DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/19/2015    Duedate: 04/15/2015

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-287

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

POSITION IS EMPTY

Chartered Recognition LeaderUnchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              CONSTRUCTION ZONE
                               BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)
                               (72-6867) [6-0-1,80]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRON BITCH                     GENE AUTRY
TWISTED SISTERS (644)          COWBOY CROONERS (981)
(72-5859) [18-23-2,101]        (72-7838) [10-16-2,66]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUTLAWS (643)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. COWBOY CROONERS (981)       29
2. DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)     29      BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
3. BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)    27      Unchartered Team
4. OUTLAWS (643)               17
5. BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)     16      BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)    6   0  1  100   1/ 1 OUTLAWS (643)             8  7 1
 2- 4*SWEET TOOTH (986)          1   0  0  100   2/10*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  6  0 0
 3/ 5*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  11   1  0 91.7   3/ 2 CEREAL (651)              5  1 0
 4- 6 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     14   2  1 87.5   4/ 4 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     5  1 0
 5/ 7*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      13   2  0 86.7   5/ 5 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     5  4 0
 6/ 2*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)   4   1  0 80.0   6/ 9 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        5 10 0
 7/ 9 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   38  10  3 79.2   7/19*BASH BROS SPRING (799)    4  0 0
 8/12*BASH BROS BUS (821)       13   4  1 76.5   8/ 3 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   4  1 0
 9/11 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   38  12  4 76.0   9/21*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   4  2 0
10/13*BASH BROS SPRING (799)    12   4  0 75.0  10/ 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   4  6 1
11/14 BASH BROS DOG (749)       11   4  0 73.3  11/15*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)   3  0 1
12/10 BASH BROS TREES (871)     20   8  0 71.4  12/11 MILK IS GOOD (650)        3  0 0
13/19*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)   5   2  0 71.4  13/34*BASH BROS NEWS (951)      3  1 0
14/ 8*BB THANKSGIVING (832)      5   2  0 71.4  14/35*BASH BROS BUS (821)       3  1 0
15/15 MILK IS GOOD (650)        30  13  0 69.8  15-12*KABOOMERS (1048)          3  2 1
16/16 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   30  13  0 69.8  16/ 7 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     3  6 1
17/17 CEREAL (651)              27  13  1 67.5  17/ 8 MY CARTOONS (1128)        3  7 0
18/24 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   18   9  1 66.7  18/27*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  2  0 0
19/21*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)    4   2  0 66.7  19/30 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   2  0 0
20-20*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)   2   1  1 66.7  20/32 BASH BROS DOG (749)       2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
21/ 3*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)   2   1  0 66.7  21-20*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  2  1 1
22/23 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    37  19  2 66.1  22/16*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  2  1 0
23/22 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     36  19  1 65.5  23/17*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  2  1 0
24-25*KABOOMERS (1048)           3   2  1 60.0  24/22 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     2  1 0
25-26*BB DUELMASTERS (1026)      3   2  0 60.0  25/37 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   2  1 0
26-27*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)    7   5  0 58.3  26/23 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    2  1 0
27/28 DEADLY RAGE (158)        156 115  9 57.6  27/14 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   2  3 0
28-29 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    100  94  8 51.5  28/39*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     2  4 0
29-30 ONE MAN BAND (684)        25  24  1 51.0  29/25 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    2  6 0
30/32 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       171 210  6 44.9  30-26 ONE MAN BAND (684)        1  0 1
31/33 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     80 101  8 44.2  31-28*SWEET TOOTH (986)         1  0 0
32/34 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   43  59  2 42.2  32-18 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     1  0 0
33/35 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     17  25  1 40.5  33/29*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     1  1 0
34/37 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    25  38  1 39.7  34/31*BB THANKSGIVING (832)     1  1 0
35-36 FUTURE CRIME (500)        13  20  0 39.4  35/33 BASH BROS TREES (871)     1  3 0
36/38 OUTLAWS (643)             55  91  8 37.7  36-13*BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)   1  3 0
37/39 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     31  52  2 37.3  37/24 DEADLY RAGE (158)         1  6 0
38/42*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      2   4  0 33.3  38/41*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    0  5 0
39/ 0*SELLSWORDS VI (1045)       1   2  0 33.3  39-40*FEAR FACTORY (1118)       0  4 0
40/41 MY CARTOONS (1128)        13  30  0 30.2  40-38 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     0  2 0
41/40*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)      1   3  0 25.0  41-44*BASH BROS GAS (989)       0  1 0
42/43*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)     0   5  0  0.0  42-36*BB DUELMASTERS (1026)     0  1 0
43-44*FEAR FACTORY (1118)        0   4  0  0.0  43/ 0*SELLSWORDS VI (1045)      0  1 0
44-45*BASH BROS GAS (989)        0   1  0  0.0  44-43 FUTURE CRIME (500)        0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Rising in the 
ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BASH BROS SPRING, 
who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  Take a look at BASH BROS LIGHTS' act, as they 
have a 2-1-0 week and gain 12 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a 
loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BASH BROS NEWS, who swept up 21 
places in the ranks.  Take a look at BASH BROS BUS' act, as they have a 2-0-0 week 
and gain 21 places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored 
bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is BASH BROS HAIRCUT, who swept up 11 places in the 
ranks.  Take a look at BASH BROS DOG's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 12 
places in the team ranking.  Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, 
I admit it's corny) is BASH BROS COLLEGE, who swept up 12 places in the ranks.  What 
goes up, must come down.  Watch out DRAGONHEAD!  BASH BROS LIBRARY may fall on you as 
it crushes past the teams below it to fall on the 27th spot.  Take a look at FEAR 
FACTORY 3's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 11 places in the team ranking.  
Suffering under a 0-2-0 record and dropping from 24th to 37th place were the DEADLY 
RAGE.  Keep trying!  BASH BROS MARRIAGE is no joke as it posted a 3-0-0 week 
advancing from 10th place to 2nd place.  Hey everybody, watch out for CAO CAO, who 
flew up 26 points in the rankings after mashing CORN FLAKES like a melon.  Keep your 
eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  
OVERGROWN was subdued by COPYCAT and drops 13 points.  Can you believe they are 
paying me 10 gold to deliver this stuff?   
     Here is other news that is of note.  Did you hear that DYNASTY WARRIORS was most 
avoided team this week?  Well, knowing the personal hygiene of DYNASTY WARRIORS' 
warriors, I'm not surprised!  For those of you who like math, try this one:  DYNASTY 
WARRIORS + Weapons That go Boom = OUTLAWS + Avoid City.  Well dang howdy, but if 
challenges were votes, IRON BITCH would be president.  Although it may be a contest 
she doesn't want to win.   
     Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the 
most interesting, though!  I have no doubt that DYNASTY WARRIORS will be celebrating 
long and loud their warrior CAO CAO's slaying of CORN FLAKES on the sands.  Ask not 
the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no.  Silly buggers, eh?   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DRAGONHEAD have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  Well, there goes another Spy 
Report.  Good luck in next week's fights.  See ya next time I'm on this circuit!-- 
The Unknown Spymaster  

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHEATIES 5900                16   4  0   117       CEREAL (651)
 CAO CAO 8791                 14  11  1   117       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839        11  15  0   115       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 FREELOADER 6654              31  15  2   113       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          9   1  0   111       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-UNREALITY 7016               10   0  0   105       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 FLAT 6880                    20   5  0   104       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525             20   3  0   101       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 IRON BITCH 5859              18  23  2   101       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 WHOLE 5895                   23   8  0   100       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 BOOK LOST 6666               19   4  0    96       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
-GOLGO 13 3689                16  21  1    96       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 CRYBABY 5853                 13  12  0    92       OUTLAWS (643)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROY ROGERS 7836               9  17  0    90       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 MORE LEAVES 7260             11   2  0    88       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 RUPERT SAMS 7602             14  19  1    87       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 COPYCAT 5854                 12  13  1    81       OUTLAWS (643)
 HUMPING LEG 6637             11   4  0    81       BASH BROS DOG (749)
 CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867        6   0  1    80       BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)
-XIAHOU DUN 8784               6   5  0    79       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 RAIN 6893                     7   1  0    75       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 VARDON WEISS 6813            13  33  0    72       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
 8 AM CLASS 6621              16   4  0    70       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
-THE CHROME HORSE 8705        10   7  0    70       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 LATE 7002                     7   0  0    68       BASH BROS BUS (821)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         14  11  1    66       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 TAISHI CI 8789               13  16  1    66       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 GENE AUTRY 7838              10  16  2    66       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-PIATARBAJO 6267               7   1  1    65       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939             16  11  0    62       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 YONDU 6091                    9   5  1    62       OUTLAWS (643)
 REPETITIVE 7684               7   1  0    61       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683          6   1  0    60       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 DEAD PLANTS 8159              5   1  0    60       BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
-GORGOLLA 4146                 9  11  0    58       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 OVERGROWN 7263                9   4  0    58       BASH BROS TREES (871)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TRANSFORMERS 8711             6   4  0    56       MY CARTOONS (1128)
 POLLEN 6894                   5   1  0    52       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 ARRANGED 7312                 4   0  0    52       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
-TORNADOES 8699                3   0  1    52       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 PURVIS QUAIL 7835            10  17  0    47       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
-ATE TOO MUCH 7056             3   0  0    45       BB THANKSGIVING (832)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        4   1  1    43       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677          7   9  1    41       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 JABBER JAW 8714               4   5  0    41       MY CARTOONS (1128)
 CONVENIENCE 7310              4   0  0    39       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RUDE DRIVER 7001              6   1  1    36       BASH BROS BUS (821)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MEAN MACHINE 4497             7  10  0    31       FUTURE CRIME (500)
 CHEMICAL SMELL 7875           3   0  0    31       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 GARGOUILLE 6239               3   1  0    30       OUTLAWS (643)
 WARLOCK 6137                  4  11  2    29       OUTLAWS (643)
 WILLENDA VOYLE 8266           4   7  0    28       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-LOLLYPOP 7873                 1   0  0    27       SWEET TOOTH (986)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 TAX PENALTY 7311              3   1  0    25       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
-BORROWS MONEY 8055            2   0  0    25       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BEN ALLAN 8263                6   5  0    23       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-REPLACING 7818                4   2  0    23       BB DRIVER LICENSE (977)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-VETALA 8672                   3   1  0    22       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 THE BLUE TOAD 8694            2   2  0    22       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 FLICKERING 8048               2   0  0    22       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-FLAME OUT 8205                1   0  1    21       KABOOMERS (1048)
-TIME BOMB 8204                1   0  0    21       KABOOMERS (1048)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 LITHIUM 8234                  2   2  0    20       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-CATNIP 8203                   1   0  0    20       KABOOMERS (1048)
 FLASHPOINT 8622               2   0  0    18       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
 MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052           2   1  0    18       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 ARDMARK 8186                  1   1  0    18       SELLSWORDS VI (1045)
-INPUT ERROR 8076              2   0  0    17       BB DUELMASTERS (1026)
 TRAVEL 7059                   2   2  0    16       BB THANKSGIVING (832)
 SHIFTED 7941                  1   3  0    16       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 OYAMI 8689                    1   2  0    15       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-WARNING BELLS 8011            1   0  1    14       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 BRIGHT 8050                   1   1  0    14       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 SHIRT TAILS 8712              2   7  0    13       MY CARTOONS (1128)
 PRINCE OF THORNS 8678         1   1  0    13       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-TERMINAL 8655                 3   2  0    11       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            1   0  0    11       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-ECLIPSE 8676                  1   2  0    10       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 WANG YI 8775                  1   1  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      1   0  0     9       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153            1   1  0     8       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
-CAP'N CRUNCH 8229             1   1  0     7       CEREAL (651)
-SKIN TICKET 8630              0   1  0     7       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-TURNED OFF 7887               0   1  0     7       BASH BROS GAS (989)
-LEMON 8010                    1   0  0     6       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 LETHAL DOSAGE 8862            0   2  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
 NONSTANDARD 8051              1   1  0     4       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 WAIT AND BLEED 8793           0   2  0     2       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-FIRST SCRATCH 8009            0   1  0     1       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAUGHT WITHOUT I 7817   3  3 0 BB DRIVER LICENS 977 PIATARBAJO 6267       286   
LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072     1  2 0 BB DUELMASTERS 1026  TORNADOES 8699        285   
CORN FLAKES 5903       10  5 1 CEREAL 651           CAO CAO 8791          287   
THE CRIPPLED GOD 8685   7  8 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 CONSTRUCTION ZON 6867 285   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Unreality -- I can't wait. -- Crybaby

Mr Right Handed -- My manager didn't seem to like it. -- Yondu

Assur -- It seems making people smile is not my best attribute. -- Iron Bitch

Twenty dead!  It must be tourney time, with managers seeking likely rookies.  Oog.

An oh-fer with no standbys.  We do NOT like it. -- Rupert Sams et al

Book Lost -- Always.  For everyone, unfortunately. -- Rupert Sams

Flat Tire -- Ah!  But now that spring has sprung, cold is not the plan. -- Vardon
Weiss

Iron Bitch -- I prayed for rain, and the subsequent rust, but it didn't work. --
Rupert Sams

Corn Flakes -- If you hadn't been frosted, I'd've handled you. -- Vardon Weiss

Rain -- Darn.  It was Rupert who wanted you. -- Purvis Quail

Pollen -- I dig I'b allergic. -- Ben Allan

Convenience -- No, it was NOT convenient.  Don't do that again. -- Willenda Voyle

Vardon Weiss -- Thanks so much for the learns. -- Corn Flakes

Hopalong Cassidy -- Not sure what you cowboys eat for breakfast, but let me teach you
the new order. -- Wheaties

Xiahou Dun -- Even if you found me, my children are still in hiding. -- Crawl Space

Roy Rogers -- Milk is Good. -- Whole

     True.

Taishi Ci -- Sometimes you just have a bad day. -- Flat

Purvis Quail -- This is my time. -- Rain

Deadhouse Gates -- Sometimes, you should just drive. -- Late

Transformers -- You are more than meets the eye, I am less. -- Sensationalized

Jabber Jaw -- You only think you read this story before.  Actually it is much
different.  We changed the 5th, 10th, and 14th sentence of the article. -- Repetitive

Tornados -- I guess you don't care about manners. -- Rude Driver

Ben Allan -- Hard to catch me when you usually can't even see me. -- Pollen

Piatarbajo -- I can only hope you find your own end in the same way. -- Assur

Willenda Voyle -- Sorry, I'm already spoken for. -- Convenience

Shirt Tails -- Traveling on the busiest day of the year?  You need more than fancy
clothes. -- Travel

The Blue Toad -- Blue, Red, Pink, Yellow?  Doesn't matter.  Bring it on. -- Shifted

Oyami -- Stayawayme. -- Chemical Smell

Lethal Dose -- You still have to pay your taxes, dead or alive. -- Tax Penalty

Six-Gun Tarot -- Downed by trickery. -- Turned Off

Skin Ticket -- Not as scary as the dark. -- Flickering

Wang Yi -- And I am no longer new. -- First Scratch

Flashpoint -- You shine more than time. -- Bright

Prince of Thorns -- And you think the last broadcast was bad, wait until you hear the
next one. -- Annoying Announcers

Wait and Bleed -- After you've had me 6 months, you'll have bled plenty. -- Lemon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHEATIES slimly won victory over IRON BITCH in a 3 minute master's Challenge fight.
HUMPING LEG handily defeated VARDON WEISS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BOOK LOST won victory over CRYBABY in a popular 6 minute master's Challenge brawl.
COPYCAT demolished OVERGROWN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition.
GARGOUILLE was vanquished by ARRANGED in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
RUPERT SAMS was overpowered by FLAT in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
MORE LEAVES was overpowered by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
CRAWL SPACE outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a slow 16 minute duel.
FREELOADER won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
CAO CAO executed CORN FLAKES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
WHOLE defeated ROY ROGERS in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's match.
RAIN viciously subdued TAISHI CI in a exciting 4 minute brutal contest.
TRANSFORMERS was bested by GENE AUTRY in a crowd pleasing 5 minute gory master's bout.
CONSTRUCTION ZONE vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
LATE vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
REPETITIVE viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute master vs. novice brawl.
8 AM CLASS overpowered PURVIS QUAIL in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was overcome by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute master's competition.
YONDU overpowered DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POLLEN overpowered BEN ALLAN in a 1 minute uneven fray.
DEAD PLANTS handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
SENSATIONALIZED demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CONVENIENCE overpowered LITHIUM in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
TRAVEL was defeated by WILLENDA VOYLE in a 2 minute gruesome match.
RUDE DRIVER overpowered OYAMI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WARLOCK beat SHIFTED in a 1 minute fray.
JABBER JAW overpowered MAKESMELOOKBAD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
CHEMICAL SMELL overpowered SHIRT TAILS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
THE BLUE TOAD viciously subdued ARDMARK in a popular 2 minute brutal fray.
FLICKERING subdued WANG YI in a popular 4 minute fight.
FLASHPOINT beat BIASED JUDGES in a 2 minute novice's bout.
PRINCE OF THORNS overcame NONSTANDARD in a 2 minute amateur's match.
BRIGHT vanquished LETHAL DOSAGE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
TAX PENALTY demolished WAIT AND BLEED in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         TOTAL PARRY       45 -  23 -  0      66  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  28 -  2      66  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    53 -  28 -  5      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         LUNGING ATTACK    91 -  63 -  4      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         AIMED BLOW        50 -  40 -  3      56  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -   1 -  0      50  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      4         SLASHING ATTACK   25 -  27 -  1      48  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    3         PARRY-LUNGE       24 -  31 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         WALL OF STEEL     20 -  27 -  1      43  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  10 -  0      41  |

Turn 287 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  8         4  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  2     AIMED BLOW         4 -  7         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        2 -  2     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
                              PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  BASHING ATTACK 
                              PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHEATIES 5900              16   4  0  117 CEREAL (651)
AIMED BLOW       CAO CAO 8791               14  11  1  117 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            31  15  2  113 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
LUNGING ATTACK   CRYBABY 5853               13  12  0   92 OUTLAWS (643)
STRIKING ATTACK  HUMPING LEG 6637           11   4  0   81 BASH BROS DOG (749)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 6876       14  11  1   66 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
SLASHING ATTACK  YONDU 6091                  9   5  1   62 OUTLAWS (643)
PARRY-LUNGE      SENSATIONALIZED 7683        6   1  0   60 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was GENE AUTRY 7838.  The ten other most popular fighters were TRANSFORMERS 8711, 
RAIN 6893, IRON BITCH 5859, CRYBABY 5853, WANG YI 8775, ROY ROGERS 7836, THE BLUE 
TOAD 8694, WHEATIES 5900, REPETITIVE 7684, and WILLENDA VOYLE 8266.

The least popular fighter this week was CRAWL SPACE 6525.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were WAIT AND BLEED 8793, NONSTANDARD 8051, SHIRT TAILS 8712, 
MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052, OYAMI 8689, BEN ALLAN 8263, CORN FLAKES 5903, RUPERT SAMS 7602, 
GARGOUILLE 6239, and OVERGROWN 7263.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

WHEATIES (72-5900) CEREAL (651)

                                      A REMINDER

     On behalf of the mailroom slaves, please, please, put your arena number on 
everything, including your personals and diplos!  
     All diplos must show the recipient's name, team name, and arena number.  
     Sometimes stuff gets misfiled, delayed, not printed, or not delivered because we 
don't know where it belongs.  Thank you.
                                          -- A lowly mailroom slave

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      K. CARSON (8-3609) SUPERIOR FORCES  (436)   
                    MISCHIEVOUS IMP (36-1504) FRIEND OR FOE  (163)   
                          DR FUGLY (61-3477) 071406W  (384)   
                       RED-HOT FRYER (82-50979) 072707J  (8581) 
                          CHAIR (84-11685) WORDS VII  (2124)  
                          BRAIN (84-13446) NOUNS III  (2364)  
                     KYLSEN (84-16515) BUBBA'S 15TH ARMY  (2917)  
                EVERYONE WANTS SOME (84-26980) ROOKIE HALEN 9  (4782)  

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes

                      SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE IN NEWARK, NEW JERSEY!

Our summer FTF will be held in Newark, New Jersey, July 17-19, 2015.  It will be held 
at the Doubletree Newark Airport Hotel in Newark, New Jersey (800-222-TREE (8733)).  
Room rates are $119.00 per night, 1-2 occupancy, which includes free airport shuttle 
and free high speed internet.  There's a fitness center, jacuzzi, indoor pool, and 
business center, as well as several resturants inside the hotel.  Self-parking is $8.  
The rooms are blocked--code REA.  (If you have trouble making reservations, please let 
us know!) 

Hotel site:  http://tinyurl.com/FF55-Newark

Look for the tournament info sheet and minioverviews some time in June.  We hope 
you're all looking forward to it and that we will see you there!

                                          -- RSI