DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 10/29/2015 Duedate: 11/25/2015 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-295 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS PIATARBAJO ONE MAN BAND (684) (72-6267) [14-1-2,157] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader LEON DURHAM DANIEL TIGER SUE'S BOYS (670) PBS KIDS (920) (72-6118) [20-6-1,179] (72-7885) [3-0-0,37] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite HOPALONG CASSIDY MR RIGHT HANDED COWBOY CROONERS (981) BASH BROS TIRES (796) (72-7839) [15-19-0,93] (72-6876) [16-16-1,84] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM ONE MAN BAND (684) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. SUE'S BOYS (670) 31 2. ONE MAN BAND (684) 29 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 3. MONGREL HORDE (680) 28 Unchartered Team 4. BASH BROS TREES (871) 25 5. BASH BROS TIRES (796) 22 PBS KIDS (920) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 1*PBS KIDS (920) 4 0 1 100 1/ 1 ONE MAN BAND (684) 8 2 1 2- 4*CUB GREATS (1121) 4 1 0 80.0 2/ 3 NL CENTRAL (783) 7 2 0 3- 5*BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 7 2 0 77.8 3/ 7 MONGREL HORDE (680) 5 2 0 4/ 6 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 42 14 3 75.0 4/ 5 SUE'S BOYS (670) 4 1 1 5/ 9 BASH BROS TREES (871) 30 11 0 73.2 5/ 2 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 4 3 0 6- 8 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 18 7 0 72.0 6/23 BASH BROS TREES (871) 3 1 0 7/10 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 25 10 1 71.4 7/ 4 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 3 4 0 8/ 7 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 26 11 1 70.3 8/ 8*PBS KIDS (920) 2 0 0 9-11 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 35 15 0 70.0 9-17 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 2 0 0 10/12 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 114 55 6 67.5 10/14 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) 2 1 0 11-13 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 10 5 0 66.7 11/15 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 2 1 0 12/16 SUE'S BOYS (670) 54 29 2 65.1 12/19 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 2 4 0 13/18 MONGREL HORDE (680) 55 30 6 64.7 13/ 6 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 2 7 0 14/14 MILK IS GOOD (650) 33 18 0 64.7 14- 9 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 1 0 0 15/17 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 43 24 2 64.2 15-13*BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 1 0 0 16/19 DEADLY RAGE (158) 159 123 9 56.4 16-11*CUB GREATS (1121) 1 0 0 17/20 NL CENTRAL (783) 37 30 0 55.2 17-16 BASH BROS LIBRARY (755) 1 1 0 18/24 ONE MAN BAND (684) 38 36 2 51.4 18/24 MILK IS GOOD (650) 1 2 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19-23*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 2 2 0 50.0 19/25 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 1 2 0 20/26 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 49 72 2 40.5 20/26 MY CARTOONS (1128) 1 4 0 21/25 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 33 49 1 40.2 21/20 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 0 6 0 22-27 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 19 29 1 39.6 22/28 DEADLY RAGE (158) 0 3 0 23/28 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 41 66 3 38.3 23-18*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 0 2 0 24/30 MY CARTOONS (1128) 17 45 0 27.4 24-30 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Greetings warriors! It is I, Zontani Sharp Eyes, here to bring report of the clash and bustle of the weekly DRAGONHEAD games. I have begun to suspect trickery on the part of BASH BROS TREES. How else weeks like this one's 2-0-0? How else the sudden move to 6th team? Fortune did not smile upon COWBOY CROONERS this time out who this turn suffered a fall into 13th position in the wake of a 0-3-0 round. Did only my eyes note the 3-0-0 record which MONGREL HORDE managed to post this round? I don't doubt that such a record will draw challengers! MR RIGHT HANDED caught the eye of many in the gladiatorial commission as he skillfully bested CHICKEN S#!^ and was awarded 22 points in recognition. In one of the week's more notable duels, CHRISTIAN put down DEADHOUSE GATES, causing him to lose 11 points of recognition in the process. Unwilling to wait upon the will of others, Duelmaster PIATARBAJO challenged HOPALONG CASSIDY last week in a match to decide the fate of the throne. Although HOPALONG CASSIDY made a valiant effort, it did not suffice to topple the reign of victorious PIATARBAJO. Informants "close" to the city champion have told me that he never fights without pantyhose on beneath his armor. Watch out! Many and various are the arts of battle. In DRAGONHEAD "art" is a word that has long since passed from the language! My inside sources tell me that the team to beat in DRAGONHEAD these days is ONE MAN BAND. At least, most blades in town are looking to avoid them. Methinks more than a few here could name the guild it was that spent the better part of last week avoiding ONE MAN BAND. Indeed it was NL CENTRAL. Loose talk at the arena has reached my ears and it but confirms the knowledge that many fighters are after GENE AUTRY. Watch your back! Is not Death a warrior's foremost adviser? Warriors, may this counselor stand ready at your right hand forever! My hearty congratulations TOP DOG, for thy revenge upon GENE AUTRY, slayer of thy fallen comrade. Next time he will know better, eh? Dark alleys may hide both secrets and assassins. In the arena there is only the brightness of steel. Keep vigil always! A thought before I go. Each warrior practices one style, but must not the wise manager learn the secrets of them all? Ahh, but I can hear the spires of a far off city calling to me. I must away! Till next we meet remember: a fool flies into a rage quickly and often. The wise are angered by the same thing only once. Zontani Sharp Eyes DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PIATARBAJO 6267 14 1 2 157 ONE MAN BAND (684) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LEON DURHAM 6118 20 6 1 179 SUE'S BOYS (670) TIM SALMON 6290 12 4 0 120 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -REPETITIVE 7684 11 3 0 113 BASH BROS NEWS (951) CUB 6810 7 8 0 112 NL CENTRAL (783) -KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 9 1 0 111 DEADLY RAGE (158) WHOLE 5895 26 13 0 107 MILK IS GOOD (650) 8 AM CLASS 6621 23 5 0 107 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) MORE LEAVES 7260 16 2 0 101 BASH BROS TREES (871) -DERAILED 6912 10 1 0 99 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 10 1 0 98 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) TOP DOG 6249 11 6 0 97 MONGREL HORDE (680) -STEVE LAKE 6117 16 3 0 96 SUE'S BOYS (670) CRAWL SPACE 6525 24 7 0 93 BASH BROS CRICKET (727) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 15 19 0 93 COWBOY CROONERS (981) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ASTRO 6805 10 2 0 90 NL CENTRAL (783) UNDERDOG 6250 14 3 0 89 MONGREL HORDE (680) CHRISTIAN 6200 10 3 1 85 SUE'S BOYS (670) -TRANSFORMERS 8711 10 6 0 85 MY CARTOONS (1128) MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 16 16 1 84 BASH BROS TIRES (796) GENE AUTRY 7838 12 22 3 84 COWBOY CROONERS (981) ROY ROGERS 7836 13 21 0 82 COWBOY CROONERS (981) CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 18 18 0 80 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 11 6 1 75 MONGREL HORDE (680) OVERGROWN 7263 14 7 0 68 BASH BROS TREES (871) -SENSATIONALIZED 7683 7 4 0 67 BASH BROS NEWS (951) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 11 13 1 66 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) -TWO FOR ONE 7777 6 0 1 63 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) PIRATE 6806 9 6 0 58 NL CENTRAL (783) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME XIAHOU DUN 8784 6 11 0 56 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) -MOLDY 7930 5 0 0 43 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) MIKE TROUT 7884 7 2 0 39 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776 6 4 0 39 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) -ERNIE BANKS 8648 4 1 0 39 CUB GREATS (1121) DANIEL TIGER 7885 3 0 0 37 PBS KIDS (920) -JABBER JAW 8714 4 8 0 36 MY CARTOONS (1128) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LITHIUM 8234 4 8 0 32 DEADLY RAGE (158) -DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191 2 2 1 31 MONGREL HORDE (680) -THE BLUE TOAD 8694 3 2 0 29 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) -LU SU 8773 2 1 0 28 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) -SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 2 1 0 27 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) XYLOPHONE 9365 3 0 0 25 ONE MAN BAND (684) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME PRINCE OF THORNS 8678 4 6 0 23 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) -DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796) -CARDINAL 8794 1 1 0 22 NL CENTRAL (783) -FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779 4 6 0 21 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) SHIRT TAILS 8712 2 15 0 21 MY CARTOONS (1128) -OYAMI 8689 2 3 0 19 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) -KEVIN BACON 8675 1 1 0 19 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) BANJO 9373 2 1 0 18 ONE MAN BAND (684) -MIA HAMM 9358 1 1 1 12 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) BREWER 9367 1 1 0 12 NL CENTRAL (783) -WANG YI 8775 1 1 0 9 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) -SCARY 8930 1 1 0 8 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) -DARK 8927 1 1 0 4 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? SOUR 7928 2 2 0 BASH BROS FRUIT 997 MIA HAMM 9358 292 BOOK LOST 6666 24 6 0 BASH BROS LIBRAR 755 LEON DURHAM 6118 294 HOUUUUUUND DOG 6248 9 8 2 MONGREL HORDE 680 GENE AUTRY 7838 292 JUST REVENGED GARGOUILLE 6239 4 5 0 OUTLAWS 643 DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 292 THE CHROME HORSE 8705 10 8 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127 PIATARBAJO 6267 293 PERSONAL ADS Now Assur, he was a horse of a different color. And he probably was a little inebriated spending all that time at a bar. Luckily for me, it was just a gig. -- Piatarbajo P.S. Count your blessings that Crawl Space had most of his wits about him. He may have lost, but he lived. I don't know what he was doing crawling around there anyway! Ahh, Cowboy Crooners, we spent much time as a young man repeatedly listening to our Dad's small round black oval on a record player with Gene Autry singing "Humpty Dumpty Heart". (from old memory and maybe not literally .....) I've got a humpty dumpty heart. You dropped it and broke it apart. And all the kings horses, and all the king's men, couldn't put it together again......... -- The Consortium Elders Leon Durham -- The losses are fine, the killing not so much. -- Assur Underdog -- Under Bush. It doesn't matter, your urine is just too strong for me to continue my growth. -- Overgrown Piatarbajo -- You're a mean one, Mr. P. Graduate already. -- Crawl Space Chicken S#!^ -- You may have gotten past the censors, but if you don't get up earlier, you won't have a chance of passing me. -- 8 AM Class Hopalong Cassidy -- My time grows short and your entire team will no longer have to worry about me. -- Whole Christian -- Sue's Boys sure are tough. -- Mr Right Handed Snoop Doggy Dog / Mike Trout -- Due to management decisions, several Infomercials are being pulled from broadcast. Thank you for your past support. -- Not as Advertised / Five Minute Special LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS PIATARBAJO devastated HOPALONG CASSIDY in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge Title fight. UNDERDOG subdued ROY ROGERS in a 3 minute gory veteran's Challenge melee. CHRISTIAN vanquished DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl. TOP DOG savagely defeated GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge fight. MIKE TROUT was vanquished by OVERGROWN in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge fight. DANIEL TIGER beat LITHIUM in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge brawl. ASTRO was defeated by MORE LEAVES in a 1 minute expert's melee. 8 AM CLASS vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a popular 1 minute uneven duel. CRAWL SPACE outwaited VETERAN MERCENARY in a 10 minute one-sided duel. TIM SALMON defeated FAKE SALE PRICE in a 2 minute match. CUB handily defeated CAO CAO in a 1 minute one-sided bout. LEON DURHAM demolished WHOLE in a 2 minute mismatched match. CHICKEN S#!^ was overcome by MR RIGHT HANDED in a exciting 4 minute veteran's contest. SNOOP DOGGY DOGG devastated XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute mismatched bout. PIRATE handily defeated PRINCE OF THORNS in a popular 1 minute uneven fight. SHIRT TAILS was bested by BANJO in a 2 minute expert vs. novice upset duel. XYLOPHONE bested BREWER in a 3 minute amateur's brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 7 STRIKING ATTACK 53 - 19 - 2 74 | |AIMED BLOW 6 BASHING ATTACK 46 - 25 - 2 65 | |STRIKING ATTACK 5 TOTAL PARRY 30 - 21 - 0 59 | |TOTAL PARRY 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 8 - 7 - 0 53 | |PARRY-LUNGE 3 LUNGING ATTACK 58 - 65 - 1 47 | |BASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-LUNGE 33 - 39 - 2 46 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 WALL OF STEEL 13 - 17 - 1 43 | |WALL OF STEEL 2 AIMED BLOW 39 - 63 - 3 38 | |PARRY-STRIKE 1 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 9 - 1 36 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 24 - 1 33 | Turn 295 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 0 AIMED BLOW 1 - 5 3 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 0 PARRY-LUNGE 0 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE BASHING ATTACK 2 - 0 2 BASHING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 2 1 STRIKING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 2 - 1 1 AIMED BLOW STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 2 1 TOTAL PARRY SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE WALL OF STEEL 1 - 1 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK PIATARBAJO 6267 14 1 2 157 ONE MAN BAND (684) AIMED BLOW LEON DURHAM 6118 20 6 1 179 SUE'S BOYS (670) PARRY-RIPOSTE TIM SALMON 6290 12 4 0 120 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) TOTAL PARRY WHOLE 5895 26 13 0 107 MILK IS GOOD (650) BASHING ATTACK 8 AM CLASS 6621 23 5 0 107 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) LUNGING ATTACK MORE LEAVES 7260 16 2 0 101 BASH BROS TREES (871) PARRY-LUNGE FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 10 1 0 98 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) WALL OF STEEL UNDERDOG 6250 14 3 0 89 MONGREL HORDE (680) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839. The most popular warrior this turn was MR RIGHT HANDED 6876. The ten other most popular fighters were TOP DOG 6249, DANIEL TIGER 7885, ROY ROGERS 7836, 8 AM CLASS 6621, BANJO 9373, PIATARBAJO 6267, LEON DURHAM 6118, UNDERDOG 6250, TIM SALMON 6290, and FAKE SALE PRICE 7775. The least popular fighter this week was CRAWL SPACE 6525. The other ten least popular fighters were XYLOPHONE 9365, XIAHOU DUN 8784, WHOLE 5895, MIKE TROUT 7884, DEADHOUSE GATES 8677, HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839, SHIRT TAILS 8712, PRINCE OF THORNS 8678, CHICKEN S#!^ 5952, and ASTRO 6805. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: PIATARBAJO (72-6267) ONE MAN BAND (684) MORE LEAVES (72-7260) BASH BROS TREES (871) CRAWL SPACE (72-6525) BASH BROS CRICKET (727) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: CAO CAO (72-8791) DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)