DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 06/23/2016 Duedate: 07/20/2016
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-302
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
LATE
BASH BROS BUS (821)
(72-7002) [15-1-0,109]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLOGGED CHIMNEY FORMS
BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) BASH BROS DMV (924)
(72-7589) [9-1-1,134] (72-7540) [5-2-0,84]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GENE AUTRY MIA HAMM
COWBOY CROONERS (981) MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
(72-7838) [15-26-3,89] (72-9358) [1-4-1,16]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) 44
2. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 44 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
3. BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 43 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) 30
5. BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976) 29 BASH BROS MLM (973)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 0*BASH BROS MLM (973) 9 0 1 100 1/ 1*BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 13 2 0
2/ 0*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 6 0 0 100 2/ 2*BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 11 3 1
3/ 0*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 6 0 0 100 3/ 4 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 8 1 0
4/ 0*BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 5 0 0 100 4/ 6 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 7 0 1
5- 6*EAT THIS! (1244) 1 0 0 100 5/ 3*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 7 2 2
6/ 0*BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 1 0 0 100 6/ 5*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 7 2 0
7/ 0*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 1 0 0 100 7/ 9*BASH BROS BEER (966) 6 0 0
8- 9*BBR 011 (854) 1 0 0 100 8/ 7*BASH BROS DMV (924) 6 1 0
9/10*BASH BROS CONDO (979) 13 1 1 92.9 9/10*BASH BROS CONDO (979) 5 1 0
10/ 0 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 15 2 1 88.2 10/11*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 5 1 0
11/11*BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 21 3 2 87.5 11/15 BASH BROS BUS (821) 5 1 0
12/13*BASH BROS BEER (966) 12 2 0 85.7 12/12 OUTLAWS (643) 5 10 0
13/ 0*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 11 2 0 84.6 13/13 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 4 0 0
14/ 0*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 5 1 0 83.3 14- 8*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 4 2 0
15/ 0 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 9 2 0 81.8 15/ 0*BASH BROS MLM (973) 3 0 1
16/16*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 9 2 0 81.8 16/22 BASH BROS TREES (871) 3 0 0
17/14*BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 26 6 2 81.3 17/ 0*BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 3 0 0
18/12*BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 28 7 2 80.0 18/ 0*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 3 0 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/15 BASH BROS BUS (821) 28 7 1 80.0 19/21*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 3 0 0
20/ 0 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 16 4 0 80.0 20/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 3 1 0
21/ 0*PBS KIDS (920) 4 1 1 80.0 21/17 DEADLY RAGE (158) 3 2 0
22/18 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 27 8 2 77.1 22/16*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 3 7 0
23/17 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 28 9 0 75.7 23/ 0 BASH BROS ROAD SI (1275) 2 0 1
24/ 0*CUB GREATS (1121) 6 2 0 75.0 24/ 0*BASH BROS GAS (989) 2 0 0
25/21 BASH BROS TREES (871) 36 13 1 73.5 25/ 0*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 2 0 0
26/20*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 13 5 0 72.2 26/ 0 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 2 0 0
27/22 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 31 12 1 72.1 27/ 0*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 2 0 0
28/ 0 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 20 8 0 71.4 28/ 0 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 2 1 0
29/23 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 53 23 2 69.7 29/25 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 2 1 0
30/19*BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 9 4 0 69.2 30/26 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 2 1 0
31/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 121 60 6 66.9 31/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783) 2 2 0
32-24*AEDIRFELL (1243) 2 1 1 66.7 32/14 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 2 4 1
33/ 0 MORE VODKA (694) 15 8 1 65.2 33/38 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 2 4 0
34-25 MILK IS GOOD (650) 37 20 1 64.9 34/18 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 2 4 0
35/26*BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 20 11 0 64.5 35-28*AEDIRFELL (1243) 1 0 1
36/ 0*BASH BROS GAS (989) 7 4 1 63.6 36/ 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 1 0 0
37/27 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 46 28 2 62.2 37/ 0*BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 1 0 0
38-29*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 8 5 0 61.5 38/ 0*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 1 0 0
39/28 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 14 9 0 60.9 39/ 0*CUB GREATS (1121) 1 0 0
40/31*BASH BROS DMV (924) 11 8 0 57.9 40/ 0 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 1 0 0
41/30 DEADLY RAGE (158) 165 127 9 56.5 41-31*EAT THIS! (1244) 1 0 0
42/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783) 44 37 0 54.3 42-36*BBR 011 (854) 1 0 0
43/ 0 BASH BROS ROAD SI (1275) 41 37 2 52.6 43/ 0 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 1 0 0
44-32 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 100 95 8 51.3 44-20 MILK IS GOOD (650) 1 1 1
45/ 3*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 1 1 0 50.0 45/19 MY CARTOONS (1128) 1 1 0
46/ 4*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 1 1 0 50.0 46/29*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 1 1 0
47/37*BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 4 5 0 44.4 47/30*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 1 1 0
48/34 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 40 56 2 41.7 48/ 0*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 1 1 0
49/ 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 50 73 2 40.7 49/23*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 1 2 0
50/36 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 47 76 3 38.2 50/24*BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 1 2 0
51/35 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 24 40 1 37.5 51/27 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 1 5 0
52/38 OUTLAWS (643) 68 123 8 35.6 52/ 0 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 0 1 0
53/ 0 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 4 8 0 33.3 53/ 0*PBS KIDS (920) 0 1 0
54/39 MY CARTOONS (1128) 22 48 0 31.4 54/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 0 1 0
55/40*FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 3 9 0 25.0 55/ 0*SELLSWORDS VII (1046) 0 1 0
56/ 0*SELLSWORDS VII (1046) 0 1 0 0.0 56-39 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 0 1 0
57/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 0 1 0 0.0 57/ 0 MORE VODKA (694) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
DUELMASTER'S COLUMN
Notes from the arena champ.
My near perfection in the arena has not translated well into tourneys, but Assur will
run me through champs and graduation, should I survive, and make a decision on my
career after that.
The reality of late buses is that often you'd have been late in a car, too. Sure,
sometimes it is unique to the bus, but more often it is because of things outside
the control of the driver or mechanical issues. Patience when in transit is
essential, regardless of the mode of travel. However, it can be more annoying when it
is not in your control.
-- Late
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport." Oh, well. See if I even talk
to any of those losers in ON MY BOOKSHELF again! Didja see where they got 0-2-0?
Somebody musta won a lotta fights! Really, just how far can one team drop in one
round? BASH BROS TRAIN dropped 16, which I think's more than all the other teams
combined! The guys at BASH BROS TREES like really pulled together to get a 1-0-0
this turn, moving up by 6. What was the name of that team who got 3-0-1 this turn
for a total 27-8-2 you ask? (Sure) BASH BROS FIREPLACE's their name, and fighting's
their game! MVP award for CLOGGED CHIMNEY? BASH BROS FIREPLACE's proud of him after
beating MAJOR TOM and getting 36 points. Talk about yer major upsets! TAX PENALTY's
match with MIKE TROUT cost him a loss of 19 points! The Duelmaster isn't going to
stop just cause he's Number One! DEADHOUSE GATES knows this. He was challenged by
the Duelmaster. Don't you think the Duelmaster is being unfair? I think LATE should
let DEADHOUSE GATES be Duelmaster for a while, without fighting about it. Who was
the wiseguy that said DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster was paying for drinks at The Dripping
Blade? Don't look at me!
Look, you guys stick to fighting, all right? The warriors of OUTLAWS must be
getting lonely. They were the most avoided team. Do you guys know something that I
don't? Hhmph! What kind of warriors are BB SIDE MIRROR? OUTLAWS, an easy team to
beat if I ever saw one, can't get them to accept an invitation! Like, is WARLOCK
popular, or what? He was challenged the most in all of DRAGONHEAD! He's got a
8-16-2, is that good?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? I'm always kinda bummed when a decent warrior gets killed. MAJOR TOM,
of MORE VODKA had a 14-6-1 when he got bumped off by CLOGGED CHIMNEY. Fight, fight,
fight. Is that all you guys can do?
Remember, blood on a purple robe may stain. Soak it in cold water, and hand
wash. I gotta leave. DRAGONHEAD is like such a dump, and you guys smell too much!
Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LATE 7002 15 1 0 109 BASH BROS BUS (821)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 9 1 1 134 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-TIM SALMON 6290 12 4 0 120 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
REPETITIVE 7684 12 3 0 117 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
CUB 6810 9 9 0 113 NL CENTRAL (783)
UNREALITY 7016 11 0 0 111 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
BASES LOADED WALK 6582 10 1 0 107 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 13 2 0 104 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
RUDE DRIVER 7001 13 3 1 102 BASH BROS BUS (821)
OVERGROWN 7263 19 9 0 100 BASH BROS TREES (871)
DEAD PLANTS 8159 9 1 0 100 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 20 19 0 96 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 15 16 1 96 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-GOLGO 13 3689 16 22 1 95 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
STINKY 6864 9 2 0 95 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ASTRO 6805 11 4 0 90 NL CENTRAL (783)
GENE AUTRY 7838 15 26 3 89 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
PAY PER SECOND 6542 19 11 0 88 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
COPYCAT 5854 15 19 1 88 OUTLAWS (643)
FIRE WON'T START 7590 9 4 1 88 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777 8 0 1 87 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
DERAILED 6912 12 3 0 86 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
FORMS 7540 5 2 0 84 BASH BROS DMV (924)
MIKE TROUT 7884 9 3 0 82 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
ARRANGED 7312 8 0 2 82 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
SHOVELING 8014 8 0 1 79 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 19 20 1 78 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
PIRATE 6806 11 7 0 78 NL CENTRAL (783)
TRASH 6840 8 1 0 78 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828 7 0 0 70 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROY ROGERS 7836 14 27 0 69 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
4 HOUR GAMES 6579 9 4 0 69 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
DROP AND BREAK 7730 6 1 0 68 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
XIAHOU DUN 8784 7 12 0 65 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
LOST IN COUCH 7734 7 1 1 64 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
CLEANING 7588 9 2 0 63 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
FULL AND HEAVY 6861 7 2 0 60 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
TAX PENALTY 7311 6 2 0 60 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
OYAMI 8689 6 6 0 60 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
PUT ON CHAINS 8013 4 1 0 60 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
WARLOCK 6137 8 16 2 59 OUTLAWS (643)
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069 5 1 0 59 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-GORGOLLA 4146 9 11 0 58 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
SENSATIONALIZED 7683 7 5 0 57 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CONVENIENCE 7310 7 1 0 56 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 5 0 0 54 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
LESS TASTE 7764 6 1 0 53 BASH BROS BEER (966)
ERNIE BANKS 8648 6 2 0 53 CUB GREATS (1121)
KEVIN BACON 8675 4 1 0 52 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 9 4 0 50 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 6 1 1 50 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-MELTING FLOOD 8016 5 0 1 50 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
LITHIUM 8234 7 12 0 49 DEADLY RAGE (158)
FLICKERING 8048 6 0 0 49 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
NO VISIBILITY 8012 5 3 0 48 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
NOT THE REAL THING 7762 6 1 0 46 BASH BROS BEER (966)
SHIFTED 7941 4 5 0 45 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 6 2 0 44 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 4 1 1 43 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
HINT OF SLIME 7503 4 8 0 42 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
BRIGHT 8050 4 2 0 42 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 3 0 0 42 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-JUDAH 4543 5 8 2 41 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
MOLDY 7930 7 2 0 39 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776 6 4 0 39 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 6 2 1 37 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
POTTY BREAK 6838 6 3 0 35 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-SCARY 8930 3 2 0 35 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
TURNED OFF 7887 3 3 0 35 BASH BROS GAS (989)
DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 3 0 0 35 BASH BROS MLM (973)
DANIEL TIGER 7885 3 1 0 34 PBS KIDS (920)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOCKE 9363 4 2 0 33 OUTLAWS (643)
LEAK 7886 4 1 1 32 BASH BROS GAS (989)
DIG FOR CAR 8015 4 2 0 32 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-THJORGGA 9384 2 1 1 32 AEDIRFELL (1243)
AMWAY 7795 3 0 1 31 BASH BROS MLM (973)
LONG LINES 7537 4 3 0 30 BASH BROS DMV (924)
BIASED JUDGES 8153 4 2 0 29 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
WRONGPLACEWRONGSIGN 9608 4 1 0 29 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (1275)
-THE BLUE TOAD 8694 3 2 0 29 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-COLD 8929 2 1 0 29 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
-LU SU 8773 2 1 0 28 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
DRUNK 7812 2 0 0 28 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 2 1 0 27 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
419 7794 2 0 0 27 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
WAX SPILL 8060 3 0 0 26 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HERBALIFE 7796 3 0 0 26 BASH BROS MLM (973)
SHOPPING CART 6836 5 4 0 25 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
BAD SCRIPT 8068 5 0 0 25 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
CHAIN LETTER 7793 2 0 0 22 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779 4 6 0 21 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
LETHAL DOSAGE 8862 3 6 0 21 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026 2 1 0 21 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
UNPREPARED 7811 2 0 0 21 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-PUNKA 9396 1 0 0 21 EAT THIS! (1244)
NONSTANDARD 8051 3 3 0 20 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 4 0 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
BUY ME 7791 1 0 0 20 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
DIABETES 8099 1 0 0 18 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
FIRE STARTER 8061 3 0 0 17 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
BOOBY TRAP 7665 1 0 0 17 BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
WISE 8191 0 1 0 17 SELLSWORDS VII (1046)
-BREWER 9367 2 2 0 16 NL CENTRAL (783)
MIA HAMM 9358 1 4 1 16 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
UNREADABLE 9601 1 0 1 16 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (1275)
NO BATTERIES 7733 3 1 0 15 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
CARDINAL 8794 2 3 0 15 NL CENTRAL (783)
MISSED STOP 8276 2 2 0 15 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
FISH STORY 7813 2 0 0 15 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
NOT NEWS 7687 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-CAN'T CLOSE MOUTH 7167 1 0 0 14 BBR 011 (854)
HACKED TO PIECES 8847 0 1 0 13 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
-DARK 8927 3 2 0 11 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
-WANG YI 8775 1 1 0 9 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 1 6 0 9 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
APES OF WRATH 8827 1 1 0 9 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-ROAD KILL 8272 1 1 0 8 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
THE RED SHORE 9180 1 1 0 4 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
NIX 9619 0 2 0 2 OUTLAWS (643)
IVY 9620 0 2 0 2 OUTLAWS (643)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
M. CHARDINEE 0 0 0 ARRANGED 7312 302 NONE
PERSISTANT BEGGA 0 0 0 UNREADABLE 9601 302 NONE
RUDENESS 7538 2 3 0 BASH BROS DMV 924 THJORGGA 9384 300
MAJOR TOM 6333 14 6 1 MORE VODKA 694 CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 302
ACC 9636 0 1 0 MY CARTOONS 1128 HIGH ELF 302 NONE
DUST 9623 0 1 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 WURM KIN 302 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
Deadhouse Gates -- So many ways to get out of a bases loaded jam, but a walk is not a
good thing. -- Bases Loaded Walk
Copycat -- Don't get lost when you encounter me. You'll never know which side you
come out on. -- Overgrown
Warlock -- You beat a tourney caliber warrior. Congrats. -- Convenience
Oyami -- I'll send you my bill. -- Pay Per Second
Roy Rogers -- And after you fill out those forms, I'll give you more forms (after
you've stood in another 3 lines, of course). -- Forms
Gene Autry -- Your films were trash, too. And I know what trash looks like. -- Trash
Lethal Dosage -- We both end things quick. -- Over After First
Lithium -- A sweet, sweet victory for me. Much better to win those long slugfests
than to lose them. -- 4 Hour Games
Tommyknockers -- Thanks. I need every win I can get. The boss doesn't seem to like
me. -- Shifted
Locke -- You're an interesting one. I was once abandoned. -- Shopping Cart
Punka -- You missed your stop. -- Missed Stop
Ivy -- HA! Try and use me without power. -- Out of Batteries
Nix -- Such a simple problem. -- Dark
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
ACC was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
DUST was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena battle.
LATE narrowly defeated DEADHOUSE GATES in a 2 minute expert's Challenge Title fight.
TRASH overpowered WARLOCK in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight.
LOCKE devastated NO BATTERIES in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
REPETITIVE savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute veteran's struggle.
CUB overpowered DERAILED in a 1 minute uneven melee.
DEAD PLANTS vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute gruesome uneven duel.
BASES LOADED WALK vanquished KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
OVERGROWN overcame CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute brutal bout.
MAJOR TOM was murdered by CLOGGED CHIMNEY in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
RUDE DRIVER devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
FAKE SALE PRICE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
UNREALITY won victory over ASTRO in a action packed 1 minute master's bout.
TAX PENALTY was handily defeated by MIKE TROUT in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was devastated by CHICKEN S#!^ in a exciting 1 minute one-sided brawl.
STINKY demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
COPYCAT overpowered ROY ROGERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody mismatched fight.
PAY PER SECOND overpowered OYAMI in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FIRE WON'T START savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute bout.
GENE AUTRY overcame BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS in a exciting 2 minute one-sided contest.
SENSATIONALIZED was overpowered by PIRATE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
FORMS savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory fight.
SHOVELING defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 1 minute match.
OVER AFTER FIRST was savagely defeated by XIAHOU DUN in a action packed 1 minute duel.
4 HOUR GAMES handily defeated DANIEL TIGER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DROP AND BREAK overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LOST IN COUCH vanquished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
CLEANING savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice match.
NOISY NEIGHBOR beat CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute bloody fray.
ARRANGED slaughtered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HINT OF SLIME was luckily beaten by FLICKERING in a popular 4 minute brutal fray.
CONVENIENCE demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
MOLDY was vanquished by AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
LITHIUM vanquished NONSTANDARD in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
FULL AND HEAVY demolished CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal uneven competition.
ERNIE BANKS overpowered DIG FOR CAR in a 1 minute uneven battle.
POTTY BREAK was viciously subdued by KEVIN BACON in a exciting 2 minute struggle.
NO VISIBILITY vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM was bested by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute match.
NOT THE REAL THING handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 3 minute one-sided conflict.
LESS TASTE beat FRATSFA SLAVE in a exciting 1 minute fight.
PUT ON CHAINS overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOSY NEIGHBOR beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute fray.
DISCOVERY TOYS handily defeated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BRIGHT subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute conflict.
OUT OF BATTERIES overpowered LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
TURNED OFF overpowered TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE devastated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SHIFTED devastated AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
LEAK devastated NIX in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
DRUNK outlasted MIA HAMM in a crowd pleasing 12 minute bloody battle.
AMWAY executed PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
419 devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CARDINAL was unbelievably bested by SHOPPING CART in a 2 minute bloody conflict.
FIRE STARTER beat OSKSI NOBLE in a 4 minute match.
WRONGPLACEWRONGSIGN overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
BIASED JUDGES handily defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute mismatched battle.
LONG LINES overpowered OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BAD SCRIPT beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute novice's brawl.
MISSED STOP vanquished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
WAX SPILL defeated PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute novice's fight.
FISH STORY won victory over HACKED TO PIECES in a 1 minute brutal duel.
UNPREPARED demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute uneven battle.
HERBALIFE overpowered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
CHAIN LETTER demolished PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
IVY was overpowered by BOOBY TRAP in a 1 minute one-sided match.
APES OF WRATH was beaten by NO CARS AVAILABLE in a 1 minute novice's fight.
THE RED SHORE was overpowered by DIABETES in a 1 minute uneven brawl.
UNREADABLE butchered PERSISTANT BEGGAR in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
NOT NEWS demolished WISE in a 1 minute mismatched duel.
BUY ME demolished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 22 STRIKING ATTACK 42 - 15 - 4 74 |
|BASHING ATTACK 20 PARRY-LUNGE 29 - 13 - 1 69 |
|AIMED BLOW 17 TOTAL PARRY 31 - 14 - 1 69 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 14 PARRY-RIPOSTE 11 - 5 - 0 69 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 BASHING ATTACK 52 - 26 - 0 67 |
|TOTAL PARRY 6 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 13 - 1 59 |
|WALL OF STEEL 6 LUNGING ATTACK 57 - 43 - 2 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 AIMED BLOW 60 - 46 - 4 57 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 PARRY-STRIKE 8 - 10 - 1 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 SLASHING ATTACK 11 - 17 - 0 39 |
Turn 302 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 2 3 STRIKING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 16 - 4 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 11 - 3 2 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 2 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 12 - 5 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
WALL OF STEEL 4 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 13 - 9
PARRY-STRIKE 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK LATE 7002 15 1 0 109 BASH BROS BUS (821)
STRIKING ATTACK CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 9 1 1 134 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
BASHING ATTACK REPETITIVE 7684 12 3 0 117 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
AIMED BLOW UNREALITY 7016 11 0 0 111 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
PARRY-LUNGE FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 13 2 0 104 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
WALL OF STEEL CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 20 19 0 96 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
PARRY-RIPOSTE DERAILED 6912 12 3 0 86 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
PARRY-STRIKE 4 HOUR GAMES 6579 9 4 0 69 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
TOTAL PARRY FLICKERING 8048 6 0 0 49 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GENE AUTRY 7838. The most popular warrior this turn
was MIA HAMM 9358. The ten other most popular fighters were HINT OF SLIME 7503,
KEVIN BACON 8675, REPETITIVE 7684, FIRE WON'T START 7590, GENE AUTRY 7838, CLEANING
7588, TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731, LATE 7002, DEADHOUSE GATES 8677, and DEAD PLANTS 8159.
The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812. The other ten least popular
fighters were FIRE STARTER 8061, WISE 8191, THE RED SHORE 9180, APES OF WRATH 8827,
IVY 9620, HACKED TO PIECES 8847, NIX 9619, TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210, DIG FOR CAR 8015, and
NONSTANDARD 8051.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
CLOGGED CHIMNEY (72-7589) BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
HEISENBERG (4-6853) of DEVIATION (638)
MUSH (84-27306) of 4-LETTER PIZZA (4845)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes