DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/17/2012    Duedate: 06/13/2012

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-250

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FILING FEE
BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
(72-6539) [8-1-0,110]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

NAEFAN ORDH                    FILING FEE
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
(72-6396) [30-10-0,100]        (72-6539) [8-1-0,110]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ALICE                          PIATARBAJO
LHC (705)                      ONE MAN BAND (684)
(72-6392) [11-19-0,52]         (72-6267) [6-1-0,50]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS LAWYER (730)      49
2. BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)   48      MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
3. BASH BROS CANDY (806)       43      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS PEN (878)         40
5. BASH BROS TREES (871)       33      VEGGIES II (721)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*VEGGIES II (721)           5   0  0  100   1/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        8  7 0
 2/ 0*BASH BROS CANDY (806)      3   0  0  100   2/ 2*BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    7  2 1
 3/ 5*KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)   3   0  0  100   3/ 9*BASH BROS CABLE (736)     6  1 0
 4/ 6*BASH BROS CELL PHO (735)   3   0  0  100   4/ 4*BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  5  1 0
 5- 3*BASH BROS WELFARE (740)    3   0  0  100   5/15*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  5  1 0
 6/ 0*BASH BROS TREES (871)      2   0  0  100   6/ 6*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  4  1 0
 7/ 0*BASH BROS PEN (878)        2   0  0  100   7/ 5*BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    3  0 2
 8- 7*BASH BROS HEATHCAR (742)   2   0  0  100   8/ 8*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   3  0 1
 9/ 0*BASH BROS JOKE (900)       1   0  0  100   9/12*KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)  3  0 0
10/ 0*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879)   1   0  0  100  10/11*BASH BROS CELL PHO (735)  3  0 0
11/ 0*BASH BROS DVR (880)        1   0  0  100  11- 7*BASH BROS WELFARE (740)   3  0 0
12- 8*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747)   1   0  0  100  12/ 0*BASH BROS CANDY (806)     3  0 0
13/ 9*BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    14   1  2 93.3  13/14*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   3  1 0
14/ 1*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   11   1  2 91.7  14- 3*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  3  1 0
15/10*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   11   1  0 91.7  15/10*BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   3  3 0
16-11*B B TECH SUPPORT (733)     9   1  3 90.0  16/ 0*BASH BROS TREES (871)     2  0 0
17-12*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  18   3  3 85.7  17/ 0*BASH BROS PEN (878)       2  0 0
18/13*BB SMART PHONE (732)       6   1  1 85.7  18-13*BASH BROS HEATHCAR (742)  2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/14*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)    6   1  1 85.7  19/17*BB SMART PHONE (732)      2  0 0
20/20*BASH BROS CABLE (736)      6   1  0 85.7  20/19*VEGGIES II (721)          2  0 0
21/15*BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  20   4  1 83.3  21/25*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   2  1 0
22/ 4*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)   4   1  0 80.0  22/ 0*BASH BROS JOKE (900)      1  0 0
23/21*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  14   4  0 77.8  23/ 0*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879)  1  0 0
24/19*BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    24   7  1 77.4  24/ 0*BASH BROS DVR (880)       1  0 0
25/16*BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   17   5  2 77.3  25-20*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747)  1  0 0
26/17*BASH BROS DOG (749)        4   2  0 66.7  26-24*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711)  1  0 0
27/23 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       113  85  4 57.1  27-22*B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    1  1 0
28/ 0 ONE MAN BAND (684)        24  24  0 50.0  28/21*BASH BROS DOG (749)       1  1 0
29-24*KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711)   4   4  0 50.0  29/27*BASH BROS CAT (751)       1  1 0
30/27*BASH BROS CAT (751)        1   1  0 50.0  30/16 LHC (705)                 0 12 0
31/25 LHC (705)                 31  92  0 25.2  31/ 0 ONE MAN BAND (684)        0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): PENNY of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 345): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 320): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 301): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): JASMIN of JADE WARRIORS (Brandon Massingale, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 250): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 247): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 348): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 345): PHANTACITY (Omega, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 342): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 320): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 315): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 301): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 280): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 249): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 247): TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgrs.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 346): NORM QUESHA of MIDDLE WAY 11 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
                   (turn 297): RATA of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 248): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
                 (turn 248): DIANGELIQUE of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 249): PANAMA OATES of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
                   (turn 64): VODI of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     At least it wasn't a standby this time.  Filing Fee, you will eventually realize
that I did you a favor.  You needed a loss.  But *I* need to graduate.  Why is Louie
going instead of ME?

                                    Naefan Ordh

                                      SPY REPORT

     Good day, in DRAGONHEAD a quiet thief gets rich, but a quiet spymaster gets 
poor.  So bring me ale and harken to my tidbits of news.  The BASH BROS CABLE guild 
has had a 3-0-0 turn and deserves to be watched in the future.  You never know where 
this kind of thing can lead.  On their very first turn, BASH BROS CANDY had a 3-0-0, 
and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  And 
let's see, HOME OF THE SLOPPER fought LOUIE MURH and gained 32 points and contributed 
to BASH BROS FAST FOOD's 2-0-0.  PIATARBAJO has lost to BOOGER KING, falling 9 
points, while helping make ONE MAN BAND a 0-5-0 turn.  And all eyes were on FILING 
FEE this turn as he ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  DRAGONHEAD has a new 
victor!  Tell me, is nothing sacred?  I have heard from unimpeachable sources that 
The Welcome Wench uses trolls in their stew.  Talk about gristle!   
     I tell you, a green quarterstaff lasts longer than a seasoned sapling.  A basher 
friend of mine assures me this is true.   
     The Dark Arena is for those who cannot win, not who cannot lose with grace.  
Dignity in life or death is the warrior's creed.  A farewell moment, if you please, 
STUMP FIDDLE of ONE MAN BAND has been sent to the Dark Arena, and was carried out on 
its shield.  Will MIDDLE WAY 9 get away with RONARDA SOLA having killed SLOWGOS of 
BASH BROS FAST FOOD?  One more turn, and the bloodfeud's over, at least officially.  
Is it really true that DRAGONHEAD has more dishwashers per capita that fighters?  
Just thought I'd ask...   
     I like this place, DRAGONHEAD, the taverns have old wine, and young serving 
girls.  Who could ask for more?  It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet 
again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy.  Until you see my quill in 
DRAGONHEAD again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILING FEE 6539               8   1  0   110       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAEFAN ORDH 6396             30  10  0   100       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586      6   3  0    99       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RONARDA SOLA 6461            18  10  2    88       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-VIRUS 6547                    7   1  1    83       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CANCELLED APPT 6575           6   3  0    66       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 FREELOADER 6654               8   1  2    61       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 SERVED 6540                   7   2  1    61       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERRIPE 6630                 5   1  0    60       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
 BOOGER KING 6588              9   0  0    58       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 RUTABAGA 6482                 5   0  0    58       VEGGIES II (721)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527      5   1  2    55       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 TOO SHORT 6578                7   2  1    53       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 ALICE 6392                   11  19  0    52       LHC (705)
 PIATARBAJO 6267               6   1  0    50       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-WE ARE BORG 6548              6   2  1    48       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525              6   0  0    47       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
-ESL 6558                      5   0  0    46       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552          6   1  1    45       BB SMART PHONE (732)
 ROTTING 6633                  5   1  0    45       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
 8 AM CLASS 6621               4   0  0    42       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 BOOK LOST 6666                6   0  0    39       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542           6   1  0    36       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-TWEED 6422                    3   2  0    36       KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711)
 HUMPING LEG 6637              4   2  0    35       BASH BROS DOG (749)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERPRICED 6631               4   2  0    32       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
 BLACK HOLE SUN 6518           5  10  0    27       LHC (705)
-HOMEWORK 6620                 2   1  1    27       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579             2   0  0    27       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PUAWAI 6414                   2   0  0    22       KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)
 2 YEAR CONTRACT 6565          2   0  0    22       BASH BROS CELL PHONE (735)
 PPV 6569                      2   0  0    22       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 TEENA ULRIK 7241              3   2  0    21       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 ANTI SOCIAL 6644              1   1  0    21       BASH BROS CAT (751)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582        1   0  0    21       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 INK OUT OF STOCK 7295         1   0  0    20       BASH BROS PEN (878)
-DEAD ON FLOOR 6626            1   0  0    20       BASH BROS COCKROACH (747)
 MORE LEAVES 7260              1   0  0    20       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 OUT OF INK 7297               1   0  0    20       BASH BROS PEN (878)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655        2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 FATTENING 6926                1   0  0    17       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-SORSFIELD 6424                1   1  0    16       KIWI CONNECTION 13 (711)
-CANCELLATION FEE 6571         1   0  0    16       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-MORE DRUGS 6600               1   0  0    16       BASH BROS HEATHCARE (742)
 VARDON WEISS 6813             3   6  0    15       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811          2   8  0    14       LHC (705)
-DOWNLOAD UPDATES 6546         1   0  1    14       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
-WORKING THE SYSTEM 6589       1   0  0    14       BASH BROS WELFARE (740)
-PAID FOR VACATION 6590        1   0  0    13       BASH BROS WELFARE (740)
 SUGAR LOW 6930                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 TEMPTATION 6929               1   0  0    13       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-CHECKED OUT 6668              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
-PERMANENT DISABILITY 6592     1   0  0    13       BASH BROS WELFARE (740)
-EXTRA CHARGES 6567            1   0  0    13       BASH BROS CELL PHONE (735)
 SPLINTERS 7299                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879)
 OVERGROWN 7263                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 FULL 7304                     1   0  0    13       BASH BROS DVR (880)
 NOT FUNNY 7406                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS JOKE (900)
 POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570     1   1  0    12       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 OVER AFTER FIRST 6583         1   1  0    11       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-MALPRACTICE INS 6602          1   0  0    11       BASH BROS HEATHCARE (742)
 QUANTUM HICCUP 6789           0  10  0    10       LHC (705)
-KORORO 6412                   1   0  0     9       KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SERVICE OUTTAE 6572           1   0  0     9       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 FREE TRIAL 6573               1   0  0     7       BASH BROS CABLE (736)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SLOWGOS 6584            5  1 1 BASH BROS FAST F 739 RONARDA SOLA 6461     247   
FIDDLE 6302             0  2 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     DARK CHAMPION         250  NONE
HARMONICA 6268          2  5 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     HIGH ELF              250  NONE
STUMP FIDDLE 6266       7  6 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     WURM KIN              250  NONE
UM-PAH 6270             6  5 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     ARENAMASTER           250  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Naefan Ordh -- Win or lose, I'm still charging you to file that information. --
Filing Fee

Louie Mehr -- Have a slopper on your way to the Isle of the Eye.  In fact, take a
bunch of samples.  We'd love to open a franchise on the Isle. -- Home of the Slopper

Alice -- Resistance is futile. -- We are Borg

Teena Ulrik -- Not a good place to come if you're claustrophobic. -- Crawl Space

Black Hole Sun -- Plants thrive on sunlight, even in a black hole. -- Rutabaga

Quantum Hiccup -- We like big and small customers.  Our law firm will represent
anyone who is willing to... -- Pay Per Second

Vardon Weiss -- You're dangerous!  Too many of my Bash Brothers you would beat.
Luckily I am not one of them. -- Humping Leg

Slow Experiment -- You'll have to wake up earlier next time. -- 8AM Class

Kokoro / Puawai -- Two victories for the Mun against Assur's Bash Brothers!  We don't
mind the losses, just don't go around killing us.  It is annoying.

Dangerous Criminal -- You kill not one, but two of my promising young prospects.  Be
glad there is no vengeance allowed against the stand ins.  For if there was, I would
be all over it.  You've kill too many of mine over the years! -- Assur

Home of the Slopper -- Bleh. -- Louie Murh
P.S.  Must've been political points.

There should be a rule against Kung-Fu.  If he can't carry steel, he should not be
allowed on the sands. -- Ronarda Sola

Crawl Space -- Full of crickets, is it?  Next time, I'll bring tobacco. -- Teena
Ulrik

Humping Leg -- We once lived next to a dog like that.  We had a large, shepherd mix
female, the dog next door was an overweight weiner type.  It was embarrassing. --
Vardon Weiss

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

UM-PAH was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
STUMP FIDDLE was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
HARMONICA was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a 2 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
FIDDLE was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
NAEFAN ORDH was devastated by FILING FEE in a 1 minute one-sided Title fight.
LOUIE MURH was demolished by HOME OF THE SLOPPER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RONARDA SOLA vanquished MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
PIATARBAJO was outlasted by BOOGER KING in a crowd pleasing 11 minute gory brawl.
CANCELLED APPT was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 5 minute melee.
ALICE was vanquished by RUTABAGA in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
BOOK LOST luckily beat BLACK HOLE SUN in a exciting 3 minute fight.
TOO SHORT viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory bout.
FREELOADER demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
CRAWL SPACE handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiresome 9 minute one-sided contest.
HUMPING LEG was unbelievably bested by CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
2 YEAR CONTRACT savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 7 minute veteran vs. amateur duel.
SERVED overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched brawl.
OVERRIPE savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal bout.
PAY PER SECOND overpowered QUANTUM HICCUP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROTTING handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
8 AM CLASS viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 4 minute gory match.
TEENA ULRIK was overcome by OVERPRICED in a 2 minute duel.
PPV overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute contest.
PUAWAI defeated OVER AFTER FIRST in a 2 minute gory match.
SLOW EXPERIMENT was defeated by POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH in a 1 minute duel.
VARDON WEISS was overpowered by ANTI SOCIAL in a 1 minute gory uneven fight.
4 HOUR GAMES overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.
2 YEAR CONTRACT overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven duel.
NOT FUNNY overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute one-sided fray.
TEMPTATION handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FATTENING overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FREE TRIAL overcame CONVICTED THIEF in a 6 minute novice's fight.
MORE LEAVES demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FULL overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SPLINTERS handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute mismatched match.
OUT OF INK vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
INK OUT OF STOCK demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
OVERGROWN overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
SUGAR LOW demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         LUNGING ATTACK    59 -  13 -  4      82  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         TOTAL PARRY       60 -  14 -  1      81  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        28 -   7 -  3      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    72 -  25 -  9      74  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         STRIKING ATTACK   51 -  36 -  1      59  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  14 -  1      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   0 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 250 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        7 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     9 -  2     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         3 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  7     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FILING FEE 6539             8   1  0  110 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
TOTAL PARRY      NAEFAN ORDH 6396           30  10  0  100 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586    6   3  0   99 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
AIMED BLOW       RONARDA SOLA 6461          18  10  2   88 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654             8   1  2   61 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
WALL OF STEEL    TOO SHORT 6578              7   2  1   53 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALICE 6392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
PIATARBAJO 6267.  The ten other most popular fighters were CANCELLED APPT 6575, BLACK 
HOLE SUN 6518, HUMPING LEG 6637, TOO SHORT 6578, OVERPRICED 6631, RUTABAGA 6482, 
ROTTING 6633, PUAWAI 6414, FILING FEE 6539, and HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586.

The least popular fighter this week was CRAWL SPACE 6525.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FREE TRIAL 6573, BOOGER KING 6588, NOT FUNNY 7406, VARDON WEISS 
6813, SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811, QUANTUM HICCUP 6789, BOOK LOST 6666, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 
6527, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, and FIDDLE 6302.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LOUIE MURH (72-6395) MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

                  MAIL-IN TOURNEY LIII

ADM TOURNEY                            W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
THRASHER MALONE 4847 (22-14-0)         1  3  0         TOURNEY TEAM         

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
VIRUS 6547 (6-1-1)                    17  0  2         BASH BROS MICROSOFT  
2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 (4-1-1)           8  3  0         BB SMART PHONE       
HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 (5-2-0)       2  3  0         BASH BROS FAST FOOD  
SERVED 6540 (5-2-0)                    2  3  0         BASH BROS LAWYER     

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
FATTENING 6926 (0-0-0)                11  3  1         BASH BROS CANDY      
TEMPTATION 6929 (0-0-0)                7  3  0         BASH BROS CANDY      
BUNNY 7052 (0-0-0)                     6  3  1         BASH BROS EASTER     
SPILLS 6855 (0-0-0)                    2  1  0  DEAD   BASH BROS THEATER    
CAVITY 6928 (0-0-0)                    5  3  0         BASH BROS CANDY      
NOT FUNNY 7406 (0-0-0)                 3  3  0         BASH BROS JOKE       
PARKING LOT 6868 (0-0-0)               3  3  0         BASH BROS FREEWAY    
FULL 7304 (0-0-0)                      2  3  0         BASH BROS DVR        
MORE LEAVES 7260 (0-0-0)               2  3  0         BASH BROS TREES      
OUT OF INK 7297 (0-0-0)                2  3  0         BASH BROS PEN        
SPLINTERS 7299 (0-0-0)                 2  3  0         BASH BROS PLAYGROUND 
EMPTY 7269 (0-0-0)                     1  2  0  DEAD   BASH BROS WALLET     

ADM FOOLS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CANNONBALL 5313 (26-30-1)              0  3  0         X-POSSE              

APPRENTICES FOOL TOURNEY               W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
8 AM CLASS 6621 (2-0-0)                2  3  0         BASH BROS COLLEGE    

ROOKIES FOOLS TOURNEY                  W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
DERAILED 6912 (0-0-0)                  4  3  0         BASH BROS TRAIN