DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 02/02/2017    Duedate: 03/01/2017

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-310

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

XIAHOU DUN
DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
(72-8784) [11-16-0,120]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

HOME OF THE SLOPPER            YOUR LAST NIGHT
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)      FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
(72-6586) [12-5-0,176]         (72-9188) [3-2-0,54]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MR RIGHT HANDED                FIRE WON'T START
BASH BROS TIRES (796)          BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
(72-6876) [23-24-1,94]         (72-7590) [16-5-1,110]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BB DAYTIME TV (1207)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)      36
2. BB DAYTIME TV (1207)        22      BASH BROS CONDO (979)
3. BASH BROS CONDO (979)       20      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)    16
5. BASH BROS NEWS (951)        15      BB DAYTIME TV (1207)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1- 1*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)      1   0  0  100   1/ 2*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)     12  3 0
 2- 2 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     20   2  1 90.9   2/ 9*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  9  3 0
 3- 3*PBS KIDS (920)             7   1  1 87.5   3/ 1 OUTLAWS (643)             7  8 2
 4- 4*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  23   4  0 85.2   4/ 7 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      6  0 0
 5- 6 BASH BROS MLM (973)       25   5  1 83.3   5/ 8 BASH BROS GAS (989)       6  0 0
 6/ 8 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     25   5  1 83.3   6/ 3 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       6  2 0
 7/ 7 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  20   4  1 83.3   7/ 5 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     6  3 0
 8/ 5 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       23   5  1 82.1   8/ 6 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  5  1 0
 9- 9 CUB GREATS (1121)          9   2  0 81.8   9/10 BASH BROS BEER (966)      5  1 0
10/12 BASH BROS GAS (989)       22   5  1 81.5  10-11 BASH BROS MLM (973)       5  1 0
11/ 0 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  34   8  1 81.0  11/12 BASH BROS DMV (924)       4  2 0
12-11 BASH BROS BUS (821)       32   8  1 80.0  12- 4*BASH BROS FISHERMA (976)  4  2 0
13/13*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)      12   3  0 80.0  13/13 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     4  2 0
14/10 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  41  11  4 78.8  14-14*WILD WEST SHOW (1284)     4  6 0
15/14 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      37  10  0 78.7  15/19 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     4  7 0
16/15 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     51  15  2 77.3  16/25 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    3  0 0
17/ 0 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     37  11  1 77.1  17/28*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    3  2 0
18-16 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      19   6  1 76.0  18/31 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    3  4 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  37  12  0 75.5  19-15 BAD COMBOS (689)          2  0 1
20-19 BAD COMBOS (689)          33  12  3 73.3  20/ 0 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  2  0 0
21/18 BASH BROS BEER (966)      22   8  0 73.3  21-17 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    2  0 0
22/21*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  11   4  1 73.3  22/23*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  2  1 0
23/20 BASH BROS TREES (871)     41  16  1 71.9  23/16 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  2  1 0
24-22 BASH BROS DIAPER (793)    23   9  0 71.9  24/43 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   2  1 0
25-23 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       36  15  2 70.6  25/26 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  2  1 0
26/26 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    58  26  2 69.0  26/ 0 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     2  2 0
27/24*BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)   7   4  0 63.6  27-30*L IS FOR LIE (1270)       2  4 1
28/28 BASH BROS DMV (924)       22  13  0 62.9  28-33*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)   2  4 0
29/27 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     50  32  2 61.0  29-34*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)     1  0 0
30-29 MONGREL HORDE (680)       58  38  7 60.4  30-21 CUB GREATS (1121)         1  0 0
31-30*DUCHY OF REN (1257)        3   2  1 60.0  31-22*PBS KIDS (920)            1  0 0
32/31 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     19  14  0 57.6  32-20 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      1  0 0
33/32 DEADLY RAGE (158)        168 132  9 56.0  33-37*DUCHY OF REN (1257)       1  0 0
34/35 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)      9   8  0 52.9  34-35 BB REALITY SHOW (824)     1  0 0
35-34 X-POSSE (579)             61  59  1 50.8  35-41 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       1  1 1
36-36 ONE LETTER OFF (917)       7   8  0 46.7  36-40 BASH BROS BUS (821)       1  1 0
37-37 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     86 103  8 45.5  37/24 BASH BROS TREES (871)     1  2 0
38-38 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    47  62  2 43.1  38-29 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    1  2 0
39/46*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     3   4  0 42.9  39/44*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    1  2 0
40/39 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   55  78  2 41.4  40/42 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     1  2 0
41-40*WILD WEST SHOW (1284)      4   6  0 40.0  41-18 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       1  2 0
42/41 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     53  85  3 38.4  42/46 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     1  2 0
43/42 OUTLAWS (643)             88 143 12 38.1  43/27 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     1  2 0
44/44 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     32  54  1 37.2  44/32 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     1  4 0
45/49 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)     8  16  0 33.3  45-47*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     1  5 0
46/43*FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     3   6  0 33.3  46-48*I IS FOR INSECT (1267)    1  5 0
47-45*L IS FOR LIE (1270)        2   4  1 33.3  47-49*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)  1  5 0
48-47*G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)    2   4  0 33.3  48/50 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    0  3 0
49-48 FEAR FACTORY (1118)        5  12  2 29.4  49/51 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     0  3 0
50/50 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      2   8  0 20.0  50/45 DEADLY RAGE (158)         0  3 0
51/51 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     2   8  0 20.0  51-54 X-POSSE (579)             0  1 0
52-53*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)      1   5  0 16.7  52-38 TWISTED SISTERS (644)     0  1 0
53-54*I IS FOR INSECT (1267)     1   5  0 16.7  53-39 PURPLE PLATYPI (659)      0  1 0
54-52*K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)   1   5  0 16.7  54-53 MONGREL HORDE (680)       0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     I was going on vacation, see?  Surf, sun...  But what do those bums say?  "Hit 
the road, Debby Tonte.  DRAGONHEAD needs a spyreport."  Oh, well.  Too bad, OUTLAWS, 
but BB DAYTIME TV was just too good to be stopped.  FEAR FACTORY 18 had like a really 
albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 17th team!  I couldn't 
believe it.  Did FEAR FACTORY 16 really go up by 13?  If only those guys didn't have 
so may missing teeth...  Gross!  DYNASTY WARRIORS had like a really albendranius 
week!  Those hunks got a 1-0-0 and wound up as 24th team!  See if I even talk to any 
of those losers in BASH BROS TREES again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody 
musta won a lotta fights!  Really, just how far can one team drop in one round?  BASH 
BROS TRAIN dropped 16, which I think's more than all the other teams combined!  Wanna 
hear about a real loser?  Listen to this--COWBOY CROONERS got 0-1-0 and dropped 12.  
Didn't see much of them after the fights!  One team deserves special mention 'cause 
they moved up 7 after going 3-1-0.  Keep it up, BASH BROS NEW CAR!  MVP award for 
LETHAL DOSAGE?  FEAR FACTORY 16's proud of him after beating NOT THE REAL THING and 
getting 24 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  SUGAR LOW's match with M. CHARDINEE 
cost him a loss of 16 points!  Was that a tear I saw in XIAHOU DUN's eye, as he took 
over Duelmastership?  And wasn't CLEANING fit to be tied!  I hear the top team 
insists all their warriors get nine hours sleep.  They want photogenic fighters for 
PR photos.   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  OUTLAWS was DRAGONHEAD's most avoided team.  Is there some award 
for that?  I don't know what BASH BROS NEW CAR's been doing.  They certainly haven't 
been accepting many fights from OUTLAWS, that's fer sher.  Like, is WARLOCK popular, 
or what?  He was challenged the most in all of DRAGONHEAD!  He's got a 13-19-3, is 
that good?  For sure, I was holding my breath when I found out COPYCAT challenged 
REPETITIVE.  After all, haven't OUTLAWS and BASH BROS NEWS had a long standing duel 
in DRAGONHEAD?  It wasn't a spectacular fight, or anything, but REPETITIVE wants me 
to write about it since he bested COPYCAT.  Satisfied?   
     Man, all these warriors dying and killing each other!  Don't you guys ever give 
it a break?  Hey you guys, don't you think your families would like to hear from you? 
Write!  (Or have someone write for you.)  
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I know how much you like reading this stuff, but I really 
should stop.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 XIAHOU DUN 8784              11  16  0   120       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586     12   5  0   176       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
-UNREALITY 7016               16   0  0   148       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     13   2  0   136       BAD COMBOS (689)
 FORMS 7540                   13   2  0   135       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-BASES LOADED WALK 6582       11   1  0   122       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-LATE 7002                    17   1  0   118       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-STINKY 6864                  13   3  0   114       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 SHOVELING 8014               15   1  1   111       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 FATTENING 6926               14   2  0   111       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 FIRE WON'T START 7590        16   5  1   110       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
-UNDERDOG 6250                15   3  0   110       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683         14   6  0   110       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          24  14  0   109       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 TURNED OFF 7887              10   4  0   101       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 4 HOUR GAMES 6579            16   5  0    99       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-LAWN DART CATCHING 6308      10   4  2    97       BAD COMBOS (689)
 CLEANING 7588                15   4  1    96       BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
 LEAK 7886                    12   1  1    95       BASH BROS GAS (989)
-SKIN TICKET 8630              5   6  2    95       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         23  24  1    94       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 BOOGER KING 6588             17   2  0    94       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828          13   2  0    94       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-STEROID GAMES 6309            9   4  1    94       BAD COMBOS (689)
-AMWAY 7795                    9   1  1    93       BASH BROS MLM (973)
-FULCRUM 6122                 16   5  0    92       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 WARLOCK 6137                 13  19  3    92       OUTLAWS (643)
-ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154      9   1  1    92       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016           12   1  1    91       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ROY ROGERS 7836              16  33  0    90       COWBOY CROONERS (981)
-SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        12   7  1    90       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153           11   3  0    90       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
-HINT OF SLIME 7503            7   8  0    88       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
-DANIEL TIGER 7885             6   1  0    88       PBS KIDS (920)
 OVERGROWN 7263               24  12  0    84       BASH BROS TREES (871)
-SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            7   3  0    84       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 CHAIN LETTER 7793            10   0  0    83       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827           12   3  1    82       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 LOCKE 9363                   10   4  0    81       OUTLAWS (643)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012            9   5  0    81       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-ERNIE BANKS 8648              9   2  0    80       CUB GREATS (1121)
-RUDE DRIVER 7001             15   4  1    78       BASH BROS BUS (821)
-HERBALIFE 7796                9   1  0    78       BASH BROS MLM (973)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TOP DOG 6249                 11   8  0    77       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-GIGGLY JANE 5939             17  11  0    71       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 SUGAR LOW 6930               13   4  1    71       BASH BROS CANDY (806)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHIFTED 7941                  9   8  0    66       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 LESS TASTE 7764              11   4  0    62       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 LITHIUM 8234                 10  17  0    62       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-FISH STORY 7813               8   1  0    59       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-FULL AND HEAVY 6861          10   6  0    56       BASH BROS DIAPER (793)
 LETHAL DOSAGE 8862            6  11  0    56       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
 THE BLUE TOAD 8694            6   7  0    54       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          3   2  0    54       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-DRUNK 7812                    9   0  0    52       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 OYAMI 8689                    7   9  0    50       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762      11   4  0    49       BASH BROS BEER (966)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              8   4  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-NOT NEWS 7687                 4   0  0    47       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-VENUS DEE MILO 5720          12   5  0    45       X-POSSE (579)
-BEAR 6221                     7   4  1    44       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-STUPID CONTESTANT 7018        4   1  1    43       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583        10   6  0    41       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
-DIABETES 8099                 4   0  0    40       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-UNPREPARED 7811               6   3  0    38       BASH BROS FISHERMAN (976)
 HEART 8101                    3   4  0    37       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
-HUNTER WILDER 9496            3   2  1    35       DUCHY OF REN (1257)
 PUSHY SALESMAN 8007           2   1  0    35       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 LONG LINES 7537               7   8  0    34       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-DISCOVERY TOYS 7798           7   3  0    34       BASH BROS MLM (973)
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         3   6  0    34       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            5  10  0    33       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191       3   4  2    33       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-WANG YI 8775                  2   2  0    33       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
-THROUGH UR TEETH 9568         1   0  1    33       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
 WARNING BELLS 8011            4   0  1    31       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 SOAP OPERA 9160               2   1  0    31       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 RERUNS 9161                   3   0  0    30       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-SENTINEL-3 5782               6   6  0    29       X-POSSE (579)
 BUY ME 7791                   5   4  0    28       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-LU SU 8773                    2   1  0    28       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 MISSED STOP 8276              6   6  0    25       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 INFOMERCIALS 9157             3   0  0    25       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 TALK SHOW 9159                2   1  0    25       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 LEMON 8010                    4   0  0    24       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-VETALA 8672                   3   1  0    22       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-MAGIK 5917                    2   3  0    21       X-POSSE (579)
-HYACINTH 9549                 1   0  0    21       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
-ECLIPSE 8676                  2   2  0    20       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-ANTS IN YOUR PANTS 9552       1   0  0    20       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            2   8  0    19       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
 KILL THE LYCAN 8893           2   1  0    18       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-DEPUTY DOG 9435               0   3  0    17       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-JOEY 9560                     1   0  0    16       K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
 JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS 9158       2   1  0    15       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 THE GREAT EVIL 8797           1   0  0    15       BASH BROS CANDY (806)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 APES OF WRATH 8827            2   8  0    14       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-ROWDY YATES 9692              1   0  0    14       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-800 LB 9544                   1   0  0    13       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-BRISCO COUNTY JR 9688         2   0  0    12       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-TERMINAL 8655                 3   2  0    11       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
 MARS 9674                     2   3  1    10       OUTLAWS (643)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
-LET SLEEPING DOGS 9569        1   0  0    10       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-DEATH RATTLE 8618             1   0  0    10       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
-TERK 9542                     1   0  0     7       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-TERRIBLE HOST 7019            0   1  0     7       BB REALITY SHOW (824)
 FIRST SCRATCH 8009            1   3  0     6       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-LITTLE JOE 9689               1   1  0     4       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-VIRGO 9370                    1   1  0     4       TWISTED SISTERS (644)
-FESTUS HAGEN 9691             0   2  0     2       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-JOSH RANDALL 9690             0   2  0     2       WILD WEST SHOW (1284)
-CAPTAIN 9561                  0   1  0     1       K IS FOR KANGAROO (1269)
-NICK JOHNSON 5968             0   1  0     1       PURPLE PLATYPI (659)
-LIKE A RUG 9565               0   1  0     1       L IS FOR LIE (1270)
-MAGILLA 9541                  0   1  0     1       G IS FOR GORILLA (1265)
-SOCIAL BUTTERFLY 9554         0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-BEE'S KNEES 9550              0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
-BUG LIGHT 9553                0   1  0     1       I IS FOR INSECT (1267)
 ZEPHYR 9752                   0   1  0     1       OUTLAWS (643)
-LITTLE WHITE 9566             0   1  0     1       L IS FOR LIE (1270)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
DIABETES 6927           0  1 0 BASH BROS CANDY 806  SPYMASTER             310  NONE
PUT ON CHAINS 8013      7  4 0 BASH BROS SNOW 1014  LAWN DART CATCHI 6308 308   
419 7794                8  1 1 BB JUNK EMAIL 972    WARLOCK 6137          309   
DEADHOUSE GATES 8677   17 19 1 ON MY BOOKSHELF 1126 CLEANING 7588         307   
PAWN 9673               3  2 2 OUTLAWS 643          SKIN TICKET 8630      309   
ANDREW JONES 5965       5  2 1 PURPLE PLATYPI 659   PAWN 9673             308  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

DIABETES was butchered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
COPYCAT was vanquished by REPETITIVE in a 1 minute uneven Challenge battle.
LOCKE demolished LITHIUM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight.
CLEANING was bested by XIAHOU DUN in a 3 minute veteran's Title contest.
SHOVELING overpowered VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TURNED OFF devastated M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided duel.
ROY ROGERS was devastated by PAY PER SECOND in a 1 minute mismatched match.
SENSATIONALIZED overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute uneven melee.
FIRE WON'T START viciously subdued KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute expert's fight.
FORMS overpowered KHALHUMS DWARF in a 1 minute uneven match.
FATTENING overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED was bested by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute brutal master's conflict.
BOOGER KING subdued M. CHARDINEE in a popular 6 minute bloody brawl.
HOME OF THE SLOPPER handily defeated WARLOCK in a 1 minute uneven fight.
4 HOUR GAMES overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a action packed 1 minute uneven struggle.
BIASED JUDGES savagely defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 3 minute brawl.
OVERGROWN was defeated by VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute veteran's bout.
MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute gory bout.
SUGAR LOW was handily defeated by M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute mismatched competition.
LEAK overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a exciting 1 minute gory uneven fight.
NOSY NEIGHBOR overcame VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute expert's duel.
NOISY NEIGHBOR devastated VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute gory one-sided bout.
SHIFTED vanquished HACKED TO PIECES in a 2 minute gruesome one-sided match.
CHAIN LETTER overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
NOT THE REAL THING was vanquished by LETHAL DOSAGE in a 1 minute uneven bout.
LESS TASTE handily defeated OYAMI in a 1 minute uneven bout.
BUY ME was overpowered by THE BLUE TOAD in a 1 minute uneven competition.
HEART was beaten by THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 3 minute fight.
YOUR LAST NIGHT overpowered MISSED STOP in a 1 minute uneven duel.
WARNING BELLS defeated THE RED SHORE in a 2 minute match.
PUSHY SALESMAN demolished CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
LONG LINES overpowered APES OF WRATH in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
TALK SHOW was overcome by TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 2 minute match.
SOAP OPERA devastated CULT MEMBER in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
RERUNS devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
INFOMERCIALS bested OSKSI NOBLE in a dull 6 minute bout.
JUDGE JUDY RIPOFFS overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
KILL THE LYCAN handily defeated FIRST SCRATCH in a 1 minute uneven match.
LEMON overpowered ZEPHYR in a 1 minute uneven bout.
MARS was overpowered by THE GREAT EVIL in a 1 minute one-sided competition.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       37 -  11 -  1      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-LUNGE       70 -  21 -  1      77  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      19 -   7 -  0      73  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                   8         STRIKING ATTACK   66 -  28 -  7      70  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         BASHING ATTACK   107 -  54 -  1      66  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         AIMED BLOW        85 -  63 -  3      57  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                  3         LUNGING ATTACK    92 -  78 -  5      54  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     31 -  28 -  2      53  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      4 -   5 -  0      44  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    0         SLASHING ATTACK   12 -  21 -  1      36  |

