DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/08/2013    Duedate: 09/04/2013

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-266

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

RUTABAGA
VEGGIES II (721)
(72-6482) [11-1-0,115]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

RUTABAGA                       BREWER
VEGGIES II (721)               NL CENTRAL (783)
(72-6482) [11-1-0,115]         (72-6807) [5-2-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

RONARDA SOLA                   TAX PENALTY
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)             BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
(72-6461) [22-22-2,100]        (72-7311) [0-1-0,1]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

NL CENTRAL (783)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. NL CENTRAL (783)            38
2. BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)    34      VEGGIES II (721)
3. BB REALITY SHOW (824)       33      Unchartered Team
4. LHC (705)                   24
5. BASH BROS CANDY (806)       23      BASH BROS CANDY (806)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)   4   0  0  100   1/ 5*NL CENTRAL (783)         10  5 0
 2- 2*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747)   3   0  0  100   2/ 2 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     7  4 0
 3- 3*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)   2   0  0  100   3- 4 MONGREL HORDE (680)       6  3 1
 4- 4 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    15   1  3 93.8   4/ 8*BASH BROS TIRES (796)     5  1 0
 5/ 5 VEGGIES II (721)          11   1  0 91.7   5/ 1*BASH BROS CANDY (806)     5  3 0
 6- 6*BASH BROS WELFARE (740)    8   1  0 88.9   6- 3*BASH BROS PEN (878)       4  2 1
 7- 7*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)     7   1  0 87.5   7/ 6*BB CHICK FLICK (923)      4  2 0
 8/11*BASH BROS CANDY (806)     18   5  1 78.3   8/14 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        4 11 1
 9-12 MONGREL HORDE (680)       44  14  5 75.9   9-11 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    2  0 0
10/14 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       30  10  2 75.0  10- 9*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  2  0 0
11/ 8 BAD COMBOS (689)          12   4  1 75.0  11-10*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    2  0 0
12/ 9*BB CHICK FLICK (923)       6   2  1 75.0  12/ 0*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  2  1 0
13/10*BASH BROS TIRES (796)      6   2  0 75.0  13/17 VEGGIES II (721)          2  1 0
14-15 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   49  17  2 74.2  14- 7*BASH BROS WELFARE (740)   2  1 0
15/17 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    23   8  2 74.2  15/23 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    2  1 0
16-16 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    44  16  1 73.3  16/ 0*BB REALITY SHOW (824)     2  1 0
17-18*BASH BROS PEN (878)        8   3  2 72.7  17/21 BAD COMBOS (689)          2  2 0
18/19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     82  33  4 71.3  18/24 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       2  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*MORE VODKA (694)           6   3  1 66.7  19-15*BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)  1  0 0
20/ 0*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)   2   1  0 66.7  20-20 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   1  0 0
21/ 0*BB REALITY SHOW (824)      2   1  0 66.7  21-16*BASH BROS COCKROAC (747)  1  0 0
22-21*BASH BROS BASKETBA (764)   2   1  0 66.7  22-19*BASH BROS BASKETBA (764)  1  1 0
23-22*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)   7   4  0 63.6  23/18 BASH BROS DOG (749)       1  2 0
24/20 BASH BROS DOG (749)        7   4  0 63.6  24-12 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    1  3 0
25/23*NL CENTRAL (783)          15   9  0 62.5  25/25 LHC (705)                 1  5 0
26/24 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       135 142  5 48.7  26/13*COWBOY CROONERS (981)     1 10 0
27/25*COWBOY CROONERS (981)      5  15  1 25.0  27/ 0*MORE VODKA (694)          0  2 0
28/26 LHC (705)                 40 127  0 24.0  28/ 0*ONE LETTER OFF (917)      0  1 0
29/ 0*ONE LETTER OFF (917)       0   1  0  0.0  29-22*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 361): TALISMAN of MAGICAL MADNESS (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): PEKING DUCK of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LEGION of LUROCIAN DEVILS (The Greek Guy, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): C IS FOR COOKIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): DESERT PEARL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): DAN CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 266): R.S.I. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip?, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 361): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 315): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 331): LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 318): OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 311): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 296): STEEL WOLVES 5 (Lobo, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 289): BEATRICE (Dante, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 265): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 266): WORLD WIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 81): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 263): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 364): URA GONER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
                           IMA SLAYER of YOU PAY I SLAY (Khisanth, mgr.)
               (turn 363): ALAMO of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 360): CAPEX of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 359): THRALL of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
                   (turn 358): KATANA of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 336): ROSELYN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 330): RAVAGE of OBSIDIAN ORDER (Skaven, mgr.)
                               NO BATHROOM of BASH BROS PARK (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 295): WORZEEL of TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 265): SEAM of ARENAS III (Khradmon, mgr.)
                             BROWN EYED SUSAN of NEW YORK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 264): HAMMY HAMSTER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 265): FRISBEE of FOUND IN THE SAND (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     The sages err'd not in their foretelling of a god descending upon DRAGONHEAD, 
for I, Novgorodny Vir, have returned!  The boys at BASH BROS CANDY left the arena 
dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by NL CENTRAL.  Good show!  Rumor 
has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of COWBOY CROONERS.  Note their drop 
in the rankings from 13th to 26th.  Watch out!!!  What's a move up by 8 you ask?  
(alright, maybe you didn't ask)  Cause for celebration, according to BASH BROS 
FRIEND.  Say what you will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but NL CENTRAL will 
tell you 15-9-0 is nothing to laugh at...  The boys at BB REALITY SHOW are walking 
tall, as they are ranked 16th on their first try!  Going for the Duelmaster soon?  I 
doubt many are quaking in their boots, but BASH BROS MARRIAGE comes out of nowhere to 
get 2-1-0.  What does the future hold?  Watch this space...  LHC had cause to 
celebrate, after SLOW EXPERIMENT got 23 points by beating HUMPING LEG.  HUMPING LEG 
certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to SLOW EXPERIMENT and 
losing 19 points in the process!  In DRAGONHEAD, nothing is permanent (except Death), 
and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, RUTABAGA.  So who's the team that's been 
walking into taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in BASH BROS PEN are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As 
a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of NL CENTRAL, so did that sorry team 
shy from BASH BROS PEN Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and HUMPING LEG is it 
right now.  Most challenged warrior.  Isn't BASH BROS DOG proud!   
     Ah, the duel!  The roar of the oppenent, the smell of the crowd!  Questions are 
being raised about the disposing of severed body parts in the arena.  A certain 
tavern in DRAGONHEAD would I avoid!   
     All good things must come to an end.  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond 
my control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an 
overtaxed simile, I now bid DRAGONHEAD farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUTABAGA 6482                11   1  0   115       VEGGIES II (721)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LONDON BEEFEATER 6238        14   0  0   191       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-HOCKEY 5461                  15   2  0   123       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-SERVED 6540                  14   3  1   116       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-SLO-PITCH 5815               17   1  0   103       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-BADGER 6121                  12   2  1   101       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 RONARDA SOLA 6461            22  22  2   100       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949         9   6  1    93       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-ESL 6558                     11   0  0    92       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOP DOG 6249                  9   2  0    89       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306      7   2  0    86       BAD COMBOS (689)
-FULCRUM 6122                 15   3  0    85       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 FREELOADER 6654              17   8  2    82       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
-FILING FEE 6539              15   4  0    76       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-UNDERDOG 6250                11   0  0    75       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248           8   5  2    70       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-GONE TOTHE DOGS 6246          8   4  2    70       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BREWER 6807                   5   2  0    66       NL CENTRAL (783)
 FATTENING 6926                6   1  0    61       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            12   9  0    58       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 SLOW EXPERIMENT 6811          6  20  0    58       LHC (705)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASTRO 6805                    4   0  0    56       NL CENTRAL (783)
-OUT OF INK 7297               4   0  0    48       BASH BROS PEN (878)
 CLICHE 7533                   3   1  0    48       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
-PAY PER SECOND 6542          12   6  0    46       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245         8   3  1    46       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-SOCCER 5459                   6   4  1    46       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 HUMPING LEG 6637              7   4  0    45       BASH BROS DOG (749)
 VARDON WEISS 6813             9  16  0    43       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-TEMPTATION 6929               4   1  0    43       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-SQUASH 5458                   6   4  0    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 TEENA ULRIK 7241              6  15  0    38       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 TIM SALMON 6290               5   1  0    38       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 FLAT 6880                     3   1  0    38       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-DEAD ON FLOOR 6626            3   0  0    37       BASH BROS COCKROACH (747)
 MAJOR TOM 6333                5   1  1    35       MORE VODKA (694)
-WORKING THE SYSTEM 6589       3   0  0    35       BASH BROS WELFARE (740)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STINKY 6864                   4   0  0    33       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589          4   1  0    32       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876          3   1  0    32       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-BALL HOG 6712                 2   1  0    32       BASH BROS BASKETBALL (764)
-PAID FOR VACATION 6590        3   0  0    30       BASH BROS WELFARE (740)
 PIRATE 6806                   3   1  0    30       NL CENTRAL (783)
-MISSING DISLIKE 6849          2   0  0    30       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
 SUGAR LOW 6930                6   2  1    29       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       3   1  0    28       BAD COMBOS (689)
 CUB 6810                      1   3  0    27       NL CENTRAL (783)
 QUANTUM HICCUP 6789           0  26  0    26       LHC (705)
-INK OUT OF STOCK 7295         3   1  2    25       BASH BROS PEN (878)
-CAVITY 6928                   2   1  0    24       BASH BROS CANDY (806)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BASEBALL 5460                 5   5  1    23       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 RUPERT SAMS 7602              5   7  1    23       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-CLEANING 7588                 2   0  0    23       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 BEAR 6221                     3   3  1    22       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-FULL AND HEAVY 6861           3   1  0    21       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 ARRANGED 7312                 1   0  0    19       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
-NO PRIVACY 6846               2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655        2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839         2   3  0    17       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-ALONE 7333                    2   0  0    17       BASH BROS BIRTHDAY (885)
 UNREALITY 7016                1   0  0    17       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 HINT OF SLIME 7503            0   1  0    15       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
 NO PLOT 7531                  3   1  1    14       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
-STEROID GAMES 6309            1   0  1    14       BAD COMBOS (689)
 CONVENIENCE 7310              1   0  0    14       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 CARDINAL 7601                 2   2  0    12       NL CENTRAL (783)
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835             2   4  0    11       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
 STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        1   0  0     9       BB REALITY SHOW (824)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENE AUTRY 7838               1   4  1     8       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 ROY ROGERS 7836               1   4  0     7       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-DISCONTINUED INK 7294         1   2  0     7       BASH BROS PEN (878)
 TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 AGENT ORANGE 7499             0   1  0     7       MORE VODKA (694)
 TAX PENALTY 7311              0   1  0     1       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FIRE WON'T START 7590   1  3 0 BASH BROS FIREPL 934 GENE AUTRY 7838       263   
PERMANENT DISABI 6592   2  1 0 BASH BROS WELFAR 740 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 264   
CISCO KID 7840          1  3 0 COWBOY CROONERS 981  RUPERT SAMS 7602      265   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

The moon is, once again, so thin it's almost invisible, BUT!  Venus is way out there
being a bright evening star!

Two-three-one, not good.  My apologies, in a way, to the Cisco Kid.  If I'd been
trying to kill him, that would've been one thing, but I was just trying to get
through the day and make it home.  So, in so far as it can be, that was not a
personal kill, Cisco. -- Rupert Sams

Apparently my ads were lost last turn.  Hopefully they don't print this turn.  That
would make my writing double embarrassing -- Assur

Don Cornbeefleon -- You're not exactly inspiring confidence in my ability to wow
Assur in my Champs run.  Luckily I'll be immortal for that run, so Assur will run me
regardless. -- Filing Fee

Ronarda Sola -- Thanks for all the practice, dummy.  I leave you with a friend you
might be better off without. -- ESL

Chicken S#!^ -- Candy is much better. -- Fattening

Astro -- You do much better on the sands than out in the field. -- Cavity

Cub -- You are as bad on the sands as you are on the field. -- Flat

Gone ToThe Dogs -- And Rutabaga

Badger -- Nice house.  Can I stay in it for a few days? -- Freeloader

Tim Salmon -- My weapon of choice is worthless without ink. -- Ink Out of Stock

Snoop -- You liked that, huh? -- Humping Leg

Teena Ulrik -- Luckily, I had a backup pencil. -- Out of Ink

Vardon Weiss -- Ouch, that hurt.

Slow Experiment -- When you pay per second, slow is very good for me. -- Pay Per
Second

Quantum Hiccup -- Number 25!  Nice show.  The record is 72. -- Ball Hog

Bear -- Good thing I caught you before my high wore off. -- Sugar Low

Hopalong Cassidy -- I've been discontinued!  I'm surprised Assur even keeps me
around. -- Discontinued Ink

Purvis Quail -- No need for a plot!  Just bring out beauties and meaningless
dialogue. -- No Plot

Wow -- It is nice having Crip here, even if it does mean lots of beatings.  Only one
NPC for the Bash Brothers! -- Assur

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BREWER was unbelievably bested by FREELOADER in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
ASTRO demolished VARDON WEISS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
PIRATE savagely defeated QUANTUM HICCUP in a 1 minute bloody Challenge duel.
BEAR slimly won victory over PURVIS QUAIL in a 4 minute gory Challenge fight.
DON CORNBEEFLEON was demolished by RUTABAGA in a 1 minute Title competition.
TURBULENT BILLIARDS was unbelievably bested by RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute fight.
HUMPING LEG slimly lost to SLOW EXPERIMENT in a 2 minute competition.
CHICKEN S#!^ defeated MR RIGHT HANDED in a action packed 4 minute uneven melee.
TIM SALMON was vanquished by FATTENING in a action packed 1 minute one-sided duel.
MAJOR TOM lost to CLICHE in a popular 2 minute fight.
LAWN DART CATCHING was beaten by TEENA ULRIK in a 1 minute melee.
FLAT overpowered RUPERT SAMS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NO PLOT was savagely defeated by CUB in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody competition.
SUGAR LOW demolished HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ROY ROGERS was beaten by STUPID CONTESTANT in a popular 1 minute amateur's conflict.
GENE AUTRY was vanquished by CONVENIENCE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
CARDINAL won victory over TAX PENALTY in a crowd pleasing 6 minute novice's fray.
PRIMUS BASHER devastated TERRIBLE HOST in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
AGENT ORANGE was overpowered by ARRANGED in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HINT OF SLIME was narrowly defeated by UNREALITY in a popular 3 minute bloody match.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-STRIKE       4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   1 -  0      80  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  20 -  2      73  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         BASHING ATTACK    29 -  13 -  4      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY       11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  13 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  36 -  1      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      1         AIMED BLOW        21 -  24 -  0      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-LUNGE        2 -   3 -  0      40  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK    6 -  11 -  1      35  |

Turn 266 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         5 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0     STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  8         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     3 -  1     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  1         2  AIMED BLOW     
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  RUTABAGA 6482              11   1  0  115 VEGGIES II (721)
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            17   8  2   82 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
WALL OF STEEL    CHICKEN S#!^ 5952          12   9  0   58 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       CLICHE 7533                 3   1  0   48 BB CHICK FLICK (923)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIM SALMON 6290             5   1  0   38 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is RONARDA SOLA 6461.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was TAX PENALTY 7311.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAJOR TOM 6333, 
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, CLICHE 7533, UNREALITY 7016, PURVIS QUAIL 7835, HUMPING LEG 
6637, CUB 6810, BREWER 6807, FATTENING 6926, and STUPID CONTESTANT 7018.

The least popular fighter this week was AGENT ORANGE 7499.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were TERRIBLE HOST 7019, CARDINAL 7601, GENE AUTRY 7838, NO PLOT 
7531, RUPERT SAMS 7602, TIM SALMON 6290, DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949, QUANTUM HICCUP 6789, 
VARDON WEISS 6813, and CONVENIENCE 7310.