DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 01/05/2017    Duedate: 02/01/2017

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-309

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

CLEANING
BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
(72-7588) [15-3-1,132]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

UNREALITY                      CHAIN LETTER
BB REALITY SHOW (824)          BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
(72-7016) [16-0-0,148]         (72-7793) [9-0-0,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MR RIGHT HANDED                NOISY NEIGHBOR
BASH BROS TIRES (796)          BASH BROS CONDO (979)
(72-6876) [23-23-1,95]         (72-7828) [12-2-0,84]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

OUTLAWS (643)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS GAS (989)         37
2. BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)    32      BB REALITY SHOW (824)
3. BB DAYTIME TV (1207)        30      Unchartered Team
4. COWBOY CROONERS (981)       28
5. DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)     26BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 3*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)      1   0  0  100   1/ 1 OUTLAWS (643)            10  5 2
 2/ 4 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     20   2  1 90.9   2/ 9*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)      8  2 0
 3- 7*PBS KIDS (920)             7   1  1 87.5   3/ 3*BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       7  2 0
 4/ 6*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  23   4  0 85.2   4/ 4*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  7  2 0
 5/ 8*BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       22   4  1 84.6   5/ 2 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     7  5 0
 6/10 BASH BROS MLM (973)       25   5  1 83.3   6/ 5 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  6  0 1
 7/12 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  19   4  1 82.6   7/ 8 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      6  0 0
 8/11 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     23   5  1 82.1   8/ 6 BASH BROS GAS (989)       6  0 0
 9-13 CUB GREATS (1121)          9   2  0 81.8   9/30*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  6  2 0
10/16 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  40  10  4 80.0  10/11 BASH BROS BEER (966)      5  1 0
11/14 BASH BROS BUS (821)       32   8  1 80.0  11/ 7 BASH BROS MLM (973)       5  4 0
12/17 BASH BROS GAS (989)       20   5  1 80.0  12/10 BASH BROS DMV (924)       4  2 0
13/15*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)       8   2  0 80.0  13/12 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     4  2 0
14/18 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      35  10  0 77.8  14/33*WILD WEST SHOW (1284)     4  6 0
15/20 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     49  15  2 76.6  15-15 BAD COMBOS (689)          3  1 1
16-19 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      19   6  1 76.0  16/16 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  3  1 0
17/23 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  36  12  0 75.0  17/19 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    3  1 0
18/25 BASH BROS BEER (966)      21   7  0 75.0  18-20 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       3  3 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19-24 BAD COMBOS (689)          33  12  3 73.3  19/21 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     3  7 0
20/21 BASH BROS TREES (871)     41  15  1 73.2  20-24 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      2  0 0
21/38*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)   8   3  1 72.7  21-22 CUB GREATS (1121)         2  0 0
22/26 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    23   9  0 71.9  22-23*PBS KIDS (920)            2  0 0
23-27 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       36  15  2 70.6  23/45*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  2  1 0
24/31*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)   7   3  0 70.0  24/14 BASH BROS TREES (871)     2  1 0
25-29 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  16   7  0 69.6  25/50 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    2  1 0
26/30 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    57  26  2 68.7  26/29 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  2  1 0
27/33 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     50  31  2 61.7  27/51 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     2  1 0
28/32 BASH BROS DMV (924)       20  13  0 60.6  28/47*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    2  2 0
29-34 MONGREL HORDE (680)       58  38  7 60.4  29/13 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    2  3 0
30-36*DUCHY OF REN (1257)        3   2  1 60.0  30/32*L IS FOR LIE (1270)       2  4 1
31/37 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     19  13  0 59.4  31/18 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    2  4 0
32/39 DEADLY RAGE (158)        168 131  9 56.2  32/35 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     2  4 0
33-40*KABOOMERS (1048)           7   6  1 53.8  33/34*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)   2  4 0
34/ 0 X-POSSE (579)             61  59  1 50.8  34-38*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)     1  0 0
35/41 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)      8   8  0 50.0  35/42 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     1  0 0
36-43 ONE LETTER OFF (917)       7   8  0 46.7  36-31 BASH BROS B-MOVIE (1025)  1  1 0
37-44 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     86 103  8 45.5  37-49*DUCHY OF REN (1257)       1  1 0
38/45 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    47  62  2 43.1  38-28 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     1  1 0
39/47 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   54  78  2 40.9  39-43 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      1  1 0
40/49*WILD WEST SHOW (1284)      4   6  0 40.0  40/25 BASH BROS BUS (821)       1  1 0
41/51 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     53  84  3 38.7  41/56 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       1  2 1
42/52 OUTLAWS (643)             87 139 12 38.5  42/26 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     1  2 0
43/46*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     3   5  0 37.5  43/48 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   1  2 0
44/53 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     30  53  1 36.1  44/44*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    1  2 0
45/48*L IS FOR LIE (1270)        2   4  1 33.3  45/27 DEADLY RAGE (158)         1  2 0
46/59*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     2   4  0 33.3  46/58 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     1  2 0
47/50*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)    2   4  0 33.3  47/52*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     1  5 0
48/55 FEAR FACTORY (1118)        5  12  2 29.4  48/53*I IS FOR INSECT (1267)    1  5 0
49/54 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)     6  16  0 27.3  49/54*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)  1  5 0
50/56*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      2   7  0 22.2  50/46*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    0  3 0
51/57*FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     2   7  0 22.2  51/57*FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     0  3 0
52/58*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)   1   5  0 16.7  52-17*KABOOMERS (1048)          0  2 0
53/60*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)      1   5  0 16.7  53-59 MONGREL HORDE (680)       0  2 0
54/61*I IS FOR INSECT (1267)     1   5  0 16.7  54/ 0 X-POSSE (579)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Much has changed in DRAGONHEAD since last I was here.  Never fear, Olaf Modeen 
adapts to many situations, as do all successful fighters.  You know what they say 
about the herd of lions who studied a judge...  BASH BROS NEW CAR moved up 21 places, 
to 9th.  Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not WILD WEST SHOW's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 33rd to 14th.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  BASH BROS DISEASE moved up 22 places, to 23rd.  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not BASH BROS LAWYER's opponents, after 
watching them shoot up the ranks from 50th to 25th.  You know what they say about the 
herd of lions who studied a judge...  BASH BROS TRAIN moved up 24 places, to 27th.  
Who can explain it?  Not you, not me, not FEAR FACTORY 18's opponents, after watching 
them shoot up the ranks from 47th to 28th.  Looking for a good fight, confident, 
skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at ON MY BOOKSHELF, cause they dropped by 
16.  FEAR FACTORY 16 bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped from 18th 
down to 31st!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Ever take one of those 
association tests?  You know, he says black, you say white.  Water-Lake, Sky-Blue. 
Try this:  Flop.  BASH BROS BUS!  You know what they say about the herd of lions who 
studied a judge...  FEAR FACTORY moved up 15 places, to 41st.  Looking for a good 
fight, confident, skilled, tough opponents.  Well don't look at BB SIDE MIRROR, cause 
they dropped by 16.  DEADLY RAGE bit the big one as they could not win.  They dropped 
from 27th down to 45th!  Are you guy giving lessons or what?  Who can explain it?  
Not you, not me, not BASH BROS TIRES' opponents, after watching them shoot up the 
ranks from 58th to 46th.  BB DAYTIME TV showed DRAGONHEAD what they were made of as 
they fought with a vengeance to walk off with 4-1-0.  What's with ROY ROGERS?  He 
actually beat BASH BROS BUS' RUDE DRIVER, and walked away with 28 more points from 
the fight.  Laughs were big at DRAGONHEAD while they watched CONVICTED ASSASSIN 
clobber NOSY NEIGHBOR.  He lost 22 points and got bruised from objects thrown from 
the stands.  GENE AUTRY was reminded on the sands why CLEANING is Duelmaster.  Advice 
to fighters with a 1 will--give up fighting!   
     If at first you don't succeed, avoid.  That'll get you in the Spyreports.  The 
most avoided team was OUTLAWS.  The bums at BASH BROS BUS couldn't face the 
challenges from OUTLAWS!  No excuse for that!  What do people see in FORMS?  His 
12-2-0?  BASH BROS DMV ain't talkin', but he's got 129 points.   
     There have been some calls to lengthen the time limit.  Do you want the fighters 
to walk away, or not?  Yeah, yeah, SKIN TICKET killed PAWN, who was "too young to 
die."  Well, he was a fighter, and that's what you have to face.  WARLOCK killed 419, 
and expects revenge from BB JUNK EMAIL.  The dead are better off dead--they have no 
worries.  BASH BROS CANDLE's boys should be laying low.  Now that BASH BROS CANDLE's 
manager has gone and let SKIN TICKET kill WAX SPILL unchallenged, BASH BROS CANDLE's 
fighters are fair game.  Here's some advice:  study your opponent, master many 
skills, fight dirty.   
     Who knows what the future holds for a warrior.  More fights, there's no doubt.  
DRAGONHEAD is a nice place to live, but I don't like to live in nice places.  I don't 
want to overstay my welcome...-- Olaf Modeen  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 CLEANING 7588                15   3  1   132       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 UNREALITY 7016               16   0  0   148       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     13   2  0   136       BAD COMBOS (689)
 FORMS 7540                   12   2  0   129       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 WARLOCK 6137                 13  18  3   122       OUTLAWS (643)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582       11   1  0   122       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 LATE 7002                    17   1  0   118       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-STINKY 6864                  13   3  0   114       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 REPETITIVE 7684              18   4  0   113       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-UNDERDOG 6250                15   3  0   110       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 XIAHOU DUN 8784              10  16  0   108       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 FIRE WON'T START 7590        15   5  1   106       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 SHOVELING 8014               14   1  1   106       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 ROY ROGERS 7836              16  32  0   105       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683         13   6  0   104       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308      10   4  2    97       BAD COMBOS (689)
 TURNED OFF 7887               9   4  0    97       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         23  23  1    95       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          23  14  0    95       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 SKIN TICKET 8630              5   6  2    95       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
-STEROID GAMES 6309            9   4  1    94       BAD COMBOS (689)
 COPYCAT 5854                 18  23  1    93       OUTLAWS (643)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579            15   5  0    93       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 AMWAY 7795                    9   1  1    93       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-FULCRUM 6122                 16   5  0    92       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      9   1  1    92       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        12   7  1    90       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153           10   3  0    88       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
-HINT OF SLIME 7503            7   8  0    88       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
-DANIEL TIGER 7885             6   1  0    88       PBS KIDS (920)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016           11   1  1    87       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 LEAK 7886                    11   1  1    86       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828          12   2  0    84       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            7   3  0    84       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 OVERGROWN 7263               24  11  0    83       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012            9   5  0    81       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-ERNIE BANKS 8648              9   2  0    80       CUB GREATS (1121)
