DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/23/2016    Duedate: 07/20/2016

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-302

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

LATE
BASH BROS BUS (821)
(72-7002) [15-1-0,109]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

CLOGGED CHIMNEY                FORMS
BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)      BASH BROS DMV (924)
(72-7589) [9-1-1,134]          (72-7540) [5-2-0,84]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

GENE AUTRY                     MIA HAMM
COWBOY CROONERS (981)          MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-7838) [15-26-3,89]         (72-9358) [1-4-1,16]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)   44
2. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)       44      BB REALITY SHOW (824)
3. BB JUNK EMAIL (972)         43      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)  30
5. BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)   29      BASH BROS MLM (973)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 0*BASH BROS MLM (973)        9   0  1  100   1/ 1*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)   13  2 0
 2/ 0*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)   6   0  0  100   2/ 2*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)    11  3 1
 3/ 0*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)    6   0  0  100   3/ 4 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  8  1 0
 4/ 0*BB JUNK EMAIL (972)        5   0  0  100   4/ 6 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  7  0 1
 5- 6*EAT THIS! (1244)           1   0  0  100   5/ 3*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  7  2 2
 6/ 0*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)     1   0  0  100   6/ 5*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   7  2 0
 7/ 0*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)   1   0  0  100   7/ 9*BASH BROS BEER (966)      6  0 0
 8- 9*BBR 011 (854)              1   0  0  100   8/ 7*BASH BROS DMV (924)       6  1 0
 9/10*BASH BROS CONDO (979)     13   1  1 92.9   9/10*BASH BROS CONDO (979)     5  1 0
10/ 0 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     15   2  1 88.2  10/11*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  5  1 0
11/11*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  21   3  2 87.5  11/15 BASH BROS BUS (821)       5  1 0
12/13*BASH BROS BEER (966)      12   2  0 85.7  12/12 OUTLAWS (643)             5 10 0
13/ 0*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  11   2  0 84.6  13/13 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      4  0 0
14/ 0*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)   5   1  0 83.3  14- 8*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)    4  2 0
15/ 0 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)   9   2  0 81.8  15/ 0*BASH BROS MLM (973)       3  0 1
16/16*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)   9   2  0 81.8  16/22 BASH BROS TREES (871)     3  0 0
17/14*BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     26   6  2 81.3  17/ 0*BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       3  0 0
18/12*BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    28   7  2 80.0  18/ 0*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  3  0 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/15 BASH BROS BUS (821)       28   7  1 80.0  19/21*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     3  0 0
20/ 0 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    16   4  0 80.0  20/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     3  1 0
21/ 0*PBS KIDS (920)             4   1  1 80.0  21/17 DEADLY RAGE (158)         3  2 0
22/18 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  27   8  2 77.1  22/16*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  3  7 0
23/17 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  28   9  0 75.7  23/ 0 BASH BROS ROAD SI (1275)  2  0 1
24/ 0*CUB GREATS (1121)          6   2  0 75.0  24/ 0*BASH BROS GAS (989)       2  0 0
25/21 BASH BROS TREES (871)     36  13  1 73.5  25/ 0*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   2  0 0
26/20*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   13   5  0 72.2  26/ 0 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    2  0 0
27/22 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)      31  12  1 72.1  27/ 0*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  2  0 0
28/ 0 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      20   8  0 71.4  28/ 0 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      2  1 0
29/23 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    53  23  2 69.7  29/25 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    2  1 0
30/19*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)      9   4  0 69.2  30/26 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     2  1 0
31/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    121  60  6 66.9  31/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          2  2 0
32-24*AEDIRFELL (1243)           2   1  1 66.7  32/14 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    2  4 1
33/ 0 MORE VODKA (694)          15   8  1 65.2  33/38 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     2  4 0
34-25 MILK IS GOOD (650)        37  20  1 64.9  34/18 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     2  4 0
35/26*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  20  11  0 64.5  35-28*AEDIRFELL (1243)          1  0 1
36/ 0*BASH BROS GAS (989)        7   4  1 63.6  36/ 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   1  0 0
37/27 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     46  28  2 62.2  37/ 0*BASH BROS CLOSET (947)    1  0 0
38-29*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)     8   5  0 61.5  38/ 0*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  1  0 0
39/28 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     14   9  0 60.9  39/ 0*CUB GREATS (1121)         1  0 0
40/31*BASH BROS DMV (924)       11   8  0 57.9  40/ 0 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)  1  0 0
41/30 DEADLY RAGE (158)        165 127  9 56.5  41-31*EAT THIS! (1244)          1  0 0
42/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          44  37  0 54.3  42-36*BBR 011 (854)             1  0 0
43/ 0 BASH BROS ROAD SI (1275)  41  37  2 52.6  43/ 0 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     1  0 0
44-32 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)    100  95  8 51.3  44-20 MILK IS GOOD (650)        1  1 1
45/ 3*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      1   1  0 50.0  45/19 MY CARTOONS (1128)        1  1 0
46/ 4*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     1   1  0 50.0  46/29*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     1  1 0
47/37*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)      4   5  0 44.4  47/30*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    1  1 0
48/34 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    40  56  2 41.7  48/ 0*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  1  1 0
49/ 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   50  73  2 40.7  49/23*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    1  2 0
50/36 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     47  76  3 38.2  50/24*BASH BROS FRUIT (997)     1  2 0
51/35 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     24  40  1 37.5  51/27 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     1  5 0
52/38 OUTLAWS (643)             68 123  8 35.6  52/ 0 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      0  1 0
53/ 0 ONE LETTER OFF (917)       4   8  0 33.3  53/ 0*PBS KIDS (920)            0  1 0
54/39 MY CARTOONS (1128)        22  48  0 31.4  54/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    0  1 0
55/40*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)     3   9  0 25.0  55/ 0*SELLSWORDS VII (1046)     0  1 0
56/ 0*SELLSWORDS VII (1046)      0   1  0  0.0  56-39 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)     0  1 0
57/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     0   1  0  0.0  57/ 0 MORE VODKA (694)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                 DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
                             Notes from the arena champ.

