DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 10/29/2015    Duedate: 11/25/2015

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-295

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

PIATARBAJO
ONE MAN BAND (684)
(72-6267) [14-1-2,157]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LEON DURHAM                    DANIEL TIGER
SUE'S BOYS (670)               PBS KIDS (920)
(72-6118) [20-6-1,179]         (72-7885) [3-0-0,37]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

HOPALONG CASSIDY               MR RIGHT HANDED
COWBOY CROONERS (981)          BASH BROS TIRES (796)
(72-7839) [15-19-0,93]         (72-6876) [16-16-1,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

ONE MAN BAND (684)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. SUE'S BOYS (670)            31
2. ONE MAN BAND (684)          29      BASH BROS CRICKET (727)
3. MONGREL HORDE (680)         28      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS TREES (871)       25
5. BASH BROS TIRES (796)       22      PBS KIDS (920)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*PBS KIDS (920)             4   0  1  100   1/ 1 ONE MAN BAND (684)        8  2 1
 2- 4*CUB GREATS (1121)          4   1  0 80.0   2/ 3 NL CENTRAL (783)          7  2 0
 3- 5*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)      7   2  0 77.8   3/ 7 MONGREL HORDE (680)       5  2 0
 4/ 6 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   42  14  3 75.0   4/ 5 SUE'S BOYS (670)          4  1 1
 5/ 9 BASH BROS TREES (871)     30  11  0 73.2   5/ 2 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      4  3 0
 6- 8 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      18   7  0 72.0   6/23 BASH BROS TREES (871)     3  1 0
 7/10 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   25  10  1 71.4   7/ 4 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     3  4 0
 8/ 7 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      26  11  1 70.3   8/ 8*PBS KIDS (920)            2  0 0
 9-11 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   35  15  0 70.0   9-17 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     2  0 0
10/12 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    114  55  6 67.5  10/14 BASH BROS CRICKET (727)   2  1 0
11-13 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     10   5  0 66.7  11/15 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)   2  1 0
12/16 SUE'S BOYS (670)          54  29  2 65.1  12/19 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   2  4 0
13/18 MONGREL HORDE (680)       55  30  6 64.7  13/ 6 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     2  7 0
14/14 MILK IS GOOD (650)        33  18  0 64.7  14- 9 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      1  0 0
15/17 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     43  24  2 64.2  15-13*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     1  0 0
16/19 DEADLY RAGE (158)        159 123  9 56.4  16-11*CUB GREATS (1121)         1  0 0
17/20 NL CENTRAL (783)          37  30  0 55.2  17-16 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755)   1  1 0
18/24 ONE MAN BAND (684)        38  36  2 51.4  18/24 MILK IS GOOD (650)        1  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-23*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)     2   2  0 50.0  19/25 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     1  2 0
20/26 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   49  72  2 40.5  20/26 MY CARTOONS (1128)        1  4 0
21/25 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    33  49  1 40.2  21/20 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    0  6 0
22-27 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     19  29  1 39.6  22/28 DEADLY RAGE (158)         0  3 0
23/28 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     41  66  3 38.3  23-18*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)    0  2 0
24/30 MY CARTOONS (1128)        17  45  0 27.4  24-30 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Greetings warriors!  It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the 
clash and bustle of the weekly DRAGONHEAD games.  I have begun to suspect trickery on 
the part of BASH BROS TREES.  How else weeks like this one's 2-0-0?  How else the 
sudden move to 6th team?  Fortune did not smile upon COWBOY CROONERS this time out 
who this turn suffered a fall into 13th position in the wake of a 0-3-0 round.  Did 
only my eyes note the 3-0-0 record which MONGREL HORDE managed to post this round?  I 
don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers!  MR RIGHT HANDED caught the eye 
of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested CHICKEN S#!^ and was 
awarded 22 points in recognition.  In one of the week's more notable duels, CHRISTIAN 
put down DEADHOUSE GATES, causing him to lose 11 points of recognition in the 
process.  Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster PIATARBAJO challenged 
HOPALONG CASSIDY last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne.  Although 
HOPALONG CASSIDY made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of 
victorious PIATARBAJO.  Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he 
never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor.  Watch out!   
     Many and various are the arts of battle.  In DRAGONHEAD "art" is a word that has 
long since passed from the language!  My inside sources tell me that the team to beat 
in DRAGONHEAD these days is ONE MAN BAND.  At least, most blades in town are looking 
to avoid them.  Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent 
the better part of last week avoiding ONE MAN BAND.  Indeed it was NL CENTRAL.  Loose 
talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many 
fighters are after GENE AUTRY.  Watch your back!   
     Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser?   Warriors, may this counselor stand 
ready at your right hand forever!  My hearty congratulations TOP DOG, for thy revenge 
upon GENE AUTRY, slayer of thy fallen comrade.  Next time he will know better, eh?  
Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins.  In the arena there is only the 
brightness of steel.  Keep vigil always!   
     A thought before I go.  Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise 
manager learn the secrets of them all?  Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off 
city calling to me.  I must away!  Till next we meet remember:  a fool flies into a 
rage quickly and often.  The wise are angered by the same thing only once.  Zontani 
Sharp Eyes  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PIATARBAJO 6267              14   1  2   157       ONE MAN BAND (684)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEON DURHAM 6118             20   6  1   179       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 TIM SALMON 6290              12   4  0   120       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-REPETITIVE 7684              11   3  0   113       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 CUB 6810                      7   8  0   112       NL CENTRAL (783)
-KID FUNKY FRIED 3950          9   1  0   111       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 WHOLE 5895                   26  13  0   107       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 8 AM CLASS 6621              23   5  0   107       BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
 MORE LEAVES 7260             16   2  0   101       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-DERAILED 6912                10   1  0    99       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775         10   1  0    98       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 TOP DOG 6249                 11   6  0    97       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-STEVE LAKE 6117              16   3  0    96       SUE'S BOYS (670)
 CRAWL SPACE 6525             24   7  0    93       BASH BROS CRICKET (727)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839        15  19  0    93       COWBOY CROONERS (981)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASTRO 6805                   10   2  0    90       NL CENTRAL (783)
 UNDERDOG 6250                14   3  0    89       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 CHRISTIAN 6200               10   3  1    85       SUE'S BOYS (670)
-TRANSFORMERS 8711            10   6  0    85       MY CARTOONS (1128)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         16  16  1    84       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 GENE AUTRY 7838              12  22  3    84       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 ROY ROGERS 7836              13  21  0    82       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            18  18  0    80       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        11   6  1    75       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 OVERGROWN 7263               14   7  0    68       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-SENSATIONALIZED 7683          7   4  0    67       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677         11  13  1    66       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777              6   0  1    63       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 PIRATE 6806                   9   6  0    58       NL CENTRAL (783)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XIAHOU DUN 8784               6  11  0    56       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-MOLDY 7930                    5   0  0    43       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
 MIKE TROUT 7884               7   2  0    39       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        6   4  0    39       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-ERNIE BANKS 8648              4   1  0    39       CUB GREATS (1121)
 DANIEL TIGER 7885             3   0  0    37       PBS KIDS (920)
-JABBER JAW 8714               4   8  0    36       MY CARTOONS (1128)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LITHIUM 8234                  4   8  0    32       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191       2   2  1    31       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694            3   2  0    29       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-LU SU 8773                    2   1  0    28       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            2   1  0    27       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 XYLOPHONE 9365                3   0  0    25       ONE MAN BAND (684)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PRINCE OF THORNS 8678         4   6  0    23       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-CARDINAL 8794                 1   1  0    22       NL CENTRAL (783)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      4   6  0    21       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 SHIRT TAILS 8712              2  15  0    21       MY CARTOONS (1128)
-OYAMI 8689                    2   3  0    19       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-KEVIN BACON 8675              1   1  0    19       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 BANJO 9373                    2   1  0    18       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-MIA HAMM 9358                 1   1  1    12       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 BREWER 9367                   1   1  0    12       NL CENTRAL (783)
-WANG YI 8775                  1   1  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-SCARY 8930                    1   1  0     8       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
-DARK 8927                     1   1  0     4       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
SOUR 7928               2  2 0 BASH BROS FRUIT 997  MIA HAMM 9358         292   
BOOK LOST 6666         24  6 0 BASH BROS LIBRAR 755 LEON DURHAM 6118      294   
HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248     9  8 2 MONGREL HORDE 680    GENE AUTRY 7838       292  JUST REVENGED
GARGOUILLE 6239         4  5 0 OUTLAWS 643          DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 292   
THE CHROME HORSE 8705  10  8 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127  PIATARBAJO 6267       293   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Now Assur, he was a horse of a different color.  And he probably was a little 
inebriated spending all that time at a bar. Luckily for me, it was just a gig. -- 
Piatarbajo
P.S. Count your blessings that Crawl Space had most of his wits about him. He may have 
lost, but he lived. I don't know what he was doing crawling around there anyway!

Ahh, Cowboy Crooners, we spent much time as a young man repeatedly listening to our 
Dad's small round black oval on a record player with Gene Autry singing "Humpty Dumpty 
Heart".
(from old memory and maybe not literally .....)
I've got a humpty dumpty heart.
You dropped it and broke it apart.
And all the kings horses,
and all the king's men,
couldn't put it together again......... 
-- The Consortium Elders

Leon Durham -- The losses are fine, the killing not so much. -- Assur

Underdog -- Under Bush.  It doesn't matter, your urine is just too strong for me to 
continue my growth. -- Overgrown

Piatarbajo -- You're a mean one, Mr. P.  Graduate already. -- Crawl Space

Chicken S#!^ -- You may have gotten past the censors, but if you don't get up earlier, 
you won't have a chance of passing me. -- 8 AM Class

Hopalong Cassidy -- My time grows short and your entire team will no longer have to 
worry about me. -- Whole

Christian -- Sue's Boys sure are tough. -- Mr Right Handed

Snoop Doggy Dog / Mike Trout -- Due to management decisions, several Infomercials are 
being pulled from broadcast.  Thank you for your past support. -- Not as Advertised / 
Five Minute Special

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PIATARBAJO devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight.
UNDERDOG subdued ROY ROGERS in a 3 minute gory veteran's Challenge melee.
CHRISTIAN vanquished DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
TOP DOG savagely defeated GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight.
MIKE TROUT was vanquished by OVERGROWN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight.
DANIEL TIGER beat LITHIUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl.
ASTRO was defeated by MORE LEAVES in a 1 minute expert's melee.
8 AM CLASS vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel.
CRAWL SPACE outwaited VETERAN MERCENARY in a 10 minute one-sided duel.
TIM SALMON defeated FAKE SALE PRICE in a 2 minute match.
CUB handily defeated CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LEON DURHAM demolished WHOLE in a 2 minute mismatched match.
CHICKEN S#!^ was overcome by MR RIGHT HANDED in a exciting 4 minute veteran's contest.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG devastated XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PIRATE handily defeated PRINCE OF THORNS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
SHIRT TAILS was bested by BANJO in a 2 minute expert vs. novice upset duel.
XYLOPHONE bested BREWER in a 3 minute amateur's brawl.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                   7         STRIKING ATTACK   53 -  19 -  2      74  |
|AIMED BLOW                       6         BASHING ATTACK    46 -  25 -  2      65  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         TOTAL PARRY       30 -  21 -  0      59  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      8 -   7 -  0      53  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      3         LUNGING ATTACK    58 -  65 -  1      47  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   2         PARRY-LUNGE       33 -  39 -  2      46  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         WALL OF STEEL     13 -  17 -  1      43  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    2         AIMED BLOW        39 -  63 -  3      38  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-STRIKE       5 -   9 -  1      36  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  24 -  1      33  |

Turn 295 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  0     AIMED BLOW         1 -  5         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     PARRY-LUNGE        0 -  3         2  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
BASHING ATTACK     2 -  0                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  2                                       1  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        2 -  1                                       1  AIMED BLOW     
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
WALL OF STEEL      1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  PIATARBAJO 6267            14   1  2  157 ONE MAN BAND (684)
AIMED BLOW       LEON DURHAM 6118           20   6  1  179 SUE'S BOYS (670)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    TIM SALMON 6290            12   4  0  120 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                 26  13  0  107 MILK IS GOOD (650)
BASHING ATTACK   8 AM CLASS 6621            23   5  0  107 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746)
LUNGING ATTACK   MORE LEAVES 7260           16   2  0  101 BASH BROS TREES (871)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAKE SALE PRICE 7775       10   1  0   98 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
WALL OF STEEL    UNDERDOG 6250              14   3  0   89 MONGREL HORDE (680)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839.  The most popular warrior 
this turn was MR RIGHT HANDED 6876.  The ten other most popular fighters were TOP DOG 
6249, DANIEL TIGER 7885, ROY ROGERS 7836, 8 AM CLASS 6621, BANJO 9373, PIATARBAJO 
6267, LEON DURHAM 6118, UNDERDOG 6250, TIM SALMON 6290, and FAKE SALE PRICE 7775.

The least popular fighter this week was CRAWL SPACE 6525.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were XYLOPHONE 9365, XIAHOU DUN 8784, WHOLE 5895, MIKE TROUT 7884, 
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677, HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839, SHIRT TAILS 8712, PRINCE OF THORNS 8678, 
CHICKEN S#!^ 5952, and ASTRO 6805.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

PIATARBAJO (72-6267) ONE MAN BAND (684)
MORE LEAVES (72-7260) BASH BROS TREES (871)
CRAWL SPACE (72-6525) BASH BROS CRICKET (727)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

CAO CAO (72-8791) DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)