DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/04/2014 Duedate: 10/01/2014
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-280
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LEPER MESSIAH
DEADLY RAGE (158)
(72-3954) [12-3-1,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
LEPER MESSIAH STINKY
DEADLY RAGE (158) BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
(72-3954) [12-3-1,131] (72-6864) [7-2-0,74]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
IRON BITCH STINKY
TWISTED SISTERS (644) BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
(72-5859) [15-19-2,80] (72-6864) [7-2-0,74]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BB REALITY SHOW (824) 48
2. BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 36 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
3. MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 32 Unchartered Team
4. SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 31
5. TWISTED SISTERS (644) 28 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 8 0 2 100 1/14*BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 8 0 2
2- 1*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879) 6 0 0 100 2/ 6 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 7 0 0
3- 2*BASH BROS MLM (973) 6 0 0 100 3/ 1 BASH BROS CANDY (806) 7 2 0
4/ 4*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 6 0 0 100 4/ 5*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 6 0 0
5- 5*BASH BROS VEGGIES (998) 2 0 0 100 5/19*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 6 0 0
6- 6*BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 2 0 0 100 6/ 3 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 6 0 0
7/ 9*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 2 0 0 100 7- 2 BASH BROS CABLE (736) 6 1 1
8- 8*BASH BROS OVEN (948) 1 0 0 100 8/ 9 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 6 3 0
9-11*BASH BROS NEWS (951) 10 1 0 90.9 9/13 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 6 9 0
10/12*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 10 1 0 90.9 10/16*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 5 1 0
11/10 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 19 2 3 90.5 11/ 4 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 5 1 0
12-14*BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 12 2 1 85.7 12/11 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 5 3 1
13/19*BB REALITY SHOW (824) 9 2 1 81.8 13/10*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 5 4 0
14-16 BASH BROS TREES (871) 19 5 0 79.2 14/12 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 5 7 0
15/18 BASH BROS CANDY (806) 31 9 1 77.5 15/27 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 5 10 1
16/22 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 27 8 2 77.1 16/28*BB REALITY SHOW (824) 4 0 1
17/17 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 23 7 0 76.7 17- 7 BASH BROS TREES (871) 4 0 0
18-21 BAD COMBOS (689) 26 8 2 76.5 18/15 CEREAL (651) 4 3 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/15*BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 13 4 0 76.5 19/34 NL CENTRAL (783) 4 5 0
20-23 BASH BROS CABLE (736) 30 10 1 75.0 20-18*BASH BROS MLM (973) 3 0 0
21/24 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 15 5 1 75.0 21/21 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 3 0 0
22/ 7*BB THANKSGIVING (832) 3 1 0 75.0 22-24 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 3 1 1
23/27 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 104 44 5 70.3 23/33*BB THANKSGIVING (832) 3 1 0
24-28 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 48 21 2 69.6 24/ 8*BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 3 2 0
25/25*BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 15 7 0 68.2 25/26 DEADLY RAGE (158) 3 4 0
26/29 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 33 16 2 67.3 26-29*BASH BROS PLAYGROU (879) 2 0 0
27/30 MILK IS GOOD (650) 24 12 0 66.7 27-30*BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 2 0 0
28/26 MORE VODKA (694) 12 6 1 66.7 28/37*BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 2 0 0
29/32*BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 12 6 0 66.7 29-31*BASH BROS VEGGIES (998) 2 0 0
30-33*BASH BROS SPRING (799) 8 4 0 66.7 30/39*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 2 0 0
31/40*BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 2 1 0 66.7 31-35*BASH BROS SPRING (799) 2 0 0
32/34 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 27 14 1 65.9 32/20 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 2 1 0
33/31 CEREAL (651) 17 9 1 65.4 33/23 MORE VODKA (694) 2 1 0
34/35 DEADLY RAGE (158) 152 106 9 58.9 34/22 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 2 1 0
35/36 NL CENTRAL (783) 19 16 0 54.3 35-17*BASH BROS NEWS (951) 1 0 0
36/38 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 95 88 8 51.9 36-36*BASH BROS OVEN (948) 1 0 0
37-41*BASH BROS CORNFIEL (957) 1 1 0 50.0 37-42*BASH BROS CORNFIEL (957) 1 1 0
38-42*SELLSWORDS VI (1045) 1 1 0 50.0 38/47*ONE LETTER OFF (917) 1 1 0
39/44 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 160 186 6 46.2 39-25 BAD COMBOS (689) 1 1 0
40/43 FUTURE CRIME (500) 12 15 0 44.4 40-43*BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 1 2 0
41/46 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 71 91 8 43.8 41/46 FUTURE CRIME (500) 0 3 0
42/48 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 21 41 2 33.9 42/45 MILK IS GOOD (650) 0 3 0
43-47*SELLSWORDS III (1042) 1 2 0 33.3 43/48*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 0 2 0
44/49*ONE LETTER OFF (917) 1 4 0 20.0 44-44*SELLSWORDS III (1042) 0 1 0
45/50*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 0 2 0 0.0 45-49*SELLSWORDS IV (1043) 0 1 0
46-51*SELLSWORDS IV (1043) 0 1 0 0.0 46-41*SELLSWORDS VI (1045) 0 1 0
47/ 0*PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113) 0 1 0 0.0 47/ 0*PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
TEAM SPOTLIGHT
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---===SLOW ARENA NEWS===---
Duelmasters
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): ZEPHYR of Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 375): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 373): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 327): DUCK WITH SWORDS of DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 350): PULLED ORC of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 345): RU BRINGER of LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 331): BERT & ERNIE of OPEN SESAME (Crip, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 325): ABU JR. of THE CHOSEN ONES (The Chosen One, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): DYSLEXIC EDITOR of USELESS TOOLS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 279): JOCK-IN-THE-BOX of SCOTCH (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 279): LEPER MESSIAH of DEADLY RAGE (Var, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 280): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 95): KELLUMBO'S INITS of BAD SIGNS (Dark Oracle, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 277): WHACKING WILLOW of FLOWER GIRLS (Lady Fern, mgr.)
Top Teams
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 375): LORDS OF DISCIPLINE (Longshot, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 373): BASH BROS OCEAN (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): DUCKS UNLIMITED (Crip, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 350): DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 344): LES TURFISTES (Le Pentarque, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 331): MESOPOTAMIA (Var, mgr.)
DM 52 FRATSFA (turn 325): DRAGONS GUARD II (Khisanth, mgr.)
DM 54 TROCAR (turn 310): TRADERS OF TROCAR (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 279): BAD COMBINATIONS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 279): BASH BROS CANDY (Assurnasirbanipal, mgr.)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 280): WORLDWIDE GORE (Crip, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 95): NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
DM 106 CRYSALIS (turn 277): CANINE CUISINE (Chuck, mgr.)
Recent Graduates
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DM 8 ARKERS (turn 378): ZEPHYR of Z GLADIATORZ (The Z Man, mgr.)
DM 28 MORYA (turn 375): TRAVEL of EXPENSE ACCOUNT (Finance Manager, mgr.)
DM 31 CHIMLEVTAL (turn 373): PITCHFORK of USEFUL WEAPONS (Smithy, mgr.)
AMUR of AVENGERS (Huckle Cat, mgr.)
(turn 372): DUST MITE of UNFIT TO BE ORCS (slugbait, mgr.)
DM 39 XOCHITHLAN (turn 328): ISRAFEL of DARQUE ANGELS (Master Darque, mgr.)
DM 45 STORMCROWE (turn 349): LAPUR BISQUE of SHEWISH BUFFET (One Armed Bandit, mgr)
DM 47 NORTH FORK (turn 345): ASTROTRAIN of DARQUE FORCES (Master Darque, mgr.)
(turn 344): CASTLE THUNDER of OTTODROME TW (Otto X, mgr.)
FLESH HUNTER of BAAL'S MINIONS (Var, mgr.)
DM 50 SNOWBOUND (turn 329): NEFARA of PUBLIC ENEMY (Pec Killer, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 303): RED RED WINE of HANGOVERS (Crip, mgr.)
DM 59 ILLIS (turn 301): I MOTHER EARTH of CHAPEL ROCK (Crip, mgr.)
DM 71 KYR'TERR (turn 278): TOBEORNOTTOBE of TOTAL CHAOS (Marma Duke, mgr.)
DM 72 DRAGONHEAD (turn 278): LONDON BEEFEATER of MEAT YOUR MAKER (Crip, mgr.)
FILING FEE of BASH BROS LAWYER (Assurnasirbanipal)
DM 73 ERINIKA (turn 280): URSULA ZAROFF of MIDDLE WAY 18 (Jorja, mgr.)
DM 83 TELORINTHE (turn 94): WHITEY D'EAGLE of NONSUCH HOUSE (Dimetreas, mgr.)
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
I'm awesome, the rest of you suck.
Leper Messiah
SPY REPORT
Oh, hi. Its just little 'ol Debby Tonte. Thought I'd check out DRAGONHEAD to
see what's new. Like, BASH BROS CANDY had to be so embarrassed when they got kicked
off #1 spot by BASH BROS REMOTE! Way to go BASH BROS REMOTE! I couldn't believe it.
Did BASH BROS REMOTE really go up by 13? If only those guys didn't have so may
missing teeth... Gross! BASH BROS BASEMENT had like a really albendranius week!
Those hunks got a 3-0-0 and wound up as 5th team! I couldn't believe it. Did
TWISTED SISTERS really go up by 12? If only those guys didn't have so may missing
teeth... Gross! BB REALITY SHOW had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks
got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 16th team! I couldn't believe it. Did NL CENTRAL really
go up by 15? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! Wanna
hear about a real loser? Listen to this--BASH BROS DIAPER got 0-1-0 and dropped 16.
Didn't see much of them after the fights! See if I even talk to any of those losers
in B B TECH SUPPORT again! Didja see where they got 0-1-0? Somebody musta won a
lotta fights! Really, just how far can one team drop in one round? BASH BROS FRIEND
dropped 12, which I think's more than all the other teams combined! MVP award for
RUPERT SAMS? MIDDLE WAY 9's proud of him after beating WHOLE and getting 19 points.
Talk about yer big time losers! ESL got smashed by CONVICTED ASSASSIN, and lost 22
points! Like, WHEATIES must be pretty gutsy! He challenged the Duelmaster from
DEADLY RAGE. Does this guy have a death wish or what! This Duelmaster is like
something else! LEPER MESSIAH stopped WHEATIES dead in his tracks! Is the
Duelmaster really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of DEADLY RAGE must
be getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that
I don't? I don't know what BASH BROS CANDY's been doing. They certainly haven't
been accepting many fights from DEADLY RAGE, that's fer sher. Can DEADLY RAGE's ILL
NINO be more popular than me? He was challenged the most, but is that really the
same? Ooh! Did UNREALITY really know what he was doing when he challenged GIGGLY
JANE? A 5-0-0 speaks volumes. (Zontoni said that. I don't know what it means.) Do
you think UNREALITY knew something before he challenged GIGGLY JANE? He got a win
and 29 points. What will the guy do next? For sure, I was holding my breath when I
found out GOLGO 13 challenged MAJOR TOM. After all, haven't SPACE ACTION 99 and MORE
VODKA had a long standing duel in DRAGONHEAD? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or
anything, but MAJOR TOM wants me to write about it since he was bested by GOLGO 13.
Satisfied?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? D'ya think IRON BITCH is feeling guilty for killing BASH BROS CANDY's
CAVITY, a mere boy? Naah, I doubt it. Like was that some Bloodfeud, or what?
(PURVIS QUAIL vs. JUDAH, that is.) What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?
I'd be out of a job, that's what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEPER MESSIAH 3954 12 3 1 131 DEADLY RAGE (158)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 12 2 0 128 BAD COMBOS (689)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 9 1 0 111 DEADLY RAGE (158)
-MORE LEAVES 7260 10 1 0 108 BASH BROS TREES (871)
8 AM CLASS 6621 13 0 0 103 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527 13 3 2 102 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
FLAT 6880 14 4 0 100 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-TIM SALMON 6290 9 2 0 100 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
FATTENING 6926 11 2 0 96 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
WHEATIES 5900 11 2 0 96 CEREAL (651)
FREELOADER 6654 27 12 2 95 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-OVERGROWN 7263 9 2 0 90 BASH BROS TREES (871)
GOLGO 13 3689 14 18 1 88 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
BOOK LOST 6666 15 1 0 86 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 17 13 0 84 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
ESL 6558 15 1 0 83 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
RUPERT SAMS 7602 12 14 1 83 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
ILL NINO 4974 11 7 0 82 DEADLY RAGE (158)
IRON BITCH 5859 15 19 2 80 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
ASTRO 6805 6 0 0 76 NL CENTRAL (783)
WHOLE 5895 17 7 0 74 MILK IS GOOD (650)
STINKY 6864 7 2 0 74 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
MAJOR TOM 6333 11 4 1 73 MORE VODKA (694)
SUGAR LOW 6930 11 3 1 67 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 8 3 1 66 BAD COMBOS (689)
HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 8 11 0 66 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-STEROID GAMES 6309 5 1 1 64 BAD COMBOS (689)
UNREALITY 7016 5 0 0 64 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
VARDON WEISS 6813 12 27 0 63 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 11 7 1 62 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
CRAWL SPACE 6525 14 2 0 60 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PPV 6569 8 4 0 59 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 6 1 0 59 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-GORGOLLA 4146 9 11 0 58 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
BASES LOADED WALK 6582 5 1 0 58 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-RAIN 6893 5 1 0 58 BASH BROS SPRING (799)
-SENSATIONALIZED 7683 5 0 0 58 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069 5 0 0 57 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-REPETITIVE 7684 5 1 0 55 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-PAY PER SECOND 6542 14 9 0 54 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-FULL AND HEAVY 6861 6 2 0 54 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
GIGGLY JANE 5939 14 10 0 52 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570 10 2 1 51 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
ROY ROGERS 7836 6 13 0 51 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
CORN FLAKES 5903 5 3 1 48 CEREAL (651)
-FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 4 0 0 47 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-FREE TRIAL 6573 10 1 0 46 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
GENE AUTRY 7838 6 13 2 46 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
4 HOUR GAMES 6579 5 3 0 46 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 4 1 1 43 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
CLEANING 7588 4 0 0 39 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-POLLEN 6894 3 1 0 39 BASH BROS SPRING (799)
CUB 6810 2 5 0 38 NL CENTRAL (783)
PURVIS QUAIL 7835 7 13 0 37 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-BRUTALIX 4498 3 0 0 36 FUTURE CRIME (500)
-SPLINTERS 7299 5 0 0 35 BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HINT OF SLIME 7503 1 4 0 32 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
PIRATE 6806 4 3 0 31 NL CENTRAL (783)
DROP AND BREAK 7730 2 0 0 30 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779 3 1 0 28 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS MLM (973)
ATE TOO MUCH 7056 2 0 0 27 BB THANKSGIVING (832)
DEAD PLANTS 8159 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
NO HEAT 7077 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)
FLOOD 7079 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
LOST IN COUCH 7734 2 0 1 25 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 2 0 0 25 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
MEAN MACHINE 4497 6 6 0 24 FUTURE CRIME (500)
BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 3 0 24 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
BAD SCRIPT 8068 4 0 0 23 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777 2 0 1 23 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
WILDLIFE 7076 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-AMWAY 7795 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS MLM (973)
OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 2 0 1 22 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-KENWALD 8171 1 0 0 22 SELLSWORDS III (1042)
-TOO HOT 7671 1 0 0 21 BASH BROS OVEN (948)
FIRE WON'T START 7590 2 4 0 20 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-STILL GROWING 7934 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)
-PIGMY STALKS 7719 1 0 0 20 BASH BROS CORNFIELD (957)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776 3 1 0 19 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
CHECKED OUT 8217 3 1 0 19 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
TERMINAL 8655 2 0 0 19 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 5 3 0 18 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
BEN ALLAN 8263 4 0 0 18 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-HERBALIFE 7796 2 0 0 18 BASH BROS MLM (973)
CARDINAL 7601 2 4 0 16 NL CENTRAL (783)
-MIKE TROUT 7884 3 1 0 15 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
MYSTERY MEAT 8592 1 1 0 15 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
JUDAH 4543 2 6 2 14 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-BAD SPOT 7933 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS VEGGIES (998)
-419 7794 1 0 0 13 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-CHAIN LETTER 7793 1 0 0 13 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
VETALA 8672 1 0 0 13 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689)
-ARDMARK 8186 1 0 0 9 SELLSWORDS VI (1045)
-POO SLIDE 7303 1 0 0 9 BASH BROS PLAYGROUND (879)
TRAVEL 7059 1 1 0 8 BB THANKSGIVING (832)
-BARDAME 8174 0 2 0 8 SELLSWORDS III (1042)
-CAP'N CRUNCH 8229 1 1 0 7 CEREAL (651)
-NOTHING ON 8219 0 1 0 7 BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-CROWS 7717 0 1 0 7 BASH BROS CORNFIELD (957)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
WILLENDA VOYLE 8266 1 3 0 6 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
SHIFTED 7941 0 2 0 6 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
FIVE ROSES 8605 0 1 0 5 PARK AT ROSEMONT (1113)
-SARED 8178 0 1 0 1 SELLSWORDS IV (1043)
BREWER 8599 0 1 0 1 NL CENTRAL (783)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
PERSISTANT BEGGA 0 0 0 LOST IN COUCH 7734 280 NONE
NO STORY 8070 1 1 0 BASH BROS B-MOV 1025 JUDAH 4543 277 REVENGED
CAVITY 6928 5 3 0 BASH BROS CANDY 806 IRON BITCH 5859 280
TOM UNDERWOOD 8148 0 5 0 MIDDLE WAY 9 706 JUDAH 4543 276 JUST REVENGED
NEERYTH 8593 0 3 0 TWISTED SISTERS 644 WURM KIN 280 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Chicken S#!^ -- Nice try, but I hide during the day and only come out at night so I
can avoid such dangers as chickens. -- Middle of the Night
Giggly Jane -- I was giggling non stop as I sucked on my candy while pummeling you to
the ground. -- Fattening
Iron Bitch -- I guess sitting on an iron bench and reading that book that you didn't
actually lose but refuse to return is too much for you. -- Book Lost
Judah -- Sometimes games are over almost before they're begun. -- Over After First
Leper Messiah -- The boss says you need to scoot yourself to immortality like
yesterday. -- Stinky
Major Tom -- You're good, we know that. And while Assur doesn't enjoy the losses, as
long as you don't start killing the Bash Bros, we're good with you beating up on many
of us. -- Whole
Rupert Sams -- Ouchy. -- Corn Flakes
Astro -- Uh, first of all, you're supposed to be the patsies of the league. Second
of all, get the memo and stop calling yourself an NL Central team. If not, the
lawsuit you'll face will include my fees. -- Pay Per Second
Roy Rogers -- I know you used to be prime time. Now you're just a rerun and when
crickets are around, people won't even pay attention to you at all. -- Crawl Space
Hopalong Cassidy -- Bet you didn't know that Infomercials get better ratings than you
do now. -- Not as Advertised
Gene Autry -- You sure put me to shame. Not even the lure of a five minute special
was enough to prevent the people from turning away from me and to you. -- Five Minute
Special
Hint of Slime -- You can't seem to buy a win here. But I strongly suspect our
careers are heading in much different directions. My tourney days are finished while
Assur suspects your manager will be supporting you for a long time. You may be my
last day of glory, beating a warrior with a future with equal FE as my likely
retirement begins. -- Splinters
Cardinal -- I know, just a lousy regular season win. But I'll take it, since you
need a lot of those to get to the post season -- Unreality
Cub -- Another off year, it seems, for you and yours -- Fire Won't Start
Neeryth -- Lose Weight Now, Ask Me How -- Herbalife
Ben Allan -- Are you the same Ben Allan that used to play Australian football? --
Nothing On
Mystery Meat -- Can't find me in the library, can't find out what's in you anywhere.
-- Checked Out
Terminal -- Hurry up and finish your business in the field. We're hungry. -- Crows
Wow, the front page is all Bash Bros! Scary.
Assur -- I think you're allowed to have a real life, too. I'm almost sure I read
that in a footnote somewhere. -- Jorja
Pollen -- Bees have skills? -- Purvis Quail, learning something new every day
Bad Script -- I dunno. I have seen one in decades. -- Willenda Voyl
More standbys out there than I could count, and we didn't get ONE of them. Is this
fair? Two-three for us, and seriously short of time to do a personal beyond what you
already see. It's the pits. -- Rupert Sams
20 August 14
SLAUGHTER CHALLENGE 2
Several years ago I ran a contest known as the "Slaughter Challenge" which was the
idea of a member of my alliance at the time. We unfortunately lost him during a
robbery attempt at the store he worked at. This November will mark the 10th
anniversary of his passing so I have decided to run the Slaughter Challenge again in
remembrance of him.
Rich Hammes was a member of my alliance, the Vendetta Cartel, and had sponsored me
into the alliance. Rich was a common poster to both the Yahoo Duelmasters group as
well as the Duel2 boards and our Alliance's Yahoo group. He went by the handle
GameOgre on the Duel2 boards and was known by the name Abarsis, the Slaughter Priest.
He was a very kind and thoughtful man who always had time to talk with not only his
alliance-mates but anyone else who wanted to discuss Duelmasters. He also had time
to talk with anyone about personal life issues if he felt he could help. He was a
daily, and prolific, poster to these sites and seemed to enjoy the interaction with
others regarding this game that he loved so much.
I would also like everyone to know that he spent several years in the US Navy serving
on a Nuclear attack Submarine in protection of our nation. He was well loved, and
well known, by the community in which he lived even spending time at a local Ice
Cream Shop around closing time to assure that the lady who owned the store was safe
as she was often alone when she closed her shop. He was a well known and much loved
member of his local community. His death was grieved by his local San Diego
community where they held a candle-light vigil for him and many expressed their
disbelief that he was gone. These are just a scant few examples of what a kind and
caring man he was and why not only our gaming community lost a great deal on that
fateful day, but also shows why there was tremendous sadness among the community in
which he lived.
It is near to 10 years since his passing and there are many times I wonder, "What
would Rich think about this...." I miss my friend dearly to this day and I hope you
will come join us in this contest idea which he himself came up with. He thought we
should all learn to appreciate what Jorja does to keep our smaller arenas alive and
populated!
The contest will be held in Morya, arena 28, beginning on the turn that is due on
November 6th, 2014 (turn 378 I believe). Tourney participation is not allowed during
the contest but the contest will start after the fall Mailer so you can get your
warriors a few fight experience should you choose to. The timing of the contest was
done to allow entry into the fall mailer.
The rules are fairly simple and inspired to let us all feel what it is like to run
warriors like Jorja does. Her teams across Alastari may sometimes be taken for
granted so this contest will allow us to appreciate her teams a little better as they
populate the arenas we fight in.
The Rules--
There are no challenges, avoids, bloodfeuds, or tourneys allowed and only one single
use of the Dark Arena is allowed after the contest begins. Win or lose the Dark
Arena is allowed but once, so if you want your warrior dead be sure and throw the
fight!
The contest will last for 12 turns. May I point out that if you use your Dark Arena
fight you will get either 2 points, for winning, or -2, for losing, and ALL fights
count in the scoring. It matters not if you fight a non-contest warrior or a stand-
in; they still count as much as fighting a contest warrior. This will be a test of
basic strategy with a touch of luck added in as well.
If anyone should break the no tourney rule they will lose 5 points for each warrior
entered and those warriors, and any subsequent warriors who replace them in death,
cannot score points! The one exception are the dead tourneys. Should you wish you
may enter your warriors in dead tourneys, since they are not a member of your team,
or even the living, at the time. The warrior may even return to the contest if a
natural opening can be found for it, or you choose to use your Dark Arena fight to
make that opening (if you still have that option left). Break the no DA, challenge,
or avoid rules and you will be DQed as soon as the transgression is discovered. To
keep the contest playing field as level as possible, we will have no messing with
these rules. Of course you may DA the one time, just as a clarification, but the
second time gets you DQed. This also counts if it is found you bring a second team
in for the purpose of making challenges; you will be DQed.
Scoring is as follows:
1 point for winning
1 point for killing (giving 2 in total, 1 for the win and 1 for the kill)
1 point for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of number of
personals beyond one you still only get one point). Make sure it is written from
one of your team's warriors and not simply the manager entity or you will not get
the point.
-1 point for losing
-1 point for being killed (giving -2 in total, -1 for losing and -1 for being killed)
-5 points and the loss of that warrior's slot for scoring the remainder of the
contest for entering a warrior into a REGULAR tourney (again DEAD tourney is open)
The Prizes:
1st place -- +1 bonus to one warrior on the team, 1 resurrection potion, and 1
favorite knowledge
2nd place -- +1 bonus for one warrior, 1 favorites knowledge
3rd place -- +1 bonus for one warrior
Iron Manager Award -- Run 54 of the possible 60 fights and get a +1 bonus potion
The bonus potions and favorites knowledge must be used on warriors with 5 FE or more
and MUST be used within 2 turns of the end of the contest. The resurrection potion
must be used within 6 months of the end of the contest but may be used on any warrior
regardless of FE. ALL prizes must be used on the contest team, they are NOT
transferable to another team!
If you wish to participate please notify Street Legal via Personal Ad in arena 28, on
the Duel2 forums, or in Chatzy!
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
NEERYTH was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WHEATIES was viciously subdued by LEPER MESSIAH in a 2 minute Challenge Title duel.
BOOK LOST defeated ILL NINO in a 2 minute master's Challenge duel.
CHICKEN S#!^ viciously subdued STINKY in a popular 3 minute brutal Challenge fight.
GOLGO 13 unbelievably bested MAJOR TOM in a 2 minute expert's Challenge brawl.
UNREALITY overpowered GIGGLY JANE in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
KALIBAK was devastated by ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
CUB handily defeated OVER AFTER FIRST in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CARDINAL was vanquished by ATE TOO MUCH in a 2 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
BIG SHOT BEBOP vanquished FIRE WON'T START in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
MYSTERY MEAT overpowered WILLENDA VOYLE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge match.
8 AM CLASS savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute brutal fight.
FREELOADER was demolished by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
FATTENING viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody battle.
FLAT overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute gory mismatched conflict.
ESL was unbelievably bested by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 2 minute bout.
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
WHOLE was viciously subdued by RUPERT SAMS in a exciting 3 minute veteran's brawl.
SUGAR LOW overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
CAVITY was assassinated by IRON BITCH in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
VARDON WEISS was devastated by ASTRO in a action packed 1 minute one-sided bout.
CRAWL SPACE subdued GENE AUTRY in a action packed 3 minute bout.
4 HOUR GAMES was vanquished by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
BASES LOADED WALK savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute match.
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CORN FLAKES won victory over AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
CLOGGED CHIMNEY vanquished PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
PURVIS QUAIL handily defeated JUDAH in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
STUPID CONTESTANT viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute bout.
CHECKED OUT was viciously subdued by HINT OF SLIME in a 2 minute fray.
CLEANING savagely defeated MEAN MACHINE in a exciting 2 minute brutal fight.
FLOOD overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a unpopular 8 minute one-sided fray.
NO HEAT vanquished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DROP AND BREAK demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched match.
LOST IN COUCH easily killed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DEAD PLANTS handily defeated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven match.
OUT OF BATTERIES overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute novice's competition.
WILDLIFE handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHIFTED was overpowered by TERMINAL in a 1 minute uneven battle.
BAD SCRIPT won victory over BREWER in a 1 minute novice's struggle.
TRAVEL was unbelievably bested by VETALA in a popular 6 minute bloody amateur's duel.
CONSTRUCTION ZONE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BEN ALLAN slimly won victory over FIVE ROSES in a popular 5 minute novice's match.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 2 - 0 82 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 LUNGING ATTACK 89 - 41 - 7 68 |
|BASHING ATTACK 8 TOTAL PARRY 42 - 20 - 1 68 |
|TOTAL PARRY 8 AIMED BLOW 41 - 22 - 3 65 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 PARRY-LUNGE 39 - 21 - 0 65 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 5 STRIKING ATTACK 56 - 37 - 2 60 |
|AIMED BLOW 4 PARRY-STRIKE 10 - 7 - 1 59 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 BASHING ATTACK 60 - 56 - 5 52 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 18 - 0 51 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 21 - 1 50 |
Turn 280 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
AIMED BLOW 3 - 1 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 2 2 BASHING ATTACK
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 6 1 SLASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 1 AIMED BLOW
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 6 1 TOTAL PARRY
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 4
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
SLASHING ATTACK LEPER MESSIAH 3954 12 3 1 131 DEADLY RAGE (158)
BASHING ATTACK 8 AM CLASS 6621 13 0 0 103 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
LUNGING ATTACK MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527 13 3 2 102 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
AIMED BLOW FLAT 6880 14 4 0 100 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
STRIKING ATTACK FATTENING 6926 11 2 0 96 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
TOTAL PARRY WHEATIES 5900 11 2 0 96 CEREAL (651)
WALL OF STEEL CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 17 13 0 84 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-LUNGE ILL NINO 4974 11 7 0 82 DEADLY RAGE (158)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 11 7 1 62 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859. The most popular warrior this turn
was STINKY 6864. The ten other most popular fighters were BASES LOADED WALK 6582,
TRAVEL 7059, LEPER MESSIAH 3954, RUPERT SAMS 7602, STUPID CONTESTANT 7018, BEN ALLAN
8263, ESL 6558, GENE AUTRY 7838, CLEANING 7588, and 8 AM CLASS 6621.
The least popular fighter this week was FLOOD 7079. The other ten least popular
fighters were VETALA 8672, BREWER 8599, SHIFTED 7941, CHECKED OUT 8217, JUDAH 4543,
PIRATE 6806, VARDON WEISS 6813, CAVITY 6928, FREELOADER 6654, and WILLENDA VOYLE
8266.
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!