DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 12/08/2016 Duedate: 01/04/2017
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-308
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
CLEANING
BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
(72-7588) [14-3-1,126]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
CLEANING 419
BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934) BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
(72-7588) [14-3-1,126] (72-7794) [8-0-1,90]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
GENE AUTRY PUSHY SALESMAN
COWBOY CROONERS (981) BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
(72-7838) [19-28-3,93] (72-8007) [0-1-0,11]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
OUTLAWS (643)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. BB DAYTIME TV (1207) 74
2. H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 54 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
3. L IS FOR LIE (1270) 50 Unchartered Team
4. OUTLAWS (643) 42
5. G IS FOR GORILLA (1265) 39 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*SWEET TOOTH (986) 3 0 0 100 1/ 2 OUTLAWS (643) 11 4 3
2- 2*EAT THIS! (1244) 2 0 0 100 2/ 1 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 9 6 0
3/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) 1 0 0 100 3/ 3*BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 7 2 0
4- 3 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 19 2 1 90.5 4/ 4*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 7 2 0
5- 5 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 23 3 4 88.5 5/ 5 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 6 0 1
6/ 4*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 21 3 0 87.5 6/ 6 BASH BROS GAS (989) 6 0 0
7/ 9*PBS KIDS (920) 7 1 1 87.5 7/ 8*BASH BROS MLM (973) 6 3 0
8/10*BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 20 3 1 87.0 8/ 7 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 5 1 0
9- 7 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 13 2 0 86.7 9/ 0*BB DAYTIME TV (1207) 4 1 0
10/11*BASH BROS MLM (973) 23 4 1 85.2 10/ 9 BASH BROS DMV (924) 4 2 0
11/ 6 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 22 4 1 84.6 11/20 BASH BROS BEER (966) 4 2 0
12/ 8 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 18 4 1 81.8 12/10 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 4 2 0
13/15 CUB GREATS (1121) 9 2 0 81.8 13/13 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 4 2 0
14-13 BASH BROS BUS (821) 31 7 1 81.6 14/27 BASH BROS TREES (871) 3 0 0
15/ 0*BB DAYTIME TV (1207) 4 1 0 80.0 15/41 BAD COMBOS (689) 3 1 1
16/18 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 38 10 4 79.2 16/11 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 3 2 0
17/19 BASH BROS GAS (989) 18 5 1 78.3 17-18*KABOOMERS (1048) 3 2 0
18/21 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 33 10 0 76.7 18/28 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 3 2 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/16 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 19 6 1 76.0 19/14 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 3 2 0
20/17 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 47 15 2 75.8 20/30 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 3 3 0
21/23 BASH BROS TREES (871) 41 14 1 74.5 21/19 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 3 6 0
22-22 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 35 12 2 74.5 22/35 CUB GREATS (1121) 2 0 0
23/20 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 35 12 0 74.5 23/34*PBS KIDS (920) 2 0 0
24/25 BAD COMBOS (689) 33 12 3 73.3 24/37 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 2 0 0
25/26 BASH BROS BEER (966) 19 7 0 73.1 25-26 BASH BROS BUS (821) 2 0 0
26/28 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 22 9 0 71.0 26/15 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 2 1 0
27/24 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 36 15 2 70.6 27/29 DEADLY RAGE (158) 2 1 0
28-27 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 38 16 2 70.4 28/16 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 2 1 0
29-29 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 16 7 0 69.6 29/17 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 2 1 0
30/30 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 56 26 2 68.3 30/ 0*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 2 2 0
31/32*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 6 3 0 66.7 31-21 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025) 2 2 0
32/33 BASH BROS DMV (924) 19 12 0 61.3 32/ 0*L IS FOR LIE (1270) 2 3 1
33/34 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 49 31 2 61.3 33/ 0*WILD WEST SHOW (1284) 2 3 0
34/35 MONGREL HORDE (680) 58 38 7 60.4 34/ 0*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265) 2 3 0
35-37*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 6 4 0 60.0 35/32 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 2 4 0
36/42*DUCHY OF REN (1257) 3 2 1 60.0 36-22 BB INFOMERCIAL (969) 1 0 1
37/36 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 18 13 0 58.1 37-23 BASH BROS GARDENER (975) 1 0 0
38/ 0*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 4 3 1 57.1 38/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) 1 0 0
39/39 DEADLY RAGE (158) 168 130 9 56.4 39-24*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 1 0 0
40-40*KABOOMERS (1048) 7 6 1 53.8 40-36*SWEET TOOTH (986) 1 0 0
41/38 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 8 7 0 53.3 41-33*EAT THIS! (1244) 1 0 0
42-41 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 100 96 8 51.0 42-25 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 1 0 0
43/45 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 7 8 0 46.7 43/38 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 1 1 0
44/43 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 86 103 8 45.5 44/46*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 1 2 0
45/44 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 47 61 2 43.5 45/51*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 1 2 0
46/50*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 3 4 0 42.9 46/47*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 1 2 0
47/46 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 53 78 2 40.5 47/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 1 2 0
48/ 0*L IS FOR LIE (1270) 2 3 1 40.0 48/44 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 1 2 0
49/ 0*WILD WEST SHOW (1284) 2 3 0 40.0 49/48*DUCHY OF REN (1257) 1 2 0
50/ 0*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265) 2 3 0 40.0 50/49 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 1 2 0
51/47 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 52 83 3 38.5 51/31 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 1 2 0
52/48 OUTLAWS (643) 85 136 11 38.5 52/ 0*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 1 4 0
53/49 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 29 51 1 36.3 53/ 0*I IS FOR INSECT (1267) 1 4 0
54/51 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 6 14 0 30.0 54/ 0*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269) 1 4 0
55/54 FEAR FACTORY (1118) 4 12 1 25.0 55-12 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 0 4 0
56/52*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 2 6 0 25.0 56/43 FEAR FACTORY (1118) 0 3 0
57/53*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 2 6 0 25.0 57/45*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 0 3 0
58/ 0*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269) 1 4 0 20.0 58/50 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 0 3 0
59/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 1 4 0 20.0 59/56 MONGREL HORDE (680) 0 2 0
60/ 0*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 1 4 0 20.0 60-52*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 0 1 0
61/ 0*I IS FOR INSECT (1267) 1 4 0 20.0 61-55 SPACE ACTION 99 (418) 0 1 0
62-56*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 1 8 0 11.1 62-42 B B TECH SUPPORT (733) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
So why do I have this bag over my head? Because I am The Unknown Spymaster and
I'm going to give you a spy report!. We now have a new top team for all of you guys
to dogpile on. OUTLAWS now holds the crown and they are betting they can keep it.
Take a look at BASH BROS TREES' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 13 places in
the team ranking. Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit
it's corny) is BAD COMBOS, who swept up 26 places in the ranks. Take a look at CUB
GREATS' act, as they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 13 places in the team ranking.
Rising in the ranks like a loaf of armored bread (okay, I admit it's corny) is PBS
KIDS, who swept up 11 places in the ranks. Take a look at ONE LETTER OFF's act, as
they have a 1-0-0 week and gain 13 places in the team ranking. Suffering under a
0-1-0 record and dropping from 15th to 26th place were the BB SIDE MIRROR. Keep
trying! A seasoned team is steady in the lists. But to TWISTED SISTERS, which fell
to 28th, it's what you soak in before going to the Dark Arena. What goes up, must
come down. Watch out DRAGONHEAD! BASH BROS BASEBALL may fall on you as it crushes
past the teams below it to fall on the 29th spot. A seasoned team is steady in the
lists. But to BASH BROS TRAIN, which fell to 51st, it's what you soak in before
going to the Dark Arena. Suffering under a 0-1-0 record and dropping from 43rd to
56th place were the FEAR FACTORY. Keep trying! What goes up, must come down. Watch
out DRAGONHEAD! FEAR FACTORY 9 may fall on you as it crushes past the teams below it
to fall on the 57th spot. Advancing in the rankings was BASH BROS MLM who went from
last turn's 20-4-1, to this week's record of 23-4-1. Don't these new hotshots make
you sick (or, if they fought you, hurt)? BB DAYTIME TV, on their very first turn,
went 4-1-0. Hey everybody, watch out for LAWN DART CATCHING, who flew up 22 points
in the rankings after mashing PUT ON CHAINS like a melon. Keep your eye on this
beast. And falling like a basher in the top ten was UNPREPARED, who dropped 17
points after a disappointing (to say the least) bout with OYAMI. Our battling
duelmaster CLEANING has managed to hold the title, fending off GENE AUTRY's none too
subtle advances. Better luck next time, COWBOY CROONERS. An apple a day keeps the
doctor away, but an onion a day keeps T.P.s at bay.
Here is other news that is of note. Here's a song for you: Who's afraid of the
big, bad OUTLAWS? Big bad OUTLAWS. Big bad OUTLAWS. DRAGONHEAD's afraid of the big
bad OUTLAWS. Tra la la la la! And you guys like to boo me? Well, unsling your
rasberries, cause BASH BROS FISHERMAN beats feet every time OUTLAWS smiles at them.
Try farming, eh? And who is this PUT ON CHAINS you ask, with 68 points and a 7-4-0
record. Ooh, the tales I could tell!
Remember that an arena is not always a safe place to be, but it is one of the
most interesting, though! Big deal, so BADGER got mashed in the Dark Arena. With
its face it was more at home with the trolls than with us. (Waka waka). There's got
to be more reason for the sending of BADGER to the Dark Arena than its record
(13-4-1). Anybody got any ideas RUSSIAN BIRDS? THROUGH UR TEETH defied all odds and
slew SHEWISH GIANT in the Dark Arena. The only ones displeased were the buzzards, as
SHEWISH GIANT's meat is notoriously tough. This round goes to BAD COMBOS, their
10-4-2 warrior, LAWN DART CATCHING slew the 7-4-0 PUT ON CHAINS. Stay tuned next
week to see what happens. Well, just when you thought it was safe to put a new
warrior in the arena. No no! ANDREW JONES, a mere boy, was slain by PAWN this turn.
Yesterday I talked to the BASH BROS CANDLE's manager and SKIN TICKET, slayer of WAX
SPILL. The manager: 'I think I can, I think I can'. SKIN TICKET: 'I already did'.
Ask not the elves for counsel, for they will say both yes and no. Silly buggers, eh?
Well, there's the manager of the DRAGONHEAD giving me the 'cut' sign (or is that
'They're going to strangle you in the alley?). C'mon, Leadfoot, let's make some
tracks. Its been real, and its been fun, but it hasn't been real fun...-- The
Unknown Spymaster
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
CLEANING 7588 14 3 1 126 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-UNREALITY 7016 15 0 0 145 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 13 2 0 136 BAD COMBOS (689)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582 11 1 0 122 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-DEAD PLANTS 8159 13 1 0 119 BASH BROS GARDENER (975)
FORMS 7540 11 2 0 119 BASH BROS DMV (924)
SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 7 2 0 116 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
-LATE 7002 16 1 0 115 BASH BROS BUS (821)
-STINKY 6864 13 3 0 114 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
REPETITIVE 7684 17 4 0 110 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-UNDERDOG 6250 15 3 0 110 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-RUDE DRIVER 7001 15 3 1 107 BASH BROS BUS (821)
COPYCAT 5854 18 22 1 103 OUTLAWS (643)
FIRE WON'T START 7590 14 5 1 103 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
SHOVELING 8014 13 1 1 102 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
OVERGROWN 7263 24 10 0 101 BASH BROS TREES (871)
LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 10 4 2 97 BAD COMBOS (689)
SENSATIONALIZED 7683 12 6 0 96 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
WARLOCK 6137 12 18 2 95 OUTLAWS (643)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 11 2 1 94 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
STEROID GAMES 6309 9 4 1 94 BAD COMBOS (689)
GENE AUTRY 7838 19 28 3 93 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
FULCRUM 6122 16 5 0 92 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 9 1 1 92 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 22 23 1 90 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-GOLGO 13 3689 16 23 1 90 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
4 HOUR GAMES 6579 14 5 0 90 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 12 7 1 90 MONGREL HORDE (680)
419 7794 8 0 1 90 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
HINT OF SLIME 7503 7 8 0 88 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
DANIEL TIGER 7885 6 1 0 88 PBS KIDS (920)
-TWO FOR ONE 7777 8 0 1 87 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
PAY PER SECOND 6542 22 14 0 85 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
MELTING FLOOD 8016 10 1 1 82 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
XIAHOU DUN 8784 9 16 0 82 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
NO VISIBILITY 8012 9 5 0 81 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-LOST IN COUCH 7734 9 2 1 80 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
ERNIE BANKS 8648 9 2 0 80 CUB GREATS (1121)
AMWAY 7795 8 1 1 79 BASH BROS MLM (973)
SKIN TICKET 8630 4 6 1 78 FEAR FACTORY (1118)
ROY ROGERS 7836 15 32 0 77 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-TOP DOG 6249 11 8 0 77 MONGREL HORDE (680)
TURNED OFF 7887 8 4 0 77 BASH BROS GAS (989)
LITHIUM 8234 10 15 0 74 DEADLY RAGE (158)
SHIFTED 7941 8 7 0 73 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828 11 2 0 72 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939 17 11 0 71 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
BIASED JUDGES 8153 9 3 0 70 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
LEAK 7886 10 1 1 69 BASH BROS GAS (989)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069 8 3 0 66 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
PAWN 9673 3 1 2 66 OUTLAWS (643)
-DROP AND BREAK 7730 8 3 0 64 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
HERBALIFE 7796 8 1 0 64 BASH BROS MLM (973)
OYAMI 8689 7 7 0 64 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
CHAIN LETTER 7793 8 0 0 63 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-GORGOLLA 4146 9 11 0 58 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
LOCKE 9363 8 4 0 56 OUTLAWS (643)
FISH STORY 7813 7 1 0 54 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-LOLLYPOP 7873 3 0 0 54 SWEET TOOTH (986)
FULL AND HEAVY 6861 9 6 0 51 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 7 2 0 51 BASH BROS MLM (973)
-ETERNAL REST 8626 4 0 0 51 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
-TIME BOMB 8204 3 0 0 51 KABOOMERS (1048)
DRUNK 7812 8 0 0 50 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
NOT THE REAL THING 7762 10 3 0 49 BASH BROS BEER (966)
DIG FOR CAR 8015 8 4 0 49 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-NOT NEWS 7687 4 0 0 47 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
BEAR 6221 7 4 1 44 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 4 1 1 43 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 10 6 0 41 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 9 3 1 41 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
UNPREPARED 7811 6 2 0 41 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-JUDAH 4543 5 8 2 41 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-DIABETES 8099 4 0 0 40 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-NOT AS ADVERTISED 7776 6 4 0 39 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
HACKED TO PIECES 8847 3 4 0 39 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
THE BLUE TOAD 8694 4 7 0 38 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
LESS TASTE 7764 9 4 0 36 BASH BROS BEER (966)
LETHAL DOSAGE 8862 5 10 0 36 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
HUNTER WILDER 9496 3 2 1 35 DUCHY OF REN (1257)
-PUNKA 9396 2 0 0 34 EAT THIS! (1244)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 7 5 0 33 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191 3 4 2 33 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-WANG YI 8775 2 2 0 33 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
THROUGH UR TEETH 9568 1 0 1 33 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
THE RED SHORE 9180 2 6 0 32 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-BAD SCRIPT 8068 7 3 0 31 BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-FLAME OUT 8205 2 1 1 31 KABOOMERS (1048)
-NO BATTERIES 7733 5 3 0 29 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-TRUTH HURTS 8627 2 1 0 29 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
HEART 8101 2 3 0 29 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
BUY ME 7791 4 3 0 28 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-LU SU 8773 2 1 0 28 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 4 9 0 27 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 1 2 0 27 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-KALIBAK 4428 5 4 0 26 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
LONG LINES 7537 6 7 0 25 BASH BROS DMV (924)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-CATNIP 8203 2 1 0 23 KABOOMERS (1048)
-VETALA 8672 3 1 0 22 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-FIVE MINUTE SPECIAL 7779 4 6 0 21 BB INFOMERCIAL (969)
WARNING BELLS 8011 2 0 1 21 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
HYACINTH 9549 1 0 0 21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
TALK SHOW 9159 1 0 0 21 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
MISSED STOP 8276 5 5 0 20 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-BIG SHOT BEBOP 8235 2 4 0 20 SPACE ACTION 99 (418)
-ECLIPSE 8676 2 2 0 20 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
ANTS IN YOUR PANTS 9552 1 0 0 20 I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-PRIME CUT 8817 1 4 0 17 FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
INFOMERCIALS 9157 1 0 0 17 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
DEPUTY DOG 9435 0 3 0 17 MONGREL HORDE (680)
JOEY 9560 1 0 0 16 K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
RERUNS 9161 1 0 0 15 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
SOAP OPERA 9160 0 1 0 15 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
LEMON 8010 2 0 0 14 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
MARS 9674 2 1 1 13 OUTLAWS (643)
800 LB 9544 1 0 0 13 G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
APES OF WRATH 8827 2 6 0 12 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-TERMINAL 8655 3 2 0 11 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
PUSHY SALESMAN 8007 0 1 0 11 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689)
LET SLEEPING DOGS 9569 1 0 0 10 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
DEATH RATTLE 8618 1 0 0 10 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
TERK 9542 1 0 0 7 G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
KILL THE LYCAN 8893 1 0 0 6 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
BRISCO COUNTY JR 9688 1 0 0 6 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS 9158 1 0 0 6 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
LITTLE JOE 9689 1 0 0 6 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
VIRGO 9370 1 1 0 4 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
FIRST SCRATCH 8009 0 2 0 2 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
CAPTAIN 9561 0 1 0 1 K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
FESTUS HAGEN 9691 0 1 0 1 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968 0 1 0 1 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY 9554 0 1 0 1 I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
MAGILLA 9541 0 1 0 1 G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
LIKE A RUG 9565 0 1 0 1 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-LOSER 1 9368 0 1 0 1 KABOOMERS (1048)
BUG LIGHT 9553 0 1 0 1 I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
JOSH RANDALL 9690 0 1 0 1 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
BEE'S KNEES 9550 0 1 0 1 I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
LITTLE WHITE 9566 0 1 0 1 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
WAX SPILL 8060 5 1 0 BASH BROS CANDL 1023 SKIN TICKET 8630 305
PUT ON CHAINS 8013 7 4 0 BASH BROS SNOW 1014 LAWN DART CATCHI 6308 308
SHEWISH GIANT 0 0 0 DARK ARENA THROUGH UR TEETH 9568 308 NONE
E 8892 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 1153 SHEWISH GIANT 308 NONE
BD 9185 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 18 1212 BLACK ORC 308 NONE
BE 9184 0 1 0 FEAR FACTORY 18 1212 HIGH ELF 308 NONE
GRAPE APE 9540 0 1 0 G IS FOR GORILL 1265 HIGH ELF 308 NONE
KING KONG 9543 0 1 0 G IS FOR GORILL 1265 SPYMASTER 308 NONE
FLAVIO 9545 0 1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266 HIGH ELF 308 NONE
HUNGRY HUNGRY 9546 0 1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266 SHEWISH GIANT 308 NONE
MOTO MOTO 9547 0 1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266 SHEWISH GIANT 308 NONE
PETER POTAMUS 9548 0 1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266 SHEWISH GIANT 308 NONE
SHUTTER BUG 9551 0 1 0 I IS FOR INSECT 1267 MOUNTAIN TROLL 308 NONE
COURT 9563 0 1 0 K IS FOR KANGAR 1269 SHEWISH GIANT 308 NONE
POUCH PUGILIST 9564 0 1 0 K IS FOR KANGAR 1269 STONE GOLEM 308 NONE
ROO THE DAY 9562 0 1 0 K IS FOR KANGAR 1269 WURM KIN 308 NONE
DOWN AND DIE 9567 0 1 0 L IS FOR LIE 1270 BANDIT PRINCE 308 NONE
ABD 9686 0 1 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 STONE GOLEM 308 NONE
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 17 19 1 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 CLEANING 7588 307
MANIFOLD 9657 0 1 0 OUTLAWS 643 HUNTER WILDER 9496 304 NOT REVENGED
ANDREW JONES 5965 5 2 1 PURPLE PLATYPI 659 PAWN 9673 308
BADGER 6121 13 4 1 RUSSIAN BIRDS 671 BLACK ORC 308 NONE
TXB 9473 0 1 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127 SHEWISH GIANT 308 NONE
TXC 9474 0 1 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127 WURM KIN 308 NONE
DA1 9687 0 1 0 WILD WEST SHOW 1284 WURM KIN 308 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5
OVERVIEW
A contest for Stormcrowe (DM 45) that runs 10 turns (starting turn 385, due
05/23/2017). Squads will consist of two (2) teams. One (1) team per manager.
Participating managers may not run multiple teams in the arena during the contest.
PREMISE
Master Darque opens a Chaos Gate in Stormcrowe, which creates a temporal distortion.
Turn 1 (Stormcrowe turn 385) and Turn 10 (Stormcrowe turn 394) will be scored using
Slaughterhouse scoring. Turns 2 through 9 will use a wide variety scoring mechanisms
from various contests throughout Alastari's history.
ENTRY
Entry into the contest is open to anyone who meets the following criteria:
1) FORM A SQUAD: A squad will consist of two (2) managers. No more, no less. This
means there will be NO single manager teams. You must choose a name for your
squad.
2) DECLARE ENTRY: Each manager must declare their intention to participate in the
contest BEFORE Turn 1 of the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse (No exceptions will be
made). Declarations must include 1) TEAM NAME; 2) MANAGER NAME; 3) PARTNER'S
NAME; and 4) SQUAD'S NAME, and may be submitted by any of the following means:
a. A personal ad in DM 45
b. A diplomatic note to Darque Forces (428) in DM 45
c. An email to rebelnerfherder@yahoo.com (put SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 in Subject Line)
**NOTE: Failure to meet this criteria by the deadline will result in NO ENTRY
into the contest. Please be mindful of the requirements and submit them in a
timely manner to avoid any misfortunes.
3) SEND RU CERTIFICATES: Submit two (2) Roll Up Certificates to Master Darque,
contest moderator. This can be done by requesting Roll Up Certificates from RSI
Customer Service. NOTE: Be sure to submit Roll Up Certificates, not Roll Up
Sheets.
PRIZES
ENDURANCE AWARD
Every participating Team will receive one (1) +1 Bonus Potion* for participating in
all 10 rounds of the contest and in at least 45 of the 50 scheduled fights.
BEST RECORD AWARD
The individual manager that achieves the best Win/Loss% over the course of the contest
(turns 385-394), will receive 10% of the entry RU Certificates. Tie breakers will be:
1) total kills during contest; 2) total fights during contest; and lastly, 3) head-to-
head win/loss% between tied teams.
UNSTUCK IN TIME AWARD
The manager that achieves the most kills during the course of the contest (turns 385-
394) will be allowed to transfer one (1) warrior from another team onto his/her team
in DM 45.
FIRST PLACE WINNERS
The winning squad receives the following:
1. 60% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. Two (2) +1 Bonus Potions for each member of the squad*
3. Favorites Knowledge for one (1) warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4. Rename Stormcrowe Arena for six (6) months
5. Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
6. Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months
SECOND PLACE WINNERS
1. 20% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. One (1) +1 Bonus Potion for each member of the squad*
3. Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
4. Rename four (4) Dark Arena Monsters for six (6) months
THIRD PLACE WINNERS
1. 10% of the Entry RU Certificates (to be divided at squad's discretion)
2. Favorites Knowledge for one warrior on DM 45 team of each squad member
3. Rename four (4) Arena Stand Bys for six (6) months
*Bonus potions must be used with 2 turns of contest end AND can only be used on living
warriors that participated in the Stormcrowe Slaughterhouse 5 contest.
MODERATOR
Master Darque will be the moderator for this contest. All questions and disputes can
be directed to him. He is the final arbitrator for the contest and his decisions are
final. A copy of the scoring rules can be requested via email or diplomatic note.
Please use the email listed above for any inquiries and note SLAUGHTERHOUSE in the
subject line.
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SCORING FOR THE STORMCROWE SLAUGHTERHOUSE 5 (SSV)
Turn 1: SSV Scoring (DM 45)
+1 Win
-1 Death
+1 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1). Dark Arena fights
will be scored regularly.
Turn 2: Delarquan Death Fest (DM 59)
Win = +2 pts
Loss = -1 pt
Kill = +5 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Death = -3 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Dark Arena Kill = +10 pts [in addition to +2 pts for Win]
Dark Arena Death = -5 pts [in addition to -1 pt for Loss]
Challenges against squad-mates will incur -1 penalty for both participants.
Death penalties will also apply.
Turn 3: TOGS IV Scoring (DM 60)
10 points for winning on your upchallenge against another SSV warrior.
7 points for winning on your even challenge of another SSV warrior.
7 points for winning on another SSV warrior's challenge.
7 points for winning a random matchup against another SSV warrior.
4 points for winning a random matchup against a non-SSV warrior.
Do not fight your teammate, you will not get any points. Also, you will not get
any points if you challenge a non-SSV team (this includes the Dark Arena).
5 points for a spotlight written by any team member, 1 per manager per turn. The
minimum length of a spotlight to receive points is 1/2 column in the newsletter
(that's 31 lines--each line 86 characters across). In addition to the length
criteria, spotlights will not be given any points if they are in any way
plagiarized or if they are not Duelmasters or fantasy related. If in doubt about
the content, email me before the turn and I will be happy to verify it for you.
-5 points per manager who does not write at least one (1) personal ad.
-5 points for being the team that avoided the most.
Turn 4: Battle Royale (DM 18)
+1 Win
+1 Kill
-1 Loss
-1 Death
No Avoids (-10 point penalty for avoiding)
Turn 5: (Un)Popularity Contest
+11 for Turn's Most Popular with a descending point award for most popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second most popular, +9 for third most popular, etc)
Only warriors listed on the most popular list will score points (between +10 and
+1).
+11 for Turn's Least Popular with a descending point award for least popular
warriors' list (e.g. +10 for second least popular, +9 for third least popular,
etc) Only warriors listed on the least popular list will score points (between
+10 and +1).
Turn 6: Slaughter Priest Memorial (DM 54)
No Challenges
3 points for winning
3 points for killing (giving 6 in total, 3 for the win and 3 for the kill)
3 points for at least one of your warriors writing a personal (regardless of
number of personals beyond one you still only get three (3) points). Make
sure it is written from one of your team's warriors and not simply the
manager entity or you will not get the point.
-3 points for losing
-3 points for being killed (giving -6 in total, -3 for losing and -3 for being
killed)
Turn 7: Turf War (DM 47)
Team Points:
Fights made:
1 = 0 points, 2 = 0 points, 3 = 1 point, 4 = 3 points, 5 = 5 points
Wins earned:
1 = 1 point, 2 = 3 points, 3 = 6 points, 4 = 10 points, 5 = 15 points
Champion win = 3 additional points
Down Challenge = (-5) points each (DM is exempt from DC rule)
Team with most wins per round earns 4 additional points (If ties, no points
awarded)
Alliance/Squad Points (Round 7 Only):
Fights made (DA fights count as a fight made)
All (each) team of the alliance fights 1 to 3 warriors = 3 points
All (each) team fights 4+ warriors = 6 points
All (each) team fights all five warriors = 9
Alliance with most wins per that round = 5 points (If tied, no points awarded.)
Turn 8: Morya Madness (DM 28)
+3 points to the highest ranked warrior of each style. Highest ranked is the
highest recognition total, regardless of record. If case of a tie in recognition
points, win/loss percentage will be the tie breaker, followed by total kills
(warrior).
+5 Top Team on the Move descending scoring down to #5 (e.g. +5 for first, +4 for
second, etc).
+5 Most Successful Bloodfeuds (Contest Turns 1-8; cumulative for squad).
Bloodfeud victories for kills that did not occur during the contest do not count
to this total.
+5 Most Avoided Squad (Contest Turns 1-8; teammates avoiding one another will not
be counted)
-5 Most Avoiding Squad (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Most Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
+5 Most Turn's Least Favorite (Squad) (Contest Turns 1-8)
Turn 9: Mordant Olympics (DM 1)
The three teams (not squads) with the best win-loss record over turns 1-9 (who
meet minimum fight criteria). Cumulative kills and total recognition will serve
as tie breaks if needed.
Gold -- 25 points
Silver -- 15 points
Bronze -- 10 Points
+ 3 Points for an Attacker [Challenge] Win (Challenges against squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
+3 Points for a Defender [being Challenged] Win (Challenges from squad-mates will
incur a -2 point penalty)
Turn 10: Slaughterhouse V (DM 45)
+5 Win
-5 Death
+5 Kill
Wins and kills against Arena Stand Bys and Squad-mates will not be scored (Please
note: Death against any opponent will be scored with a -1). Dark Arena fights
will be scored regularly.
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
BADGER was butchered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
KING KONG was slaughtered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
TXB was easily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
POUCH PUGILIST was savagely slain by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DOWN AND DIE was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight.
TXC was murdered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena competition.
GRAPE APE was dispatched by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
DA1 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
HUNGRY HUNGRY was dealt death by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition.
MOTO MOTO was luckily killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute Dark Arena melee.
E was slaughtered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
BD was slaughtered by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute gruesome Dark Arena fight.
ROO THE DAY was slaughtered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
SHUTTER BUG was slain by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena match.
THROUGH UR TEETH executed SHEWISH GIANT in a exciting 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BE was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
ABD was murdered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
COURT was killed by SHEWISH GIANT in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena conflict.
FLAVIO was slain by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena duel.
PETER POTAMUS was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
MARS was handily defeated by HUNTER WILDER in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud bout.
COPYCAT overpowered XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
LAWN DART CATCHING executed PUT ON CHAINS in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
ERNIE BANKS savagely defeated ROY ROGERS in a 2 minute bloody Challenge conflict.
WARLOCK bested NO VISIBILITY in a popular 1 minute Challenge bout.
FULCRUM vanquished SHIFTED in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge match.
BEAR was overcome by LOCKE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge duel.
PAWN butchered ANDREW JONES in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge bout.
CLEANING overpowered GENE AUTRY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven Title fight.
SHOVELING won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute fight.
SIX-GUN TAROT demolished 4 HOUR GAMES in a 1 minute one-sided melee.
REPETITIVE won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's fray.
SENSATIONALIZED savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute competition.
FIRE WON'T START overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a action packed 1 minute uneven fight.
FORMS overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided match.
OVERGROWN overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SKIN TICKET was narrowly defeated by PAY PER SECOND in a action packed 2 minute bout.
MR RIGHT HANDED was demolished by HINT OF SLIME in a 1 minute uneven contest.
STEROID GAMES overpowered LITHIUM in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
419 demolished KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
BIASED JUDGES slimly lost to M. CHARDINEE in a 4 minute fight.
MELTING FLOOD was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute match.
NOSY NEIGHBOR handily defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a popular 1 minute uneven match.
NOISY NEIGHBOR was beaten by DANIEL TIGER in a popular 1 minute duel.
LEAK handily defeated THE BLUE TOAD in a 2 minute mismatched match.
TURNED OFF vanquished M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
UNPREPARED was demolished by OYAMI in a 1 minute uneven duel.
HERBALIFE devastated LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
AMWAY viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute gory conflict.
CHAIN LETTER viciously subdued DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
DIG FOR CAR overcame THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 2 minute brutal match.
FISH STORY overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
DRUNK outwaited FRATSFA SLAVE in a tiring 12 minute veteran vs. beginner bout.
DISCOVERY TOYS handily defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOT THE REAL THING subdued THE RED SHORE in a 2 minute conflict.
FULL AND HEAVY overpowered TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
HACKED TO PIECES savagely defeated LONG LINES in a 4 minute bloody bout.
LESS TASTE devastated APES OF WRATH in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
YOUR LAST NIGHT devastated MISSED STOP in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided battle.
WARNING BELLS defeated DEPUTY DOG in a 3 minute brutal brawl.
BUY ME demolished VIRGO in a 1 minute mismatched contest.
HEART overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
FIRST SCRATCH was bested by TERK in a 2 minute novice's fight.
LEMON devastated LITTLE WHITE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
DEATH RATTLE overpowered BEE'S KNEES in a 1 minute one-sided match.
HYACINTH won victory over FESTUS HAGEN in a 2 minute bloody match.
KILL THE LYCAN subdued LIKE A RUG in a 2 minute novice's conflict.
INFOMERCIALS outwaited CAPTAIN in a popular 7 minute fight.
ANTS IN YOUR PANTS devastated EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute uneven match.
PUSHY SALESMAN was unbelievably bested by BRISCO COUNTY JR in a popular 5 minute bout.
TALK SHOW overpowered BUG LIGHT in a 1 minute uneven melee.
800 LB outlasted CONVICTED THIEF in a monotonous 7 minute battle.
SOAP OPERA was vanquished by LET SLEEPING DOGS in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
RERUNS devastated JOSH RANDALL in a 1 minute uneven match.
JOEY bested EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 3 minute novice's bout.
SOCIAL BUTTERFLY was subdued by JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS in a 2 minute novice's bout.
MAGILLA was savagely defeated by LITTLE JOE in a 2 minute gruesome amateur's fight.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK 26 TOTAL PARRY 39 - 12 - 1 76 |
|BASHING ATTACK 20 PARRY-LUNGE 65 - 20 - 2 76 |
|AIMED BLOW 18 STRIKING ATTACK 73 - 29 - 7 72 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 14 BASHING ATTACK 107 - 50 - 1 68 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 12 AIMED BLOW 93 - 54 - 4 63 |
|WALL OF STEEL 7 PARRY-STRIKE 16 - 10 - 0 62 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 7 PARRY-RIPOSTE 9 - 7 - 0 56 |
|TOTAL PARRY 5 LUNGING ATTACK 94 - 76 - 5 55 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 4 WALL OF STEEL 30 - 27 - 3 53 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 14 - 21 - 0 40 |
Turn 308 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
WALL OF STEEL 5 - 2 LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 15 5 STRIKING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY 3 - 2 SLASHING ATTACK 2 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK
BASHING ATTACK 11 - 9 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 2 AIMED BLOW
AIMED BLOW 9 - 9 1 BASHING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE 7 - 7 1 WALL OF STEEL
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 2
STRIKING ATTACK 6 - 6
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
LUNGING ATTACK CLEANING 7588 14 3 1 126 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
AIMED BLOW FORMS 7540 11 2 0 119 BASH BROS DMV (924)
STRIKING ATTACK SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 7 2 0 116 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
BASHING ATTACK REPETITIVE 7684 17 4 0 110 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
PARRY-LUNGE SHOVELING 8014 13 1 1 102 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
WALL OF STEEL LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 10 4 2 97 BAD COMBOS (689)
SLASHING ATTACK FULCRUM 6122 16 5 0 92 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
PARRY-STRIKE 4 HOUR GAMES 6579 14 5 0 90 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
TOTAL PARRY BIASED JUDGES 8153 9 3 0 70 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is GENE AUTRY 7838. The most popular warrior this turn
was PUSHY SALESMAN 8007. The ten other most popular fighters were SKIN TICKET 8630,
CAPTAIN 9561, POUCH PUGILIST 9564, MOTO MOTO 9547, ERNIE BANKS 8648, AMWAY 7795, KILL
THE LYCAN 8893, HUNTER WILDER 9496, CLEANING 7588, and PAY PER SECOND 6542.
The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812. The other ten least popular
fighters were 800 LB 9544, INFOMERCIALS 9157, JOSH RANDALL 9690, SOAP OPERA 9160, BUG
LIGHT 9553, BEE'S KNEES 9550, LITTLE WHITE 9566, FIRST SCRATCH 8009, VIRGO 9370, and
APES OF WRATH 8827.
The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:
GENE AUTRY (72-7838) COWBOY CROONERS (981)
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
BADGER (72-6121) RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
A DM TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
12 political points a'pumpin'
11 TVs a'workin'
10 free duels of credit
9 ABs to challenge
8 criticals a'connectin'
7 scums a'dyin'
6 skills a'maxin'
5 A.D. invites
4 lucky warriors
3 size on replacement
2 proxied TCs
And a quarterstaff from a pear tree.
May your days be merry,
And your wins be often.
The Consortium
MAIL-IN TOURNEY LXII
ELIGIBLES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CANNONBALL 5313 (49-64-3) 0 2 0 X-POSSE
ADM TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
THRASHER MALONE 4847 (39-40-1) 2 3 0 TOURNEY TEAM
METRON 3686 (87-59-0) 0 2 0 SPACE ACTION 99
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TOO SHORT 6578 (31-17-3) 3 3 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT
ORPHAN 5463 (27-38-2) 0 2 0 X-POSSE
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PARKING LOT 6868 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS FREEWAY
SPILLS 6855 (0-0-0) 4 3 0 BASH BROS THEATER
2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 (8-1-1) 3 3 0 BB SMART PHONE
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1) 0 2 0 BASH BROS FREEWAY
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PUNKA 9396 (2-0-0) 6 3 0 EAT THIS!
OYAMI 8689 (6-7-0) 3 3 0 VAR'S FAV BARS
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TALK SHOW 9159 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 BB DAYTIME TV
INFOMERCIALS 9157 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BB DAYTIME TV
WARNING BELLS 8011 (1-0-1) 3 3 0 BASH BROS NEW CAR
ORGAN 9495 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 ONE MAN BAND
SOAP OPERA 9160 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BB DAYTIME TV
RERUNS 9161 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BB DAYTIME TV
YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 (0-2-0) 1 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 18
ADOLPHUS 8254 (1-0-0) 0 2 0 ONYX HORDE
PUSHY SALESMAN 8007 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS NEW CAR
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HANGOVER 8804 (0-0-0) 4 3 1 BASH BROS NEW YEAR
DEATH RATTLE 8618 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 4
POP UPS 6841 (0-0-0) 1 2 0 DEAD BASH BROS BROWSER
AWKWARD SPEAKER 9034 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 BB WORSHIP SERVICE
KILL THE LYCAN 8893 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 FEAR FACTORY 16
DEAD CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
HUMPING LEG 6637 (12-4-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS DOG
BOOK LOST 6666 (24-6-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS LIBRARY
FOGHORN LEGHORN 6497 (0-0-0) 0 2 0 WARNER BROS.
HORSE 4350 (7-4-0) 0 2 0 MCDONALD'S FARM
KOOL AID 5909 (11-6-0) 0 2 0 LIQUIDS
DEAD CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
BREWER 6807 (5-2-0) 8 3 0 NL CENTRAL
DU HAST MICH 4708 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
HIDDEN 9617 (11-6-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS ROAD SIGN
FLEUR DU MAL 8587 (10-7-1) 0 1 0 DEAD ME CUT YOUR HEAD
DEAD ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CORN FLAKES 5903 (10-5-1) 3 1 0 DEAD CEREAL
TOO HOT 7671 (1-0-0) 4 3 1 BASH BROS OVEN
CAPICOLLA 6310 (5-0-0) 3 3 0 DEAD DELI COUNTER
COLD 8929 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS NIGHT
EMPTY 7269 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS WALLET
TITANIUM 6059 (0-1-0) 1 2 0 DEAD DEADLY RAGE
SCARY 8930 (3-2-0) 0 2 0 BASH BROS NIGHT
DEAD INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SID THE SCIENCE KID 7518 (1-0-1) 5 2 1 DEAD PBS KIDS
FLOODS BASEMENT 6923 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BB H2O HEATER
MONOLITH 8612 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 5
DEAD APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
DIVIDE BY ZERO 8104 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 DEADLY RAGE
LOSE YOUR FAVE 8072 (1-2-0) 4 3 0 BB DUELMASTERS
TASTE != SMELL 8115 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 DEAD BASH BROS COFFEE
RUDENESS 7538 (2-3-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS DMV
NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)
For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament.
TRICK SHOULDER (52-1053) OTTO'S PARTS (150)
POSSUMS (82-23222) LEE SAYS SO (3699)
MEROBRYLLA (82-37956) SUPERIOR FORCES 5702 (6302)
IRONPUSS (82-38621) METALLICATS (6419)
AFRAID TO SHOOT (82-43653) ROOKIE MAIDEN 47 (7323)
BLACK ANGEL (82-46442) STONED ROOKIES 16 (7787)
FLIGHT (82-46541) STONED ROOKIES 35 (7806)
RUN LIKE HELL (82-52904) ROOKIE PINK 13 (8917)
LEONARD FUNK (84-9258) MEDAL OF HONOR X10 (1679)
TENURED WHELP (84-15361) DA ORLANDO MOB XXIII (2713)
CAT MESSIAH (84-16763) THE INQUISITION IX (2961)
HAND ON THE PUMP (84-29220) CYPRESS HILL (5177)
FJORD (84-36346) IDIOCRACY (4683)
CLICK STUPID LINKS (84-42122) 99 OF 100 USERS (7321)
Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes