DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/12/2012    Duedate: 08/08/2012

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-252

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FILING FEE
BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
(72-6539) [10-1-0,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FILING FEE                     RUTABAGA
BASH BROS LAWYER (730)         VEGGIES II (721)
(72-6539) [10-1-0,132]         (72-6482) [7-0-0,95]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

ALICE                          HOME OF THE SLOPPER
LHC (705)                      BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
(72-6392) [11-21-0,54]         (72-6586) [6-5-0,104]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS CANDY (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701)     24
2. KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)    18      BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
3. VEGGIES II (721)            17      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)   16
5. BASH BROS CABLE (736)       13      BASH BROS CANDY (806)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*BASH BROS CANDY (806)      9   0  0  100   1/ 4*BASH BROS CANDY (806)     9  0 0
 2/ 1*VEGGIES II (721)           7   0  0  100   2/ 2 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    8  1 0
 3/ 3*KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)   5   0  0  100   3/ 1*BASH BROS CABLE (736)     8  1 0
 4- 4*BASH BROS CELL PHO (735)   3   0  0  100   4- 3*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  5  1 0
 5- 6*BASH BROS TREES (871)      2   0  0  100   5/ 9 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   4  2 0
 6- 7*BASH BROS PEN (878)        2   0  0  100   6/10 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  4  2 0
 7- 9*BASH BROS JOKE (900)       1   0  0  100   7/ 7*KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)  3  0 0
 8-10*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879)   1   0  0  100   8/16*VEGGIES II (721)          3  0 0
 9-11*BASH BROS DVR (880)        1   0  0  100   9/13*BB SMART PHONE (732)      3  0 0
10/13 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    16   1  2 94.1  10/12 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    3  0 0
11-14*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   13   1  2 92.9  11/17*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   3  0 0
12/15*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   13   1  0 92.9  12- 5*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   3  1 0
13/18*BB SMART PHONE (732)       8   1  1 88.9  13/11 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        3 11 0
14-19*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)    7   1  1 87.5  14-18*BASH BROS TREES (871)     2  0 0
15/17*BASH BROS CABLE (736)     11   2  0 84.6  15-19*BASH BROS PEN (878)       2  0 0
16-22*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)   4   1  0 80.0  16- 6*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   2  0 0
17/21 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  22   6  1 78.6  17/29 LHC (705)                 2 10 0
18/23 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    29   8  1 78.4  18-23*BASH BROS JOKE (900)      1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/24 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   20   6  2 76.9  19-24*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879)  1  0 0
20-25*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  16   5  0 76.2  20-25*BASH BROS DVR (880)       1  0 0
21-26*BASH BROS DOG (749)        5   2  0 71.4  21-14*BASH BROS CELL PHO (735)  1  0 0
22/27 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       115  92  4 55.6  22-28*BASH BROS CAT (751)       1  0 0
23-28 ONE MAN BAND (684)        24  24  0 50.0  23/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701)   1  1 0
24/ 0*KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701)    1   1  0 50.0  24- 8*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  1  1 0
25-29*BASH BROS CAT (751)        1   1  0 50.0  25-22*BASH BROS DOG (749)       1  1 0
26/30 LHC (705)                 33  98  0 25.2  26-30 ONE MAN BAND (684)        0  5 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 350): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 347): TAXES of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 345): XANDAR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): ULTIMA REGUM of IN QUETERNUM (Vae Victis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 282): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 275): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 251): FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 252): BOOB of PALINDROMES (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 67): YODA of OLLIS HEROES (Omega, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 249): MAD CAT of INSP GADGETS MINIONS (The Mun, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 650): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 347): THE PENTARCHY (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 345): NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 321): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 302): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 282): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 245): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 251): ARENAS III (?, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 251): BASH BROS CABLE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 252): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 67): THE MYRMIDONS (Sigurd Fafnisbane, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 249): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 300): ASQUITH of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 322): CELESTIAL ROSE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                   (turn 321): JOSIE WALES of STREET WALKERS (Roadkill, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 317): ARTICHOKE ON THIS of VEGAN CANNIBALS (The Anarchist)
                               SPAWN of FANTASTIC FIVE (?, mgr.)
                   (turn 316): ENDEMIC of BLACK LIGHTING (Dark Angel, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 303): THRESHPACK of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                  (turn 302): RED ALERT of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 297): SAVAGE SNOWBALL of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 250): RAPUNZEL of DARQUE FORCES V (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 251): RED HOT CHILE PAPA of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            MONGOL HORDE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            CROSS CZECH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            YANKEE DOODLE of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
                            APPLE DANISH of WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 66): CRACKER JACKS of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     You elder fighters surely remember me.  The younger ones may call me Olaf 
Modeen.  I return to DRAGONHEAD once again!  Bein' on top is great while it lasts, 
BASH BROS CABLE.  But how many friends do you have now?  Who can explain it?  Not 
you, not me, not LHC's opponents, after watching them shoot up the ranks from 29th to 
17th.  It seems so recently people were saying BASH BROS CANDY was washed up, 
finished.  But 3-0-0 moved them up 3.  I guess they're washed no more...  What's with 
TOO SHORT?  He actually beat DRAGONHEAD's KHALHUMS DWARF, and walked away with 20 
more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at DRAGONHEAD while they watched KUNG-FU 
MASTER clobber CANCELLED APPT.  He lost 17 points and got bruised from objects thrown 
from the stands.  RONARDA SOLA was reminded on the sands why FILING FEE is 
Duelmaster.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about your 
fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  What 
do people see in NAEFAN ORDH?  His 32-10-0?  MIDDLE WAY 9 ain't talkin', but he's got 
114 points.   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  How long have I been here?  I got people to see, 
places to go...   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
The end of another Spyreport!  That's cause for celebration in my book!  Remember--a 
good fighter needs both good skills and good luck.  Until next time,-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FILING FEE 6539              10   1  0   132       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NAEFAN ORDH 6396             32  10  0   114       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586      6   5  0   104       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 RUTABAGA 6482                 7   0  0    95       VEGGIES II (721)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOO SHORT 6578                9   2  1    81       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 RONARDA SOLA 6461            18  12  2    79       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 BOOGER KING 6588             11   0  0    78       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 FREELOADER 6654              10   1  2    76       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 SERVED 6540                   9   2  1    72       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 CANCELLED APPT 6575           7   4  0    67       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OVERRIPE 6630                 6   1  0    66       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
-MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527      6   1  2    63       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
-ROTTING 6633                  6   1  0    60       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
 2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552          8   1  1    58       BB SMART PHONE (732)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ALICE 6392                   11  21  0    54       LHC (705)
 BOOK LOST 6666                8   0  0    51       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
-PIATARBAJO 6267               6   1  0    50       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-CRAWL SPACE 6525              7   0  0    49       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 PUAWAI 6414                   4   0  0    49       KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-8 AM CLASS 6621               5   0  0    47       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
-HUMPING LEG 6637              5   2  0    43       BASH BROS DOG (749)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542           7   2  0    37       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 PPV 6569                      4   0  0    36       BASH BROS CABLE (736)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BLACK HOLE SUN 6518           6  11  0    33       LHC (705)
 FATTENING 6926                3   0  0    33       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 SUGAR LOW 6930                3   0  0    33       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 TEMPTATION 6929               3   0  0    28       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-HOMEWORK 6620                 2   1  1    27       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
-4 HOUR GAMES 6579             2   0  0    27       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811          3   9  0    26       LHC (705)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570     3   1  0    23       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-2 YEAR CONTRACT 6565          2   0  0    22       BASH BROS CELL PHONE (735)
-ANTI SOCIAL 6644              1   1  0    21       BASH BROS CAT (751)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582        1   0  0    21       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-OUT OF INK 7297               1   0  0    20       BASH BROS PEN (878)
-MORE LEAVES 7260              1   0  0    20       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-INK OUT OF STOCK 7295         1   0  0    20       BASH BROS PEN (878)
-OVERPRICED 6631               4   3  0    19       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655        2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 VARDON WEISS 6813             3   8  0    17       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 MERRITT 6365                  1   0  0    17       KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701)
-CANCELLATION FEE 6571         1   0  0    16       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 TEENA ULRIK 7241              3   4  0    13       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-CHECKED OUT 6668              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
-EXTRA CHARGES 6567            1   0  0    13       BASH BROS CELL PHONE (735)
-SPLINTERS 7299                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879)
-OVERGROWN 7263                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-FULL 7304                     1   0  0    13       BASH BROS DVR (880)
-NOT FUNNY 7406                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS JOKE (900)
 QUANTUM HICCUP 6789           0  12  0    12       LHC (705)
 FREE TRIAL 6573               2   1  0    11       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583         1   1  0    11       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-KORORO 6412                   1   0  0     9       KIWI CONNECTION 11 (709)
-SERVICE OUTTAE 6572           1   0  0     9       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 TUL 6367                      0   1  0     7       KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701)
 PETRO QUIRK 7498              0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Here are my warriors' monthly meaningless comments to their non-npc opponents. --
Assur

     And we're glad to have them for our monthly survey of meaningless comments.

Naefan Ordh -- That's right, break my backup, too. -- Home of the Slopper

Ronardo Sola -- You're a much easier opponent than your teammate. -- Filing Fee

Alice -- Didn't your mama warn you about bad fruit? -- Rotting

Slow Experiment -- You really should change your strategy. -- Overpriced

Teena Ulrick -- Candy is oh so bad, but oh so good. -- Fattening

Black Hole Sun -- If it's too hot in the sun, I do it in the shade. -- Humping Leg

Quantum Hiccup -- Eating candy with the hiccups sounds like it could be dangerous. --
Temptation

I don't know if anyone reads them, but I feel it dramatically improves the arena if I
do. -- Assur

     Pretty good bet Jorja reads 'em.  Anybody else, who knows?

Filing Fee -- Jorja says that MAYBE I'll go at fifty fights, but probably not.  I
figure I'm cursed. -- Naefan Ordh

Overpriced -- Yeah, me too. -- Teena Ulrik

Home of the Slopper -- If there's one thing I can do, it's eat fast. -- Naefan Ordh

Filing Fee -- I didn't even realize I was filing anything!  I thought I was just
building stacks of paper for, um, insulation. -- Ronarda Sola

Puawai -- Somehow, your name expresses my feeling at the moment. -- Vardon Weiss

Fattening -- So? -- Teena Ulrik

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HOME OF THE SLOPPER was unbelievably bested by NAEFAN ORDH in a 7 minute fight.
FILING FEE demolished RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute one-sided Title melee.
RUTABAGA overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute gory mismatched duel.
CANCELLED APPT was overpowered by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TOO SHORT viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brutal fight.
BOOGER KING unbelievably bested VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 7 minute competition.
SERVED vanquished ALICE in a 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
FREELOADER defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute duel.
BOOK LOST vanquished SLOW EXPERIMENT in a 4 minute one-sided fight.
2 YEAR CONTRACT overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 5 minute gory one-sided melee.
PAY PER SECOND was subdued by PUAWAI in a 2 minute match.
FATTENING viciously subdued TEENA ULRIK in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
SUGAR LOW demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BLACK HOLE SUN overpowered VARDON WEISS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PPV overpowered QUANTUM HICCUP in a 2 minute bloody one-sided duel.
TEMPTATION vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH devastated TUL in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FREE TRIAL was overpowered by MERRITT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
PETRO QUIRK was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                       6         PARRY-STRIKE       2 -   0 -  0     100  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  6         LUNGING ATTACK    49 -  12 -  2      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   5         TOTAL PARRY       49 -  13 -  0      79  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         AIMED BLOW        27 -  10 -  1      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         BASHING ATTACK    57 -  26 -  4      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         STRIKING ATTACK   41 -  38 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         WALL OF STEEL     14 -  13 -  0      52  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      0         SLASHING ATTACK    1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     0         PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -   1 -  0       0  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  0         PARRY-LUNGE        0 -   0 -  0       0  |

Turn 252 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     4 -  1     STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  4         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  0         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         3 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  0         1  WALL OF STEEL  
                                                                1  AIMED BLOW     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   FILING FEE 6539            10   1  0  132 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
TOTAL PARRY      NAEFAN ORDH 6396           32  10  0  114 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
STRIKING ATTACK  HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586    6   5  0  104 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
WALL OF STEEL    TOO SHORT 6578              9   2  1   81 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
AIMED BLOW       RONARDA SOLA 6461          18  12  2   79 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            10   1  2   76 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is ALICE 6392.  The most popular warrior this turn was 
HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586.  The ten other most popular fighters were RUTABAGA 6482, 
TOO SHORT 6578, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, PUAWAI 6414, FATTENING 6926, SERVED 6540, 
FREELOADER 6654, 2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552, PAY PER SECOND 6542, and PPV 6569.

The least popular fighter this week was FREE TRIAL 6573.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were TUL 6367, VARDON WEISS 6813, TEENA ULRIK 7241, BOOK LOST 6666, ALICE 
6392, BOOGER KING 6588, RONARDA SOLA 6461, PETRO QUIRK 7498, QUANTUM HICCUP 6789, and 
SUGAR LOW 6930.