DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER Date : 08/17/2017 Duedate: 09/13/2017 DRAGONHEAD ARENA DM-72 TURN-317 This Weeks Top Honors THE DUELMASTER IS ETERNAL REST FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) (72-8626) [9-1-0,128] Chartered Recognition Leader Unchartered Recognition Leader CUB MAKESMELOOKBAD NL CENTRAL (783) BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) (72-6810) [12-9-0,142] (72-8052) [7-2-0,70] Popularity Leader This Weeks Favorite MELTING FLOOD LOST IN COUCH BASH BROS SNOW (1014) BASH BROS REMOTE (960) (72-8016) [18-2-1,120] (72-7734) [9-3-1,83] THE CURRENT TOP TEAM BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) TEAMS ON THE MOVE TOP CAREER HONORS Team Name Point Gain Chartered Team 1. VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 50 2. X-POSSE (579) 39 CUB GREATS (1121) 3. BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 38 Unchartered Team 4. BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 36 5. MONGREL HORDE (680) 34 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) The Top Teams Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 1/ 6 CUB GREATS (1121) 11 2 0 84.6 1/ 1 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 8 3 0 2- 7*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882) 5 1 0 83.3 2/ 6 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 7 3 0 3/ 8 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 36 8 1 81.8 3/ 4 BASH BROS CONDO (979) 6 0 0 4/ 5 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 26 6 1 81.3 4/23 BASH BROS BEER (966) 5 1 0 5/14*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 13 3 0 81.3 5/ 5*BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) 5 1 0 6/ 4 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 13 3 0 81.3 6/ 2 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 5 4 0 7/ 9 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 43 10 1 81.1 7/22 NL CENTRAL (783) 5 4 0 8-11 PBS KIDS (920) 8 2 1 80.0 8/49 MONGREL HORDE (680) 5 5 1 9/13 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 62 16 2 79.5 9/ 0*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 4 1 0 10-15*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 7 2 0 77.8 10/10 BASH BROS GAS (989) 4 2 0 11/10 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) 34 10 2 77.3 11/11 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 4 2 0 12-18 BASH BROS CABLE (736) 35 11 1 76.1 12/ 3 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039) 4 2 0 13/17 BASH BROS GAS (989) 31 10 1 75.6 13/21 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 4 2 0 14/ 0*SWEET TOOTH (986) 3 1 0 75.0 14/20 BAD COMBOS (689) 4 3 0 15/19 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 44 15 0 74.6 15/ 7 OUTLAWS (643) 4 7 0 16/ 0*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) 19 7 0 73.1 16/17 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 3 0 0 17/25 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826) 13 5 1 72.2 17/15 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 3 0 0 18/20 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 50 20 2 71.4 18/ 8 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) 3 1 0 Career Win-Loss Record W L K % Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns W L K 19/21 BAD COMBOS (689) 37 15 3 71.2 19- 9 BASH BROS CABLE (736) 3 1 0 20/22 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) 43 18 2 70.5 20/13 BASH BROS DMV (924) 3 2 0 21/ 0 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 41 18 2 69.5 21/ 0 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) 3 2 0 22/23 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) 15 7 0 68.2 22/19 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 3 2 0 23/24 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 17 8 0 68.0 23/37 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 3 3 0 24/28 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) 16 8 0 66.7 24/12 BASH BROS SPRING (799) 3 3 0 25/ 2*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) 2 1 0 66.7 25/31 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 3 5 0 26/ 1*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) 2 1 0 66.7 26/38 CUB GREATS (1121) 2 0 0 27/27 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 60 31 3 65.9 27/27 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 2 1 1 28/29 BASH BROS BEER (966) 29 15 0 65.9 28/30 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 2 1 0 29/32 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) 32 17 0 65.3 29/14 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) 2 1 0 30/26 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) 125 68 6 64.8 30/16 FEAR FACTORY (1118) 2 1 0 31/34 BASH BROS DMV (924) 32 19 0 62.7 31/44 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 2 1 0 32/31 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) 15 9 0 62.5 32/35 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739) 2 1 0 33/36 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 54 35 2 60.7 33/18 BASH BROS TIRES (796) 2 1 0 34/35 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 24 16 0 60.0 34/36 BASH BROS NEWS (951) 2 3 0 35/38*KABOOMERS (1048) 9 6 1 60.0 35/51 X-POSSE (579) 2 13 0 36/37 MONGREL HORDE (680) 63 43 8 59.4 36/ 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 1 0 0 37/40 DEADLY RAGE (158) 171 138 10 55.3 37/41*KABOOMERS (1048) 1 0 0 38/39 NL CENTRAL (783) 52 42 0 55.3 38/ 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 1 0 0 39/42 ONE LETTER OFF (917) 9 9 0 50.0 39-29*BASH BROS VALENTIN (882) 1 1 0 40/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) 3 3 0 50.0 40-45 PBS KIDS (920) 1 1 0 41/43 X-POSSE (579) 63 72 1 46.7 41/26*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) 1 1 0 42/ 0 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) 48 62 2 43.6 42/25*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) 1 1 0 43/45 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 62 85 2 42.2 43/53 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) 1 2 1 44/44 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) 5 7 1 41.7 44/34 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) 1 2 0 45/49 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) 39 63 1 38.2 45/47 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 1 2 0 46/46 FEAR FACTORY (1118) 8 13 2 38.1 46-33*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) 1 2 0 47/48 OUTLAWS (643) 99 163 15 37.8 47/48 DEADLY RAGE (158) 1 2 0 48/50 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) 7 12 0 36.8 48/32 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) 1 2 0 49/51 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) 7 14 0 33.3 49/52 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 1 3 0 50/ 0 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) 9 19 0 32.1 50/46 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) 1 3 0 51/52 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) 5 15 0 25.0 51-50*NEW WORLD (1299) 1 7 0 52/54 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) 3 19 0 13.6 52/ 0*SWEET TOOTH (986) 0 1 0 53-53*NEW WORLD (1299) 1 7 0 12.5 53/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 0 1 0 54/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) 1 12 0 7.7 54/ 0*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) 0 1 0 '*' Unchartered team '-' Team did not fight this turn (###) Avoid teams by their Team Id ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank SPY REPORT Like the magnificent Sun, rising upon the Dawn and exiling the Night for a Day, I, Novgorodny Vir, return once again! Managers were muttering after BASH BROS BEER showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do: 2-0-0 to move up by 19. Perhaps it is NL CENTRAL members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 22nd to 7th last week... (Less time in the sun...) Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, MONGREL HORDE blew up the rankings to 41! Perhaps it is VAR'S FAV BARS members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 37th to 23rd last week... (Less time in the sun...) Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is BASH BROS SPRING, after suffering a 12 drop in ranking. Managers were muttering after CUB GREATS showed DRAGONHEAD what they could do: 1-0-0 to move up by 12. The boys at BASH BROS CANDLE aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 15 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of FEAR FACTORY. Note their drop in the rankings from 16th to 30th. Watch out!!! Perhaps it is ONE LETTER OFF members' intannibility that enabled them to move from 44th to 31st last week... (Less time in the sun...) The boys at BASH BROS TIRES aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 15 drop last week. Like a chunk of francium heaved into a wet pond, X-POSSE blew up the rankings to 16! Thinking about sending their team manager to the Dark Arena is FEAR FACTORY 29, after suffering a 15 drop in ranking. The boys at FEAR FACTORY 25 aren't the happy-go-lucky bunch we all know and love, after suffering a 17 drop last week. Rumor has it an incurable disease has swept the stable of BASH BROS TRAIN. Note their drop in the rankings from 32nd to 48th. Watch out!!! Practice pays for OYAMI, who pummelled PIRATE, to pocket 28 points. A certain someone should cut down on the drinking and practice more, after losing 34 points to OYAMI. (Discrete enough, PIRATE?) What can be a greater victory? ETERNAL REST has taken his place as the top, as DRAGONHEAD's new Duelmaster. So who was the warrior seen charging into immovable walls and challenging dead trees? Someone's got a basic problem... A Zenmaster once told me, 'Does not the spinning wheel turn? And do not the little birds cry out?' Any ideas? Like the noble eagle soaring amongst the mountaintops, so stand the warriors of OUTLAWS, alone and unchallenged. Like a pup with its tail between its legs, BASH BROS RENTAL CAR scurried away from OUTLAWS. Oh, the shame! If challenges were horses, TRASH could open up a fast food joint! Is there life after death? Pragmatics (and warriors) know there is death after life! Like a tattered, worn-out, faded, out-of-fashion garment cast out to rot, MR RIGHT HANDED of BASH BROS TIRES has been summarily sent to the Dark Arena. Citizens of DRAGONHEAD, be sure to settle your debts with HOCKEY of SPORTS CRIP PLAYS. It's relocating to the Dark Arena and has other things on its mind! The manager at SPORTS CRIP PLAYS must have some new strategy for sending HOCKEY, a warrior with 16-2-0, to the Dark Arena. Watch this space! DARK CHAMPION in the Dark Arena wasn't enough for PAY PER SECOND of BASH BROS LAWYER. Maybe that certain serving girl(?) at The Swinging Aardvark will be! Q: What's a record like 12-7-0 get you? A: A free trip to the Dark Arena! This week's winner: VENUS DEE MILO of X-POSSE! Hey X-POSSE! Is there some deep dark, unmentionable secret as to why VENUS DEE MILO has been sent to the Dark Arena? 12-7-0 isn't so shabby! Ask not a spymaster for counsel, for he will pontificate long after you have fallen into an unconscious stupor. Do not think spyreporting in DRAGONHEAD is the highlight of my life. As if buffeted by forces of nature beyond my control, I must take my leave of this place. Do not despair! I shall return!-- Novgorodny Vir DUELMASTER W L K POINTS TEAM NAME ETERNAL REST 8626 9 1 0 128 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306 14 2 0 151 BAD COMBOS (689) CUB 6810 12 9 0 142 NL CENTRAL (783) TIM SALMON 6290 13 4 0 126 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 18 4 1 123 BASH BROS CONDO (979) ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 13 1 1 121 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) MELTING FLOOD 8016 18 2 1 120 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) SHIFTED 7941 16 8 0 119 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000) TURNED OFF 7887 15 6 0 118 BASH BROS GAS (989) CONVENIENCE 7310 14 2 0 115 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) HINT OF SLIME 7503 9 9 0 111 ONE LETTER OFF (917) TRASH 6840 12 2 0 110 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 11 6 2 109 BAD COMBOS (689) OYAMI 8689 11 10 0 101 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) BOOGER KING 6588 22 4 0 100 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828 18 4 0 99 BASH BROS CONDO (979) -DANIEL TIGER 7885 7 2 0 98 PBS KIDS (920) FULCRUM 6122 18 6 0 97 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) SLO-PITCH 5815 17 3 0 97 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) ERNIE BANKS 8648 11 2 0 97 CUB GREATS (1121) SKIN TICKET 8630 8 7 2 97 FEAR FACTORY (1118) UNDERDOG 6250 16 4 0 96 MONGREL HORDE (680) ASTRO 6805 12 6 0 95 NL CENTRAL (783) POLLEN 6894 9 2 0 95 BASH BROS SPRING (799) ARRANGED 7312 12 2 2 94 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) LEAK 7886 16 4 1 93 BASH BROS GAS (989) BIASED JUDGES 8153 13 5 0 93 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) SIX-GUN TAROT 8680 8 3 0 93 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126) SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245 13 8 1 92 MONGREL HORDE (680) TOP DOG 6249 12 9 0 92 MONGREL HORDE (680) CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME STEROID GAMES 6309 11 5 1 92 BAD COMBOS (689) CHAMPIONS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME CHICKEN S#!^ 5952 20 22 0 90 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -LOCKE 9363 11 9 0 89 OUTLAWS (643) LOST IN COUCH 7734 9 3 1 83 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) LESS TASTE 7764 16 6 0 81 BASH BROS BEER (966) -NO VISIBILITY 8012 9 5 0 81 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) BREWER 6807 6 2 0 78 NL CENTRAL (783) DROP AND BREAK 7730 9 3 0 77 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) PIRATE 6806 13 8 0 76 NL CENTRAL (783) -PPV 6569 9 4 0 76 BASH BROS CABLE (736) TRUTH HURTS 8627 6 4 0 76 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) LITHIUM 8234 13 21 1 73 DEADLY RAGE (158) RAIN 6893 8 4 0 70 BASH BROS SPRING (799) APES OF WRATH 8827 7 10 0 70 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146) MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052 7 2 0 70 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) KEVIN BACON 8675 6 2 0 70 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) DIABETES 8099 7 1 0 67 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) CHALLENGER ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME POTTY BREAK 6838 10 4 0 66 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) TAX PENALTY 7311 8 6 0 66 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881) FLASHPOINT 8622 7 5 0 66 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116) LOLLYPOP 7873 3 1 0 62 SWEET TOOTH (986) LONG LINES 7537 11 10 0 61 BASH BROS DMV (924) NOT NEWS 7687 7 4 0 61 BASH BROS NEWS (951) BORROWS MONEY 8055 6 1 0 61 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022) NOT THE REAL THING 7762 13 9 0 60 BASH BROS BEER (966) BEAR 6221 9 5 1 57 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210 8 14 0 57 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127) HEART 8101 8 6 0 57 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031) YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 5 5 1 57 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212) ADEPTS W L K POINTS TEAM NAME OUT OF BATTERIES 7732 10 3 1 56 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) FLICKERING 8048 8 0 0 56 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) FLAME OUT 8205 4 1 1 56 KABOOMERS (1048) BRIGHT 8050 5 3 0 55 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029 8 2 0 51 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) -TIME BOMB 8204 3 0 0 51 KABOOMERS (1048) DEATH RATTLE 8618 3 2 0 50 FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115) -DIG FOR CAR 8015 8 4 0 49 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) MISSED STOP 8276 11 8 0 48 BASH BROS TRAIN (803) -FREE TRIAL 6573 11 1 0 48 BASH BROS CABLE (736) HACKED TO PIECES 8847 5 11 0 48 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150) -SOCCER 5459 6 4 1 46 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) FIRE STARTER 8061 8 2 0 42 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023) WANG YI 8775 5 6 0 41 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140) DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191 4 5 3 41 MONGREL HORDE (680) -SQUASH 5458 6 4 0 40 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) NO BATTERIES 7733 6 3 0 40 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) -ENTROPY 9822 3 1 0 38 OUTLAWS (643) -POOR SIGNAL STRENGTH 6570 10 3 1 37 BASH BROS CABLE (736) -NONSENSE 7320 5 1 0 35 BB MUSIC VIDEO (883) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME SHOPPING CART 6836 7 7 0 33 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) KILL THE LYCAN 8893 3 1 0 32 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153) -CARDINAL 8794 3 4 0 32 NL CENTRAL (783) -NONE 7314 3 1 0 28 BASH BROS VALENTINE (882) TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731 7 6 0 27 BASH BROS REMOTE (960) -NOTHING ON 8219 3 1 0 27 BASH BROS CABLE (736) CHALLENGER INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME NONSTANDARD 8051 4 4 0 26 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) -EXPENSIVE DINNER 7317 2 0 0 26 BASH BROS VALENTINE (882) MAGIK 5917 3 5 0 25 X-POSSE (579) FOXBAT 9863 2 0 0 25 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) -ROAD KILL 8272 3 2 0 24 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788) INITIATES W L K POINTS TEAM NAME -BASEBALL 5460 5 5 1 23 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) -DISPOSAL FEE 8221 2 0 0 23 BASH BROS TIRES (796) -CATNIP 8203 2 1 0 23 KABOOMERS (1048) -STUPID PEOPLE 7539 2 1 0 23 BASH BROS DMV (924) NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026 5 3 1 22 BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826) THE RED SHORE 9180 2 15 0 21 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) -LAZY 9825 2 0 0 21 BASH BROS DMV (924) IVORY ONYX 9747 2 1 0 21 FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291) -BUYING INNOCENCE 6543 2 2 0 18 BASH BROS LAWYER (730) MIA HAMM 9358 1 6 1 18 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) SEVERA LE DOUX 9775 2 1 0 15 FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295) CATWALK 9880 1 1 0 11 X-POSSE (579) DIM 8047 1 0 0 11 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) -PRIMUS BASHER 7871 1 0 0 10 BAD COMBOS (689) -FLANKER 6222 1 0 0 10 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) ICE OVER 9800 1 0 0 9 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211) DOG GONE IT 9950 1 0 0 8 MONGREL HORDE (680) SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683 1 1 0 8 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) -FITBIT 9841 1 0 0 5 NEW WORLD (1299) SPITEFUL 9814 0 1 0 5 FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144) HARD TO REACH 8049 1 0 0 3 BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021) -POINTLESS 9866 0 2 0 2 OUTLAWS (643) -NUCLEAR 9838 0 1 0 1 NEW WORLD (1299) CYPHER 9902 0 1 0 1 X-POSSE (579) -LOSER 1 9368 0 1 0 1 KABOOMERS (1048) -CLOSES EARLY 7536 0 1 0 1 BASH BROS DMV (924) FROGGER 6123 0 1 0 1 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) '-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn. THE DEAD W L K TEAM NAME SLAIN BY TURN Revenge? MR RIGHT HANDED 6876 27 27 1 BASH BROS TIRES 796 HIGH ELF 317 NONE LOUSY MUSIC 7319 2 1 0 BB MUSIC VIDEO 883 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188 315 HELLKNIGHT 9789 2 1 1 OUTLAWS 643 RERUNS 9161 314 POST 9881 0 2 0 OUTLAWS 643 SPYMASTER 317 NONE HOCKEY 5461 16 3 0 SPORTS CRIP PLAY 590 MOUNTAIN TROLL 317 NONE THE BLUE TOAD 8694 6 10 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127 DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 316 HYPERSTORM 9879 0 2 0 X-POSSE 579 HIGH ELF 317 NONE VENUS DEE MILO 5720 12 8 0 X-POSSE 579 ARENAMASTER 317 NONE PERSONAL ADS LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS MR RIGHT HANDED was butchered by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena fight. HOCKEY was viciously butchered by MOUNTAIN TROLL in a 3 minute Dark Arena duel. PAY PER SECOND murdered DARK CHAMPION in a action packed 1 minute Dark Arena fight. VENUS DEE MILO was butchered by ARENAMASTER in a 2 minute gory Dark Arena fight. POST was murdered by SPYMASTER in a 1 minute Dark Arena competition. HYPERSTORM was dealt death by HIGH ELF in a 1 minute Dark Arena duel. LAWN DART CATCHING defeated BIASED JUDGES in a 2 minute veteran's Challenge struggle. TIM SALMON overcame SKIN TICKET in a 1 minute expert's Challenge fight. HINT OF SLIME won victory over ARRANGED in a 2 minute expert's Challenge duel. SNOOP DOGGY DOGG vanquished LITHIUM in a 1 minute uneven Challenge fight. TOP DOG vanquished RAIN in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge fight. CHICKEN S#!^ was overpowered by TRASH in a popular 1 minute one-sided Challenge melee. ERNIE BANKS demolished TRUTH HURTS in a 1 minute mismatched Challenge competition. BREWER devastated YOUR LAST NIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge battle. BEAR narrowly defeated HACKED TO PIECES in a 3 minute Challenge conflict. DOG DAYS OF SUMMER was handily defeated by BORROWS MONEY in a 1 minute fight. FOXBAT defeated THE RED SHORE in a 2 minute gruesome Challenge struggle. STEROID GAMES was handily defeated by ETERNAL REST in a 1 minute Title bout. ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. MELTING FLOOD savagely defeated SLO-PITCH in a popular 2 minute bloody veteran's bout. SHIFTED bested FULCRUM in a 1 minute veteran's contest. TURNED OFF overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute one-sided duel. LEAK was beaten by CUB in a action packed 2 minute expert's fray. NOISY NEIGHBOR devastated VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 1 minute one-sided bout. NOSY NEIGHBOR defeated ASTRO in a 2 minute expert's fight. CONVENIENCE overpowered VETERAN MERCENARY in a popular 1 minute gory uneven fight. PIRATE was demolished by OYAMI in a 1 minute one-sided melee. BOOGER KING won victory over VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a 3 minute veteran's fray. UNDERDOG beat LOST IN COUCH in a exciting 3 minute expert's competition. SIX-GUN TAROT overpowered TAX PENALTY in a 1 minute uneven fight. KEVIN BACON was handily defeated by POLLEN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided fight. MISSED STOP was overpowered by FLASHPOINT in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight. POTTY BREAK overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided fray. WANG YI was devastated by NOT NEWS in a crowd pleasing 1 minute brutal one-sided duel. HEART was subdued by APES OF WRATH in a 2 minute struggle. DROP AND BREAK overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute one-sided fray. DIABETES demolished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute mismatched match. FIRE STARTER was subdued by TOMMYKNOCKERS in a popular 1 minute gory duel. MAKESMELOOKBAD won victory over KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute bloody bout. NOT THE REAL THING savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 2 minute uneven competition. LESS TASTE overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven battle. LOLLYPOP was vanquished by BRIGHT in a 1 minute one-sided struggle. FLICKERING outwaited THE USEROUS MERCHANT in a unpopular 17 minute duel. OUT OF BATTERIES overpowered DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute one-sided brawl. LONG LINES overcame DEATH RATTLE in a crowd pleasing 2 minute brutal melee. FLAME OUT overpowered NONSTANDARD in a 1 minute one-sided fight. PITCH FOR INSURANCE overpowered CAPTURED ORC in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel. TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM was luckily beaten by KILL THE LYCAN in a 1 minute competition. NO BATTERIES savagely defeated CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute bloody match. SHOPPING CART narrowly defeated IVORY ONYX in a 2 minute brutal battle. MAGIK overpowered SEVERA LE DOUX in a 1 minute mismatched bout. NO CARS AVAILABLE bested MIA HAMM in a exciting 1 minute bloody conflict. CATWALK demolished FROGGER in a 1 minute mismatched battle. SIR LOIN OF BEEF was savagely defeated by DIM in a 2 minute brutal novice's brawl. SPITEFUL was outwaited by HARD TO REACH in a tiring 9 minute novice's brawl. ICE OVER won victory over CYPHER in a 2 minute novice's struggle. DOG GONE IT luckily beat MORDANT DESERTER in a 2 minute amateur's brawl. BATTLE REPORT MOST POPULAR RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS |FIGHTING STYLE FIGHTS FIGHTING STYLE W - L - K PERCENT| |LUNGING ATTACK 19 PARRY-LUNGE 62 - 21 - 0 75 | |STRIKING ATTACK 17 STRIKING ATTACK 63 - 35 - 2 64 | |BASHING ATTACK 13 PARRY-STRIKE 19 - 13 - 2 59 | |AIMED BLOW 10 BASHING ATTACK 70 - 49 - 1 59 | |TOTAL PARRY 10 TOTAL PARRY 28 - 21 - 0 57 | |WALL OF STEEL 9 AIMED BLOW 60 - 56 - 1 52 | |PARRY-LUNGE 7 LUNGING ATTACK 76 - 80 - 3 49 | |PARRY-STRIKE 3 SLASHING ATTACK 17 - 23 - 3 43 | |PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 WALL OF STEEL 21 - 33 - 1 39 | |SLASHING ATTACK 2 PARRY-RIPOSTE 5 - 8 - 0 38 | Turn 317 was great if you Not so great if you used The fighting styles of the used the fighting styles: the fighting styles: top eleven warriors are: PARRY-RIPOSTE 2 - 0 STRIKING ATTACK 8 - 9 3 STRIKING ATTACK PARRY-LUNGE 6 - 1 PARRY-STRIKE 0 - 3 3 PARRY-LUNGE BASHING ATTACK 10 - 3 SLASHING ATTACK 0 - 2 2 LUNGING ATTACK LUNGING ATTACK 11 - 8 1 PARRY-RIPOSTE WALL OF STEEL 5 - 4 1 AIMED BLOW AIMED BLOW 5 - 5 1 BASHING ATTACK TOTAL PARRY 5 - 5 TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE FIGHTING STYLE WARRIOR W L K PNTS TEAM NAME STRIKING ATTACK ETERNAL REST 8626 9 1 0 128 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117) LUNGING ATTACK CUB 6810 12 9 0 142 NL CENTRAL (783) PARRY-RIPOSTE TIM SALMON 6290 13 4 0 126 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656) AIMED BLOW NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827 18 4 1 123 BASH BROS CONDO (979) BASHING ATTACK ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154 13 1 1 121 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039) PARRY-LUNGE MELTING FLOOD 8016 18 2 1 120 BASH BROS SNOW (1014) WALL OF STEEL LAWN DART CATCHING 6308 11 6 2 109 BAD COMBOS (689) TOTAL PARRY BOOGER KING 6588 22 4 0 100 BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739) SLASHING ATTACK FULCRUM 6122 18 6 0 97 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671) Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above. The overall popularity leader is MELTING FLOOD 8016. The most popular warrior this turn was LOST IN COUCH 7734. The ten other most popular fighters were CUB 6810, LEAK 7886, MELTING FLOOD 8016, DEATH RATTLE 8618, LAWN DART CATCHING 6308, ETERNAL REST 8626, BEAR 6221, NOT THE REAL THING 7762, IVORY ONYX 9747, and DIM 8047. The least popular fighter this week was FLICKERING 8048. The other ten least popular fighters were HARD TO REACH 8049, SPITEFUL 9814, DOG GONE IT 9950, SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683, FROGGER 6123, SEVERA LE DOUX 9775, NONSTANDARD 8051, LOLLYPOP 7873, FIRE STARTER 8061, and MISSED STOP 8276. The following warriors have traveled to AD after fighting this turn: HOCKEY (72-5461) SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590) PAY PER SECOND (72-6542) BASH BROS LAWYER (730) MR RIGHT HANDED (72-6876) BASH BROS TIRES (796)