DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/18/2016 Duedate: 03/16/2016
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-299
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
TRANSFORMERS
MY CARTOONS (1128)
(72-8711) [14-6-0,150]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
TRANSFORMERS TRASH
MY CARTOONS (1128) BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
(72-8711) [14-6-0,150] (72-6840) [6-0-0,59]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GENE AUTRY COPYCAT
COWBOY CROONERS (981) OUTLAWS (643)
(72-7838) [13-25-3,67] (72-5854) [14-17-1,90]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS CONDO (979)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 37
2. BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 34 BASH BROS BUS (821)
3. BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 31 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 30
5. BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) 28 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 1*BASH BROS CONDO (979) 8 0 1 100 1/ 1*BASH BROS CONDO (979) 6 0 0
2/ 2*ALLONEWORD (1248) 2 0 0 100 2/ 9 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 5 1 0
3/ 0*EQUULEUS (1256) 1 0 0 100 3/ 7 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 5 2 0
4/ 0*VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245) 1 0 0 100 4/ 0*BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 4 1 0
5/ 0*GLADIATORS (1249) 1 0 0 100 5/ 2*BASH BROS BEER (966) 4 2 0
6/27*CANADA EH! (1253) 1 0 0 100 6/12*BASH BROS DMV (924) 4 5 0
7/ 0*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 14 1 0 93.3 7/ 0*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 3 0 0
8/ 0*BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 15 3 1 83.3 8/14 MILK IS GOOD (650) 3 0 0
9/ 0*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 17 4 0 81.0 9/ 8 MY CARTOONS (1128) 3 1 0
10/ 0*BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 8 2 0 80.0 10/13 DEADLY RAGE (158) 3 1 0
11/ 0*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 4 1 0 80.0 11/ 0*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 3 1 0
12/ 0 BASH BROS BUS (821) 23 6 1 79.3 12/ 0*BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 3 2 0
13/ 0*BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 15 5 2 75.0 13/11 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 3 3 0
14/ 3*BASH BROS BEER (966) 6 2 0 75.0 14/ 4 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 3 4 0
15/ 5 BASH BROS TREES (871) 33 13 1 71.7 15/17*ALLONEWORD (1248) 2 0 0
16/ 8 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 20 8 1 71.4 16/ 0*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 2 0 0
17/ 0 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 20 8 0 71.4 17/ 0 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 2 0 0
18- 6*CUB GREATS (1121) 5 2 0 71.4 18/ 0*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 2 1 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/ 0 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 12 5 0 70.6 19/ 0*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 2 1 0
20/ 7 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 51 22 2 69.9 20/15 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 2 1 0
21/ 0 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 27 12 1 69.2 21/ 0 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 2 1 0
22- 9 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 25 12 1 67.6 22/ 0 OUTLAWS (643) 2 3 0
23-10 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 118 59 6 66.7 23/16 ONE MAN BAND (684) 2 4 0
24/ 0*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 6 3 0 66.7 24-19*CUB GREATS (1121) 1 0 0
25/11 MILK IS GOOD (650) 36 19 0 65.5 25/28*CANADA EH! (1253) 1 0 0
26-12 SUE'S BOYS (670) 55 30 2 64.7 26/ 0*BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 1 0 0
27-13 MONGREL HORDE (680) 58 34 7 63.0 27/ 0*VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245) 1 0 0
28/14 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 44 27 2 62.0 28/ 0*GLADIATORS (1249) 1 0 0
29/ 0*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 4 3 0 57.1 29/ 0 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 1 1 0
30/15 DEADLY RAGE (158) 162 125 9 56.4 30/ 0 BASH BROS BUS (821) 1 1 0
31-16 NL CENTRAL (783) 42 35 0 54.5 31-21 SUE'S BOYS (670) 1 1 0
32-17*BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 7 6 0 53.8 32-10 MONGREL HORDE (680) 1 2 1
33/18 ONE MAN BAND (684) 41 41 2 50.0 33/ 6 BASH BROS TREES (871) 1 2 0
34-19*AEDIRFELL (1243) 1 1 0 50.0 34/22*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 1 2 0
35/20 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 38 52 1 42.2 35/23 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 1 2 0
36/24*BASH BROS DMV (924) 5 7 0 41.7 36- 5 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 1 3 0
37/22 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 23 35 1 39.7 37-24*BASH BROS DRESSER (945) 1 4 0
38/23 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 45 72 3 38.5 38- 3 NL CENTRAL (783) 1 4 0
39/ 0 OUTLAWS (643) 63 113 8 35.8 39-20*AEDIRFELL (1243) 0 1 0
40/25 MY CARTOONS (1128) 21 47 0 30.9 40/ 0*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 0 1 0
41/26*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 2 7 0 22.2 41-25 BASH BROS COLLEGE (746) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. Coming up with a solid 2-0-0 outing, ON MY
BOOKSHELF has advanced 7 places in the rankings. Hey everybody, watch out for TAX
PENALTY, who flew up 23 points in the rankings after mashing DANGEROUS CRIMINAL like
a melon. Keep your eye on this guy. Ya know, some days it doesn't pay to walk out
on the sands. GENE AUTRY was subdued by BASES LOADED WALK and drops 18 points.
Going for the gusto and coming up with aught but bloody knuckles was BB INFOMERCIAL's
FAKE SALE PRICE, who was turned away from the Duelmastership by TRANSFORMERS. 4 out
of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that location.
Here is other news that is of note. And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't
avoid ON MY BOOKSHELF, please raise you hand. Wow. Does DRAGONHEAD really have that
many liars? For those of you who like math, try this one: ON MY BOOKSHELF + Weapons
That go Boom = MILK IS GOOD + Avoid City. Well just about everybody wants a piece of
WHOLE, who was this week's most challenged warrior.
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes
and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the DRAGONHEAD giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). Well, there goes another Spy Report.
Good luck in next week's fights. And remember, you can pick your friends and you can
pick your--(loud boos), oh, you've heard that one already!-- The Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TRANSFORMERS 8711 14 6 0 150 MY CARTOONS (1128)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-LEON DURHAM 6118 21 6 1 189 SUE'S BOYS (670)
LATE 7002 13 0 0 145 BASH BROS BUS (821)
-TIM SALMON 6290 12 4 0 120 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
WHOLE 5895 29 14 0 119 MILK IS GOOD (650)
KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 10 1 0 118 DEADLY RAGE (158)
-UNDERDOG 6250 15 3 0 110 MONGREL HORDE (680)
DERAILED 6912 11 1 0 102 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 8 1 0 98 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-STEVE LAKE 6117 16 3 0 96 SUE'S BOYS (670)
-CUB 6810 8 9 0 93 NL CENTRAL (783)
FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 10 2 0 91 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
COPYCAT 5854 14 17 1 90 OUTLAWS (643)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 12 7 1 90 MONGREL HORDE (680)
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 14 14 1 89 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-ASTRO 6805 11 3 0 89 NL CENTRAL (783)
-CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 19 19 0 86 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-CHRISTIAN 6200 10 3 1 85 SUE'S BOYS (670)
BASES LOADED WALK 6582 7 1 0 85 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
OVERGROWN 7263 16 9 0 79 BASH BROS TREES (871)
ROY ROGERS 7836 14 24 0 79 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
TWO FOR ONE 7777 7 0 1 78 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-TOP DOG 6249 11 8 0 77 MONGREL HORDE (680)
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 17 19 1 71 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
PAY PER SECOND 6542 17 10 0 71 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
RUDE DRIVER 7001 10 3 1 70 BASH BROS BUS (821)
GENE AUTRY 7838 13 25 3 67 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-PIRATE 6806 10 7 0 65 NL CENTRAL (783)
FIRE WON'T START 7590 6 4 1 61 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
TRASH 6840 6 0 0 59 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-MIKE TROUT 7884 8 3 0 57 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
OYAMI 8689 5 4 0 57 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ARRANGED 7312 5 0 0 56 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
SHOVELING 8014 5 0 1 55 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
MOLDY 7930 6 0 0 52 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
CLEANING 7588 6 2 0 48 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 4 0 1 48 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
TAX PENALTY 7311 4 1 0 48 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
WARLOCK 6137 6 15 2 46 OUTLAWS (643)
POTTY BREAK 6838 6 0 0 46 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
CONVENIENCE 7310 5 0 0 46 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
NO VISIBILITY 8012 4 1 0 46 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-XYLOPHONE 9365 4 0 0 45 ONE MAN BAND (684)
4 HOUR GAMES 6579 6 4 0 44 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
PRINCE OF THORNS 8678 6 8 0 44 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
DROP AND BREAK 7730 3 1 0 44 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-KEVIN BACON 8675 3 1 0 44 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 7 3 0 43 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
LITHIUM 8234 6 10 0 43 DEADLY RAGE (158)
FORMS 7540 2 2 0 43 BASH BROS DMV (924)
LESS TASTE 7764 3 1 0 42 BASH BROS BEER (966)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776 6 4 0 39 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-ERNIE BANKS 8648 5 2 0 39 CUB GREATS (1121)
LOST IN COUCH 7734 4 1 1 38 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-OVERFLOWING 7655 3 0 0 37 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
FLICKERING 8048 3 0 0 35 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191 3 3 2 33 MONGREL HORDE (680)
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 4 1 0 31 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694 3 2 0 29 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828 4 0 0 28 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
RUDENESS 7538 2 2 0 27 BASH BROS DMV (924)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 2 1 0 27 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
NOT THE REAL THING 7762 3 1 0 26 BASH BROS BEER (966)
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 2 0 0 26 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SCARY 8930 2 1 0 25 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MELTING FLOOD 8016 3 0 0 23 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-CARDINAL 8794 2 2 0 23 NL CENTRAL (783)
BRIGHT 8050 2 1 0 23 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
SHIFTED 7941 1 5 0 22 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779 4 6 0 21 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
MISSED STOP 8276 1 0 0 21 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
LETHAL DOSAGE 8862 2 4 0 20 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
PUT ON CHAINS 8013 1 1 0 20 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
BIASED JUDGES 8153 2 1 0 19 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
DIG FOR CAR 8015 2 1 0 19 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-MOTHS 7654 2 1 0 19 BASH BROS DRESSER (945)
SHOPPING CART 6836 4 2 0 18 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
JOHNNY CANUCK 9462 1 0 0 18 CANADA EH! (1253)
SIRSTABSALOT 9416 2 0 0 17 ALLONEWORD (1248)
-BREWER 9367 2 2 0 16 NL CENTRAL (783)
-MIA HAMM 9358 1 3 1 15 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
ROAD KILL 8272 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-GAMMA EQUULEI 9492 1 0 0 15 EQUULEUS (1256)
COLD 8929 0 1 0 15 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
CRUELLA DE VILLE 9397 1 0 0 14 VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245)
LOCKE 9363 2 1 0 13 OUTLAWS (643)
NO BATTERIES 7733 1 0 0 13 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 3 2 1 12 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-THJORGGA 9384 1 1 0 10 AEDIRFELL (1243)
DARK 8927 2 1 0 9 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
TRISTANE 9417 1 0 0 9 GLADIATORS (1249)
TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 1 3 0 6 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
LONG LINES 7537 1 3 0 6 BASH BROS DMV (924)
NONSTANDARD 8051 1 2 0 5 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
HARPSICHORD 9494 1 0 0 3 ONE MAN BAND (684)
ANTI-ORCHESTRA 9388 0 2 0 2 ONE MAN BAND (684)
QUENTIN 9372 0 1 0 1 OUTLAWS (643)
BOUNCER 9371 0 1 0 1 OUTLAWS (643)
-RICK REUSCHEL 9434 0 1 0 1 SUE'S BOYS (670)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
BANJO 9373 3 2 0 ONE MAN BAND 684 DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 297
PERSONAL ADS
Roy Rogers -- Believe me, I'd be more than happy to leave this place and not keep
beating up you and your teammates, but the Commission just won't recognize me yet. --
Whole
Deadhouse Gates -- Good fight (except for the result). -- Mr Right Handed
Oyami -- The Commission must hate you, but I won't complain about a win. -- Pay Per
Second
Lithium -- Ouch. No need to get testy about it. Just order a different beer! -- Less
Taste
Xylophone -- I hope all the AB's that this place is now crawling with do more than
clean your clock/bars/whatever. -- Cleaning
Prince of Thorns -- Embarrassing loss for me. I'll be sure to help you get the
'special' treatment next time you come into the DMV (and you thought the regular
service was bad?). -- Forms
Lethal Dosage -- Thanks. I'll pass. -- Nosy Neighbor
Tommyknockers -- Next time I'll choose the root beer so I'm not impaired. Though then
the long lines won't be as pleasant. Hmmm... dilemnas... dilemnas... -- Long Lines
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ANTI-ORCHESTRA was devastated by LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute Challenge fight.
TRANSFORMERS vanquished FAKE SALE PRICE in a exciting 1 minute uneven Title battle.
DERAILED vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
LATE savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a crowd pleasing 2 minute veteran's fight.
WHOLE won victory over COPYCAT in a exciting 5 minute master's fight.
KID FUNKY FRIED devastated ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OVERGROWN was overcome by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute expert's melee.
RUDE DRIVER was defeated by KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute duel.
DEADHOUSE GATES overpowered MR RIGHT HANDED in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
GENE AUTRY was overpowered by BASES LOADED WALK in a 1 minute one-sided match.
TWO FOR ONE devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
PAY PER SECOND demolished LITHIUM in a 1 minute mismatched match.
WARLOCK savagely defeated NOT THE REAL THING in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
4 HOUR GAMES was vanquished by OYAMI in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MOLDY vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
POTTY BREAK viciously subdued FRATSFA SLAVE in a 5 minute bloody brawl.
TRASH savagely defeated THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brutal bout.
NO VISIBILITY was beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a exciting 3 minute gory bout.
SHOVELING overcame AMBITIOUS GUARD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute competition.
CONVENIENCE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute expert vs. novice fight.
LOST IN COUCH was unbelievably bested by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute fray.
ARRANGED subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 1 minute gruesome fight.
CLEANING overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a popular 1 minute uneven fight.
FIRE WON'T START overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven match.
DROP AND BREAK overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FORMS beat CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 2 minute veteran vs. amateur fray.
PRINCE OF THORNS overpowered SHOPPING CART in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TAX PENALTY handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LESS TASTE subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory fight.
OVER AFTER FIRST overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
NOSY NEIGHBOR demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute uneven contest.
BIASED JUDGES overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS subdued CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute brutal struggle.
SHIFTED was outwaited by SIRSTABSALOT in a 7 minute veteran vs. novice upset fight.
PUT ON CHAINS vanquished TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SCARY vanquished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DIG FOR CAR demolished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute uneven competition.
MELTING FLOOD overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
FLICKERING won victory over MORDANT DESERTER in a 4 minute master vs. novice duel.
NONSTANDARD was viciously subdued by TRISTANE in a tiring 10 minute amateur's duel.
NOISY NEIGHBOR overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BRIGHT handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OUT OF BATTERIES was defeated by JOHNNY CANUCK in a 1 minute novice's battle.
LOCKE vanquished COLD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM handily defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
RUDENESS vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LONG LINES was handily defeated by CRUELLA DE VILLE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
DARK narrowly defeated QUENTIN in a crowd pleasing 3 minute bloody novice's fight.
ROAD KILL handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BOUNCER was narrowly defeated by HARPSICHORD in a slow 10 minute amateur's battle.
MISSED STOP demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute mismatched battle.
NO BATTERIES devastated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW 12 STRIKING ATTACK 41 - 16 - 1 72 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 11 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 6 - 0 65 |
|BASHING ATTACK 11 PARRY-LUNGE 28 - 21 - 1 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 9 WALL OF STEEL 16 - 12 - 0 57 |
|TOTAL PARRY 7 BASHING ATTACK 33 - 27 - 2 55 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 6 TOTAL PARRY 22 - 19 - 0 54 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 AIMED BLOW 48 - 48 - 3 50 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 4 LUNGING ATTACK 44 - 46 - 2 49 |
|WALL OF STEEL 3 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 18 - 0 40 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 PARRY-STRIKE 5 - 11 - 2 31 |
Turn 299 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 2 3 AIMED BLOW
STRIKING ATTACK 7 - 2 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 3 LUNGING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW 9 - 3 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE
SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 1 1 TOTAL PARRY
LUNGING ATTACK 8 - 3 1 WALL OF STEEL
BASHING ATTACK 8 - 3 1 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 4 - 2
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 3
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW TRANSFORMERS 8711 14 6 0 150 MY CARTOONS (1128)
LUNGING ATTACK LATE 7002 13 0 0 145 BASH BROS BUS (821)
TOTAL PARRY WHOLE 5895 29 14 0 119 MILK IS GOOD (650)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DERAILED 6912 11 1 0 102 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
PARRY-LUNGE FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 10 2 0 91 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
STRIKING ATTACK BASES LOADED WALK 6582 7 1 0 85 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
BASHING ATTACK OVERGROWN 7263 16 9 0 79 BASH BROS TREES (871)
WALL OF STEEL MOLDY 7930 6 0 0 52 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
PARRY-STRIKE 4 HOUR GAMES 6579 6 4 0 44 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GENE AUTRY 7838. The most popular warrior this turn
was COPYCAT 5854. The ten other most popular fighters were QUENTIN 9372, FORMS 7540,
LATE 7002, NO VISIBILITY 8012, LOST IN COUCH 7734, SHIFTED 7941, TRASH 6840, LESS
TASTE 7764, TRANSFORMERS 8711, and DEADHOUSE GATES 8677.
