DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 03/21/2013 Duedate: 04/17/2013
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-261
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TOO SHORT
BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
(72-6578) [16-4-2,140]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HOME OF THE SLOPPER ESL
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
(72-6586) [11-5-0,165] (72-6558) [7-0-0,53]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
HOME OF THE SLOPPER PAY PER SECOND
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
(72-6586) [11-5-0,165] (72-6542) [9-5-0,43]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS TREES (871) 34
2. BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 30BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
3. BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876) 29 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) 20
5. BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 20 BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876) 6 0 1 100 1/ 3*BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876) 6 0 1
2/ 2*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 6 0 0 100 2/ 4 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 6 0 0
3/ 5*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 4 0 0 100 3/ 1 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 6 0 0
4/ 4*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879) 3 0 0 100 4/ 5*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 6 0 0
5- 3*BASH BROS HEATHCAR (742) 3 0 0 100 5/ 8*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 4 0 0
6- 6*BB INTERSECTION (896) 2 0 0 100 6/12 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 4 0 0
7/ 9*BASH BROS WINTER (797) 2 0 0 100 7/14*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 4 2 0
8- 8*BASH BROS AIRPLANE (818) 2 0 0 100 8/ 2 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 4 11 0
9/10*B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 11 1 3 91.7 9/15 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 3 0 0
10-12*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 6 1 0 85.7 10/22*BASH BROS TREES (871) 3 1 0
11/18*BASH BROS TREES (871) 5 1 0 83.3 11/ 9*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 3 1 0
12/15 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 30 8 1 78.9 12/16*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879) 2 0 0
13/17 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 20 6 2 76.9 13- 7*BB INTERSECTION (896) 2 0 0
14/19 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 33 11 3 75.0 14/18*B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 2 0 0
15/ 7*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 3 1 0 75.0 15-11*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 2 0 0
16/20 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 38 13 1 74.5 16/21*BASH BROS WINTER (797) 2 0 0
17/22*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 4 2 0 66.7 17-13*BASH BROS AIRPLANE (818) 2 0 0
18/24 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 129 123 4 51.2 18-19*BASH BROS HEATHCAR (742) 1 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/25 LHC (705) 39 118 0 24.8 19/24 LHC (705) 1 5 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 359): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 356): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 354): AWESOME 80'S of NUMBERS GAME (Destitute Noble, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 331): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 291): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 284): JOHN WAYNE of TALL TALES (A-sop, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 261): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 76): BAD BAD BASSO of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 258): GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM (The Mun, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 359): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 356): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 354): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 309): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 331): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 326): BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 306): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 291): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 284): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 260): WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 260): BASH BROS HAIRCUT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 261): BASH BROS SUITCASE (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 76): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 258): CRAZY CREEPS (Consortium, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 353): DRONE-ON of BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
(turn 325): TALKEETNA of ALASKAN PIPELINE (Storm Lord, mgr.)
SCOMSSS'S NIGHTMARE of THE OPERA (Manager, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 259): NAEFAN ORDH of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 074): LIFE SCOUT of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
For some reason, the commission did not print my column last turn. Likely the
messengers went into some bar and drank themselves to death. The column was
submitted, but was lost. And the channel used was one that has been dependable in
the past. Ah well, nothing I can do about it. I managed to subdue Naefan Ordh for a
second turn in a row. Assur says he was surprised and has high hopes for my future.
He says he may even let me fight in the Adepts tourney, since if I survive this
week's fight I will be granted immortality.
So thanks Naefan/Jorja and congrats on your Lord Protector status. I hope to
join you this cycle! I suppose I should also thank Crip for taking his warriors out
of action. I don't see myself as being here against his army of warriors.
In the meantime, my advice is to choose wisely who you let you do your hair. A
bad choice can lead to all sorts of results that may not be desirable.
-- Too Short
SPY REPORT
Greetings, Warriors of DRAGONHEAD. Allow this humble servant Novgorodny Vir to
give you a respite from the fights in the form of this Spyreport. BASH BROS HAIRCUT?
Who? BB DRINK FOUNTAIN is the top team these days, buddies! Managers were muttering
after BASH BROS TREES showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do: 2-0-0 to move up by 12.
Those betting on MIDDLE WAY 9 lost their shirt, as MIDDLE WAY 9 lost their fighting
abilities: 1-4-0. BB DRINK FOUNTAIN posted a nice gain, to come in 1st. Everybody
loves a winner... Practice pays for MORE LEAVES, who pummelled VARDON WEISS, to
pocket 24 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice
more, after losing 18 points to MORE LEAVES. (Discrete enough, VARDON WEISS?)
VENEMOUS CONCUBINE found out that DRAGONHEAD isn't a democracy. You've gotta be the
best to be Duelmaster here! Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD is using psychics to
predict wins. They lead a charmed life!
And how sociable are DRAGONHEAD's warriors? Come, let us see. Perhaps the
warriors of MIDDLE WAY 9 should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided
team... As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BASH BROS FAST FOOD, so
did that sorry team shy from MIDDLE WAY 9 Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and
RONARDA SOLA is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't MIDDLE WAY 9 proud!
As a confidence booster, CANCELLED APPT challenged RONARDA SOLA, down 35 points. Do
you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, CANCELLED APPT? Warriors of
DRAGONHEAD! Do you wish your reputations tainted by the base challenge of CANCELLED
APPT?
Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after
life! Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.
Leave me now, you base fools! More important duties call me. Can anything
compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for DRAGONHEAD? On that giddy note I
take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOO SHORT 6578 16 4 2 140 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 11 5 0 165 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
CANCELLED APPT 6575 13 7 0 125 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
SERVED 6540 13 3 1 107 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
FILING FEE 6539 13 2 0 104 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BOOGER KING 6588 14 2 0 86 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
FREELOADER 6654 14 6 2 85 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
RONARDA SOLA 6461 21 18 2 83 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ESL 6558 7 0 0 53 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
MORE LEAVES 7260 3 0 0 51 BASH BROS TREES (871)
-UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
PAY PER SECOND 6542 9 5 0 43 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-4 HOUR GAMES 6579 3 0 0 37 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
VARDON WEISS 6813 8 12 0 36 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811 5 16 0 31 LHC (705)
SPLINTERS 7299 3 0 0 30 BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879)
TRASH 6840 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
LOUSY MUSIC 7319 2 0 0 27 BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)
CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
NO PRESSURE 7285 2 0 0 27 BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876)
TEENA ULRIK 7241 5 11 0 26 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-MALPRACTICE INS 6602 2 0 0 26 BASH BROS HEATHCARE (742)
BROKEN 7286 2 0 1 24 BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEANING 7588 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
NONSENSE 7320 2 0 0 23 BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 2 1 0 22 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
SHOPPING CART 6836 2 0 0 22 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
ICE 6882 2 0 0 22 BASH BROS WINTER (797)
POTTY BREAK 6838 2 0 0 21 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-ACCIDENT 7384 1 0 0 21 BB INTERSECTION (896)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582 1 0 0 21 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
QUANTUM HICCUP 6789 0 21 0 21 LHC (705)
SPRAYS EVERYWHERE 7287 2 0 0 20 BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
RUPERT SAMS 7602 4 3 0 16 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-MORE DRUGS 6600 1 0 0 16 BASH BROS HEATHCARE (742)
OVERGROWN 7263 2 1 0 15 BASH BROS TREES (871)
-FULL OVERHEAD BIN 6989 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS AIRPLANE (818)
-BLOCKED 7388 1 0 0 15 BB INTERSECTION (896)
-STINKY PASSENGER 6986 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS AIRPLANE (818)
NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026 1 1 0 6 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
FIRE WON'T START 7590 0 2 0 2 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
PURVIS QUAIL 7835 0 1 0 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BLACK HOLE SUN 6518 8 14 0 LHC 705 HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248 257 NOT REVENGED
PERSONAL ADS
Cancelled Appointment -- Yes, you told me it was MOVED, but you didn't say it was
packed up and moved clear out of the country with no forwarding address! -- Ronarda
Sola
Assur -- Thank you. -- Naefan Ordh the surprised and relieved
Cancelled Appt -- In fact, that darned thing isn't just MOVED, it's nomadic! --
Ronarda Sola
Too Short -- Is that what you tried to do to me, make me shorter? Such as by
removing my head, or driving it down between my shoulders? Ouch. -- Naefan Ordh
Ah, a standby and a win! Good. -- Vardon Weiss
ESL -- Could I have those instructions in writing? -- Teena Ulrik
4 Hour Games -- It's too COLD to be out here that long. -- Rupert Sams
Ronardo Sola -- My favorite sparring partner! For you, I keep my appointments! --
Cancelled Appt
Teena -- Can you repeat yourself and speak slowly and try to use easy words? -- ESL
Slow Experiment -- Slow is good. We charge by time spent. -- Pay Per Second
Rupert Sams -- The entire game might be long, but often the entirety of the action is
just a few plays long. -- 4 Hour Games
Quantum Hiccup -- You may beat one of my stable mates, but I was not going to be your
first victory. I have insurance against such things. -- Malpractice Ins
Embezzling Scribe -- Proof that words, especially words without restraint, can be
dangerous. -- Assur
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
CANCELLED APPT devastated RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
TOO SHORT subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute Title melee.
SERVED overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
FILING FEE devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HOME OF THE SLOPPER demolished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute competition.
BOOGER KING defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 2 minute struggle.
FREELOADER overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
VARDON WEISS was overpowered by MORE LEAVES in a 1 minute uneven melee.
PAY PER SECOND won victory over SLOW EXPERIMENT in a 2 minute gruesome duel.
ESL overpowered TEENA ULRIK in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SPLINTERS overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 3 minute one-sided fight.
QUANTUM HICCUP was handily defeated by CLOGGED CHIMNEY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUPERT SAMS subdued FIRE WON'T START in a 1 minute match.
POTTY BREAK devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 2 minute mismatched conflict.
TRASH demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ICE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
NO CARS AVAILABLE was overpowered by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven duel.
SHOPPING CART overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
OVERGROWN devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NO PRESSURE demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
BROKEN overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
SPRAYS EVERYWHERE devastated PURVIS QUAIL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
LOUSY MUSIC overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NONSENSE overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven fray.
CLEANING overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's contest.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 46 - 14 - 0 77 |
|AIMED BLOW 5 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 4 - 1 69 |
|BASHING ATTACK 4 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 25 - 4 66 |
|TOTAL PARRY 3 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 12 - 2 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 BASHING ATTACK 21 - 15 - 1 58 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 3 - 0 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 1 TOTAL PARRY 14 - 12 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 0 AIMED BLOW 28 - 26 - 1 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 - 0 0 |
Turn 261 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 5 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 4 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 0 1 STRIKING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
STRIKING ATTACK 4 - 2 1 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
WALL OF STEEL TOO SHORT 6578 16 4 2 140 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
STRIKING ATTACK HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 11 5 0 165 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
LUNGING ATTACK CANCELLED APPT 6575 13 7 0 125 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
TOTAL PARRY BOOGER KING 6588 14 2 0 86 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
BASHING ATTACK FREELOADER 6654 14 6 2 85 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
AIMED BLOW RONARDA SOLA 6461 21 18 2 83 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586. The most popular warrior
this turn was PAY PER SECOND 6542. The ten other most popular fighters were
CANCELLED APPT 6575, TOO SHORT 6578, SERVED 6540, FILING FEE 6539, HOME OF THE
SLOPPER 6586, BOOGER KING 6588, FREELOADER 6654, MORE LEAVES 7260, ESL 6558, and
SPLINTERS 7299.
The least popular fighter this week was PURVIS QUAIL 7835. The other ten least
popular fighters were NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026, QUANTUM HICCUP 6789, VARDON WEISS 6813,
RONARDA SOLA 6461, NONSENSE 7320, LOUSY MUSIC 7319, BROKEN 7286, POTTY BREAK 6838,
FIRE WON'T START 7590, and TEENA ULRIK 7241.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
TOO SHORT (72-6578) BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)
Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85. If you requested that your team be placed in a
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena. Effective immediately, any
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically
deleted a month after the tournament. If you have questions about any of your teams,
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI