DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/12/2014    Duedate: 07/09/2014

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-277

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

TURBULENT BILLIARDS
BAD COMBOS (689)
(72-6306) [12-2-0,128]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TURBULENT BILLIARDS            MORE LEAVES
BAD COMBOS (689)               BASH BROS TREES (871)
(72-6306) [12-2-0,128]         (72-7260) [8-1-0,99]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRON BITCH                     IRON BITCH
TWISTED SISTERS (644)          TWISTED SISTERS (644)
(72-5859) [14-17-1,76]         (72-5859) [14-17-1,76]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS CANDY (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS DIAPER (793)      31
2. BASH BROS CANDY (806)       28      B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
3. SELLSWORDS III (1042)       27      Unchartered Team
4. TWISTED SISTERS (644)       27
5. BAD COMBOS (689)            24      SELLSWORED VI (1045)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BASH BROS KEYS (959)       6   0  0  100   1/11 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     6  0 0
 2/ 0*SELLSWORED VI (1045)       1   0  0  100   2/ 1*BASH BROS BUS (821)       6  3 1
 3/ 3 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    17   1  3 94.4   3/ 2 CEREAL (651)              5  2 1
 4/ 7*BASH BROS NEWS (951)       9   1  0 90.0   4/ 7 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     5  2 1
 5/ 4 VEGGIES II (721)          13   2  0 86.7   5/ 5*BASH BROS TREES (871)     5  3 0
 6/10*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    10   2  0 83.3   6/ 3 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     5  4 0
 7- 8*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  19   4  4 82.6   7/26 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   4  0 0
 8- 9*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  14   3  0 82.4   8/20*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  4  1 0
 9/ 2*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)   4   1  0 80.0   9/18 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   4  2 0
10/ 0 BAD COMBOS (689)          25   7  2 78.1  10/10*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  4  2 0
11/12 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     24   7  1 77.4  11/23 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     4  4 2
12/19*BASH BROS BUS (821)       10   3  1 76.9  12/ 4*BASH BROS SPRING (799)    4  4 0
13/ 6*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  10   3  0 76.9  13/ 8 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        4 10 0
14/18 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   18   6  0 75.0  14- 9*BASH BROS KEYS (959)      3  0 0
15/11*BASH BROS TREES (871)     15   5  0 75.0  15/25 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    3  0 0
16/20 MILK IS GOOD (650)        24   9  0 72.7  16/22*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      3  1 0
17/17 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     24   9  0 72.7  17/32*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    3  1 0
18/21 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   21   8  2 72.4  18- 6*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  3  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     99  41  4 70.7  19/15 DEADLY RAGE (158)         3  3 0
20/22 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   12   5  1 70.6  20/16 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   3  4 0
21/13 CEREAL (651)              13   6  1 68.4  21/17*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     3  4 0
22/23 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    31  15  2 67.4  22/30 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    2  0 0
23/ 0 MORE VODKA (694)          10   5  1 66.7  23/27 MILK IS GOOD (650)        2  1 0
24/15*BASH BROS SPRING (799)     6   4  0 60.0  24/ 0 BAD COMBOS (689)          2  2 0
25/26 DEADLY RAGE (158)        149 102  9 59.4  25/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     2  2 0
26/25 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     20  14  1 58.8  26/28*BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)   2  5 0
27-27*BASH BROS WINTER (797)     5   4  0 55.6  27/29 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     2  7 0
28/29*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)      5   4  0 55.6  28/33 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     2  8 0
29/28 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     90  81  8 52.6  29/ 0*SELLSWORED VI (1045)      1  0 0
30/ 0 ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)   43  43  4 50.0  30/ 0 MORE VODKA (694)          1  0 0
31/30*FUTURE CRIME (500)        12  12  0 50.0  31-31*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  1  1 1
32/35*SELLSWORDS III (1042)      1   1  0 50.0  32/38*SELLSWORDS III (1042)     1  1 0
33/31 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       154 177  6 46.5  33/21 VEGGIES II (721)          1  1 0
34/32 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     66  81  7 44.9  34/34*FUTURE CRIME (500)        1  1 0
35/33*BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)    4   5  0 44.4  35-24*BASH BROS WINTER (797)    1  4 0
36/34 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     15  38  2 28.3  36- 0 ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)   0  1 0
37/ 0*SELLSWORDS V (1044)        0   1  0  0.0  37/ 0*SELLSWORDS V (1044)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 372): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 640): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): ISRAFELof DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 328): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 322): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): HAUGHA RYDE of THE ZOO (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 277): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 92): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 274): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 375): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 372): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 370): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 324): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 342): NUKE TEST (Malaquar, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 328): LIFE IMPACTS (Smitty, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 322): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): MASS EFFECT (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 300): ELDER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 276): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 275): POSITION IS EMPTY
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 276): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 92): BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 277): FEVER PITCH et al (Chuck, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 369): MALICE of ASSASSINATION (Ghab, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 323): MALICE of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 341): WITCHCRAZE of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
                               CHICKEN A LA KING of ROYAL FLUSH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 321): SINISTER SAINT of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 299): RATTLER of SERPENTS HOLD (Khisanth, mgr.)
                          JOHNNY APPLESEED (A-Sop, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
                   (turn 275): VIRUS of BASH BROS MICROSOFT (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  Later days, BASH BROS BUS, since 
BASH BROS CANDY took top team from you this turn, you guys are old news.  If The 
Warty Toad is buying drinks for BASH BROS LIBRARY's good turn, I'm afraid the place 
will be dry before long.  A 2-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak 
into The Warty Toad and join BASH BROS B-MOVIES' celebration over their good record 
this turn.  8th place, not bad.  If The Warty Toad is buying drinks for SPACE ACTION 
99's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 2-2-1 makes for a 
big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Warty Toad and join BASH BROS 
DIAPER's celebration over their good record this turn.  17th place, not bad.  Look 
out below!  VEGGIES II is on the way down, falling to 33rd from 21st with a 0-1-0!  
Ha ha ha ha!  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see KENWALD win a fight and 
gain 22 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, KENWALD beat MIKE TROUT and MIKE TROUT lost 14 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  RUTABAGA Dark Arena Challenged ARENAMASTER for 
DRAGONHEAD's Title this turn, and guess what happened?  The crowds were amazed this 
turn, as ARENAMASTER killed the Duelmaster, RUTABAGA, leaving VEGGIES II in mourning. 
This incredible death has allowed, I might add, TURBULENT BILLIARDS from BAD COMBOS 
to ascend to the throne of Duelmaster, and I hear DARK ARENA is not happy.  I'm not 
in a very good mood today, but why am I telling you this?  You want to know what's 
new, don't you, DRAGONHEAD?   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  What's 
the big D?  BASH BROS MICROSOFT was the most avoided team?  Bunch of lily livered... 
grumble... mumble... curse...  And who led the way in this mass act of cowardice?  
Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was SPACE ACTION 99.  Ha ha ha ha!  MIDDLE OF THE 
NIGHT was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to BIG SHOT BEBOP 
of SPACE ACTION 99 for challenging up by 19 to BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS.  BIG SHOT BEBOP 
lost to get 2 points of recognition.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess 
what brave team is developing these kinds of weapons?   
     I was about to buy a new quill pen the other day, but some fighter took it for 
an epee.  Forgive me for writing with a dagger.  Just wait 'till next time I show up 
here, I won't be so nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must 
leave now-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     12   2  0   128       BAD COMBOS (689)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONDON BEEFEATER 6238        18   1  0   121       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          9   1  0   111       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-LEPER MESSIAH 3954           10   3  1   109       DEADLY RAGE (158)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FREELOADER 6654              25  11  2   104       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
-TIM SALMON 6290               9   2  0   100       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 MORE LEAVES 7260              8   1  0    99       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 ESL 6558                     13   0  0    96       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
 WHOLE 5895                   17   4  0    92       MILK IS GOOD (650)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 8 AM CLASS 6621              10   0  0    89       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 FLAT 6880                    11   4  0    86       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 ILL NINO 4974                10   5  0    86       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 WHEATIES 5900                 9   1  0    79       CEREAL (651)
 LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       8   2  1    78       BAD COMBOS (689)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            16  11  0    77       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 IRON BITCH 5859              14  17  1    76       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527     10   3  2    71       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 FATTENING 6926                8   2  0    67       BASH BROS CANDY (806)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUPERT SAMS 7602             10  13  1    66       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 OVERGROWN 7263                7   2  0    64       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 STINKY 6864                   6   0  0    64       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 LATE 7002                     5   0  0    61       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579             5   0  0    61       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 GOLGO 13 3689                12  17  1    60       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 VARDON WEISS 6813            12  24  0    60       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 GIGGLY JANE 5939             13   8  0    58       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-GORGOLLA 4146                 9  11  0    58       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TRASH 6840                    5   0  0    56       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 DERAILED 6912                 5   0  0    56       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 CAVITY 6928                   4   1  0    56       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 BOOK LOST 6666               12   1  0    55       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 MAJOR TOM 6333                9   3  1    55       MORE VODKA (694)
 REPETITIVE 7684               5   1  0    55       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525             11   2  0    54       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
-NIGE FISHNUT 8584             6   8  1    54       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
 RUDE DRIVER 7001              5   0  1    54       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 CORN FLAKES 5903              4   1  1    52       CEREAL (651)
 STEROID GAMES 6309            4   1  1    52       BAD COMBOS (689)
 KNOWWHENTOFOLDEM 7084         4   1  0    52       BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683          4   0  0    51       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 RAIN 6893                     4   1  0    50       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
-JIVARO FRIENDLY 8582         10   7  0    49       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
-ICE 6882                      5   0  0    48       BASH BROS WINTER (797)
-CHOP CHOP 8588                8   9  1    46       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
 SUGAR LOW 6930                8   3  1    43       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 PPV 6569                      6   4  0    43       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-POTTY BREAK 6838              5   0  0    42       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-WE ARE BORG 6548              6   3  1    41       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570     8   2  0    39       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 FREE TRIAL 6573               8   1  0    38       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839         5  11  0    38       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-BRUTALIX 4498                 3   0  0    36       FUTURE CRIME (500)
 MEAN MACHINE 4497             6   3  0    35       FUTURE CRIME (500)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASES LOADED WALK 6582        2   1  0    33       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876          8   7  1    32       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835             6  11  0    31       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 ROY ROGERS 7836               4  12  0    31       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 GENE AUTRY 7838               5  11  2    29       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861           4   2  0    29       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KALIBAK 4428                  4   2  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-SHOPPING CART 6836            4   1  0    26       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 JUDAH 4543                    2   3  2    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069      2   0  0    26       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-LOST 7728                     2   0  0    26       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
 POLLEN 6894                   2   1  0    24       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
-TOO MANY 7729                 2   0  0    24       BASH BROS KEYS (959)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DROPPED IN CREVICE 7726       2   0  0    22       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
 KENWALD 8171                  1   0  0    22       SELLSWORDS III (1042)
 DISPOSAL FEE 8221             1   0  0    21       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-FLOYD THE BARBER 8583         5   3  0    18       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
 OVER AFTER FIRST 6583         3   2  0    15       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-DOWNLOAD UPDATES 6546         1   0  1    14       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 CHECKED OUT 8217              1   0  0    14       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
 ARDMARK 8186                  1   0  0     9       SELLSWORED VI (1045)
 MIKE TROUT 7884               2   1  0     7       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 WILLENDA VOYLE 8266           1   0  0     7       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 SARAFERTH 8184                0   1  0     7       SELLSWORDS V (1044)
-AGENT ORANGE 7499             0   1  0     7       MORE VODKA (694)
 MYSTIQUE 6201                 1   2  1     6       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 BEN ALLAN 8263                1   0  0     5       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 BAD SCRIPT 8068               1   0  0     5       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 BARDAME 8174                  0   1  0     5       SELLSWORDS III (1042)
 BLACK MAMBA 6211              0   3  0     3       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           0   2  0     2       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 CAP'N CRUNCH 8229             0   1  0     1       CEREAL (651)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CUE BALL IN CORN 6307   0  1 0 BAD COMBOS 689       STONE GOLEM           277  NONE
NO STORY 8070           1  1 0 BASH BROS B-MOV 1025 JUDAH 4543            277   
NOPE 8264               0  1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      SHEWISH GIANT         277  NONE
XMAS LEFTOVERS 8150     0  1 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656  WURM KIN              277  NONE
TOM UNDERWOOD 8148      0  5 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     JUDAH 4543            276   
ZILLA YANCY 8156        2  1 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     CORN FLAKES 5903      275   
ASP 6210                0  3 0 TWISTED SISTERS 644  DARK CHAMPION         277  NONE
RUTABAGA 6482          13  2 0 VEGGIES II 721       ARENAMASTER           277  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

We salute the tourney participants. -- Jorja and... ah, it's more people walking the
Middle Way, right

8 am Class -- Definitely. -- Vardon Weiss

Free Trial -- As if! -- Tom Underwood

Corn Flakes -- And I wish you hadn't. -- Ghost of Zilla Yancy

Our congratulations to Rutabaga, a veggie we're glad to see the last of. -- Jorja and
those who walk the Middle Way

One-three and a death.  A lot of standbys on the sands, but none for US.  Bummer. --
those of us surviving on the Middle Way

Vardon Weiss -- I know you were lost in my limbs. -- Overgrown

Golgo 13 -- Did you have to do that?  Really?  Did you have to? -- Repetitive

Iron Bitch -- Dog, Golem, Gladiator?  It does not matter.  Resistance is Futile! --
We are Borg

Ill Nino -- I fold. -- KnowWhenToFoldE

Giggly Jane -- I didn't get it. -- Rain

Gene Autry -- I think being derailed is the only thing that stopped us from running
you down. -- Derailed

Hopalong Cassidy -- You really, really shouldn't skip breakfast. -- Corn Flakes

Roy Rogers -- Don't do that.  You'll make Assur lose faith in me. -- Full and Heavy

Full and Heavy -- You're assuming I still have faith in you. -- Assur

Black Mamba -- Even as a player, games that go completely lopsided after the first
are tough to be motivated for. -- Over After First

Asp -- Snakes have been done too many times. -- No Story

Mystique -- That is something that I have none of. -- Bad Special Effects

Kalibak -- Assur says to welcome you and your team.  As long as you f[Fight?] like
that, you're very welcome to fight me any time. -- Too Many

Big Shot Bebop -- Spring is mine!  Unfortunately summer starts very soon. -- Pollen

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RUTABAGA was dealt death by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
ASP was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
CUE BALL IN CORNER was luckily killed by  STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
XMAS LEFTOVERS was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
NOPE was assassinated by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
ILL NINO devastated RUPERT SAMS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
GOLGO 13 was savagely defeated by MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT in a 1 minute struggle.
GIGGLY JANE overcame RAIN in a action packed 3 minute gruesome Challenge fight.
MEAN MACHINE won victory over BASES LOADED WALK in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
KALIBAK viciously subdued OVER AFTER FIRST in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
BIG SHOT BEBOP was overpowered by BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
LONDON BEEFEATER overpowered WHEATIES in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TURBULENT BILLIARDS demolished FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched Title competition.
MORE LEAVES devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FREELOADER overpowered LAWN DART CATCHING in a popular 1 minute mismatched conflict.
ESL viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute bloody bout.
8 AM CLASS viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 2 minute bloody fray.
CHICKEN S#!^ slimly won victory over OVERGROWN in a 2 minute one-sided brawl.
WHOLE luckily beat IRON BITCH in a exciting 5 minute brutal veteran's match.
FATTENING overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VARDON WEISS was overpowered by STINKY in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
PURVIS QUAIL was handily defeated by REPETITIVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
CORN FLAKES bested THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 2 minute bout.
SENSATIONALIZED savagely defeated GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute gruesome fight.
STEROID GAMES overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute uneven fight.
MAJOR TOM defeated PPV in a exciting 3 minute gruesome bout.
CRAWL SPACE beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 3 minute duel.
POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH beat ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute fray.
KNOWWHENTOFOLDEM overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
4 HOUR GAMES overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
LATE handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
RUDE DRIVER overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BOOK LOST outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a monotonous 17 minute fray.
CAVITY devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
DERAILED devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
POLLEN was bested by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 2 minute beginner vs. veteran bout.
SUGAR LOW demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FREE TRIAL subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
FULL AND HEAVY vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MYSTIQUE was demolished by CHECKED OUT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
JUDAH executed NO STORY in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fight.
MIKE TROUT was vanquished by KENWALD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BLACK MAMBA lost to WILLENDA VOYLE in a 3 minute bloody novice's conflict.
BARDAME was luckily beaten by BAD SCRIPT in a 2 minute beginner's competition.
SARAFERTH was overcome by BEN ALLAN in a 2 minute novice's match.
ARDMARK savagely defeated CAP'N CRUNCH in a 3 minute gruesome novice's battle.
DISPOSAL FEE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a popular 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   3 -  0      79  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         TOTAL PARRY       27 -  12 -  1      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE       31 -  14 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                       8         LUNGING ATTACK    55 -  29 -  4      65  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    8         STRIKING ATTACK   43 -  28 -  2      61  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         AIMED BLOW        32 -  23 -  2      58  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   6 -  1      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  13 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    40 -  51 -  2      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  17 -  0      41  |

Turn 277 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  6                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         4 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  7     
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306   12   2  0  128 BAD COMBOS (689)
AIMED BLOW       LONDON BEEFEATER 6238      18   1  0  121 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            25  11  2  104 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
LUNGING ATTACK   MORE LEAVES 7260            8   1  0   99 BASH BROS TREES (871)
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                 17   4  0   92 MILK IS GOOD (650)
PARRY-LUNGE      ILL NINO 4974              10   5  0   86 DEADLY RAGE (158)
WALL OF STEEL    LAWN DART CATCHING 6308     8   2  1   78 BAD COMBOS (689)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579           5   0  0   61 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DERAILED 6912               5   0  0   56 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was IRON BITCH 5859.  The ten other most popular fighters were 8 AM CLASS 6621, CORN 
FLAKES 5903, RAIN 6893, MAJOR TOM 6333, PPV 6569, 4 HOUR GAMES 6579, WILLENDA VOYLE 
8266, BARDAME 8174, CUE BALL IN CORNER 6307, and MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527.

The least popular fighter this week was BOOK LOST 6666.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were BLACK MAMBA 6211, NO STORY 8070, MYSTIQUE 6201, CRAWL SPACE 6525, MR 
RIGHT HANDED 6876, PURVIS QUAIL 7835, FLAT 6880, WHEATIES 5900, RUPERT SAMS 7602, and 
NOPE 8264.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

RUTABAGA (72-6482) VEGGIES II (721)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      STARGRITS (28-3714) UGLY URBAN ORCS  (425) 
                        CAUSEY (65-5881) THE CAUSEY WAY  (659) 
                 FLYING HELLFISH (82-7132) CARNIVAL OF CHAOS  (1019) 
                     WARRIOR 1 (82-22691) TOURNEY TEAM II  (3620) 
                       CRAZY 69 (84-11518) CRAZY 88 20  (2091) 
                          ANGRY (84-11693) WORDS IX  (2126) 
                  SUBTERFUGE (84-38420) COLLUSION UNLIMITED  (6707) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes