DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/11/2013    Duedate: 08/07/2013

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-265

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

DON CORNBEEFLEON
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-5949) [9-5-1,104]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

DON CORNBEEFLEON               BREWER
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)          NL CENTRAL (783)
(72-5949) [9-5-1,104]          (72-6807) [5-1-0,64]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

DON CORNBEEFLEON               FATTENING
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)          BASH BROS CANDY (806)
(72-5949) [9-5-1,104]          (72-6926) [5-1-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS CANDY (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NL CENTRAL (783)            33
2. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)       24      B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
3. RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)         22      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS DOG (749)         18
5. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)          16      BB CHICK FLICK (923)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)   4   0  0  100   1/ 1*BASH BROS CANDY (806)     7  3 1
 2- 4*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747)   3   0  0  100   2/11 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     6  2 0
 3- 5*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)   2   0  0  100   3/ 3*BASH BROS PEN (878)       6  3 2
 4/ 6 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    15   1  3 93.8   4/ 2 MONGREL HORDE (680)       6  3 1
 5/ 7 VEGGIES II (721)          10   1  0 90.9   5/19*NL CENTRAL (783)          6  4 0
 6- 8*BASH BROS WELFARE (740)    8   1  0 88.9   6/ 6*BB CHICK FLICK (923)      5  1 1
 7-11*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)     7   1  0 87.5   7- 4*BASH BROS WELFARE (740)   5  1 0
 8-12*BAD COMBOS (689)          11   2  1 84.6   8/12*BASH BROS TIRES (796)     5  1 0
 9/ 1*BB CHICK FLICK (923)       5   1  1 83.3   9- 7*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  4  0 0
10/18*BASH BROS TIRES (796)      5   1  0 83.3  10- 8*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    4  0 0
11/13*BASH BROS CANDY (806)     16   5  1 76.2  11/10 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    3  0 0
12/14 MONGREL HORDE (680)       44  14  5 75.9  12/ 5 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    3  3 0
13-19 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   35  12  4 74.5  13/ 9*COWBOY CROONERS (981)     3 10 1
14/17 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       29  10  2 74.4  14/20 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        3 12 1
15-20 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   49  17  2 74.2  15-15*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  2  0 0
16/21 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    44  16  1 73.3  16-16*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747)  2  0 0
17/16 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    22   8  2 73.3  17/25 VEGGIES II (721)          2  1 0
18/ 9*BASH BROS PEN (878)        8   3  2 72.7  18/26 BASH BROS DOG (749)       2  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     81  31  4 72.3  19/27*BASH BROS BASKETBA (764)  2  1 0
20/23 BASH BROS DOG (749)        7   3  0 70.0  20-22 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   1  0 0
21/26*BASH BROS BASKETBA (764)   2   1  0 66.7  21-23*BAD COMBOS (689)          1  0 0
22-24*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)   7   4  0 63.6  22-13*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  1  2 0
23/25*NL CENTRAL (783)          11   8  0 57.9  23/18 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    1  2 0
24/27 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       133 139  5 48.9  24/29 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       1  3 0
25/28*COWBOY CROONERS (981)      5  12  1 29.4  25/28 LHC (705)                 0  6 0
26/29 LHC (705)                 39 126  0 23.6  26-17 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DESSLOCK CAIN of STEEL WOLVES 2 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 288): CHAGUA KORBIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): KITTY of WAY BACK WHEN (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 362): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 314): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 335): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): ERRATA! (JE, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 317): LIFE IMAPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 310): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 288): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 264): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): THE FLYING FISH (?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 80): PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 262): ROYAL FLUSH et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 313): DUCK A L'ORANGE of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 329): FRASIER of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 316): 4-H of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 309): GLOATING GARDENIA of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
               (turn 294): DIAN WEI of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 287): COCO NUTTAL of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
              (turn 286): DILLIS RHIN of ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                (turn 264): MRALISSA LOON of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 79): STEAL HOME of BAD SIGNS (Crip, mgr.)
                              ROID FLOYD of PUNY ORC PELOTON (slugbait, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  I couldn't believe 
it.  Did NL CENTRAL really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have so may 
missing teeth...  Gross!  Uncool, BASH BROS FIREPLACE.  I mean 0-0-0 is bad.  Will 
they will be allowed to fight?  I say use 'em for training practice!  Cut this out 
and put it in your scrapbooks, MEAT YOUR MAKER!  'Cause they got 3-1-0 and moved up 
to 2nd!  MVP award for BADGER?  RUSSIAN BIRDS' proud of it after beating FREELOADER 
and getting 21 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  INK OUT OF STOCK's match with 
TIM SALMON cost him a loss of 14 points!  Like DARK ARENA's SPYMASTER is sweating 
since he got Dark Arena Challenged by Duelmaster HAMMY HAMSTER!  The crowds were 
amazed this turn, as SPYMASTER killed the Duelmaster, HAMMY HAMSTER, leaving MEAT 
YOUR MAKER in mourning.  DON CORNBEEFLEON gets to be new Duelmaster.  But doesn't 
this mean people might try to kill him, too?  Is the Duelmaster really being a real 
snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     AAARRGH!!!  I HATE SPYREPORTING!!!  Sorry.  I just had to say it.  BASH BROS 
TREES was the most avoided team.  Is a 7-1-0 record really that scary?  Is there some 
deep dark secret why MONGREL HORDE's been avoiding BASH BROS TREES so much?  Or is it 
just that they're too scared?  Can MIDDLE WAY 9's RONARDA SOLA be more popular than 
me?  She was challenged the most, but is that really the same?  For sure, I was 
holding my breath when I found out DON CORNBEEFLEON challenged FILING FEE.  After 
all, haven't MEAT YOUR MAKER and BASH BROS LAWYER had a long standing duel in 
DRAGONHEAD?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but FILING FEE wants me to 
write about it since he lost to DON CORNBEEFLEON.  Satisfied?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DRAGONHEAD ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it quits.  Remember 
you guys, ease up sometimes!  Chill out!  Later, Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949         9   5  1   104       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONDON BEEFEATER 6238        14   0  0   191       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-HOCKEY 5461                  15   2  0   123       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-SERVED 6540                  14   3  1   116       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-SLO-PITCH 5815               17   1  0   103       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 RUTABAGA 6482                10   1  0   103       VEGGIES II (721)
 BADGER 6121                  12   2  1   101       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306      7   1  0    95       BAD COMBOS (689)
 ESL 6558                     11   0  0    92       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOP DOG 6249                  9   2  0    89       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 RONARDA SOLA 6461            21  22  2    87       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-FULCRUM 6122                 15   3  0    85       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 FREELOADER 6654              16   8  2    78       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 FILING FEE 6539              15   4  0    76       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-UNDERDOG 6250                11   0  0    75       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248           8   5  2    70       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246          8   4  2    70       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HUMPING LEG 6637              7   3  0    64       BASH BROS DOG (749)
 BREWER 6807                   5   1  0    64       NL CENTRAL (783)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            11   9  0    56       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 OUT OF INK 7297               4   0  0    48       BASH BROS PEN (878)
 FATTENING 6926                5   1  0    47       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 TIM SALMON 6290               5   0  0    47       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          12   6  0    46       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245         8   3  1    46       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-SOCCER 5459                   6   4  1    46       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 VARDON WEISS 6813             9  15  0    45       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 ASTRO 6805                    3   0  0    44       NL CENTRAL (783)
-TEMPTATION 6929               4   1  0    43       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-SQUASH 5458                   6   4  0    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-DEAD ON FLOOR 6626            3   0  0    37       BASH BROS COCKROACH (747)
 SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811          5  20  0    35       LHC (705)
-WORKING THE SYSTEM 6589       3   0  0    35       BASH BROS WELFARE (740)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STINKY 6864                   4   0  0    33       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589          4   1  0    32       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       3   0  0    32       BAD COMBOS (689)
 BALL HOG 6712                 2   1  0    32       BASH BROS BASKETBALL (764)
 TEENA ULRIK 7241              5  15  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-PAID FOR VACATION 6590        3   0  0    30       BASH BROS WELFARE (740)
-MISSING DISLIKE 6849          2   0  0    30       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
 RUPERT SAMS 7602              5   6  1    28       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 CLICHE 7533                   2   1  0    27       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 FLAT 6880                     2   1  0    26       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 INK OUT OF STOCK 7295         3   1  2    25       BASH BROS PEN (878)
 NO PLOT 7531                  3   0  1    25       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876          3   0  0    25       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 QUANTUM HICCUP 6789           0  25  0    25       LHC (705)
 CAVITY 6928                   2   1  0    24       BASH BROS CANDY (806)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BASEBALL 5460                 5   5  1    23       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 PIRATE 6806                   2   1  0    23       NL CENTRAL (783)
-CLEANING 7588                 2   0  0    23       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-FULL AND HEAVY 6861           3   1  0    21       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 SUGAR LOW 6930                5   2  1    20       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-NO PRIVACY 6846               2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655        2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835             2   3  0    17       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839         2   2  0    17       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-ALONE 7333                    2   0  0    17       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
 BEAR 6221                     2   3  1    14       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-STEROID GAMES 6309            1   0  1    14       BAD COMBOS (689)
 CUB 6810                      0   3  0    13       NL CENTRAL (783)
 CARDINAL 7601                 1   2  0     9       NL CENTRAL (783)
 GENE AUTRY 7838               1   3  1     7       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 DISCONTINUED INK 7294         1   2  0     7       BASH BROS PEN (878)
 ROY ROGERS 7836               1   3  0     6       COWBOY CROONERS (981)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FIRE WON'T START 7590   1  3 0 BASH BROS FIREPL 934 GENE AUTRY 7838       263   
PERMANENT DISABI 6592   2  1 0 BASH BROS WELFAR 740 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 264   
CISCO KID 7840          1  3 0 COWBOY CROONERS 981  RUPERT SAMS 7602      265   
HAMMY HAMSTER 5950     16  5 1 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656  SPYMASTER             265  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Our congratulations to Hammy Hamster.  The moon is as thin as a raccoon's whisker,
and we all know what that means. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way

And for the rest... oh-fer.  Depressing, but hey.  We survived.

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

HAMMY HAMSTER was dealt death by SPYMASTER in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
DON CORNBEEFLEON devastated FILING FEE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge Title duel.
ESL demolished RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CHICKEN S#!^ bested FATTENING in a popular 3 minute gory Challenge contest.
ASTRO demolished CAVITY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
CUB was vanquished by FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
CARDINAL luckily beat ROY ROGERS in a 3 minute amateur's Challenge brawl.
RUTABAGA overpowered GONE TOTHE DOGS in a action packed 1 minute uneven melee.
HOUUUUUUND DOG slimly lost to M. CHARDINEE in a 3 minute gory duel.
TOP DOG vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FREELOADER was overpowered by BADGER in a popular 1 minute gory uneven match.
BREWER demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
INK OUT OF STOCK was handily defeated by TIM SALMON in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG was demolished by HUMPING LEG in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
SLOW EXPERIMENT was overcome by PAY PER SECOND in a 2 minute conflict.
OUT OF INK savagely defeated TEENA ULRIK in a popular 3 minute bloody duel.
VARDON WEISS won victory over CLICHE in a exciting 6 minute fray.
QUANTUM HICCUP was devastated by BALL HOG in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
PIRATE overpowered GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
BEAR was narrowly defeated by SUGAR LOW in a 3 minute match.
RUPERT SAMS assassinated CISCO KID in a 2 minute bloody mismatched conflict.
HOPALONG CASSIDY beat DISCONTINUED INK in a 3 minute gruesome fight.
NO PLOT luckily beat PURVIS QUAIL in a 3 minute gruesome beginner's bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  10         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   0 -  0     100  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  17 -  2      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  14 -  4      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  31 -  1      63  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         TOTAL PARRY       10 -   6 -  0      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  12 -  2      61  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   2 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    8 -   9 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        21 -  26 -  0      45  |

Turn 265 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        1 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     4 -  6         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  4         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  3     
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949       9   5  1  104 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
BASHING ATTACK   BADGER 6121                12   2  1  101 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
LUNGING ATTACK   ESL 6558                   11   0  0   92 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
WALL OF STEEL    CHICKEN S#!^ 5952          11   9  0   56 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIM SALMON 6290             5   0  0   47 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was FATTENING 6926.  The ten other most popular fighters were OUT OF INK 
7297, VARDON WEISS 6813, DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949, ROY ROGERS 7836, HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248, 
SUGAR LOW 6930, PURVIS QUAIL 7835, RUTABAGA 6482, BADGER 6121, and PAY PER SECOND 
6542.

The least popular fighter this week was GENE AUTRY 7838.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were QUANTUM HICCUP 6789, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245, INK OUT OF STOCK 7295, CUB 
6810, CAVITY 6928, RONARDA SOLA 6461, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, BEAR 6221, CLICHE 7533, 
and HUMPING LEG 6637.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

HAMMY HAMSTER (72-5950) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, census forms will be provided for warriors by request only, effective 
immediately.  Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by 
simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  
For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission. 

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looking forward to it and that we will see you there!