The least popular fighter this week was HARPSICHORD 9494. The other ten least
popular fighters were TRISTANE 9417, NONSTANDARD 8051, LONG LINES 7537, COLD 8929,
FLICKERING 8048, TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210, SIRSTABSALOT 9416, SHOPPING CART 6836, LITHIUM
8234, and GENE AUTRY 7838.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
TRANSFORMERS (72-8711) MY CARTOONS (1128)
NAME CHANGE-O-RAMA
The crowd was surprisingly orderly, but it was still a crowd, and the Commission
clerk, Algernon, looked at it uneasily. Whenever this many people came together to
petition for something, it meant trouble. For him, anyway. Records to be altered.
Altering records was Bad. It made Extra Work.
His assistant clerk leaned close and whispered, "If it weren't for gladiators, we
wouldn't have jobs. Smile at them and ask what they want."
Algernon closed his eyes briefly. Looking at this crowd made him dizzy. They
were all wearing black and white stripes. Like a herd of zebras, except that zebras
didn't carry swords. Then he took a deep breath and managed a smile. "What... ah,
what can I do for you?"
"We want new names," the first gladiator said. There was a number on the front
of his shirt: 0381. He thumped the number with his thumb. "This here isn't a
name--"
"We want REAL names!" That voice came from farther back in the crowd.
"Yeah! We've paid our dues," another shouted, "and we've EARNED real names!"
One from the very back yelled, "I want to be called Tom."
All the others turned to look at him.
Algernon couldn't see him, but apparently those looks were accusing. Well, he
could understand that, "Tom" was such a... common name.
"My mom called me Tom," the voice in the back protested. "It's a good name."
"It isn't the name you put on the petition," 0381 said. "We talked about this.
We got our manager's agreement. You get the name on the petition."
"But--!"
Algernon didn't really want to keep staring at all these stripes while they
argued. He picked up the petition. "These names are the ones you want?"
0381 turned back. "Yes."
"It's a lot of trouble, and when other people see that YOU are getting name
changes, THEY are going to want them--" Seeing the gladiators beginning to frown...
and finger their weapons, he went on quickly, "So I figure we might as well make it a
complete deal. A Name-Change-O-Rama. Everyone who wants a name change can petition
for it. Get it all over with at once." He glanced at the petition, shuddered
slightly, and passed it to his clerk. "We'll announce it, proclaim it, even, and you
will get the names on this petition. And others will get the names THEY think they
should have had, too." He paused. "And I think I'll get a new name, I'm tired of
being an Algernon...."
* * * * *
Warrior and team name changes will be accepted during the month of March. If
you have names you want to change, please contact Customer Service. -- RSI
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVI
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THRASHER MALONE 4847 (39-40-1) 2 3 0 TOURNEY TEAM
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HOPALONG CASSIDY 7839 (17-19-0) 1 3 0 COWBOY CROONERS
TOO SHORT 6578 (31-17-3) 1 3 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
KID FUNKY FRIED 3950 (9-1-0) 3 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
PARKING LOT 6868 (0-0-0) 2 4 0 BASH BROS FREEWAY
2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 (8-1-1) 1 3 0 BB SMART PHONE
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HUMPING LEG 6637 (12-4-0) 6 3 0 DEAD BASH BROS DOG
SPILLS 6855 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS THEATER
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1) 5 4 0 BASH BROS FREEWAY
DERAILED 6912 (10-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS TRAIN
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TWO FOR ONE 7777 (6-0-1) 12 3 0 BB INFOMERCIAL
BASES LOADED WALK 6582 (6-1-0) 7 3 0 BASH BROS BASEBALL
LATE 7002 (12-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS BUS
TIME BOMB 8204 (2-0-0) 3 3 1 KABOOMERS
FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 (10-1-0) 2 3 0 BB INFOMERCIAL
LOLLYPOP 7873 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 SWEET TOOTH
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TRASH 6840 (5-0-0) 7 3 0 BASH BROS ROADSIDE
FLICKERING 8048 (2-0-0) 6 3 0 BASH BROS LIGHTS
TOO HOT 7671 (1-0-0) 4 2 0 DEAD BASH BROS OVEN
SHOVELING 8014 (4-0-1) 5 3 0 BASH BROS SNOW
LOST IN COUCH 7734 (4-0-1) 3 3 0 BASH BROS REMOTE
MOLDY 7930 (5-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS FRUIT
CONVENIENCE 7310 (4-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS MARRIAGE
MARSHMALLOW 7864 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 SWEET TOOTH
MOSQUITO 7852 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 BIG BAD BUGS
DROP AND BREAK 7730 (2-1-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS REMOTE
SHIFTED 7941 (1-4-0) 0 3 0 BB SIDE MIRROR
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 (1-0-0) 10 3 0 BASH BROS OLYMPICS
THJORGGA 9384 (1-1-0) 7 3 1 AEDIRFELL
PUT ON CHAINS 8013 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS SNOW
PYTHON 7860 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 SILLY SERPENTS
SCARY 8930 (1-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS NIGHT
COLD 8929 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS NIGHT
GOLDEN PARACHUTE 6967 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS EXECUTIVE
MELTING FLOOD 8016 (2-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS SNOW
BIASED JUDGES 8153 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS OLYMPICS
DIG FOR CAR 8015 (1-1-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS SNOW
LATE NIGHT RESULTS 8152 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS OLYMPICS
BLACK SNAKE 8137 (0-0-0) 0 1 0 DEAD SILLY SERPENTS
DORITOS 7846 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 DEAD MUNCHIES
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
FAKE SMILE 7352 (0-0-0) 12 3 1 BASH BROS PHOTO
GUESSING 8759 (0-0-0) 7 2 1 DEAD BASH BROS HITTERS
FEES 9102 (0-0-0) 9 3 0 BASH BROS BANK
FLURRY 9357 (0-0-0) 9 3 0 BASH BROS WIND
BROKEN BOARD 8923 (0-0-0) 8 3 0 BASH BROS SURFING
SEAGULLS 8336 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 BB DUMP
MORINING CHIRPING 9214 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 BASH BROS BIRD
NOISY MACHINE 8287 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 BASH BROS LAUNDRY
TIME TO GROOM 7259 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 BASH BROS TREES
WON'T SWING BACK 9323 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 BB PARRY LUNGER
CLOSED FOR REPAIR 9101 (0-0-0) 5 3 1 BB SKATE PARK
DO NOTHING 7982 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS CONGRESS
FORGOTTEN 7331 (0-0-0) 5 3 1 BASH BROS BIRTHDAY
INSOMNIA 8935 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS SLEEP
NO CLEAN CLOTHES 9007 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS MORNINGS
NO PLOT 8066 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS B-MOVIE
REGISTRATION 8994 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS AUTO
BAD COMMERCIALS 9080 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS ANDROID
DOGS 9056 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 BASH BROS JUNKYARD
FULL MOON 7994 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 BB TRY TO SLEEP
POWER OUTAGE 9224 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS DARK
TINY 9469 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 THE 1%
LONELY 8946 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS LUNCHTIME
PUNK KIDS 9097 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BB SKATE PARK
SKIPS MY HOUSE 7585 (0-0-0) 3 3 1 BASH BROS POSTMAN
STOPPED 7649 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS CLOCK
THE GREAT EVIL 8797 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS CANDY
SAVE THE ... 8391 (0-0-0) 2 2 1 DEAD BB CALIFORNIA
CHAINED IN 9023 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS HOTEL
KNOCKDOWNS 9329 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS LUNGER
LEFT IN HOTEL 8453 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BB POWER CORD
MARGINAL SCIMITARS 9328 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS LUNGER
NO EQUIPMENT 7469 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS NEW JOB
OVERALLS 8358 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS REDNECK
RIDICULOUS TWISTS 9255 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS MYSTERY
TACO BELL DOG 8383 (0-0-0) 2 3 1 BB COMPANY REPS
VIRTUALLY ALL PRIZES 9342 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BB AIMED BLOW
GOOGLE TRACKS ME 8558 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS YOUTUBE
NIGHTMARE 8939 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS SLEEPING
SMELLY 8335 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BB DUMP
SMUDGE 7936 (0-0-0) 1 3 1 BB REAR VIEW MIRROR
JOHNNY CANUCK 9462 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 CANADA EH!
NO VIEW 9092 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 B B SKYSCRAPER
ROAD KILL 8272 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS ROADSIDE
SHOOTGUNOUTOFHAND 9267 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS WESTERN