DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/20/2014    Duedate: 03/19/2014

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-273

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

FREELOADER
BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
(72-6654) [22-10-2,96]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEPER MESSIAH                  MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
DEADLY RAGE (158)              BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
(72-3954) [10-3-1,109]         (72-6527) [8-1-2,78]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FREELOADER                     KID FUNKY FRIED
BASH BROS FRIEND (753)         DEADLY RAGE (158)
(72-6654) [22-10-2,96]         (72-3950) [7-1-0,72]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BB INFOMERCIAL (969)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS MLM (973)         47
2. BASH BROS SHEETS (980)      47      MILK IS GOOD (650)
3. DEADLY RAGE (158)           46      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS DRESSER (945)     44
5. BASH BROS TRUCKERS (801)    39      BB INFOMERCIAL (969)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      11   0  1  100   1/ 1*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)     11  0 1
 2/ 0*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)   9   0  0  100   2/ 5*BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    8  0 2
 3/ 2*BASH BROS GOLFER (968)     8   0  2  100   3/ 3 DEADLY RAGE (158)         6  4 0
 4/ 3*BASH BROS NEWS (951)       5   0  0  100   4/ 6*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      5  0 0
 5/ 0*BASH BROS DRESSER (945)    3   0  0  100   5/ 4 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        5 10 1
 6- 4*BASH BROS KEYS (959)       3   0  0  100   6- 2 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     4  1 0
 7/ 0*BASH BROS MLM (973)        3   0  0  100   7/15 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     4  2 0
 8- 5*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)   3   0  0  100   8- 7 BAD COMBOS (689)          3  0 1
 9/ 0*BASH BROS WINTER (797)     3   0  0  100   9/ 0*BASH BROS DRESSER (945)   3  0 0
10/ 0*BASH BROS TRUCKERS (801)   3   0  0  100  10- 9*BASH BROS KEYS (959)      3  0 0
11/ 0*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882)   2   0  0  100  11/ 0*BASH BROS MLM (973)       3  0 0
12- 6*BASH BROS PIANO (946)      2   0  0  100  12-10*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  3  0 0
13/ 0*BASH BROS BUS (821)        2   0  0  100  13/ 0*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  3  0 0
14/ 0*BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)    1   0  0  100  14/ 0*BASH BROS TRUCKERS (801)  3  0 0
15/ 0*BASH BROS SPRING (799)     1   0  0  100  15/12*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   3  1 0
16/ 0*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)      1   0  0  100  16/ 0*BASH BROS TREES (871)     2  0 0
17/ 0*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   14   1  0 93.3  17/ 0*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882)  2  0 0
18/ 0*BASH BROS TREES (871)      9   1  0 90.0  18-11*BASH BROS PIANO (946)     2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 7*BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   16   2  2 88.9  19/ 0*BASH BROS BUS (821)       2  0 0
20/ 0*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)    8   1  1 88.9  20/19*BASH BROS FENCE (784)     2  1 1
21/ 0*CEREAL (651)               6   1  0 85.7  21/ 0*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)    2  1 0
22/ 0*BASH BROS CABLE (736)     16   3  0 84.2  22/ 0*BASH BROS CABLE (736)     2  1 0
23/ 8 MILK IS GOOD (650)        21   4  0 84.0  23-13*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  2  1 0
24- 9 BAD COMBOS (689)          23   5  2 82.1  24/14 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    2  1 0
25-10 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  32   8  1 80.0  25/ 8 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     2  7 1
26-11 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   36  12  4 75.0  26-17 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   1  0 0
27-12*BASH BROS FRUITSTA (748)  18   6  0 75.0  27-18 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  1  0 0
28/13 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    28  10  2 73.7  28/ 0*BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   1  0 0
29-14 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     97  39  4 71.3  29/ 0*BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   1  0 0
30/15 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    45  20  1 69.2  30/ 0*BASH BROS WINTER (797)    1  0 0
31/20*BASH BROS FENCE (784)      2   1  1 66.7  31/ 0*BASH BROS SPRING (799)    1  0 0
32/ 0*BASH BROS SHEETS (980)     2   1  0 66.7  32/ 0*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     1  0 0
33-18 MORE VODKA (694)           9   5  1 64.3  33/ 0*BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)   1  0 0
34/17 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     14   8  0 63.6  34/ 0*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)   1  1 0
35/16 DEADLY RAGE (158)        145  98  9 59.7  35/ 0*BASH BROS NURSE (774)     1  1 0
36-19*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)   7   5  0 58.3  36/16 MILK IS GOOD (650)        1  1 0
37/ 0*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)    1   1  0 50.0  37/ 0*CEREAL (651)              1  1 0
38/ 0*BASH BROS NURSE (774)      1   1  0 50.0  38/21 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    1  3 0
39/21 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       148 164  6 47.4  39/ 0*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  0  1 0
40/22 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     12  29  2 29.3  40/ 0*BASH BROS NETFLIX (891)   0  1 0
41/ 0*BASH BROS NETFLIX (891)    0   1  0  0.0  41-22*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  0  1 0
42/ 0*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)   0   1  0  0.0  42-20 MORE VODKA (694)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 368): MERCURY of ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 343): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): FREELOADER of BASH BROS FRIEND (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 273): ADAM of THE BEGINNING (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): CORNELIUS of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 270): BALLIOL BLACKMOON of DRAGONBANE GUILD (Nomad, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 368): ZODIAC (Stargazer, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 321): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 343): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): LAND OF OZ (Oz the All-Managing, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 303): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 296): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 272): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 272): BB INFOMERICAL (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 273): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 88): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetras, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 270): BULLDOGS et al (Kennelworth, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 371): ZORK of Z GLADIATORS (The Z-Man, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 366): NABUCA of WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
                   (turn 365): VENGEANCE of THE STORM REAVERS (?, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 319): GRAPHIC VIOLENCE of FEVER PITCH (Chuck, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 342): THE STATISTITIAN of AVID FANS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 338): YORL of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                               DR. COX of SECOND BANANAS (Mannequin, mgr.)
                   (turn 337): JACK B. NIMBLE of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 324): QUALITY of LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 318): HU YAN ZHUO of WAH CHING (Pec Killer, mgr.)
                (turn 317): ZOUM LE BOUSE of BLOOD AND GUTS! (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
                            SALINA REES of MIDDLE WAY 8 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 87): OUT FOR A DUCK of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

     That was not my friend!  I don't associate myself with criminals and especially
not killers.
     It is an honor to be here, even though those who are more deserving went
inactive.  But I've beaten more than a few warriors that were 'better' than me.  I am
an underdog in most fights, but I find ways to win.  The commission will most likely
hold me back, but I'm ready to continue my career on the Isle of the Eye whenever the
commission approves that move.

-- Freeloader

                                      SPY REPORT

     Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, 
I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again!  Nothing works for a team like victory (How's 
that for a perceptive observation?) as BASH BROS TIRES can attest...  Say what you 
will about blind luck and dirty fighting, but BASH BROS GOLFER will tell you 8-0-2 is 
nothing to laugh at...  I doubt many are quaking in their boots, but BASH BROS 
TRUCKERS comes out of nowhere to get 3-0-0.  What does the future hold?  Watch this 
space...  The boys at BASH BROS DRESSER are walking tall, as they are ranked 9th on 
their first try!  Going for the Duelmaster soon?  Like a new team fighting for the 
first time and entering the official rankings, BASH BROS MLM got 3-0-0 to come in 
11th.  The boys at BASH BROS SHEETS are walking tall, as they are ranked 21st on 
their first try!  Going for the Duelmaster soon?  BASH BROS TRAIN had cause to 
celebrate, after DERAILED got 33 points by beating CONVICTED THIEF.  A certain 
someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 8 points to 
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.  (Discrete enough, RUPERT SAMS?) FREELOADER successfully staved 
off a grab for the roses by CONVICTED ASSASSIN of DRAGONHEAD.  Does DRAGONHEAD have 
no one talented enough to dethrone him?  So who's the team that's been walking into 
taverns last week and ordering milk?  Sounds like a PR stunt to me.   
     And how sociable are DRAGONHEAD's warriors?  Come, let us see.  Like the noble 
eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of BASH BROS FRIEND, 
alone and unchallenged.  As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BASH 
BROS LAWYER, so did that sorry team shy from BASH BROS FRIEND Everyone is famous for 
fifteen minutes, and KID FUNKY FRIED is it right now.  Most challenged warrior.  
Isn't DEADLY RAGE proud!  Take heed DRAGONHEAD, of the unprincipled action of WHOLE.  
By challenging LEPER MESSIAH, 19 points below him, WHOLE besmirches the noble art of 
dueling.  Next time WHOLE walks with his head high remind him of the fight where he 
challenged down 19 points and lost to LEPER MESSIAH.   
     Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors.  
Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, SERVED of 
BASH BROS LAWYER has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena.  Hey BASH BROS LAWYER!  
Is there some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to why SERVED has been sent to the 
Dark Arena?   14-4-1 isn't so shabby!  Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will 
pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling 
may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character.  Like a mixed metaphor, and 
an overtaxed simile, I now bid DRAGONHEAD farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREELOADER 6654              22  10  2    96       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586     11   5  0   165       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     11   2  0   117       BAD COMBOS (689)
-LONDON BEEFEATER 6238        17   1  0   111       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 LEPER MESSIAH 3954           10   3  1   109       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-TIM SALMON 6290               9   2  0   100       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-BOOGER KING 6588             16   2  0    92       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 WHOLE 5895                   14   3  0    92       MILK IS GOOD (650)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       8   1  1    82       BAD COMBOS (689)
-OVERRIPE 6630                 7   1  0    79       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527      8   1  2    78       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
-FILING FEE 6539              15   4  0    76       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 MORE LEAVES 7260              5   0  0    76       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          7   1  0    72       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 FLAT 6880                     9   2  0    70       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            15  11  0    69       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 VARDON WEISS 6813            12  20  0    65       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 ILL NINO 4974                 8   5  0    63       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 WHEATIES 5900                 6   0  0    61       CEREAL (651)
 8 AM CLASS 6621               6   0  0    59       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 RUPERT SAMS 7602              8  11  1    58       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-ROTTING 6633                  6   2  0    57       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          13   8  0    53       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 BOOK LOST 6666                9   0  0    53       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525              8   1  0    53       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
-MAJOR TOM 6333                8   3  1    49       MORE VODKA (694)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 PPV 6569                      5   1  0    44       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 TRASH 6840                    3   0  0    43       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 REPETITIVE 7684               3   0  0    43       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-STEROID GAMES 6309            3   1  1    41       BAD COMBOS (689)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570     5   1  0    33       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      3   0  0    33       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 DERAILED 6912                 1   0  0    33       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-OVERPRICED 6631               5   3  0    32       BASH BROS FRUITSTAND (748)
-CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589          4   1  0    32       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775          3   0  0    32       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 POTTY BREAK 6838              3   0  0    31       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839         4   8  0    30       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-1% 5898                       5   0  0    29       MILK IS GOOD (650)
-HOMEWORK 6620                 2   1  1    27       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772        2   0  0    27       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 OVERGROWN 7263                4   1  0    26       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 ICE 6882                      3   0  0    26       BASH BROS WINTER (797)
 REPAIR 6819                   2   1  1    26       BASH BROS FENCE (784)
-SENSATIONALIZED 7683          2   0  0    26       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        3   0  0    24       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            3   0  0    24       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835             5   8  0    23       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 GENE AUTRY 7838               4   8  2    23       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777              2   0  1    23       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-CLEANING 7588                 2   0  0    23       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876          5   6  0    22       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770         2   0  1    22       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 BLAME THE CLUB 7774           2   0  1    21       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-MIKE TROUT 7884               2   0  0    21       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 EXPENSIVE DINNER 7317         1   0  0    21       BASH BROS VALENTINE (882)
 WRINKLED 7830                 1   0  0    20       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 MOTHS 7654                    1   0  0    20       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
-LOST 7728                     1   0  0    20       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798           1   0  0    20       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 LATE 7002                     1   0  0    20       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 FREE TRIAL 6573               4   1  0    19       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 ROY ROGERS 7836               3   9  0    18       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-STEALS GIRLFRIEND 6655        2   0  0    18       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 BEYOND SLOW 7771              2   0  0    16       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-CANCELLATION FEE 6571         1   0  0    16       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 AMWAY 7795                    1   0  0    16       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-DROPPED IN CREVICE 7726       1   0  0    15       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
 UNDONE 7834                   1   0  0    14       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
-2% 5896                       2   1  0    13       MILK IS GOOD (650)
-FISH STORY 7813               1   0  0    13       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-CAN'T PLAY WELL 7660          1   0  0    13       BASH BROS PIANO (946)
 REPLACING 7818                1   0  0    13       BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)
 RAIN 6893                     1   0  0    13       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 WIDE TURN 6902                1   0  0    13       BASH BROS TRUCKERS (801)
 OVERFLOWING 7655              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
-CHECKED OUT 6668              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
-UNPREPARED 7811               1   0  0    13       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 MERGING 6903                  1   0  0    13       BASH BROS TRUCKERS (801)
-CHEMICAL SMELL 7875           1   0  0    13       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
-OUT OF TUNE 7659              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS PIANO (946)
 RUDE DRIVER 7001              1   0  0    13       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 KNOWWHENTOFOLDEM 7084         1   0  0    13       BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)
-TOO MANY 7729                 1   0  0    13       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
 BLOCKING EVERYTHING 6901      1   0  0    13       BASH BROS TRUCKERS (801)
 IN THE WASHER 7833            0   1  0    13       BASH BROS SHEETS (980)
 STUCK DRAWER 7657             1   0  0    11       BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
 HERBALIFE 7796                1   0  0    11       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
 NONE 7314                     1   0  0     9       BASH BROS VALENTINE (882)
-SERVICE OUTTAE 6572           1   0  0     9       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-DRUNK 7812                    1   0  0     9       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 TOO GOOD 6762                 1   0  0     8       BASH BROS NURSE (774)
 ZILLA YANCY 8156              1   0  1     7       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 MIA 7252                      0   1  0     7       BASH BROS NURSE (774)
 TITANIUM 6059                 0   1  0     7       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-AGENT ORANGE 7499             0   1  0     7       MORE VODKA (694)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FIRE WON'T START 7590         1   3  0     6       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 CAUGHT WITHOUT IT 7817        0   1  0     5       BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)
 TOM UNDERWOOD 8148            0   2  0     2       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 CORN FLAKES 5903              0   1  0     1       CEREAL (651)
 SCRATCHED DVD 7362            0   1  0     1       BASH BROS NETFLIX (891)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770 273  NONE
PULLS YOUR PLANT 7808   0  1 0 BASH BROS GARDEN 975 ZILLA YANCY 8156      273   
SERVED 6540            14  5 1 BASH BROS LAWYER 730 SHEWISH GIANT         273  NONE
NAH 8133                0  1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      DARK CHAMPION         273  NONE
TEENA ULRIK 7241        9 17 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     LAWN DART CATCHI 6308 271   
WALTER VERISE 8149      0  1 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     REPAIR 6819           272   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Kid Funky Fried -- You can take the win, but I claim the moral victory, as I think
someone slipped a Leper Messiah strategy sheet into my mickey. -- Major Tom

Hopalong Cassidy -- Hopping is pretty hard when you've got a...  Flat

Purvis Quail -- Am I impressed?  No! -- Mr Right Handed

Walter Verise -- You are beyond...  Repair

Tom Underwood -- You only think that is what I said.  If you go back and look, you'll
see that it was you that misunderstood, not me that mis-advertised. -- Not as
Advertised

Our congratulation to Served, who will finally get to eat. -- Jorja and those who
walk the Middle Way
P.S.  Yeah, we know that isn't the context, but we choose to change our angle, okay?

Three-two-oh-one.  The new guys lost and one died, but us old hands (using old
figuratively!) defeated reall warriors and one Userous Merchant.  This works.  This
is FINE.  We'll take it. -- Rupert Sams, for those of us who stagger along the Middle
Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SERVED was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute Dark Arena fight.
NAH was killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
WHOLE was savagely defeated by LEPER MESSIAH in a 2 minute expert's Challenge fight.
CRAWL SPACE was savagely defeated by KID FUNKY FRIED in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
FREELOADER devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT devastated RUPERT SAMS in a 1 minute bloody mismatched match.
ILL NINO was defeated by WHEATIES in a action packed 3 minute expert's melee.
VARDON WEISS won victory over PPV in a 3 minute gory duel.
MORE LEAVES vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
FLAT overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute uneven match.
BOOK LOST outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiresome 17 minute fight.
8 AM CLASS demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute bloody mismatched competition.
PAY PER SECOND demolished HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched match.
POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH savagely defeated GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
REPETITIVE overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TRASH devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FREE TRIAL beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute brawl.
ROY ROGERS was bested by ICE in a 1 minute brawl.
BLAME THE CLUB defeated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute bout.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED beat OSKSI NOBLE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
PURVIS QUAIL was devastated by FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
NOT AS ADVERTISED defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's duel.
POTTY BREAK overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute uneven fray.
SHOPPING CART overcame CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's contest.
FAKE SALE PRICE demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
REPAIR vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute one-sided match.
TOM UNDERWOOD was vanquished by HERBALIFE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BEYOND SLOW subdued PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a crowd boring 5 minute novice's melee.
KNOWITALLAMATEUR easily killed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute brutal uneven bout.
OVERGROWN handily defeated TITANIUM in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
IN THE WASHER was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
WRINKLED handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVERFLOWING demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
STUCK DRAWER beat PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's bout.
NONE overcame CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute amateur's match.
MIA was vanquished by CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
KNOWWHENTOFOLDEM demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched match.
LATE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
DERAILED subdued CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute master vs. novice match.
MERGING vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RAIN vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
AMWAY demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CAUGHT WITHOUT IT was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
PULLS YOUR PLANTS was dispatched by ZILLA YANCY in a 3 minute amateur's duel.
DISCOVERY TOYS demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
REPLACING handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
MOTHS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SCRATCHED DVD was overcome by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 4 minute novice's match.
UNDONE luckily beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 6 minute novice's battle.
EXPENSIVE DINNER vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
RUDE DRIVER handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WIDE TURN vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
BLOCKING EVERYTHING handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TOO GOOD subdued CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute novice's fight.
CORN FLAKES was overcome by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 2 minute amateur's contest.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  16         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   2 -  0      80  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         TOTAL PARRY       12 -   5 -  1      71  |
|AIMED BLOW                       9         BASHING ATTACK    32 -  14 -  1      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-LUNGE       22 -  11 -  0      67  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  11 -  1      65  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  36 -  2      59  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        28 -  20 -  0      58  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         LUNGING ATTACK    39 -  30 -  4      57  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         SLASHING ATTACK   10 -  15 -  1      40  |

Turn 273 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  0                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  0                                       2  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    5 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
AIMED BLOW         5 -  4                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            22  10  2   96 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
SLASHING ATTACK  LEPER MESSIAH 3954         10   3  1  109 DEADLY RAGE (158)
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                 14   3  0   92 MILK IS GOOD (650)
LUNGING ATTACK   MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527    8   1  2   78 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
AIMED BLOW       FLAT 6880                   9   2  0   70 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
PARRY-LUNGE      ILL NINO 4974               8   5  0   63 DEADLY RAGE (158)
STRIKING ATTACK  TRASH 6840                  3   0  0   43 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FREELOADER 6654.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was KID FUNKY FRIED 3950.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEPER MESSIAH 
3954, ILL NINO 4974, VARDON WEISS 6813, CORN FLAKES 5903, POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570, 
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, REPAIR 6819, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527, PPV 6569, and FLAT 6880.

The least popular fighter this week was BOOK LOST 6666.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were UNDONE 7834, BEYOND SLOW 7771, FREE TRIAL 6573, SCRATCHED DVD 7362, 
CAUGHT WITHOUT IT 7817, MIA 7252, IN THE WASHER 7833, TITANIUM 6059, TOM UNDERWOOD 
8148, and PURVIS QUAIL 7835.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SERVED (72-6540) BASH BROS LAWYER (730)