DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 07/20/2017 Duedate: 08/16/2017 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-316 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS STEROID GAMES BAD COMBOS (689) (72-6309) [11-4-1,124] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader HOCKEY YOUR LAST NIGHT SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) (72-5461) [16-2-0,132] (72-9188) [5-4-1,66] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MR RIGHT HANDED STEROID GAMES BASH BROS TIRES (796) BAD COMBOS (689) (72-6876) [27-26-1,113] (72-6309) [11-4-1,124] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 45 2. BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 31BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) 3. BASH BROS GAS (989) 26 Unchartered Team 4. NL CENTRAL (783) 23 5. FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 22 BB AIMED BLOW (1238) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1- 1*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) 2 0 0 100 1/22 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 7 5 0 2- 2*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) 2 0 0 100 2/ 2 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 6 2 0 3/ 0*BB AIMED BLOW (1238) 1 0 0 100 3/15 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 5 1 0 4/ 5*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 13 2 0 86.7 4/19 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 5 1 0 5/ 9 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 25 5 1 83.3 5/ 1*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 5 1 0 6/ 0 CUB GREATS (1121) 10 2 0 83.3 6/45 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 5 1 0 7- 7*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882) 5 1 0 83.3 7/ 4 OUTLAWS (643) 5 10 1 8/11 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 34 8 1 81.0 8/ 6 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 4 1 0 9/ 8 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 42 10 1 80.8 9- 7 BASH BROS CABLE (736) 4 1 0 10/10 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 33 8 2 80.5 10/20 BASH BROS GAS (989) 4 2 0 11/ 3 PBS KIDS (920) 8 2 1 80.0 11/ 8 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 4 2 0 12-13 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 46 12 4 79.3 12/18 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 4 2 0 13/14 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 61 16 2 79.2 13/ 3 BASH BROS DMV (924) 4 3 0 14/ 6*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 11 3 0 78.6 14/25*BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 3 0 0 15/ 4*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 7 2 0 77.8 15/11 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 3 0 0 16-16 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 41 12 0 77.4 16/27 FEAR FACTORY (1118) 3 0 0 17/19 BASH BROS GAS (989) 30 9 1 76.9 17/31 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 3 0 0 18-18 BASH BROS CABLE (736) 35 11 1 76.1 18/33 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 3 0 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/17 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 43 15 0 74.1 19/21 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 3 2 0 20/ 0 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 50 18 2 73.5 20/32 BAD COMBOS (689) 3 2 0 21/21 BAD COMBOS (689) 36 14 3 72.0 21/16*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 3 2 0 22/25 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 41 16 2 71.9 22/55 NL CENTRAL (783) 3 2 0 23/22 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 14 6 0 70.0 23/35 BASH BROS BEER (966) 3 3 0 24/23 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 16 7 0 69.6 24-34*BB DAYTIME TV (1207) 2 0 1 25/15*BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 11 5 1 68.8 25-26*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) 2 0 0 26/27 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 124 64 6 66.0 26-23*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) 2 0 0 27/26 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 59 31 2 65.6 27/43*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 2 1 1 28/31 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 15 8 0 65.2 28- 5*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 2 1 0 29/28 BASH BROS BEER (966) 27 15 0 64.3 29-13*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882) 2 1 0 30-29*BB DAYTIME TV (1207) 16 9 1 64.0 30/29 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 2 1 0 31/34 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 14 8 0 63.6 31/54 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 2 1 0 32/37 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 29 17 0 63.0 32/12 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 2 1 0 33-33*BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) 18 11 1 62.1 33/14*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 2 2 0 34/30 BASH BROS DMV (924) 31 19 0 62.0 34/17 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 2 2 0 35/32 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 24 15 0 61.5 35/ 9 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 2 2 0 36/35 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 54 34 2 61.4 36/10 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 2 4 0 37/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680) 59 42 8 58.4 37/36 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 2 5 0 38-38*KABOOMERS (1048) 8 6 1 57.1 38/ 0 CUB GREATS (1121) 1 0 0 39/40 NL CENTRAL (783) 50 40 0 55.6 39-24 BASH BROS FIREPLAC (934) 1 0 0 40/39 DEADLY RAGE (158) 171 137 10 55.5 40/ 0*BB AIMED BLOW (1238) 1 0 0 41-41 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600) 71 67 5 51.4 41-40*KABOOMERS (1048) 1 0 0 42/42 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 8 9 0 47.1 42-42 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600) 1 0 0 43/43 X-POSSE (579) 61 69 1 46.9 43-28 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) 1 0 0 44/45*FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 5 6 1 45.5 44/37 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 1 1 0 45/44 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 62 84 2 42.5 45/38 PBS KIDS (920) 1 1 0 46/49 FEAR FACTORY (1118) 8 12 2 40.0 46/ 0 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 1 1 0 47-46 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 54 88 3 38.0 47/30 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 1 2 0 48/47 OUTLAWS (643) 99 162 15 37.9 48/46 DEADLY RAGE (158) 1 2 0 49/48 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 37 63 1 37.0 49/ 0 MONGREL HORDE (680) 1 4 1 50/50 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 6 12 0 33.3 50/48*NEW WORLD (1299) 1 7 0 51/52 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 6 14 0 30.0 51/49 X-POSSE (579) 0 10 0 52/51 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 5 14 0 26.3 52/50 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 0 3 0 53/53*NEW WORLD (1299) 1 7 0 12.5 53/47 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 0 3 0 54/54 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 2 18 0 10.0 54-52*CADAVER CASSEROLE (326) 0 2 0 55-55*CADAVER CASSEROLE (326) 0 2 0 0.0 55-51 COWBOY CROONERS (981) 0 1 0 56-56*FTF '96 (325) 0 1 0 0.0 56-53*FTF '96 (325) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT It is I, Novgorodny Vir, Spymaster of Spymasters. Look on my work, ye mighty, and despair! The boys at BASH BROS BROTHER left the arena dejected, after being kicked out of the top spot by BASH BROS ROADSIDE. Good show! Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, BASH BROS ROADSIDE blew up the rankings to 21! Perhaps it is BASH BROS OLYMPICS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 15th to 3rd last week... (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after BASH BROS CONDO showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do: 2-0-0 to move up by 15. Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, RUSSIAN BIRDS blew up the rankings to 39! Perhaps it is BASH BROS CANDLE members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 25th to 14th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Managers were muttering after FEAR FACTORY showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 11. Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, FEAR FACTORY 9 blew up the rankings to 14! Managers were muttering after BASH BROS TIRES showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 15. Perhaps it is BAD COMBOS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 32nd to 20th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, NL CENTRAL blew up the rankings to 33! Managers were muttering after BASH BROS BEER showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do: 1-1-0 to move up by 12. Perhaps it is FEAR FACTORY 18 members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 43rd to 27th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, MEAT YOUR MAKER blew up the rankings to 23! The boys at BASH BROS TRAIN aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 20 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of BB MUSIC VIDEO. Note their drop in the rankings from 14th to 33rd. Watch out!!! Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is DYNASTY WARRIORS, after suffering a 17 drop in ranking. The boys at BASH BROS FAST FOOD aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 26 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of BASH BROS NEWS. Note their drop in the rankings from 10th to 36th. Watch out!!! The boys at FEAR FACTORY 13 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 17 drop last week. FEAR FACTORY 9 had cause to celebrate, after APES OF WRATH got 22 points by beating PITCH FOR INSURANCE. NONSENSE certainly had a baffled expression on his face, after losing to WANG YI and losing 16 points in the process! The arena was more crowded than usual this time, as STEROID GAMES faced DRAGONHEAD's Duelmaster. In DRAGONHEAD, nothing is permanent (except Death), and we find ourselves a new Duelmaster, STEROID GAMES. Word has it one team in DRAGONHEAD is using psychics to predict wins. They lead a charmed life! And how sociable are DRAGONHEAD's warriors? Come, let us see. Perhaps the warriors of X-POSSE should take up some hobbies, as they are the most avoided team... As a woman of good breeding scorns the "warriors" of BASH BROS ROADSIDE, so did that sorry team shy from X-POSSE Everyone is famous for fifteen minutes, and LOCKE is it right now. Most challenged warrior. Isn't OUTLAWS proud! Word has it LOCKE suffered a romantic setback. Note how he challenged SKIN TICKET, 33 points his senior. Like a mother cat batting her overly rambunctious kitten into submission, SKIN TICKET quashed LOCKE. But LOCKE, if at first you don't succeed... Them's the breaks, POINTLESS. Expecting fair challenges from BASH BROS ROADSIDE is evidently too much to ask. ROAD KILL bested POINTLESS. The whole thing leaves a bitter memory. Willing to win at any cost is SHOPPING CART, who challenged MAGIK, 12 points junior. Our sympathies, MAGIK! I thought SHOPPING CART showed great skill and promise when he won victory over MAGIK. All right, so I slept through it! Big deal! Like the wind whispering among the pines, do hearest I many disquieting rumors. DOG DAYS OF SUMMER of MONGREL HORDE sends THE BLUE TOAD of VAR'S FAV BARS goes to the Weary Warrior's Retirement Home. DRAGONHEAD has no place for weaklings! Will BASH BROS DMV never avenge FORMS' death??? Oh brave(?) new world, that has such people in it! 'Tis new to me! Oh hard! that to strike a flame, the match itself must needs be wasting! All good things must come to an end. My fingers tire and I fear my incessant prattling may cause unfair judgement upon my impeccable character. Can anything compare to the pleasure of writing Spyreports for DRAGONHEAD? On that giddy note I take my leave-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STEROID GAMES 6309 11 4 1 124 BAD COMBOS (689) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 14 2 0 151 BAD COMBOS (689) HOCKEY 5461 16 2 0 132 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) SKIN TICKET 8630 8 6 2 130 FEAR FACTORY (1118) CUB 6810 11 9 0 129 NL CENTRAL (783) FULCRUM 6122 18 5 0 127 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -TIM SALMON 6290 12 4 0 120 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 12 1 1 116 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 17 4 1 115 BASH BROS CONDO (979) TURNED OFF 7887 14 6 0 114 BASH BROS GAS (989) MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 27 26 1 113 BASH BROS TIRES (796) -ETERNAL REST 8626 8 1 0 111 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) PIRATE 6806 13 7 0 110 NL CENTRAL (783) CONVENIENCE 7310 13 2 0 109 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) SHIFTED 7941 15 8 0 107 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) ARRANGED 7312 12 1 2 106 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) MELTING FLOOD 8016 17 2 1 105 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) TRASH 6840 11 2 0 102 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME BOOGER KING 6588 21 4 0 98 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) HINT OF SLIME 7503 8 9 0 98 ONE LETTER OFF (917) DANIEL TIGER 7885 7 2 0 98 PBS KIDS (920) SLO-PITCH 5815 17 2 0 97 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) BIASED JUDGES 8153 13 4 0 97 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) PAY PER SECOND 6542 25 19 0 96 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 10 6 2 95 BAD COMBOS (689) ASTRO 6805 12 5 0 93 NL CENTRAL (783) NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828 17 4 0 92 BASH BROS CONDO (979) LEAK 7886 16 3 1 92 BASH BROS GAS (989) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 20 21 0 89 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) LOCKE 9363 11 9 0 89 OUTLAWS (643) UNDERDOG 6250 15 4 0 88 MONGREL HORDE (680) TRUTH HURTS 8627 6 3 0 86 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) LITHIUM 8234 13 20 1 83 DEADLY RAGE (158) ERNIE BANKS 8648 10 2 0 83 CUB GREATS (1121) POLLEN 6894 8 2 0 82 BASH BROS SPRING (799) -NO VISIBILITY 8012 9 5 0 81 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 12 8 1 80 MONGREL HORDE (680) RAIN 6893 8 3 0 80 BASH BROS SPRING (799) TOP DOG 6249 11 9 0 78 MONGREL HORDE (680) KEVIN BACON 8675 6 1 0 77 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -PPV 6569 9 4 0 76 BASH BROS CABLE (736) -OYAMI 8689 10 10 0 73 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) -LITTLE CHAOS 5527 10 10 0 72 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600) TAX PENALTY 7311 8 5 0 72 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) -CRIMSON ICE 5529 14 11 1 69 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 5 4 1 66 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) -BREWER 6807 5 2 0 66 NL CENTRAL (783) HEART 8101 8 5 0 65 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) LESS TASTE 7764 15 6 0 64 BASH BROS BEER (966) MISSED STOP 8276 11 7 0 63 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) POTTY BREAK 6838 9 4 0 63 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) DIABETES 8099 6 1 0 60 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) WANG YI 8775 5 5 0 60 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) FIRE STARTER 8061 8 1 0 59 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) APES OF WRATH 8827 6 10 0 58 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) NOT THE REAL THING 7762 12 9 0 57 BASH BROS BEER (966) MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 6 2 0 57 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME LONG LINES 7537 10 10 0 56 BASH BROS DMV (924) FLASHPOINT 8622 6 5 0 52 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) HACKED TO PIECES 8847 5 10 0 52 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) BORROWS MONEY 8055 5 1 0 51 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) -TIME BOMB 8204 3 0 0 51 KABOOMERS (1048) BEAR 6221 8 5 1 50 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -DIG FOR CAR 8015 8 4 0 49 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191 4 4 3 49 MONGREL HORDE (680) -RERUNS 9161 4 3 1 49 BB DAYTIME TV (1207) -FLAME OUT 8205 3 1 1 49 KABOOMERS (1048) -FREE TRIAL 6573 11 1 0 48 BASH BROS CABLE (736) -SOCCER 5459 6 4 1 46 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) -WARNING BELLS 8011 6 2 1 46 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) VENUS DEE MILO 5720 12 7 0 43 X-POSSE (579) -OVER AFTER FIRST 6583 10 6 0 41 BASH BROS BASEBALL (738) -SQUASH 5458 6 4 0 40 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) NOT NEWS 7687 6 4 0 40 BASH BROS NEWS (951) PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 7 2 0 39 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ENTROPY 9822 3 1 0 38 OUTLAWS (643) -POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570 10 3 1 37 BASH BROS CABLE (736) TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 7 14 0 35 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) NONSENSE 7320 5 1 0 35 BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) -TALK SHOW 9159 4 3 0 35 BB DAYTIME TV (1207) -FIRST SCRATCH 8009 3 5 0 34 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CARDINAL 8794 3 4 0 32 NL CENTRAL (783) -SOAP OPERA 9160 2 1 0 31 BB DAYTIME TV (1207) -NONE 7314 3 1 0 28 BASH BROS VALENTINE (882) -NOTHING ON 8219 3 1 0 27 BASH BROS CABLE (736) -EXPENSIVE DINNER 7317 2 0 0 26 BASH BROS VALENTINE (882) -IVORY ONYX 9747 2 0 0 26 FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) SHOPPING CART 6836 6 7 0 25 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) -INFOMERCIALS 9157 3 0 0 25 BB DAYTIME TV (1207) ROAD KILL 8272 3 2 0 24 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -LEMON 8010 6 2 0 23 BASH BROS NEW CAR (1013) -BASEBALL 5460 5 5 1 23 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) -DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796) -CATNIP 8203 2 1 0 23 KABOOMERS (1048) STUPID PEOPLE 7539 2 1 0 23 BASH BROS DMV (924) LAZY 9825 2 0 0 21 BASH BROS DMV (924) THE RED SHORE 9180 2 14 0 20 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) -BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) -BLACKNESS 5744 2 1 0 17 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600) -SEVERA LE DOUX 9775 2 0 0 17 FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) -MIA HAMM 9358 1 5 1 17 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) FOXBAT 9863 1 0 0 17 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026 4 3 1 16 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) MAGIK 5917 2 5 0 11 X-POSSE (579) FLANKER 6222 1 0 0 10 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689) SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683 1 0 0 7 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -FINGER FOOD 2956 0 1 0 7 CADAVER CASSEROLE (326) -TURTLE MAN 2954 0 1 0 7 FTF '96 (325) -GLYSA 5745 1 2 0 5 ANGELS OF CHAOS (600) -FITBIT 9841 1 0 0 5 NEW WORLD (1299) FIST BUG 9341 1 0 0 5 BB AIMED BLOW (1238) -INTESTINO'S 2958 0 1 0 5 CADAVER CASSEROLE (326) POINTLESS 9866 0 2 0 2 OUTLAWS (643) HYPERSTORM 9879 0 1 0 1 X-POSSE (579) CATWALK 9880 0 1 0 1 X-POSSE (579) -NUCLEAR 9838 0 1 0 1 NEW WORLD (1299) POST 9881 0 1 0 1 OUTLAWS (643) -CLOSES EARLY 7536 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS DMV (924) -LOSER 1 9368 0 1 0 1 KABOOMERS (1048) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? PUSHY SALESMAN 8007 3 2 0 BASH BROS NEW C 1013 LITHIUM 8234 312 NOT REVENGED JUDGE JUDY RIPOF 9158 3 2 0 BB DAYTIME TV 1207 HELLKNIGHT 9789 312 REVENGED LOUSY MUSIC 7319 2 1 0 BB MUSIC VIDEO 883 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 315 DEAD DOG 9882 0 1 0 MONGREL HORDE 680 SHEWISH GIANT 316 NONE FALSE NEWS 9878 0 1 0 NEW WORLD 1299 BANDIT PRINCE 316 NONE JIHAD 9876 0 1 0 NEW WORLD 1299 MOUNTAIN TROLL 316 NONE TERROR 9877 0 1 0 NEW WORLD 1299 BANDIT PRINCE 316 NONE HELLKNIGHT 9789 2 1 1 OUTLAWS 643 RERUNS 9161 314 THE BLUE TOAD 8694 6 10 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127 DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 316 ROOK 9751 0 2 0 X-POSSE 579 WURM KIN 316 NONE PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS ROOK was butchered by WURM KIN in a 1 minute bloody Dark Arena fight. FALSE NEWS was viciously butchered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 2 minute Dark Arena battle. JIHAD was murdered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. TERROR was slaughtered by BANDIT PRINCE in a 1 minute Dark Arena brawl. DEAD DOG was butchered by SHEWISH GIANT in a 1 minute gory Dark Arena fight. STUPID PEOPLE was demolished by WARLOCK in a 1 minute Bloodfeud competition. DANIEL TIGER lost to ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute Challenge fight. HINT OF SLIME was beaten by CONVENIENCE in a 2 minute master's Challenge brawl. STEROID GAMES viciously subdued BOOGER KING in a 6 minute Challenge Title duel. LAWN DART CATCHING lost to ARRANGED in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge duel. FULCRUM beat SENSATIONALIZED in a popular 1 minute veteran's Challenge melee. LOCKE was subdued by SKIN TICKET in a 2 minute master's Challenge match. VENUS DEE MILO was subdued by MAKESMELOOKBAD in a 6 minute Challenge match. SHOPPING CART overcame MAGIK in a 2 minute gory Challenge conflict. ROAD KILL vanquished POINTLESS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge bout. SHIFTED vanquished CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. TURNED OFF devastated UNDERDOG in a exciting 1 minute brutal one-sided brawl. NOSY NEIGHBOR beat SLO-PITCH in a popular 3 minute veteran's bout. MR RIGHT HANDED handily defeated VETERAN MERCENARY in a 1 minute competition. BIASED JUDGES overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. CUB handily defeated TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute uneven duel. PIRATE devastated PAY PER SECOND in a popular 1 minute one-sided bout. HOCKEY overpowered RAIN in a popular 1 minute gruesome one-sided duel. ASTRO was defeated by MELTING FLOOD in a action packed 1 minute veteran's bout. NOISY NEIGHBOR savagely defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a action packed 1 minute duel. TOP DOG was overcome by LEAK in a action packed 1 minute master's bout. ERNIE BANKS beat MISSED STOP in a 1 minute fight. TRUTH HURTS overpowered NOT THE REAL THING in a 1 minute uneven duel. SNOOP DOGGY DOGG was overpowered by TRASH in a 1 minute one-sided match. LITHIUM defeated DIABETES in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. POLLEN overpowered KUNG-FU MASTER in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided fray. HEART vanquished FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute mismatched fight. BORROWS MONEY was subdued by YOUR LAST NIGHT in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. LONG LINES was overpowered by KEVIN BACON in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fray. FLASHPOINT was luckily beaten by FIRE STARTER in a exciting 3 minute conflict. LESS TASTE overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a popular 1 minute uneven bout. NOT NEWS was overcome by BEAR in a crowd pleasing 1 minute match. NONSENSE was vanquished by WANG YI in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match. PITCH FOR INSURANCE was vanquished by APES OF WRATH in a 1 minute mismatched duel. TOMMYKNOCKERS was subdued by ENTROPY in a 1 minute expert vs. amateur upset conflict. POTTY BREAK viciously subdued HACKED TO PIECES in a crowd pleasing 7 minute match. THE BLUE TOAD was viciously butchered by DOG DAYS OF SUMMER in a 3 minute match. NO CARS AVAILABLE was demolished by CARDINAL in a 1 minute uneven fight. THE RED SHORE was narrowly defeated by LAZY in a 2 minute bout. SIR LOIN OF BEEF subdued CATWALK in a 4 minute brutal amateur's match. FLANKER demolished POST in a 1 minute one-sided battle. FOXBAT overpowered CONVICTED THIEF in a 1 minute mismatched conflict. HYPERSTORM was overcome by FIST BUG in a 2 minute amateur's match. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 21 PARRY-LUNGE 63 - 21 - 0 75 | |STRIKING ATTACK 16 STRIKING ATTACK 59 - 29 - 2 67 | |AIMED BLOW 9 PARRY-STRIKE 20 - 11 - 2 65 | |BASHING ATTACK 9 TOTAL PARRY 26 - 16 - 0 62 | |PARRY-LUNGE 7 BASHING ATTACK 69 - 50 - 0 58 | |TOTAL PARRY 7 AIMED BLOW 61 - 59 - 1 51 | |WALL OF STEEL 6 LUNGING ATTACK 74 - 76 - 4 49 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 19 - 23 - 3 45 | |SLASHING ATTACK 3 WALL OF STEEL 19 - 32 - 1 37 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 3 - 9 - 0 25 | Turn 316 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-STRIKE 3 - 0 LUNGING ATTACK 10 - 11 3 STRIKING ATTACK SLASHING ATTACK 3 - 0 AIMED BLOW 4 - 5 2 LUNGING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 5 - 2 BASHING ATTACK 4 - 5 1 SLASHING ATTACK STRIKING ATTACK 9 - 7 WALL OF STEEL 2 - 4 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE PARRY-RIPOSTE 1 - 1 TOTAL PARRY 2 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK 1 AIMED BLOW 1 PARRY-LUNGE 1 PARRY-STRIKE TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK STEROID GAMES 6309 11 4 1 124 BAD COMBOS (689) LUNGING ATTACK HOCKEY 5461 16 2 0 132 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) SLASHING ATTACK FULCRUM 6122 18 5 0 127 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) BASHING ATTACK ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 12 1 1 116 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) AIMED BLOW NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 17 4 1 115 BASH BROS CONDO (979) PARRY-LUNGE TURNED OFF 7887 14 6 0 114 BASH BROS GAS (989) PARRY-STRIKE MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 27 26 1 113 BASH BROS TIRES (796) TOTAL PARRY BOOGER KING 6588 21 4 0 98 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) WALL OF STEEL LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 10 6 2 95 BAD COMBOS (689) PARRY-RIPOSTE POTTY BREAK 6838 9 4 0 63 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MR RIGHT HANDED 6876. The most popular warrior this turn was STEROID GAMES 6309. The ten other most popular fighters were FLASHPOINT 8622, THE BLUE TOAD 8694, SKIN TICKET 8630, NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827, THE RED SHORE 9180, CONVENIENCE 7310, MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052, POTTY BREAK 6838, HACKED TO PIECES 8847, and LAZY 9825. The least popular fighter this week was SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683. The other ten least popular fighters were POST 9881, NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026, TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210, PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029, LONG LINES 7537, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245, NOT THE REAL THING 7762, MISSED STOP 8276, TAX PENALTY 7311, and POINTLESS 9866. The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn: HOCKEY (72-5461) SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) BASH BROS TIRES (796) PAY PER SECOND (72-6542) BASH BROS LAWYER (730) The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: WARLOCK (72-6137) OUTLAWS (643) SENSATIONALIZED (72-7683) BASH BROS NEWS (951) They say it's bad manners to toot your own horn, but if I don't do it, who will? I am undertaking a fiction-writing project on the Patreon website, under my own name of Judith Solberg. It isn't the kind of story I might put in the newsletter, but I think some of you might enjoy it. I don't know how much you can see if you just cruise by, but they tell me it's up and open. -- Jorja