Turn 310 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  0     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         5  STRIKING ATTACK
STRIKING ATTACK    3 -  0     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  0         3  AIMED BLOW     
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  0     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  3         2  LUNGING ATTACK 
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1                                       1  PARRY-LUNGE    
LUNGING ATTACK     5 -  3     
AIMED BLOW         6 -  5     
BASHING ATTACK     6 -  6     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  HOME OF THE SLOPPER 6586   12   5  0  176 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
AIMED BLOW       FORMS 7540                 13   2  0  135 BASH BROS DMV (924)
PARRY-LUNGE      SHOVELING 8014             15   1  1  111 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
BASHING ATTACK   PAY PER SECOND 6542        24  14  0  109 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
PARRY-STRIKE     4 HOUR GAMES 6579          16   5  0   99 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
LUNGING ATTACK   CLEANING 7588              15   4  1   96 BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
TOTAL PARRY      BOOGER KING 6588           17   2  0   94 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
WALL OF STEEL    NOT THE REAL THING 7762    11   4  0   49 BASH BROS BEER (966)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MR RIGHT HANDED 6876.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was FIRE WON'T START 7590.  The ten other most popular fighters were MELTING 
FLOOD 8016, XIAHOU DUN 8784, SENSATIONALIZED 7683, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, BIASED 
JUDGES 8153, HEART 8101, CLEANING 7588, FATTENING 6926, 4 HOUR GAMES 6579, and LEAK 
7886.

The least popular fighter this week was INFOMERCIALS 9157.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were MARS 9674, ZEPHYR 9752, FIRST SCRATCH 8009, BUY ME 7791, OYAMI 
8689, NOT THE REAL THING 7762, WARLOCK 6137, BOOGER KING 6588, LITHIUM 8234, and 
DIABETES 6927.

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

COPYCAT (72-5854) OUTLAWS (643)
REPETITIVE (72-7684) BASH BROS NEWS (951)

                                CHALLENGES AND AVOIDS

To clarify:  You issue Challenges to warriors, but Avoid teams.  
To Challenge, write that warrior's name and ID# in the space provided. 
To Avoid, write the team's name and Team ID in that space. 
Make sure you include the ID!

                             * * * * *   MEMO  * * * * *

From:       The Office of Accurate Census Reporting, Gladiatorial Commission
To:         All Managers

In the interest of preserving our natural resources and preventing managerial writer's 
cramp, the census form has been eliminated, effective immediately.  Managers may 
register their warriors' races and/or favorite sayings by simply writing them on a 
separate piece of paper and submitting them to the Commission.  Each warrior may have 
up to 15 favorite sayings.  Each saying must be categorized Jeer, Gloat, Boredom, Ouch, 
Victory and may be up to 70 characters long.  For any questions, please contact the 
Gladiatorial Commission. 

                 FACE-TO-FACE TOURNEY LVIII

CONTENDERS TOURNEY                     W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
PERSEUS 1612 (95-83-2)                 4  3  0         DEADLY RAGE II       

FRESHMEN TOURNEY                       W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
CLOGGED CHIMNEY 7589 (13-1-2)          6  3  0         BASH BROS FIREPLACE  
TOO SHORT 6578 (31-17-3)               2  3  0         BASH BROS HAIRCUT    

CHALLENGERS TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
SPILLS 6855 (0-0-0)                    6  3  0         BASH BROS THEATER    
2 YEAR CONTRACT 6552 (8-1-1)           4  3  0         BB SMART PHONE       
CONSTRUCTION ZONE 6867 (8-0-1)         0  3  0         BASH BROS FREEWAY    
PARKING LOT 6868 (0-0-0)               0  3  0         BASH BROS FREEWAY    

CHAMPIONS TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
TIME BOMB 8204 (3-0-0)                 4  3  0         KABOOMERS            
LOLLYPOP 7873 (3-0-0)                  2  3  0         SWEET TOOTH          
REPETITIVE 7684 (18-4-0)               1  3  0         BASH BROS NEWS       
SENSATIONALIZED 7683 (13-6-0)          0  3  0         BASH BROS NEWS       

ADEPTS TOURNEY                         W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ARRANGED 7312 (8-1-2)                  4  3  1         BASH BROS MARRIAGE   
MELTING FLOOD 8016 (11-1-1)            3  3  0         BASH BROS SNOW       
CONVENIENCE 7310 (9-2-0)               1  3  0         BASH BROS MARRIAGE   

INITIATES TOURNEY                      W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
ETERNAL REST 8626 (4-0-0)              6  3  0         FEAR FACTORY 2       
FLAME OUT 8205 (2-1-1)                 4  4  0         KABOOMERS            
BORROWS MONEY 8055 (2-0-0)             3  3  0         BASH BROS BROTHER    
TRUTH HURTS 8627 (2-1-0)               3  3  0         FEAR FACTORY 2       
NOT NEWS 7687 (4-0-0)                  2  3  0         BASH BROS NEWS       
PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 (5-0-0)       2  3  0         BASH BROS RENTAL CAR 
FLASHPOINT 8622 (2-3-0)                1  3  0         FEAR FACTORY 3       
HUNTER WILDER 9496 (3-2-1)             1  3  0         DUCHY OF REN         
POLLEN 6894 (5-1-0)                    1  3  0         BASH BROS SPRING     
WANG YI 8775 (2-2-0)                   1  3  0         DYNASTY WARRIORS     
CATNIP 8203 (2-1-0)                    0  3  0         KABOOMERS            
PRIME CUT 8817 (1-4-0)                 0  3  0         FEAR FACTORY 7       

APPRENTICES TOURNEY                    W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
WRINKLED 7830 (2-0-0)                  4  3  0  DEAD   BASH BROS SHEETS     
DEATH RATTLE 8618 (1-0-0)              3  3  0         FEAR FACTORY 4       
NOTHING ON 8219 (0-1-0)                3  3  0         BASH BROS CABLE      
NONE 7314 (1-0-0)                      2  3  0         BASH BROS VALENTINE  
MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 (2-2-0)            1  3  0         BASH BROS BROTHER    
NONSENSE 7320 (2-0-0)                  1  3  0         BB MUSIC VIDEO       

ROOKIES TOURNEY                        W  L  K         TEAM NAME            
NO ATTENDANT 9020 (0-0-0)              7  3  0         BASH BROS MOTEL      
BIKES 8367 (0-0-0)                     5  3  0         BASH BROS RAIL       
HIDDEN FEES 8971 (0-0-0)               5  3  0         BASH BROS MORTGAGE   
TERRIBLE FAVES 9316 (0-0-0)            3  3  0         BB PARRY STRIKER     
GANGS 9069 (0-0-0)                     2  3  0         BASH BROS CITY       
COLD 8226 (0-0-0)                      1  3  0         BASH BROS SHEETS     
STINKY 8225 (0-0-0)                    0  3  0         BASH BROS SHEETS