 RUDE DRIVER 7001             15   4  1    78       BASH BROS BUS (821)
 HERBALIFE 7796                9   1  0    78       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-TOP DOG 6249                 11   8  0    77       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 LITHIUM 8234                 10  16  0    75       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827           11   3  1    72       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939             17  11  0    71       TWISTED SISTERS (644)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LOCKE 9363                    9   4  0    66       OUTLAWS (643)
 CHAIN LETTER 7793             9   0  0    66       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-BAD SPECIAL EFFECTS 8069      8   3  0    66       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
 SHIFTED 7941                  8   8  0    61       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 FISH STORY 7813               8   1  0    59       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762      11   3  0    56       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 FULL AND HEAVY 6861          10   6  0    56       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 OYAMI 8689                    7   8  0    56       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 DRUNK 7812                    9   0  0    52       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
-TIME BOMB 8204                3   0  0    51       KABOOMERS (1048)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              8   4  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          2   2  0    48       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
 LESS TASTE 7764              10   4  0    47       BASH BROS BEER (966)
-NOT NEWS 7687                 4   0  0    47       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-VENUS DEE MILO 5720          12   5  0    45       X-POSSE (579)
 THE BLUE TOAD 8694            5   7  0    45       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-BEAR 6221                     7   4  1    44       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        4   1  1    43       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583        10   6  0    41       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-DIABETES 8099                 4   0  0    40       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 HEART 8101                    3   3  0    39       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 UNPREPARED 7811               6   3  0    38       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         3   5  0    38       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
 BUY ME 7791                   5   3  0    35       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-HUNTER WILDER 9496            3   2  1    35       DUCHY OF REN (1257)
 DISCOVERY TOYS 7798           7   3  0    34       BASH BROS MLM (973)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191       3   4  2    33       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-WANG YI 8775                  2   2  0    33       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 TALK SHOW 9159                2   0  0    33       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-THROUGH UR TEETH 9568         1   0  1    33       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
 LETHAL DOSAGE 8862            5  11  0    32       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
-BAD SCRIPT 8068               7   3  0    31       BASH BROS B-MOVIES (1025)
-FLAME OUT 8205                2   1  1    31       KABOOMERS (1048)
 MISSED STOP 8276              6   5  0    30       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-SENTINEL-3 5782               6   6  0    29       X-POSSE (579)
-LU SU 8773                    2   1  0    28       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 WARNING BELLS 8011            3   0  1    27       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 PUSHY SALESMAN 8007           1   1  0    27       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 LONG LINES 7537               6   8  0    26       BASH BROS DMV (924)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 RERUNS 9161                   2   0  0    23       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-CATNIP 8203                   2   1  0    23       KABOOMERS (1048)
 INFOMERCIALS 9157             2   0  0    23       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            4  10  0    22       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-VETALA 8672                   3   1  0    22       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            2   7  0    22       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MAGIK 5917                    2   3  0    21       X-POSSE (579)
-HYACINTH 9549                 1   0  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 SOAP OPERA 9160               1   1  0    21       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-ECLIPSE 8676                  2   2  0    20       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-ANTS IN YOUR PANTS 9552       1   0  0    20       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
 LEMON 8010                    3   0  0    19       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-DEPUTY DOG 9435               0   3  0    17       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-JOEY 9560                     1   0  0    16       K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
 ROWDY YATES 9692              1   0  0    14       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            2   7  0    13       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-800 LB 9544                   1   0  0    13       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
 BRISCO COUNTY JR 9688         2   0  0    12       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-TERMINAL 8655                 3   2  0    11       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-LET SLEEPING DOGS 9569        1   0  0    10       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
-DEATH RATTLE 8618             1   0  0    10       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
 MARS 9674                     2   2  1     9       OUTLAWS (643)
-TERK 9542                     1   0  0     7       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
 FIRST SCRATCH 8009            1   2  0     7       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 KILL THE LYCAN 8893           1   1  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
 LITTLE JOE 9689               1   1  0     4       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
 JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS 9158       1   1  0     4       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-VIRGO 9370                    1   1  0     4       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 FESTUS HAGEN 9691             0   2  0     2       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
 JOSH RANDALL 9690             0   2  0     2       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-CAPTAIN 9561                  0   1  0     1       K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-LIKE A RUG 9565               0   1  0     1       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-MAGILLA 9541                  0   1  0     1       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-SOCIAL BUTTERFLY 9554         0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-LOSER 1 9368                  0   1  0     1       KABOOMERS (1048)
-BUG LIGHT 9553                0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-BEE'S KNEES 9550              0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-LITTLE WHITE 9566             0   1  0     1       L IS FOR LIE (1270)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
WAX SPILL 8060          5  1 0 BASH BROS CANDL 1023 SKIN TICKET 8630      305  NOT REVENGED
PUT ON CHAINS 8013      7  4 0 BASH BROS SNOW 1014  LAWN DART CATCHI 6308 308   
419 7794                8  1 1 BB JUNK EMAIL 972    WARLOCK 6137          309   
BEEKS 9694              0  1 0 G IS FOR GORILL 1265 BLACK ORC             309  NONE
HIPPOSER 9700           0  1 0 H IS FOR HIPPO 1266  SPYMASTER             309  NONE
BUG OUT 9703            0  1 0 I IS FOR INSECT 1267 STONE GOLEM           309  NONE
DEAD ROO 9695           0  1 0 K IS FOR KANGAR 1269 HIGH ELF              309  NONE
NO LIE 9698             0  1 0 L IS FOR LIE 1270    HIGH ELF              309  NONE
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677   17 19 1 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 CLEANING 7588         307   
PAWN 9673               3  2 2 OUTLAWS 643          SKIN TICKET 8630      309   
ANDREW JONES 5965       5  2 1 PURPLE PLATYPI 659   PAWN 9673             308   
SENTINEL-5 5929         1  2 0 X-POSSE 579          BANDIT PRINCE         309  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SENTINEL-5 was butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
HIPPOSER was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute brutal Dark Arena duel.
BEEKS was easily killed by BLACK ORC in a 1 minute Dark Arena match.
NO LIE was assassinated by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena duel.
DEAD ROO was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight.
BUG OUT was assassinated by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena match.
COPYCAT was devastated by FORMS in a 1 minute uneven Challenge brawl.
PAWN was assassinated by SKIN TICKET in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
LOCKE overcame OYAMI in a action packed 1 minute Challenge fight.
MARS lost to SOAP OPERA in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
CLEANING viciously subdued GENE AUTRY in a 2 minute veteran's Title duel.
NOSY NEIGHBOR was overpowered by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
REPETITIVE handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided bout.
SENSATIONALIZED devastated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute brutal mismatched conflict.
FIRE WON'T START demolished KUNG-FU MASTER in a 1 minute one-sided brawl.
OVERGROWN was handily defeated by XIAHOU DUN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
UNREALITY overpowered LITHIUM in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
LATE handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute mismatched bout.
RUDE DRIVER was overpowered by ROY ROGERS in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WARLOCK executed 419 in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
SHOVELING overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SIX-GUN TAROT was bested by TURNED OFF in a 1 minute bout.
NOISY NEIGHBOR savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 2 minute gory duel.
PAY PER SECOND handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven duel.
4 HOUR GAMES defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute gory match.
BIASED JUDGES vanquished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute one-sided match.
MR RIGHT HANDED savagely defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute uneven match.
AMWAY handily defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MELTING FLOOD beat VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute brutal competition.
SHIFTED was overpowered by CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute uneven fight.
LEAK handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
CHAIN LETTER demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
HERBALIFE overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FISH STORY handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
DRUNK outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a unpopular 18 minute fight.
UNPREPARED was narrowly defeated by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute bloody match.
DISCOVERY TOYS was savagely defeated by YOUR LAST NIGHT in a popular 1 minute fray.
HACKED TO PIECES was savagely defeated by FULL AND HEAVY in a 2 minute conflict.
LESS TASTE overpowered LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
NOT THE REAL THING beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a exciting 1 minute competition.
THE BLUE TOAD handily defeated LONG LINES in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
TOMMYKNOCKERS was defeated by MISSED STOP in a action packed 1 minute battle.
HEART won victory over FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute veteran vs. amateur struggle.
THE RED SHORE was overcome by TALK SHOW in a crowd pleasing 1 minute fight.
BUY ME overpowered APES OF WRATH in a crowd pleasing 1 minute uneven competition.
INFOMERCIALS demolished FESTUS HAGEN in a 2 minute one-sided match.
RERUNS subdued CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute fight.
PUSHY SALESMAN vanquished EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
WARNING BELLS overpowered MORDANT DESERTER in a 1 minute uneven competition.
KILL THE LYCAN was subdued by BRISCO COUNTY JR in a exciting 3 minute amateur's match.
LEMON subdued LITTLE JOE in a popular 1 minute novice's battle.
JOSH RANDALL was overcome by FIRST SCRATCH in a exciting 1 minute amateur's contest.
JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS was devastated by ROWDY YATES in a 1 minute one-sided battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  15         PARRY-LUNGE       67 -  21 -  2      76  |
|AIMED BLOW                      15         TOTAL PARRY       38 -  12 -  1      76  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  14         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -   7 -  0      73  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         STRIKING ATTACK   69 -  29 -  8      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      6         BASHING ATTACK   109 -  51 -  1      68  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  5         AIMED BLOW        90 -  60 -  4      60  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    5         WALL OF STEEL     32 -  27 -  3      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         LUNGING ATTACK    94 -  80 -  5      54  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      5 -   7 -  0      42  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   13 -  21 -  1      38  |

Turn 309 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     AIMED BLOW         6 -  9         3  LUNGING ATTACK 
BASHING ATTACK    10 -  4     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  3                                       2  AIMED BLOW     
SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  1                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  2                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
WALL OF STEEL      3 -  2                                       1  WALL OF STEEL  
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  7     
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  3     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEANING 7588              15   3  1  132 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
AIMED BLOW       UNREALITY 7016             16   0  0  148 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
BASHING ATTACK   REPETITIVE 7684            18   4  0  113 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
PARRY-LUNGE      SHOVELING 8014             14   1  1  106 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579          15   5  0   93 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
TOTAL PARRY      BIASED JUDGES 8153         10   3  0   88 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
STRIKING ATTACK  SIX-GUN TAROT 8680          7   3  0   84 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
WALL OF STEEL    NOT THE REAL THING 7762    11   3  0   56 BASH BROS BEER (966)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MR RIGHT HANDED 6876.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828.  The ten other most popular fighters were MR RIGHT 
HANDED 6876, BIASED JUDGES 8153, FULL AND HEAVY 6861, KILL THE LYCAN 8893, CLEANING 
7588, REPETITIVE 7684, SENSATIONALIZED 7683, LATE 7002, MELTING FLOOD 8016, and 
MISSED STOP 8276.

The least popular fighter this week was DRUNK 7812.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS 9158, TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210, LONG LINES 7537, LETHAL 
DOSAGE 8862, SHIFTED 7941, 419 7794, RUDE DRIVER 7001, LITHIUM 8234, NOSY NEIGHBOR 
7827, and PAWN 9673.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

REPETITIVE (72-7684) BASH BROS NEWS (951)
COPYCAT (72-5854) OUTLAWS (643)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

GENE AUTRY (72-7838) COWBOY CROONERS (981)