My near perfection in the arena has not translated well into tourneys, but Assur will 
run me through champs and graduation, should I survive, and make a decision on my 
career after that.

The reality of late buses is that often you'd have been late in a car, too.  Sure,
sometimes it is unique to the bus, but more often it is because of things outside
the control of the driver or mechanical issues.  Patience when in transit is 
essential, regardless of the mode of travel.  However, it can be more annoying when it 
is not in your control.

                                          -- Late

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  See if I even talk 
to any of those losers in ON MY BOOKSHELF again!  Didja see where they got 0-2-0?  
Somebody musta won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one 
round?  BASH BROS TRAIN dropped 16, which I think's more than all the other teams 
combined!  The guys at BASH BROS TREES like really pulled together to get a 1-0-0 
this turn, moving up by 6.  What was the name of that team who got 3-0-1 this turn 
for a total 27-8-2 you ask?  (Sure)  BASH BROS FIREPLACE's their name, and fighting's 
their game!  MVP award for CLOGGED CHIMNEY?  BASH BROS FIREPLACE's proud of him after 
beating MAJOR TOM and getting 36 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  TAX PENALTY's 
match with MIKE TROUT cost him a loss of 19 points!  The Duelmaster isn't going to 
stop just cause he's Number One!  DEADHOUSE GATES knows this.  He was challenged by 
the Duelmaster.  Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair?  I think LATE should 
let DEADHOUSE GATES be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it.  Who was 
the wiseguy that said DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping 
Blade?  Don't look at me!   
     Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right?  The warriors of OUTLAWS must be 
getting lonely.  They were the most avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I 
don't?  Hhmph!  What kind of warriors are BB SIDE MIRROR?  OUTLAWS, an easy team to 
beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation!  Like, is WARLOCK 
popular, or what?  He was challenged the most in all of DRAGONHEAD!  He's got a 
8-16-2, is that good?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed.  MAJOR TOM, 
of MORE VODKA had a 14-6-1 when he got bumped off by CLOGGED CHIMNEY.  Fight, fight, 
fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain.  Soak it in cold water, and hand 
wash.  I gotta leave.  DRAGONHEAD is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!  
Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LATE 7002                    15   1  0   109       BASH BROS BUS (821)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589          9   1  1   134       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-TIM SALMON 6290              12   4  0   120       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 REPETITIVE 7684              12   3  0   117       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 CUB 6810                      9   9  0   113       NL CENTRAL (783)
 UNREALITY 7016               11   0  0   111       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 BASES LOADED WALK 6582       10   1  0   107       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 FAKE SALE PRICE 7775         13   2  0   104       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 RUDE DRIVER 7001             13   3  1   102       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 OVERGROWN 7263               19   9  0   100       BASH BROS TREES (871)
 DEAD PLANTS 8159              9   1  0   100       BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            20  19  0    96       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 DEADHOUSE GATES 8677         15  16  1    96       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-GOLGO 13 3689                16  22  1    95       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 STINKY 6864                   9   2  0    95       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ASTRO 6805                   11   4  0    90       NL CENTRAL (783)
 GENE AUTRY 7838              15  26  3    89       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          19  11  0    88       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 COPYCAT 5854                 15  19  1    88       OUTLAWS (643)
 FIRE WON'T START 7590         9   4  1    88       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777              8   0  1    87       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 DERAILED 6912                12   3  0    86       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 FORMS 7540                    5   2  0    84       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 MIKE TROUT 7884               9   3  0    82       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 ARRANGED 7312                 8   0  2    82       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 SHOVELING 8014                8   0  1    79       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         19  20  1    78       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 PIRATE 6806                  11   7  0    78       NL CENTRAL (783)
 TRASH 6840                    8   1  0    78       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828           7   0  0    70       BASH BROS CONDO (979)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROY ROGERS 7836              14  27  0    69       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579             9   4  0    69       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 DROP AND BREAK 7730           6   1  0    68       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XIAHOU DUN 8784               7  12  0    65       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734            7   1  1    64       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 CLEANING 7588                 9   2  0    63       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861           7   2  0    60       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 TAX PENALTY 7311              6   2  0    60       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 OYAMI 8689                    6   6  0    60       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 PUT ON CHAINS 8013            4   1  0    60       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 WARLOCK 6137                  8  16  2    59       OUTLAWS (643)
 BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069      5   1  0    59       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-GORGOLLA 4146                 9  11  0    58       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683          7   5  0    57       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CONVENIENCE 7310              7   1  0    56       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      5   0  0    54       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 LESS TASTE 7764               6   1  0    53       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 ERNIE BANKS 8648              6   2  0    53       CUB GREATS (1121)
 KEVIN BACON 8675              4   1  0    52       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 OVER AFTER FIRST 6583         9   4  0    50       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827            6   1  1    50       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-MELTING FLOOD 8016            5   0  1    50       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 LITHIUM 8234                  7  12  0    49       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 FLICKERING 8048               6   0  0    49       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 NO VISIBILITY 8012            5   3  0    48       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762       6   1  0    46       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 SHIFTED 7941                  4   5  0    45       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        6   2  0    44       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        4   1  1    43       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 HINT OF SLIME 7503            4   8  0    42       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
 BRIGHT 8050                   4   2  0    42       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029      3   0  0    42       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-JUDAH 4543                    5   8  2    41       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 MOLDY 7930                    7   2  0    39       BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776        6   4  0    39       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732         6   2  1    37       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 POTTY BREAK 6838              6   3  0    35       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-SCARY 8930                    3   2  0    35       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
 TURNED OFF 7887               3   3  0    35       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798           3   0  0    35       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 DANIEL TIGER 7885             3   1  0    34       PBS KIDS (920)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOCKE 9363                    4   2  0    33       OUTLAWS (643)
 LEAK 7886                     4   1  1    32       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 DIG FOR CAR 8015              4   2  0    32       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-THJORGGA 9384                 2   1  1    32       AEDIRFELL (1243)
 AMWAY 7795                    3   0  1    31       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 LONG LINES 7537               4   3  0    30       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153            4   2  0    29       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 WRONGPLACEWRONGSIGN 9608      4   1  0    29       BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (1275)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694            3   2  0    29       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-COLD 8929                     2   1  0    29       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
-LU SU 8773                    2   1  0    28       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 DRUNK 7812                    2   0  0    28       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            2   1  0    27       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 419 7794                      2   0  0    27       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-KALIBAK 4428                  5   4  0    26       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 WAX SPILL 8060                3   0  0    26       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HERBALIFE 7796                3   0  0    26       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            5   4  0    25       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 BAD SCRIPT 8068               5   0  0    25       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 CHAIN LETTER 7793             2   0  0    22       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779      4   6  0    21       BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
 LETHAL DOSAGE 8862            3   6  0    21       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
 NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        2   1  0    21       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 UNPREPARED 7811               2   0  0    21       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-PUNKA 9396                    1   0  0    21       EAT THIS! (1244)
 NONSTANDARD 8051              3   3  0    20       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235           2   4  0    20       SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
 BUY ME 7791                   1   0  0    20       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 DIABETES 8099                 1   0  0    18       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 FIRE STARTER 8061             3   0  0    17       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 BOOBY TRAP 7665               1   0  0    17       BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
 WISE 8191                     0   1  0    17       SELLSWORDS VII (1046)
-BREWER 9367                   2   2  0    16       NL CENTRAL (783)
 MIA HAMM 9358                 1   4  1    16       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 UNREADABLE 9601               1   0  1    16       BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (1275)
 NO BATTERIES 7733             3   1  0    15       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 CARDINAL 8794                 2   3  0    15       NL CENTRAL (783)
 MISSED STOP 8276              2   2  0    15       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 FISH STORY 7813               2   0  0    15       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 NOT NEWS 7687                 1   0  0    15       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7167        1   0  0    14       BBR 011 (854)
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         0   1  0    13       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
-DARK 8927                     3   2  0    11       BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
-WANG YI 8775                  1   1  0     9       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            1   6  0     9       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            1   1  0     9       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-ROAD KILL 8272                1   1  0     8       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            1   1  0     4       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
 NIX 9619                      0   2  0     2       OUTLAWS (643)
 IVY 9620                      0   2  0     2       OUTLAWS (643)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE            0  0 0                      ARRANGED 7312         302  NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA        0  0 0                      UNREADABLE 9601       302  NONE
RUDENESS 7538           2  3 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    THJORGGA 9384         300   
MAJOR TOM 6333         14  6 1 MORE VODKA 694       CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589  302   
ACC 9636                0  1 0 MY CARTOONS 1128     HIGH ELF              302  NONE
DUST 9623               0  1 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 WURM KIN              302  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

Deadhouse Gates -- So many ways to get out of a bases loaded jam, but a walk is not a 
good thing. -- Bases Loaded Walk

Copycat -- Don't get lost when you encounter me.  You'll never know which side you 
come out on. -- Overgrown

Warlock -- You beat a tourney caliber warrior.  Congrats. -- Convenience

Oyami -- I'll send you my bill. -- Pay Per Second

Roy Rogers -- And after you fill out those forms, I'll give you more forms (after 
you've stood in another 3 lines, of course). -- Forms

Gene Autry -- Your films were trash, too.  And I know what trash looks like. -- Trash

Lethal Dosage -- We both end things quick. -- Over After First

Lithium -- A sweet, sweet victory for me.  Much better to win those long slugfests 
than to lose them. -- 4 Hour Games

Tommyknockers -- Thanks.  I need every win I can get.  The boss doesn't seem to like 
me. -- Shifted

Locke -- You're an interesting one.  I was once abandoned. -- Shopping Cart

Punka -- You missed your stop. -- Missed Stop

Ivy -- HA!  Try and use me without power. -- Out of Batteries

Nix -- Such a simple problem. -- Dark

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

ACC was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DUST was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
LATE narrowly defeated DEADHOUSE GATES in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
TRASH overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOCKE devastated NO BATTERIES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
REPETITIVE savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
CUB overpowered DERAILED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DEAD PLANTS vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BASES LOADED WALK vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVERGROWN overcame CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
MAJOR TOM was murdered by CLOGGED CHIMNEY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RUDE DRIVER devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FAKE SALE PRICE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
UNREALITY won victory over ASTRO in a action packed 1 minute master's bout.
TAX PENALTY was handily defeated by MIKE TROUT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was devastated by CHICKEN S#!^ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
STINKY demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COPYCAT overpowered ROY ROGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
PAY PER SECOND overpowered OYAMI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FIRE WON'T START savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute bout.
GENE AUTRY overcame BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS in a exciting 2 minute one-sided contest.
SENSATIONALIZED was overpowered by PIRATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FORMS savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory fight.
SHOVELING defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 1 minute match.
OVER AFTER FIRST was savagely defeated by XIAHOU DUN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
4 HOUR GAMES handily defeated DANIEL TIGER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DROP AND BREAK overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOST IN COUCH vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLEANING savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice match.
NOISY NEIGHBOR beat CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody fray.
ARRANGED slaughtered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HINT OF SLIME was luckily beaten by FLICKERING in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
CONVENIENCE demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MOLDY was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LITHIUM vanquished NONSTANDARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FULL AND HEAVY demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
ERNIE BANKS overpowered DIG FOR CAR in a 1 minute uneven battle.
POTTY BREAK was viciously subdued by KEVIN BACON in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
NO VISIBILITY vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute match.
NOT THE REAL THING handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
LESS TASTE beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
PUT ON CHAINS overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOSY NEIGHBOR beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute fray.
DISCOVERY TOYS handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BRIGHT subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute conflict.
OUT OF BATTERIES overpowered LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TURNED OFF overpowered TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SHIFTED devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LEAK devastated NIX in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DRUNK outlasted MIA HAMM in a crowd pleasing 12 minute bloody battle.
AMWAY executed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
419 devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARDINAL was unbelievably bested by SHOPPING CART in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
FIRE STARTER beat OSKSI NOBLE in a 4 minute match.
WRONGPLACEWRONGSIGN overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIASED JUDGES handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
LONG LINES overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BAD SCRIPT beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
MISSED STOP vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WAX SPILL defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's fight.
FISH STORY won victory over HACKED TO PIECES in a 1 minute brutal duel.
UNPREPARED demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven battle.
HERBALIFE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHAIN LETTER demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
IVY was overpowered by BOOBY TRAP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
APES OF WRATH was beaten by NO CARS AVAILABLE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
THE RED SHORE was overpowered by DIABETES in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
UNREADABLE butchered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
NOT NEWS demolished WISE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BUY ME demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  22         STRIKING ATTACK   42 -  15 -  4      74  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  20         PARRY-LUNGE       29 -  13 -  1      69  |
|AIMED BLOW                      17         TOTAL PARRY       31 -  14 -  1      69  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         PARRY-RIPOSTE     11 -   5 -  0      69  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         BASHING ATTACK    52 -  26 -  0      67  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  13 -  1      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    6         LUNGING ATTACK    57 -  43 -  2      57  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         AIMED BLOW        60 -  46 -  4      57  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     2         PARRY-STRIKE       8 -  10 -  1      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    2         SLASHING ATTACK   11 -  17 -  0      39  |

Turn 302 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

TOTAL PARRY        5 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  2         3  STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK    16 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
STRIKING ATTACK   11 -  3                                       2  BASHING ATTACK 
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  2                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
AIMED BLOW        12 -  5                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
WALL OF STEEL      4 -  2                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK    13 -  9     
PARRY-STRIKE       1 -  1     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   LATE 7002                  15   1  0  109 BASH BROS BUS (821)
STRIKING ATTACK  CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589        9   1  1  134 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
BASHING ATTACK   REPETITIVE 7684            12   3  0  117 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
AIMED BLOW       UNREALITY 7016             11   0  0  111 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
PARRY-LUNGE      FAKE SALE PRICE 7775       13   2  0  104 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
WALL OF STEEL    CHICKEN S#!^ 5952          20  19  0   96 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    DERAILED 6912              12   3  0   86 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579           9   4  0   69 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
TOTAL PARRY      FLICKERING 8048             6   0  0   49 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is GENE AUTRY 7838.  The most popular warrior this turn 
was MIA HAMM 9358.  The ten other most popular fighters were HINT OF SLIME 7503, 
KEVIN BACON 8675, REPETITIVE 7684, FIRE WON'T START 7590, GENE AUTRY 7838, CLEANING 
7588, TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731, LATE 7002, DEADHOUSE GATES 8677, and DEAD PLANTS 8159.

The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FIRE STARTER 8061, WISE 8191, THE RED SHORE 9180, APES OF WRATH 8827, 
IVY 9620, HACKED TO PIECES 8847, NIX 9619, TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210, DIG FOR CAR 8015, and 
NONSTANDARD 8051.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

CLOGGED CHIMNEY (72-7589) BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                        HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638) 
                       MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes