DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 04/18/2013 Duedate: 05/15/2013 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-262 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS CANCELLED APPT BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) (72-6575) [14-7-0,131] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CANCELLED APPT MORE LEAVES BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) BASH BROS TREES (871) (72-6575) [14-7-0,131] (72-7260) [4-0-0,57] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite RONARDA SOLA SERVED MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) BASH BROS LAWYER (730) (72-6461) [21-19-2,84] (72-6540) [14-3-1,116] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS LAWYER (730) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. COWBOY CROONERS (981) 32 2. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 24BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) 3. BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 16 Unchartered Team 4. BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) 16 5. BASH BROS TREES (871) 13BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876) 6 0 1 100 1/ 2 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 9 0 0 2- 2*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 6 0 0 100 2- 1*BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876) 6 0 1 3- 3*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 4 0 0 100 3/ 3 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 6 0 1 4/ 4*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879) 4 0 0 100 4- 4*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 6 0 0 5- 5*BASH BROS HEATHCAR (742) 3 0 0 100 5/ 7*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 6 2 0 6- 6*BB INTERSECTION (896) 2 0 0 100 6/ 6 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 5 0 0 7- 7*BASH BROS WINTER (797) 2 0 0 100 7/10*BASH BROS TREES (871) 5 1 0 8- 8*BASH BROS AIRPLANE (818) 2 0 0 100 8- 5*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 4 0 0 9/ 9*B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 12 1 3 92.3 9/12*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879) 3 0 0 10/11*BASH BROS TREES (871) 7 1 0 87.5 10/14*B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 3 0 0 11-10*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 6 1 0 85.7 11/ 9 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 3 0 0 12/12 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 31 8 1 79.5 12-11*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 3 1 0 13/13 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 21 6 2 77.8 13/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 3 12 0 14/14 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 35 11 4 76.1 14-13*BB INTERSECTION (896) 2 0 0 15/16 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 41 13 1 75.9 15-15*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 2 0 0 16/17*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 6 2 0 75.0 16-16*BASH BROS WINTER (797) 2 0 0 17-15*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 3 1 0 75.0 17-17*BASH BROS AIRPLANE (818) 2 0 0 18/18 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 130 127 4 50.6 18/ 0*COWBOY CROONERS (981) 2 2 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/ 0*COWBOY CROONERS (981) 2 2 0 50.0 19-18*BASH BROS HEATHCAR (742) 1 0 0 20/19 LHC (705) 39 120 0 24.5 20/19 LHC (705) 0 6 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 360): IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 357): THE INFLUENCER of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 355): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 332): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 313): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 307): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 285): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 262): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 77): BAD BAD BASSO of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 259): GABBER KNIGHT of 500 BPM (The Mun, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 360): STEEL PROPHETS (?, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 357): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 355): BAD NEWS BEES (Stinger, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): THE MIDDLE WAY (Jorja, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 332): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 313): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 307): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 285): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 262): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 77): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 259): BAD GUYS et al (Consortium, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 28 MORYA (turn 355): POSTAGE of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 310): MASSEY of KIWI CONNECTION (The Mun, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 327): BLIZZARD of FAST FOOD (Madwand, mgr.) SLUGBAIT of I HATE THEM (Rillion, mgr.) WRATH of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.) (turn 326): SOUTH SPOON of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 312): MOLDAR NAY of MIDDLE WAY 6 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 306): CAUSTIC CROCUS of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 292): HARAZIM KOREH of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 261): SINCEMILLA of WRATHMEN XIV (Khradmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 261): TOO SHORT of BASH BROS HAIR CUT (Assurnasirbanipal) DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. So I'm back from the tourney and now heading to the Dark Arena. Talk about a busy schedule. Assur does have hopes for my future, but it will be awhile before I make my next try in a tourney. In the meantime, it has been a blast. It is quite an honor to graduate at exactly 20 fights. Assur says I'm the best WOS that he has graduated. I hope I can perform in a manner that proves it in the future. The goal is to try and get Cancelled Appt to the throne so he can follow me to the Isle of the Eye this turn. Maybe that will succeed. Maybe not. And my parting words are that while you may think your haircut is too short, it will grow out, so it really is no harm done. -- Too Short SPY REPORT Welcome DRAGONHEAD. I, Olaf Modeen remember this place well. Many the fights have I fought here. The celebrations, the disappointments... Woof! BB DRINK FOUNTAIN were a bunch of dogs after BASH BROS LAWYER got through with 'em! 2nd ain't so sweet as 1st! Phhbltt! Too much drinking and too little dodging gave MIDDLE WAY 9 a 1-4-0! I got a good laugh out of it! Ya gotta be quick on yer feet! Keep your elbow off the table! Thrust! Block out the pain! B B TECH SUPPORT is now ranked 10th with a 1-0-0 turn. It seems so recently people were saying BASH BROS LAWYER was washed up, finished. But 3-0-0 moved them up 1. I guess they're washed no more... What's with PURVIS QUAIL? He actually beat LHC's QUANTUM HICCUP, and walked away with 20 more points from the fight. See how the Duelmaster Dark Arena Challenged DARK ARENA's SHEWISH GIANT? That sort of initiative is how he got where he is now. Try as he might, SHEWISH GIANT wasn't good enough at persuading TOO SHORT to step down from the Duelmaster's throne... Advice to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting! No matter the time or place, men will always duel. DRAGONHEAD thinks MIDDLE WAY 9 and their 130-127-4 is too much! If at first you don't succeed, give up... The bums at BASH BROS FAST FOOD couldn't face the challenges from MIDDLE WAY 9! No excuse for that! What do people see in RONARDA SOLA? Hers 21-19-2? MIDDLE WAY 9 ain't talkin', but she's got 84 points. A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing. Some fighters don't accept this. The best do. Who will dare fight TOO SHORT, after he returned from the Dark Arena? (For the record 17-4-3 is 142, and has he points) How long have I been here? I got people to see, places to go... Well, I'm pretty much through. You guys need to get back practicing. Are you as tired of reading this as I am of writing it? Actually, I guess I'm writing it before you read it. Oh, well. Time for my medication, so I'll leave now. Practice, practice, practice!-- Olaf Modeen DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CANCELLED APPT 6575 14 7 0 131 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 11 5 0 165 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) SERVED 6540 14 3 1 116 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) FILING FEE 6539 14 2 0 109 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) FREELOADER 6654 15 6 2 91 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BOOGER KING 6588 15 2 0 89 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) RONARDA SOLA 6461 21 19 2 84 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MORE LEAVES 7260 4 0 0 57 BASH BROS TREES (871) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ESL 6558 8 0 0 55 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) PAY PER SECOND 6542 10 5 0 45 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) VARDON WEISS 6813 8 13 0 37 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -4 HOUR GAMES 6579 3 0 0 37 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SPLINTERS 7299 4 0 0 33 BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879) CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 3 0 0 33 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811 5 17 0 32 LHC (705) TEENA ULRIK 7241 5 12 0 27 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -LOUSY MUSIC 7319 2 0 0 27 BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) -PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) -TRASH 6840 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) -NO PRESSURE 7285 2 0 0 27 BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876) -MALPRACTICE INS 6602 2 0 0 26 BASH BROS HEATHCARE (742) -BROKEN 7286 2 0 1 24 BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CLEANING 7588 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) -NONSENSE 7320 2 0 0 23 BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) OVERGROWN 7263 3 1 0 22 BASH BROS TREES (871) -OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 2 1 0 22 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) -SHOPPING CART 6836 2 0 0 22 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) -ICE 6882 2 0 0 22 BASH BROS WINTER (797) QUANTUM HICCUP 6789 0 22 0 22 LHC (705) -POTTY BREAK 6838 2 0 0 21 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) -ACCIDENT 7384 1 0 0 21 BB INTERSECTION (896) -BASES LOADED WALK 6582 1 0 0 21 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) PURVIS QUAIL 7835 1 1 0 21 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -SPRAYS EVERYWHERE 7287 2 0 0 20 BB DRINK FOUNTAIN (876) -BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) RUPERT SAMS 7602 4 4 0 17 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -MORE DRUGS 6600 1 0 0 16 BASH BROS HEATHCARE (742) CISCO KID 7840 1 0 0 15 COWBOY CROONERS (981) -FULL OVERHEAD BIN 6989 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS AIRPLANE (818) HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 1 0 0 15 COWBOY CROONERS (981) -BLOCKED 7388 1 0 0 15 BB INTERSECTION (896) -STINKY PASSENGER 6986 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS AIRPLANE (818) FIRE WON'T START 7590 1 2 0 12 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) -NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026 1 1 0 6 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) GENE AUTRY 7838 0 1 0 1 COWBOY CROONERS (981) ROY ROGERS 7836 0 1 0 1 COWBOY CROONERS (981) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PERSONAL ADS Ronarda Sola -- Assur wants me to be the one that faces you, so I get to keep challenging. -- Cancelled Appt Vardon Weiss -- Thanks for the learns. -- More Leaves Slow Experiment -- Too slow to face me. -- Pay Per Second Teena Ulrik -- I'm learn to speak good English. -- ESL Quantum Hiccup -- Doesn't matter what speed or size. When <cut off> All -- Sorry, no personals at all from us today (beyond this, of course). We can't get near the keyboard, it's tied up with other stuff. It's been tied up with other stuff for a LONG time. -- whichever of Jorja's teams is running here. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS TOO SHORT viciously butchered SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. CANCELLED APPT vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven Title battle. SERVED vanquished RONARDA SOLA in a popular 1 minute gory mismatched brawl. FILING FEE demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition. BOOGER KING won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 2 minute master's fight. FREELOADER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided competition. MORE LEAVES handily defeated SLOW EXPERIMENT in a 1 minute uneven melee. VARDON WEISS was viciously subdued by ESL in a 1 minute gory duel. PAY PER SECOND won victory over TEENA ULRIK in a popular 1 minute duel. SPLINTERS defeated RUPERT SAMS in a 2 minute match. CLOGGED CHIMNEY handily defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. QUANTUM HICCUP was demolished by PURVIS QUAIL in a 1 minute mismatched match. OVERGROWN handily defeated GENE AUTRY in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest. FIRE WON'T START devastated ROY ROGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout. CISCO KID vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched bout. HOPALONG CASSIDY vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided fray. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 - 0 100 | |BASHING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 49 - 14 - 0 78 | |STRIKING ATTACK 3 STRIKING ATTACK 48 - 23 - 4 68 | |TOTAL PARRY 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 - 0 67 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 12 - 3 65 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 SLASHING ATTACK 9 - 6 - 1 60 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 BASHING ATTACK 20 - 14 - 1 59 | |PARRY-STRIKE 0 TOTAL PARRY 12 - 11 - 0 52 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 AIMED BLOW 27 - 25 - 1 52 | Turn 262 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 2 5 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW LUNGING ATTACK 6 - 1 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK CANCELLED APPT 6575 14 7 0 131 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) BASHING ATTACK FREELOADER 6654 15 6 2 91 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) TOTAL PARRY BOOGER KING 6588 15 2 0 89 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) AIMED BLOW RONARDA SOLA 6461 21 19 2 84 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is RONARDA SOLA 6461. The most popular warrior this turn was SERVED 6540. The ten other most popular fighters were CANCELLED APPT 6575, PAY PER SECOND 6542, SPLINTERS 7299, FIRE WON'T START 7590, FILING FEE 6539, MORE LEAVES 7260, ESL 6558, RUPERT SAMS 7602, OVERGROWN 7263, and FREELOADER 6654. The least popular fighter this week was QUANTUM HICCUP 6789. The other ten least popular fighters were VARDON WEISS 6813, SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811, RONARDA SOLA 6461, HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839, ROY ROGERS 7836, GENE AUTRY 7838, BOOGER KING 6588, CISCO KID 7840, PURVIS QUAIL 7835, and CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: CANCELLED APPT (72-6575) BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: TOO SHORT (72-6578) BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)