DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/14/2015    Duedate: 06/10/2015

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-289

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

IRON BITCH
TWISTED SISTERS (644)
(72-5859) [19-24-2,114]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

POSITION IS EMPTY              POSITION IS EMPTY

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

IRON BITCH                     MAJOR TOM
TWISTED SISTERS (644)          MORE VODKA (694)
(72-5859) [19-24-2,114]        (72-6333) [14-5-1,111]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUTLAWS (643)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SNOW (1014)       60
2. ONE MAN BAND (684)          44      BASH BROS NEWS (951)
3. MY CARTOONS (1128)          38      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BUS (821)         34
5. FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)       30      BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)    8   0  1  100   1/ 1 OUTLAWS (643)             6  9 0
 2/ 0*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)    2   0  0  100   2/ 3 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      5  1 0
 3/ 0*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)      2   0  0  100   3/ 7*BASH BROS BUS (821)       5  1 0
 4- 2*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  11   1  0 91.7   4/10 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     5  4 0
 5/ 3 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      16   3  0 84.2   5/ 0*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     4  1 1
 6/ 0*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      15   3  1 83.3   6/19 BASH BROS TREES (871)     4  2 0
 7/ 0*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)      4   1  1 80.0   7/ 6 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     4  2 0
 8/ 8*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)   7   2  0 77.8   8/ 8 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    4  4 0
 9/ 9*BB THANKSGIVING (832)      7   2  0 77.8   9/12*BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  3  0 0
10- 5 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   39  12  4 76.5  10- 2*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  3  0 0
11/10*BASH BROS BUS (821)       16   5  1 76.2  11/13 MILK IS GOOD (650)        3  0 0
12/ 4 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   38  12  3 76.0  12/24 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   3  0 0
13/11 BASH BROS TREES (871)     24   8  0 75.0  13/17 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   3  0 0
14- 7*BASH BROS SPRING (799)    12   4  0 75.0  14/16*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)   3  0 0
15- 6 BASH BROS DOG (749)       12   4  0 75.0  15/ 0*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      3  1 0
16/12 MILK IS GOOD (650)        32  13  0 71.1  16/11 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     3  4 0
17/13 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   32  13  0 71.1  17/ 9 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   3  6 1
18/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680)       44  19  5 69.8  18/20 MY CARTOONS (1128)        3  8 0
19/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    106  47  5 69.3  19/ 0*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   2  0 0
20/14 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   20   9  1 69.0  20/ 0*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     2  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
21/ 0 SUE'S BOYS (670)          45  21  1 68.2  21-14 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)   2  0 0
22/ 0 MORE VODKA (694)          15   7  1 68.2  22-15 BASH BROS DOG (749)       2  0 0
23-15*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)    4   2  0 66.7  23- 4*BASH BROS SPRING (799)    2  0 0
24-16*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)   4   2  0 66.7  24- 5*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   2  1 0
25-18*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)   2   1  0 66.7  25/23*BB THANKSGIVING (832)     2  1 0
26/21 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     39  20  1 66.1  26/25 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    2  1 0
27-19 CEREAL (651)              27  14  1 65.9  27/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     2  3 0
28/20 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    38  20  2 65.5  28/30 ONE MAN BAND (684)        2  3 0
29/ 0*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)      6   4  0 60.0  29/29 DEADLY RAGE (158)         2  5 0
30/23 DEADLY RAGE (158)        158 118  9 57.2  30/ 0*ONE LETTER OFF (917)      1  0 0
31/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          29  22  0 56.9  31-28*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     1  0 0
32/24 ONE MAN BAND (684)        27  27  1 50.0  32/ 0 MORE VODKA (694)          1  0 0
33-25*SELLSWORDS VI (1045)       2   2  0 50.0  33/ 0*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     1  0 0
34/ 0*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)     1   1  0 50.0  34/ 0*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)    1  1 0
35-26 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)       171 210  6 44.9  35-32*SELLSWORDS VI (1045)      1  1 0
36/ 0*ONE LETTER OFF (917)       4   5  0 44.4  36/38*BASH BROS GAS (989)       1  1 0
37/27 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     81 102  8 44.3  37/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          1  1 0
38/29 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   45  63  2 41.7  38-18 CEREAL (651)              1  2 0
39/30 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    28  41  1 40.6  39/34 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     1  2 0
40/28 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     19  28  1 40.4  40/27 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   1  2 0
41/32 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     34  55  2 38.2  41/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     1  3 0
42/31 OUTLAWS (643)             58  98  8 37.2  42/ 0 SUE'S BOYS (670)          1  3 0
43-33*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      2   4  0 33.3  43-35 MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)        1  4 0
44/38*BASH BROS GAS (989)        1   2  0 33.3  44/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)     0  5 0
45/34 MY CARTOONS (1128)        15  36  0 29.4  45/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680)       0  5 0
46/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)      1   3  0 25.0  46/37*FEAR FACTORY (1118)       0  4 0
47-35*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)      1   4  0 20.0  47-26*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  0  2 0
48/37*FEAR FACTORY (1118)        0   8  0  0.0  48-33*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     0  2 0
49-36*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)     0   5  0  0.0  49-22*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  0  1 0
50/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)      0   5  0  0.0  50/ 0*CUB GREATS (1121)         0  1 0
51/ 0*CUB GREATS (1121)          0   1  0  0.0  51-36*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Busy, busy, busy, lots of things happening in DRAGONHEAD this turn, and let's 
start with a look at some of the teams.  I want to know who's buying the drinks for 
who tonight at The Swinging Aardvark, seeing as BASH BROS TREES' 24-8-0 has earned 
them 6th place in the ranks.  I understand that The Swinging Aardvark is buying the 
drinks for BASH BROS COLLEGE tonight, to honor their rise to 12th after this turns 
1-0-0.  Hmmm.  On their very first turn, BASH BROS SNOW had a 4-1-1, and with this 
kind of luck or skill, should do well.  Welcome to DRAGONHEAD.  And let's see, LATE 
fought LEON DURHAM and gained 27 points and contributed to BASH BROS BUS' 2-0-0.  
LEON DURHAM has lost to LATE, falling 18 points, while helping make SUE'S BOYS a 
1-3-0 turn.  IRON BITCH challenged for the Duelmastership this turn, attempting to 
dethrone DYNASTY WARRIORS' warrior.  And all eyes were on IRON BITCH this turn as she 
ascended to the throne of Duelmaster.  DRAGONHEAD has a new victor!  By the way, was 
that our Duelmaster that I saw last night, cramped under the table at The Swinging 
Aardvark?   
     Oriental wise man once say, 'Hiding behind shields prevents proper sun tanning.' 
Inscrutable, but true.  I also notice that the DYNASTY WARRIORS stable was the most 
avoided team this turn.  Come on DRAGONHEAD, what are you afraid of?  And avoiding 
DYNASTY WARRIORS more than any other team we find MILK IS GOOD.  DRAGONHEAD, are we 
going to accept, or respect this sort of thing?  Well, sports fans, take notice that 
IRON BITCH from TWISTED SISTERS was DRAGONHEAD's most challenged warrior this turn.   
     A coward dies a thousand deaths, a brave man only once.  Wise men know this to 
be true.  This is not good to see.  Why pray tell has TORNADOES been sent to the Dark 
Arena by VAR'S FAV BARS?  And why with a 3-0-1 record??  A brave warrior does not 
carry a red shield, he has nothing to cover or hide when the fight is over.  Consider 
well.   
     Remember, blood on the purple robe does not change it from a purple robe.  Dare 
to fight bravely.  Well, I'm burning daylight here in DRAGONHEAD and I've a long road 
ahead of me.  Happy Trails.  Until the sun next rises and my pen sets to paper-- 
Alarond the Scribe  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 IRON BITCH 5859              19  24  2   114       TWISTED SISTERS (644)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ASTRO 6805                    9   0  0   125       NL CENTRAL (783)
 FREELOADER 6654              32  16  2   114       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
 FLAT 6880                    22   5  0   112       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 WHOLE 5895                   25   8  0   111       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 MAJOR TOM 6333               14   5  1   111       MORE VODKA (694)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          9   1  0   111       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 MORE LEAVES 7260             13   2  0   108       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 LATE 7002                     9   0  0   107       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867        8   0  1   107       BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)
 TIM SALMON 6290              10   2  0   105       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 BOOK LOST 6666               21   4  0   100       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
-STEVE LAKE 6117              16   3  0    96       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 ROY ROGERS 7836              10  18  0    95       COWBOY CROONERS (981)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CRAWL SPACE 6525             20   5  0    90       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 CAO CAO 8791                 15  12  1    90       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 COPYCAT 5854                 13  14  1    89       OUTLAWS (643)
 TRANSFORMERS 8711             8   4  0    88       MY CARTOONS (1128)
-RUPERT SAMS 7602             14  19  1    87       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-HUMPING LEG 6637             12   4  0    87       BASH BROS DOG (749)
 GENE AUTRY 7838              11  17  2    86       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839        12  16  0    84       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 8 AM CLASS 6621              18   4  0    83       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 TOP DOG 6249                  9   3  0    83       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 DEAD PLANTS 8159              7   1  0    83       BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
 XIAHOU DUN 8784               6   6  0    83       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 LEON DURHAM 6118             16   5  0    81       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 OVERGROWN 7263               11   4  0    81       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683          7   2  0    80       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 REPETITIVE 7684               9   1  0    76       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-RAIN 6893                     7   1  0    75       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 PIATARBAJO 6267               8   1  1    74       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            17  14  0    73       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-VARDON WEISS 6813            13  33  0    72       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-THE CHROME HORSE 8705        10   7  0    70       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248           8   6  2    68       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIRATE 6806                   7   4  0    65       NL CENTRAL (783)
 CUB 6810                      4   7  0    63       NL CENTRAL (783)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939             16  11  0    62       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         15  12  1    62       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 UNDERDOG 6250                11   1  0    61       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 DERAILED 6912                 6   0  0    61       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677          8  10  1    60       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775          5   0  0    55       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-POLLEN 6894                   5   1  0    52       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
-ARRANGED 7312                 4   0  0    52       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245         8   4  1    51       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-PURVIS QUAIL 7835            10  17  0    47       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-UNEVEN 6574                   4   0  1    46       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-ATE TOO MUCH 7056             3   0  0    45       BB THANKSGIVING (832)
 YONDU 6091                    9   7  1    44       OUTLAWS (643)
 TRAVEL 7059                   4   2  0    43       BB THANKSGIVING (832)
-CHEMICAL SMELL 7875           4   0  0    42       BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
 RUDE DRIVER 7001              7   2  1    40       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-CONVENIENCE 7310              4   0  0    39       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 HINT OF SLIME 7503            4   5  0    38       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
 TWO FOR ONE 7777              3   0  1    38       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 CHRISTIAN 6200                6   2  1    35       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 JABBER JAW 8714               4   7  0    35       MY CARTOONS (1128)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 GARGOUILLE 6239               4   2  0    33       OUTLAWS (643)
 PRINCE OF THORNS 8678         3   1  0    33       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 WARLOCK 6137                  4  13  2    31       OUTLAWS (643)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694            3   2  0    29       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-WILLENDA VOYLE 8266           4   7  0    28       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-ARDMARK 8186                  2   1  0    27       SELLSWORDS VI (1045)
 NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        4   1  0    25       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-TAX PENALTY 7311              3   1  0    25       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
-BORROWS MONEY 8055            2   0  0    25       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 MARK PRIOR 6114               5   3  0    24       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 LITHIUM 8234                  3   3  0    24       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      3   2  0    24       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BEN ALLAN 8263                6   5  0    23       MIDDLE WAY 9 (706)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-VETALA 8672                   3   1  0    22       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-FLICKERING 8048               2   0  0    22       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 MIKE TROUT 7884               4   1  0    21       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 OYAMI 8689                    2   3  0    19       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-FLASHPOINT 8622               2   0  0    18       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
 SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            1   1  0    18       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-SHIFTED 7941                  1   4  0    17       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 LU SU 8773                    1   0  0    17       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 SHOVELING 8014                1   0  1    16       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 SHIRT TAILS 8712              2   9  0    15       MY CARTOONS (1128)
 AGAIN 7960                    1   0  0    15       BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
 MOLDY 7930                    1   0  0    15       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
 LEAK 7886                     1   0  0    15       BASH BROS GAS (989)
-BRIGHT 8050                   1   1  0    14       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 WAX SPILL 8060                1   0  0    14       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 SKIN TICKET 8630              0   2  0    14       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
 TURNED OFF 7887               0   2  0    14       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016            1   0  0    13       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 NO VISIBILITY 8012            1   0  0    13       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-TERMINAL 8655                 3   2  0    11       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 DIG FOR CAR 8015              1   0  0    11       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 ERNIE BANKS 8648              0   1  0    11       CUB GREATS (1121)
-MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052           2   2  0    10       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
-ECLIPSE 8676                  1   2  0    10       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 SOUR 7928                     1   0  0    10       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
-BREWER 8599                   2   2  0     9       NL CENTRAL (783)
 ANDRE DAWSON 6278             2   3  0     9       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-WANG YI 8775                  1   1  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      1   0  0     9       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 TRUTH HURTS 8627              1   0  0     9       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
-BIASED JUDGES 8153            1   1  0     8       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
-CAP'N CRUNCH 8229             1   1  0     7       CEREAL (651)
 FIRE STARTER 8061             1   0  0     7       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 C3 7497                       1   0  0     7       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 DULL BLADE 7958               0   1  0     7       BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRIME CUT 8817                0   1  0     7       FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
 PUT ON CHAINS 8013            0   1  0     7       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-LETHAL DOSAGE 8862            0   2  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
 KEVIN BACON 8675              0   1  0     5       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-NONSTANDARD 8051              1   1  0     4       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191       0   1  0     1       MONGREL HORDE (680)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      SHOVELING 8014        289  NONE
CAUGHT WITHOUT I 7817   3  3 0 BB DRIVER LICENS 977 PIATARBAJO 6267       286   
LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072     1  2 0 BB DUELMASTERS 1026  TORNADOES 8699        285  NOT REVENGED
CORN FLAKES 5903       10  5 1 CEREAL 651           CAO CAO 8791          287   
I 8885                  0  1 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      WURM KIN              289  NONE
WAIT AND BLEED 8793     1  3 0 DEADLY RAGE 158      ARENAMASTER           289  NONE
DEN'S PURSE 9163        0  1 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 1140 BLACK ORC             289  NONE
F 8888                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 1118    SHEWISH GIANT         289  NONE
G 8889                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 1118    ARENAMASTER           289  NONE
H 8890                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 1118    STONE GOLEM           289  NONE
A 8625                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 2 1117  ARENAMASTER           289  NONE
B 8628                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 2 1117  DARK CHAMPION         289  NONE
C 8629                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 2 1117  MOUNTAIN TROLL        289  NONE
A 8814                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 7 1144  BANDIT PRINCE         289  NONE
B 8816                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 7 1144  WURM KIN              289  NONE
C 8815                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 7 1144  HIGH ELF              289  NONE
D 8818                  0  1 0 FEAR FACTORY 7 1144  SPYMASTER             289  NONE
SPAM 9190               0  1 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656  BANDIT PRINCE         289  NONE
A 8882                  0  1 0 MY CARTOONS 1128     ARENAMASTER           289  NONE
B 8883                  0  1 0 MY CARTOONS 1128     WURM KIN              289  NONE
K 8887                  0  1 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 BANDIT PRINCE         289  NONE
THE CRIPPLED GOD 8685   7  8 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 CONSTRUCTION ZON 6867 285  NOT REVENGED
C1 7495                 0  1 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     ARENAMASTER           289  NONE
C2 7496                 0  1 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     SPYMASTER             289  NONE
C4 7494                 0  1 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     MOUNTAIN TROLL        289  NONE
J 8886                  0  1 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127  SHEWISH GIANT         289  NONE
TORNADOES 8699          3  1 1 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127  DARK CHAMPION         289  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Wheaties -- You are probably right.  I'll give it a try. -- Iron Bitch

Arranced -- I'll keep that in mind. -- Gargouille

Overgrown -- I'm sure you will be a real warrior someday. -- Copycat

Book Lost -- I'd rather cry.  It works better. -- Crybaby

Freeloader -- You were just the challenge I needed.  Thanks. -- Crybaby

Shifted -- You're about the only one. -- Warlock

Traver -- It might not do any good but let's try that again. -- Warlock

Wheaties:  11-17(1)-7-12(1)-21-7-11 TP, 7/20/14/28/20/12 VL/LO ME, Riposte Tactic.  
Off to retirement.

Crybaby -- I'm going to become one after that fight -- Freeloader
P.S. Congrats!

Warlock -- Why you're still fighting is a mystery to all the Bash Bros. -- Travel

Prince of Thorns -- You're not even my brother -- MakesMeLookBad

Iron Bitch -- Please graduate already.  Your killing ways are not welcome -- Assur

Cao Cao -- No surprises there.  Congrats on the throne.  You're welcome to graduate 
soon, too. -- Crawl Space

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

TORNADOES was dealt death by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
WAIT AND BLEED was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
F was murdered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
I was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
B was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
J was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
A was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
C1 was executed by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
A was easily killed by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
G was slaughtered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
H was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
C was slaughtered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
B was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena match.
DEN'S PURSE was executed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena fight.
D was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
A was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena battle.
K was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena bout.
B was easily killed by DARK CHAMPION in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
C was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena bout.
SPAM was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gruesome Dark Arena duel.
C2 was executed by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
C4 was dealt death by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
IRON BITCH overpowered CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge Title match.
WHOLE outlasted CRYBABY in a crowd pleasing 8 minute veteran's Challenge match.
PIATARBAJO bested DEADHOUSE GATES in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge contest.
WARLOCK was vanquished by TRAVEL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided Challenge match.
GARGOUILLE vanquished LITHIUM in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fray.
COPYCAT was overpowered by CONSTRUCTION ZONE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ROY ROGERS was narrowly defeated by TIM SALMON in a 3 minute veteran's duel.
BOOK LOST luckily beat VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 5 minute veteran's duel.
FREELOADER subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 1 minute veteran's melee.
CRAWL SPACE was viciously subdued by MAJOR TOM in a exciting 7 minute expert's bout.
LEON DURHAM was vanquished by LATE in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout.
FLAT won victory over XIAHOU DUN in a exciting 1 minute veteran's fray.
MORE LEAVES demolished TOP DOG in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
DEAD PLANTS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HOUUUUUUND DOG was bested by HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute veteran's duel.
UNDERDOG was devastated by TRANSFORMERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
SENSATIONALIZED was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute fray.
8 AM CLASS subdued CUB in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
CHICKEN S#!^ was vanquished by GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
OVERGROWN won victory over VETERAN MERCENARY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal bout.
YONDU was handily defeated by PIRATE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
REPETITIVE defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute gruesome battle.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG was bested by MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute master's match.
FAKE SALE PRICE handily defeated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
JABBER JAW was overpowered by DERAILED in a 1 minute uneven competition.
RUDE DRIVER handily defeated OYAMI in a 1 minute one-sided match.
CHRISTIAN defeated SKIN TICKET in a popular 2 minute gruesome battle.
HINT OF SLIME overpowered SIX-GUN TAROT in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute competition.
TURNED OFF was savagely defeated by MIKE TROUT in a exciting 1 minute brutal conflict.
SHIRT TAILS was demolished by TWO FOR ONE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOT AS ADVERTISED bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute conflict.
MARK PRIOR was savagely defeated by PRINCE OF THORNS in a 3 minute struggle.
ANDRE DAWSON was unbelievably bested by C3 in a unpopular 13 minute novice's match.
MELTING FLOOD overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven bout.
DIG FOR CAR devastated DOG DAYS OF SUMMER in a 1 minute bloody one-sided fight.
SHOVELING put to death EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a exciting 1 minute contest.
PUT ON CHAINS was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
DULL BLADE was narrowly defeated by LU SU in a 2 minute brutal conflict.
MOLDY overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute bout.
PRIME CUT was devastated by SOUR in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEAK devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven match.
FIRE STARTER unbelievably bested ERNIE BANKS in a 2 minute bout.
TRUTH HURTS defeated KEVIN BACON in a 1 minute novice's fight.
WAX SPILL vanquished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NO VISIBILITY demolished MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
AGAIN overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  19         STRIKING ATTACK   48 -  25 -  2      66  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                     18         BASHING ATTACK    50 -  27 -  2      65  |
|AIMED BLOW                      14         TOTAL PARRY       39 -  25 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   2 -  0      60  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         LUNGING ATTACK    82 -  68 -  3      55  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         AIMED BLOW        48 -  48 -  2      50  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         SLASHING ATTACK   21 -  28 -  1      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  25 -  1      39  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-STRIKE       6 -  10 -  0      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-LUNGE       23 -  40 -  1      37  |

Turn 289 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

BASHING ATTACK    10 -  3     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  4         4  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -  1     LUNGING ATTACK     7 - 12         2  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    8 -  5     PARRY-LUNGE        6 - 12         2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  4         1  AIMED BLOW     
                              AIMED BLOW         4 - 10         1  TOTAL PARRY    
                              SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            32  16  2  114 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
AIMED BLOW       FLAT 6880                  22   5  0  112 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                 25   8  0  111 MILK IS GOOD (650)
STRIKING ATTACK  MAJOR TOM 6333             14   5  1  111 MORE VODKA (694)
LUNGING ATTACK   MORE LEAVES 7260           13   2  0  108 BASH BROS TREES (871)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIM SALMON 6290            10   2  0  105 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-LUNGE      SENSATIONALIZED 7683        7   2  0   80 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
WALL OF STEEL    CHICKEN S#!^ 5952          17  14  0   73 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-STRIKE     MR RIGHT HANDED 6876       15  12  1   62 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
SLASHING ATTACK  YONDU 6091                  9   7  1   44 OUTLAWS (643)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MAJOR TOM 6333.  The ten other most popular fighters were SENSATIONALIZED 7683, 
PRINCE OF THORNS 8678, REPETITIVE 7684, SKIN TICKET 8630, PIATARBAJO 6267, ROY ROGERS 
7836, TRANSFORMERS 8711, 8 AM CLASS 6621, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, and MIKE TROUT 7884.

The least popular fighter this week was C3 7497.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were ANDRE DAWSON 6278, MARK PRIOR 6114, H 8890, KEVIN BACON 8675, PRIME CUT 
8817, PUT ON CHAINS 8013, DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191, SIX-GUN TAROT 8680, OYAMI 8689, 
and CHICKEN S#!^ 5952.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CRYBABY (72-5853) OUTLAWS (643)