DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/14/2012 Duedate: 07/11/2012
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-251
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
FILING FEE
BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
(72-6539) [9-1-0,122]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
FILING FEE RUTABAGA
BASH BROS LAWYER (730) VEGGIES II (721)
(72-6539) [9-1-0,122] (72-6482) [6-0-0,78]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
ALICE CANCELLED APPT
LHC (705) BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
(72-6392) [11-20-0,53] (72-6575) [7-3-0,84]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS CABLE (736)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS CANDY (806) 38
2. BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 28 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
3. BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 26 Unchartered Team
4. VEGGIES II (721) 20
5. LHC (705) 17 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*VEGGIES II (721) 6 0 0 100 1/ 3*BASH BROS CABLE (736) 9 1 0
2/ 2*BASH BROS CANDY (806) 6 0 0 100 2/ 2 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 8 1 1
3/ 3*KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709) 4 0 0 100 3/ 5*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748) 7 2 0
4- 4*BASH BROS CELL PHO (735) 3 0 0 100 4/12*BASH BROS CANDY (806) 6 0 0
5- 5*BASH BROS WELFARE (740) 3 0 0 100 5/13*BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 5 1 0
6- 6*BASH BROS TREES (871) 2 0 0 100 6/ 8*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 4 0 1
7- 7*BASH BROS PEN (878) 2 0 0 100 7/ 9*KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709) 4 0 0
8- 8*BASH BROS HEATHCAR (742) 2 0 0 100 8- 6*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 4 1 0
9- 9*BASH BROS JOKE (900) 1 0 0 100 9/15 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 4 2 0
10-10*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879) 1 0 0 100 10/ 4 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 4 2 0
11-11*BASH BROS DVR (880) 1 0 0 100 11/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 4 10 0
12-12*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747) 1 0 0 100 12/ 7 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 3 0 1
13/13 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 15 1 2 93.8 13/19*BB SMART PHONE (732) 3 0 0
14/14*BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 13 1 2 92.9 14-10*BASH BROS CELL PHO (735) 3 0 0
15/15*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 12 1 0 92.3 15-11*BASH BROS WELFARE (740) 3 0 0
16-16*B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 9 1 3 90.0 16/20*VEGGIES II (721) 3 0 0
17/20*BASH BROS CABLE (736) 9 1 0 90.0 17/21*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 3 1 0
18/18*BB SMART PHONE (732) 7 1 1 87.5 18-16*BASH BROS TREES (871) 2 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/19*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 7 1 1 87.5 19-17*BASH BROS PEN (878) 2 0 0
20-17*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731) 18 3 3 85.7 20-14*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731) 2 0 0
21/21 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 21 5 1 80.8 21-18*BASH BROS HEATHCAR (742) 2 0 0
22-22*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 4 1 0 80.0 22/28*BASH BROS DOG (749) 2 1 0
23/24 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 27 7 1 79.4 23-22*BASH BROS JOKE (900) 1 0 0
24/25 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 19 5 2 79.2 24-23*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879) 1 0 0
25/23*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748) 16 5 0 76.2 25-24*BASH BROS DVR (880) 1 0 0
26/26*BASH BROS DOG (749) 5 2 0 71.4 26-25*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747) 1 0 0
27/27 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 114 88 4 56.4 27-27*B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 1 1 0
28-28 ONE MAN BAND (684) 24 24 0 50.0 28-29*BASH BROS CAT (751) 1 1 0
29-30*BASH BROS CAT (751) 1 1 0 50.0 29/30 LHC (705) 1 11 0
30/31 LHC (705) 32 95 0 25.2 30-31 ONE MAN BAND (684) 0 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
NOT MUCH TIME IS LEFT
to
ENTER THE TURF WAR COMPETITION
and
TEAMS ARE NEEDED
The Turf War is coming. The Turf War is coming. TW8 will begin in DM47 the
first turn following the Philadelphia Face. Mark July 27 on your calendar. There is
only one turn left between now and The Wars -- the one on July 3. Sign up. Find a
team. Choose a captain. Get confirmed. And send in your two rollup certs. You can
do it all in the July 3 newsletter. DO NOT MISS OUT ON THIS COMPETITION AND THE
PRIZES!
The status of the current entries (as of June 5) is as follows:
M*MBO (Master Darque) Dec Conf CertsIn
Ottodrome (Otto X) y y y
Bubba's TW Army (Bubbagnoosh) y y y
Darque Forces (Master Darque) y y y
Fast Food (Madwand) y y y
OZ FEAST LE BANANA (Mannequin) Dec Conf Certs In
Second Bananas (Mannequin) y y y
Mystic Orc Feast (Slugbait) y y y
Land of Oz (Oz) y y y
Les Turfistes (Le Pentarque) y y y
CLUB FED (Vae Victus) Dec Conf CertsIn
In Qeternum (Vae Victus) y y y
Obsidian Order (Skaven) y y y
Devil's Rejects (Lucifer) N N y
Real Men Wear Pink (Glitter Boy) y y N
LBA (Assur) Dec Conf CertsIn
Bash Bros Park (Assur) y y y
Shewish Buffet (OAB) y y y
Horny Goat -X (Grimm) N N N
Perhaps you have not seen the rules for TW8, which has been posted in all
newsletters? Here they are.
*TURF WAR 8 RULES*
Starting July 30 2012 (12 turns)
Bring acclaim and glory to the North Fork (DM47) arena.
Anyone may participate; known alliances, new alliances, or temporary alliances
created solely to compete in the Turf War! To participate, each alliance must:
1. Announce the Captain of the alliance in the North Fork (DM 47)
newsletter.
2. Indicate in the newsletter which Captain/alliance you will join.
3. Announcements made on the D2 Forums or elsewhere will not be accepted.
Captains are responsible for:
1. Verifying/authorizing, in the North Fork newsletter those who wish to
participate under the banner of their alliance. The confirmation/verification must
occur after, or in the same newsletter, but not before, the participants declaration.
(Lack of participant indication of joining and/or subsequent lack of Captain
confirmation will delay a team's participation in the Turf War.)
2. Distribution of prizes should their alliance win the Turf War.
3. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate. (Note: Captains
may, if they wish, submit certs for all potential members of their alliance.)
Participating managers who are not Captains must:
1. Submit two (2) RSI Roll-Up Certificates to participate (Unless already
submitted by Captain. Note: extras will not be returned, but will go into the
winning pool of prizes.)
2. Announce their intent to compete with manager name, team name, and
alliance they will represent in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter. Announcement made
on the D2 Forums will not be accepted.
a. No scores will be tabulated until an RSI Gift Certificate is
received, and participant indication and captain confirmation are posted in the North
Fork newsletter. NO EXCEPTIONS.
b. Before a manager can compete, he/she must declare themselves in
the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter as stated above AND be verified in the same or
subsequent newsletter by the alliance Captain they will represent.
c. Only one (1) team per player may compete. No arena multiple teams
or aliases will be allowed. Violations will result in immediate manager
disqualification (including team point adjustments) from the Turf War (so be sure to
take any multiple teams OFF of Team Maintenance and be certain not to run any other
team warriors).
d. Scoring will NOT be retroactive for teams/alliances that do not
properly declare or get captain confirmation or fail to send a Gift Certificate by
Turn 1. In other words, if your Gift Certificate is not received until Turn 3 of the
Turf War, and you have fought on Turns 1 and 2, your score will not begin until Turn
3. All conditions must be met before scoring will begin--declaration, verification,
and Gift Certificate received.
e. No declarations or verifications will be accepted after Turn 3 of
the Turf War.
f. For purposes of scoring, the moderators will score the Turf War
and settle any and all disputes as they arise. Their decisions will be final.
(Note: the intent is to have a very thorough set of rules so that few decisions, if
any, are required from the moderators.)
Scoring will be as follows for Fights:
Win Loss Kill Die
Challenge (up or within same class) +2 -2 +5 -5
Down Challenge "Challenger" -2 -2 -5 -5
Down Challenge "Challenged" +2 0 +5 -5
Match Up +1 -1 +1 -5
Bloodfeud Challenge (Up or Down) +2 -5 +5 -10
Champion ** x2 x2 x2 x2
Dark Arena* +10 -5 xx xx
Tournament Death*** -3
Halfway (6 round total) best alliance win/loss percentage ****
Final (12 round total) alliance w/l% percentage ****
* After 2nd win in DA, warrior scores no additional points for wins.
** Champions double applies to his score only - not to opponent.
*** No warrior may be substituted without the proper use of the DA or arena death
or death in a tournament or graduation. There must be a maximum of five only on a
team at any point and time. (The penalty for such substitution is -10 points.)
Points awarded for team tournament participation are 1 for 1 entrant, 3 for 2
entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants. A TV scores 7
points or a TC scores 15 points. Death in a tournament results in a -3 score.
***** Halfway points scored are 25, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc) for 1st, 2nd, 3rd
(etc). (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must have fought 75% of its
possible fights.) Final 12 Round points scored are 40, 30, 20, 15, 10, 5, 5, 5 (etc)
for the 1st, 2nd, 3rd (etc). (To qualify for any of these points the alliance must
have fought 75% of its possible fights.)
Special Scoring Considerations for the Turf War are as follows:
Full Team: +1
1. A team which fights 4+ warriors (Includes DAing) gets a point
Full Alliance +1
2. An alliance were ALL teams get a Full Team point earns a point
Full Team/Alliance scores
3. Will double for the last half (6 rounds) of TW8.
Style Master: +2
1. No matter how many stylemasters, an individual team can score only +2 per
round.
Duelmaster: +2
1. Duelmaster points shall be earned separate of stylemaster points.
Champions:
1. A Champion may be declared, but one is not mandatory.
2. Only one Champion allowed per manager at any given time.
3. Champions that graduate or are killed by another warrior in the arena, but
not the Dark Arena, may be replaced.
4. Champions must have fought at least one previous fight in the North Fork
(DM47 arena) to be able to be declared a champion.
5. A Champion can be declared on any round and point factors will begin that
same turn. (Must meet above 4 conditions prior to declaring.)
Bloodfeuds:
1. Bloodfeuds will score points on all four (4) turns.
2. There is no limit to which warrior may bloodfeud or how often.
3. To score as a bloodfeud, then feud/death must have occurred totally
within the TW8. (E.g. Feuds created prior to TW8 will not be deemed or scored as a
bloodfeud, but rather as a challenge or downchallenge.
Downchallenges:
1. A downchallenge occurs when a warrior challenges a warrior in a lower
class. (Lower class is defined as lower than the identical class. E.g. A challenger
champion class challenging a champion class is a down challenge.)
2. In TW8 a standard challenge is up (in recognition points), parallel or
within the identical class but lower recognition.
3. No challenge by The Duelmaster shall be deemed a downchallenge. (This
rule supersedes all other downchallenge rules.)
Tournament Considerations:
1. Tournament participation is allowed and ENCOURAGED as a great form of
recognition for North Fork.
2. Tournament Victors (live only) won during the course of the contest will
gain a one (1) time bonus of 7 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a warrior(s)
wins such status.
3. Tournament Champions (live only) won during the course of the contest
will gain a one (1) time bonus of 15 points. This bonus will apply EACH time a
warrior(s) win such status.
4. Points awarded for tournament participation are are 1 for 1 entrant, 3
for 2 entrants, 6 for 3 entrants, 10 for 4 entrants, and 15 for 5 entrants. A TV
scores 7 points additional or a TC scores 15 points additional. Death in a
tournament results in an additional -3 score.
5. Points for entrants, TVs, TCs, and tournament deaths will be applied the
Turn after RSI posts tournament results in the North Fork (DM 47) newsletter (i.e.,
if the results post on North Fork turn 300, points will be credited on North Fork
turn 301 to the applicable teams).
Special Considerations:
1. Each alliance begins the Turf War with zero (0) points.
2. There will be NO alliance or team changes once the contest has begun. If
you begin the Turf War with Alliance A, you must end the Turf War with Alliance A.
If you begin the Turf War with Team A, you must end the Turf War with Team A.
3. There will be a maximum of four (4) teams/managers allowed per alliance
for the Turf War VII. The minimum is two (2).
4. The Dark Arena may be used on the first FE turn (e.g. no arena or
tournament fights) only, of every warrior, without penalty.
5. If at any time, the Moderators determine that any non-TW team in the
arena is aiding and/or abetting any TW alliance or team, the affected points won by
the gifted team/alliance will be disallowed and the aiding non-TW team will be asked
to desist from play in the arena until after the Turf War concludes.
Prizes:
The Turf War is meant to be a "winner takes all" contest. However, for TW8, a prize
(RU cert) will be awarded each of the twelve turns to the individual team/manager
that fights five fights and has the best w/l record that turn. (Tiebreakers are in
this order -- kills, recognition points earned.) All prizes and 100% of the Gift
Certificates will be awarded to the Captain of the winning alliance at the end of the
competition. It is the responsibility of the Captain to distribute Gift
Certificates. Moderators will submit a list of each manager on the winning alliance
to RSI at the completion of the contest for the non-Certificate prizes.
All entry fees (rollup certs) are awarded to the winning alliance, except for
the twelve reserved for the individual winning manager each week.)
The following prizes have been secured from RSI:
1. Renaming of the North Fork (DM 47) arena;
2. Renaming of all Dark Arena Monsters (two for each manager in the winning
alliance, and two additional for the captain of the alliance).
3. Known Favorites for one DM47 warrior on each team of the winning alliance
(warrior must be ranked Initiate or above, must be alive, and must have at least one
DM47 arena fight to receive this award).
4. +1 Skill bonus (three) for each manager on the winning alliance. Bonus
potions must be applied to living warriors from DM 47, no more than two skills per
warrior.
5. +1 Skill bonus potion (one) for each and every individual manager who
fights in all 12 rounds AND 54 fights of the Turf War. Bonus potion must be applied
to a living warrior from (DM 47)
6. Two additional rollup certs for each manager of the winning alliance from
RSI.
These RSI awards will be listed by the Moderator for claiming from RSI (Lee)
within 4 turns of the end of TW VI. The certs will be mailed to the winning alliance
by the Moderators within two weeks of the end of the TW.
Moderators:
The Moderators for this event will be Oz and Master Darque. They will arbitrate all
dealings during the course of the contest. Their decisions will be final. All
questions, comments, and scoring disputes may be directed to Land of Oz or Darque
Forces via diplo in DM 47. Managers with internet access may send a private message
to [The Consortium] or [Darque] on the Duel2 Forums. Lastly, you may also email
questions, comments, and scoring disputes to rebelnerfherder at yahoo dot com or
wfms101 at aol dot com.
Please note there have been rule changes from the last Turf War. Please read them
carefully!
This contest will begin in late July 2012 following the Summer FTF.
**TW8 Revision 06-05-12**
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 349): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 346): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 344): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): MINI DRIVER of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 316): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 296): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 281): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 274): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): POSITION IS EMPTY
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 649): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 346): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 344): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 299): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 316): PURE POISON (?, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 296): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 281): KIWI CONNECTION II (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 274): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 250): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): BLACK LIGHTNING (Dark Angel, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 248): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 298): FALLON GRIMM of THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 295): AREOPOLITE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 273): G W BUSH of TALL TALES (A-Sop, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 249): SUGAR HILL GANG of RAP ATTACKS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 249): LOUIE MURH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 251): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
MONGOL HORDE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
YANKEE DOODLE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
(turn 65): BERTHOLD of SUDDENLY, THE VAN (She-Puppy, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I want everyone to know that our fees are outlined in plain text in our standard
contract. Nobody should be caught unaware by us charging fees for various services,
including filing documents. These things take time and effort and we would lose
money if we didn't charge for them.
If you refuse to read the contract you sign with our firm, though, we have no
sympathy for the bills you eventually receive.
SPY REPORT
If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too. Later days, MIDDLE WAY 9, since
BASH BROS CABLE took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news. BASH BROS
CANDY turned their 3-0-0 turn into a 4th place rank in the listings this turn. Any
better than this, and you get put on hit lists. Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-0-0 is nice,
but don't get cocky, BASH BROS CABLE, the Fates teach humility, and the Fates are
proud. Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see RUTABAGA win a fight and gain
20 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, SLOW EXPERIMENT beat OVERPRICED and OVERPRICED lost
13 points. You're breakin' my heart. And if variety is the spice of life,
DRAGONHEAD may be getting bland, as FILING FEE stays top dog in the city. I'm not in
a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new,
don't you, DRAGONHEAD?
Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.
DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you. ONE MAN BAND the most avoided
team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And it looks like BASH BROS LAWYER
avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would be losers, if you ask me.
Hmph. Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, NAEFAN ORDH was this turn's most challenged
warrior. Watch that ego swell, sports fans.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DRAGONHEAD's
morgue. More variety. Consider SLOWGOS gone, and BASH BROS FAST FOOD unfeeling,
letting the bloodfeud for his death go unrevenged. Honor is like a chainmail shirt,
it only shines through use. Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on
this one.
There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Dripping
Blade! Any suggestions? Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so
nice! So nyaaah! I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FILING FEE 6539 9 1 0 122 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NAEFAN ORDH 6396 31 10 0 107 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 6 4 0 100 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CANCELLED APPT 6575 7 3 0 84 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
RONARDA SOLA 6461 18 11 2 83 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-VIRUS 6547 7 1 1 83 BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
RUTABAGA 6482 6 0 0 78 VEGGIES II (721)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOOGER KING 6588 10 0 0 66 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
OVERRIPE 6630 6 1 0 66 BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
FREELOADER 6654 9 1 2 65 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
SERVED 6540 8 2 1 64 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527 6 1 2 63 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
TOO SHORT 6578 8 2 1 61 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
ROTTING 6633 6 1 0 60 BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ALICE 6392 11 20 0 53 LHC (705)
-PIATARBAJO 6267 6 1 0 50 ONE MAN BAND (684)
2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 7 1 1 49 BB SMART PHONE (732)
PAY PER SECOND 6542 7 1 0 49 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
CRAWL SPACE 6525 7 0 0 49 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
-WE ARE BORG 6548 6 2 1 48 BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
8 AM CLASS 6621 5 0 0 47 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
-ESL 6558 5 0 0 46 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
-UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
BOOK LOST 6666 7 0 0 45 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
HUMPING LEG 6637 5 2 0 43 BASH BROS DOG (749)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PUAWAI 6414 3 0 0 31 KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)
FATTENING 6926 2 0 0 31 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811 3 8 0 30 LHC (705)
PPV 6569 3 0 0 30 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-HOMEWORK 6620 2 1 1 27 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
-4 HOUR GAMES 6579 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
SUGAR LOW 6930 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
BLACK HOLE SUN 6518 5 11 0 26 LHC (705)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TEMPTATION 6929 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-2 YEAR CONTRACT 6565 2 0 0 22 BASH BROS CELL PHONE (735)
-ANTI SOCIAL 6644 1 1 0 21 BASH BROS CAT (751)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582 1 0 0 21 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-INK OUT OF STOCK 7295 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS PEN (878)
-MORE LEAVES 7260 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS TREES (871)
-DEAD ON FLOOR 6626 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS COCKROACH (747)
-OUT OF INK 7297 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS PEN (878)
OVERPRICED 6631 4 3 0 19 BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570 2 1 0 17 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
VARDON WEISS 6813 3 7 0 16 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-CANCELLATION FEE 6571 1 0 0 16 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-MORE DRUGS 6600 1 0 0 16 BASH BROS HEATHCARE (742)
-DOWNLOAD UPDATES 6546 1 0 1 14 BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
-WORKING THE SYSTEM 6589 1 0 0 14 BASH BROS WELFARE (740)
-SPLINTERS 7299 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879)
-CHECKED OUT 6668 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
-PAID FOR VACATION 6590 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS WELFARE (740)
-PERMANENT DISABILITY 6592 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS WELFARE (740)
-EXTRA CHARGES 6567 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS CELL PHONE (735)
-FULL 7304 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS DVR (880)
-OVERGROWN 7263 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS TREES (871)
-NOT FUNNY 7406 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS JOKE (900)
TEENA ULRIK 7241 3 3 0 12 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 1 1 0 11 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-MALPRACTICE INS 6602 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS HEATHCARE (742)
QUANTUM HICCUP 6789 0 11 0 11 LHC (705)
FREE TRIAL 6573 2 0 0 10 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-KORORO 6412 1 0 0 9 KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)
-SERVICE OUTTAE 6572 1 0 0 9 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
SLOWGOS 6584 5 1 1 BASH BROS FAST F 739 RONARDA SOLA 6461 247 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Naefan Ordh -- No graduation? You reached the magic 40 fights. I guess you're a 50
kind of guy. -- Filing Fee
I don't think there's any "magic" in numbers until you reach 100.
Ronarda -- You sure Sola'd me. -- Middle of the Night
Piatarbajo -- You aren't the first to lose your first to a scum and you won't be the
last. -- Booger King
Alice -- Woohoo. Those learns are beyond cool. -- Rutabaga
Black Hole Sun -- At least now I know where that book went. And I will just pay the
fee, because I'm certainly not going to try and retrieve it. -- Book Lost
Quantum Hiccup -- You, sir, are efficient. Quicker turn around means less costs for
you. -- Pay Per Second
Teena Ulrik -- Your name reminds me of a nursery rhyme. And your fighting ability
does, too. -- Overpriced
Puawai -- The last 8 innings are not to be looked forward to when the game is already
out of reach. Unless you are winning (which I was not and you were). -- Over after
First
Slow Experiment with Poor Signal Strength. Not to be desired.
Vardon Weiss -- Coin flip falls in my favor. -- Anti Social
We salute the tourney participants, especially Virus, though why we should salute
THAT...? Oh, well. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
Filing Fee -- How about if we just pretend that fight didn't happen? No filing at
all. -- Naefan Ordh
Crawl Space -- This is true. -- Teena Ulrik
Humping Leg -- Then send me one of those others that I WOULD beat. -- Vardon Weiss
Home of the Slopper -- They make me sick to my stomach. -- Louie Murh
Middle of the Night -- Tobacco. You'd be surprised. A little pipe tobacco scattered
in the corners, and presto, crickets go elsewhere. -- Ronarda Sola
Overpriced -- Everything is. -- Teena Ulrik
Anti Social -- Way to go, if you can. -- Vardon Weiss
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
HOME OF THE SLOPPER was bested by NAEFAN ORDH in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
FILING FEE devastated RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
RUTABAGA handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OVERRIPE vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SERVED savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur fight.
BOOGER KING outlasted CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a tiresome 16 minute struggle.
FREELOADER devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
CANCELLED APPT viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 2 minute melee.
BOOK LOST unbelievably bested AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 5 minute fight.
ALICE was vanquished by ROTTING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
8 AM CLASS savagely defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory melee.
CRAWL SPACE outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiresome 16 minute match.
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT devastated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
TOO SHORT demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
PAY PER SECOND handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
2 YEAR CONTRACT won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 6 minute fray.
HUMPING LEG devastated BLACK HOLE SUN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OVERPRICED was savagely defeated by SLOW EXPERIMENT in a 2 minute brutal bout.
QUANTUM HICCUP was overpowered by TEMPTATION in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PPV overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
PUAWAI overpowered VARDON WEISS in a 1 minute brutal uneven fight.
FATTENING overpowered TEENA ULRIK in a 1 minute uneven fray.
FREE TRIAL overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 6 minute novice's contest.
POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH subdued PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute novice's fight.
SUGAR LOW overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 8 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 LUNGING ATTACK 55 - 11 - 2 83 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 TOTAL PARRY 54 - 13 - 1 81 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 5 AIMED BLOW 27 - 7 - 2 79 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 BASHING ATTACK 66 - 25 - 6 73 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 STRIKING ATTACK 45 - 39 - 1 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 - 0 33 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 251 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 6 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 TOTAL PARRY
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK FILING FEE 6539 9 1 0 122 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
TOTAL PARRY NAEFAN ORDH 6396 31 10 0 107 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
STRIKING ATTACK HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 6 4 0 100 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
AIMED BLOW RONARDA SOLA 6461 18 11 2 83 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
BASHING ATTACK OVERRIPE 6630 6 1 0 66 BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
WALL OF STEEL TOO SHORT 6578 8 2 1 61 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is ALICE 6392. The most popular warrior this turn was
CANCELLED APPT 6575. The ten other most popular fighters were SERVED 6540, 8 AM
CLASS 6621, HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586, PAY PER SECOND 6542, OVERPRICED 6631, POOR
SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570, FILING FEE 6539, RUTABAGA 6482, ROTTING 6633, and MIDDLE OF THE
NIGHT 6527.
The least popular fighter this week was BOOGER KING 6588. The other ten least
popular fighters were CRAWL SPACE 6525, FREE TRIAL 6573, TEENA ULRIK 7241, VARDON
WEISS 6813, QUANTUM HICCUP 6789, BLACK HOLE SUN 6518, ALICE 6392, BOOK LOST 6666,
RONARDA SOLA 6461, and SUGAR LOW 6930.