DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 09/15/2016 Duedate: 10/12/2016
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-305
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
UNREALITY
BB REALITY SHOW (824)
(72-7016) [14-0-0,135]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
UNREALITY ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS
BB REALITY SHOW (824) BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
(72-7016) [14-0-0,135] (72-8154) [8-0-1,90]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GENE AUTRY SIX-GUN TAROT
COWBOY CROONERS (981) ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
(72-7838) [17-27-3,94] (72-8680) [4-2-0,62]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 71
2. BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 56 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
3. BASH BROS NEWS (951) 28 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 25
5. BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 23 DUCHY OF REN (1257)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1/ 3*DUCHY OF REN (1257) 2 0 1 100 1/ 1 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 12 3 0
2- 4*ONYX HORDE (1051) 1 0 0 100 2/ 5 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 10 5 0
3/ 5*BASH BROS MLM (973) 17 1 1 94.4 3/ 3*BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 8 1 1
4/ 1*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 14 1 0 93.3 4/ 6 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 8 1 0
5/ 7*BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 13 1 1 92.9 5/ 4*BASH BROS MLM (973) 8 1 0
6/ 6 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 23 2 4 92.0 6/ 2*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 8 1 0
7/10 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 18 2 1 90.0 7/ 7*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 6 0 1
8/ 9 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 18 2 1 90.0 8/10 OUTLAWS (643) 6 9 0
9/11*BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 15 2 1 88.2 9/12 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 5 1 0
10/12 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 12 2 0 85.7 10/13*BASH BROS GAS (989) 5 1 0
11/ 8*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 10 2 0 83.3 11/ 8 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 5 2 1
12-13*PBS KIDS (920) 5 1 1 83.3 12/ 9 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 5 2 0
13/ 2*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 5 1 0 83.3 13/17*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 4 1 0
14/17 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 38 9 2 80.9 14/31*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 4 1 0
15/14 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 25 6 2 80.6 15/18 BASH BROS DMV (924) 4 2 0
16-15 BASH BROS BUS (821) 29 7 1 80.6 16/14*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 4 2 0
17-16*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 8 2 1 80.0 17/15 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 4 3 0
18-18 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 18 5 1 78.3 18/38*FEAR FACTORY (1118) 3 0 1
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19-20*CUB GREATS (1121) 7 2 0 77.8 19/36 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 3 0 1
20/23 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 32 10 3 76.2 20/24 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 3 0 0
21/26 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 38 12 2 76.0 21/26 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 3 0 0
22/25 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 28 9 0 75.7 22-27 BAD COMBOS (689) 3 0 0
23/22 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 33 11 0 75.0 23/43 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 3 0 0
24/19 BASH BROS BEER (966) 15 5 0 75.0 24/29 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 3 0 0
25/28 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 34 12 1 73.9 25-11*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 3 1 1
26/21*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 14 5 0 73.7 26-16 NL CENTRAL (783) 3 1 0
27-27 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 33 12 2 73.3 27/35 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 3 2 0
28-29 BAD COMBOS (689) 30 11 2 73.2 28/20 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 3 3 0
29/24 BASH BROS TREES (871) 38 14 1 73.1 29/19 BASH BROS BEER (966) 3 3 0
30/31 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 19 7 0 73.1 30/33*BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 3 3 0
31-30*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 15 6 0 71.4 31/44 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 3 3 0
32/33*BASH BROS GAS (989) 12 5 1 70.6 32/34 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 3 3 0
33/32 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 55 24 2 69.6 33/45*DUCHY OF REN (1257) 2 0 1
34-35*BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 2 1 0 66.7 34/40 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 2 1 0
35-36 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 122 63 6 65.9 35/25 BASH BROS TREES (871) 2 1 0
36-38 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 22 12 0 64.7 36/53*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 2 1 0
37-39*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 9 5 0 64.3 37-21*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 2 1 0
38/40 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 49 28 2 63.6 38/42 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 2 1 0
39/34 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 10 6 0 62.5 39-22 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 2 1 0
40-41 MONGREL HORDE (680) 58 36 7 61.7 40/32 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 2 3 0
41/42 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 17 11 0 60.7 41/56 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 2 5 0
42/43 BASH BROS DMV (924) 15 10 0 60.0 42-48 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 1 0 0
43/44 DEADLY RAGE (158) 166 129 9 56.3 43-37*CUB GREATS (1121) 1 0 0
44/47*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 5 4 0 55.6 44-49*PBS KIDS (920) 1 0 0
45-45 NL CENTRAL (783) 47 38 0 55.3 45-50*SELLSWORDS VII (1046) 1 0 0
46-46 BASH BROS ROAD SI (1275) 42 38 2 52.5 46-47*ONYX HORDE (1051) 1 0 0
47/49 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 6 6 0 50.0 47-46*BASH BROS NIGHT (1161) 1 0 0
48/56*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 2 2 0 50.0 48/ 0 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 1 0 0
49-48*SELLSWORDS VII (1046) 1 1 0 50.0 49-28 BASH BROS BUS (821) 1 0 0
50/ 0 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 84 102 8 45.2 50-39*BASH BROS CLOSET (947) 1 1 0
51/50 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 43 59 2 42.2 51-30 BASH BROS ROAD SI (1275) 1 1 0
52/51 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 52 76 2 40.6 52-52 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 1 1 0
53/60*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 2 3 0 40.0 53/54 BASH BROS FRUIT (997) 1 2 0
54/52 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 50 79 3 38.8 54/51*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 1 2 0
55-53 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 5 8 0 38.5 55/57*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 1 2 0
56/54 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 26 45 1 36.6 56/41 DEADLY RAGE (158) 1 2 0
57/55 OUTLAWS (643) 74 132 8 35.9 57-55 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 1 2 0
58/58*FEAR FACTORY (1118) 4 9 1 30.8 58-23 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 1 3 0
59/59*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 2 7 0 22.2 59/58 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 0 3 0
60/62 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 3 12 0 20.0 60/59*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 0 3 0
61/61*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 1 4 0 20.0 61/61*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 0 3 0
62/63*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 1 7 0 12.5 62-60*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 0 2 0
63-64*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 0 2 0 0.0 63-62 MONGREL HORDE (680) 0 2 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
Well, what are you looking at, DRAGONHEAD? Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens
before? Ah, shaddup and listen to my news. With any luck, I can sneak into The
Welcome Wench and join FEAR FACTORY 2's celebration over their good record this turn.
14th place, not bad. If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for FEAR FACTORY's good
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-1 makes for a big thirst.
With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join B B TECH SUPPORT's
celebration over their good record this turn. 19th place, not bad. If The Welcome
Wench is buying drinks for BASH BROS TIRES' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be
dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into
The Welcome Wench and join ON MY BOOKSHELF's celebration over their good record this
turn. 31st place, not bad. If The Welcome Wench is buying drinks for DUCHY OF REN's
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long. A 1-0-0 makes for a big
thirst. With any luck, I can sneak into The Welcome Wench and join FEAR FACTORY 13's
celebration over their good record this turn. 36th place, not bad. If The Welcome
Wench is buying drinks for VAR'S FAV BARS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be
dry before long. A 1-1-0 makes for a big thirst. Oh, this is too good to be true!
DEADLY RAGE has fallen to 56th place after going 0-1-0 this turn. Who's bragging
now? Gee, I'm impressed, a 3-0-0 is nice, but don't get cocky, BASH BROS MLM, the
Fates teach humility, and the Fates are proud. Of course, we're all terribly
impressed to see TAX PENALTY win a fight and gain 24 points, terribly. Tsk, tsk,
TOMMYKNOCKERS beat LESS TASTE and LESS TASTE lost 11 points. You're breakin' my
heart. And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD may be getting bland, as
UNREALITY stays top dog in the city. The Welcome Wench, humph! I've tasted better
ale at mortuaries. Where do they get this stuff? From DRAGONHEAD's trash dumps?
My mother always told me, 'If you don't have anything nice to say, start
talking.' I loved that woman. OUTLAWS, I suppose you'll be glad to know you were
this turn's most avoided team. Care to know who is the most afraid of you? And who
led the way in this mass act of cowardice? Let's see, well, whatcha know? It was
BASH BROS SNOW. Ha ha ha ha! OVERGROWN was challenged more times this turn than the
Duelmaster. Now was the DM insulted or feared? Heh, heh.
Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and
gone, and get to see if their team cared. And now a passing thought on a warrior
dying young (WAX SPILL of BASH BROS CANDLE): You had your chance and now you're
dead. Oh well... We're all going to die in the end, so why worry if the fate
catches up with you sooner that later?
There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Welcome
Wench! Any suggestions? Phlllt! Just had to do that before I leave the fine city
of DRAGONHEAD. I feel much better now. Glad to see the back of this place-- Snide
Clemens
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
UNREALITY 7016 14 0 0 135 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 13 2 0 136 BAD COMBOS (689)
-CUB 6810 10 9 0 123 NL CENTRAL (783)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582 11 1 0 122 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-TIM SALMON 6290 12 4 0 120 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
ESL 6558 19 1 1 119 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 16 2 0 117 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
DEAD PLANTS 8159 12 1 0 116 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
-UNDERDOG 6250 15 3 0 110 MONGREL HORDE (680)
COPYCAT 5854 17 20 1 109 OUTLAWS (643)
-LATE 7002 15 1 0 109 BASH BROS BUS (821)
-ASTRO 6805 12 4 0 108 NL CENTRAL (783)
-RUDE DRIVER 7001 14 3 1 104 BASH BROS BUS (821)
FORMS 7540 8 2 0 102 BASH BROS DMV (924)
PAY PER SECOND 6542 21 12 0 100 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
4 HOUR GAMES 6579 12 4 0 99 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
STINKY 6864 11 3 0 98 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
-TRASH 6840 9 1 0 98 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 20 20 0 94 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
GENE AUTRY 7838 17 27 3 94 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
REPETITIVE 7684 14 4 0 94 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-PIRATE 6806 12 7 0 94 NL CENTRAL (783)
OVERGROWN 7263 21 10 0 93 BASH BROS TREES (871)
-BADGER 6121 12 3 1 93 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
SENSATIONALIZED 7683 10 5 0 93 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 22 20 1 91 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 12 7 1 90 MONGREL HORDE (680)
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 8 0 1 90 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 16 18 1 89 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHOVELING 8014 10 1 1 89 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828 10 0 0 89 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
FIRE WON'T START 7590 11 5 1 87 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777 8 0 1 87 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
PUT ON CHAINS 8013 6 2 0 85 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
DROP AND BREAK 7730 8 2 0 84 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
TAX PENALTY 7311 8 3 0 83 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
CLEANING 7588 11 3 0 81 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
LOST IN COUCH 7734 9 2 1 80 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-FULCRUM 6122 15 4 0 77 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-TOP DOG 6249 11 8 0 77 MONGREL HORDE (680)
XIAHOU DUN 8784 8 14 0 77 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-STEROID GAMES 6309 7 4 1 77 BAD COMBOS (689)
ROY ROGERS 7836 15 29 0 76 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 9 3 1 76 BAD COMBOS (689)
SKIN TICKET 8630 4 3 1 75 FEAR FACTORY (1118)
GIGGLY JANE 5939 17 11 0 71 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-ARRANGED 7312 8 1 2 71 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
MELTING FLOOD 8016 8 0 1 70 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
WARLOCK 6137 10 17 2 68 OUTLAWS (643)
CONVENIENCE 7310 9 2 0 68 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOT THE REAL THING 7762 9 1 0 66 BASH BROS BEER (966)
-KEVIN BACON 8675 5 1 0 66 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-ERNIE BANKS 8648 7 2 0 65 CUB GREATS (1121)
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069 7 2 0 63 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 4 2 0 62 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
NO VISIBILITY 8012 7 4 0 60 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
AMWAY 7795 6 0 1 60 BASH BROS MLM (973)
SHIFTED 7941 6 6 0 58 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
FULL AND HEAVY 6861 8 4 0 57 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
HERBALIFE 7796 6 0 0 57 BASH BROS MLM (973)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 8 2 1 56 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
LEAK 7886 7 1 1 56 BASH BROS GAS (989)
DIG FOR CAR 8015 7 2 0 55 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
419 7794 5 0 1 55 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-POTTY BREAK 6838 7 3 0 54 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-HINT OF SLIME 7503 5 8 0 54 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
-PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 5 0 0 54 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
BIASED JUDGES 8153 7 2 0 53 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
TURNED OFF 7887 5 4 0 53 BASH BROS GAS (989)
OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 9 2 1 52 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 5 1 0 52 BASH BROS MLM (973)
-FLICKERING 8048 7 0 0 51 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
LITHIUM 8234 8 14 0 50 DEADLY RAGE (158)
NOT NEWS 7687 4 0 0 47 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
HACKED TO PIECES 8847 2 2 0 47 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
-DANIEL TIGER 7885 4 1 0 46 PBS KIDS (920)
ETERNAL REST 8626 3 0 0 45 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
MOLDY 7930 8 4 0 44 BASH BROS FRUIT (997)
-BEAR 6221 6 3 1 44 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-OYAMI 8689 6 7 0 44 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
DRUNK 7812 5 0 0 44 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 4 1 1 43 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 7 4 0 42 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 10 6 0 41 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
FISH STORY 7813 5 0 0 41 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
DIABETES 8099 4 0 0 40 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776 6 4 0 39 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
UNPREPARED 7811 4 1 0 39 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CHAIN LETTER 7793 5 0 0 34 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
FIRE STARTER 8061 5 1 0 33 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191 3 4 2 33 MONGREL HORDE (680)
TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 3 7 0 33 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-WANG YI 8775 2 2 0 33 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-BRIGHT 8050 4 3 0 32 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
MISSED STOP 8276 4 3 0 31 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
NO BATTERIES 7733 5 2 0 30 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-ANDREW JONES 5965 4 1 1 30 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-NONSTANDARD 8051 4 3 0 30 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-WISE 8191 1 1 0 30 SELLSWORDS VII (1046)
-TRUTH HURTS 8627 2 1 0 29 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
THE BLUE TOAD 8694 3 5 0 28 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-LU SU 8773 2 1 0 28 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
LOCKE 9363 5 4 0 26 OUTLAWS (643)
HUNTER WILDER 9496 2 0 1 26 DUCHY OF REN (1257)
BUY ME 7791 3 1 0 25 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
LETHAL DOSAGE 8862 3 9 0 24 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LONG LINES 7537 5 5 0 23 BASH BROS DMV (924)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
LESS TASTE 7764 6 4 0 22 BASH BROS BEER (966)
-DARK 8927 4 2 0 22 BASH BROS NIGHT (1161)
-VETALA 8672 3 1 0 22 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779 4 6 0 21 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
-BOOBY TRAP 7665 2 1 0 21 BASH BROS CLOSET (947)
BAD SCRIPT 8068 6 2 0 20 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-SHOPPING CART 6836 5 5 0 20 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-WRONGPLACEWRONGSIGN 9608 4 2 0 20 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (1275)
-UNREADABLE 9601 2 0 1 20 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN (1275)
FLASHPOINT 8622 2 3 0 19 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026 3 2 1 17 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-MIA HAMM 9358 1 5 1 17 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-CARDINAL 8794 2 4 0 16 NL CENTRAL (783)
-BREWER 9367 2 2 0 16 NL CENTRAL (783)
HEART 8101 1 1 0 16 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
PRIME CUT 8817 1 3 0 16 FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
-DEPUTY DOG 9435 0 1 0 15 MONGREL HORDE (680)
APES OF WRATH 8827 2 3 0 14 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-ADOLPHUS 8254 1 0 0 13 ONYX HORDE (1051)
-TERMINAL 8655 3 2 0 11 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-ECLIPSE 8676 1 2 0 10 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689)
-ROAD KILL 8272 1 1 0 8 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
THE RED SHORE 9180 1 4 0 7 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 0 2 0 6 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968 0 1 0 1 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
PAWN 9673 0 1 0 1 OUTLAWS (643)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WAX SPILL 8060 5 1 0 BASH BROS CANDL 1023 SKIN TICKET 8630 305
MIKE TROUT 7884 9 4 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER 656 ESL 6558 303
GAUNTLET 9656 1 1 0 OUTLAWS 643 BLACK ORC 305 NONE
MANIFOLD 9657 0 1 0 OUTLAWS 643 HUNTER WILDER 9496 304
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
GAUNTLET was butchered by BLACK ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
COPYCAT subdued OVERGROWN in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee.
HUNTER WILDER vanquished HEART in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge brawl.
FIRE STARTER luckily beat LOCKE in a exciting 3 minute bloody Challenge fight.
UNREALITY devastated GENE AUTRY in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided Title duel.
PAY PER SECOND overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 1 minute mismatched brawl.
ESL viciously subdued VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a action packed 1 minute expert's duel.
FAKE SALE PRICE vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
4 HOUR GAMES savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute expert's match.
FORMS demolished XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DEAD PLANTS handily defeated ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
REPETITIVE handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SENSATIONALIZED devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FIRE WON'T START savagely defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's brawl.
CLEANING overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided match.
CONVENIENCE was defeated by DEADHOUSE GATES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute conflict.
LOST IN COUCH devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
NOISY NEIGHBOR subdued KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute bout.
SHOVELING overcame VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute duel.
MR RIGHT HANDED viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided contest.
STINKY overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute gory duel.
SIX-GUN TAROT was subdued by GIGGLY JANE in a exciting 4 minute melee.
WARLOCK vanquished OVER AFTER FIRST in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided fray.
PUT ON CHAINS overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven competition.
TAX PENALTY overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a action packed 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKIN TICKET assassinated WAX SPILL in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided match.
NOT THE REAL THING beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute bout.
DROP AND BREAK handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NOT NEWS vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute mismatched fight.
OUT OF BATTERIES demolished THE BLUE TOAD in a 1 minute mismatched match.
BIASED JUDGES outlasted THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 8 minute gory fray.
BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
419 savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice duel.
AMWAY handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
HERBALIFE won victory over DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute match.
DISCOVERY TOYS defeated DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a action packed 1 minute battle.
UNPREPARED slimly lost to DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute novice vs. master struggle.
DRUNK outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a tiring 16 minute conflict.
NOSY NEIGHBOR viciously subdued CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute master vs. beginner match.
LITHIUM was overpowered by NO VISIBILITY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LEAK overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TURNED OFF overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray.
MOLDY was savagely defeated by HACKED TO PIECES in a crowd pleasing 4 minute match.
SHIFTED demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute gory one-sided battle.
DIG FOR CAR handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
FULL AND HEAVY overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
CHAIN LETTER subdued CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute brawl.
BAD SCRIPT was overpowered by ETERNAL REST in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
FISH STORY subdued THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory contest.
DIABETES savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a crowd pleasing 1 minute gory duel.
LESS TASTE was overpowered by TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
MISSED STOP vanquished OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
FLASHPOINT was subdued by LONG LINES in a 1 minute conflict.
NO BATTERIES overpowered LETHAL DOSAGE in a popular 1 minute one-sided struggle.
PRIME CUT was devastated by BUY ME in a 1 minute uneven match.
APES OF WRATH vanquished PAWN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
THE RED SHORE was savagely defeated by EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 18 PARRY-LUNGE 45 - 12 - 1 79 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 16 STRIKING ATTACK 62 - 20 - 6 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 14 TOTAL PARRY 36 - 12 - 1 75 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 9 BASHING ATTACK 90 - 36 - 1 71 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 8 AIMED BLOW 83 - 51 - 5 62 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 PARRY-STRIKE 14 - 9 - 1 61 |
|WALL OF STEEL 5 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 6 - 0 60 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 2 WALL OF STEEL 26 - 20 - 1 57 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 2 LUNGING ATTACK 75 - 67 - 3 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 13 - 18 - 0 42 |
Turn 305 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 7 - 9 4 LUNGING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 5 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 3 3 STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 1 AIMED BLOW
BASHING ATTACK 16 - 2 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 2 1 PARRY-LUNGE
AIMED BLOW 10 - 4 1 WALL OF STEEL
SLASHING ATTACK 1 - 1
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
AIMED BLOW UNREALITY 7016 14 0 0 135 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
LUNGING ATTACK ESL 6558 19 1 1 119 B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
PARRY-LUNGE FAKE SALE PRICE 7775 16 2 0 117 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
STRIKING ATTACK DEAD PLANTS 8159 12 1 0 116 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
BASHING ATTACK PAY PER SECOND 6542 21 12 0 100 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
PARRY-STRIKE 4 HOUR GAMES 6579 12 4 0 99 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
TOTAL PARRY GIGGLY JANE 5939 17 11 0 71 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
WALL OF STEEL NOT THE REAL THING 7762 9 1 0 66 BASH BROS BEER (966)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GENE AUTRY 7838. The most popular warrior this turn
was SIX-GUN TAROT 8680. The ten other most popular fighters were LOCKE 9363, 4 HOUR
GAMES 6579, 419 7794, ESL 6558, FIRE WON'T START 7590, HACKED TO PIECES 8847,
UNREALITY 7016, PAY PER SECOND 6542, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, and MELTING FLOOD 8016.
The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812. The other ten least popular
fighters were PAWN 9673, PRIME CUT 8817, BAD SCRIPT 8068, LITHIUM 8234, THE BLUE TOAD
8694, WAX SPILL 8060, OVER AFTER FIRST 6583, ROY ROGERS 7836, XIAHOU DUN 8784, and
HEART 8101.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
ESL (72-6558) B B TECH SUPPORT (733)
FAKE SALE PRICE (72-7775) BB INFOMERCIAL (969)