DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 08/07/2014    Duedate: 09/03/2014

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-279

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LEPER MESSIAH
DEADLY RAGE (158)
(72-3954) [11-3-1,118]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEPER MESSIAH                  STINKY
DEADLY RAGE (158)              BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
(72-3954) [11-3-1,118]         (72-6864) [7-1-0,76]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRON BITCH                     IRON BITCH
TWISTED SISTERS (644)          TWISTED SISTERS (644)
(72-5859) [14-19-1,64]         (72-5859) [14-19-1,64]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS CANDY (806)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS REMOTE (960)      66
2. BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)    50      B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
3. BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)   42      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)     33
5. NL CENTRAL (783)            32       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879)   6   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     8  1 0
 2/ 0*BASH BROS MLM (973)        6   0  0  100   2/ 4 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     8  2 1
 3/ 0*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)     4   0  1  100   3/12 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   6  0 0
 4/ 0*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)   3   0  0  100   4/ 6 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   6  0 0
 5/ 0*BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)    2   0  0  100   5/ 2*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  6  1 0
 6/ 0*BB JUNK EMAIL (972)        2   0  0  100   6/ 3 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     6  2 0
 7/ 0*BB THANKSGIVING (832)      2   0  0  100   7/ 7 BASH BROS TREES (871)     5  1 0
 8/ 0*BASH BROS OVEN (948)       1   0  0  100   8/ 8*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    5  1 0
 9/ 0*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)    1   0  0  100   9/15 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     5  4 0
10/ 2 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    19   1  3 95.0  10/ 5*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  5  4 0
11- 3*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      10   1  0 90.9  11/14 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     5  5 1
12/ 6*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)   8   1  0 88.9  12/16 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     5  7 1
13- 4 VEGGIES II (721)          13   2  0 86.7  13/17 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        5 10 0
14/ 0*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      12   2  1 85.7  14/ 0*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    4  0 1
15/ 5*BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    13   3  0 81.3  15/ 9 CEREAL (651)              4  4 0
16/ 9 BASH BROS TREES (871)     19   5  0 79.2  16/ 0*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  3  0 0
17/10 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   22   6  0 78.6  17-11*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      3  0 0
18/ 8 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     29   8  1 78.4  18/ 0*BASH BROS MLM (973)       3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/ 0*BB REALITY SHOW (824)      7   2  1 77.8  19/ 0*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  3  0 0
20-11*BASH BROS BUS (821)       10   3  1 76.9  20/19 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)    3  0 0
21-12 BAD COMBOS (689)          26   8  2 76.5  21/20 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   3  0 0
22/15 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   25   8  2 75.8  22/21 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    3  0 0
23/13 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     30  10  1 75.0  23/24 MORE VODKA (694)          3  0 0
24/16 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   14   5  1 73.7  24/25 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    3  1 1
25/14*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  14   5  0 73.7  25-22 BAD COMBOS (689)          3  3 0
26/20 MORE VODKA (694)          12   5  1 70.6  26/28 DEADLY RAGE (158)         3  4 0
27/17 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    102  44  5 69.9  27/23 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     3 12 0
28/19 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    48  21  2 69.6  28/ 0*BB REALITY SHOW (824)     2  0 1
29/22 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    33  15  2 68.8  29/ 0*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879)  2  0 0
30/18 MILK IS GOOD (650)        24  11  0 68.6  30/ 0*BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       2  0 0
31/21 CEREAL (651)              16   8  1 66.7  31/ 0*BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)   2  0 0
32/ 0*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  10   5  0 66.7  32-10*BASH BROS BUS (821)       2  0 0
33-23*BASH BROS SPRING (799)     8   4  0 66.7  33/ 0*BB THANKSGIVING (832)     2  0 0
34/24 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     25  14  1 64.1  34/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          2  2 0
35/25 DEADLY RAGE (158)        151 105  9 59.0  35-13*BASH BROS SPRING (799)    2  2 0
36/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          17  13  0 56.7  36/ 0*BASH BROS OVEN (948)      1  0 0
37-26*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)      5   4  0 55.6  37/ 0*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  1  0 0
38/27 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     93  86  8 52.0  38-32*BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)   1  0 0
39-28 ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)   43  43  4 50.0  39/ 0*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)   1  0 0
40/ 0*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)   1   1  0 50.0  40-26*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     1  0 0
41/ 0*BASH BROS CORNFIEL (957)   1   1  0 50.0  41-30*SELLSWORED VI (1045)      1  1 0
42-29*SELLSWORED VI (1045)       1   1  0 50.0  42/ 0*BASH BROS CORNFIEL (957)  1  1 0
43/30 FUTURE CRIME (500)        12  14  0 46.2  43/ 0*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      1  2 0
44/31 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       157 184  6 46.0  44-33*SELLSWORDS III (1042)     1  2 0
45-32*BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)    4   5  0 44.4  45/27 MILK IS GOOD (650)        1  2 0
46/33 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     68  89  7 43.3  46/34 FUTURE CRIME (500)        1  2 0
47-34*SELLSWORDS III (1042)      1   2  0 33.3  47/ 0*ONE LETTER OFF (917)      0  1 0
48/35 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     19  40  2 32.2  48/ 0*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     0  1 0
49/ 0*ONE LETTER OFF (917)       0   4  0  0.0  49-36*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)      0  1 0
50/ 0*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)      0   1  0  0.0  50-37*SELLSWORDS V (1044)       0  1 0
51-36*SELLSWORDS IV (1043)       0   1  0  0.0  51-31 VEGGIES II (721)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                    TEAM SPOTLIGHT

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                              ---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---

                                     Duelmasters
                                     -----------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 377): CLYDE D'CLUB of PEASANT REBELLION (Nomad, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 374): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 638): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): HEART OF GLASS of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 324): MALICE of IRON CATHEDRAL (Dameon Darkheart, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): INNUK SHUK of WORLD BLADES 15 (Madwand, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HEATH BAR of SHEWISH MUNCHIES (One Armed Bandit, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 279): F.U.B.A.R. of ALPHABET SOUP (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 276): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)

                                      Top Teams
                                      ---------
 DM   8 ARKERS (turn 377): WEIRD ALCHEMY (La Guillotine, mgr.)
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 374): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): D.A. REJECTS (Spirit, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 330): PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 324): OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  54 TROCAR (turn 309): USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 302): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): OUTER GODS (Var, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
 DM  73 ERINIKA (turn 279): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
 DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 276): AGED et al (Methusaleh, mgr.)

                                   Recent Graduates
                                   ----------------
 DM  28 MORYA (turn 373): MERCURY of PLANETS (Stargazer, mgr.)
                          POP TARGET of DODGE BULLETS (Jorja, mgr.)
 DM  31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 372): DUST MITE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (slugbait, mgr.)
 DM  45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
 DM  47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
                               FLESH HUNTER of BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
                   (turn 343): EXPOSED of HORNY GOAT X (Grimm, mgr.)
 DM  50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
 DM  52 FRATSFA (turn 323): FAT LIP of OTTO'S PARTS (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
 DM  71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
 DM  72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
                               FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
 DM  83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  BASH BROS CRICKET turned their 
2-0-0 turn into a 3rd place rank in the listings this turn.  Any better than this, 
and you get put on hit lists.  Now let's all watch SPACE ACTION 99's heads swell from 
their 3-1-0 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, big talk, big deal.  DRAGONHEAD saw 
the first turn for BASH BROS BASEMENT, a 3-0-0, and some teams are scared, others are 
too arrogant to notice.  Take note friends, take note.  I can just hear all the 
boasts coming in BASH BROS REMOTE's next personal ads.  Their first turn they went 
4-0-1.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see MAJOR TOM win a fight and gain 
24 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, MAJOR TOM beat WHOLE and WHOLE lost 15 points.  
You're breakin' my heart.  Going for broke or broken, our Duelmaster BLACK ORC Dark 
Arena Challenged this turn.  And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be 
getting bland, as LONDON BEEFEATER stays top dog in the city.  Kickbacks and bribes, 
kickbacks and bribes, how else do you think some of these guys win their fights?  
Skill?  Ha!   
     He who fights and runs away will live to fight another day, the coward.  
DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  MORE VODKA the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BASH BROS CABLE.  Ha ha ha ha!  
Ooh, I'm frightfully impressed, LEPER MESSIAH was this turn's most challenged 
warrior.  Watch that ego swell, sports fans.   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  MEAT YOUR MAKER has cause to pause today, 
as LONDON BEEFEATER was sent to the Dark Arena, and came back--though not in the best 
of moods, I'll wager.  Whoa!  I'll even buy FILING FEE a drink tonight!  Anyone who 
can come back from the Dark Arena, I want to be on his good side!  Not that I'll be 
buying the drinks, but I'll be glad to see RUPERT SAMS and MIDDLE WAY 9 at The 
Swinging Aardvark tonight celebrating their bloodfeud victory over CORN FLAKES.  
Titanium shields and bamboo daggers, guess what brave team is developing these kinds 
of weapons?   
     There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEPER MESSIAH 3954           11   3  1   118       DEADLY RAGE (158)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     12   2  0   128       BAD COMBOS (689)
 FREELOADER 6654              27  11  2   111       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          9   1  0   111       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 MORE LEAVES 7260             10   1  0   108       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 ESL 6558                     15   0  0   105       B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
 8 AM CLASS 6621              12   0  0   101       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
-TIM SALMON 6290               9   2  0   100       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527     12   3  2    99       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 WHEATIES 5900                11   1  0    99       CEREAL (651)
 FLAT 6880                    13   4  0    96       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 FATTENING 6926               10   2  0    94       BASH BROS CANDY (806)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MAJOR TOM 6333               11   3  1    90       MORE VODKA (694)
 OVERGROWN 7263                9   2  0    90       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 ILL NINO 4974                11   6  0    88       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 STINKY 6864                   7   1  0    76       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 WHOLE 5895                   17   6  0    74       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            16  13  0    74       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 BOOK LOST 6666               14   1  0    68       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       8   3  1    66       BAD COMBOS (689)
 ASTRO 6805                    5   0  0    66       NL CENTRAL (783)
 GOLGO 13 3689                13  18  1    65       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 IRON BITCH 5859              14  19  1    64       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 GIGGLY JANE 5939             14   9  0    64       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 RUPERT SAMS 7602             11  14  1    64       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-STEROID GAMES 6309            5   1  1    64       BAD COMBOS (689)
 VARDON WEISS 6813            12  26  0    62       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 SUGAR LOW 6930               10   3  1    61       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-LATE 7002                     5   0  0    61       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579             5   2  0    60       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 PPV 6569                      8   4  0    59       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525             13   2  0    58       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
-GORGOLLA 4146                 9  11  0    58       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-RAIN 6893                     5   1  0    58       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 CAVITY 6928                   5   2  0    58       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-SENSATIONALIZED 7683          5   0  0    58       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DERAILED 6912                 5   0  0    56       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-REPETITIVE 7684               5   1  0    55       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          14   9  0    54       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-NIGE FISHNUT 8584             6   8  1    54       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861           6   2  0    54       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-RUDE DRIVER 7001              5   0  1    54       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839         7  11  0    53       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589          5   1  0    52       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 BASES LOADED WALK 6582        4   1  0    52       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KNOWWHENTOFOLDEM 7084         4   1  0    52       BASH BROS LAUNDRY (837)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         10   7  1    51       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570    10   2  1    51       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-JIVARO FRIENDLY 8582         10   7  0    49       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
 BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069      4   0  0    49       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775          4   0  0    47       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 FREE TRIAL 6573              10   1  0    46       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-CHOP CHOP 8588                8   9  1    46       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
 ROY ROGERS 7836               5  13  0    43       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 CORN FLAKES 5903              4   3  1    43       CEREAL (651)
 GENE AUTRY 7838               6  12  2    41       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-POLLEN 6894                   3   1  0    39       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
-BRUTALIX 4498                 3   0  0    36       FUTURE CRIME (500)
 SPLINTERS 7299                5   0  0    35       BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879)
 UNREALITY 7016                4   0  0    35       BB REALITY SHOW (824)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KALIBAK 4428                  5   3  0    33       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 PIRATE 6806                   4   2  0    33       NL CENTRAL (783)
 CLEANING 7588                 3   0  0    32       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835             6  13  0    31       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      3   1  0    28       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 OVER AFTER FIRST 6583         5   2  0    27       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798           2   0  0    27       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 CHECKED OUT 8217              3   0  0    26       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        3   1  1    24       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 CUB 6810                      1   5  0    24       NL CENTRAL (783)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MEAN MACHINE 4497             6   5  0    23       FUTURE CRIME (500)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777              2   0  1    23       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 AMWAY 7795                    2   0  0    23       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-KENWALD 8171                  1   0  0    22       SELLSWORDS III (1042)
 HINT OF SLIME 7503            0   4  0    22       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
 BAD SCRIPT 8068               3   0  0    21       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 TOO HOT 7671                  1   0  0    21       BASH BROS OVEN (948)
 DEAD PLANTS 8159              1   0  0    21       BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
 PIGMY STALKS 7719             1   0  0    20       BASH BROS CORNFIELD (957)
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        1   0  0    20       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 STILL GROWING 7934            1   0  0    20       BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)
 NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        3   1  0    19       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 FIRE WON'T START 7590         2   3  0    19       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 NO HEAT 7077                  1   0  0    19       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-FLOYD THE BARBER 8583         5   3  0    18       ME CUT YOUR HEAD (1111)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 HERBALIFE 7796                2   0  0    18       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 ATE TOO MUCH 7056             1   0  0    17       BB THANKSGIVING (832)
 DROP AND BREAK 7730           1   0  0    17       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 WILDLIFE 7076                 1   0  0    16       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-MIKE TROUT 7884               3   1  0    15       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 CARDINAL 7601                 2   3  0    15       NL CENTRAL (783)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734            1   0  0    15       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 FLOOD 7079                    1   0  0    15       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 JUDAH 4543                    2   5  2    14       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732         1   0  1    14       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 BEN ALLAN 8263                3   0  0    13       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 BAD SPOT 7933                 1   0  0    13       BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)
 TRAVEL 7059                   1   0  0    13       BB THANKSGIVING (832)
 CHAIN LETTER 7793             1   0  0    13       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867        1   0  0    13       BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)
 419 7794                      1   0  0    13       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 TERMINAL 8655                 1   0  0    10       TWISTED SISTERS (644)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
 BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           1   3  0     9       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-ARDMARK 8186                  1   0  0     9       SELLSWORED VI (1045)
 POO SLIDE 7303                1   0  0     9       BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879)
-BARDAME 8174                  0   2  0     8       SELLSWORDS III (1042)
-CAP'N CRUNCH 8229             1   1  0     7       CEREAL (651)
 NOTHING ON 8219               0   1  0     7       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-SARAFERTH 8184                0   1  0     7       SELLSWORDS V (1044)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 CROWS 7717                    0   1  0     7       BASH BROS CORNFIELD (957)
 WILLENDA VOYLE 8266           1   2  0     5       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 SHIFTED 7941                  0   1  0     5       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 MYSTERY MEAT 8592             0   1  0     5       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 NEERYTH 8593                  0   2  0     2       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-SARED 8178                    0   1  0     1       SELLSWORDS IV (1043)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CONVICTED THIEF         0  0 0                      OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 279  NONE
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      STUPID CONTESTAN 7018 279  NONE
NO STORY 8070           1  1 0 BASH BROS B-MOV 1025 JUDAH 4543            277  REVENGED
NOT THIS TIME 8661      0  1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      ARENAMASTER           279  NONE
TOM UNDERWOOD 8148      0  5 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     JUDAH 4543            276   
ZILLA YANCY 8156        2  1 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 706     CORN FLAKES 5903      275  JUST REVENGED
MYSTIQUE 6201           1  4 1 TWISTED SISTERS 644  WURM KIN              279  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Apologies for missing ads last time out.  Vacation was great for me personally, but
not so great for this (or several other arenas) seeing ads from me. -- Assur

Judah -- You should have killed the writer, not the movie!  And just because we lack
in some areas doesn't mean we can't excel in others.  My special effects may be bad,
but I had enough in my arsenal to throw you off. -- Bad Special Effects

Lawn Dart Catching -- Apparently facing you in the middle of the night doesn't make
you any more dangerous. -- Middle of the Night

Ill Nino -- I'm guessing you didn't eat your -- Wheaties

Chicken S#$^ -- HA!  Apparently you also hadn't eaten your wheaties.  But it was
probably so early you hadn't even had breakfast yet. -- 8 AM Class

     Not even an early worm, hmm?

Iron Bitch -- I'd hate to see what happens when you don't fit in your armor. --
Fattening

Giggly Jane -- Nice, brave challenge, but nobody loves me and I've lost my
motivation. -- 4 Hour Games

Golgo -- That is what happens when you try and abuse your library privileges. -- Book
Lost

Steroid Games -- Nobody wants to eat me in the morning. -- Corn Flakes

Purvis Quail -- It's all about the skills. -- Pollen

Mystique -- Sorry, but I'm not available for you to beat on. -- Checked Out

London Beefeater -- You will not be mi<cut out by hal?>, unfortunately. -- Filing Fee

Gene Autry -- Cowboys are much better when they're seen, not hiding under houses. --
Crawl Space

Willenda Voyle -- Is there such a thing as a good script in a B-Movie?!? -- Bad
Script

Bardame -- Not only extra fees, but taxes, too. -- Disposal Fee

Sared -- Unfortunately, Dragonhead is about to stop stocking me. -- Cap'n Crunch

     All those crumbs EVERYWHERE.

Eighteen standbys, not count the Dark Arena Dudes.  Of course, WE didn't get a one of
them, and went one-four.  One of our new guys got the win.  Oh, well. -- Rupert Sams

Our congratulations to London Beefeater and Filing Fee. -- Jorja and those who walk
the Middle Way

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

LONDON BEEFEATER viciously butchered BLACK ORC in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
FILING FEE slaughtered WURM KIN in a action packed 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
MYSTIQUE was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
NOT THIS TIME was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena contest.
CHICKEN S#!^ was overpowered by MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
GIGGLY JANE was devastated by FATTENING in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BOOK LOST unbelievably bested IRON BITCH in a popular 5 minute Challenge competition.
GOLGO 13 viciously subdued VARDON WEISS in a 3 minute expert's Challenge melee.
KALIBAK vanquished PURVIS QUAIL in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
JUDAH lost to OVER AFTER FIRST in a 2 minute gory Challenge fight.
BIG SHOT BEBOP beat WILLENDA VOYLE in a 1 minute novice's Challenge melee.
ESL defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute match.
WHEATIES devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 5 minute mismatched conflict.
8 AM CLASS savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
FREELOADER slimly won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
LEPER MESSIAH vanquished STINKY in a action packed 1 minute mismatched Title bout.
MORE LEAVES handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FLAT devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
OVERGROWN demolished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WHOLE was savagely defeated by MAJOR TOM in a crowd pleasing 4 minute master's fight.
ILL NINO overpowered CAVITY in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RUPERT SAMS subdued CORN FLAKES in a 1 minute bout.
4 HOUR GAMES was overcome by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 3 minute duel.
PAY PER SECOND was savagely defeated by ASTRO in a popular 2 minute gory match.
CRAWL SPACE won victory over ROY ROGERS in a popular 4 minute match.
PPV vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute melee.
FREE TRIAL luckily beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a dull 12 minute expert vs. novice duel.
BASES LOADED WALK beat THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
HOPALONG CASSIDY overpowered NOT AS ADVERTISED in a 2 minute one-sided fight.
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal one-sided fray.
FULL AND HEAVY demolished CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute fray.
SUGAR LOW devastated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
GENE AUTRY bested FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL in a 2 minute brutal veteran vs. amateur battle.
SPLINTERS overcame HINT OF SLIME in a exciting 6 minute fight.
MEAN MACHINE was demolished by PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
UNREALITY vanquished CARDINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CLOGGED CHIMNEY vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute mismatched bout.
FAKE SALE PRICE overcame DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute duel.
AMWAY overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
CUB lost to FIRE WON'T START in a exciting 1 minute bloody struggle.
CLEANING vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
NEERYTH was devastated by HERBALIFE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BEN ALLAN overcame NOTHING ON in a 3 minute novice's conflict.
CHECKED OUT overpowered MYSTERY MEAT in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BAD SCRIPT overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
STUPID CONTESTANT executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fray.
DISCOVERY TOYS vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided match.
POO SLIDE beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's battle.
TRAVEL overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
419 devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TOO HOT bested MORDANT DESERTER in a exciting 1 minute battle.
ATE TOO MUCH devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
NO HEAT demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
CONSTRUCTION ZONE devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLOOD outwaited CONVICTED THIEF in a slow 7 minute struggle.
BAD SPOT overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
STILL GROWING devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHIFTED was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LOST IN COUCH handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
DEAD PLANTS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CROWS was overpowered by TERMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
DROP AND BREAK vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PIGMY STALKS overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
OUT OF BATTERIES murdered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven battle.
WILDLIFE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
CHAIN LETTER demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched duel.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  21         PARRY-RIPOSTE     10 -   2 -  0      83  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  16 -  1      70  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK    78 -  35 -  5      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         PARRY-LUNGE       39 -  18 -  0      68  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      9         AIMED BLOW        40 -  23 -  3      63  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         STRIKING ATTACK   52 -  34 -  2      60  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   7 -  1      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   18 -  18 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         BASHING ATTACK    55 -  55 -  5      50  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL     18 -  20 -  1      47  |

Turn 279 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

LUNGING ATTACK    17 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         9 -  3                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  4                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  4                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  2                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        6 -  3                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  4     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
SLASHING ATTACK  LEPER MESSIAH 3954         11   3  1  118 DEADLY RAGE (158)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            27  11  2  111 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
LUNGING ATTACK   MORE LEAVES 7260           10   1  0  108 BASH BROS TREES (871)
TOTAL PARRY      WHEATIES 5900              11   1  0   99 CEREAL (651)
AIMED BLOW       FLAT 6880                  13   4  0   96 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
STRIKING ATTACK  FATTENING 6926             10   2  0   94 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
PARRY-LUNGE      ILL NINO 4974              11   6  0   88 DEADLY RAGE (158)
WALL OF STEEL    CHICKEN S#!^ 5952          16  13  0   74 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579           5   2  0   60 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was IRON BITCH 5859.  The ten other most popular fighters were MAJOR TOM 6333, 8 AM 
CLASS 6621, ROY ROGERS 7836, 4 HOUR GAMES 6579, FATTENING 6926, ASTRO 6805, HINT OF 
SLIME 7503, BASES LOADED WALK 6582, SPLINTERS 7299, and MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527.

The least popular fighter this week was FREE TRIAL 6573.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FLOOD 7079, CROWS 7717, SHIFTED 7941, MYSTERY MEAT 8592, NEERYTH 8593, 
CUB 6810, CARDINAL 7601, MEAN MACHINE 4497, FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779, and CORN FLAKES 
5903.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

LONDON BEEFEATER (72-6238) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
FILING FEE (72-6539) BASH BROS LAWYER (730)

                 NEW TEAMS IN THE TEMPORARY TOURNAMENT ARENA (DM 85)

Please note that all new teams created at the Face-to-Face were temporarily placed in 
a temporary Tournament Arena, DM 85.  If you requested that your team be placed in a 
specific arena, it has already transferred to that arena.  Effective immediately, any 
teams placed in DM 85 and not transferred out to another arena, will be automatically 
deleted a month after the tournament.  If you have questions about any of your teams, 
please contact Customer Service. -- RSI 

                        WINTER FACE-TO-FACE IN SUNNY ARIZONA!

Our next winter FTF will be held in Tempe, Arizona, January 16-18, 2015.  It will be 
held at the Embassy Suites Hotel in Tempe, Arizona (480-897-7444), the same hotel as 
last year by popular request.  Room rates are $149.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which 
includes full cooked breakfast, complimentary manager's reception, free airport 
shuttle, free parking and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, 
jacuzzi, and pool.  The rooms are blocked--code RSI.

Please make your reservations now if you plan to go.  This is prime season for 
Phoenix, and this year will be crazy:  the Superbowl, Phoenix Open, auto auction, PF 
Chang's Marathon, and more are all during that time.  The hotel will be filling up 
quickly and I won't be able to add rooms to the block after they are full.  So please 
book your room now -- if you can't make it you can cancel your reservation, but we 
hope you do!

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in December.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!