DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/10/2014    Duedate: 08/06/2014

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-278

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LONDON BEEFEATER
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-6238) [19-1-0,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LONDON BEEFEATER               STINKY
MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)          BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
(72-6238) [19-1-0,137]         (72-6864) [7-0-0,78]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRON BITCH                     BASES LOADED WALK
TWISTED SISTERS (644)          BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
(72-5859) [14-18-1,63]         (72-6582) [3-1-0,47]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS CANDY (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS CANDY (806)       30
2. BASH BROS DIAPER (793)      29      B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
3. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)       26      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS SPRING (799)      23
5. BASH BROS TREES (871)       22      BASH BROS NEWS (951)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BASH BROS KEYS (959)       6   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     9  0 0
 2/ 3 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    18   1  3 94.7   2/ 8*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  6  1 0
 3/ 4*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      10   1  0 90.9   3/ 4 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     6  2 1
 4- 5 VEGGIES II (721)          13   2  0 86.7   4/ 6 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     6  3 1
 5/ 6*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    12   2  0 85.7   5/10*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  6  3 0
 6/ 9*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)   6   1  0 85.7   6/ 7 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   5  0 0
 7- 7*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  19   4  4 82.6   7/ 5 BASH BROS TREES (871)     5  1 0
 8/11 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     27   7  1 79.4   8/17*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    5  1 0
 9/15 BASH BROS TREES (871)     17   5  0 77.3   9/ 3 CEREAL (651)              5  3 0
10/14 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   20   6  0 76.9  10- 2*BASH BROS BUS (821)       4  0 0
11-12*BASH BROS BUS (821)       10   3  1 76.9  11/16*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      4  1 0
12/10 BAD COMBOS (689)          26   8  2 76.5  12/ 9 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   4  2 0
13/17 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     27   9  1 75.0  13/12*BASH BROS SPRING (799)    4  2 0
14/13*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  12   4  0 75.0  14/25 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     4  3 0
15/18 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   23   8  2 74.2  15/27 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     4  5 0
16/20 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   13   5  1 72.2  16/11 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     4  8 2
17/19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    101  42  4 70.6  17/13 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        4 10 0
18/16 MILK IS GOOD (650)        24  10  0 70.6  18-14*BASH BROS KEYS (959)      3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    47  20  1 70.1  19/22 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    3  0 0
20/23 MORE VODKA (694)          11   5  1 68.8  20/20 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   3  0 0
21/21 CEREAL (651)              15   7  1 68.2  21/15 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    3  0 0
22/22 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    32  15  2 68.1  22/24 BAD COMBOS (689)          3  3 0
23/24*BASH BROS SPRING (799)     8   4  0 66.7  23/28 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     3 12 0
24/26 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     23  14  1 62.2  24/30 MORE VODKA (694)          2  0 0
25/25 DEADLY RAGE (158)        149 104  9 58.9  25/ 0 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    2  0 0
26-28*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)      5   4  0 55.6  26-21*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     2  0 0
27/29 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     90  85  8 51.4  27/23 MILK IS GOOD (650)        2  1 0
28-30 ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)   43  43  4 50.0  28/19 DEADLY RAGE (158)         2  4 0
29/ 2*SELLSWORED VI (1045)       1   1  0 50.0  29-31*BASH BROS MICROSOF (731)  1  1 1
30/31 FUTURE CRIME (500)        12  13  0 48.0  30/29*SELLSWORED VI (1045)      1  1 0
31/33 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       155 181  6 46.1  31-33 VEGGIES II (721)          1  1 0
32-35*BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)    4   5  0 44.4  32-26*BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)   1  1 0
33/34 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     67  85  7 44.1  33/32*SELLSWORDS III (1042)     1  2 0
34/32*SELLSWORDS III (1042)      1   2  0 33.3  34/34 FUTURE CRIME (500)        1  2 0
35/36 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     17  39  2 30.4  35-36 ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)   0  1 0
36/ 0*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)       0   1  0  0.0  36/ 0*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)      0  1 0
37-37*SELLSWORDS V (1044)        0   1  0  0.0  37-37*SELLSWORDS V (1044)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 6371: PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): ERMINE of NORTHERN LIGHTS (Jorja, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): YAHOO WAHOO of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): TURBULENT BILLIARDS of BAD COMBOS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 278): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 376): Z GLADIATORS (Mr. Zee, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 371): WHAMMO & THUDDA 4U! (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 325): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 348): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 308): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): ISLANDERS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 277): ZOMBIE SQUADS (Khisanth, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 277): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 277): MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 93): CHAPEL OF GHOULS (Var, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 275): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 374): IWO JIMA of SMITHSONIAN (Curator, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
                          POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 347): BENEZIA of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 307): QUI GONG of ASIAN INVASION (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 276): RUTABAGA of VEGGIES II (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     Oh, hi.  Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte.  Thought I'd check out DRAGONHEAD to 
see what's new.  I couldn't believe it.  Did MEAT YOUR MAKER really go up by 11?  If 
only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  COWBOY CROONERS had like 
a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-1-0 and wound up as 15th team!  I 
don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings or anything, but DEADLY RAGE really goofed with 
their 0-2-0.  What was the name of that team who got 3-0-1 this turn for a total 
27-9-1 you ask?  (Sure)  BASH BROS CABLE's their name, and fighting's their game!  
MVP award for MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT?  BASH BROS CRICKET's proud of him after beating 
LAWN DART CATCHING and getting 18 points.  Talk about yer big time losers!  IRON 
BITCH got smashed by FATTENING, and lost 13 points!  What a putz!  TURBULENT 
BILLIARDS fights so hard to be Duelmaster, then quits fighting and loses the title.  
No one said it was a genius...  And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's 
habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome LONDON BEEFEATER.  Aren't MEAT YOUR MAKER proud.  
(Oh, my.) Who was the wiseguy that said DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster was paying for drinks 
at The Warty Toad?  Don't look at me!   
     So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway?  It can't be for these 
really neat Spyreports can it?  SPACE ACTION 99 was DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team.  
Is there some award for that?  I don't know what BASH BROS CABLE's been doing.  They 
certainly haven't been accepting many fights from SPACE ACTION 99, that's fer sher.  
Can DEADLY RAGE's ILL NINO be more popular than me?  He was challenged the most, but 
is that really the same?   
     Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds.  All DRAGONHEAD ever talks about is fighting!  
Me, I'm more laid back.  BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS really fought hard against JUDAH.  
That'll teach SPACE ACTION 99 not to go and kill any of BASH BROS B-MOVIES' guys 
again, huh!  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LONDON BEEFEATER 6238        19   1  0   137       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     12   2  0   128       BAD COMBOS (689)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          9   1  0   111       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 FREELOADER 6654              26  11  2   109       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
-LEPER MESSIAH 3954           10   3  1   109       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 ESL 6558                     14   0  0   103       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
 MORE LEAVES 7260              9   1  0   103       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-TIM SALMON 6290               9   2  0   100       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 8 AM CLASS 6621              11   0  0    97       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 WHEATIES 5900                10   1  0    91       CEREAL (651)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLAT 6880                    12   4  0    90       BASH BROS TIRES (796)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLE 5895                   17   5  0    89       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527     11   3  2    89       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 FILING FEE 6539              16   4  0    83       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 FATTENING 6926                9   2  0    82       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 OVERGROWN 7263                8   2  0    82       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 ILL NINO 4974                10   6  0    80       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            16  12  0    79       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 STINKY 6864                   7   0  0    78       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 GIGGLY JANE 5939             14   8  0    68       TWISTED SISTERS (644)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR TOM 6333               10   3  1    66       MORE VODKA (694)
 LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       8   3  1    66       BAD COMBOS (689)
 STEROID GAMES 6309            5   1  1    64       BAD COMBOS (689)
 IRON BITCH 5859              14  18  1    63       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 BOOK LOST 6666               13   1  0    63       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 CAVITY 6928                   5   1  0    63       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 RUPERT SAMS 7602             10  14  1    62       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          14   8  0    61       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 VARDON WEISS 6813            12  25  0    61       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-LATE 7002                     5   0  0    61       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579             5   1  0    59       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-GORGOLLA 4146                 9  11  0    58       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 RAIN 6893                     5   1  0    58       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683          5   0  0    58       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GOLGO 13 3689                12  18  1    56       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525             12   2  0    56       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
-DERAILED 6912                 5   0  0    56       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-REPETITIVE 7684               5   1  0    55       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-NIGE FISHNUT 8584             6   8  1    54       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
-RUDE DRIVER 7001              5   0  1    54       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-KNOWWHENTOFOLDEM 7084         4   1  0    52       BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)
 SUGAR LOW 6930                9   3  1    51       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 PPV 6569                      7   4  0    51       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-JIVARO FRIENDLY 8582         10   7  0    49       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876          9   7  1    47       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 BASES LOADED WALK 6582        3   1  0    47       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-CHOP CHOP 8588                8   9  1    46       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
 POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570     9   2  1    45       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839         6  11  0    45       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 FREE TRIAL 6573               9   1  0    44       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861           5   2  0    44       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 CORN FLAKES 5903              4   2  1    43       CEREAL (651)
-WE ARE BORG 6548              6   3  1    41       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 POLLEN 6894                   3   1  0    39       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 ROY ROGERS 7836               5  12  0    37       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-BRUTALIX 4498                 3   0  0    36       FUTURE CRIME (500)
 BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069      3   0  0    36       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GENE AUTRY 7838               5  12  2    33       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 MEAN MACHINE 4497             6   4  0    31       FUTURE CRIME (500)
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835             6  12  0    30       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-LOST 7728                     2   0  0    26       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-TOO MANY 7729                 2   0  0    24       BASH BROS KEYS (959)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 OVER AFTER FIRST 6583         4   2  0    22       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 KALIBAK 4428                  4   3  0    22       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 CHECKED OUT 8217              2   0  0    22       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DROPPED IN CREVICE 7726       2   0  0    22       BASH BROS KEYS (959)
-KENWALD 8171                  1   0  0    22       SELLSWORDS III (1042)
-FLOYD THE BARBER 8583         5   3  0    18       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 JUDAH 4543                    2   4  2    17       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 MIKE TROUT 7884               3   1  0    15       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-DOWNLOAD UPDATES 6546         1   0  1    14       BASH BROS MICROSOFT (731)
 BAD SCRIPT 8068               2   0  0    13       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
 BEN ALLAN 8263                2   0  0     9       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-ARDMARK 8186                  1   0  0     9       SELLSWORED VI (1045)
 BARDAME 8174                  0   2  0     8       SELLSWORDS III (1042)
 MYSTIQUE 6201                 1   3  1     7       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 CAP'N CRUNCH 8229             1   1  0     7       CEREAL (651)
-SARAFERTH 8184                0   1  0     7       SELLSWORDS V (1044)
-AGENT ORANGE 7499             0   1  0     7       MORE VODKA (694)
 WILLENDA VOYLE 8266           1   1  0     4       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           0   3  0     3       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 SARED 8178                    0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
 NEERYTH 8593                  0   1  0     1       TWISTED SISTERS (644)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      POOR SIGNAL STRE 6570 278  NONE
NO STORY 8070           1  1 0 BASH BROS B-MOV 1025 JUDAH 4543            277  JUST REVENGED
NOPE 8590               0  1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      ARENAMASTER           278  NONE
TOM UNDERWOOD 8148      0  5 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     JUDAH 4543            276   
ZILLA YANCY 8156        2  1 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     CORN FLAKES 5903      275   
LAFBERT 8189            0  1 0 SELLSWORED VI 1045   HIGH ELF              278  NONE
BLACK MAMBA 6211        0  4 0 TWISTED SISTERS 644  WURM KIN              278  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Rain -- Do you get it now? -- Giggly Jane

We Are Borg -- Let's see what you got. -- Iron Bitch

The city will probably perish, since there seems to have been a total of six people
killed in duels, but really, who cares?  We'll just move next door and take over that
Andorian place. -- Jorja

Two-three, and it was the new guys who won.  How embarrassing. -- Rupert Sams
P.S.  Where were the standbys when we needed them?

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

BLACK MAMBA was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
NOPE was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
LAFBERT was savagely slain by HIGH ELF in a exciting 1 minute gory Dark Arena melee.
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS vanquished JUDAH in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud brawl.
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT overpowered LAWN DART CATCHING in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
WHEATIES bested ILL NINO in a 3 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
CHICKEN S#!^ was viciously subdued by 8 AM CLASS in a 5 minute Challenge match.
FATTENING overpowered IRON BITCH in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
GIGGLY JANE won victory over 4 HOUR GAMES in a action packed 5 minute Challenge duel.
BOOK LOST defeated GOLGO 13 in a 4 minute Challenge duel.
STEROID GAMES vanquished CORN FLAKES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
MAJOR TOM overpowered VARDON WEISS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
MEAN MACHINE was defeated by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 3 minute brutal Challenge match.
KALIBAK was bested by ROY ROGERS in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
POLLEN devastated PURVIS QUAIL in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle.
BIG SHOT BEBOP was bested by BEN ALLAN in a 2 minute amateur's Challenge bout.
MYSTIQUE was handily defeated by CHECKED OUT in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
MORE LEAVES overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
LONDON BEEFEATER handily defeated WHOLE in a 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
ESL overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FREELOADER overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FILING FEE overpowered RUPERT SAMS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
FLAT bested VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute bout.
STINKY vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OVERGROWN handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
PAY PER SECOND devastated CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
PPV vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH dispatched FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute veteran vs. novice fight.
FREE TRIAL won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a action packed 5 minute bout.
CRAWL SPACE overcame GENE AUTRY in a action packed 4 minute bout.
SENSATIONALIZED overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
SUGAR LOW overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAVITY vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray.
RAIN demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FULL AND HEAVY overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED overcame DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
BASES LOADED WALK viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 5 minute fight.
OVER AFTER FIRST demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
MIKE TROUT handily defeated NEERYTH in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD SCRIPT subdued WILLENDA VOYLE in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
BARDAME lost to DISPOSAL FEE in a action packed 3 minute novice's bout.
CAP'N CRUNCH beat SARED in a 1 minute bloody novice's competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   2 -  0      85  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 12         TOTAL PARRY       32 -  13 -  1      71  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         PARRY-LUNGE       34 -  15 -  0      69  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    62 -  32 -  4      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         STRIKING ATTACK   47 -  31 -  2      60  |
|AIMED BLOW                       5         AIMED BLOW        33 -  22 -  2      60  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -   7 -  1      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  18 -  1      47  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    45 -  52 -  3      46  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   14 -  18 -  0      44  |

Turn 278 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK     7 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW         4 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         2  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        3 -  2                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  6                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
AIMED BLOW       LONDON BEEFEATER 6238      19   1  0  137 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            26  11  2  109 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
LUNGING ATTACK   ESL 6558                   14   0  0  103 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
TOTAL PARRY      WHEATIES 5900              10   1  0   91 CEREAL (651)
STRIKING ATTACK  FATTENING 6926              9   2  0   82 BASH BROS CANDY (806)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      ILL NINO 4974              10   6  0   80 DEADLY RAGE (158)
WALL OF STEEL    CHICKEN S#!^ 5952          16  12  0   79 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579           5   1  0   59 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was BASES LOADED WALK 6582.  The ten other most popular fighters were 4 HOUR GAMES 
6579, 8 AM CLASS 6621, GENE AUTRY 7838, BARDAME 8174, PAY PER SECOND 6542, ILL NINO 
4974, CHICKEN S#!^ 5952, HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839, ROY ROGERS 7836, and BIG SHOT BEBOP 
8235.

The least popular fighter this week was SARED 8178.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were NEERYTH 8593, FREE TRIAL 6573, RUPERT SAMS 7602, MYSTIQUE 6201, PURVIS 
QUAIL 7835, VARDON WEISS 6813, CORN FLAKES 5903, BOOK LOST 6666, IRON BITCH 5859, and 
LAWN DART CATCHING 6308.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

LONDON BEEFEATER (72-6238) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
FILING FEE (72-6539) BASH BROS LAWYER (730)