DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 06/22/2017    Duedate: 07/19/2017

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-315

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

BOOGER KING
BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
(72-6588) [21-3-0,103]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

TURBULENT BILLIARDS            DANIEL TIGER
BAD COMBOS (689)               PBS KIDS (920)
(72-6306) [14-2-0,151]         (72-7885) [7-1-0,106]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

MR RIGHT HANDED                CONVENIENCE
BASH BROS TIRES (796)          BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
(72-6876) [26-26-1,107]        (72-7310) [12-2-0,101]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. BAD COMBOS (689)            27
2. BASH BROS CONDO (979)       26BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
3. RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)         23      Unchartered Team
4. FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)      19
5. PBS KIDS (920)              18       (-1)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 4*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)     2   0  0  100   1/ 9*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  6  0 0
 2/ 3*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)     2   0  0  100   2/ 7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  6  1 0
 3/ 0*PBS KIDS (920)             8   1  1 88.9   3/ 2 BASH BROS DMV (924)       6  2 0
 4/ 1*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)       7   1  0 87.5   4/ 4 OUTLAWS (643)             6  9 1
 5/ 6*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   12   2  0 85.7   5- 3*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  5  1 0
 6/10*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  10   2  0 83.3   6/ 1 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     5  1 0
 7/ 2*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882)   5   1  0 83.3   7/24 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     5  1 0
 8/ 8 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  42   9  1 82.4   8/15 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  4  1 0
 9/ 5 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  23   5  1 82.1   9/ 6 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  4  1 0
10/ 7 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  31   7  2 81.6  10/ 5 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      4  2 0
11/13 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     32   8  1 80.0  11/12 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     3  0 0
12- 9 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       24   6  1 80.0  12/14 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     3  0 0
13-12 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  46  12  4 79.3  13/20*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882)  3  1 0
14/11 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     60  16  2 78.9  14/21*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)      3  1 0
15/19*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  11   3  1 78.6  15/22 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  3  1 0
16-16 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  41  12  0 77.4  16/38*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  3  1 0
17/15 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      43  13  0 76.8  17/10 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   3  2 0
18/18 BASH BROS CABLE (736)     35  11  1 76.1  18/28 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    3  2 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/17 BASH BROS GAS (989)       28   9  1 75.7  19/17 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     3  3 0
20-21 BASH BROS TREES (871)     44  16  1 73.3  20/16 BASH BROS GAS (989)       3  3 0
21/ 0 BAD COMBOS (689)          35  13  3 72.9  21/11 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     3  3 0
22/23 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  13   5  0 72.2  22/29 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  3  5 0
23/20 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    15   6  0 71.4  23/35*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)    2  0 0
24-22*BB CHICK FLICK (923)       7   3  1 70.0  24- 8 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934)  2  0 0
25/ 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       37  16  2 69.8  25/31*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   2  0 0
26/24 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    59  30  2 66.3  26/34*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)    2  0 0
27/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    122  64  6 65.6  27/33 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       2  0 0
28/26 BASH BROS BEER (966)      26  14  0 65.0  28-13 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)  2  0 0
29-25*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)      16   9  1 64.0  29/27 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     2  1 0
30/29 BASH BROS DMV (924)       30  17  0 63.8  30/40 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    2  1 0
31/32 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     14   8  0 63.6  31/39 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     2  1 0
32/30 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     24  14  0 63.2  32/ 0 BAD COMBOS (689)          2  1 0
33-31*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)  18  11  1 62.1  33/42 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     2  1 0
34/28 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     13   8  0 61.9  34-18*BB DAYTIME TV (1207)      2  2 1
35/33 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     53  34  2 60.9  35/43 BASH BROS BEER (966)      2  4 0
36-34*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)      3   2  0 60.0  36/30 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     2  5 0
37/27 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  25  17  0 59.5  37/ 0 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      1  0 0
38-35*KABOOMERS (1048)           8   6  1 57.1  38/ 0*PBS KIDS (920)            1  0 0
39/36 DEADLY RAGE (158)        170 137 10 55.4  39-19 BASH BROS TREES (871)     1  0 0
40/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          47  39  0 54.7  40-32*KABOOMERS (1048)          1  0 0
41-37 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)     71  67  5 51.4  41-23*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)     1  0 0
42/ 0 ONE LETTER OFF (917)       8   8  0 50.0  42-36 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)     1  0 0
43/ 0 X-POSSE (579)             61  64  1 48.8  43/47*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    1  1 1
44/38 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   61  84  2 42.1  44-37 BB JUNK EMAIL (972)       1  1 0
45/43*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     4   6  1 40.0  45/ 0 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       1  1 0
46-39 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     54  88  3 38.0  46/26 DEADLY RAGE (158)         1  2 0
47/40 OUTLAWS (643)             97 159 15 37.9  47/41 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    1  2 0
48/41 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     37  61  1 37.8  48/ 0*NEW WORLD (1299)          1  4 0
49/42 FEAR FACTORY (1118)        7  12  2 36.8  49/ 0 X-POSSE (579)             0  5 0
50/44 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      6  11  0 35.3  50/44 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    0  3 0
51/45 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     5  13  0 27.8  51-45 COWBOY CROONERS (981)     0  2 0
52/46 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      5  14  0 26.3  52-46*CADAVER CASSEROLE (326)   0  2 0
53/ 0*NEW WORLD (1299)           1   4  0 20.0  53-48*FTF '96 (325)             0  1 0
54/47 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     2  17  0 10.5  54/ 0 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     0  1 0
55-48*CADAVER CASSEROLE (326)    0   2  0  0.0  55/ 0 NL CENTRAL (783)          0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Ready for some action-packed adventure, some thrills, chills and spills?  Well 
fergit it, cause this is the Spyreport for DRAGONHEAD.  Like, BASH BROS SNOW had to 
be so embarrassed when they got kicked off #1 spot by BASH BROS BROTHER!  Way to go 
BASH BROS BROTHER!  I couldn't believe it.  Did BASH BROS CABLE really go up by 17?  
If only those guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  BASH BROS RENTAL CAR 
had like a really albendranius week!  Those hunks got a 2-0-0 and wound up as 16th 
team!  I couldn't believe it.  Did FEAR FACTORY 29 really go up by 12?  If only those 
guys didn't have so may missing teeth...  Gross!  See if I even talk to any of those 
losers in DEADLY RAGE again!  Didja see where they got 0-1-0?  Somebody musta won a 
lotta fights!  MVP award for FULCRUM?  RUSSIAN BIRDS' proud of it after beating 
MELTING FLOOD and getting 23 points.  Talk about yer major upsets!  POOR SIGNAL 
STRENGTH's match with HACKED TO PIECES cost him a loss of 14 points!  Like BASH BROS 
FAST FOOD's BOOGER KING is sweating since he got challenged by Duelmaster WARLOCK!  
And I was just getting used to the ex-Duelmaster's habit of...(!)  Oh well, welcome 
BOOGER KING.  Aren't BASH BROS FAST FOOD proud.  (Oh, my.) Is the Duelmaster really 
being a real snob to his teammates?  Don't ask me!   
     I gotta admit I haven't been in "deep con caves" with any spies.  Really, I just 
wing this stuff.  The warriors of OUTLAWS must be getting lonely.  They were the most 
avoided team.  Do you guys know something that I don't?  Is there some deep dark 
secret why BASH BROS ROADSIDE's been avoiding OUTLAWS so much?  Or is it just that 
they're too scared?  Can OUTLAWS' LOKI be more popular than me?  He was challenged 
the most, but is that really the same?  ROAD KILL must not be a good enough fighter 
to get in fair fights.  He challenged ENTROPY.  15 is a big difference.  (Well, 
that's what they tell me.) I thought ROAD KILL showed great skill and promise when he 
lost to ENTROPY.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     What does a fighter fight for?  I mean, the crowds don't give a hoot if someone 
gets killed.  Not after four more fights.  Hey!  Quit laughing!  Just because 
SENTINEL-3 had 6-6-0 was no reason for X-POSSE to send him to the Dark Arena!  Stop 
it!  I was SO depressed when I heard LOUSY MUSIC got killed.  He was just a kid, and 
didn't get a fair chance in DRAGONHEAD, or anything!  It was so gross when YOUR LAST 
NIGHT of FEAR FACTORY 18 killed LOUSY MUSIC.  They should start making warriors use 
safer weapons, or more shields, or something...  Ooh!  The suspense is killing me!  
BASH BROS DMV has like just one turn to Bloodfeud WARLOCK of OUTLAWS!  Will they do 
it???  Fight, fight, fight.  Is that all you guys can do?   
     I really didn't, you know, study when I was a kid.  Who would've guessed I'd be 
a famous Spyreporter?  I'm getting tired of writing this stuff, so I'm calling it 
quits.  Its been really albendranius!  Later, guys-- Debby Tonte  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOGER KING 6588             21   3  0   103       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     14   2  0   151       BAD COMBOS (689)
 SENSATIONALIZED 7683         18   6  0   128       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
-CUB 6810                     10   9  0   123       NL CENTRAL (783)
 SKIN TICKET 8630              7   6  2   123       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
-TIM SALMON 6290              12   4  0   120       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 FULCRUM 6122                 17   5  0   115       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 ETERNAL REST 8626             8   1  0   111       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
-ASTRO 6805                   12   4  0   108       NL CENTRAL (783)
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154     11   1  1   108       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 MR RIGHT HANDED 6876         26  26  1   107       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
 STEROID GAMES 6309           10   4  1   107       BAD COMBOS (689)
 DANIEL TIGER 7885             7   1  0   106       PBS KIDS (920)
 SHIFTED 7941                 14   8  0   104       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 CONVENIENCE 7310             12   2  0   101       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 HINT OF SLIME 7503            8   8  0   100       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827           16   4  1    98       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 ARRANGED 7312                11   1  2    98       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 WARLOCK 6137                 16  21  5    97       OUTLAWS (643)
 LAWN DART CATCHING 6308      10   5  2    96       BAD COMBOS (689)
 PAY PER SECOND 6542          25  18  0    95       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-PIRATE 6806                  12   7  0    94       NL CENTRAL (783)
 TURNED OFF 7887              13   6  0    93       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153           12   4  0    92       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828          16   4  0    90       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 LOCKE 9363                   11   8  0    90       OUTLAWS (643)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            20  21  0    89       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016           16   2  1    89       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 LEAK 7886                    15   3  1    87       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 TRASH 6840                   10   2  0    87       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-CHAIN LETTER 7793            10   1  0    82       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012            9   5  0    81       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 RAIN 6893                     8   2  0    81       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 LITHIUM 8234                 12  20  1    80       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 TRUTH HURTS 8627              5   3  0    78       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
 PPV 6569                      9   4  0    76       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 TAX PENALTY 7311              8   4  0    74       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
-OYAMI 8689                   10  10  0    73       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
-LITTLE CHAOS 5527            10  10  0    72       ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POLLEN 6894                   7   2  0    71       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
-CRIMSON ICE 5529             14  11  1    69       ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-KEVIN BACON 8675              5   1  0    66       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 LONG LINES 7537              10   9  0    64       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 HEART 8101                    7   5  0    62       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 MISSED STOP 8276             11   6  0    61       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762      12   8  0    59       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 FLASHPOINT 8622               6   4  0    59       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
 DIABETES 8099                 6   0  0    58       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 BORROWS MONEY 8055            5   0  0    57       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 POTTY BREAK 6838              8   4  0    56       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          4   4  1    56       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
-CLICHE 7533                   4   1  0    55       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 LESS TASTE 7764              14   6  0    54       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029      7   1  0    54       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         5   9  0    52       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
 NONSENSE 7320                 5   0  0    51       BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)
-TIME BOMB 8204                3   0  0    51       KABOOMERS (1048)
-DEATH RATTLE 8618             3   1  0    50       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              8   4  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
-RERUNS 9161                   4   3  1    49       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-FLAME OUT 8205                3   1  1    49       KABOOMERS (1048)
 FREE TRIAL 6573              11   1  0    48       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 THE BLUE TOAD 8694            6   9  0    47       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052           5   2  0    47       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 FIRE STARTER 8061             7   1  0    46       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-WARNING BELLS 8011            6   2  1    46       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
 BEAR 6221                     7   5  1    44       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 VENUS DEE MILO 5720          12   6  0    42       X-POSSE (579)
-OVER AFTER FIRST 6583        10   6  0    41       BASH BROS BASEBALL (738)
 WANG YI 8775                  4   5  0    40       DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)
 NOT NEWS 7687                 6   3  0    39       BASH BROS NEWS (951)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            7  13  0    38       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570    10   3  1    37       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
-BUY ME 7791                   6   4  0    36       BB JUNK EMAIL (972)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            5  10  0    36       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
-TALK SHOW 9159                4   3  0    35       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
-FIRST SCRATCH 8009            3   5  0    34       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-SOAP OPERA 9160               2   1  0    31       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 NONE 7314                     3   1  0    28       BASH BROS VALENTINE (882)
 NOTHING ON 8219               3   1  0    27       BASH BROS CABLE (736)
 EXPENSIVE DINNER 7317         2   0  0    26       BASH BROS VALENTINE (882)
 IVORY ONYX 9747               2   0  0    26       FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)
-INFOMERCIALS 9157             3   0  0    25       BB DAYTIME TV (1207)
 ENTROPY 9822                  2   1  0    25       OUTLAWS (643)
 NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        4   2  1    24       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-LEMON 8010                    6   2  0    23       BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-CATNIP 8203                   2   1  0    23       KABOOMERS (1048)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            5   7  0    22       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            2  13  0    19       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
 ROAD KILL 8272                2   2  0    18       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
-BLACKNESS 5744                2   1  0    17       ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)
 SEVERA LE DOUX 9775           2   0  0    17       FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-MIA HAMM 9358                 1   5  1    17       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
-CARDINAL 8794                 2   4  0    16       NL CENTRAL (783)
-STUPID PEOPLE 7539            2   0  0    15       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-NO PLOT 7531                  3   2  1    12       BB CHICK FLICK (923)
 MAGIK 5917                    2   4  0    10       X-POSSE (579)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
-TURTLE MAN 2954               0   1  0     7       FTF '96 (325)
-FINGER FOOD 2956              0   1  0     7       CADAVER CASSEROLE (326)
-LAZY 9825                     1   0  0     6       BASH BROS DMV (924)
-GLYSA 5745                    1   2  0     5       ANGELS OF CHAOS (600)
 FITBIT 9841                   1   0  0     5       NEW WORLD (1299)
-INTESTINO'S 2958              0   1  0     5       CADAVER CASSEROLE (326)
 POINTLESS 9866                0   1  0     1       OUTLAWS (643)
 NUCLEAR 9838                  0   1  0     1       NEW WORLD (1299)
 ROOK 9751                     0   1  0     1       X-POSSE (579)
-LOSER 1 9368                  0   1  0     1       KABOOMERS (1048)
-CLOSES EARLY 7536             0   1  0     1       BASH BROS DMV (924)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CLOSES EARLY 9621       1  1 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    WARLOCK 6137          314   
FORMS 7540             14  3 0 BASH BROS DMV 924    WARLOCK 6137          312   
PUSHY SALESMAN 8007     3  2 0 BASH BROS NEW C 1013 LITHIUM 8234          312   
JUDGE JUDY RIPOF 9158   3  2 0 BB DAYTIME TV 1207   HELLKNIGHT 9789       312  REVENGED
LOUSY MUSIC 7319        2  1 0 BB MUSIC VIDEO 883   YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188  315   
NEW MATH 9837           0  1 0 NEW WORLD 1299       DARK CHAMPION         315  NONE
PAPERLESS 9839          0  1 0 NEW WORLD 1299       STONE GOLEM           315  NONE
TRUMP 9840              0  1 0 NEW WORLD 1299       STONE GOLEM           315  NONE
BREWER 9367             2  3 0 NL CENTRAL 783       BLACK ORC             315  NONE
HELLKNIGHT 9789         2  1 1 OUTLAWS 643          RERUNS 9161           314   
LOKI 9821               0  3 0 OUTLAWS 643          STONE GOLEM           315  NONE
FLINT 6053              0  1 0 X-POSSE 579          MOUNTAIN TROLL        315  NONE
SENTINEL-3 5782         6  7 0 X-POSSE 579          WURM KIN              315  NONE

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

SENTINEL-3 was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight.
LOKI was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena battle.
BREWER was barely slain by BLACK ORC in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena match.
PAPERLESS was slaughtered by STONE GOLEM in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl.
TRUMP was butchered by STONE GOLEM in a 2 minute Dark Arena fight.
NEW MATH was assassinated by DARK CHAMPION in a 2 minute bloody Dark Arena match.
FLINT was butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel.
WARLOCK was defeated by BOOGER KING in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge Title struggle.
LOCKE bested LITHIUM in a 1 minute veteran's Challenge competition.
ROAD KILL was handily defeated by ENTROPY in a 1 minute uneven Challenge melee.
CONVENIENCE viciously subdued VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 2 minute gruesome duel.
SENSATIONALIZED vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight.
MR RIGHT HANDED overcame M. CHARDINEE in a 2 minute one-sided bout.
TRASH was demolished by ETERNAL REST in a 1 minute mismatched match.
TURNED OFF was handily defeated by TURBULENT BILLIARDS in a 1 minute contest.
PAY PER SECOND was devastated by DANIEL TIGER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
STEROID GAMES defeated BIASED JUDGES in a crowd pleasing 1 minute veteran's duel.
LAWN DART CATCHING lost to ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS in a 2 minute veteran's fray.
SHIFTED devastated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute mismatched brawl.
SHOVELING defeated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute veteran's bout.
FULCRUM overpowered MELTING FLOOD in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
SKIN TICKET devastated RAIN in a 2 minute gory one-sided contest.
CHICKEN S#!^ was vanquished by NOSY NEIGHBOR in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided match.
HINT OF SLIME vanquished TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute mismatched fray.
ARRANGED overpowered TRUTH HURTS in a 1 minute one-sided match.
LEAK overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
NOISY NEIGHBOR overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
PPV defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 3 minute match.
POLLEN viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 2 minute gruesome bout.
MISSED STOP overcame WANG YI in a action packed 1 minute bout.
LONG LINES overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a 3 minute brutal uneven competition.
HEART defeated BEAR in a 2 minute fight.
NONSENSE vanquished THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
YOUR LAST NIGHT killed LOUSY MUSIC in a 2 minute veteran vs. novice match.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE beat DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute gory bout.
NOT NEWS was overcome by FLASHPOINT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match.
NOT THE REAL THING vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
LESS TASTE demolished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched match.
THE BLUE TOAD was overpowered by DIABETES in a 1 minute one-sided fray.
POTTY BREAK demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 2 minute brutal mismatched match.
FREE TRIAL outwaited CAPTURED ORC in a popular 10 minute veteran vs. beginner bout.
POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH was overcome by HACKED TO PIECES in a 2 minute bloody match.
MAKESMELOOKBAD viciously subdued AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 2 minute gory match.
BORROWS MONEY demolished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute uneven duel.
FIRE STARTER viciously subdued VENUS DEE MILO in a unpopular 38 minute gruesome match.
TOMMYKNOCKERS overcame NONE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute fight.
APES OF WRATH savagely defeated SHOPPING CART in a action packed 4 minute competition.
NO CARS AVAILABLE demolished CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute one-sided match.
THE RED SHORE was subdued by NOTHING ON in a 3 minute fight.
MAGIK was vanquished by IVORY ONYX in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
EXPENSIVE DINNER handily defeated ROOK in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
SEVERA LE DOUX vanquished NUCLEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided match.
FITBIT luckily beat POINTLESS in a 3 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|STRIKING ATTACK                 13         PARRY-LUNGE       67 -  20 -  1      77  |
|AIMED BLOW                      12         STRIKING ATTACK   57 -  25 -  2      70  |
|LUNGING ATTACK                  12         TOTAL PARRY       26 -  12 -  0      68  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      9         PARRY-STRIKE      18 -  12 -  1      60  |
|BASHING ATTACK                   9         AIMED BLOW        71 -  55 -  1      56  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      7         BASHING ATTACK    69 -  55 -  0      56  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    7         LUNGING ATTACK    72 -  70 -  5      51  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  5         SLASHING ATTACK   16 -  25 -  3      39  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     3         WALL OF STEEL     19 -  33 -  2      37  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    3         PARRY-RIPOSTE      3 -   8 -  0      27  |

Turn 315 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

STRIKING ATTACK    9 -  4     BASHING ATTACK     4 -  5         4  STRIKING ATTACK
AIMED BLOW         8 -  4     SLASHING ATTACK    2 -  3         1  TOTAL PARRY    
PARRY-LUNGE        6 -  3     PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  2         1  PARRY-LUNGE    
PARRY-STRIKE       2 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      2 -  5         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
LUNGING ATTACK     8 -  4                                       1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
TOTAL PARRY        4 -  3                                       1  SLASHING ATTACK
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 
                                                                1  PARRY-STRIKE   

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
TOTAL PARRY      BOOGER KING 6588           21   3  0  103 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
STRIKING ATTACK  TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306   14   2  0  151 BAD COMBOS (689)
PARRY-LUNGE      SENSATIONALIZED 7683       18   6  0  128 BASH BROS NEWS (951)
SLASHING ATTACK  FULCRUM 6122               17   5  0  115 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
BASHING ATTACK   ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154   11   1  1  108 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
AIMED BLOW       NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827         16   4  1   98 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
WALL OF STEEL    LAWN DART CATCHING 6308    10   5  2   96 BAD COMBOS (689)
LUNGING ATTACK   LOCKE 9363                 11   8  0   90 OUTLAWS (643)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    POTTY BREAK 6838            8   4  0   56 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is MR RIGHT HANDED 6876.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was CONVENIENCE 7310.  The ten other most popular fighters were NONE 7314, APES 
OF WRATH 8827, STEROID GAMES 6309, SKIN TICKET 8630, POLLEN 6894, LONG LINES 7537, 
YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188, POINTLESS 9866, MR RIGHT HANDED 6876, and ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 
8154.

The least popular fighter this week was FIRE STARTER 8061.  The other ten least 
popular fighters were VENUS DEE MILO 5720, FREE TRIAL 6573, ROOK 9751, MAGIK 5917, 
THE BLUE TOAD 8694, TRUTH HURTS 8627, TAX PENALTY 7311, CHICKEN S#!^ 5952, LAWN DART 
CATCHING 6308, and BIASED JUDGES 8153.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

SENSATIONALIZED (72-7683) BASH BROS NEWS (951)
WARLOCK (72-6137) OUTLAWS (643)

The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn:

SHOVELING (72-8014) BASH BROS SNOW (1014)

               NEW GRADUATES--FROM ALL ARENAS (INCLUDING CLOSED ARENAS)

For those of you who keep track of such things, several additional warriors 
graduated from regular DM arenas (including closed arenas) since the last tournament. 

                     RUFF RUFF (47-8860) SPROUT OF MY MIND  (816) 
                        SECURE DEFENS (75-490) CRITICALS  (13) 
                    DARKBLADE (60-8827) SUPERIOR FORCES 60  (654) 
                      PEARL (82-44728) SUPE FORCES 7609  (7525) 
                 WAKE FOREST (82-54796) SUPERIOR FORCES 1802  (9245) 
                     CHERUB ROCK (84-29155) SIAMESE DREAM  (5164) 
                   HOMECOMING QUEEN (84-34481) DM:EPISODE 2  (6034) 
                     EXPENSIVE KIND (85-696) PILL-BOX HAT  (136) 

Congrats to the grads. -- Green Eyes