DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 07/09/2015    Duedate: 08/05/2015

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-291

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LATE
BASH BROS BUS (821)
(72-7002) [11-0-0,130]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LATE                           DERAILED
BASH BROS BUS (821)            BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
(72-7002) [11-0-0,130]         (72-6912) [8-0-0,85]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

FREELOADER                     MORE LEAVES
BASH BROS FRIEND (753)         BASH BROS TREES (871)
(72-6654) [33-17-2,127]        (72-7260) [15-2-0,121]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. MONGREL HORDE (680)         30
2. ONE MAN BAND (684)          25      BASH BROS BUS (821)
3. ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)      20      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BUS (821)         20
5. COWBOY CROONERS (981)       19      SWEET TOOTH (986)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)    8   0  1  100   1/ 1*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     9  2 1
 2- 3*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)    4   0  0  100   2/ 2*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      8  4 0
 3/ 0*SWEET TOOTH (986)          2   0  0  100   3/ 4 BASH BROS BUS (821)       6  0 0
 4/ 2*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)      5   1  0 83.3   4/ 3 BASH BROS TREES (871)     5  1 0
 5/ 7*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)      9   2  1 81.8   5/ 6*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     5  1 0
 6/ 6 BASH BROS BUS (821)       20   5  1 80.0   6/ 9 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     5  4 0
 7- 5 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)   8   2  0 80.0   7/10 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     5  6 0
 8- 8*BB THANKSGIVING (832)      7   2  0 77.8   8/40 MONGREL HORDE (680)       5 10 0
 9/ 4*BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      20   6  1 76.9   9- 7*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   4  0 0
10/10 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   39  13  3 75.0  10/ 8 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     4  1 0
11/13 BASH BROS TREES (871)     27   9  0 75.0  11/15*BASH BROS GAS (989)       4  2 1
12-15 BAD COMBOS (689)          27  11  2 71.1  12/ 5 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    4  5 0
13/16 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   22   9  1 71.0  13/17 SUE'S BOYS (670)          4  8 0
14/14 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   33  14  0 70.2  14/19 ONE MAN BAND (684)        4  8 0
15/11 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      16   7  0 69.6  15/24 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     3  0 0
16/18 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    109  50  5 68.6  16/13 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   3  0 0
17-19 MORE VODKA (694)          15   7  1 68.2  17/23*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     3  0 0
18/17 MILK IS GOOD (650)        32  15  0 68.1  18/18 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   3  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/22 MONGREL HORDE (680)       49  24  5 67.1  19/11 OUTLAWS (643)             3 12 0
20/26*BASH BROS TRAIN (803)      8   4  0 66.7  20-12 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  2  0 0
21/ 0*KABOOMERS (1048)           4   2  1 66.7  21/36*CUB GREATS (1121)         2  1 0
22/32*CUB GREATS (1121)          2   1  0 66.7  22/37 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    2  1 0
23/24 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     41  21  1 66.1  23/14 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   2  1 0
24/25 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)    39  21  2 65.0  24-27 NL CENTRAL (783)          2  3 0
25/20 SUE'S BOYS (670)          48  26  1 64.9  25/20 MY CARTOONS (1128)        2  8 0
26/28 DEADLY RAGE (158)        159 119  9 57.2  26/ 0*SWEET TOOTH (986)         1  0 0
27/27*BASH BROS GAS (989)        4   3  1 57.1  27/ 0*KABOOMERS (1048)          1  0 0
28-29 NL CENTRAL (783)          30  24  0 55.6  28-21*BB THANKSGIVING (832)     1  0 0
29-31*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)     1   1  0 50.0  29-30 BAD COMBOS (689)          1  0 0
30/33 ONE MAN BAND (684)        29  32  1 47.5  30-22*BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)   1  0 0
31/34 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     83 102  8 44.9  31-31 MORE VODKA (694)          1  0 0
32/35 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    31  43  1 41.9  32-35*BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)    1  1 0
33/36 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   47  67  2 41.2  33/34 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      1  2 0
34-37 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     19  28  1 40.4  34/25 MILK IS GOOD (650)        1  2 0
35/39 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     37  58  2 38.9  35/38 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   1  2 0
36/38 ONE LETTER OFF (917)       4   7  0 36.4  36-39*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     1  3 0
37/40 OUTLAWS (643)             60 106  8 36.1  37/28 DEADLY RAGE (158)         1  4 0
38/41 MY CARTOONS (1128)        16  40  0 28.6  38/16 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      1  5 0
39-42*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)      1   3  0 25.0  39/42*FEAR FACTORY (1118)       1  5 0
40/44*FEAR FACTORY (1118)        1   9  0 10.0  40-41*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)     0  5 0
41-45*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)      0   5  0  0.0  41-26 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     0  3 0
42/ 0*I WANNA BE III (60)        0   1  0  0.0  42/ 0*I WANNA BE III (60)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

I must say I've enjoyed my time here, Assur should be happy that I am graduating.  
Good luck to all!

                                          -- Iron Bitch

                                      SPY REPORT

     If you were disturbed from your beauty rest only to have to watch a bunch of 
DRAGONHEAD brutes like you, you'd be grouchy, too.  With any luck, I can sneak into 
The Welcome Wench and join MONGREL HORDE's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  8th place, not bad.  If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for CUB GREATS' 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join BASH BROS 
FRIEND's celebration over their good record this turn.  22nd place, not bad.  Why 
not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for BASH BROS NEWS, who went 0-2-0 and 
dropped 22 into 38th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Of course, we're all 
terribly impressed to see CAO CAO win a fight and gain 30 points, terribly.  Tsk, 
tsk, HOUUUUUUND DOG beat XIAHOU DUN and XIAHOU DUN lost 13 points.  You're breakin' 
my heart.  And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting bland, as 
IRON BITCH stays top dog in the city.  The Welcome Wench, humph!  I've tasted better 
ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this stuff?  From DRAGONHEAD's trash dumps?   
     My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start 
talking.' I loved that woman.  DYNASTY WARRIORS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you 
were this turn's most avoided team.  Care to know who is the most afraid of you?  And 
it looks like OUTLAWS avoided them the most this turn.  What a pack of would be 
losers, if you ask me.  Hmph.  COPYCAT was challenged more times this turn than the 
Duelmaster.  Now was the DM insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a 
little credit to PIATARBAJO of ONE MAN BAND for challenging up by 23 to TRANSFORMERS. 
PIATARBAJO won to get 109 points of recognition.   
     Some people like volunteer work in the hospitals.  I volunteer for DRAGONHEAD's 
morgue.  More variety.  So, CEREAL, just going to let CORN FLAKES rot in peace are 
we?  Bye bye Bloodfeud, hello gloating arrogant CAO CAO.  We're all going to die in 
the end, so why worry if the fate catches up with you sooner that later?   
     There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Welcome 
Wench!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  Paste this one in your scrapbooks, you'll need the kindling come 
this winter-- Snide Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATE 7002                    11   0  0   130       BASH BROS BUS (821)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     12   2  0   128       BAD COMBOS (689)
 FREELOADER 6654              33  17  2   127       BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
-ASTRO 6805                    9   0  0   125       NL CENTRAL (783)
 FLAT 6880                    24   5  0   124       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 MORE LEAVES 7260             15   2  0   121       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-MAJOR TOM 6333               14   5  1   111       MORE VODKA (694)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          9   1  0   111       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 CAO CAO 8791                 16  13  1   109       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 PIATARBAJO 6267              10   1  1   109       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 ROY ROGERS 7836              12  18  0   108       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867        8   0  1   107       BASH BROS FREEWAY (794)
 WHOLE 5895                   25  10  0   101       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677         10  10  1    98       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 TIM SALMON 6290              10   4  0    97       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-STEVE LAKE 6117              16   3  0    96       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-DEAD PLANTS 8159              8   1  0    96       BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
 BOOK LOST 6666               22   5  0    95       BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)
 8 AM CLASS 6621              20   4  0    94       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 COPYCAT 5854                 14  15  1    93       OUTLAWS (643)
 TOP DOG 6249                 10   4  0    91       MONGREL HORDE (680)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248           9   7  2    90       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 TRANSFORMERS 8711             9   5  0    87       MY CARTOONS (1128)
 DERAILED 6912                 8   0  0    85       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            18  15  0    84       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525             21   6  0    83       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839        13  17  0    83       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 LEON DURHAM 6118             17   6  0    82       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-CUB 6810                      5   7  0    82       NL CENTRAL (783)
 GENE AUTRY 7838              11  19  2    79       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 OVERGROWN 7263               12   5  0    75       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 REPETITIVE 7684               9   3  0    74       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-THE CHROME HORSE 8705        10   7  0    70       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 XIAHOU DUN 8784               6   8  0    70       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775          7   0  0    69       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683          7   4  0    67       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308       8   3  1    66       BAD COMBOS (689)
-MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         15  13  1    65       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939             16  11  0    62       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 UNDERDOG 6250                12   2  0    62       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-STEROID GAMES 6309            6   4  1    59       BAD COMBOS (689)
 RUDE DRIVER 7001              9   2  1    58       BASH BROS BUS (821)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245         9   5  1    55       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 TWO FOR ONE 7777              5   0  1    52       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-PIRATE 6806                   7   5  0    47       NL CENTRAL (783)
 NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        5   2  0    47       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-ATE TOO MUCH 7056             3   0  0    45       BB THANKSGIVING (832)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CHRISTIAN 6200                7   3  1    44       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-TRAVEL 7059                   4   2  0    43       BB THANKSGIVING (832)
 SHOVELING 8014                3   0  1    43       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 LOLLYPOP 7873                 2   0  0    39       SWEET TOOTH (986)
 HINT OF SLIME 7503            4   7  0    37       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
-JABBER JAW 8714               4   8  0    36       MY CARTOONS (1128)
 MOLDY 7930                    3   0  0    36       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARLOCK 6137                  4  15  2    33       OUTLAWS (643)
 TIME BOMB 8204                2   0  0    32       KABOOMERS (1048)
 LITHIUM 8234                  4   4  0    31       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 MARK PRIOR 6114               6   4  0    29       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-MIKE TROUT 7884               5   1  0    29       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 LEAK 7886                     3   0  1    29       BASH BROS GAS (989)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694            3   2  0    29       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 LU SU 8773                    2   1  0    28       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            2   1  0    27       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 SKIN TICKET 8630              1   3  0    27       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
 ERNIE BANKS 8648              2   1  0    26       CUB GREATS (1121)
 NO VISIBILITY 8012            3   0  0    25       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-WAX SPILL 8060                2   0  0    23       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-VETALA 8672                   3   1  0    22       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-FLAME OUT 8205                1   0  1    21       KABOOMERS (1048)
-CATNIP 8203                   1   0  0    20       KABOOMERS (1048)
-OYAMI 8689                    2   3  0    19       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 TURNED OFF 7887               1   3  0    19       BASH BROS GAS (989)
-KEVIN BACON 8675              1   1  0    19       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 GARGOUILLE 6239               4   4  0    17       OUTLAWS (643)
 SHIRT TAILS 8712              2  11  0    17       MY CARTOONS (1128)
-MELTING FLOOD 8016            2   0  0    16       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191       1   2  0    15       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-AGAIN 7960                    1   0  0    15       BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
 FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      3   4  0    13       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 SOUR 7928                     2   1  0    13       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
 PRINCE OF THORNS 8678         3   3  0    12       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-TERMINAL 8655                 3   2  0    11       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 ANDRE DAWSON 6278             2   5  0    11       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-FIRE STARTER 8061             2   0  0    10       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-ECLIPSE 8676                  1   2  0    10       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 LOCKE 9363                    1   0  0    10       OUTLAWS (643)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
-WANG YI 8775                  1   1  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-TRUTH HURTS 8627              1   0  0     9       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              1   1  0     8       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-C3 7497                       1   0  0     7       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-DULL BLADE 7958               0   1  0     7       BASH BROS SHAVE (1003)
-PUT ON CHAINS 8013            0   1  0     7       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-PRIME CUT 8817                0   1  0     7       FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
 SHOGUN 9359                   0   2  0     2       OUTLAWS (643)
 MARIONETTE 687                0   1  0     1       I WANNA BE III (60)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
MORDANT DESERTER        0  0 0                      LEAK 7886             291  NONE
CORN FLAKES 5903       10  5 1 CEREAL 651           CAO CAO 8791          287  NOT REVENGED
110 CORNETS 9361        0  1 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     HIGH ELF              291  NONE
76 TROMBONES 9362       0  1 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     MOUNTAIN TROLL        291  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Assur -- You know you're going to miss me. -- Iron Bitch

Iron Bitch -- Curse Assur!  He gave you the way to beat me!  Good job and 
congratulations! -- Whole

Tim Salmon -- So hoping that my success isn't limited to the arena. -- Late

Piatarbajo -- We can only give you a bit of hate. -- Sensationalized and the Bash Bros 
crew

Underdog -- I guess you aren't more powerful than a Locomotive, at least not when it 
is. -- Derailed

Snoop Doggy Dog -- I'll take any win I can get. -- Fake Sale Price

Hint of Slime -- You are the classic underperformer. -- Rude Driver

Christian -- But wait, there is more. -- Two for One

Mike Trout -- Well at least if I'm going to get beat it was by THE BEST in the game. 
-- Five Minute Special

Kevin Bacon -- Sure you can conquer snow in the summer, but just wait until winter. -- 
Dig for Car

Transformers -- Just one more turn for me! -- Freeloader

Roy Rogers -- That is right.  Embarrass me good.  In front of my family, even. -- 
Repetitive

Cub -- Go pick on someone your own skill. -- Overgrown

Xiahou Dun -- Too early in the morning? -- 8 AM Class

Leon Durham -- I sure hope you are better than you looked against me.  Otherwise that 
record is false.  Though many of my crew also has false records.  Hmmmm.  Where do I 
sign up? -- Mr Right Handed

Gene Autry -- I'm one of the very good ones. -- Dead Plants

Hound Dog -- You ain't nothing. -- Crawl Space

Prince of Thorns -- I can defeat anyone in time. -- Shoveling

Lithium -- While you may be an alternative source, not everyone can use you. -- Turned 
Off

Shirt Tails -- Don't light a match. -- Leak

Shogun -- In this case, I showed you. -- Melting Flood

Dog Days of Summer -- I understand why players look forward to the All-Star break.  I 
also have to work very hard and consistently in my line of work. -- No Visibility

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

110 CORNETS was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
76 TROMBONES was slaughtered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TOP DOG was overcome by ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
TIM SALMON was viciously subdued by MORE LEAVES in a 3 minute Challenge contest.
CHICKEN S#!^ bested REPETITIVE in a action packed 2 minute Challenge brawl.
HOUUUUUUND DOG overpowered XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
PIATARBAJO devastated TRANSFORMERS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge competition.
HINT OF SLIME was overcome by TWO FOR ONE in a action packed 1 minute Challenge melee.
MARK PRIOR was viciously subdued by SHOVELING in a popular 3 minute Challenge duel.
WARLOCK was viciously subdued by SNOOP DOGGY DOGG in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
GARGOUILLE was savagely defeated by LITHIUM in a exciting 1 minute Challenge fight.
ANDRE DAWSON was devastated by SKIN TICKET in a 2 minute Challenge conflict.
ERNIE BANKS bested SOUR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge bout.
DOG DAYS OF SUMMER overcame SHIRT TAILS in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
IRON BITCH viciously subdued BOOK LOST in a crowd pleasing 3 minute veteran's fray.
LATE devastated COPYCAT in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided Title fight.
FLAT overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
FREELOADER handily defeated LEON DURHAM in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
CRAWL SPACE was savagely defeated by DEADHOUSE GATES in a 2 minute expert's fight.
WHOLE was overpowered by CAO CAO in a action packed 1 minute uneven fray.
DERAILED devastated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
HOPALONG CASSIDY defeated SENSATIONALIZED in a action packed 3 minute brutal fight.
GENE AUTRY was defeated by 8 AM CLASS in a popular 2 minute veteran's duel.
OVERGROWN subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute melee.
UNDERDOG slimly won victory over NOT AS ADVERTISED in a popular 4 minute fray.
FAKE SALE PRICE overpowered THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven competition.
RUDE DRIVER overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 1 minute gory uneven fight.
CHRISTIAN savagely defeated LU SU in a popular 2 minute gory match.
LOLLYPOP overpowered TURNED OFF in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MOLDY handily defeated PRINCE OF THORNS in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TIME BOMB vanquished FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
LEAK murdered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute brutal mismatched match.
NO VISIBILITY handily defeated SHOGUN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
MARIONETTE was demolished by LOCKE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  11         STRIKING ATTACK   49 -  19 -  2      72  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         TOTAL PARRY       36 -  22 -  0      62  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         BASHING ATTACK    49 -  31 -  2      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         LUNGING ATTACK    72 -  66 -  1      52  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   7         AIMED BLOW        51 -  58 -  1      47  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      5         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   6 -  0      45  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         PARRY-LUNGE       31 -  42 -  2      42  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         WALL OF STEEL     15 -  24 -  1      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   17 -  31 -  1      35  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -  10 -  0      33  |

Turn 291 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         4  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    7 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  1     TOTAL PARRY        0 -  5         2  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  3                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  5                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         5 -  5     
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LATE 7002                  11   0  0  130 BASH BROS BUS (821)
BASHING ATTACK   FREELOADER 6654            33  17  2  127 BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
AIMED BLOW       FLAT 6880                  24   5  0  124 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
STRIKING ATTACK  PIATARBAJO 6267            10   1  1  109 ONE MAN BAND (684)

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                 25  10  0  101 MILK IS GOOD (650)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIM SALMON 6290            10   4  0   97 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
WALL OF STEEL    CHICKEN S#!^ 5952          18  15  0   84 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAKE SALE PRICE 7775        7   0  0   69 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is FREELOADER 6654.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MORE LEAVES 7260.  The ten other most popular fighters were HOPALONG CASSIDY 
7839, NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776, SHOVELING 8014, 8 AM CLASS 6621, REPETITIVE 7684, SNOOP 
DOGGY DOGG 6245, SKIN TICKET 8630, CHRISTIAN 6200, DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191, and 
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677.

The least popular fighter this week was MARIONETTE 687.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were SHOGUN 9359, FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779, TURNED OFF 7887, WHOLE 5895, 
CRAWL SPACE 6525, LEON DURHAM 6118, SHIRT TAILS 8712, GARGOUILLE 6239, HINT OF SLIME 
7503, and TRANSFORMERS 8711.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

FREELOADER (72-6654) BASH BROS FRIEND (753)
FLAT (72-6880) BASH BROS TIRES (796)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

IRON BITCH (72-5859) TWISTED SISTERS (644)

             ATTENTION:  ALL MANAGERS WHO ARE ATTENDING THE FACE-TO-FACE

If you plan to attend the Winter Face-to-Face in Phoenix, please let Customer Service 
know.  We will hold your turns for the few days preceding the tourney, starting with 
anything that would mail out on the previous Saturday.  (This means that games due on 
Thursday the 9th (which would mail on Friday) would probably mail to you, but games 
due on the 10th and thereafter will be held and delivered to you at the tournament.  
This way, you won't have to worry about not receiving a critical turn before you 
depart for Newark, and you also don't have to worry about whether you can get a 
reprint before the first turn of the tournament is due.  

See you there! 

                                          RSI