DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 11/28/2013 Duedate: 12/25/2013
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-270
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
POSITION IS EMPTY
Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader
POSITION IS EMPTY FLAT
BASH BROS TIRES (796)
(72-6880) [6-2-0,58]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
RONARDA SOLA GENE AUTRY
MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) COWBOY CROONERS (981)
(72-6461) [22-26-2,94] (72-7838) [3-6-1,33]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 45
2. DEADLY RAGE (158) 20 BAD COMBOS (689)
3. COWBOY CROONERS (981) 15 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 11
5. MORE VODKA (694) 10 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 2 BAD COMBOS (689) 20 5 1 80.0 1/ 1 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 9 4 0
2- 3 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 32 10 2 76.2 2/ 2 BAD COMBOS (689) 6 1 0
3/ 4 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 26 9 2 74.3 3/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 5 10 0
4/ 0 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 44 17 1 72.1 4/ 4*BASH BROS TIRES (796) 3 3 0
5- 8*BB REALITY SHOW (824) 5 2 0 71.4 5/ 7*COWBOY CROONERS (981) 3 6 0
6/ 6 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 93 38 4 71.0 6- 6*BB REALITY SHOW (824) 2 0 0
7/11 MORE VODKA (694) 9 4 1 69.2 7/ 0 DEADLY RAGE (158) 2 0 0
8-10 BASH BROS DOG (749) 9 4 0 69.2 8/10 MORE VODKA (694) 2 1 0
9/ 7*BASH BROS TIRES (796) 10 6 0 62.5 9/11 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 2 1 0
10/ 0 DEADLY RAGE (158) 139 94 9 59.7 10- 8 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 1 0 0
11/13 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 143 154 5 48.1 11- 9 BASH BROS DOG (749) 1 0 0
12/14*COWBOY CROONERS (981) 10 22 1 31.3 12-13*ONE LETTER OFF (917) 0 1 0
13-16*ONE LETTER OFF (917) 0 3 0 0.0 13/ 0 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 365): KOROSHIYA ICHI of LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 335): DING DONG of LAND OF OZ (Oz, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 322): THE BEATLES of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): DIRTY GIRL SCOUT of CORDIALS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 85): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 266): HARI-KARI of WHAT A WAY TO GO! II (Crip, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 367): THE BROKEN CLAN (?, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 365): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 318): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 335): BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 322): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 269): PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 268): MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 85): OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 266): HANGOVERS et al (Crip, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 368): GLOBULIZER of WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
(turn 367): XARGOTH of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
ELDARRAN of THE BRETHREN (Godric Magnesson, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 363): GROM HELLSCREAM of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
(turn 362): GENERAL PURPOSE of MILITARY MAYHEM (Crip, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 340): THE JANITOR of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
A TALENT SCOUT of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
(turn 339): AURORA MARIE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 334): PAUL of CHEERS (Otis, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 315): CONFLICT of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
(turn 314): PETULANT PANSY of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 269): DON CORNBEEFLEON of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 270): CARPENTER of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 84): STEEL MUSE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Nomad, mgr.)
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, DRAGONHEAD? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. Of course, we're all terribly impressed
to see TEENA ULRIK win a fight and gain 17 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk, TEENA ULRIK
beat CHICKEN S#!^ and CHICKEN S#!^ lost 12 points. You're breakin' my heart. DON
CORNBEEFLEON Dark Arena Challenged DARK CHAMPION for DRAGONHEAD's Title this turn,
and guess what happened? The crowds were amazed this turn, as DARK CHAMPION killed
the Duelmaster, DON CORNBEEFLEON, leaving MEAT YOUR MAKER in mourning. I'm not in a
very good mood today, but why am I telling you this? You want to know what's new,
don't you, DRAGONHEAD?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you.
BASH BROS TIRES the most avoided team? What insult will suffice, I cannot say. And
it looks like MEAT YOUR MAKER avoided them the most this turn. What a pack of would
be losers, if you ask me. Hmph. RONARDA SOLA was challenged more times this turn
than the Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals. I volunteer for DRAGONHEAD's
morgue. More variety. Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is
developing these kinds of weapons?
I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for
an epee. Forgive me for writing with a dagger. Well, I've had enough of this
drivel, and I'm sure you have too. Off like a dirty shirt of padded leather. Glad
to see the back of this place-- Snide Clemens
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SERVED 6540 14 3 1 116 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
FREELOADER 6654 20 9 2 103 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
LONDON BEEFEATER 6238 16 1 0 103 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-BADGER 6121 12 2 1 101 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 10 2 0 100 BAD COMBOS (689)
RONARDA SOLA 6461 22 26 2 94 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FULCRUM 6122 15 3 0 85 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
LEPER MESSIAH 3954 8 3 1 83 DEADLY RAGE (158)
TEENA ULRIK 7241 9 16 0 82 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-FILING FEE 6539 15 4 0 76 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
TIM SALMON 6290 8 2 0 75 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HUMPING LEG 6637 9 4 0 66 BASH BROS DOG (749)
CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 14 11 0 61 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
MAJOR TOM 6333 8 2 1 59 MORE VODKA (694)
LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 7 1 0 58 BAD COMBOS (689)
FLAT 6880 6 2 0 58 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ILL NINO 4974 7 3 0 55 DEADLY RAGE (158)
VARDON WEISS 6813 10 19 0 49 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
PAY PER SECOND 6542 12 7 0 45 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
RUPERT SAMS 7602 7 9 1 45 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 4 5 0 35 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
GENE AUTRY 7838 3 6 1 33 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-BEAR 6221 5 3 1 29 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-UNREALITY 7016 3 0 0 29 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
STEROID GAMES 6309 2 1 1 28 BAD COMBOS (689)
PURVIS QUAIL 7835 4 6 0 24 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
ROY ROGERS 7836 2 7 0 24 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
-HINT OF SLIME 7503 0 3 0 17 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 4 4 0 16 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 2 1 0 16 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
MIKE TROUT 7884 1 0 0 13 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-AGENT ORANGE 7499 0 1 0 7 MORE VODKA (694)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DON CORNBEEFLEON 5949 12 7 1 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656 DARK CHAMPION 270 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Hint of Slime -- I'm sure you are better than your record suggests. You just faced a
couple of warriors that were, at least on the days they faced you, better. - Assur
Don Cornbeefleon -- Congratulations. I feel very fortunate to have beaten you even
once. -- Freeloader
Major Tom -- I guess I gave you minor troubles. -- Flat
Gene Autry -- You have everything going for you. You're cool, handsome, and a fine
fighter. I have virtually nothing. -- Mr Right Handed
Don Cornbeefleon -- Looks like you were right about needing one more win. We
congratulate you. -- Jorja and the Middle Way
Bear -- Hibernation sounds REALLY good. -- Purvis Quail
Flat -- Ah... flat tires are not a problem. I'm using a sled. -- Rupert Sams
We salute Steroid Games for his tourney victor status in the Summer Tourney. -- Jorja
and company
For the rest, one-four. Bleh. -- Teena Ulrik
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DON CORNBEEFLEON was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 5 minute Dark Arena fight.
FREELOADER demolished RONARDA SOLA in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
STEROID GAMES was defeated by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
LONDON BEEFEATER devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
CHICKEN S#!^ was overpowered by TEENA ULRIK in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LEPER MESSIAH devastated FLAT in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TIM SALMON devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ILL NINO overcame PAY PER SECOND in a 2 minute melee.
LAWN DART CATCHING vanquished ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute uneven duel.
VARDON WEISS was overpowered by MAJOR TOM in a 1 minute uneven duel.
RUPERT SAMS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was handily defeated by GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
PURVIS QUAIL demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MIKE TROUT devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 7 - 1 - 0 88 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 6 - 2 - 0 75 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 BASHING ATTACK 28 - 14 - 3 67 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 2 LUNGING ATTACK 41 - 26 - 2 61 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 2 STRIKING ATTACK 55 - 35 - 0 61 |
|BASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 20 - 13 - 2 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 2 PARRY-STRIKE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 5 - 0 50 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 1 AIMED BLOW 24 - 25 - 0 49 |
|TOTAL PARRY 0 SLASHING ATTACK 7 - 13 - 1 35 |
Turn 270 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 2 - 3 3 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 1 2 LUNGING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 2 - 0 TOTAL PARRY 0 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 1 2 SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 2 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
BASHING ATTACK FREELOADER 6654 20 9 2 103 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
AIMED BLOW LONDON BEEFEATER 6238 16 1 0 103 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
SLASHING ATTACK LEPER MESSIAH 3954 8 3 1 83 DEADLY RAGE (158)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TIM SALMON 6290 8 2 0 75 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
WALL OF STEEL CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 14 11 0 61 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
STRIKING ATTACK MAJOR TOM 6333 8 2 1 59 MORE VODKA (694)
PARRY-LUNGE ILL NINO 4974 7 3 0 55 DEADLY RAGE (158)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is RONARDA SOLA 6461. The most popular warrior this
turn was GENE AUTRY 7838. The ten other most popular fighters were STEROID GAMES
6309, HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839, TEENA ULRIK 7241, TIM SALMON 6290, LAWN DART CATCHING
6308, RUPERT SAMS 7602, FREELOADER 6654, LONDON BEEFEATER 6238, LEPER MESSIAH 3954,
and ILL NINO 4974.
The least popular fighter this week was MR RIGHT HANDED 6876. The other ten least
popular fighters were VARDON WEISS 6813, ROY ROGERS 7836, FLAT 6880, CHICKEN S#!^
5952, RONARDA SOLA 6461, MIKE TROUT 7884, PURVIS QUAIL 7835, MAJOR TOM 6333, PAY PER
SECOND 6542, and ILL NINO 4974.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
RONARDA SOLA (72-6461) MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
DON CORNBEEFLEON (72-5949) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LVI
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PERSEUS 1612 (62-43-1) 0 2 0 DEADLY RAGE II
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
METRON 3686 (40-32-0) 6 3 0 SPACE ACTION 99
CANNONBALL 5313 (33-43-2) 2 3 0 X-POSSE
SIMABU 4426 (28-10-0) 0 2 0 SPACE ACTION 99
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
VIRUS 6547 (7-1-1) 1 3 0 BASH BROS MICROSOFT
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 (8-1-1) 3 3 0 BB SMART PHONE
LEPER MESSIAH 3954 (7-3-1) 1 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PARKING LOT 6868 (0-0-0) 6 3 1 BASH BROS FREEWAY
ILL NINO 4974 (6-3-0) 2 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 (3-5-0) 0 2 0 COWBOY CROONERS
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
LOST IN COUCH 7734 (0-0-0) 9 3 0 BASH BROS REMOTE
NOT THE REAL THING 7762 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 BASH BROS BEER
LOSER BOYFRIENDS 7723 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 BASH BROS SISTER
DROP AND BREAK 7730 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 BASH BROS REMOTE
MUSIC 7785 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS ELEVATOR
BLAME THE CLUB 7774 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS GOLFER
CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT
DRUNK 7812 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS FISHERMAN
LOLLYPOP 7873 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 SWEET TOOTH
LOST 7728 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS KEYS
OUT OF TUNE 7659 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS PIANO
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 BASH BROS GOLFER
DROPPED IN CREVICE 7726 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS KEYS
PERFUME 7789 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS ELEVATOR
SCARY HOME BREW 7761 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 DEAD BASH BROS BEER
SENSATIONALIZED 7683 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS NEWS
TWO FOR ONE 7777 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BB INFOMERCIAL
FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BB INFOMERCIAL
FLOODS BASEMENT 6923 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DEAD BB H2O HEATER
NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BB INFOMERCIAL
REPAIR 6819 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS FENCE
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HORSE 4350 (7-4-0) 3 3 0 MCDONALD'S FARM
KOOL AID 5909 (11-6-0) 3 3 0 LIQUIDS
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 WARNER BROS.
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 (4-1-0) 9 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DU HAST MICH 4708 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
SID THE SCIENCE KID 7518 (1-0-1) 1 3 0 PBS KIDS
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FIRE WON'T START 7590 (1-3-0) 8 3 0 BASH BROS FIREPLACE
EMPTY 7269 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 BASH BROS WALLET
SPILLS 6855 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS THEATER
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
There was a line outside the Gladiatorial Commission's registry office. There
often was, but surely not now? Alarond the Scribe, who had drawn office duty today,
frowned at them.
A stocky, fit, moderately handsome gladiator stepped up to the counter. "I want a
name-change," he said. "How can I do my best known as," he shuddered, "'Dangling
Eyeball'? My name is Joe, and I want to use it."
A small and very shapely woman stepped up beside him. "And I am really tired of
being known as 'DA Bait'." She smiled, causing Alarond to sway where he stood. "I'd
like to be known as... Aphrodite, I think."
The others crowded forward, each advancing a claim, the babble of voice rising to
a roar, the crowd beginning to look like a mob--and every member of it armed and
dangerous.
Alarond raised his hands to quiet them, without much success. He raised his
voice, too. "We'll do it! A Name-Change-O-Rama, as soon as we can get the paperwork
lined up! Two or three months, maybe--"
The gladiators howled in protest at the delay.
"No, listen! The files here are HUGE, it will take time to get everything
straight. You've got to be patient. It WILL happen!"
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Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of January. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI