DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 12/25/2014    Duedate: 01/21/2015

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-284

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
(72-6527) [17-3-3,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT            UNREALITY
BASH BROS CRICKET (727)        BB REALITY SHOW (824)
(72-6527) [17-3-3,137]         (72-7016) [9-0-0,99]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRON BITCH                     THE CHROME HORSE
TWISTED SISTERS (644)          VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
(72-5859) [16-22-2,84]         (72-8705) [10-5-0,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS CRICKET (727)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)       50
2. MY CARTOONS (1128)          35      BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
3. DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)     32      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS CRICKET (727)     29
5. OUTLAWS (643)               25      BB REALITY SHOW (824)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)   5   0  0  100   1/ 4 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   6  0 1
 2- 2*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)    3   0  0  100   2/ 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   6  3 0
 3- 4*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)   2   0  0  100   3- 1 NL CENTRAL (783)          6  3 0
 4/ 7*BB REALITY SHOW (824)     13   2  1 86.7   4/ 2 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     6  5 0
 5- 8*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    12   3  2 80.0   5/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        6  9 0
 6-11 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     35   9  1 79.5   6/32 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     4  2 0
 7/12 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   34   9  3 79.1   7/ 8 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     4  2 0
 8/22*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)    6   2  0 75.0   8/12 CEREAL (651)              4  2 0
 9/ 3*BB DUELMASTERS (1026)      3   1  0 75.0   9/13 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   4  2 0
10/14 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   28  10  0 73.7  10/15 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     4  5 0
11-17 BAD COMBOS (689)          26  11  2 70.3  11/11*BB REALITY SHOW (824)     3  0 0
12-18*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)   7   3  0 70.0  12/31*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)   3  1 0
13/20 MILK IS GOOD (650)        27  13  0 67.5  13/17*BB DUELMASTERS (1026)     3  1 0
14/19 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   16   8  1 66.7  14/21 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    3  3 0
15-21 MORE VODKA (694)          14   7  1 66.7  15/14 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     3  3 0
16/ 9*BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    12   6  2 66.7  16/36 MY CARTOONS (1128)        3  4 0
17/23 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    35  18  2 66.0  17-16*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  2  0 0
18/25 CEREAL (651)              22  12  1 64.7  18- 5 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/24 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     31  18  1 63.3  19/19 MILK IS GOOD (650)        2  1 0
20-26*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)   3   2  0 60.0  20/22 DEADLY RAGE (158)         2  2 0
21/27 DEADLY RAGE (158)        155 109  9 58.7  21/39 OUTLAWS (643)             2  5 0
22-28 NL CENTRAL (783)          28  21  0 57.1  22-27*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)  1  0 0
23/29 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    100  92  8 52.1  23-29*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)   1  0 0
24/ 5*BB ELECTRICITY (994)       1   1  0 50.0  24-18*ONE LETTER OFF (917)      1  1 0
25/31 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       166 200  6 45.4  25/23*BB ELECTRICITY (994)      1  1 0
26/32 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     78 100  8 43.8  26-20 MORE VODKA (694)          1  1 0
27/36 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     14  19  0 42.4  27- 7*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    1  2 0
28/34 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   39  53  1 42.4  28/34 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    1  2 0
29/35 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    23  32  1 41.8  29/35 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   1  2 0
30/33 FUTURE CRIME (500)        13  19  0 40.6  30/38 FUTURE CRIME (500)        1  3 0
31-37*ONE LETTER OFF (917)       3   5  0 37.5  31/33*BASH BROS GOLFER (968)    1  5 0
32/38 OUTLAWS (643)             47  84  7 35.9  32-40 BAD COMBOS (689)          0  2 0
33/39 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     26  48  2 35.1  33-37*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)  0  2 0
34/40 MY CARTOONS (1128)        10  23  0 30.3  34-30*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  0  1 0
35-41*BASH BROS THEATER (791)    0   1  0  0.0  35-41*BASH BROS THEATER (791)   0  1 0
36-42*5 PUDS (440)               0   1  0  0.0  36-42*5 PUDS (440)              0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  We now have a 
new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on.  BASH BROS CRICKET now holds the 
crown and they are betting they can keep it.  Take a look at VAR'S FAV BARS' act, as 
they have a 3-1-0 week and gain 26 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks 
like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BB DRIVER LICENSE, who 
swept up 19 places in the ranks.  Take a look at MY CARTOONS' act, as they have a 
2-1-0 week and gain 20 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf 
of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is OUTLAWS, who swept up 18 places in the 
ranks.  Hey everybody, watch out for THE UNION STATION, who flew up 21 points in the 
rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  
Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  THE CRIPPLED GOD was 
beat by JUDAH and drops 11 points.  Try as hard as the NL CENTRAL stable might, they 
were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) ASTRO before this week's 
fights.  In front of all the crowds, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT took the Duelmaster's crown 
for his own.  I give the bum two weeks.  Advice to bashers--never force anything, 
just get a bigger halberd!   
     But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle!  
Did you hear that MIDDLE WAY 9 was most avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the 
personal hygiene of MIDDLE WAY 9's warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who 
like math, try this one:  MIDDLE WAY 9 + Weapons That go Boom = OUTLAWS + Avoid City. 
Well just about everybody wants a piece of GOLGO 13, who was this week's most 
challenged warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  The audience likes blood and 
there was plenty of it covering ILL NINO as he was driven to an early grave by MIDDLE 
OF THE NIGHT of the BASH BROS CRICKET.  Carrion Bird Heaven:  ILL NINO was killed by 
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (The true definition of 'Street Pizza').  Here's some advice:  
warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DRAGONHEAD have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527     17   3  3   137       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     12   2  0   128       BAD COMBOS (689)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASTRO 6805                    9   0  0   125       NL CENTRAL (783)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          9   1  0   111       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 FREELOADER 6654              29  14  2   110       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
-FATTENING 6926               13   2  0   108       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 UNREALITY 7016                9   0  0    99       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 BOOK LOST 6666               17   3  0    98       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 WHEATIES 5900                13   4  0    98       CEREAL (651)
-MAJOR TOM 6333               13   5  1    96       MORE VODKA (694)
 GOLGO 13 3689                16  20  1    94       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839        10  13  0    93       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525             17   3  0    91       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUPERT SAMS 7602             13  17  1    90       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-SUGAR LOW 6930               13   3  1    87       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 CAO CAO 8791                 12  10  0    85       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 THE CHROME HORSE 8705        10   5  0    85       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 WHOLE 5895                   20   8  0    84       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 FLAT 6880                    17   5  0    84       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 IRON BITCH 5859              16  22  2    84       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 VARDON WEISS 6813            13  30  0    76       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 CRYBABY 5853                 12  10  0    75       OUTLAWS (643)
 ROY ROGERS 7836               8  15  0    72       COWBOY CROONERS (981)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TAISHI CI 8789               13  13  1    66       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 CORN FLAKES 5903              8   4  1    66       CEREAL (651)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       8   3  1    66       BAD COMBOS (689)
 XIAHOU DUN 8784               5   4  0    66       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 COPYCAT 5854                 10  12  1    64       OUTLAWS (643)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939             16  11  0    62       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 8 AM CLASS 6621              14   3  0    60       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
-GORGOLLA 4146                 9  11  0    58       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-CUB 6810                      4   6  0    57       NL CENTRAL (783)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-STEROID GAMES 6309            5   4  1    54       BAD COMBOS (689)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         12  10  1    47       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-PIRATE 6806                   6   4  0    47       NL CENTRAL (783)
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835             9  15  0    46       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 JUDAH 4543                    5   7  2    45       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-MISSING DISLIKE 6849          3   0  0    45       BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790)
-TRANSFORMERS 8711             5   3  0    44       MY CARTOONS (1128)
-CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867        3   0  0    44       BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)
 GENE AUTRY 7838               7  16  2    43       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677          7   6  1    43       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        4   1  1    43       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 YONDU 6091                    7   4  0    42       OUTLAWS (643)
-LOST IN COUCH 7734            4   0  1    37       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-DEAD PLANTS 8159              3   1  0    37       BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
 CHECKED OUT 8217              6   2  0    36       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 CAUGHT WITHOUT IT 7817        3   1  0    34       BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-HINT OF SLIME 7503            3   5  0    32       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
-FLOOD 7079                    3   1  0    32       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
 MEAN MACHINE 4497             7   9  0    30       FUTURE CRIME (500)
 REPLACING 7818                3   1  0    29       BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)
 THE CRIPPLED GOD 8685         7   7  0    28       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 JABBER JAW 8714               2   4  0    28       MY CARTOONS (1128)
-BLAME THE CLUB 7774           3   0  1    27       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-NO HEAT 7077                  2   0  0    27       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DROP AND BREAK 7730           2   1  0    26       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772        3   2  0    25       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 WARLOCK 6137                  3   9  2    24       OUTLAWS (643)
 SHIRT TAILS 8712              2   4  0    24       MY CARTOONS (1128)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-OUT OF BATTERIES 7732         3   1  1    23       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-VETALA 8672                   3   1  0    22       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        3   1  0    21       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 THE UNION STATION 8692        1   0  0    21       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 GARGOUILLE 6239               1   0  0    19       OUTLAWS (643)
 BEN ALLAN 8263                5   3  0    18       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-BORROWS MONEY 8055            1   0  0    18       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 INPUT ERROR 8076              2   0  0    17       BB DUELMASTERS (1026)
 KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770         3   2  1    16       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
 LITHIUM 8234                  1   0  0    15       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 TORNADOES 8699                1   0  0    15       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052           1   0  0    13       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 OYAMI 8689                    1   0  0    13       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 WILLENDA VOYLE 8266           2   6  0    12       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-WILDLIFE 7076                 2   2  0    12       BASH BROS BASEMENT (836)
-TERMINAL 8655                 3   2  0    11       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 BEYOND SLOW 7771              3   2  0    11       BASH BROS GOLFER (968)
-ECLIPSE 8676                  1   2  0    10       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
-BREWER 8599                   2   2  0     9       NL CENTRAL (783)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694            1   1  0     9       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 SHOCK 7914                    1   1  0     8       BB ELECTRICITY (994)
-CAP'N CRUNCH 8229             1   1  0     7       CEREAL (651)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 SPEED BUGGY 8708              0   1  0     7       MY CARTOONS (1128)
 LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072           1   1  0     6       BB DUELMASTERS (1026)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAVITY 6928             5  3 0 BASH BROS CANDY 806  IRON BITCH 5859       280  REVENGED
ILL NINO 4974          11 10 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      MIDDLE OF THE NI 6527 284   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Fattening -- Can't say that I'll miss two losses. -- Iron Bitch

Astro -- I knew I should have had that 2nd bowl! -- Wheaties

Major Tom -- I was supposed to fight Astro, not you. -- Middle of the Night

The Chrome Horse -- You should have brought a scimitar. -- Book Lost

     To carve a new book-return slot?

Vardon Weiss -- Can't blame me for trying.  But thanks for the learns! -- Corn Flakes

Giggly Jane -- I not only impressed Assur, I impressed myself with that performance.
-- Mr Right Handed

Vetala -- Some bashers are built with power. -- Construction Zone

Golgo 13 -- You're ancient and worthless.  Not even good for a single skill learn. --
Freeloader

Roy Rogers -- Shooting under a house is not a good idea.  Better to just wait until
your target comes out. -- Crawl Space

Hopalong Cassidy -- Good job, partner, you showed me good.  I guess Cowboys are ready
for action early in the morning--more so than myself, certainly -- 8 AM Class

Rupert Sams -- Your ability to beat scum has been a thorn in our sides. -- Whole

The Crippled God -- I guess you found your driver's license on that bookshelf, too.
-- Replacing

Xiahou Dun -- I just knew you were going to hook that shot. -- Can't Close Mouth

Gene Autry -- You don't seem to be very good on the computer.  Better stick to what
you know. -- Missing Dislike

Transformers -- What do you mean you don't play golf?  Are you a communist, too? --
KnowItAllAmateur

Terminal -- I promise to pay back that money, really. -- Borrows Money

We salute the tourney participants, with a special cheer for Spills, Tourney Champion
in Dead Apprentices. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way

Wheaties -- Eating the breakfast of champions will hurt plenty when the champions
come in and want to know where their breakfast is.  Ha. -- Vardon Weiss

Three-two this time, or maybe four-one.  The math on that is too complicated at the
moment.  Improvement is good, and long may it continues. -- Rupert Sams et al

Corn Flakes -- Breakfast of champions, and I'm the champion who's eating on you.  Ha.
-- Vardon Weiss
P.S.  That wasn't even hard: dunk you in milk and leave you to sit for a few minutes,
and presto, soggy flakes.

Brewer -- Just brew it, don't over-drink it. -- Ben Allan

Whole -- Maybe even up to half-and-half. -- Rupert Sams

Oh, orcs. -- Purvis Quail
P.S.  Not that he was a real orc.  A Dwarf?  Get real!

Judah -- Well... I guess your need was greater than mine.  Maybe. -- Willenda Voyle

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

CRAWL SPACE bested THE CHROME HORSE in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
YONDU was demolished by CORN FLAKES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee.
COPYCAT overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
JUDAH overpowered THE CRIPPLED GOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH was bested by GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute Challenge brawl.
MEAN MACHINE was overpowered by DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute Challenge struggle.
WARLOCK was bested by REPLACING in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
UNREALITY vanquished ROY ROGERS in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel.
GOLGO 13 was overpowered by FREELOADER in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WHEATIES savagely defeated IRON BITCH in a action packed 5 minute veteran's fight.
BOOK LOST defeated RUPERT SAMS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's match.
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT easily killed ILL NINO in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest.
CAO CAO demolished 8 AM CLASS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
HOPALONG CASSIDY overcame CRYBABY in a action packed 1 minute veteran's conflict.
WHOLE outlasted TAISHI CI in a action packed 7 minute expert's struggle.
VARDON WEISS was beaten by FLAT in a 1 minute master's brawl.
PURVIS QUAIL was devastated by XIAHOU DUN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
CAUGHT WITHOUT IT overpowered WILLENDA VOYLE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
CHECKED OUT defeated BEN ALLAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
KNOWITALLAMATEUR was bested by JABBER JAW in a 1 minute novice vs. expert bout.
SHIRT TAILS demolished BEYOND SLOW in a crowd boring 3 minute gruesome uneven bout.
INPUT ERROR devastated SPEED BUGGY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOSE YOUR FAVE was defeated by TORNADOES in a 2 minute beginner's fight.
SHOCK was overpowered by GARGOUILLE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LITHIUM defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute bout.
THE UNION STATION vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
OYAMI handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      11         AIMED BLOW        50 -  21 -  4      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   9         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   2 -  0      67  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      7         TOTAL PARRY       43 -  22 -  0      66  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   6         LUNGING ATTACK    90 -  55 -  5      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  6         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  38 -  0      58  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         PARRY-LUNGE       28 -  24 -  0      54  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-STRIKE       9 -   8 -  1      53  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  2         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  48 -  5      52  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  23 -  0      48  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         WALL OF STEEL     22 -  25 -  0      47  |

Turn 284 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  4         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         9 -  2     PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  5         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  2     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  2         2  TOTAL PARRY    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         1  BASHING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      0 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
                                                                1  WALL OF STEEL  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527   17   3  3  137 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            29  14  2  110 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
AIMED BLOW       UNREALITY 7016              9   0  0   99 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
TOTAL PARRY      BOOK LOST 6666             17   3  0   98 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 6876       12  10  1   47 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
SLASHING ATTACK  YONDU 6091                  7   4  0   42 OUTLAWS (643)
PARRY-LUNGE      CAUGHT WITHOUT IT 7817      3   1  0   34 BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was THE CHROME HORSE 8705.  The ten other most popular fighters were IRON BITCH 5859, 
TAISHI CI 8789, RUPERT SAMS 7602, WHEATIES 5900, GENE AUTRY 7838, COPYCAT 5854, 
CHECKED OUT 8217, TORNADOES 8699, LITHIUM 8234, and CORN FLAKES 5903.

The least popular fighter this week was BEYOND SLOW 7771.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were SPEED BUGGY 8708, SHIRT TAILS 8712, WHOLE 5895, ILL NINO 4974, 
GOLGO 13 3689, THE CRIPPLED GOD 8685, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, YONDU 6091, SHOCK 7914, 
and LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072.

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                   CHARGING BUFFALO (11-5764) TRIBAL COUNCIL  (518) 
                        PHOTON (18-3292) MAD SCIENTISTS  (75) 
                     YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) THE OPERA  (613) 
                    TERRY SEYMOUR (74-4284) MEDAL OF HONOR  (519) 
                             SHADIS (77-174) RESCUE  (48) 
                  VANNA WHITE (82-39213) SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR  (4264) 
                  BANALADAR (82-37977) SUPERIOR FORCES 5703  (6306) 
                    ANNIE DUKE (82-49334) HOUSE OF CARDS 3  (8302) 
                 SLICK BILLY (82-49457) POLITICALY INCORRECT  (8320) 
                    PRIVATE 28 (84-3780) MEDAL OF HONOR L2  (736) 
                    GIAN CHILD (84-8531) SUPE FORCES 1906  (1564) 
                    LEBRON LEAVING (84-15536) WHY I WORRY  (2744) 
                  FOREST MOON (84-20784) STORMY'S TROOPERS C  (3699) 
                     GRIMLOUNGE (84-25308) THE BLACK WIND  (4494) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 80 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission.