-1 fighter, has been killed at the 
hands of MIDDLE WAY 9's RONARDA SOLA.  Seriously now, is it really honorable for 
RONARDA SOLA from MIDDLE WAY 9 to kill SLOWGOS and give BASH BROS FAST FOOD the 
chance to bloodfeud?  Mmmm, could be.  Is it really true that DRAGONHEAD has more 
dishwashers per capita that fighters?  Just thought I'd ask...   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Always good to rest in DRAGONHEAD, but never good to wear out my 
welcome.  Look for me in future turns.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to 
paper-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAEFAN ORDH 6396             28   9  0    93       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RONARDA SOLA 6461            16   9  2    96       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOUIE MURH 6395              23  14  0    88       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-ACUTATE 5161                  8   1  0    69       AD HOMINEM (561)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANCELLED APPT 6575           6   0  0    65       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILING FEE 6539               6   0  0    60       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 VIRUS 6547                    5   1  1    59       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586      4   2  0    59       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ACUTE 5154                    7   2  0    53       AD HOMINEM (561)
 ALICE 6392                   11  16  0    51       LHC (705)
-ACUMEN 5158                   8   2  0    51       AD HOMINEM (561)
 WE ARE BORG 6548              5   1  1    46       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 'ESTIMATE' 6770               5   1  0    46       BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 TOO SHORT 6578                4   2  1    42       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 FREELOADER 6654               5   1  0    34       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542           4   0  0    34       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK HOLE SUN 6518           5   7  0    33       LHC (705)
 SERVED 6540                   4   2  0    33       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552          4   1  1    29       BB SMART PHONE (732)
 BOOGER KING 6588              6   0  0    28       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 8 AM CLASS 6621               2   0  0    24       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 TWEED 6422                    2   2  0    24       KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TEENA ULRIK 7241              2   0  0    21       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655        2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 EXETER 6347                   0   2  0    18       KIWI CONNECTION 2 (697)
-SORSFIELD 6424                1   1  0    16       KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711)
 ANOTHER PROBLEM 6773          4   2  1    15       BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776)
-DOWNLOAD UPDATES 6546         1   0  1    14       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 VARDON WEISS 6813             2   4  0    13       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-WHO IS PAYING? 6771           1   0  0    13       BASH BROS AUTO SHOP (776)
 HOMEWORK 6620                 1   1  0    12       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811          2   5  0    11       LHC (705)
 QUANTUM HICCUP 6789           0   7  0     7       LHC (705)
-AD HOPPITY 5155               1   2  0     5       AD HOMINEM (561)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLOWGOS 6584            5  1 1 BASH BROS FAST F 739 RONARDA SOLA 6461     247   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Sir Chester -- Welcome back.  Sorry to say that most of the teams here are for
tourney prep, but at least there are teams here.  If you have any questions and need
any help please ask I would be more then happy to help. -- the Mun Mgr. Kiwi
Connection

We Are Borg -- Win or lose, I would like to learn some skills.  Or am I that dull-
witted? -- Acutate

Served -- I served you. -- Acumen

Slowgos -- Will try again later. -- Acute

Teena Ulrik -- Whew!!!  I'm still sweating. -- Ad Hoppity

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and the Middle Way

Sir Chester -- There are good managers here?  (looks around in surprise)  Oh... you
mean Assur with his tourney victors, right? -- Jorja

Victories over standbys are, by definition, victories.  We'll take 'em. -- Louie Murh
and Ronarda Sola

Ad Hoppity -- I was so surprised, even fascinated, by your weird footwork that I
almost forgot to fight! -- Teena Ulrik

Another Problem -- Interesting, that's how Jorja describes me.... -- Vardon Weiss

Sir Chester -- Welcome back.  I'm running all the Bash Bros teams, doing most of my
tourney prepping here in Dragonhead, but running some bashers with them, of course.
Glad to have you here, Interesting style makeup on your team, for sure...  It almost
looks as one sided as what I was doing not so long ago, but I was doing it with
bashers. -- Assurnasirbanipal

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SLOWGOS was dealt death by RONARDA SOLA in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
ACUTE viciously subdued TOO SHORT in a 4 minute brutal Challenge duel.
SERVED was overcome by ALICE in a popular 1 minute Challenge match.
'ESTIMATE' vanquished TWEED in a 3 minute gory mismatched Challenge brawl.
STEALS GIRLFRIEND defeated EXETER in a unpopular 5 minute Challenge match.
NAEFAN ORDH outwaited M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 11 minute one-sided Title duel.
LOUIE MURH beat KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
HOME OF THE SLOPPER handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven melee.
VIRUS vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
WE ARE BORG won victory over CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory fight.
FILING FEE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute brutal one-sided melee.
CANCELLED APPT demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
PAY PER SECOND devastated SLOW EXPERIMENT in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
ANOTHER PROBLEM was overpowered by BLACK HOLE SUN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
BOOGER KING luckily beat VARDON WEISS in a popular 8 minute bloody duel.
FREELOADER vanquished QUANTUM HICCUP in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
8 AM CLASS bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute amateur's brawl.
HOMEWORK was beaten by TEENA ULRIK in a 2 minute novice's match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        22 -   5 -  3      81  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  13 -  5      79  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       52 -  16 -  1      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                       4         BASHING ATTACK    58 -  19 -  6      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   1 -  0      67  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  24 -  2      64  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         WALL OF STEEL     12 -  11 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 247 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         4 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  3         4  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     5 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      NAEFAN ORDH 6396           28   9  0   93 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
AIMED BLOW       RONARDA SOLA 6461          16   9  2   96 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
WALL OF STEEL    LOUIE MURH 6395            23  14  0   88 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
LUNGING ATTACK   CANCELLED APPT 6575         6   0  0   65 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586    4   2  0   59 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
BASHING ATTACK   WE ARE BORG 6548            5   1  1   46 BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is LOUIE MURH 6395.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was VARDON WEISS 6813.  The ten other most popular fighters were SLOWGOS 6584, TOO 
SHORT 6578, ALICE 6392, LOUIE MURH 6395, VIRUS 6547, FILING FEE 6539, RONARDA SOLA 
6461, ACUTE 5154, 'ESTIMATE' 6770, and HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586.

The least popular fighter this week was EXETER 6347.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BOOGER KING 6588, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655, QUANTUM 
HICCUP 6789, TWEED 6422, ANOTHER PROBLEM 6773, SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811, TEENA ULRIK 
7241, FREELOADER 6654, and BLACK HOLE SUN 6518.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                             AXIOM (11-3918) ERRATA (372) 
                     MACHETE MOUSE (82-4566) MAMMAL MILITIA (616) 
                 GONE TO GEORGIA (82-28596) STREET PIZZAD XXI (4657) 
                         ROOT (82-31537) 4 LETTER BEER (5196) 
                         SMOOTH (82-33235) TRANSITIONS (5487) 
                   YELLOW DEUCE COUPE (82-33317) COLOR TUNES (5502) 
                         ROOM 282 (82-33685) TEMPE -05 (5575) 
                    UGAMUGGAH (82-41228) STREET PIZZAD XXII (5040) 
                   TOUCHE' TURTLE (82-44789) KILLER KARTOONS (7535) 
                   MIDSIZE WHOOPER (82-47794) COOL NAMES 22 (8035) 
                  DAVID WAYBUR (84-5954) MEDAL OF HONOR F3 II (1124) 
                      RODEO CLOWN (84-11743) TOUGHER GUYS (2136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes