DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/11/2015 Duedate: 07/08/2015
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-290
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
IRON BITCH
TWISTED SISTERS (644)
(72-5859) [20-24-2,131]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
IRON BITCH DERAILED
TWISTED SISTERS (644) BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
(72-5859) [20-24-2,131] (72-6912) [7-0-0,77]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
IRON BITCH HOUUUUUUND DOG
TWISTED SISTERS (644) MONGREL HORDE (680)
(72-5859) [20-24-2,131] (72-6248) [8-7-2,76]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 28
2. MY CARTOONS (1128) 27 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
3. BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 24 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS GAS (989) 23
5. BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 22 (-1)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 8 0 1 100 1/ 5*BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 7 2 1
2/ 3*BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 4 0 0 100 2/15*BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 6 2 0
3/ 2*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 4 0 0 100 3/ 6 BASH BROS TREES (871) 5 1 0
4/ 6*BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 18 4 1 81.8 4/ 3 BASH BROS BUS (821) 5 1 0
5/ 8 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 8 2 0 80.0 5/ 8 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 5 4 0
6/11 BASH BROS BUS (821) 18 5 1 78.3 6/20*BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 4 0 0
7/ 7*BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 7 2 1 77.8 7/19*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 4 0 0
8- 9*BB THANKSGIVING (832) 7 2 0 77.8 8/ 7 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 4 2 0
9-10 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 39 12 4 76.5 9/ 4 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 4 5 0
10/12 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 39 12 3 76.5 10/27 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 4 5 0
11/ 5 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 16 5 0 76.2 11/ 1 OUTLAWS (643) 4 11 0
12-15 BASH BROS DOG (749) 12 4 0 75.0 12/ 9 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 3 0 0
13/13 BASH BROS TREES (871) 25 9 0 73.5 13/12 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 3 0 0
14/17 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 33 13 0 71.7 14/13 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 3 0 0
15/ 0 BAD COMBOS (689) 27 11 2 71.1 15/36*BASH BROS GAS (989) 3 1 0
16/20 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 21 9 1 70.0 16/ 2 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 3 3 0
17/16 MILK IS GOOD (650) 32 14 0 69.6 17/42 SUE'S BOYS (670) 3 5 0
18/19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 108 49 5 68.8 18/17 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 3 6 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-22 MORE VODKA (694) 15 7 1 68.2 19/28 ONE MAN BAND (684) 3 6 0
20/21 SUE'S BOYS (670) 47 23 1 67.1 20/18 MY CARTOONS (1128) 3 8 0
21-24*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 4 2 0 66.7 21-25*BB THANKSGIVING (832) 2 0 0
22/18 MONGREL HORDE (680) 45 23 5 66.2 22-14*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794) 2 0 0
23-27 CEREAL (651) 27 14 1 65.9 23/33*BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 2 0 0
24/26 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 40 21 1 65.6 24/39 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 2 1 0
25/28 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 38 21 2 64.4 25/11 MILK IS GOOD (650) 2 1 0
26/29*BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 7 4 0 63.6 26-16 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 2 3 0
27/44*BASH BROS GAS (989) 3 2 0 60.0 27/37 NL CENTRAL (783) 2 3 0
28/30 DEADLY RAGE (158) 158 119 9 57.0 28/29 DEADLY RAGE (158) 2 4 0
29/31 NL CENTRAL (783) 30 24 0 55.6 29-35*SELLSWORDS VI (1045) 1 0 0
30-33*SELLSWORDS VI (1045) 2 2 0 50.0 30/ 0 BAD COMBOS (689) 1 0 0
31-34*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003) 1 1 0 50.0 31-32 MORE VODKA (694) 1 0 0
32/51*CUB GREATS (1121) 1 1 0 50.0 32-21 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737) 1 0 0
33/32 ONE MAN BAND (684) 28 30 1 48.3 33-22 BASH BROS DOG (749) 1 0 0
34/37 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 82 102 8 44.6 34/30 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 1 1 0
35/39 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 30 42 1 41.7 35-34*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003) 1 1 0
36/38 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 46 65 2 41.4 36/50*CUB GREATS (1121) 1 1 0
37-40 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 19 28 1 40.4 37/26 BASH BROS FRIEND (753) 1 2 0
38/36 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 4 6 0 40.0 38/40 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 1 2 0
39/41 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 35 57 2 38.0 39-41*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 1 3 0
40/42 OUTLAWS (643) 59 102 8 36.6 40/45 MONGREL HORDE (680) 1 9 0
41/45 MY CARTOONS (1128) 16 38 0 29.6 41-44*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 0 5 0
42-46*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 1 3 0 25.0 42/46*FEAR FACTORY (1118) 0 5 0
43-47*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 1 4 0 20.0 43-47*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 0 1 0
44/48*FEAR FACTORY (1118) 0 9 0 0.0 44-48*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 0 1 0
45-50*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 0 5 0 0.0 45-38 CEREAL (651) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
It took me long enough but I finally reached the top. I salute you all.
-- Iron Bitch
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, OUTLAWS,
but BASH BROS SNOW was just too good to be stopped. BB INFOMERCIAL had like a really
albendranius week! Those hunks got a 3-1-0 and wound up as 2nd team! I couldn't
believe it. Did BASH BROS FRUIT really go up by 14? If only those guys didn't have
so may missing teeth... Gross! BASH BROS CANDLE had like a really albendranius
week! Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 7th team! I couldn't believe it. Did
MEAT YOUR MAKER really go up by 17? If only those guys didn't have so may missing
teeth... Gross! BASH BROS GAS had like a really albendranius week! Those hunks got
a 2-0-0 and wound up as 15th team! Wanna hear about a real loser? Listen to
this--BASH BROS NEWS got 0-2-0 and dropped 14. Didn't see much of them after the
fights! I couldn't believe it. Did SUE'S BOYS really go up by 25? If only those
guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross! TWISTED SISTERS had like a really
albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 24th team! Really, just
how far can one team drop in one round? MILK IS GOOD dropped 14, which I think's
more than all the other teams combined! I couldn't believe it. Did CUB GREATS
really go up by 14? If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth... Gross!
See if I even talk to any of those losers in BASH BROS FRIEND again! Didja see where
they got 0-1-0? Somebody musta won a lotta fights! What was the name of that team
who got 3-1-0 this turn for a total 7-2-1 you ask? (Sure) BASH BROS SNOW's their
name, and fighting's their game! MVP award for TRANSFORMERS? MY CARTOONS' proud of
him after beating FREELOADER and getting 25 points. Talk about yer major upsets!
PIRATE's match with DANGEROUS CRIMINAL cost it a loss of 18 points! Oh, wow, like
the Duelmaster must be the most popular gal in all DRAGONHEAD. She got the most
challenges. (But what about proposals?) WHOLE thinks his 25-9-0 and studly character
is good enough to face up to the Duelmaster. Any bets? This Duelmaster is like
something else! IRON BITCH stopped WHOLE dead in his tracks! Is the Duelmaster
really being a real snob to his teammates? Don't ask me!
So just why would someone becomes a warrior anyway? It can't be for these
really neat Spyreports can it? ONE MAN BAND was DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team. Is
there some award for that? Is there some deep dark secret why BASH BROS TREES' been
avoiding ONE MAN BAND so much? Or is it just that they're too scared?
Challenges, revenges, Bloodfeuds. All DRAGONHEAD ever talks about is fighting!
Me, I'm more laid back. I hear OUTLAWS sent YONDU to the Dark Arena. What, is that
like not well-lit, or what? Enough already! All I've heard lately is "Will CEREAL
Bloodfeud CAO CAO of DYNASTY WARRIORS to revenge CORN FLAKES' death?" I mean, who
cares? What if they had a fight and nobody showed up? I'd be out of a job, that's
what!!!
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I gotta leave. DRAGONHEAD is like such a dump, and you guys
smell too much! Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
IRON BITCH 5859 20 24 2 131 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 12 2 0 128 BAD COMBOS (689)
-ASTRO 6805 9 0 0 125 NL CENTRAL (783)
LATE 7002 10 0 0 119 BASH BROS BUS (821)
FLAT 6880 23 5 0 117 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
FREELOADER 6654 32 17 2 115 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
TRANSFORMERS 8711 9 4 0 113 MY CARTOONS (1128)
-MAJOR TOM 6333 14 5 1 111 MORE VODKA (694)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 9 1 0 111 DEADLY RAGE (158)
MORE LEAVES 7260 14 2 0 110 BASH BROS TREES (871)
-CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 8 0 1 107 BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)
BOOK LOST 6666 22 4 0 102 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
COPYCAT 5854 14 14 1 102 OUTLAWS (643)
WHOLE 5895 25 9 0 100 MILK IS GOOD (650)
ROY ROGERS 7836 11 18 0 100 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
TIM SALMON 6290 10 3 0 98 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-STEVE LAKE 6117 16 3 0 96 SUE'S BOYS (670)
DEAD PLANTS 8159 8 1 0 96 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
TOP DOG 6249 10 3 0 94 MONGREL HORDE (680)
CRAWL SPACE 6525 21 5 0 92 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
PIATARBAJO 6267 9 1 1 90 ONE MAN BAND (684)
8 AM CLASS 6621 19 4 0 89 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
-HUMPING LEG 6637 12 4 0 87 BASH BROS DOG (749)
LEON DURHAM 6118 17 5 0 84 SUE'S BOYS (670)
XIAHOU DUN 8784 6 7 0 83 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
CUB 6810 5 7 0 82 NL CENTRAL (783)
CAO CAO 8791 15 13 1 79 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
DERAILED 6912 7 0 0 77 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
GENE AUTRY 7838 11 18 2 76 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
REPETITIVE 7684 9 2 0 76 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248 8 7 2 76 MONGREL HORDE (680)
HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 12 17 0 75 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 9 10 1 75 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 17 15 0 74 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-THE CHROME HORSE 8705 10 7 0 70 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
SENSATIONALIZED 7683 7 3 0 69 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
OVERGROWN 7263 11 5 0 67 BASH BROS TREES (871)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 8 3 1 66 BAD COMBOS (689)
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 15 13 1 65 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939 16 11 0 62 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 6 0 0 62 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
UNDERDOG 6250 11 2 0 59 MONGREL HORDE (680)
STEROID GAMES 6309 6 4 1 59 BAD COMBOS (689)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 8 5 1 52 MONGREL HORDE (680)
RUDE DRIVER 7001 8 2 1 49 BASH BROS BUS (821)
TWO FOR ONE 7777 4 0 1 49 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
PIRATE 6806 7 5 0 47 NL CENTRAL (783)
-UNEVEN 6574 4 0 1 46 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
-ATE TOO MUCH 7056 3 0 0 45 BB THANKSGIVING (832)
-TRAVEL 7059 4 2 0 43 BB THANKSGIVING (832)
-CHEMICAL SMELL 7875 4 0 0 42 BASH BROS HAIRCUT (737)
NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776 5 1 0 41 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
CHRISTIAN 6200 6 3 1 36 SUE'S BOYS (670)
HINT OF SLIME 7503 4 6 0 36 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
JABBER JAW 8714 4 8 0 36 MY CARTOONS (1128)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MARK PRIOR 6114 6 3 0 33 SUE'S BOYS (670)
SHOVELING 8014 2 0 1 33 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
WARLOCK 6137 4 14 2 32 OUTLAWS (643)
LU SU 8773 2 0 0 31 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
MIKE TROUT 7884 5 1 0 29 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694 3 2 0 29 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
TURNED OFF 7887 1 2 0 29 BASH BROS GAS (989)
MOLDY 7930 2 0 0 28 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
-ARDMARK 8186 2 1 0 27 SELLSWORDS VI (1045)
SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 2 1 0 27 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
LITHIUM 8234 3 4 0 25 DEADLY RAGE (158)
-BORROWS MONEY 8055 2 0 0 25 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LEAK 7886 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS GAS (989)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
WAX SPILL 8060 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-VETALA 8672 3 1 0 22 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
GARGOUILLE 6239 4 3 0 21 OUTLAWS (643)
NO VISIBILITY 8012 2 0 0 20 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-OYAMI 8689 2 3 0 19 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
SOUR 7928 2 0 0 19 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
KEVIN BACON 8675 1 1 0 19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779 3 3 0 18 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
ERNIE BANKS 8648 1 1 0 18 CUB GREATS (1121)
-SHIFTED 7941 1 4 0 17 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
MELTING FLOOD 8016 2 0 0 16 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
SHIRT TAILS 8712 2 10 0 16 MY CARTOONS (1128)
PRINCE OF THORNS 8678 3 2 0 15 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-AGAIN 7960 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
SKIN TICKET 8630 0 3 0 15 FEAR FACTORY (1118)
-TERMINAL 8655 3 2 0 11 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 2 2 0 10 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
FIRE STARTER 8061 2 0 0 10 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
ANDRE DAWSON 6278 2 4 0 10 SUE'S BOYS (670)
-ECLIPSE 8676 1 2 0 10 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689)
-WANG YI 8775 1 1 0 9 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TRUTH HURTS 8627 1 0 0 9 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
DIG FOR CAR 8015 1 1 0 8 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-CAP'N CRUNCH 8229 1 1 0 7 CEREAL (651)
-C3 7497 1 0 0 7 ONE MAN BAND (684)
-DULL BLADE 7958 0 1 0 7 BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
-PUT ON CHAINS 8013 0 1 0 7 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-PRIME CUT 8817 0 1 0 7 FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191 0 2 0 2 MONGREL HORDE (680)
SHOGUN 9359 0 1 0 1 OUTLAWS (643)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
CAUGHT WITHOUT I 7817 3 3 0 BB DRIVER LICENS 977 PIATARBAJO 6267 286 NOT REVENGED
CORN FLAKES 5903 10 5 1 CEREAL 651 CAO CAO 8791 287
BREWER 8599 2 3 0 NL CENTRAL 783 SHEWISH GIANT 290 NONE
X1 9192 0 1 0 ONE MAN BAND 684 WURM KIN 290 NONE
X2 9193 0 1 0 ONE MAN BAND 684 STONE GOLEM 290 NONE
X3 9194 0 1 0 ONE MAN BAND 684 MOUNTAIN TROLL 290 NONE
YONDU 6091 9 8 1 OUTLAWS 643 HIGH ELF 290 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Assure I'm trying, I mean really trying to graduate, I've even kill to graduate. Just
kidding. -- Iron Bitch
Free Loader -- Thanks again. -- Crybaby
Traver -- I was right it did no good, now to wnswer the mystery for the Bash Bros.
Collective; I just don't know I think my manager is just pig headed. -- Warlock
Crybaby -- I have a reason to be a baby. Something like 43 PP's. A master rating.
Clearly have proven myself in the arena. What is the commission waiting for?!?
Probably some animal rights movement trying to keep the milk industry down -- Whole
Warlock -- Take your black arts to some deep remote forest and stay there, especially
during holidays. -- Travel
Copycat -- You could do much worse than mimic my skills -- Construction Zone
Major Tom -- One mean striker you are -- Crawl Space
Leon Durham -- Assur says I've got it, whatever it is -- Late
Xiahou Dun -- So close to immortality... -- Flat
Top Dog -- Perhaps you should spend more time trying to be on top and less goofing off
in the leaves -- More Leaves
Cub -- Is Ricketts going to turn the mentality of your organization around?!? We want
to know -- 8 AM Class
Snoop Doggy Dogg -- No clue how or why I beat you -- Mr Right Handed
Jabber Jaw -- Depending on the speed you're traveling, I am pretty devastating --
Derailed
Oyami -- Learn to drive, loser -- Rude Driver
Mike Trout -- The Bash Bros are pretty sick of your kind, especially when managed by
Crip -- Turned Off
Shirt Tails -- But wait, if you call now, there is even more -- Two for One
Dog Days of Summer -- Ironic that we'd meet -- Dig for Car
Lu Su -- Arena losses mean nothing to me. It is all about the TC -- Dull Blade
Prime Cut -- I can spoil even the best cut -- Sour
Ernie Banks -- Even you can fail when facing a pitcher on fire -- Fire Starter
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
YONDU was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BREWER was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
X2 was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena melee.
X1 was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
X3 was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena brawl.
WHOLE was savagely defeated by IRON BITCH in a 3 minute Challenge Title fight.
TIM SALMON lost to LATE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal Challenge fight.
PIATARBAJO devastated SENSATIONALIZED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
TOP DOG handily defeated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
COPYCAT vanquished CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
UNDERDOG was vanquished by DERAILED in a 1 minute gory one-sided Challenge duel.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG was luckily beaten by FAKE SALE PRICE in a 2 minute Challenge melee.
HINT OF SLIME was demolished by RUDE DRIVER in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
CHRISTIAN was handily defeated by TWO FOR ONE in a 1 minute Challenge contest.
MARK PRIOR luckily beat WARLOCK in a popular 5 minute bloody Challenge brawl.
ERNIE BANKS overcame SKIN TICKET in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
MIKE TROUT viciously subdued FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL in a 1 minute bloody Challenge bout.
KEVIN BACON vanquished DIG FOR CAR in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fray.
FREELOADER was devastated by TRANSFORMERS in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
BOOK LOST narrowly defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a tiresome 16 minute match.
ROY ROGERS beat REPETITIVE in a popular 1 minute match.
FLAT handily defeated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MORE LEAVES savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a exciting 1 minute expert's fight.
OVERGROWN was overcome by CUB in a action packed 1 minute duel.
XIAHOU DUN was bested by 8 AM CLASS in a 2 minute veteran's bout.
CHICKEN S#!^ was savagely defeated by DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute expert's fight.
LEON DURHAM won victory over MR RIGHT HANDED in a 2 minute brutal veteran's fight.
GENE AUTRY was vanquished by DEAD PLANTS in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven bout.
HOUUUUUUND DOG was unbelievably bested by CRAWL SPACE in a 7 minute master's bout.
PIRATE was overpowered by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
JABBER JAW was overpowered by STEROID GAMES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
PRINCE OF THORNS was overpowered by SHOVELING in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GARGOUILLE was beaten by LU SU in a action packed 1 minute bout.
LITHIUM was demolished by TURNED OFF in a 1 minute uneven contest.
NOT AS ADVERTISED savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute struggle.
SHIRT TAILS was subdued by LEAK in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
SIX-GUN TAROT handily defeated ANDRE DAWSON in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MOLDY demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
FIRE STARTER unbelievably bested CONVICTED THIEF in a 7 minute gruesome novice's bout.
WAX SPILL beat EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute novice's competition.
MELTING FLOOD won victory over SHOGUN in a 1 minute brutal novice's match.
NO VISIBILITY vanquished DOG DAYS OF SUMMER in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
SOUR demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven conflict.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 14 STRIKING ATTACK 49 - 22 - 2 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 TOTAL PARRY 39 - 22 - 0 64 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 10 BASHING ATTACK 48 - 30 - 2 62 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 10 LUNGING ATTACK 76 - 69 - 1 52 |
|BASHING ATTACK 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 4 - 0 50 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 AIMED BLOW 50 - 53 - 2 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 PARRY-LUNGE 27 - 41 - 1 40 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 30 - 1 39 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 WALL OF STEEL 14 - 25 - 1 36 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 11 - 0 31 |
Turn 290 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 1 AIMED BLOW 5 - 6 4 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 3 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 4 PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 7 SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
WALL OF STEEL 2 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 2
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK LATE 7002 10 0 0 119 BASH BROS BUS (821)
AIMED BLOW FLAT 6880 23 5 0 117 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
BASHING ATTACK FREELOADER 6654 32 17 2 115 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
TOTAL PARRY BOOK LOST 6666 22 4 0 102 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
PARRY-RIPOSTE TIM SALMON 6290 10 3 0 98 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
STRIKING ATTACK DEAD PLANTS 8159 8 1 0 96 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
WALL OF STEEL CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 17 15 0 74 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-LUNGE SENSATIONALIZED 7683 7 3 0 69 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 15 13 1 65 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is IRON BITCH 5859. The most popular warrior this turn
was HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248. The ten other most popular fighters were IRON BITCH 5859,
WARLOCK 6137, LATE 7002, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245, LEAK 7886, MORE LEAVES 7260,
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677, LEON DURHAM 6118, DEAD PLANTS 8159, and CRAWL SPACE 6525.
The least popular fighter this week was BOOK LOST 6666. The other ten least popular
fighters were FIRE STARTER 8061, DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191, SHOGUN 9359, ANDRE DAWSON
6278, LITHIUM 8234, PRINCE OF THORNS 8678, JABBER JAW 8714, CHICKEN S#!^ 5952, DIG
FOR CAR 8015, and FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
IRON BITCH (72-5859) TWISTED SISTERS (644)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
To clarify: You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided.
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space.
Make sure you include the ID!
* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
BLOODGAMES at the SUMMER FACE-TO-FACE
Back by popular demand, we will be having Bloodgames at the Summer FTF! For those of
you who always wanted the chance to manage the last warrior standing alive upon the
arena sands, your day has come. At the end of the ten turns, even though several
warriors, bruised and scarred, MAY yet live, only one will be crowned Champion of the
Bloodgames. And in this game mere survival counts for little. A great general once
said, "The object of battle is not to die for your cause, but to make your enemy die
for his." This general would have greatly enjoyed the Duelmasters Bloodgames. There
will be two different arenas:
FTF-Style (DM 98): for Face-to-Face attendees, with turn-by-turn strategies
Mail-in-Style (DM 99): for all managers, with one strategy for all ten rounds
Gameplay proceeds according to standard DM rules, except for a few notable exceptions:
BLOODGAMES ROLLUP -- Your Bloodgames team is ten warriors, one of each fighting
style, each warrior designed from scratch! (All are 84 points, 3-21, as usual.)
DEATH -- As the name implies, the Bloodgames will leave the arena sands somewhat
darker before they're over. It's a dangerous sport intended only for the tough and
spirited. The Arenamaster will be less likely to intercede on behalf of a dying
warrior. Even at a 1 kill desire, kill attempts will occur.
REPLACEMENTS AND ROLLUPS -- There will be no replacement characters.
CHALLENGES AND STRATEGIES -- In the FTF-style bloodgames, there are no regular
challenges, only bloodfeuds. For the Mail-in arena, warriors may not change their
strategy from round to round (to make it fair for those who could not attend the
FTF). There will be no DA challenges in either arena.
TURN PROCESSING AND DUE DATES -- If you are not attending the FTF, we must have your
rollups and strategies by the Wednesday before the FTF, else they are due by 9pm on
Friday, at the hotel. The Bloodgames will process at the FTF with the regular
tournament.
MISSED TURNS -- All warriors fight each round. Only the dead may rest.
ERRORS -- If we make an input error, that warrior will be awarded a win and kill.
Errors must be reported before the next turn processes.
NEWSLETTER -- Warriors are ranked according to their number of kills. Champions of
Bloodgames may write a column for the newsletter at the end of the games.
FEES -- A Bloodgames rollup costs a $10 set-up fee. Managers may roll up more than
one team but may run only one team in each arena. The fee for all ten rounds is $49.
AWARDS -- The Bloodgames last ten rounds. Only warriors who survive to the end of
Turn 10 will be eligible for an award. However, a consolation award of a Bloodgames
T-shirt will be awarded to the dead warrior with the most kills.
The living warrior with the greatest number of kills will be the Bloodgames Champion.
Bloodgames Victor titles, 2nd and 3rd place, and Bloodgames Runner-up titles, 4th
through 6th place, will be awarded to those living warriors with the greatest number
of kills at the end of Turn 10, with one other important consideration: Each of these
six warriors must be of a different fighting style. Win/loss records and, if
necessary, recognition points will only be used to determine awards if there is a tie.
A Bloodgames T-shirts will be awarded to the manager of the team with the most kills.
The Bloodgames Champion fights for free in Advanced Duelmasters, and all Champions and
Victors earn Tournament Victor status, which allows them to challenge once per turn
with increased priority. These awards last for six months. The manager of the
Bloodgames Champion, Victors, and Runners-up will receive Bloodgames T-shirts.
AFTERMATH -- Warriors from the Bloodgames may not transfer to any other arena. Once
the games are over, the arena and teams will be disbanded. The fighters have won
their freedom and will never more be seen in the gladiatorial games. A special bonus
will, however, be awarded to the 1st through 3rd place warriors. Lady Sheila
Greywand, of the Isle of the Eye, has consented to allow the top three gladiators in
each Bloodgames admission to the Advanced Duelmasters games. Any special training
required to qualify those three warriors for Advanced Duelmasters combat will be
conducted before transfer into ADM. Astute managers will note that this means that
three warriors that are designed from scratch will survive the Bloodgames, win one of
the top three places, and go on to immortal glory! One of those warriors could be
yours!
The challenge is yours to take. The final plans are yours to make.
When the dust settles, remember: To the victor goes the spoils!
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
MR. GHERKIN'S MERKIN (38-4993) WHAT? (412)
NY STATE OF MIND (11-7402) ILLMATIC (626)
ESTRADA (82-31507) EX-PHILLIS (5190)
POPE BOB (82-43134) BLESS US, EVERYONE (7220)
MOPE (82-39892) 4 LETTER ACTIVITIES (6637)
TEST TUBE BABY (82-49949) STREET PIZZAD XX (8395)
MICRO (84-42149) BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT (7326)
CARDIO (84-18131) ZOMBIE SQUAD 127 (3216)
TINGO (1-9057) SERPENTS' HOLD (642)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes