DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 12/25/2014 Duedate: 01/21/2015 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-284 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT BASH BROS CRICKET (727) (72-6527) [17-3-3,137] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT UNREALITY BASH BROS CRICKET (727) BB REALITY SHOW (824) (72-6527) [17-3-3,137] (72-7016) [9-0-0,99] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite IRON BITCH THE CHROME HORSE TWISTED SISTERS (644) VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) (72-5859) [16-22-2,84] (72-8705) [10-5-0,85] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS CRICKET (727) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 50 2. MY CARTOONS (1128) 35 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 3. DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 32 Unchartered Team 4. BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 29 5. OUTLAWS (643) 25 BB REALITY SHOW (824) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 5 0 0 100 1/ 4 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 6 0 1 2- 2*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 3 0 0 100 2/ 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 6 3 0 3- 4*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 2 0 0 100 3- 1 NL CENTRAL (783) 6 3 0 4/ 7*BB REALITY SHOW (824) 13 2 1 86.7 4/ 2 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 6 5 0 5- 8*BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 12 3 2 80.0 5/ 3 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 6 9 0 6-11 BASH BROS CANDY (806) 35 9 1 79.5 6/32 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 4 2 0 7/12 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 34 9 3 79.1 7/ 8 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 4 2 0 8/22*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977) 6 2 0 75.0 8/12 CEREAL (651) 4 2 0 9/ 3*BB DUELMASTERS (1026) 3 1 0 75.0 9/13 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 4 2 0 10/14 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 28 10 0 73.7 10/15 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 4 5 0 11-17 BAD COMBOS (689) 26 11 2 70.3 11/11*BB REALITY SHOW (824) 3 0 0 12-18*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 7 3 0 70.0 12/31*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977) 3 1 0 13/20 MILK IS GOOD (650) 27 13 0 67.5 13/17*BB DUELMASTERS (1026) 3 1 0 14/19 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 16 8 1 66.7 14/21 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 3 3 0 15-21 MORE VODKA (694) 14 7 1 66.7 15/14 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 3 3 0 16/ 9*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 12 6 2 66.7 16/36 MY CARTOONS (1128) 3 4 0 17/23 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 35 18 2 66.0 17-16*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 2 0 0 18/25 CEREAL (651) 22 12 1 64.7 18- 5 BASH BROS CANDY (806) 2 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/24 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 31 18 1 63.3 19/19 MILK IS GOOD (650) 2 1 0 20-26*BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 3 2 0 60.0 20/22 DEADLY RAGE (158) 2 2 0 21/27 DEADLY RAGE (158) 155 109 9 58.7 21/39 OUTLAWS (643) 2 5 0 22-28 NL CENTRAL (783) 28 21 0 57.1 22-27*BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) 1 0 0 23/29 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 100 92 8 52.1 23-29*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 1 0 0 24/ 5*BB ELECTRICITY (994) 1 1 0 50.0 24-18*ONE LETTER OFF (917) 1 1 0 25/31 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 166 200 6 45.4 25/23*BB ELECTRICITY (994) 1 1 0 26/32 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 78 100 8 43.8 26-20 MORE VODKA (694) 1 1 0 27/36 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 14 19 0 42.4 27- 7*BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 1 2 0 28/34 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 39 53 1 42.4 28/34 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 1 2 0 29/35 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 23 32 1 41.8 29/35 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 1 2 0 30/33 FUTURE CRIME (500) 13 19 0 40.6 30/38 FUTURE CRIME (500) 1 3 0 31-37*ONE LETTER OFF (917) 3 5 0 37.5 31/33*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 1 5 0 32/38 OUTLAWS (643) 47 84 7 35.9 32-40 BAD COMBOS (689) 0 2 0 33/39 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 26 48 2 35.1 33-37*BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) 0 2 0 34/40 MY CARTOONS (1128) 10 23 0 30.3 34-30*BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 0 1 0 35-41*BASH BROS THEATER (791) 0 1 0 0.0 35-41*BASH BROS THEATER (791) 0 1 0 36-42*5 PUDS (440) 0 1 0 0.0 36-42*5 PUDS (440) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report. Sit back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis. We now have a new top team for all of you guys to dogpile on. BASH BROS CRICKET now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it. Take a look at VAR'S FAV BARS' act, as they have a 3-1-0 week and gain 26 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BB DRIVER LICENSE, who swept up 19 places in the ranks. Take a look at MY CARTOONS' act, as they have a 2-1-0 week and gain 20 places in the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is OUTLAWS, who swept up 18 places in the ranks. Hey everybody, watch out for THE UNION STATION, who flew up 21 points in the rankings after mashing EMBEZZLING SCRIBE like a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands. THE CRIPPLED GOD was beat by JUDAH and drops 11 points. Try as hard as the NL CENTRAL stable might, they were unable to find their warrior (and ex-Duelmaster) ASTRO before this week's fights. In front of all the crowds, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT took the Duelmaster's crown for his own. I give the bum two weeks. Advice to bashers--never force anything, just get a bigger halberd! But enough of that bunch, let's get on to the wimps who like to avoid battle! Did you hear that MIDDLE WAY 9 was most avoided team this week? Well, knowing the personal hygiene of MIDDLE WAY 9's warriors, I'm not surprised! For those of you who like math, try this one: MIDDLE WAY 9 + Weapons That go Boom = OUTLAWS + Avoid City. Well just about everybody wants a piece of GOLGO 13, who was this week's most challenged warrior. Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day drinking to their memory. Better tanked than dead! The audience likes blood and there was plenty of it covering ILL NINO as he was driven to an early grave by MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT of the BASH BROS CRICKET. Carrion Bird Heaven: ILL NINO was killed by MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (The true definition of 'Street Pizza'). Here's some advice: warriors with little wit and will may encounter problems on the trail to the Isle. Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DRAGONHEAD have no sense of humor. Or maybe that they were senseless. C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some tracks. Hasta la bye-bye. (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown Spymaster DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527 17 3 3 137 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 12 2 0 128 BAD COMBOS (689) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -ASTRO 6805 9 0 0 125 NL CENTRAL (783) -KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 9 1 0 111 DEADLY RAGE (158) FREELOADER 6654 29 14 2 110 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) -FATTENING 6926 13 2 0 108 BASH BROS CANDY (806) UNREALITY 7016 9 0 0 99 BB REALITY SHOW (824) BOOK LOST 6666 17 3 0 98 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) WHEATIES 5900 13 4 0 98 CEREAL (651) -MAJOR TOM 6333 13 5 1 96 MORE VODKA (694) GOLGO 13 3689 16 20 1 94 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 10 13 0 93 COWBOY CROONERS (981) CRAWL SPACE 6525 17 3 0 91 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME RUPERT SAMS 7602 13 17 1 90 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -SUGAR LOW 6930 13 3 1 87 BASH BROS CANDY (806) CAO CAO 8791 12 10 0 85 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) THE CHROME HORSE 8705 10 5 0 85 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) WHOLE 5895 20 8 0 84 MILK IS GOOD (650) FLAT 6880 17 5 0 84 BASH BROS TIRES (796) IRON BITCH 5859 16 22 2 84 TWISTED SISTERS (644) VARDON WEISS 6813 13 30 0 76 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) CRYBABY 5853 12 10 0 75 OUTLAWS (643) ROY ROGERS 7836 8 15 0 72 COWBOY CROONERS (981) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TAISHI CI 8789 13 13 1 66 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) CORN FLAKES 5903 8 4 1 66 CEREAL (651) -LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 8 3 1 66 BAD COMBOS (689) XIAHOU DUN 8784 5 4 0 66 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) COPYCAT 5854 10 12 1 64 OUTLAWS (643) -GIGGLY JANE 5939 16 11 0 62 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 8 AM CLASS 6621 14 3 0 60 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) -GORGOLLA 4146 9 11 0 58 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -CUB 6810 4 6 0 57 NL CENTRAL (783) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -STEROID GAMES 6309 5 4 1 54 BAD COMBOS (689) MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 12 10 1 47 BASH BROS TIRES (796) -PIRATE 6806 6 4 0 47 NL CENTRAL (783) PURVIS QUAIL 7835 9 15 0 46 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) JUDAH 4543 5 7 2 45 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) -MISSING DISLIKE 6849 3 0 0 45 BASH BROS FACEBOOK (790) -TRANSFORMERS 8711 5 3 0 44 MY CARTOONS (1128) -CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 3 0 0 44 BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) GENE AUTRY 7838 7 16 2 43 COWBOY CROONERS (981) DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 7 6 1 43 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) -STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 4 1 1 43 BB REALITY SHOW (824) YONDU 6091 7 4 0 42 OUTLAWS (643) -LOST IN COUCH 7734 4 0 1 37 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) -DEAD PLANTS 8159 3 1 0 37 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) CHECKED OUT 8217 6 2 0 36 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) CAUGHT WITHOUT IT 7817 3 1 0 34 BB DRIVER LICENSE (977) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -HINT OF SLIME 7503 3 5 0 32 ONE LETTER OFF (917) -FLOOD 7079 3 1 0 32 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) MEAN MACHINE 4497 7 9 0 30 FUTURE CRIME (500) REPLACING 7818 3 1 0 29 BB DRIVER LICENSE (977) THE CRIPPLED GOD 8685 7 7 0 28 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) JABBER JAW 8714 2 4 0 28 MY CARTOONS (1128) -BLAME THE CLUB 7774 3 0 1 27 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) -NO HEAT 7077 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) -KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -DROP AND BREAK 7730 2 1 0 26 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772 3 2 0 25 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) WARLOCK 6137 3 9 2 24 OUTLAWS (643) SHIRT TAILS 8712 2 4 0 24 MY CARTOONS (1128) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 3 1 1 23 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) -DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796) -VETALA 8672 3 1 0 22 TWISTED SISTERS (644) -TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 3 1 0 21 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) THE UNION STATION 8692 1 0 0 21 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) -BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 4 0 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) GARGOUILLE 6239 1 0 0 19 OUTLAWS (643) BEN ALLAN 8263 5 3 0 18 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -BORROWS MONEY 8055 1 0 0 18 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) INPUT ERROR 8076 2 0 0 17 BB DUELMASTERS (1026) KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770 3 2 1 16 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) LITHIUM 8234 1 0 0 15 DEADLY RAGE (158) TORNADOES 8699 1 0 0 15 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) -MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) OYAMI 8689 1 0 0 13 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) WILLENDA VOYLE 8266 2 6 0 12 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -WILDLIFE 7076 2 2 0 12 BASH BROS BASEMENT (836) -TERMINAL 8655 3 2 0 11 TWISTED SISTERS (644) BEYOND SLOW 7771 3 2 0 11 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) -ECLIPSE 8676 1 2 0 10 TWISTED SISTERS (644) -PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689) -BREWER 8599 2 2 0 9 NL CENTRAL (783) -THE BLUE TOAD 8694 1 1 0 9 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) SHOCK 7914 1 1 0 8 BB ELECTRICITY (994) -CAP'N CRUNCH 8229 1 1 0 7 CEREAL (651) -TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824) SPEED BUGGY 8708 0 1 0 7 MY CARTOONS (1128) LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072 1 1 0 6 BB DUELMASTERS (1026) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? CAVITY 6928 5 3 0 BASH BROS CANDY 806 IRON BITCH 5859 280 REVENGED ILL NINO 4974 11 10 0 DEADLY RAGE 158 MIDDLE OF THE NI 6527 284 PERSONAL ADS Fattening -- Can't say that I'll miss two losses. -- Iron Bitch Astro -- I knew I should have had that 2nd bowl! -- Wheaties Major Tom -- I was supposed to fight Astro, not you. -- Middle of the Night The Chrome Horse -- You should have brought a scimitar. -- Book Lost To carve a new book-return slot? Vardon Weiss -- Can't blame me for trying. But thanks for the learns! -- Corn Flakes Giggly Jane -- I not only impressed Assur, I impressed myself with that performance. -- Mr Right Handed Vetala -- Some bashers are built with power. -- Construction Zone Golgo 13 -- You're ancient and worthless. Not even good for a single skill learn. -- Freeloader Roy Rogers -- Shooting under a house is not a good idea. Better to just wait until your target comes out. -- Crawl Space Hopalong Cassidy -- Good job, partner, you showed me good. I guess Cowboys are ready for action early in the morning--more so than myself, certainly -- 8 AM Class Rupert Sams -- Your ability to beat scum has been a thorn in our sides. -- Whole The Crippled God -- I guess you found your driver's license on that bookshelf, too. -- Replacing Xiahou Dun -- I just knew you were going to hook that shot. -- Can't Close Mouth Gene Autry -- You don't seem to be very good on the computer. Better stick to what you know. -- Missing Dislike Transformers -- What do you mean you don't play golf? Are you a communist, too? -- KnowItAllAmateur Terminal -- I promise to pay back that money, really. -- Borrows Money We salute the tourney participants, with a special cheer for Spills, Tourney Champion in Dead Apprentices. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way Wheaties -- Eating the breakfast of champions will hurt plenty when the champions come in and want to know where their breakfast is. Ha. -- Vardon Weiss Three-two this time, or maybe four-one. The math on that is too complicated at the moment. Improvement is good, and long may it continues. -- Rupert Sams et al Corn Flakes -- Breakfast of champions, and I'm the champion who's eating on you. Ha. -- Vardon Weiss P.S. That wasn't even hard: dunk you in milk and leave you to sit for a few minutes, and presto, soggy flakes. Brewer -- Just brew it, don't over-drink it. -- Ben Allan Whole -- Maybe even up to half-and-half. -- Rupert Sams Oh, orcs. -- Purvis Quail P.S. Not that he was a real orc. A Dwarf? Get real! Judah -- Well... I guess your need was greater than mine. Maybe. -- Willenda Voyle LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS CRAWL SPACE bested THE CHROME HORSE in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight. YONDU was demolished by CORN FLAKES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. COPYCAT overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel. JUDAH overpowered THE CRIPPLED GOD in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH was bested by GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute Challenge brawl. MEAN MACHINE was overpowered by DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute Challenge struggle. WARLOCK was bested by REPLACING in a 1 minute Challenge competition. UNREALITY vanquished ROY ROGERS in a action packed 1 minute uneven duel. GOLGO 13 was overpowered by FREELOADER in a 1 minute uneven duel. WHEATIES savagely defeated IRON BITCH in a action packed 5 minute veteran's fight. BOOK LOST defeated RUPERT SAMS in a crowd pleasing 4 minute veteran's match. MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT easily killed ILL NINO in a 1 minute one-sided Title contest. CAO CAO demolished 8 AM CLASS in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. HOPALONG CASSIDY overcame CRYBABY in a action packed 1 minute veteran's conflict. WHOLE outlasted TAISHI CI in a action packed 7 minute expert's struggle. VARDON WEISS was beaten by FLAT in a 1 minute master's brawl. PURVIS QUAIL was devastated by XIAHOU DUN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. CAUGHT WITHOUT IT overpowered WILLENDA VOYLE in a 2 minute one-sided bout. CHECKED OUT defeated BEN ALLAN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict. KNOWITALLAMATEUR was bested by JABBER JAW in a 1 minute novice vs. expert bout. SHIRT TAILS demolished BEYOND SLOW in a crowd boring 3 minute gruesome uneven bout. INPUT ERROR devastated SPEED BUGGY in a 1 minute one-sided bout. LOSE YOUR FAVE was defeated by TORNADOES in a 2 minute beginner's fight. SHOCK was overpowered by GARGOUILLE in a 1 minute uneven fight. LITHIUM defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a exciting 1 minute bout. THE UNION STATION vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout. OYAMI handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |AIMED BLOW 11 AIMED BLOW 50 - 21 - 4 70 | |LUNGING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 2 - 0 67 | |PARRY-LUNGE 7 TOTAL PARRY 43 - 22 - 0 66 | |BASHING ATTACK 6 LUNGING ATTACK 90 - 55 - 5 62 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 STRIKING ATTACK 53 - 38 - 0 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 4 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 24 - 0 54 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-STRIKE 9 - 8 - 1 53 | |STRIKING ATTACK 2 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 48 - 5 52 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 21 - 23 - 0 48 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 22 - 25 - 0 47 | Turn 284 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 4 STRIKING ATTACK AIMED BLOW 9 - 2 PARRY-LUNGE 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK BASHING ATTACK 4 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2 2 TOTAL PARRY LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 BASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 0 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW 1 WALL OF STEEL TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 6527 17 3 3 137 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) BASHING ATTACK FREELOADER 6654 29 14 2 110 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) AIMED BLOW UNREALITY 7016 9 0 0 99 BB REALITY SHOW (824) TOTAL PARRY BOOK LOST 6666 17 3 0 98 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 12 10 1 47 BASH BROS TIRES (796) SLASHING ATTACK YONDU 6091 7 4 0 42 OUTLAWS (643) PARRY-LUNGE CAUGHT WITHOUT IT 7817 3 1 0 34 BB DRIVER LICENSE (977) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859. The most popular warrior this turn was THE CHROME HORSE 8705. The ten other most popular fighters were IRON BITCH 5859, TAISHI CI 8789, RUPERT SAMS 7602, WHEATIES 5900, GENE AUTRY 7838, COPYCAT 5854, CHECKED OUT 8217, TORNADOES 8699, LITHIUM 8234, and CORN FLAKES 5903. The least popular fighter this week was BEYOND SLOW 7771. The other ten least popular fighters were SPEED BUGGY 8708, SHIRT TAILS 8712, WHOLE 5895, ILL NINO 4974, GOLGO 13 3689, THE CRIPPLED GOD 8685, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, YONDU 6091, SHOCK 7914, and LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072. NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS) For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. CHARGING BUFFALO (11-5764) TRIBAL COUNCIL (518) PHOTON (18-3292) MAD SCIENTISTS (75) YOURBAGD FOREVER (47-6968) THE OPERA (613) TERRY SEYMOUR (74-4284) MEDAL OF HONOR (519) SHADIS (77-174) RESCUE (48) VANNA WHITE (82-39213) SUAVE'S FINEST HOUR (4264) BANALADAR (82-37977) SUPERIOR FORCES 5703 (6306) ANNIE DUKE (82-49334) HOUSE OF CARDS 3 (8302) SLICK BILLY (82-49457) POLITICALY INCORRECT (8320) PRIVATE 28 (84-3780) MEDAL OF HONOR L2 (736) GIAN CHILD (84-8531) SUPE FORCES 1906 (1564) LEBRON LEAVING (84-15536) WHY I WORRY (2744) FOREST MOON (84-20784) STORMY'S TROOPERS C (3699) GRIMLOUNGE (84-25308) THE BLACK WIND (4494) Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes * * * * * MEMO * * * * * From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission To: All Managers In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, Victory and may be up to 80 characters long. For any questions, please contact the Gladiatorial Commission.