DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 03/17/2016    Duedate: 04/13/2016

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-300

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

KID FUNKY FRIED
DEADLY RAGE (158)
(72-3950) [11-1-0,131]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

KID FUNKY FRIED                TRASH
DEADLY RAGE (158)              BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
(72-3950) [11-1-0,131]         (72-6840) [7-0-0,74]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GENE AUTRY                     ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS
COWBOY CROONERS (981)          BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
(72-7838) [13-26-3,68]         (72-8154) [3-0-0,41]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS REMOTE (960)      51
2. ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)      30      BASH BROS BUS (821)
3. BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)    29      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)     26
5. FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)       23      BASH BROS CONDO (979)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BASH BROS CONDO (979)     10   0  1  100   1/ 4*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     8  2 1
 2- 2*ALLONEWORD (1248)          2   0  0  100   2/12*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    8  2 0
 3- 5*GLADIATORS (1249)          1   0  0  100   3/ 7*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  6  0 1
 4/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      1   0  0  100   4/ 2 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    6  0 1
 5/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     1   0  0  100   5/ 1*BASH BROS CONDO (979)     6  0 0
 6- 4*VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245)     1   0  0  100   6/ 3 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  5  1 0
 7- 3*EQUULEUS (1256)            1   0  0  100   7/18*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   5  1 0
 8- 6*CANADA EH! (1253)          1   0  0  100   8/21 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  5  1 0
 9/ 0*BBR 011 (854)              1   0  0  100   9/ 6*BASH BROS DMV (924)       5  4 0
10/ 7*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  17   1  1 94.4  10/16*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  4  0 0
11/11*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)   6   1  0 85.7  11/ 5*BASH BROS BEER (966)      4  2 0
12/ 8*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     19   4  2 82.6  12/19*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)    4  2 0
13/13*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    20   5  2 80.0  13/11*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  4  4 0
14/14*BASH BROS BEER (966)       8   2  0 80.0  14/ 9 MY CARTOONS (1128)        3  0 0
15/12 BASH BROS BUS (821)       24   7  1 77.4  15/29 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      3  1 0
16/24*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)    9   3  0 75.0  16/10 DEADLY RAGE (158)         3  2 0
17/17 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  23   8  0 74.2  17/13 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     3  3 0
18/16 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  22   8  1 73.3  18/22 OUTLAWS (643)             3  7 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/10*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)      8   3  0 72.7  19/33 BASH BROS TREES (871)     2  1 0
20/15 BASH BROS TREES (871)     34  13  1 72.3  20/34*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    2  1 0
21/ 9*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  18   7  0 72.0  21/ 8 MILK IS GOOD (650)        2  1 0
22/21 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      29  12  1 70.7  22/20 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    2  1 0
23/20 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    51  23  2 68.9  23/17 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     2  2 0
24/34*AEDIRFELL (1243)           2   1  1 66.7  24/30 BASH BROS BUS (821)       2  2 0
25/25 MILK IS GOOD (650)        36  20  0 64.3  25-23 ONE MAN BAND (684)        2  3 0
26/19 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     12   7  0 63.2  26/39*AEDIRFELL (1243)          1  0 1
27/28 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     45  27  2 62.5  27-27*VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245)    1  0 0
28/29*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)     6   4  0 60.0  28/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     1  0 0
29/30 DEADLY RAGE (158)        163 126  9 56.4  29/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    1  0 0
30-33 ONE MAN BAND (684)        41  41  2 50.0  30-25*CANADA EH! (1253)         1  0 0
31/36*BASH BROS DMV (924)        7   8  0 46.7  31-15*ALLONEWORD (1248)         1  0 0
32/35 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    40  52  2 43.5  32-28*GLADIATORS (1249)         1  0 0
33/37 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     24  36  1 40.0  33/ 0*BBR 011 (854)             1  0 0
34/38 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     45  74  3 37.8  34/26*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     1  1 0
35/39 OUTLAWS (643)             64 117  8 35.4  35/40*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     1  1 0
36/40 MY CARTOONS (1128)        22  47  0 31.9  36/35 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     1  2 0
37/41*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)     3   7  0 30.0  37/14 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     0  6 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DRAGONHEAD.  Like, BASH BROS CONDO had to 
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BASH BROS SNOW!  Way to go BASH 
BROS SNOW!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BASH BROS LIGHTS really go up by 11?  If only 
those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BASH BROS BASEBALL had like a 
really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 3-0-0 and wound up as 8th team!  I 
couldn't believe it.  Did BB INFOMERCIAL really go up by 14?  If only those guys 
didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BASH BROS TREES had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 19th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did FEAR FACTORY 16 really go up by 14?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  Wanna hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--MILK 
IS GOOD got 0-1-0 and dropped 13.  Didn't see much of them after the fights!  
AEDIRFELL had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-1 and wound up 
as 26th team!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  COWBOY CROONERS 
dropped 23, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  Cut this out and 
put it in your scrapbooks, BASH BROS MARRIAGE!  'Cause they got 3-0-1 and moved up to 
3rd!  MVP award for APES OF WRATH?  FEAR FACTORY 9's proud of him after beating 
MISSED STOP and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  MISSED STOP's match 
with APES OF WRATH cost him a loss of 17 points!  Don't you think the Duelmaster is 
being unfair?  I think TRANSFORMERS should let DERAILED be Duelmaster for a while, 
without fighting about it.  I hear the top team insists all their warriors get nine 
hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for PR photos.   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  ON MY BOOKSHELF was DRAGONHEAD's 
most avoided team.  Is there some award for that?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are 
MILK IS GOOD?  ON MY BOOKSHELF, an easy team to beat if I ever saw one, can't get 
them to accept an invitation!  Like, is WHOLE popular, or what?  He was challenged 
the most in all of DRAGONHEAD!  He's got a 29-15-0, is that good?  I'm not so sure 
KID FUNKY FRIED knew all the facts when he challenged LATE of BASH BROS BUS.  I saw 
KID FUNKY FRIED stumbling and dribbling at The Swinging Aardvark last week...  KID 
FUNKY FRIED was so studly out there in the sands!  Beating LATE and getting 13 
points.  DEADLY RAGE must be proud, for sure!   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Like, who is this guy???  PRINCE OF THORNS gets sent to the Dark Arena, 
battles MOUNTAIN TROLL, and returns to tell of it!!!  I bet ON MY BOOKSHELF manager 
is surprised!  What if they had a fight and nobody showed up?  I'd be out of a job, 
that's what!!!   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  DRAGONHEAD is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
I had a fun time, see you later-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 KID FUNKY FRIED 3950         11   1  0   131       DEADLY RAGE (158)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WHOLE 5895                   29  15  0   118       MILK IS GOOD (650)
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677         15  14  1   111       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 LATE 7002                    13   1  0    99       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589          8   1  0    98       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775         11   2  0    97       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 BASES LOADED WALK 6582        8   1  0    94       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 DERAILED 6912                11   2  0    92       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERGROWN 7263               17   9  0    89       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 RUDE DRIVER 7001             11   3  1    89       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 COPYCAT 5854                 14  18  1    87       OUTLAWS (643)
 TWO FOR ONE 7777              8   0  1    87       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         18  19  1    79       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 OYAMI 8689                    6   4  0    78       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 TRASH 6840                    7   0  0    74       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 ROY ROGERS 7836              14  25  0    73       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 FIRE WON'T START 7590         7   4  1    69       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 GENE AUTRY 7838              13  26  3    68       COWBOY CROONERS (981)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          17  11  0    64       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 WARLOCK 6137                  7  15  2    62       OUTLAWS (643)
 ARRANGED 7312                 6   0  1    62       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 SHOVELING 8014                6   0  1    60       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 FORMS 7540                    3   2  0    58       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 TAX PENALTY 7311              5   1  0    57       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579             7   4  0    55       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827            5   0  1    55       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 CONVENIENCE 7310              6   0  0    54       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 CLEANING 7588                 7   2  0    53       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 DROP AND BREAK 7730           4   1  0    53       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 OVER AFTER FIRST 6583         8   3  0    52       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 PRINCE OF THORNS 8678         7   8  1    52       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734            5   1  1    50       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 LESS TASTE 7764               4   1  0    47       BASH BROS BEER (966)
-XYLOPHONE 9365                4   0  0    45       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        5   1  0    44       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828           5   0  0    43       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 FLICKERING 8048               4   0  0    43       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 LITHIUM 8234                  6  11  0    41       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      3   0  0    41       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        6   4  0    39       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 MOLDY 7930                    6   1  0    39       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
 POTTY BREAK 6838              6   1  0    39       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 SCARY 8930                    3   1  0    39       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
 NO VISIBILITY 8012            4   2  0    38       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762       4   1  0    32       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 THJORGGA 9384                 2   1  1    32       AEDIRFELL (1243)
 LETHAL DOSAGE 8862            3   4  0    31       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694            3   2  0    29       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016            4   0  1    28       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BRIGHT 8050                   3   1  0    28       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 SHIFTED 7941                  2   5  0    28       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            2   1  0    27       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 PUT ON CHAINS 8013            2   1  0    27       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153            3   1  0    25       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 DIG FOR CAR 8015              3   1  0    24       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            1   0  0    23       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
 NO BATTERIES 7733             2   0  0    22       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      4   6  0    21       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 COLD 8929                     1   1  0    21       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732         4   2  1    20       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 NONSTANDARD 8051              2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-JOHNNY CANUCK 9462            1   0  0    18       CANADA EH! (1253)
-SIRSTABSALOT 9416             2   0  0    17       ALLONEWORD (1248)
 LONG LINES 7537               2   3  0    16       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            4   3  0    15       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-GAMMA EQUULEI 9492            1   0  0    15       EQUULEUS (1256)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            1   0  0    14       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-CRUELLA DE VILLE 9397         1   0  0    14       VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245)
 CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7167        1   0  0    14       BBR 011 (854)
 LOCKE 9363                    2   2  0    12       OUTLAWS (643)
-TRISTANE 9417                 1   0  0     9       GLADIATORS (1249)
 DARK 8927                     2   2  0     8       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
 ROAD KILL 8272                1   1  0     8       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            1   4  0     7       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 MISSED STOP 8276              1   1  0     4       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-HARPSICHORD 9494              1   0  0     3       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-ANTI-ORCHESTRA 9388           0   2  0     2       ONE MAN BAND (684)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
EMBEZZLING SCRIB        0  0 0                      MELTING FLOOD 8016    300  NONE
FRATSFA SLAVE           0  0 0                      ARRANGED 7312         300  NONE
RUDENESS 7538           2  3 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    THJORGGA 9384         300   
MOUNTAIN TROLL          0  0 0 DARK ARENA           PRINCE OF THORNS 8678 300  NONE
BANJO 9373              3  2 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 297   
BOUNCER 9371            0  2 0 OUTLAWS 643          WURM KIN              300  NONE
QUENTIN 9372            0  2 0 OUTLAWS 643          WURM KIN              300  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

PRINCE OF THORNS viciously butchered MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
QUENTIN was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena melee.
BOUNCER was assassinated by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
KID FUNKY FRIED bested LATE in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title fight.
COPYCAT was subdued by FAKE SALE PRICE in a 1 minute master's Challenge competition.
WARLOCK overpowered MOLDY in a 1 minute bloody one-sided Challenge struggle.
LOCKE was overcome by COLD in a 3 minute Challenge fight.
TRANSFORMERS handily defeated DERAILED in a 2 minute gruesome uneven melee.
WHOLE was viciously subdued by DEADHOUSE GATES in a 2 minute expert's fight.
BASES LOADED WALK overpowered ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute uneven match.
PAY PER SECOND was overpowered by OYAMI in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVERGROWN demolished M. CHARDINEE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR RIGHT HANDED subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 2 minute bloody mismatched match.
TWO FOR ONE handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
RUDE DRIVER overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
GENE AUTRY was devastated by TRASH in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
FIRE WON'T START overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NO VISIBILITY was luckily beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
POTTY BREAK was viciously subdued by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 11 minute competition.
OVER AFTER FIRST overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
4 HOUR GAMES overpowered LITHIUM in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SHOVELING viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 4 minute brutal contest.
CONVENIENCE overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TAX PENALTY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ARRANGED assassinated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FORMS vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
CLEANING viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute gruesome bout.
DROP AND BREAK savagely defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute competition.
FLICKERING beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a popular 4 minute fight.
LOST IN COUCH viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 3 minute fray.
LESS TASTE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal novice's fight.
NOSY NEIGHBOR beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute bout.
NOISY NEIGHBOR viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute bloody match.
NOT THE REAL THING vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 2 minute match.
RUDENESS was easily killed by THJORGGA in a exciting 3 minute one-sided fight.
SCARY viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gruesome match.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute bout.
PUT ON CHAINS handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
SHIFTED overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
DIG FOR CAR won victory over TOMMYKNOCKERS in a exciting 3 minute struggle.
MELTING FLOOD put to death EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute duel.
LETHAL DOSAGE handily defeated SHOPPING CART in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
OUT OF BATTERIES overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
BIASED JUDGES overcame EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute match.
ROAD KILL was overpowered by MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NONSTANDARD defeated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's duel.
BRIGHT overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
MISSED STOP was handily defeated by APES OF WRATH in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NO BATTERIES demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DARK was savagely defeated by THE RED SHORE in a popular 4 minute novice's battle.
LONG LINES devastated CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH devastated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 4 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|AIMED BLOW                      13         STRIKING ATTACK   40 -  14 -  2      74  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   6 -  0      65  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  17 -  2      61  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  7         BASHING ATTACK    37 -  25 -  2      60  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  12 -  1      57  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         AIMED BLOW        54 -  44 -  4      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         TOTAL PARRY       23 -  19 -  0      55  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  4         LUNGING ATTACK    44 -  44 -  2      50  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         PARRY-STRIKE       7 -  10 -  2      41  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  18 -  0      40  |

Turn 300 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        5 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK    6 -  1     SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  3         2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        11 -  2                                       2  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
LUNGING ATTACK     7 -  5                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      2 -  2     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   KID FUNKY FRIED 3950       11   1  0  131 DEADLY RAGE (158)
TOTAL PARRY      WHOLE 5895                 29  15  0  118 MILK IS GOOD (650)
AIMED BLOW       DEADHOUSE GATES 8677       15  14  1  111 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAKE SALE PRICE 7775       11   2  0   97 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
STRIKING ATTACK  BASES LOADED WALK 6582      8   1  0   94 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DERAILED 6912              11   2  0   92 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
BASHING ATTACK   OVERGROWN 7263             17   9  0   89 BASH BROS TREES (871)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579           7   4  0   55 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
WALL OF STEEL    MOLDY 7930                  6   1  0   39 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GENE AUTRY 7838.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154.  The ten other most popular fighters were 
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, SHOVELING 8014, LOST IN COUCH 7734, THE 
RED SHORE 9180, DEADHOUSE GATES 8677, RUDENESS 7538, DIG FOR CAR 8015, PRINCE OF 
THORNS 8678, and KID FUNKY FRIED 3950.

The least popular fighter this week was CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7167.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were POTTY BREAK 6838, DARK 8927, MISSED STOP 8276, ROAD KILL 8272, 
SHOPPING CART 6836, LITHIUM 8234, GENE AUTRY 7838, PAY PER SECOND 6542, ROY ROGERS 
7836, and MOLDY 7930.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

KID FUNKY FRIED (72-3950) DEADLY RAGE (158)
WHOLE (72-5895) MILK IS GOOD (650)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

TRANSFORMERS (72-8711) MY CARTOONS (1128)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                      PRINCE ALBERT (17-7522) ROYAL PAIN  (610) 
                    THE MAYTAL (35-3644) PHILANTHROPISTS 2  (345) 
                    HOLY SMOKE (82-43560) ROOKIE MAIDEN 29  (7305) 
                  SOFT 'N CHEWY (82-15624) STREET PIZZAD IX  (2347) 
                    SUPPOSABLE THUMBS (82-45792) 10/25/06D  (7689) 
                        COCOA COUP (82-48528) 040707M  (8157) 
                         POOR OLD TOM (82-7154) GWAR  (1021) 
                           RIDIS (82-15371) SANIKUS  (2304) 
                         ELAINA (82-3414) (N.) GODLIKE  (461) 
                 CAUSTIC MACAROON (84-15171) ORLANDO BOUND II  (2675) 
                     SUBATOMIC PASTE (84-27527) 2012 XIV  (4884) 
                       PFC10 (84-3805) MEDAL OF HONOR L7  (741) 
               T TEBOW'S CONCUSSION (84-12163) SUPE FORCES 0905  (2190) 
                     ZELLNER (84-24796) SUPE FORCES 7A00  (4405) 
                  STORM FIRE (84-19028) SUPERIOR FORCES 1601  (3373) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes