DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/23/2014    Duedate: 02/19/2014

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-272

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FREELOADER
BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
(72-6654) [21-10-2,92]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

FREELOADER                     REPETITIVE
BASH BROS FRIEND (753)         BASH BROS NEWS (951)
(72-6654) [21-10-2,92]         (72-7684) [2-0-0,30]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FREELOADER                     FLAT
BASH BROS FRIEND (753)         BASH BROS TIRES (796)
(72-6654) [21-10-2,92]         (72-6880) [8-2-0,65]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BB INFOMERCIAL (969)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)          36
2. BB INFOMERCIAL (969)        32      BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
3. BASH BROS NEWS (951)        15      Unchartered Team
4. DEADLY RAGE (158)           14
5. BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)   10      BB INFOMERCIAL (969)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 2*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)       8   0  1  100   1/ 5*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      8  0 1
 2- 1*BASH BROS GOLFER (968)     4   0  1  100   2- 1 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     7  3 0
 3/ 6*BASH BROS NEWS (951)       4   0  0  100   3/ 3 DEADLY RAGE (158)         6  1 0
 4- 4*BASH BROS KEYS (959)       3   0  0  100   4/ 6 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        6  9 0
 5- 3*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)   3   0  0  100   5- 4*BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    4  0 1
 6- 5*BASH BROS PIANO (946)      2   0  0  100   6/11*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      4  0 0
 7- 7*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   15   1  2 93.8   7- 2 BAD COMBOS (689)          4  1 1
 8- 8 MILK IS GOOD (650)        21   3  0 87.5   8/ 9 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     4  5 1
 9- 9 BAD COMBOS (689)          23   5  2 82.1   9- 7*BASH BROS KEYS (959)      3  0 0
10-10 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  32   8  1 80.0  10- 8*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  3  0 0
11-11 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   36  12  4 75.0  11-10*BASH BROS PIANO (946)     2  0 0
12-12*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  18   6  0 75.0  12-12*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   2  0 0
13/13 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    27  10  2 73.0  13-13*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  2  1 0
14-14 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     97  39  4 71.3  14/19 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    2  1 0
15-15 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    44  19  1 69.8  15/14 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     2  4 0
16/18 DEADLY RAGE (158)        143  95  9 60.1  16-15 MILK IS GOOD (650)        1  0 0
17/17 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     12   8  0 60.0  17-16 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   1  0 0
18/16 MORE VODKA (694)           9   6  1 60.0  18-17 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  1  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)   7   5  0 58.3  19/21*BASH BROS FENCE (784)     1  1 1
20/21*BASH BROS FENCE (784)      1   1  1 50.0  20/18 MORE VODKA (694)          1  2 0
21/19 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       146 161  5 47.6  21-20 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    0  3 0
22/20 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     12  26  2 31.6  22/ 0*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 367): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): NAZARETH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): MUSHROOM of PIZZA TOPPINGS (Warlock, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 272): EDMONDS of GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CUSTODIAN of OLDIES (Coach, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 269): PUNGENT STENCH of FEAR FACTORY (Var, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 370): PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 367): LORD OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 320): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): TOLBINS HIVE A (Tolbin, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 323): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 300): ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 293): CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 271): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 271): MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 272): GASHOUSE GANG (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 86): CHAPEL OF THE GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 269): FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
                (turn 316): DARGON of DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 270): RONARDA SOLA of MIDDLE WAY 9 (Jorja, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings, warriors of DRAGONHEAD!  Once again I've been called out of 
retirement for my abilities and insights into Spyreporting.  Bein' on top is great 
while it lasts, MEAT YOUR MAKER.  But how many friends do you have now?  Phhbltt!  
Too much drinking and too little dodging gave BAD COMBOS a 0-0-0!  I got a good laugh 
out of it!  Up 'n down.  Up 'n down.  Rankings always change.  Up 'n down.  I think 
I'm gonna be...  Well, BASH BROS NEWS' 6th moved them up to 2-0-0 place.  BB 
INFOMERCIAL showed DRAGONHEAD what they were made of as they fought with a vengeance 
to walk off with 4-0-0.  What's with RUPERT SAMS?  He actually beat DEADLY RAGE's ILL 
NINO, and walked away with 20 more points from the fight.  Laughs were big at DEADLY 
RAGE while they watched KID FUNKY FRIED clobber MAJOR TOM.  He lost 8 points and got 
bruised from objects thrown from the stands.  What a role model for DRAGONHEAD's 
young 'uns!  TURBULENT BILLIARDS becomes Duelmaster, but don't bother to fight no 
more!  I can barely restrain my enthusiam for BASH BROS FRIEND's outstanding member, 
Duelmaster FREELOADER.  I suppose you want to hear some rumors and dirty gossip about 
your fellow fighters?  Tough!   
     No matter the time or place, men will always duel.  How well I know the feeling 
of being in the most avoided team!  Don't fall out of practive, DEADLY RAGE!  In my 
day, no team with a 142-94-9 would scare me off!  What's the problem, BASH BROS 
FRIEND?   
     A fighter's lot is filled with strife, revenge, and killing.  Some fighters 
don't accept this.  The best do.  Many a warrior has met his fate in a hungover 
stupor.  You young rapscallions, take note!   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
DRAGONHEAD is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't 
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREELOADER 6654              21  10  2    92       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586     11   5  0   165       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     11   2  0   117       BAD COMBOS (689)
-LONDON BEEFEATER 6238        17   1  0   111       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-WHOLE 5895                   14   2  0   109       MILK IS GOOD (650)
-TIM SALMON 6290               9   2  0   100       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-BOOGER KING 6588             16   2  0    92       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
-SERVED 6540                  14   4  1    92       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEPER MESSIAH 3954            9   3  1    90       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       8   1  1    82       BAD COMBOS (689)
-OVERRIPE 6630                 7   1  0    79       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
-FILING FEE 6539              15   4  0    76       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            15  11  0    69       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527      7   1  2    67       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUPERT SAMS 7602              8  10  1    66       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 FLAT 6880                     8   2  0    65       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          6   1  0    63       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 ILL NINO 4974                 8   4  0    62       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 VARDON WEISS 6813            11  20  0    60       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-ROTTING 6633                  6   2  0    57       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CRAWL SPACE 6525              8   0  0    53       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 MAJOR TOM 6333                8   4  1    49       MORE VODKA (694)
-PAY PER SECOND 6542          12   8  0    46       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STEROID GAMES 6309            3   1  1    41       BAD COMBOS (689)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839         4   7  0    33       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-OVERPRICED 6631               5   3  0    32       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
-CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589          4   1  0    32       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 REPETITIVE 7684               2   0  0    30       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-1% 5898                       5   0  0    29       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 GENE AUTRY 7838               4   7  2    27       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683          2   0  0    26       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835             5   7  0    23       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 TWO FOR ONE 7777              2   0  1    23       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775          2   0  0    23       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-CLEANING 7588                 2   0  0    23       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      2   0  0    23       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        2   0  0    22       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-MIKE TROUT 7884               2   0  0    21       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772        1   0  0    20       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-LOST 7728                     1   0  0    20       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876          4   6  0    18       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655        2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 ROY ROGERS 7836               3   8  0    17       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-BLAME THE CLUB 7774           1   0  1    16       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-DROPPED IN CREVICE 7726       1   0  0    15       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-2% 5896                       2   1  0    13       MILK IS GOOD (650)
-UNPREPARED 7811               1   0  0    13       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-CAN'T PLAY WELL 7660          1   0  0    13       BASH BROS PIANO (946)
-CHEMICAL SMELL 7875           1   0  0    13       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
-FISH STORY 7813               1   0  0    13       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770         1   0  0    13       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-BEYOND SLOW 7771              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-TOO MANY 7729                 1   0  0    13       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-OUT OF TUNE 7659              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS PIANO (946)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
 REPAIR 6819                   1   1  1     9       BASH BROS FENCE (784)
-DRUNK 7812                    1   0  0     9       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-AGENT ORANGE 7499             0   1  0     7       MORE VODKA (694)
 TOM UNDERWOOD 8148            0   1  0     1       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      GENE AUTRY 7838       272  NONE
FAKE 7586               0  1 0 BASH BROS FIREPL 934 DARK CHAMPION         272  NONE
TEENA ULRIK 7241        9 17 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     LAWN DART CATCHI 6308 271   
WALTER VERISE 8149      0  1 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     REPAIR 6819           272   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Freeloader -- Thanks. -- Ronarda Sola

An oh-fer turn, with a death?  Glad I'm getting out of here alive! -- Ronarda

London Beefeater -- Maybe I'll go to London and eat some beef. -- Ronarda Sola

Lawn Dart Catching -- Guess I missed that one. -- Ghost of Teena Ulrik

Flat -- Yeah, I never could carry a tune. -- Vardon Weiss

Kid Funky Fried -- I bet you could franchise that. -- Purvis Quail

Crawl Space -- The very thought of you had me crawling. -- Rupert Sams

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FAKE was viciously butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FREELOADER vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
FLAT overpowered HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute mismatched duel.
ILL NINO was devastated by RUPERT SAMS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MAJOR TOM was savagely defeated by KID FUNKY FRIED in a 1 minute competition.
VARDON WEISS overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute bloody one-sided struggle.
ROY ROGERS overcame MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner fight.
PURVIS QUAIL won victory over MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute duel.
GENE AUTRY dispatched EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute expert vs. beginner fight.
REPAIR savagely slew WALTER VERISE in a 4 minute gruesome novice's fight.
SENSATIONALIZED beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
REPETITIVE demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FAKE SALE PRICE devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
NOT AS ADVERTISED devastated TOM UNDERWOOD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
TWO FOR ONE handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute beginner's struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|PARRY-LUNGE                      6         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   2 -  0      75  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   4         TOTAL PARRY        8 -   3 -  1      73  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  4         PARRY-LUNGE       17 -   8 -  0      68  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    27 -  16 -  3      63  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         STRIKING ATTACK   58 -  36 -  1      62  |
|AIMED BLOW                       1         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  12 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      1         AIMED BLOW        25 -  21 -  0      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         LUNGING ATTACK    33 -  28 -  4      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK    9 -  13 -  1      41  |

Turn 272 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

AIMED BLOW         1 -  0     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         2  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  1         2  TOTAL PARRY    
TOTAL PARRY        1 -  0                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK     3 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  2                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    2 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            21  10  2   92 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
AIMED BLOW       FLAT 6880                   8   2  0   65 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
LUNGING ATTACK   KID FUNKY FRIED 3950        6   1  0   63 DEADLY RAGE (158)
PARRY-LUNGE      ILL NINO 4974               8   4  0   62 DEADLY RAGE (158)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAJOR TOM 6333              8   4  1   49 MORE VODKA (694)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FREELOADER 6654.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was FLAT 6880.  The ten other most popular fighters were KID FUNKY FRIED 3950, VARDON 
WEISS 6813, FREELOADER 6654, RUPERT SAMS 7602, REPAIR 6819, WALTER VERISE 8149, FIVE 
MINUTE SPECIAL 7779, FAKE 7586, PURVIS QUAIL 7835, and SENSATIONALIZED 7683.

The least popular fighter this week was TOM UNDERWOOD 8148.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, MAJOR TOM 6333, ILL NINO 4974, GENE AUTRY 
7838, ROY ROGERS 7836, HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839, TWO FOR ONE 7777, NOT AS ADVERTISED 
7776, FAKE SALE PRICE 7775, and REPETITIVE 7684.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SERVED (72-6540) BASH BROS LAWYER (730)