DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 02/19/2015 Duedate: 03/18/2015 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-286 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS POSITION IS EMPTY Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader POSITION IS EMPTY RAIN BASH BROS SPRING (799) (72-6893) [6-1-0,68] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite IRON BITCH SKIN TICKET TWISTED SISTERS (644) FEAR FACTORY (1118) (72-5859) [18-22-2,114] (72-8630) [0-1-0,7] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM OUTLAWS (643) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. OUTLAWS (643) 45 2. BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 30 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 3. FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 26 Unchartered Team 4. DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 25 5. BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 25 BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 6*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 5 0 1 100 1/11 OUTLAWS (643) 7 8 1 2/ 2*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 4 0 0 100 2/ 5 CEREAL (651) 6 0 0 3/ 0*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 2 0 0 100 3/ 2 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 5 1 1 4- 3*SWEET TOOTH (986) 1 0 0 100 4/ 7 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 5 1 0 5/ 0*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 8 1 0 88.9 5/ 4 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 5 4 0 6- 4 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 14 2 1 87.5 6/ 3 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 5 5 0 7/ 0*BASH BROS NEWS (951) 11 2 0 84.6 7/ 8 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 5 6 1 8/ 0*BB THANKSGIVING (832) 5 1 0 83.3 8/ 9 MY CARTOONS (1128) 4 6 0 9/ 5 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 37 10 3 78.7 9/ 1 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 4 11 0 10/ 0 BASH BROS TREES (871) 20 6 0 76.9 10/ 0*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 3 0 0 11/ 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 37 12 4 75.5 11/20 MILK IS GOOD (650) 3 0 0 12/ 0*BASH BROS BUS (821) 11 4 1 73.3 12-14*KABOOMERS (1048) 3 2 1 13/ 0*BASH BROS SPRING (799) 10 4 0 71.4 13/16*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977) 3 3 0 14/ 0 BASH BROS DOG (749) 10 4 0 71.4 14/ 6 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 3 3 0 15/ 9 MILK IS GOOD (650) 29 13 0 69.0 15/19*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 2 0 1 16/ 8 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 29 13 0 69.0 16/18*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 2 0 0 17/11 CEREAL (651) 26 12 1 68.4 17/ 0*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 2 0 0 18-13*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 12 6 2 66.7 18-12 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 2 0 0 19/ 0*BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 4 2 0 66.7 19/ 0*BASH BROS SPRING (799) 2 0 0 20/ 0*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 2 1 1 66.7 20/ 0*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 2 1 1 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 21/ 0*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 2 1 0 66.7 21/ 0*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 2 1 0 22/15 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 35 18 1 66.0 22/10 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 2 1 0 23/14 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 36 19 2 65.5 23/28 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 2 1 0 24/10 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 17 9 1 65.4 24/21 DEADLY RAGE (158) 2 5 0 25-17*KABOOMERS (1048) 3 2 1 60.0 25/22 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 2 6 0 26-18*BB DUELMASTERS (1026) 3 2 0 60.0 26/ 0 ONE MAN BAND (684) 1 0 1 27/16*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977) 7 5 0 58.3 27/ 0*BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 1 0 0 28/19 DEADLY RAGE (158) 156 113 9 58.0 28-23*SWEET TOOTH (986) 1 0 0 29-21 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 100 94 8 51.5 29/ 0*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 1 0 0 30/ 0 ONE MAN BAND (684) 25 24 1 51.0 30/ 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 1 0 0 31-22*BB ELECTRICITY (994) 1 1 0 50.0 31/ 0*BB THANKSGIVING (832) 1 0 0 32/23 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) 170 206 6 45.2 32/ 0 BASH BROS DOG (749) 1 0 0 33/24 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 80 100 8 44.4 33/ 0 BASH BROS TREES (871) 1 1 0 34/26 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 42 57 1 42.4 34/ 0*BASH BROS NEWS (951) 1 1 0 35/25 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 16 24 1 40.0 35/ 0*BASH BROS BUS (821) 1 1 0 36-28 FUTURE CRIME (500) 13 20 0 39.4 36-15*BB DUELMASTERS (1026) 1 2 0 37/27 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 24 37 1 39.3 37/27 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 1 2 0 38/31 OUTLAWS (643) 52 89 8 36.9 38-17 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 1 3 0 39/30 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 29 51 2 36.3 39/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 1 4 0 40/ 0*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 1 2 0 33.3 40/ 0*FEAR FACTORY (1118) 0 4 0 41/32 MY CARTOONS (1128) 12 28 0 30.0 41/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 0 4 0 42/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 1 4 0 20.0 42-29*BASH BROS GOLFER (968) 0 3 0 43/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 0 4 0 0.0 43-30 FUTURE CRIME (500) 0 2 0 44/ 0*FEAR FACTORY (1118) 0 4 0 0.0 44/ 0*BASH BROS GAS (989) 0 1 0 45/ 0*BASH BROS GAS (989) 0 1 0 0.0 45-26*BB ELECTRICITY (994) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank DUELMASTER'S COLUMN Notes from the arena champ. And I'm off to Lord Protector land. I graduate and the commission describes me thus: 12(1)-12(1)-10-17-21-5-9 Lunger Good Endurance, Good Damage Masters in Attack and Initiative, Advanced Expert in Defense LO/HI LS Dodge Tactic Assur says the translation of all of that gobbledygook is that I don't get to retire yet. Sadness! Middle of the Night SPY REPORT Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DRAGONHEAD this turn, and let's start with a look at some of the teams. It seems the training can make the difference, as MIDDLE WAY 9 is pushed out of top team by OUTLAWS, who came from 11th with a 3-2-1 this turn. Our condolences (or sneers, as the case may be) go out to TWISTED SISTERS for their drop to 22nd from 10th. A 1-0-0 can do that. On their very first turn, BASH BROS NEW CAR had a 2-1-1, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well. Welcome to DRAGONHEAD. On their very first turn, BASH BROS LIGHTS had a 2-1-0, and with this kind of luck or skill, should do well. Welcome to DRAGONHEAD. And let's see, TORNADOES fought RUDE DRIVER and gained 28 points and contributed to VAR'S FAV BARS' 1-4-0. RUDE DRIVER has lost to TORNADOES, falling 24 points, while helping make BASH BROS BUS a 1-1-0 turn. This week's Duelmaster bout was between STONE GOLEM and our Duelmaster MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, making a Dark Arena Challenge. The crowds were amazed this turn, as STONE GOLEM killed the Duelmaster, MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, leaving BASH BROS CRICKET in mourning. By the way, was that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Dripping Blade? The crowd's roar, the smell of iron and leather, mixed with sweat, what more could a warrior ask of life? Well, besides that. MIDDLE WAY 9 has cause to stand tall, as they were DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team. A smart manager knows this is a team to beat. And avoiding MIDDLE WAY 9 more than any other team we find OUTLAWS. DRAGONHEAD, are we going to accept, or respect this sort of thing? The most challenged warrior this turn was TWISTED SISTERS' warrior IRON BITCH. More fighters challenged her than challenged the Duelmaster! A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once. Wise men know this to be true. YONDU must have surprised OUTLAWS this turn, after they sent him to the Dark Arena, but the Dark Arena couldn't hold him! Banners at half mast, warriors, BASH BROS LIBRARY has lost CHECKED OUT, and you might say all of DRAGONHEAD has felt the loss, except maybe DRAGONHEAD. Is it really true that DRAGONHEAD has more dishwashers per capita that fighters? Just thought I'd ask... Thought for the day, a new sword shines bright, but the notched sword sings the sweetest. It's been nice chatting with you, until we meet again, keep your swords sharp and your hammers heavy. Until you see my quill in DRAGONHEAD again, farewell-- Alarond the Scribe CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME IRON BITCH 5859 18 22 2 114 TWISTED SISTERS (644) MORE LEAVES 7260 11 1 0 114 BASH BROS TREES (871) FREELOADER 6654 30 15 2 111 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) WHEATIES 5900 15 4 0 111 CEREAL (651) -KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 9 1 0 111 DEADLY RAGE (158) -UNREALITY 7016 10 0 0 105 BB REALITY SHOW (824) CRAWL SPACE 6525 19 3 0 99 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) WHOLE 5895 22 8 0 97 MILK IS GOOD (650) HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 10 15 0 97 COWBOY CROONERS (981) -GOLGO 13 3689 16 21 1 96 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) RUPERT SAMS 7602 14 18 1 95 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) FLAT 6880 19 5 0 92 BASH BROS TIRES (796) CRYBABY 5853 13 11 0 92 OUTLAWS (643) CAO CAO 8791 13 11 0 91 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ROY ROGERS 7836 9 16 0 90 COWBOY CROONERS (981) BOOK LOST 6666 18 4 0 88 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) CORN FLAKES 5903 10 4 1 84 CEREAL (651) XIAHOU DUN 8784 6 5 0 79 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) VARDON WEISS 6813 13 32 0 71 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) OVERGROWN 7263 9 3 0 71 BASH BROS TREES (871) THE CHROME HORSE 8705 10 7 0 70 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) HUMPING LEG 6637 10 4 0 70 BASH BROS DOG (749) RAIN 6893 6 1 0 68 BASH BROS SPRING (799) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LATE 7002 6 0 0 66 BASH BROS BUS (821) MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 14 10 1 65 BASH BROS TIRES (796) TAISHI CI 8789 13 15 1 65 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) COPYCAT 5854 11 13 1 65 OUTLAWS (643) PIATARBAJO 6267 7 1 1 65 ONE MAN BAND (684) CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 5 0 1 64 BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 8 AM CLASS 6621 15 4 0 63 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) -GIGGLY JANE 5939 16 11 0 62 TWISTED SISTERS (644) TRANSFORMERS 8711 6 3 0 62 MY CARTOONS (1128) REPETITIVE 7684 6 1 0 59 BASH BROS NEWS (951) -GORGOLLA 4146 9 11 0 58 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YONDU 6091 8 5 1 56 OUTLAWS (643) GENE AUTRY 7838 9 16 2 55 COWBOY CROONERS (981) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME TORNADOES 8699 3 0 1 52 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) DEAD PLANTS 8159 4 1 0 50 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) SENSATIONALIZED 7683 5 1 0 47 BASH BROS NEWS (951) PURVIS QUAIL 7835 10 16 0 46 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) -ATE TOO MUCH 7056 3 0 0 45 BB THANKSGIVING (832) POLLEN 6894 4 1 0 44 BASH BROS SPRING (799) -STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 4 1 1 43 BB REALITY SHOW (824) -JUDAH 4543 5 8 2 41 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) ARRANGED 7312 3 0 0 41 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 7 8 1 40 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) GARGOUILLE 6239 3 0 0 38 OUTLAWS (643) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -MEAN MACHINE 4497 7 10 0 31 FUTURE CRIME (500) RUDE DRIVER 7001 5 1 1 30 BASH BROS BUS (821) JABBER JAW 8714 3 5 0 30 MY CARTOONS (1128) BEN ALLAN 8263 6 4 0 28 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) CONVENIENCE 7310 3 0 0 28 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) -BLAME THE CLUB 7774 3 0 1 27 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 2 0 0 27 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) -LOLLYPOP 7873 1 0 0 27 SWEET TOOTH (986) -KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) WARLOCK 6137 3 11 2 26 OUTLAWS (643) LITHIUM 8234 2 1 0 26 DEADLY RAGE (158) -CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7772 3 2 0 25 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) BORROWS MONEY 8055 2 0 0 25 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) TRAVEL 7059 2 1 0 24 BB THANKSGIVING (832) CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 2 0 0 24 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME REPLACING 7818 4 2 0 23 BB DRIVER LICENSE (977) -DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796) -VETALA 8672 3 1 0 22 TWISTED SISTERS (644) -FLAME OUT 8205 1 0 1 21 KABOOMERS (1048) -TIME BOMB 8204 1 0 0 21 KABOOMERS (1048) -BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 4 0 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) TAX PENALTY 7311 2 1 0 20 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) -CATNIP 8203 1 0 0 20 KABOOMERS (1048) FLICKERING 8048 1 0 0 19 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) WILLENDA VOYLE 8266 3 7 0 17 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706) -INPUT ERROR 8076 2 0 0 17 BB DUELMASTERS (1026) -KNOWITALLAMATEUR 7770 3 2 1 16 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) THE BLUE TOAD 8694 1 2 0 15 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) SHIFTED 7941 1 2 0 15 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) WARNING BELLS 8011 1 0 1 14 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) BIASED JUDGES 8153 1 0 0 14 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) OYAMI 8689 1 1 0 14 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) SHIRT TAILS 8712 2 6 0 12 MY CARTOONS (1128) -TERMINAL 8655 3 2 0 11 TWISTED SISTERS (644) -BEYOND SLOW 7771 3 2 0 11 BASH BROS GOLFER (968) SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 1 0 0 11 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) -ECLIPSE 8676 1 2 0 10 TWISTED SISTERS (644) NONSTANDARD 8051 1 0 0 10 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 1 0 0 9 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) -SHOCK 7914 1 1 0 8 BB ELECTRICITY (994) -CAP'N CRUNCH 8229 1 1 0 7 CEREAL (651) FLASHPOINT 8622 1 0 0 7 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) WANG YI 8775 1 0 0 7 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) SKIN TICKET 8630 0 1 0 7 FEAR FACTORY (1118) -TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824) TURNED OFF 7887 0 1 0 7 BASH BROS GAS (989) LEMON 8010 1 0 0 6 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LETHAL DOSAGE 8862 0 1 0 5 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) WAIT AND BLEED 8793 0 1 0 1 DEADLY RAGE (158) FIRST SCRATCH 8009 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) BRIGHT 8050 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) PRINCE OF THORNS 8678 0 1 0 1 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MORDANT DESERTER 0 0 0 WARNING BELLS 8011 286 NONE MIDDLE OF THE NI 6527 18 4 3 BASH BROS CRICKE 727 STONE GOLEM 286 NONE CHECKED OUT 8217 6 4 0 BASH BROS LIBRAR 755 CAPTURED ORC 286 NONE CAUGHT WITHOUT I 7817 3 3 0 BB DRIVER LICENS 977 PIATARBAJO 6267 286 LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072 1 2 0 BB DUELMASTERS 1026 TORNADOES 8699 285 SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA YONDU 6091 286 NONE A 8880 0 1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158 HIGH ELF 286 NONE A 8634 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 1118 SHEWISH GIANT 286 NONE B 8632 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 1118 BLACK ORC 286 NONE C 8631 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 1118 BANDIT PRINCE 286 NONE A 8859 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 1153 BANDIT PRINCE 286 NONE B 8860 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 1153 SPYMASTER 286 NONE C 8861 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 1153 SPYMASTER 286 NONE A 8624 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 3 1116 DARK CHAMPION 286 NONE B 8620 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 3 1116 DARK CHAMPION 286 NONE C 8623 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 3 1116 BANDIT PRINCE 286 NONE D 8621 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 3 1116 STONE GOLEM 286 NONE SPEED BUGGY 8708 0 2 0 MY CARTOONS 1128 STONE GOLEM 286 NONE THE LAST UNICORN 8707 0 1 0 MY CARTOONS 1128 BLACK ORC 286 NONE THE CRIPPLED GOD 8685 7 8 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 CONSTRUCTION ZON 6867 285 THE PLAGUE FORGE 8682 0 1 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 DARK CHAMPION 286 NONE SIX PACK 8864 0 1 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127 MOUNTAIN TROLL 286 NONE PERSONAL ADS Replacing -- It always seems to work. -- Warlock Mr Right Handed -- It works for me, sometimes. -- Copycat Assur -- Thanks. But I am enjoying my outlaw incarnation. -- Gargouille Six dead! Will Dragonhead perish? Surely not. Book Lost -- As to last turn, you can have it. We do not want it. -- Rupert Sams Flat -- I am following the advice of someone or other: teaching you to fix it is better than fixing it for you. Thus, you will be able to fix future flats. Or even sharps. -- Vardon Weiss Caught Without It -- My name is obscure? It's just a name. It means me. -- Willenda Voyle P.S. The choice of names is, I think, based on the no-longer-valid possibility that we might end up in a story someday. Jorja likes names that people can adventure under. Or something like that. Checked Out -- I fixed YOU. I went to amazon and BOUGHT the book. -- Ben Allan Our congratulations to Middle of the Night. -- Jorja and those who walk the Middle Way Plus, we salute the tourney participants, with a special raspberry for Construction Zone, tourney victor. -- Jorja et al P.S. But it was a FRESH raspberry. Four-one? Even with two standbys, we like it. -- Rupert Sams et al Iron Bitch -- You and your killing ways do NOT make me smile. -- Assur Judah -- I'm glad that your killing ways are mitigated by your being a terrible warrior. -- Corn Flakes Hopalong Cassidy -- Can't very well hop when you're under a house. -- Crawl Space Golgo 13 -- People don't believe in me, but I am the breakfast of champions. -- Wheaties Cheerios. The Chrome Horse -- Isn't it sad that Bashers have such trouble with Scum? Doesn't seem like it should be that way in the rock-scissors-paper game that we love, but it is. -- Assur Yondu -- Beaten by 12s. -- Mr Right Handed Crybaby -- And I close my season out with victory. See you next season, which will be the most exciting yet. -- Unreality Rupert Sams -- I guess the prior fight was just too good to be true. -- Book Lost Vardon Weiss -- Stopped you cold, in the cold. -- Flat Tire Xiahou Dun -- I had been stopped by an officer on the way to the arena and didn't have my license with me. I was a bit off. -- Caught Without It Deadhouse Gates -- You have to get up pretty early in the morning... -- 8 AM Class Gene Autry -- Return that book! I want to read it. -- Checked Out The Crippled God -- You are no god at all. -- Construction Zone Var -- Once again, apologies for the deaths. As you are well aware, they happen. But in virtually all arenas, I run 4-6 KD and aim for limbs. No different here. -- Assur Lithium -- I want a Lithium driver's license. Then, in theory, I wouldn't have to replace it. -- Replacing Tornadoes -- Tore right through my favorite. -- Assur LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT was dealt death by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena fight. YONDU murdered SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee. SPEED BUGGY was narrowly killed by STONE GOLEM in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel. B was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. B was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. A was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. B was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. C was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. A was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition. C was assassinated by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee. D was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena duel. A was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena duel. A was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel. C was assassinated by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match. SIX PACK was executed by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. THE LAST UNICORN was murdered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match. THE PLAGUE FORGE was butchered by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena conflict. IRON BITCH viciously subdued RUPERT SAMS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge battle. COPYCAT was handily defeated by CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge conflict. CRYBABY overpowered THE CHROME HORSE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge struggle. CORN FLAKES handily defeated VARDON WEISS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. GARGOUILLE bested LITHIUM in a popular 1 minute Challenge brawl. MORE LEAVES overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match. HOPALONG CASSIDY was narrowly defeated by WHEATIES in a 5 minute master's conflict. FREELOADER overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. CRAWL SPACE overcame XIAHOU DUN in a action packed 4 minute duel. WHOLE bested ROY ROGERS in a popular 3 minute veteran's bout. OVERGROWN was overpowered by KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided duel. 8 AM CLASS was savagely defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute gory duel. BOOK LOST subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 4 minute veteran's melee. FLAT handily defeated TAISHI CI in a 1 minute uneven bout. MR RIGHT HANDED overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a exciting 1 minute uneven competition. RAIN overpowered PURVIS QUAIL in a 1 minute uneven duel. CONSTRUCTION ZONE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 1 minute one-sided match. HUMPING LEG overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided bout. LATE overpowered DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute one-sided fray. SENSATIONALIZED was bested by TRANSFORMERS in a popular 2 minute bloody duel. CHECKED OUT was narrowly killed by CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. REPETITIVE handily defeated JABBER JAW in a 1 minute one-sided fight. DEAD PLANTS demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict. GENE AUTRY vanquished WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided bout. RUDE DRIVER was vanquished by TORNADOES in a 1 minute mismatched bout. POLLEN subdued BEN ALLAN in a 2 minute gruesome competition. PIATARBAJO executed CAUGHT WITHOUT IT in a 1 minute one-sided fight. ARRANGED viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal duel. WILLENDA VOYLE was overcome by CONVENIENCE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute duel. BORROWS MONEY overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. SHIRT TAILS was handily defeated by TRAVEL in a 1 minute mismatched melee. THE BLUE TOAD was subdued by SHIFTED in a 2 minute match. CHEMICAL SMELL overpowered OYAMI in a 1 minute one-sided battle. REPLACING won victory over CULT MEMBER in a popular 1 minute bout. TAX PENALTY handily defeated LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute mismatched bout. MAKESMELOOKBAD vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match. SIX-GUN TAROT handily defeated TURNED OFF in a 1 minute one-sided bout. BIASED JUDGES demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight. FLICKERING outwaited SKIN TICKET in a crowd pleasing 8 minute contest. WARNING BELLS executed MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. WANG YI subdued FIRST SCRATCH in a 1 minute novice's brawl. FLASHPOINT bested BRIGHT in a 1 minute bloody novice's match. ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS bested PRINCE OF THORNS in a 1 minute novice's bout. WAIT AND BLEED lost to LEMON in a popular 1 minute novice's struggle. NONSTANDARD bested PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 4 minute amateur's conflict. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 23 TOTAL PARRY 45 - 22 - 0 67 | |AIMED BLOW 18 PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 1 - 0 67 | |BASHING ATTACK 13 BASHING ATTACK 54 - 31 - 6 64 | |STRIKING ATTACK 10 STRIKING ATTACK 55 - 33 - 2 63 | |TOTAL PARRY 7 LUNGING ATTACK 91 - 62 - 4 59 | |PARRY-LUNGE 7 AIMED BLOW 50 - 37 - 2 57 | |SLASHING ATTACK 6 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 29 - 0 48 | |WALL OF STEEL 4 SLASHING ATTACK 24 - 27 - 1 47 | |PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 10 - 0 44 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 WALL OF STEEL 23 - 29 - 1 44 | Turn 286 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: TOTAL PARRY 7 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 3 - 4 3 LUNGING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 9 - 14 3 TOTAL PARRY BASHING ATTACK 8 - 5 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 4 1 BASHING ATTACK PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 1 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 4 - 14 1 PARRY-LUNGE PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 WALL OF STEEL 1 SLASHING ATTACK TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME LUNGING ATTACK MORE LEAVES 7260 11 1 0 114 BASH BROS TREES (871) BASHING ATTACK FREELOADER 6654 30 15 2 111 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) TOTAL PARRY WHEATIES 5900 15 4 0 111 CEREAL (651) AIMED BLOW FLAT 6880 19 5 0 92 BASH BROS TIRES (796) STRIKING ATTACK HUMPING LEG 6637 10 4 0 70 BASH BROS DOG (749) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 14 10 1 65 BASH BROS TIRES (796) SLASHING ATTACK YONDU 6091 8 5 1 56 OUTLAWS (643) PARRY-LUNGE SENSATIONALIZED 7683 5 1 0 47 BASH BROS NEWS (951) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859. The most popular warrior this turn was SKIN TICKET 8630. The ten other most popular fighters were SPEED BUGGY 8708, ROY ROGERS 7836, HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839, WHEATIES 5900, XIAHOU DUN 8784, TRANSFORMERS 8711, IRON BITCH 5859, FREELOADER 6654, CAO CAO 8791, and MORE LEAVES 7260. The least popular fighter this week was CRAWL SPACE 6525. The other ten least popular fighters were D 8621, PRINCE OF THORNS 8678, BRIGHT 8050, TURNED OFF 7887, OYAMI 8689, SHIRT TAILS 8712, CAUGHT WITHOUT IT 7817, RUDE DRIVER 7001, WARLOCK 6137, and JABBER JAW 8714. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (72-6527) BASH BROS CRICKET (727)