DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER
Date : 02/02/2017 Duedate: 03/01/2017
DRAGONHEAD ARENA
DM-72 TURN-310
This Weeks Top Honors
THE DUELMASTER IS
XIAHOU DUN
DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
(72-8784) [11-16-0,120]
Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader
HOME OF THE SLOPPER YOUR LAST NIGHT
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
(72-6586) [12-5-0,176] (72-9188) [3-2-0,54]
Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite
MR RIGHT HANDED FIRE WON'T START
BASH BROS TIRES (796) BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
(72-6876) [23-24-1,94] (72-7590) [16-5-1,110]
THE CURRENT TOP TEAM
BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team
1. FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 36
2. BB DAYTIME TV (1207) 22 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
3. BASH BROS CONDO (979) 20 Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 16
5. BASH BROS NEWS (951) 15 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
The Top Teams
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
1- 1*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) 1 0 0 100 1/ 2*BB DAYTIME TV (1207) 12 3 0
2- 2 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 20 2 1 90.9 2/ 9*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 9 3 0
3- 3*PBS KIDS (920) 7 1 1 87.5 3/ 1 OUTLAWS (643) 7 8 2
4- 4*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 23 4 0 85.2 4/ 7 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 6 0 0
5- 6 BASH BROS MLM (973) 25 5 1 83.3 5/ 8 BASH BROS GAS (989) 6 0 0
6/ 8 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 25 5 1 83.3 6/ 3 BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 6 2 0
7/ 7 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 20 4 1 83.3 7/ 5 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 6 3 0
8/ 5 BB JUNK EMAIL (972) 23 5 1 82.1 8/ 6 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 5 1 0
9- 9 CUB GREATS (1121) 9 2 0 81.8 9/10 BASH BROS BEER (966) 5 1 0
10/12 BASH BROS GAS (989) 22 5 1 81.5 10-11 BASH BROS MLM (973) 5 1 0
11/ 0 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 34 8 1 81.0 11/12 BASH BROS DMV (924) 4 2 0
12-11 BASH BROS BUS (821) 32 8 1 80.0 12- 4*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976) 4 2 0
13/13*BB DAYTIME TV (1207) 12 3 0 80.0 13/13 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 4 2 0
14/10 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 41 11 4 78.8 14-14*WILD WEST SHOW (1284) 4 6 0
15/14 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 37 10 0 78.7 15/19 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 4 7 0
16/15 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 51 15 2 77.3 16/25 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 3 0 0
17/ 0 BASH BROS CANDY (806) 37 11 1 77.1 17/28*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 3 2 0
18-16 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 19 6 1 76.0 18/31 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 3 4 0
Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K
19/17 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 37 12 0 75.5 19-15 BAD COMBOS (689) 2 0 1
20-19 BAD COMBOS (689) 33 12 3 73.3 20/ 0 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 2 0 0
21/18 BASH BROS BEER (966) 22 8 0 73.3 21-17 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 2 0 0
22/21*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 11 4 1 73.3 22/23*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 2 1 0
23/20 BASH BROS TREES (871) 41 16 1 71.9 23/16 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 2 1 0
24-22 BASH BROS DIAPER (793) 23 9 0 71.9 24/43 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 2 1 0
25-23 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 36 15 2 70.6 25/26 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 2 1 0
26/26 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 58 26 2 69.0 26/ 0 BASH BROS CANDY (806) 2 2 0
27/24*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 7 4 0 63.6 27-30*L IS FOR LIE (1270) 2 4 1
28/28 BASH BROS DMV (924) 22 13 0 62.9 28-33*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265) 2 4 0
29/27 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 50 32 2 61.0 29-34*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) 1 0 0
30-29 MONGREL HORDE (680) 58 38 7 60.4 30-21 CUB GREATS (1121) 1 0 0
31-30*DUCHY OF REN (1257) 3 2 1 60.0 31-22*PBS KIDS (920) 1 0 0
32/31 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 19 14 0 57.6 32-20 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 1 0 0
33/32 DEADLY RAGE (158) 168 132 9 56.0 33-37*DUCHY OF REN (1257) 1 0 0
34/35 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 9 8 0 52.9 34-35 BB REALITY SHOW (824) 1 0 0
35-34 X-POSSE (579) 61 59 1 50.8 35-41 FEAR FACTORY (1118) 1 1 1
36-36 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 7 8 0 46.7 36-40 BASH BROS BUS (821) 1 1 0
37-37 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 86 103 8 45.5 37/24 BASH BROS TREES (871) 1 2 0
38-38 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 47 62 2 43.1 38-29 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 1 2 0
39/46*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 3 4 0 42.9 39/44*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 1 2 0
40/39 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 55 78 2 41.4 40/42 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 1 2 0
41-40*WILD WEST SHOW (1284) 4 6 0 40.0 41-18 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 1 2 0
42/41 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 53 85 3 38.4 42/46 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 1 2 0
43/42 OUTLAWS (643) 88 143 12 38.1 43/27 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 1 2 0
44/44 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 32 54 1 37.2 44/32 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 1 4 0
45/49 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 8 16 0 33.3 45-47*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 1 5 0
46/43*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 3 6 0 33.3 46-48*I IS FOR INSECT (1267) 1 5 0
47-45*L IS FOR LIE (1270) 2 4 1 33.3 47-49*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269) 1 5 0
48-47*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265) 2 4 0 33.3 48/50 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 0 3 0
49-48 FEAR FACTORY (1118) 5 12 2 29.4 49/51 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 0 3 0
50/50 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 2 8 0 20.0 50/45 DEADLY RAGE (158) 0 3 0
51/51 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 2 8 0 20.0 51-54 X-POSSE (579) 0 1 0
52-53*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266) 1 5 0 16.7 52-38 TWISTED SISTERS (644) 0 1 0
53-54*I IS FOR INSECT (1267) 1 5 0 16.7 53-39 PURPLE PLATYPI (659) 0 1 0
54-52*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269) 1 5 0 16.7 54-53 MONGREL HORDE (680) 0 1 0
'*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn
(###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank
SPY REPORT
I was going on vacation, see? Surf, sun... But what do those bums say? "Hit
the road, Debby Tonte. DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport." Oh, well. Too bad, OUTLAWS,
but BB DAYTIME TV was just too good to be stopped. FEAR FACTORY 18 had like a really
albendranius week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 17th team! I couldn't
believe it. Did FEAR FACTORY 16 really go up by 13? If only those guys didn't have
so may missing teeth... Gross! DYNASTY WARRIORS had like a really albendranius
week! Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 24th team! See if I even talk to any
of those losers in BASH BROS TREES again! Didja see where they got 0-1-0? Somebody
musta won a lotta fights! Really, just how far can one team drop in one round? BASH
BROS TRAIN dropped 16, which I think's more than all the other teams combined! Wanna
hear about a real loser? Listen to this--COWBOY CROONERS got 0-1-0 and dropped 12.
Didn't see much of them after the fights! One team deserves special mention 'cause
they moved up 7 after going 3-1-0. Keep it up, BASH BROS NEW CAR! MVP award for
LETHAL DOSAGE? FEAR FACTORY 16's proud of him after beating NOT THE REAL THING and
getting 24 points. Talk about yer major upsets! SUGAR LOW's match with M. CHARDINEE
cost him a loss of 16 points! Was that a tear I saw in XIAHOU DUN's eye, as he took
over Duelmastership? And wasn't CLEANING fit to be tied! I hear the top team
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep. They want photogenic fighters for
PR photos.
I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies. Really, I just
wing this stuff. OUTLAWS was DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team. Is there some award
for that? I don't know what BASH BROS NEW CAR's been doing. They certainly haven't
been accepting many fights from OUTLAWS, that's fer sher. Like, is WARLOCK popular,
or what? He was challenged the most in all of DRAGONHEAD! He's got a 13-19-3, is
that good? For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out COPYCAT challenged
REPETITIVE. After all, haven't OUTLAWS and BASH BROS NEWS had a long standing duel
in DRAGONHEAD? It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but REPETITIVE wants me
to write about it since he bested COPYCAT. Satisfied?
Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other! Don't you guys ever give
it a break? Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you?
Write! (Or have someone write for you.)
I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid. Who would've guessed I'd be
a famous Spyreporter? I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really
should stop. Its been really albendranius! Later, guys-- Debby Tonte
DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
XIAHOU DUN 8784 11 16 0 120 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 12 5 0 176 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
-UNREALITY 7016 16 0 0 148 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 13 2 0 136 BAD COMBOS (689)
FORMS 7540 13 2 0 135 BASH BROS DMV (924)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582 11 1 0 122 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-LATE 7002 17 1 0 118 BASH BROS BUS (821)
-STINKY 6864 13 3 0 114 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
SHOVELING 8014 15 1 1 111 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
FATTENING 6926 14 2 0 111 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
FIRE WON'T START 7590 16 5 1 110 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-UNDERDOG 6250 15 3 0 110 MONGREL HORDE (680)
SENSATIONALIZED 7683 14 6 0 110 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
PAY PER SECOND 6542 24 14 0 109 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
TURNED OFF 7887 10 4 0 101 BASH BROS GAS (989)
4 HOUR GAMES 6579 16 5 0 99 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 10 4 2 97 BAD COMBOS (689)
CLEANING 7588 15 4 1 96 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
LEAK 7886 12 1 1 95 BASH BROS GAS (989)
-SKIN TICKET 8630 5 6 2 95 FEAR FACTORY (1118)
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 23 24 1 94 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
BOOGER KING 6588 17 2 0 94 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828 13 2 0 94 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-STEROID GAMES 6309 9 4 1 94 BAD COMBOS (689)
-AMWAY 7795 9 1 1 93 BASH BROS MLM (973)
-FULCRUM 6122 16 5 0 92 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
WARLOCK 6137 13 19 3 92 OUTLAWS (643)
-ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 9 1 1 92 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
MELTING FLOOD 8016 12 1 1 91 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
ROY ROGERS 7836 16 33 0 90 COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 12 7 1 90 MONGREL HORDE (680)
BIASED JUDGES 8153 11 3 0 90 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
-HINT OF SLIME 7503 7 8 0 88 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
-DANIEL TIGER 7885 6 1 0 88 PBS KIDS (920)
OVERGROWN 7263 24 12 0 84 BASH BROS TREES (871)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 7 3 0 84 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
CHAIN LETTER 7793 10 0 0 83 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 12 3 1 82 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
LOCKE 9363 10 4 0 81 OUTLAWS (643)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012 9 5 0 81 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-ERNIE BANKS 8648 9 2 0 80 CUB GREATS (1121)
-RUDE DRIVER 7001 15 4 1 78 BASH BROS BUS (821)
-HERBALIFE 7796 9 1 0 78 BASH BROS MLM (973)
CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-TOP DOG 6249 11 8 0 77 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939 17 11 0 71 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
SUGAR LOW 6930 13 4 1 71 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
SHIFTED 7941 9 8 0 66 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
LESS TASTE 7764 11 4 0 62 BASH BROS BEER (966)
LITHIUM 8234 10 17 0 62 DEADLY RAGE (158)
-FISH STORY 7813 8 1 0 59 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-FULL AND HEAVY 6861 10 6 0 56 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
LETHAL DOSAGE 8862 6 11 0 56 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
THE BLUE TOAD 8694 6 7 0 54 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 3 2 0 54 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-DRUNK 7812 9 0 0 52 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
OYAMI 8689 7 9 0 50 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
NOT THE REAL THING 7762 11 4 0 49 BASH BROS BEER (966)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015 8 4 0 49 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-NOT NEWS 7687 4 0 0 47 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-VENUS DEE MILO 5720 12 5 0 45 X-POSSE (579)
-BEAR 6221 7 4 1 44 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018 4 1 1 43 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 10 6 0 41 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-DIABETES 8099 4 0 0 40 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-UNPREPARED 7811 6 3 0 38 BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
HEART 8101 3 4 0 37 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-HUNTER WILDER 9496 3 2 1 35 DUCHY OF REN (1257)
PUSHY SALESMAN 8007 2 1 0 35 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
LONG LINES 7537 7 8 0 34 BASH BROS DMV (924)
-DISCOVERY TOYS 7798 7 3 0 34 BASH BROS MLM (973)
HACKED TO PIECES 8847 3 6 0 34 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 5 10 0 33 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191 3 4 2 33 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-WANG YI 8775 2 2 0 33 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-THROUGH UR TEETH 9568 1 0 1 33 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
WARNING BELLS 8011 4 0 1 31 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
SOAP OPERA 9160 2 1 0 31 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
RERUNS 9161 3 0 0 30 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-SENTINEL-3 5782 6 6 0 29 X-POSSE (579)
BUY ME 7791 5 4 0 28 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-LU SU 8773 2 1 0 28 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
MISSED STOP 8276 6 6 0 25 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
INFOMERCIALS 9157 3 0 0 25 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
TALK SHOW 9159 2 1 0 25 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
LEMON 8010 4 0 0 24 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-VETALA 8672 3 1 0 22 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-MAGIK 5917 2 3 0 21 X-POSSE (579)
-HYACINTH 9549 1 0 0 21 H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-ECLIPSE 8676 2 2 0 20 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-ANTS IN YOUR PANTS 9552 1 0 0 20 I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
THE RED SHORE 9180 2 8 0 19 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
KILL THE LYCAN 8893 2 1 0 18 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-DEPUTY DOG 9435 0 3 0 17 MONGREL HORDE (680)
-JOEY 9560 1 0 0 16 K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS 9158 2 1 0 15 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
THE GREAT EVIL 8797 1 0 0 15 BASH BROS CANDY (806)
INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME
APES OF WRATH 8827 2 8 0 14 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-ROWDY YATES 9692 1 0 0 14 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-800 LB 9544 1 0 0 13 G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-BRISCO COUNTY JR 9688 2 0 0 12 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-TERMINAL 8655 3 2 0 11 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
MARS 9674 2 3 1 10 OUTLAWS (643)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689)
-LET SLEEPING DOGS 9569 1 0 0 10 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-DEATH RATTLE 8618 1 0 0 10 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
-TERK 9542 1 0 0 7 G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019 0 1 0 7 BB REALITY SHOW (824)
FIRST SCRATCH 8009 1 3 0 6 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-LITTLE JOE 9689 1 1 0 4 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-VIRGO 9370 1 1 0 4 TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-FESTUS HAGEN 9691 0 2 0 2 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-JOSH RANDALL 9690 0 2 0 2 WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-CAPTAIN 9561 0 1 0 1 K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968 0 1 0 1 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-LIKE A RUG 9565 0 1 0 1 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-MAGILLA 9541 0 1 0 1 G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-SOCIAL BUTTERFLY 9554 0 1 0 1 I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-BEE'S KNEES 9550 0 1 0 1 I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-BUG LIGHT 9553 0 1 0 1 I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
ZEPHYR 9752 0 1 0 1 OUTLAWS (643)
-LITTLE WHITE 9566 0 1 0 1 L IS FOR LIE (1270)
'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.
THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge?
DIABETES 6927 0 1 0 BASH BROS CANDY 806 SPYMASTER 310 NONE
PUT ON CHAINS 8013 7 4 0 BASH BROS SNOW 1014 LAWN DART CATCHI 6308 308
419 7794 8 1 1 BB JUNK EMAIL 972 WARLOCK 6137 309
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677 17 19 1 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 CLEANING 7588 307
PAWN 9673 3 2 2 OUTLAWS 643 SKIN TICKET 8630 309
ANDREW JONES 5965 5 2 1 PURPLE PLATYPI 659 PAWN 9673 308 NONE
PERSONAL ADS
LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS
DIABETES was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COPYCAT was vanquished by REPETITIVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
LOCKE demolished LITHIUM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CLEANING was bested by XIAHOU DUN in a 3 minute veteran's Title contest.
SHOVELING overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TURNED OFF devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ROY ROGERS was devastated by PAY PER SECOND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SENSATIONALIZED overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FIRE WON'T START viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's fight.
FORMS overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven match.
FATTENING overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute brutal master's conflict.
BOOGER KING subdued M. CHARDINEE in a popular 6 minute bloody brawl.
HOME OF THE SLOPPER handily defeated WARLOCK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
4 HOUR GAMES overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
BIASED JUDGES savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
OVERGROWN was defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's bout.
MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
SUGAR LOW was handily defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LEAK overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
NOSY NEIGHBOR overcame VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute expert's duel.
NOISY NEIGHBOR devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
SHIFTED vanquished HACKED TO PIECES in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
CHAIN LETTER overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOT THE REAL THING was vanquished by LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LESS TASTE handily defeated OYAMI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BUY ME was overpowered by THE BLUE TOAD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HEART was beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute fight.
YOUR LAST NIGHT overpowered MISSED STOP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WARNING BELLS defeated THE RED SHORE in a 2 minute match.
PUSHY SALESMAN demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LONG LINES overpowered APES OF WRATH in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
TALK SHOW was overcome by TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 2 minute match.
SOAP OPERA devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RERUNS devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
INFOMERCIALS bested OSKSI NOBLE in a dull 6 minute bout.
JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KILL THE LYCAN handily defeated FIRST SCRATCH in a 1 minute uneven match.
LEMON overpowered ZEPHYR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MARS was overpowered by THE GREAT EVIL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.
BATTLE REPORT
MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS
|FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK 12 TOTAL PARRY 37 - 11 - 1 77 |
|AIMED BLOW 11 PARRY-LUNGE 70 - 21 - 1 77 |
|PARRY-LUNGE 8 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 7 - 0 73 |
|LUNGING ATTACK 8 STRIKING ATTACK 66 - 28 - 7 70 |
|TOTAL PARRY 4 BASHING ATTACK 107 - 54 - 1 66 |
|WALL OF STEEL 4 AIMED BLOW 85 - 63 - 3 57 |
|STRIKING ATTACK 3 LUNGING ATTACK 92 - 78 - 5 54 |
|PARRY-STRIKE 3 WALL OF STEEL 31 - 28 - 2 53 |
|SLASHING ATTACK 3 PARRY-RIPOSTE 4 - 5 - 0 44 |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 SLASHING ATTACK 12 - 21 - 1 36 |
Turn 310 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are:
PARRY-LUNGE 8 - 0 WALL OF STEEL 1 - 3 5 STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK 3 - 0 PARRY-RIPOSTE 0 - 0 3 AIMED BLOW
TOTAL PARRY 4 - 0 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 3 2 LUNGING ATTACK
PARRY-STRIKE 2 - 1 1 PARRY-LUNGE
LUNGING ATTACK 5 - 3
AIMED BLOW 6 - 5
BASHING ATTACK 6 - 6
TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE
FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME
STRIKING ATTACK HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586 12 5 0 176 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
AIMED BLOW FORMS 7540 13 2 0 135 BASH BROS DMV (924)
PARRY-LUNGE SHOVELING 8014 15 1 1 111 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
BASHING ATTACK PAY PER SECOND 6542 24 14 0 109 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
PARRY-STRIKE 4 HOUR GAMES 6579 16 5 0 99 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
LUNGING ATTACK CLEANING 7588 15 4 1 96 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
TOTAL PARRY BOOGER KING 6588 17 2 0 94 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
WALL OF STEEL NOT THE REAL THING 7762 11 4 0 49 BASH BROS BEER (966)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.
The overall popularity leader is MR RIGHT HANDED 6876. The most popular warrior this
turn was FIRE WON'T START 7590. The ten other most popular fighters were MELTING
FLOOD 8016, XIAHOU DUN 8784, SENSATIONALIZED 7683, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, BIASED
JUDGES 8153, HEART 8101, CLEANING 7588, FATTENING 6926, 4 HOUR GAMES 6579, and LEAK
7886.
The least popular fighter this week was INFOMERCIALS 9157. The other ten least
popular fighters were MARS 9674, ZEPHYR 9752, FIRST SCRATCH 8009, BUY ME 7791, OYAMI
8689, NOT THE REAL THING 7762, WARLOCK 6137, BOOGER KING 6588, LITHIUM 8234, and
DIABETES 6927.
The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:
COPYCAT (72-5854) OUTLAWS (643)
REPETITIVE (72-7684) BASH BROS NEWS (951)
CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS
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* * * * * MEMO * * * * *
From: The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To: All Managers
In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately. Managers may
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission. Each warrior may have
up to 15 favorite sayings. Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch,
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long. For any questions, please contact the
Gladiatorial Commission.
FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVIII
CONTENDERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
PERSEUS 1612 (95-83-2) 4 3 0 DEADLY RAGE II
FRESHMEN TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 (13-1-2) 6 3 0 BASH BROS FIREPLACE
TOO SHORT 6578 (31-17-3) 2 3 0 BASH BROS HAIRCUT
CHALLENGERS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
SPILLS 6855 (0-0-0) 6 3 0 BASH BROS THEATER
2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 (8-1-1) 4 3 0 BB SMART PHONE
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1) 0 3 0 BASH BROS FREEWAY
PARKING LOT 6868 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS FREEWAY
CHAMPIONS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
TIME BOMB 8204 (3-0-0) 4 3 0 KABOOMERS
LOLLYPOP 7873 (3-0-0) 2 3 0 SWEET TOOTH
REPETITIVE 7684 (18-4-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS NEWS
SENSATIONALIZED 7683 (13-6-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS NEWS
ADEPTS TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ARRANGED 7312 (8-1-2) 4 3 1 BASH BROS MARRIAGE
MELTING FLOOD 8016 (11-1-1) 3 3 0 BASH BROS SNOW
CONVENIENCE 7310 (9-2-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS MARRIAGE
INITIATES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
ETERNAL REST 8626 (4-0-0) 6 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 2
FLAME OUT 8205 (2-1-1) 4 4 0 KABOOMERS
BORROWS MONEY 8055 (2-0-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS BROTHER
TRUTH HURTS 8627 (2-1-0) 3 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 2
NOT NEWS 7687 (4-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS NEWS
PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 (5-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR
FLASHPOINT 8622 (2-3-0) 1 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 3
HUNTER WILDER 9496 (3-2-1) 1 3 0 DUCHY OF REN
POLLEN 6894 (5-1-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS SPRING
WANG YI 8775 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 DYNASTY WARRIORS
CATNIP 8203 (2-1-0) 0 3 0 KABOOMERS
PRIME CUT 8817 (1-4-0) 0 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 7
APPRENTICES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
WRINKLED 7830 (2-0-0) 4 3 0 DEAD BASH BROS SHEETS
DEATH RATTLE 8618 (1-0-0) 3 3 0 FEAR FACTORY 4
NOTHING ON 8219 (0-1-0) 3 3 0 BASH BROS CABLE
NONE 7314 (1-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS VALENTINE
MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 (2-2-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS BROTHER
NONSENSE 7320 (2-0-0) 1 3 0 BB MUSIC VIDEO
ROOKIES TOURNEY W L K TEAM NAME
NO ATTENDANT 9020 (0-0-0) 7 3 0 BASH BROS MOTEL
BIKES 8367 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS RAIL
HIDDEN FEES 8971 (0-0-0) 5 3 0 BASH BROS MORTGAGE
TERRIBLE FAVES 9316 (0-0-0) 3 3 0 BB PARRY STRIKER
GANGS 9069 (0-0-0) 2 3 0 BASH BROS CITY
COLD 8226 (0-0-0) 1 3 0 BASH BROS SHEETS
STINKY 8225 (0-0-0) 0 3 0 BASH BROS SHEETS