DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 05/25/2017    Duedate: 06/21/2017

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-314

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

WARLOCK
OUTLAWS (643)
(72-6137) [16-20-5,137]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

WARLOCK                        ETERNAL REST
OUTLAWS (643)                  FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
(72-6137) [16-20-5,137]        (72-8626) [7-1-0,91]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MR RIGHT HANDED                BIASED JUDGES
BASH BROS TIRES (796)          BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
(72-6876) [25-26-1,105]        (72-8153) [12-3-0,97]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BASH BROS SPRING (799)      33
2. BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)    31BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
3. BB DAYTIME TV (1207)        30      Unchartered Team
4. BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)    21
5. FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)       20      BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)       6   0  0  100   1/ 1 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     6  0 0
 2/ 2*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882)   4   0  0  100   2/ 5 BASH BROS DMV (924)       6  3 0
 3/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)     1   0  0  100   3/ 7*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  6  4 0
 4/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)     1   0  0  100   4/ 3 OUTLAWS (643)             6  9 3
 5/ 0 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  22   4  1 84.6   5/ 9 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      5  1 0
 6/ 0*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   11   2  0 84.6   6/ 2 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  5  1 0
 7/ 4 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  29   6  2 82.9   7/19 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  4  0 0
 8/ 3 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  41   9  1 82.0   8/10 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  4  0 0
 9- 6 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       24   6  1 80.0   9/20*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  4  0 0
10/14*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)   8   2  0 80.0  10/ 6 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   4  2 0
11/ 7 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     59  15  2 79.7  11/ 4*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     4  2 0
12/ 8 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  46  12  4 79.3  12/13 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     3  0 0
13/ 5 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     30   8  1 78.9  13/16 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  3  0 0
14- 9 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     41  11  1 78.8  14/17 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     3  0 0
15/10 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      42  12  0 77.8  15/14 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  3  1 0
16/12 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  41  12  0 77.4  16/12 BASH BROS GAS (989)       3  3 0
17/11 BASH BROS GAS (989)       27   8  1 77.1  17/11 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     3  3 0
18/13 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     32  10  1 76.2  18/25*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)      3  4 1

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)   9   3  1 75.0  19-15 BASH BROS TREES (871)     2  0 0
20/19 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    14   5  0 73.7  20/26*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882)  2  0 0
21-15 BASH BROS TREES (871)     44  16  1 73.3  21/27*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)      2  0 0
22-16*BB CHICK FLICK (923)       7   3  1 70.0  22/ 0 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  2  0 0
23/18 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  11   5  0 68.8  23-21*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)     2  0 0
24/20 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    59  29  2 67.0  24/29 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     2  0 0
25/26*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)      16   9  1 64.0  25- 8 BASH BROS CANDY (806)     2  0 0
26/21 BASH BROS BEER (966)      24  14  0 63.2  26/22 DEADLY RAGE (158)         2  1 1
27/ 0 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  24  14  0 63.2  27/24*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     2  1 0
28/22*FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     12   7  0 63.2  28/41 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    2  1 0
29/23 BASH BROS DMV (924)       29  17  0 63.0  29/ 0 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  2  2 0
30/25 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     23  14  0 62.2  30/18 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     2  5 0
31/24*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  18  11  1 62.1  31/ 0*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   1  0 0
32/28 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     13   8  0 61.9  32/ 0*KABOOMERS (1048)          1  0 0
33/27 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     52  34  2 60.5  33/ 0 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       1  0 0
34-29*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)      3   2  0 60.0  34/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)    1  0 0
35/ 0*KABOOMERS (1048)           8   6  1 57.1  35/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)    1  0 0
36/30 DEADLY RAGE (158)        170 136 10 55.6  36/ 0 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)     1  0 0
37/ 0 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)     71  67  5 51.4  37-30 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       1  1 0
38/31 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   61  83  2 42.4  38/40*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  1  1 0
39/32 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     54  88  3 38.0  39/34 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     1  2 0
40/33 OUTLAWS (643)             95 156 15 37.8  40/35 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    1  2 0
41/34 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     36  60  1 37.5  41/32 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    1  2 0
42/ 0 FEAR FACTORY (1118)        6  12  2 33.3  42/33 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     1  2 0
43/35*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     3   6  0 33.3  43/23 BASH BROS BEER (966)      1  5 0
44/37*FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      5  11  0 31.3  44/36 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    0  3 0
45/38 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     4  13  0 23.5  45/31 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     0  3 0
46/39 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      4  14  0 22.2  46/ 0*CADAVER CASSEROLE (326)   0  2 0
47/40 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     2  16  0 11.1  47/39*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    0  1 0
48/ 0*CADAVER CASSEROLE (326)    0   2  0  0.0  48/ 0*FTF '96 (325)             0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters.  Look on my work, ye mighty, 
and despair!  Managers were muttering after BASH BROS MARRIAGE showed DRAGONHEAD what 
they could do:  2-0-0 to move up by 12.  Perhaps it is BASH BROS BROTHER members' 
intannibility that enabled them to move from 20th to 9th last week...  (Less time in 
the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BASH BROS SPRING blew up 
the rankings to 13!  The boys at VAR'S FAV BARS aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we 
all know and love, after suffering a 12 drop last week.  Practice pays for POLLEN, 
who pummelled WANG YI, to pocket 20 points.  Win some, lose some.  Speaking of which, 
POLLEN was winsome, after beating WANG YI and seeing him lose 17 points.  The arena 
was more crowded than usual this time, as BOOGER KING faced DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster.  
BOOGER KING found out that DRAGONHEAD isn't a democracy.  You've gotta be the best to 
be Duelmaster here!  Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD is taking speech lessons to 
try to bore their opponent to death.  I'll bet it works.   
     My mother wished me to avoid conflict, and seek the gentle trade of Spyreporter. 
But warriors aren't supposed to avoid fights!  To quell some nasty rumors, the guys 
in OUTLAWS are not carrying any incurable diseases.  No need to avoid 'em.  As a 
woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BASH BROS NEW CAR, so did that sorry 
team shy from OUTLAWS If challenges were horses, LOCKE could open up a fast food 
joint!  As a confidence booster, FIRE WON'T START challenged LOCKE, down 44 points.  
Do you also slay vicious rodents in your spare time, FIRE WON'T START?  FIRE WON'T 
START beat LOCKE with a point difference of 44.  So this is what DRAGONHEAD calls a 
duel.  This will make an interesting tale.  Take heed DRAGONHEAD, of the unprincipled 
action of NONSENSE.  By challenging ENTROPY, 21 points below him, NONSENSE besmirches 
the noble art of dueling.  Warriors of DRAGONHEAD!  Do you wish your reputations 
tainted by the base challenge of NONSENSE?   
     Is there life after death?  Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after 
life!  More than one waitress at The Dripping Blade was spilling more drinks than 
usual last week, as HELLKNIGHT's early demise became known.  What will OUTLAWS do???  
Fair play must not be a credo of OUTLAWS, as WARLOCK permanently removed CLOSES EARLY 
of BASH BROS DMV from the competition in a mismatched fight.  Charity is unknown in 
DRAGONHEAD, and rightly so.  BB DAYTIME TV exacted their revenge against OUTLAWS.  
Ask not for whom the sword slashes; it slashes for thee.   
     Leave me now, you base fools!  As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my 
control, I must take my leave of this place.  Like a mixed metaphor, and an overtaxed 
simile, I now bid DRAGONHEAD farewell-- Novgorodny Vir  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 WARLOCK 6137                 16  20  5   137       OUTLAWS (643)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 SHOVELING 8014               19   1  1   125       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683         17   6  0   122       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 SKIN TICKET 8630              6   6  2   111       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         25  26  1   105       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016           16   1  1   104       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 TRASH 6840                   10   1  0   104       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 SHIFTED 7941                 13   8  0   102       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 TURNED OFF 7887              13   5  0   101       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154     10   1  1   100       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153           12   3  0    97       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 CONVENIENCE 7310             11   2  0    97       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 BOOGER KING 6588             20   3  0    95       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          25  17  0    94       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 LITHIUM 8234                 12  19  1    93       DEADLY RAGE (158)
-SUGAR LOW 6930               15   4  1    91       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
 ETERNAL REST 8626             7   1  0    91       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 RAIN 6893                     8   1  0    88       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 ARRANGED 7312                10   1  2    86       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 TRUTH HURTS 8627              5   2  0    84       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
-TAX PENALTY 7311              8   3  0    83       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828          15   4  0    82       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-CHAIN LETTER 7793            10   1  0    82       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012            9   5  0    81       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827           15   4  1    80       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 LEAK 7886                    14   3  1    76       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 LOCKE 9363                   10   8  0    76       OUTLAWS (643)
 OYAMI 8689                   10  10  0    73       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-LITTLE CHAOS 5527            10  10  0    72       ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)
 CRIMSON ICE 5529             14  11  1    69       ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POLLEN 6894                   6   2  0    60       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 MISSED STOP 8276             10   6  0    59       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
-PPV 6569                      8   4  0    59       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 HEART 8101                    6   5  0    58       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 LONG LINES 7537               9   9  0    57       BASH BROS DMV (924)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 FLASHPOINT 8622               5   4  0    55       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
-CLICHE 7533                   4   1  0    55       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762      11   8  0    53       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          3   4  0    53       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570    10   2  1    51       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-TIME BOMB 8204                3   0  0    51       KABOOMERS (1048)
 BORROWS MONEY 8055            4   0  0    50       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
-DEATH RATTLE 8618             3   1  0    50       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              8   4  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DIABETES 8099                 5   0  0    49       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 RERUNS 9161                   4   3  1    49       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 FLAME OUT 8205                3   1  1    49       KABOOMERS (1048)
 THE BLUE TOAD 8694            6   8  0    47       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 LESS TASTE 7764              13   6  0    46       BASH BROS BEER (966)
-FREE TRIAL 6573              10   1  0    46       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 WARNING BELLS 8011            6   2  1    46       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029      6   1  0    46       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583        10   6  0    41       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052           4   2  0    41       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 POTTY BREAK 6838              7   4  0    39       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 WANG YI 8775                  4   4  0    39       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 NOT NEWS 7687                 6   2  0    38       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 NONSENSE 7320                 4   0  0    37       BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)
-BUY ME 7791                   6   4  0    36       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 FIRE STARTER 8061             6   1  0    35       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
 TALK SHOW 9159                4   3  0    35       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 FIRST SCRATCH 8009            3   5  0    34       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         4   9  0    33       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            6  13  0    31       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            4  10  0    31       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-SOAP OPERA 9160               2   1  0    31       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 NONE 7314                     3   0  0    29       BASH BROS VALENTINE (882)
-LOUSY MUSIC 7319              2   0  0    27       BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)
-INFOMERCIALS 9157             3   0  0    25       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 LEMON 8010                    6   2  0    23       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-CATNIP 8203                   2   1  0    23       KABOOMERS (1048)
 NOTHING ON 8219               2   1  0    22       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            5   6  0    21       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 ROAD KILL 8272                2   1  0    21       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-EXPENSIVE DINNER 7317         1   0  0    21       BASH BROS VALENTINE (882)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            2  12  0    18       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        3   2  1    17       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
-BLACKNESS 5744                2   1  0    17       ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)
 STUPID PEOPLE 7539            2   0  0    15       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-THE GREAT EVIL 8797           1   0  0    15       BASH BROS CANDY (806)
-NO PLOT 7531                  3   2  1    12       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 SEVERA LE DOUX 9775           1   0  0    10       FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)
 IVORY ONYX 9747               1   0  0    10       FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)
 FINGER FOOD 2956              0   1  0     7       CADAVER CASSEROLE (326)
 TURTLE MAN 2954               0   1  0     7       FTF '96 (325)
-LAZY 9825                     1   0  0     6       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 ENTROPY 9822                  1   1  0     6       OUTLAWS (643)
-GLYSA 5745                    1   2  0     5       ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)
 INTESTINO'S 2958              0   1  0     5       CADAVER CASSEROLE (326)
 LOKI 9821                     0   2  0     2       OUTLAWS (643)
-LOSER 1 9368                  0   1  0     1       KABOOMERS (1048)
-CLOSES EARLY 7536             0   1  0     1       BASH BROS DMV (924)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLOSES EARLY 9621       1  1 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    WARLOCK 6137          314   
FORMS 7540             14  3 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    WARLOCK 6137          312   
PUSHY SALESMAN 8007     3  2 0 BASH BROS NEW C 1013 LITHIUM 8234          312   
JUDGE JUDY RIPOF 9158   3  2 0 BB DAYTIME TV 1207   HELLKNIGHT 9789       312  JUST REVENGED
HELLKNIGHT 9789         2  1 1 OUTLAWS 643          RERUNS 9161           314   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

RERUNS butchered HELLKNIGHT in a 1 minute mismatched Bloodfeud fight.
CLOSES EARLY was viciously butchered by WARLOCK in a 1 minute Bloodfeud Title battle.
FIRE WON'T START overpowered LOCKE in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge duel.
BOOGER KING was viciously subdued by XIAHOU DUN in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
NONSENSE devastated ENTROPY in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge duel.
NOTHING ON devastated LOKI in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge match.
LITHIUM was handily defeated by HOME OF THE SLOPPER in a 1 minute uneven fight.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven duel.
MR RIGHT HANDED vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute uneven fight.
TRASH overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a action packed 1 minute gory one-sided fight.
SKIN TICKET overpowered PAY PER SECOND in a 1 minute one-sided match.
4 HOUR GAMES devastated TRUTH HURTS in a 1 minute mismatched conflict.
SENSATIONALIZED subdued ROY ROGERS in a 2 minute master's match.
MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute master's conflict.
TURNED OFF overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven struggle.
SHOVELING overcame KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute bloody bout.
SHIFTED devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
ETERNAL REST overpowered HEART in a 1 minute one-sided match.
ARRANGED handily defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute mismatched competition.
LEAK was narrowly defeated by KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 3 minute veteran's duel.
CONVENIENCE vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
NOISY NEIGHBOR was luckily beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory match.
NOSY NEIGHBOR defeated M. CHARDINEE in a exciting 1 minute duel.
RAIN savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a popular 2 minute gory duel.
BIASED JUDGES savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 3 minute veteran's melee.
LESS TASTE was beaten by CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute veteran vs. amateur upset fray.
CRIMSON ICE beat YOUR LAST NIGHT in a 2 minute gory fight.
OYAMI vanquished NOT THE REAL THING in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
HACKED TO PIECES was overpowered by PITCH FOR INSURANCE in a 2 minute one-sided match.
LONG LINES defeated THE BLUE TOAD in a 2 minute bout.
NOT NEWS was beaten by FLAME OUT in a action packed 1 minute bout.
POLLEN demolished WANG YI in a popular 1 minute bloody uneven contest.
POTTY BREAK was savagely defeated by FLASHPOINT in a crowd pleasing 3 minute match.
MISSED STOP handily defeated FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
BORROWS MONEY demolished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
DIABETES vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
FIRE STARTER unbelievably bested OSKSI NOBLE in a unpopular 9 minute bout.
MAKESMELOOKBAD savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a action packed 2 minute competition.
WARNING BELLS overpowered AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute gruesome uneven battle.
TOMMYKNOCKERS was bested by FIRST SCRATCH in a 2 minute bloody match.
LEMON was vanquished by DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
TALK SHOW devastated OSKSI NOBLE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
ROAD KILL overcame THE RED SHORE in a exciting 2 minute conflict.
NONE overpowered EMBEZZLING SCRIBE in a 1 minute one-sided fight.
SHOPPING CART was overpowered by APES OF WRATH in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
STUPID PEOPLE overcame INTESTINO'S in a 1 minute amateur's bout.
IVORY ONYX vanquished TURTLE MAN in a 1 minute one-sided match.
SEVERA LE DOUX handily defeated FINGER FOOD in a 1 minute one-sided bout.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  13         PARRY-LUNGE       69 -  18 -  1      79  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 11         TOTAL PARRY       27 -   9 -  0      75  |
|AIMED BLOW                      10         STRIKING ATTACK   54 -  23 -  3      70  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  11 -  1      62  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  8         BASHING ATTACK    81 -  52 -  0      61  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   8         AIMED BLOW        73 -  55 -  1      57  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      4         LUNGING ATTACK    71 -  75 -  4      49  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    4         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  23 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  31 -  2      38  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      2 -   6 -  0      25  |

Turn 314 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-STRIKE       3 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     6 -  7         5  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK   10 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  3         2  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-LUNGE        7 -  1     PARRY-RIPOSTE      0 -  3         1  SLASHING ATTACK
TOTAL PARRY        3 -  1                                       1  PARRY-STRIKE   
AIMED BLOW         6 -  4                                       1  BASHING ATTACK 
SLASHING ATTACK    4 -  4                                       1  TOTAL PARRY    
BASHING ATTACK     4 -  4     

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
PARRY-LUNGE      SHOVELING 8014             19   1  1  125 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
STRIKING ATTACK  TRASH 6840                 10   1  0  104 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
BASHING ATTACK   ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154   10   1  1  100 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
TOTAL PARRY      BIASED JUDGES 8153         12   3  0   97 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
LUNGING ATTACK   RAIN 6893                   8   1  0   88 BASH BROS SPRING (799)
AIMED BLOW       NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827         15   4  1   80 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
SLASHING ATTACK  CRIMSON ICE 5529           14  11  1   69 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)
WALL OF STEEL    NOT THE REAL THING 7762    11   8  0   53 BASH BROS BEER (966)
PARRY-STRIKE     RERUNS 9161                 4   3  1   49 BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    POTTY BREAK 6838            7   4  0   39 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MR RIGHT HANDED 6876.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was BIASED JUDGES 8153.  The ten other most popular fighters were LEAK 7886, 
FLASHPOINT 8622, ROAD KILL 8272, MELTING FLOOD 8016, RAIN 6893, MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052, 
MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, TRASH 6840, YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188, and THE RED SHORE 9180.

The least popular fighter this week was FIRE STARTER 8061.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were FINGER FOOD 2956, TURTLE MAN 2954, SHOPPING CART 6836, LEMON 
8010, HACKED TO PIECES 8847, NOT THE REAL THING 7762, HEART 8101, TRUTH HURTS 8627, 
PAY PER SECOND 6542, and LITHIUM 8234.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SHOVELING (72-8014) BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

4 HOUR GAMES (72-6579) BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
HOME OF THE SLOPPER (72-6586) BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
FIRE WON'T START (72-7590) BASH BROS FIREPLACE (934)
ROY ROGERS (72-7836) COWBOY CROONERS (981)
XIAHOU DUN (72-8784) DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)

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  Armsilbar liked being Master of the Stronghold Academy, all except for one part.

He had to talk to Sheila Greywand at least once a week, usually oftener.  She was 
getting more erratic.  More chaotic.  That would be the effect of the Grey Wand.  It 
was a powerful chaotic artifact, and she kept it with her always.  She had turned his 
predecessor into a frog--or 164 frogs--and then summoned all the members of the 
Academy to a frog-leg dinner.  That had been, ah, bad.  Yes, very bad.
     But here he was entering her chambers.  With, well, it couldn't be called GOOD 
news.  And the look she turned on him--she was in an orcish mood today, all scowling 
black brows and bared fangs--that made him nervous.  But some things had to be done.  
He cleared his throat, which seemed to have a frog in it, and said, "It's about the 
next tourney prize, Lady.  I know it's more than two months away, but this isn't too 
soon to start thinking of some new, exciting prize--"
     "I have no intention of thinking about 'new, exciting prizes'," she snapped.  Or 
was that a snarl?  "These managers are getting above themselves.  They act like I 
created the arena system for their amusement!  There will be one standard prize for 
all the tourneys.  Just one."
     He had a horrible vision of all the managers walking out in a mass.  Perhaps it 
wouldn't be that bad, but it wouldn't be good.  And if he said the wrong thing, well, 
the next frog-leg dinner might be him. "Er, ah, perhaps a specific prize for each 
tourney--a spring prize, a summer prize, and so on?  The managers expect--"
     She exploded.  A literal explosion, the force of the blast blew his hair off.  
She said several things in an obsolete dialect of orcish.  He stepped backward, then 
again.  The blast had blown the door open behind him.  If he could make it out before 
something else happened--
     "Ribbit!  Ribbit!"