DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/09/2016    Duedate: 06/22/2016

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-301

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LATE
BASH BROS BUS (821)
(72-7002) [14-1-0,105]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

LATE                           TAX PENALTY
BASH BROS BUS (821)            BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
(72-7002) [14-1-0,105]         (72-7311) [6-1-0,79]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GENE AUTRY                     MR RIGHT HANDED
COWBOY CROONERS (981)          BASH BROS TIRES (796)
(72-7838) [14-26-3,85]         (72-6876) [19-19-1,85]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SNOW (1014)       68
2. BASH BROS REMOTE (960)      28      BASH BROS BUS (821)
3. BASH BROS DMV (924)         25      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)    22
5. EAT THIS! (1244)            21      EAT THIS! (1244)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 2*ALLONEWORD (1248)          2   0  0  100   1/ 2*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)   13  2 0
 2- 8*CANADA EH! (1253)          1   0  0  100   2/ 1*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)    12  3 1
 3- 4*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      1   0  0  100   3/ 3*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  8  1 1
 4- 5*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     1   0  0  100   4/ 8 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  8  1 0
 5- 7*EQUULEUS (1256)            1   0  0  100   5/ 7*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   7  2 0
 6/ 0*EAT THIS! (1244)           1   0  0  100   6/ 6 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  6  0 0
 7- 6*VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245)     1   0  0  100   7/ 9*BASH BROS DMV (924)       6  2 0
 8- 3*GLADIATORS (1249)          1   0  0  100   8/12*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)    6  3 0
 9- 9*BBR 011 (854)              1   0  0  100   9/11*BASH BROS BEER (966)      5  1 0
10/ 1*BASH BROS CONDO (979)     11   1  1 91.7  10/ 5*BASH BROS CONDO (979)     5  1 0
11/10*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  19   2  1 90.5  11/10*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  5  1 0
12/13*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    25   5  2 83.3  12/18 OUTLAWS (643)             5 10 0
13/14*BASH BROS BEER (966)      10   2  0 83.3  13/15 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      4  1 0
14/12*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     23   5  2 82.1  14/ 4 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    4  2 1
15/15 BASH BROS BUS (821)       26   7  1 78.8  15/24 BASH BROS BUS (821)       4  2 0
16/11*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)   7   2  0 77.8  16/13*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  4  7 0
17/17 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  26   8  0 76.5  17/16 DEADLY RAGE (158)         3  3 0
18/18 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  24   8  1 75.0  18/23 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     3  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/19*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)      9   3  0 75.0  19-14 MY CARTOONS (1128)        2  0 0
20/16*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   11   4  0 73.3  20/21 MILK IS GOOD (650)        2  1 1
21/20 BASH BROS TREES (871)     35  13  1 72.9  21/35*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     2  1 0
22/22 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      30  12  1 71.4  22/19 BASH BROS TREES (871)     2  1 0
23/23 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    52  23  2 69.3  23/20*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    2  1 0
24-24*AEDIRFELL (1243)           2   1  1 66.7  24/34*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     2  1 0
25/25 MILK IS GOOD (650)        37  20  1 64.9  25/22 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    2  1 0
26/21*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  18  10  0 64.3  26/36 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     2  1 0
27/27 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     46  27  2 63.0  27/17 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     2  4 0
28/26 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     13   8  0 61.9  28-26*AEDIRFELL (1243)          1  0 1
29/28*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)     8   5  0 61.5  29-28*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     1  0 0
30/29 DEADLY RAGE (158)        164 127  9 56.4  30-29*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    1  0 0
31/31*BASH BROS DMV (924)        9   8  0 52.9  31/ 0*EAT THIS! (1244)          1  0 0
32/ 0 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    100  95  8 51.3  32-27*VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245)    1  0 0
33-30 ONE MAN BAND (684)        41  41  2 50.0  33-31*ALLONEWORD (1248)         1  0 0
34/32 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    40  54  2 42.6  34-32*GLADIATORS (1249)         1  0 0
35/33 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     24  38  1 38.7  35-30*CANADA EH! (1253)         1  0 0
36/34 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     46  75  3 38.0  36-33*BBR 011 (854)             1  0 0
37/38*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)      3   5  0 37.5  37-25 ONE MAN BAND (684)        1  1 0
38/35 OUTLAWS (643)             66 120  8 35.5  38/37 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     1  5 0
39-36 MY CARTOONS (1128)        22  47  0 31.9  39/ 0 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It's me, The Unknown Spymaster, back to give you this week's Spy Report.  Sit 
back in your seats and we'll have more fun than a barrel of Zontanis.  Say good-bye 
to BASH BROS SNOW, as they are pushed from the coveted top team spot by the BASH BROS 
REMOTE stable.  Take a look at BB SIDE MIRROR's act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and 
gain 14 places in the team ranking.  Advancing in the rankings was BASH BROS BASEBALL 
who went from last turn's 23-8-0, to this week's record of 26-8-0.  Hey everybody, 
watch out for TAX PENALTY, who flew up 22 points in the rankings after mashing 
VENEMOUS CONCUBINE like a melon.  Keep your eye on this guy.  Ya know, some days it 
doesn't pay to walk out on the sands.  NOSY NEIGHBOR lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD and 
drops 18 points.  Well, everybody's pal KID FUNKY FRIED moved his record to 12-1-0 by 
defeating GOLGO 13 in the Duelmaster's Title Bout and gaining 5 recognition points.  
4 out of 5 gladiators surveyed protect the body, so try and avoid aiming at that 
location.   
     Here is other news that is of note.  And hey, kiddies, those of you who didn't 
avoid OUTLAWS, please raise you hand.  Wow.  Does DRAGONHEAD really have that many 
liars?  And you guys like to boo me?  Well, unsling your rasberries, cause BASH BROS 
BASEBALL beats feet every time OUTLAWS smiles at them.  Try farming, eh?  Well just 
about everybody wants a piece of WARLOCK, who was this week's most challenged 
warrior.   
     Being a spy is great--other people die and you spend the rest of the day 
drinking to their memory.  Better tanked than dead!  WHOLE defied all odds and slew 
SPYMASTER in the Dark Arena.  The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as 
SPYMASTER's meat is notoriously tough.  Big deal, so PRINCE OF THORNS got mashed in 
the Dark Arena.  With his face he was more at home with the trolls than with us. 
(Waka waka).  Knowing when to use the right tactics at the proper time is a very 
important step on the road to Duelmaster.   
     Well, that wasn't too bad; Alarond told me that the people in DRAGONHEAD have no 
sense of humor.  Or maybe that they were senseless.  C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some 
tracks.  Hasta la bye-bye.  (Loud choruses of 'Beat it, ya bum!')-- The Unknown 
Spymaster  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATE 7002                    14   1  0   105       BASH BROS BUS (821)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BASES LOADED WALK 6582        9   1  0   104       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775         12   2  0   101       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 DERAILED 6912                12   2  0   101       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 OVERGROWN 7263               18   9  0    98       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589          8   1  0    98       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 GOLGO 13 3689                16  22  1    95       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 RUDE DRIVER 7001             12   3  1    95       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677         15  15  1    94       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TWO FOR ONE 7777              8   0  1    87       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         19  19  1    85       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 GENE AUTRY 7838              14  26  3    85       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 FIRE WON'T START 7590         8   4  1    83       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          18  11  0    82       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 COPYCAT 5854                 14  19  1    80       OUTLAWS (643)
 TAX PENALTY 7311              6   1  0    79       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 FORMS 7540                    4   2  0    76       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 WARLOCK 6137                  8  15  2    73       OUTLAWS (643)
 ROY ROGERS 7836              14  26  0    68       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 SHOVELING 8014                7   0  1    68       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ARRANGED 7312                 7   0  1    65       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 OYAMI 8689                    6   5  0    63       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579             8   4  0    62       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 TRASH 6840                    7   1  0    61       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 CLEANING 7588                 8   2  0    60       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 DROP AND BREAK 7730           5   1  0    60       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-GORGOLLA 4146                 9  11  0    58       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 OVER AFTER FIRST 6583         9   3  0    57       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734            6   1  1    57       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828           6   0  0    57       BASH BROS CONDO (979)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LESS TASTE 7764               5   1  0    51       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 MOLDY 7930                    7   1  0    50       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016            5   0  1    50       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 PUT ON CHAINS 8013            3   1  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        6   1  0    48       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      4   0  0    47       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 CONVENIENCE 7310              6   1  0    46       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 FLICKERING 8048               5   0  0    45       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-XYLOPHONE 9365                4   0  0    45       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 DIG FOR CAR 8015              4   1  0    43       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 LITHIUM 8234                  6  12  0    42       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        6   4  0    39       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 POTTY BREAK 6838              6   2  0    37       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827            5   1  1    37       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762       5   1  0    35       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 NO VISIBILITY 8012            4   3  0    35       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 SCARY 8930                    3   2  0    35       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-THJORGGA 9384                 2   1  1    32       AEDIRFELL (1243)
 SHIFTED 7941                  3   5  0    30       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694            3   2  0    29       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 COLD 8929                     2   1  0    29       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
 LETHAL DOSAGE 8862            3   5  0    28       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
 BRIGHT 8050                   3   2  0    27       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            2   1  0    27       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732         5   2  1    26       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NO BATTERIES 7733             3   0  0    26       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 NONSTANDARD 8051              3   2  0    26       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOCKE 9363                    3   2  0    23       OUTLAWS (643)
 LONG LINES 7537               3   3  0    23       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-APES OF WRATH 8827            1   0  0    23       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      4   6  0    21       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153            3   2  0    21       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 PUNKA 9396                    1   0  0    21       EAT THIS! (1244)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-JOHNNY CANUCK 9462            1   0  0    18       CANADA EH! (1253)
-SIRSTABSALOT 9416             2   0  0    17       ALLONEWORD (1248)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            4   4  0    16       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-GAMMA EQUULEI 9492            1   0  0    15       EQUULEUS (1256)
-THE RED SHORE 9180            1   0  0    14       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-CRUELLA DE VILLE 9397         1   0  0    14       VICIOUS VAMPS 3 (1245)
-CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7167        1   0  0    14       BBR 011 (854)
 DARK 8927                     3   2  0    11       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
-TRISTANE 9417                 1   0  0     9       GLADIATORS (1249)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            1   5  0     8       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-ROAD KILL 8272                1   1  0     8       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 MISSED STOP 8276              1   2  0     5       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-HARPSICHORD 9494              1   0  0     3       ONE MAN BAND (684)
-ANTI-ORCHESTRA 9388           0   2  0     2       ONE MAN BAND (684)
 NIX 9619                      0   1  0     1       OUTLAWS (643)
 IVY 9620                      0   1  0     1       OUTLAWS (643)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
RUDENESS 7538           2  3 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    THJORGGA 9384         300   
PRINCE OF THORNS 8678   7  9 1 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 WURM KIN              301  NONE
BANJO 9373              3  2 0 ONE MAN BAND 684     DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 297  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Unreality -- I can't wait. -- Crybaby

Mr Right Handed -- My manager didn't seem to like it. -- Yondu

Assur -- It seems making people smile is not my best attribute. -- Iron Bitch

Twenty dead!  It must be tourney time, with managers seeking likely rookies.  Oog.

An oh-fer with no standbys.  We do NOT like it. -- Rupert Sams et al

Book Lost -- Always.  For everyone, unfortunately. -- Rupert Sams

Flat Tire -- Ah!  But now that spring has sprung, cold is not the plan. -- Vardon 
Weiss

Iron Bitch -- I prayed for rain, and the subsequent rust, but it didn't work. -- 
Rupert Sams

Corn Flakes -- If you hadn't been frosted, I'd've handled you. -- Vardon Weiss

Rain -- Darn.  It was Rupert who wanted you. -- Purvis Quail

Pollen -- I dig I'b allergic. -- Ben Allan

Convenience -- No, it was NOT convenient.  Don't do that again. -- Willenda Voyle

Vardon Weiss -- Thanks so much for the learns. -- Corn Flakes

Hopalong Cassidy -- Not sure what you cowboys eat for breakfast, but let me teach you 
the new order. -- Wheaties

Xiahou Dun -- Even if you found me, my children are still in hiding. -- Crawl Space

Roy Rogers -- Milk is Good. -- Whole

Taishi Ci -- Sometimes you just have a bad day. -- Flat

Purvis Quail -- This is my time. -- Rain

Deadhouse Gates -- Sometimes, you should just drive. -- Late

Transformers -- You are more than meets the eye, I am less. -- Sensationalized

Jabber Jaw -- You only think you read this story before.  Actually it is much 
different.  We changed the 5th, 10th, and 14th sentence of the article. -- Repetitive

Tornados -- I guess you don't care about manners. -- Rude Driver

Ben Allan -- Hard to catch me when you usually can't even see me. -- Pollen

Piatarbajo -- I can only hope you find your own end in the same way. -- Assur

Willenda Voyle -- Sorry, I'm already spoken for. -- Convenience

Shirt Tails -- Traveling on the busiest day of the year?  You need more than fancy 
clothes. -- Travel

The Blue Toad -- Blue, Red, Pink, Yellow?  Doesn't matter.  Bring it on. -- Shifted

Oyami -- Stayawayme. -- Chemical Smell

Lethal Dose -- You still have to pay your taxes, dead or alive. -- Tax Penalty

Six-Gun Tarot -- Downed by trickery. -- Turned Off

Skin Ticket -- Not as scary as the dark. -- Flickering

Wang Yi -- And I am no longer new. -- First Scratch

Flashpoint -- You shine more than time. -- Bright

Prince of Thorns -- And you think the last broadcast was bad, wait until you hear the 
next one. -- Annoying Announcers

Wait and Bleed -- After you've had me 6 months, you'll have bled plenty. -- Lemon

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

WHOLE barely slew SPYMASTER in a 10 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
PRINCE OF THORNS was barely slain by WURM KIN in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle.
BASES LOADED WALK overcame DEADHOUSE GATES in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge match.
COPYCAT was devastated by OVERGROWN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge contest.
CONVENIENCE was overpowered by WARLOCK in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
KID FUNKY FRIED viciously subdued GOLGO 13 in a 2 minute bloody veteran's duel.
DERAILED overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory mismatched brawl.
LATE handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven Title melee.
FAKE SALE PRICE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gory uneven duel.
OYAMI was overpowered by PAY PER SECOND in a 1 minute uneven match.
ROY ROGERS was overpowered by FORMS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
TRASH was demolished by GENE AUTRY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
MR RIGHT HANDED outwaited CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 7 minute one-sided battle.
RUDE DRIVER handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute one-sided conflict.
FIRE WON'T START viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody bout.
ARRANGED vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
TAX PENALTY devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHOVELING overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided bout.
POTTY BREAK was beaten by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute fight.
OVER AFTER FIRST handily defeated LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
4 HOUR GAMES overpowered LITHIUM in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS beat AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome fray.
SCARY slimly lost to AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory contest.
NO VISIBILITY was subdued by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute gory fight.
CLEANING vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
DROP AND BREAK overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM won victory over FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
FLICKERING outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a unpopular 14 minute expert vs. novice bout.
MOLDY vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LOST IN COUCH overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
LESS TASTE savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal match.
NOSY NEIGHBOR was overpowered by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
NOISY NEIGHBOR overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NOT THE REAL THING narrowly defeated CULT MEMBER in a 3 minute contest.
SHIFTED won victory over TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 2 minute bloody fight.
BRIGHT was subdued by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute brutal amateur's match.
PUT ON CHAINS handily defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BIASED JUDGES was demolished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DIG FOR CAR viciously subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a popular 2 minute bout.
MELTING FLOOD overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
OUT OF BATTERIES handily defeated MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
LONG LINES overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven battle.
SHOPPING CART was viciously subdued by LOCKE in a exciting 3 minute bloody struggle.
COLD vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
MISSED STOP was bested by PUNKA in a 3 minute match.
NONSTANDARD handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched melee.
NO BATTERIES demolished IVY in a 1 minute one-sided match.
DARK subdued NIX in a 2 minute beginner's fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         STRIKING ATTACK   36 -  16 -  2      69  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  11         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-LUNGE       27 -  14 -  1      66  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  15 -  1      65  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      5         BASHING ATTACK    41 -  25 -  2      62  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         WALL OF STEEL     16 -  13 -  1      55  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         AIMED BLOW        53 -  46 -  4      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         LUNGING ATTACK    48 -  42 -  2      53  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  10 -  2      44  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  2         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  16 -  0      43  |

Turn 301 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  0     AIMED BLOW         4 -  7         3  STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
PARRY-LUNGE        4 -  1                                       1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK    10 -  3                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
BASHING ATTACK     8 -  3                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
SLASHING ATTACK    1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LATE 7002                  14   1  0  105 BASH BROS BUS (821)
STRIKING ATTACK  BASES LOADED WALK 6582      9   1  0  104 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAKE SALE PRICE 7775       12   2  0  101 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DERAILED 6912              12   2  0  101 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
BASHING ATTACK   OVERGROWN 7263             18   9  0   98 BASH BROS TREES (871)
AIMED BLOW       RUDE DRIVER 7001           12   3  1   95 BASH BROS BUS (821)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579           8   4  0   62 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
WALL OF STEEL    MOLDY 7930                  7   1  0   50 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
TOTAL PARRY      FLICKERING 8048             5   0  0   45 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GENE AUTRY 7838.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MR RIGHT HANDED 6876.  The ten other most popular fighters were DIG FOR CAR 8015, 
LOCKE 9363, BASES LOADED WALK 6582, LATE 7002, FIRE WON'T START 7590, 4 HOUR GAMES 
6579, NO VISIBILITY 8012, LESS TASTE 7764, SHIFTED 7941, and DERAILED 6912.

The least popular fighter this week was FLICKERING 8048.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were IVY 9620, BIASED JUDGES 8153, LETHAL DOSAGE 8862, ROY ROGERS 7836, 
OYAMI 8689, CONVENIENCE 7310, DARK 8927, LONG LINES 7537, NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827, and 
LITHIUM 8234.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

KID FUNKY FRIED (72-3950) DEADLY RAGE (158)
WHOLE (72-5895) MILK IS GOOD (650)