DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/11/2013 Duedate: 08/07/2013 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-265 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS DON CORNBEEFLEON MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) (72-5949) [9-5-1,104] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader DON CORNBEEFLEON BREWER MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) NL CENTRAL (783) (72-5949) [9-5-1,104] (72-6807) [5-1-0,64] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite DON CORNBEEFLEON FATTENING MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) BASH BROS CANDY (806) (72-5949) [9-5-1,104] (72-6926) [5-1-0,47] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS CANDY (806) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. NL CENTRAL (783) 33 2. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 24 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 3. RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 22 Unchartered Team 4. BASH BROS DOG (749) 18 5. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 16 BB CHICK FLICK (923) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 3*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 4 0 0 100 1/ 1*BASH BROS CANDY (806) 7 3 1 2- 4*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747) 3 0 0 100 2/11 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 6 2 0 3- 5*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) 2 0 0 100 3/ 3*BASH BROS PEN (878) 6 3 2 4/ 6 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 15 1 3 93.8 4/ 2 MONGREL HORDE (680) 6 3 1 5/ 7 VEGGIES II (721) 10 1 0 90.9 5/19*NL CENTRAL (783) 6 4 0 6- 8*BASH BROS WELFARE (740) 8 1 0 88.9 6/ 6*BB CHICK FLICK (923) 5 1 1 7-11*BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 7 1 0 87.5 7- 4*BASH BROS WELFARE (740) 5 1 0 8-12*BAD COMBOS (689) 11 2 1 84.6 8/12*BASH BROS TIRES (796) 5 1 0 9/ 1*BB CHICK FLICK (923) 5 1 1 83.3 9- 7*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 4 0 0 10/18*BASH BROS TIRES (796) 5 1 0 83.3 10- 8*BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 4 0 0 11/13*BASH BROS CANDY (806) 16 5 1 76.2 11/10 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 3 0 0 12/14 MONGREL HORDE (680) 44 14 5 75.9 12/ 5 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 3 3 0 13-19 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 35 12 4 74.5 13/ 9*COWBOY CROONERS (981) 3 10 1 14/17 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 29 10 2 74.4 14/20 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 3 12 1 15-20 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 49 17 2 74.2 15-15*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) 2 0 0 16/21 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 44 16 1 73.3 16-16*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747) 2 0 0 17/16 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 22 8 2 73.3 17/25 VEGGIES II (721) 2 1 0 18/ 9*BASH BROS PEN (878) 8 3 2 72.7 18/26 BASH BROS DOG (749) 2 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/22 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 81 31 4 72.3 19/27*BASH BROS BASKETBA (764) 2 1 0 20/23 BASH BROS DOG (749) 7 3 0 70.0 20-22 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 1 0 0 21/26*BASH BROS BASKETBA (764) 2 1 0 66.7 21-23*BAD COMBOS (689) 1 0 0 22-24*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 7 4 0 63.6 22-13*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 1 2 0 23/25*NL CENTRAL (783) 11 8 0 57.9 23/18 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 1 2 0 24/27 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 133 139 5 48.9 24/29 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 1 3 0 25/28*COWBOY CROONERS (981) 5 12 1 29.4 25/28 LHC (705) 0 6 0 26/29 LHC (705) 39 126 0 23.6 26-17 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank TEAM SPOTLIGHT * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * }%|[-----+O+-----]|%{ * ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===--- Duelmasters ----------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 288): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): KITTY of WAY BACK WHEN (Crip, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) Top Teams --------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): ERRATA! (JE, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 288): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.) DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): ROYAL FLUSH et al (Crip, mgr.) Recent Graduates ---------------- DM 8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.) DM 28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.) DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.) DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.) DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.) DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.) DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.) DM 54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.) DM 59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.) DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.) DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.) (turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.) DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.) ROID FLOYD of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.) SPY REPORT I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit the road, Debby Tonte. DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport." Oh, well. I couldn't believe it. Did NL CENTRAL really go up by 14? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! Uncool, BASH BROS FIREPLACE. I mean 0-0-0 is bad. Will they will be allowed to fight? I say use 'em for training practice! Cut this out and put it in your scrapbooks, MEAT YOUR MAKER! 'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up to 2nd! MVP award for BADGER? RUSSIAN BIRDS' proud of it after beating FREELOADER and getting 21 points. Talk about yer major upsets! INK OUT OF STOCK's match with TIM SALMON cost him a loss of 14 points! Like DARK ARENA's SPYMASTER is sweating since he got Dark Arena Challenged by Duelmaster HAMMY HAMSTER! The crowds were amazed this turn, as SPYMASTER killed the Duelmaster, HAMMY HAMSTER, leaving MEAT YOUR MAKER in mourning. DON CORNBEEFLEON gets to be new Duelmaster. But doesn't this mean people might try to kill him, too? Is the Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me! AAARRGH!!! I HATE SPYREPORTING!!! Sorry. I just had to say it. BASH BROS TREES was the most avoided team. Is a 7-1-0 record really that scary? Is there some deep dark secret why MONGREL HORDE's been avoiding BASH BROS TREES so much? Or is it just that they're too scared? Can MIDDLE WAY 9's RONARDA SOLA be more popular than me? She was challenged the most, but is that really the same? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out DON CORNBEEFLEON challenged FILING FEE. After all, haven't MEAT YOUR MAKER and BASH BROS LAWYER had a long standing duel in DRAGONHEAD? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but FILING FEE wants me to write about it since he lost to DON CORNBEEFLEON. Satisfied? Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All DRAGONHEAD ever talks about is fighting! Me, I'm more laid back. Fight, fight, fight. Is that all you guys can do? Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand wash. I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits. Remember you guys, ease up sometimes! Chill out! Later, Debby Tonte DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 9 5 1 104 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LONDON BEEFEATER 6238 14 0 0 191 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -HOCKEY 5461 15 2 0 123 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) -SERVED 6540 14 3 1 116 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -SLO-PITCH 5815 17 1 0 103 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) RUTABAGA 6482 10 1 0 103 VEGGIES II (721) BADGER 6121 12 2 1 101 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 7 1 0 95 BAD COMBOS (689) ESL 6558 11 0 0 92 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TOP DOG 6249 9 2 0 89 MONGREL HORDE (680) RONARDA SOLA 6461 21 22 2 87 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -FULCRUM 6122 15 3 0 85 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) FREELOADER 6654 16 8 2 78 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) FILING FEE 6539 15 4 0 76 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -UNDERDOG 6250 11 0 0 75 MONGREL HORDE (680) HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248 8 5 2 70 MONGREL HORDE (680) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246 8 4 2 70 MONGREL HORDE (680) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HUMPING LEG 6637 7 3 0 64 BASH BROS DOG (749) BREWER 6807 5 1 0 64 NL CENTRAL (783) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 11 9 0 56 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) OUT OF INK 7297 4 0 0 48 BASH BROS PEN (878) FATTENING 6926 5 1 0 47 BASH BROS CANDY (806) TIM SALMON 6290 5 0 0 47 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) PAY PER SECOND 6542 12 6 0 46 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 8 3 1 46 MONGREL HORDE (680) -SOCCER 5459 6 4 1 46 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) -UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) VARDON WEISS 6813 9 15 0 45 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) ASTRO 6805 3 0 0 44 NL CENTRAL (783) -TEMPTATION 6929 4 1 0 43 BASH BROS CANDY (806) -SQUASH 5458 6 4 0 40 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) -DEAD ON FLOOR 6626 3 0 0 37 BASH BROS COCKROACH (747) SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811 5 20 0 35 LHC (705) -WORKING THE SYSTEM 6589 3 0 0 35 BASH BROS WELFARE (740) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -STINKY 6864 4 0 0 33 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) -CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 4 1 0 32 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) -LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 3 0 0 32 BAD COMBOS (689) BALL HOG 6712 2 1 0 32 BASH BROS BASKETBALL (764) TEENA ULRIK 7241 5 15 0 30 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -PAID FOR VACATION 6590 3 0 0 30 BASH BROS WELFARE (740) -MISSING DISLIKE 6849 2 0 0 30 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) RUPERT SAMS 7602 5 6 1 28 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) CLICHE 7533 2 1 0 27 BB CHICK FLICK (923) FLAT 6880 2 1 0 26 BASH BROS TIRES (796) INK OUT OF STOCK 7295 3 1 2 25 BASH BROS PEN (878) NO PLOT 7531 3 0 1 25 BB CHICK FLICK (923) MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 3 0 0 25 BASH BROS TIRES (796) QUANTUM HICCUP 6789 0 25 0 25 LHC (705) CAVITY 6928 2 1 0 24 BASH BROS CANDY (806) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BASEBALL 5460 5 5 1 23 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) PIRATE 6806 2 1 0 23 NL CENTRAL (783) -CLEANING 7588 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) -FULL AND HEAVY 6861 3 1 0 21 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) SUGAR LOW 6930 5 2 1 20 BASH BROS CANDY (806) -NO PRIVACY 6846 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) -BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) PURVIS QUAIL 7835 2 3 0 17 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 2 2 0 17 COWBOY CROONERS (981) -ALONE 7333 2 0 0 17 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885) BEAR 6221 2 3 1 14 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -STEROID GAMES 6309 1 0 1 14 BAD COMBOS (689) CUB 6810 0 3 0 13 NL CENTRAL (783) CARDINAL 7601 1 2 0 9 NL CENTRAL (783) GENE AUTRY 7838 1 3 1 7 COWBOY CROONERS (981) DISCONTINUED INK 7294 1 2 0 7 BASH BROS PEN (878) ROY ROGERS 7836 1 3 0 6 COWBOY CROONERS (981) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? FIRE WON'T START 7590 1 3 0 BASH BROS FIREPL 934 GENE AUTRY 7838 263 PERMANENT DISABI 6592 2 1 0 BASH BROS WELFAR 740 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 264 CISCO KID 7840 1 3 0 COWBOY CROONERS 981 RUPERT SAMS 7602 265 HAMMY HAMSTER 5950 16 5 1 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656 SPYMASTER 265 NONE PERSONAL ADS Our congratulations to Hammy Hamster. The moon is as thin as a raccoon's whisker, and we all know what that means. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way And for the rest... oh-fer. Depressing, but hey. We survived. LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS HAMMY HAMSTER was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight. DON CORNBEEFLEON devastated FILING FEE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel. ESL demolished RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. CHICKEN S#!^ bested FATTENING in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge contest. ASTRO demolished CAVITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. CUB was vanquished by FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. CARDINAL luckily beat ROY ROGERS in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge brawl. RUTABAGA overpowered GONE TOTHE DOGS in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee. HOUUUUUUND DOG slimly lost to M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute gory duel. TOP DOG vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. FREELOADER was overpowered by BADGER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match. BREWER demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match. INK OUT OF STOCK was handily defeated by TIM SALMON in a 1 minute one-sided contest. SNOOP DOGGY DOGG was demolished by HUMPING LEG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. SLOW EXPERIMENT was overcome by PAY PER SECOND in a 2 minute conflict. OUT OF INK savagely defeated TEENA ULRIK in a popular 3 minute bloody duel. VARDON WEISS won victory over CLICHE in a exciting 6 minute fray. QUANTUM HICCUP was devastated by BALL HOG in a 1 minute mismatched brawl. PIRATE overpowered GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout. BEAR was narrowly defeated by SUGAR LOW in a 3 minute match. RUPERT SAMS assassinated CISCO KID in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict. HOPALONG CASSIDY beat DISCONTINUED INK in a 3 minute gruesome fight. NO PLOT luckily beat PURVIS QUAIL in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's bout. MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |STRIKING ATTACK 12 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 0 - 0 100 | |LUNGING ATTACK 10 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 0 - 0 100 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 55 - 17 - 2 76 | |AIMED BLOW 5 BASHING ATTACK 27 - 14 - 4 66 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 STRIKING ATTACK 53 - 31 - 1 63 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 TOTAL PARRY 10 - 6 - 0 63 | |PARRY-LUNGE 1 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 12 - 2 61 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 2 - 0 50 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 8 - 9 - 1 47 | |TOTAL PARRY 1 AIMED BLOW 21 - 26 - 0 45 | Turn 265 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-LUNGE 1 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 4 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 4 3 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW TOTAL PARRY 1 - 0 1 TOTAL PARRY STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 BASHING ATTACK 3 - 3 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 9 5 1 104 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) BASHING ATTACK BADGER 6121 12 2 1 101 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) LUNGING ATTACK ESL 6558 11 0 0 92 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) WALL OF STEEL CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 11 9 0 56 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) PARRY-RIPOSTE TIM SALMON 6290 5 0 0 47 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949. The most popular warrior this turn was FATTENING 6926. The ten other most popular fighters were OUT OF INK 7297, VARDON WEISS 6813, DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949, ROY ROGERS 7836, HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248, SUGAR LOW 6930, PURVIS QUAIL 7835, RUTABAGA 6482, BADGER 6121, and PAY PER SECOND 6542. The least popular fighter this week was GENE AUTRY 7838. The other ten least popular fighters were QUANTUM HICCUP 6789, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245, INK OUT OF STOCK 7295, CUB 6810, CAVITY 6928, RONARDA SOLA 6461, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, BEAR 6221, CLICHE 7533, and HUMPING LEG 6637. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: HAMMY HAMSTER (72-5950) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA! Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 17-19, 2014. It will be held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as last year by popular request. Room rates are $145.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet. There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, and pool. The rooms are blocked--code RSI--please make your reservation by December 15 before the block is released! (This is prime season for Phoenix, and people have been unable to book rooms because they waited too long.) Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December. We hope you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!