DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 11/01/2012 Duedate: 11/28/2012 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-256 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS LONDON BEEFEATER MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) (72-6238) [12-0-0,151] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader LONDON BEEFEATER GONE TOTHE DOGS MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) MONGREL HORDE (680) (72-6238) [12-0-0,151] (72-6246) [7-1-2,74] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite BLACK HOLE SUN TOP DOG LHC (705) MONGREL HORDE (680) (72-6518) [8-13-0,45] (72-6249) [6-1-0,72] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM MONGREL HORDE (680) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. MONGREL HORDE (680) 34 2. SUE'S BOYS (670) 22 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 3. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 17 Unchartered Team 4. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 16 5. DELI COUNTER (690) 15 DELI COUNTER (690) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 3*DELI COUNTER (690) 5 0 0 100 1/ 1*MONGREL HORDE (680) 13 2 1 2/ 4*KIWI CONNECTION 15 (713) 3 0 1 100 2/ 2 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 8 0 1 3- 5*KIWI CONNECTION 9 (707) 2 0 0 100 3/ 3 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 6 1 0 4- 6*PBS KIDS (920) 1 0 1 100 4/ 4*BAD COMBOS (689) 5 1 1 5- 8*KIWI CONNECTION 17 (715) 1 0 0 100 5/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 5 10 0 6/10*BAD COMBOS (689) 8 1 1 88.9 6/12*KIWI CONNECTION 15 (713) 3 0 1 7/11 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 27 5 2 84.4 7/13*DELI COUNTER (690) 3 0 0 8-13 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 17 4 1 81.0 8/17 SUE'S BOYS (670) 3 2 0 9-15*MORE VODKA (694) 4 1 1 80.0 9/18*NL CENTRAL (783) 3 4 0 10/16*MONGREL HORDE (680) 31 8 3 79.5 10/ 7 LHC (705) 3 8 0 11-17 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 26 8 1 76.5 11-14*KIWI CONNECTION 9 (707) 2 0 0 12/14 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 16 5 2 76.2 12-15*TEQUILA (693) 2 1 1 13-19*BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 3 1 0 75.0 13/26 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 2 1 0 14/21 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 72 29 4 71.3 14- 6 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 2 2 0 15-20 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 32 13 1 71.1 15/ 5 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 2 4 0 16/22 SUE'S BOYS (670) 44 18 1 71.0 16-19*PBS KIDS (920) 1 0 1 17/18 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 24 10 3 70.6 17-21*KIWI CONNECTION 17 (715) 1 0 0 18-23*KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703) 6 3 0 66.7 18-22 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 1 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19-24*ASSASINS GUILD (724) 4 2 0 66.7 19-25*MORE VODKA (694) 1 0 0 20-25*TEQUILA (693) 2 1 1 66.7 20/23*KIWI CONNECTION 10 (708) 1 1 0 21/26 NO OFFENCE INTENDE (657) 17 9 1 65.4 21-16*KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703) 1 1 0 22/27 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 121 106 4 53.3 22-10*BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 1 1 0 23/ 7*KIWI CONNECTION 10 (708) 1 1 0 50.0 23/27*KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701) 1 2 0 24/29*NL CENTRAL (783) 3 4 0 42.9 24-11 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 1 4 0 25/28*KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701) 2 4 0 33.3 25/28 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 0 3 0 26/30 LHC (705) 38 108 0 26.0 26-30*ASSASINS GUILD (724) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 354): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): GARROT of STEEL AND SILK (Michael Eldritch, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BUMBLE of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): WOXTON of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 301): ZOUM LA BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): WERE BEAR of FERAL LEGION (Seraphim, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): DANNY HEATLEY of OTTAWA SENATORS (Crip, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): JEROME BETTIS of SUE'S BOYS (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): THE REFEREE of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 354): YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): THE WOLF PACK (Wolf, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 349): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 304): KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 307): LIFE IMPACTS (Coach, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 301): DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 286): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 255): WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 255): MONGREL HORDE (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 256): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 71): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 253): SPARF! et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 28 MORYA (turn 351): MADELINE of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 350): COLGATE SMILE of MY GENERATION (Storm Lord, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 348): BUZZ-BUZZ of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 326): ANDROMEDA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 321): BIG MAC of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.) (turn 320): QUEEN OF TARTS of MYSTIC ORC FEAST (slugbait, mgr.) BROOMSTICK of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 300): ANASTASIUS of DARQUE AGES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 285): TONG PAK FU of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 279): ELMINSTER of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) (turn 278): APPLESEED of IMPROVED ILLUSION (Phantasm, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 254): B'ZIADUL of WRATHMEN XIV (Kharadmon, mgr.) AFTERSHOCK of SLAMMA JAMMA (Marma Duke, mgr.) ALBUQUERQUE of WESTERN FRONTIER (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 69): MORIS NAHR of MIDDLE WAY 21 (Jorja, mgr.) SPY REPORT Thankyouthankyou. It's great for me, The Unknown Spymaster to be back in DRAGONHEAD. Hope you enjoy the show. Oh, who am I kidding? I already got paid! Take a look at NO OFFENCE INTENDED's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 13 places in the team ranking. Hey everybody, watch out for LEON DURHAM, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing TOO SHORT like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. And falling like a basher in the top ten was TOO SHORT, who dropped 14 points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with LEON DURHAM. What does the Duelmaster and Piltdown Man have in common? They are both the most challenged apes in human history! Heyheyhey! Well here's a duelmaster that doesn't sit back and say 'Challenge me'! LONDON BEEFEATER made a challenge against NAEFAN ORDH this week. Our battling duelmaster LONDON BEEFEATER has managed to hold the title, fending off NAEFAN ORDH's none too subtle advances. Better luck next time, MIDDLE WAY 9. Can you believe they are paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff? But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle! And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't avoid RUSSIAN BIRDS, please raise you hand. Wow. Does DRAGONHEAD really have that many liars? And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BASH BROS HAIRCUT beats feet every time RUSSIAN BIRDS smiles at them. Try farming, eh? Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh? Well, there's the manager of the DRAGONHEAD giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that 'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LONDON BEEFEATER 6238 12 0 0 151 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 9 5 0 157 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) BADGER 6121 10 1 1 122 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -ARAMIS RAMIREZ 5967 14 2 0 118 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) FREDDY GARCIA 5959 14 5 1 115 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) NAEFAN ORDH 6396 32 14 0 110 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) FULCRUM 6122 15 2 0 108 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) LEON DURHAM 6118 16 4 0 99 SUE'S BOYS (670) -SERVED 6540 11 3 1 98 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -HAMMY HAMSTER 5950 15 4 1 97 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -STEVE LAKE 6117 16 3 0 96 SUE'S BOYS (670) CANCELLED APPT 6575 9 6 0 92 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) -FILING FEE 6539 11 2 0 91 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RONARDA SOLA 6461 20 14 2 88 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -BOOGER KING 6588 12 2 0 80 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) TOO SHORT 6578 11 4 2 77 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246 7 1 2 74 MONGREL HORDE (680) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TOP DOG 6249 6 1 0 72 MONGREL HORDE (680) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME FREELOADER 6654 10 5 2 64 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) UNDERDOG 6250 8 0 0 61 MONGREL HORDE (680) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 4 1 0 56 BAD COMBOS (689) CAPICOLLA 6310 5 0 0 52 DELI COUNTER (690) -HAMBURGER HILL 6216 6 4 0 47 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -NOBEL 6379 4 1 0 47 KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703) -UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) BLACK HOLE SUN 6518 8 13 0 45 LHC (705) -CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 9 9 0 40 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248 5 4 1 40 MONGREL HORDE (680) SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 5 2 0 35 MONGREL HORDE (680) VARDON WEISS 6813 6 9 0 34 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHRISTIAN 6200 5 2 1 32 SUE'S BOYS (670) -LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 3 0 0 32 BAD COMBOS (689) BREWER 6807 1 1 0 32 NL CENTRAL (783) -PAY PER SECOND 6542 7 5 0 28 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -MAJOR TOM 6333 3 0 1 28 MORE VODKA (694) SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811 4 12 0 27 LHC (705) -MARK REDMAN 5958 3 2 0 27 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) -TIM SALMON 6290 3 0 0 25 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MARK PRIOR 6114 5 2 0 23 SUE'S BOYS (670) -ANDREW JONES 5965 3 1 1 23 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) ENN 6431 2 0 1 22 KIWI CONNECTION 15 (713) -STINKY 6864 2 0 0 21 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) -POKER FACE 6329 1 0 0 21 TEQUILA (693) -PIRATE 6806 1 0 0 20 NL CENTRAL (783) -ASTRO 6805 1 0 0 20 NL CENTRAL (783) -CRANBY 6376 1 1 0 20 KIWI CONNECTION 8 (703) MERRITT 6365 2 3 0 19 KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701) -BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) TEENA ULRIK 7241 3 8 0 17 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -BEAR 6221 2 0 1 17 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) QUANTUM HICCUP 6789 0 16 0 16 LHC (705) -MERYWIL 6402 2 0 0 15 KIWI CONNECTION 9 (707) -FREDDY FUDPUCKER 6328 1 0 1 14 TEQUILA (693) -STEROID GAMES 6309 1 0 1 14 BAD COMBOS (689) -SID THE SCIENCE KID 7518 1 0 1 14 PBS KIDS (920) -SIG THE IMP 6509 1 0 0 13 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -ARDMORE 6434 1 0 0 13 KIWI CONNECTION 15 (713) RUPERT SAMS 7602 1 1 0 12 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -ANDRE DAWSON 6278 2 2 0 9 SUE'S BOYS (670) -NIGHTSHADE 6508 1 0 0 9 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -WALL PARK 6445 1 0 0 9 KIWI CONNECTION 17 (715) KO 6406 1 1 0 8 KIWI CONNECTION 10 (708) -TUL 6367 0 1 0 7 KIWI CONNECTION 6 (701) -JUMPING BEAN 6325 0 1 0 7 TEQUILA (693) -CUB 6810 0 1 0 7 NL CENTRAL (783) -SHADOW 6505 1 0 0 6 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -WITCHBANE 6507 1 0 0 4 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -FULL AND HEAVY 6861 1 1 0 4 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) -JOHN PATTERSON 5957 0 2 0 2 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) -HAWKSBLADE 6506 0 1 0 1 ASSASINS GUILD (724) -NICK JOHNSON 5968 0 1 0 1 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CARDINAL 7601 0 1 0 1 NL CENTRAL (783) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? ALICE 6392 13 22 0 LHC 705 GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246 255 PETRO QUIRK 7498 0 3 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706 BEAR 6221 254 PERSONAL ADS London Beefeater -- What kind of beer are you eating, anyway? I might try some. -- Naefan Ordh Served -- But not well served. -- Ronarda Sola Houuuuuund Dog -- If you hadn't stopped to howl in the middle of the fight, things might've come out differently. Glad you did and they didn't. -- Vardon Weiss Capicolla -- I knew ordering that was a mistake. I've got a delicate stomach. -- Teena Ulrik Wall Park -- Why can't *I* have luck like that? -- Rupert Sams, rethinking this whole gladiator business Badger -- Nasty animal you are. I refuse to server you again, don't come back to my store! -- Too Short Steve Lake -- Thanks for the final warmup before my next tourney. -- Home of the Slopper Freddy Garcia -- You're a mean one, too. -- Booger King Ronardo Sola -- I'll see you in court! -- Served Crip -- Looks like you did mostly a clean sweep of my fun arena guys. And that is all I have left running this turn. Hopefully will be able to bring a few others back after the tourney. -- Assur LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS LONDON BEEFEATER viciously subdued NAEFAN ORDH in a 2 minute Challenge Title fight. FREELOADER was vanquished by RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle. TOO SHORT was demolished by LEON DURHAM in a 2 minute bloody uneven fight. CANCELLED APPT was devastated by FREDDY GARCIA in a 1 minute one-sided fight. BADGER demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute mismatched competition. FULCRUM bested M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. GONE TOTHE DOGS viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute fight. TOP DOG won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 2 minute duel. UNDERDOG defeated BLACK HOLE SUN in a action packed 1 minute duel. VARDON WEISS was overpowered by TURBULENT BILLIARDS in a 1 minute one-sided fight. CAPICOLLA overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. HOUUUUUUND DOG handily defeated MERRITT in a 1 minute one-sided contest. BREWER subdued TEENA ULRIK in a popular 2 minute bloody brawl. SNOOP DOGGY DOGG viciously subdued QUANTUM HICCUP in a action packed 1 minute fight. SLOW EXPERIMENT bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute expert vs. novice duel. ENN devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. KO was defeated by RUPERT SAMS in a exciting 1 minute novice's bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 7 PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 - 0 100 | |STRIKING ATTACK 7 SLASHING ATTACK 5 - 1 - 1 83 | |LUNGING ATTACK 4 TOTAL PARRY 32 - 11 - 0 74 | |WALL OF STEEL 3 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 19 - 1 70 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 40 - 25 - 3 62 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 13 - 2 61 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 STRIKING ATTACK 53 - 35 - 3 60 | |PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 32 - 22 - 2 59 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 3 - 0 40 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 | Turn 256 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 BASHING ATTACK 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 3 LUNGING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 5 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 3 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME AIMED BLOW LONDON BEEFEATER 6238 12 0 0 151 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) BASHING ATTACK BADGER 6121 10 1 1 122 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) LUNGING ATTACK FREDDY GARCIA 5959 14 5 1 115 NO OFFENCE INTENDED (657) TOTAL PARRY NAEFAN ORDH 6396 32 14 0 110 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) SLASHING ATTACK FULCRUM 6122 15 2 0 108 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) WALL OF STEEL TOO SHORT 6578 11 4 2 77 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) STRIKING ATTACK GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246 7 1 2 74 MONGREL HORDE (680) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is BLACK HOLE SUN 6518. The most popular warrior this turn was TOP DOG 6249. The ten other most popular fighters were BREWER 6807, LONDON BEEFEATER 6238, LEON DURHAM 6118, GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246, TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245, SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811, FREDDY GARCIA 5959, BADGER 6121, and FULCRUM 6122. The least popular fighter this week was QUANTUM HICCUP 6789. The other ten least popular fighters were TEENA ULRIK 7241, MERRITT 6365, VARDON WEISS 6813, CANCELLED APPT 6575, TOO SHORT 6578, FREELOADER 6654, NAEFAN ORDH 6396, RUPERT SAMS 7602, KO 6406, and ENN 6431.