DUEL 2 NEWSLETTER

Date   : 09/14/2017    Duedate: 10/11/2017

DRAGONHEAD ARENA

DM-72    TURN-318

This Weeks Top Honors

THE DUELMASTER IS

ETERNAL REST
FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
(72-8626) [10-1-0,141]

Chartered Recognition Leader   Unchartered Recognition Leader

ETERNAL REST                   FLAME OUT
FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)          KABOOMERS (1048)
(72-8626) [10-1-0,141]         (72-8205) [5-1-1,66]

Popularity Leader              This Weeks Favorite

SKIN TICKET                    LOST IN COUCH
FEAR FACTORY (1118)            BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
(72-8630) [9-7-2,111]          (72-7734) [9-4-1,89]

THE CURRENT TOP TEAM

BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)

          TEAMS ON THE MOVE            TOP CAREER HONORS
Team Name                  Point Gain  Chartered Team
1. X-POSSE (579)               36
2. BASH BROS REMOTE (960)      31      CUB GREATS (1121)
3. ONE LETTER OFF (917)        22      Unchartered Team
4. MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)       21
5. BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)    17      FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)

The Top Teams

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
 1/ 1 CUB GREATS (1121)         12   2  0 85.7   1/ 1 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  9  1 0
 2/ 5 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  15   3  0 83.3   2/ 2 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       8  3 0
 3/ 4 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  28   6  1 82.4   3/ 7 NL CENTRAL (783)          8  4 1
 4/ 3 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     37   9  1 80.4   4/21 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    6  4 1
 5- 8 PBS KIDS (920)             8   2  1 80.0   5/ 9*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   6  4 0
 6/ 9 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     63  16  2 79.7   6/ 8 MONGREL HORDE (680)       6  9 1
 7/ 7 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  43  11  1 79.6   7/ 3 BASH BROS CONDO (979)     5  1 0
 8-10*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)       7   2  0 77.8   8/10 BASH BROS GAS (989)       5  1 0
 9/13 BASH BROS GAS (989)       33  10  1 76.7   9/ 5 BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)  5  1 0
10/11 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  36  11  4 76.6  10/12 BASH BROS OLYMPIC (1039)  5  1 0
11/ 6 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   13   4  0 76.5  11/ 6 BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)  5  4 2
12/25*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)     3   1  0 75.0  12/25 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)     5  5 1
13-14*SWEET TOOTH (986)          3   1  0 75.0  13/35 X-POSSE (579)             5 10 0
14/15 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      44  16  0 73.3  14/ 4 BASH BROS BEER (966)      4  2 0
15/18 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   51  20  2 71.8  15/26 CUB GREATS (1121)         3  0 0
16/19 BAD COMBOS (689)          38  16  3 70.4  16/17 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     3  0 0
17/20 RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)       45  19  2 70.3  17/18 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)     3  0 0
18/17 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  14   6  1 70.0  18/22 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     3  1 0

Career Win-Loss Record           W   L  K    %  Win-Loss Record Last 3 Turns    W  L K
19/21 BASH BROS REMOTE (960)    44  20  3 68.8  19/11 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  3  3 0
20/24 BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)     17   8  0 68.0  20/13 BASH BROS RENTAL C (826)  3  3 0
21/16*BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)   21  10  0 67.7  21/14 BAD COMBOS (689)          3  3 0
22/23 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    18   9  0 66.7  22/24 BASH BROS SPRING (799)    3  3 0
23/22 BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)  16   8  0 66.7  23/37*KABOOMERS (1048)          2  0 0
24-27 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    60  31  3 65.9  24/36 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    2  0 0
25/29 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)  34  18  0 65.4  25/38 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    2  0 0
26/28 BASH BROS BEER (966)      30  16  0 65.2  26/28 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)     2  1 0
27/30 MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)    127  69  7 64.8  27/27 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)    2  1 0
28/32 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)     16   9  0 64.0  28/30 FEAR FACTORY (1118)       2  1 0
29/35*KABOOMERS (1048)          10   6  1 62.5  29/31 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      2  1 0
30/31 BASH BROS DMV (924)       32  20  0 61.5  30/16 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)     2  1 0
31/34 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     25  16  0 61.0  31/49 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)    2  2 0
32-33 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     54  35  2 60.7  32/20 BASH BROS DMV (924)       2  3 0
33/36 MONGREL HORDE (680)       64  47  8 57.7  33/50 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)   2  3 0
34/40*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)      4   3  0 57.1  34/23 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     2  4 0
35/38 NL CENTRAL (783)          55  43  1 56.1  35-15 OUTLAWS (643)             2  4 0
36/37 DEADLY RAGE (158)        171 139 10 55.2  36/ 0*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)     1  0 0
37/39 ONE LETTER OFF (917)      10   9  0 52.6  37-43 BASH BROS LAWYER (730)    1  1 1
38/26*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)     2   2  0 50.0  38/54*FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)     1  1 0
39/41 X-POSSE (579)             66  74  1 47.1  39/42*FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)    1  1 0
40/44 FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)     6   7  1 46.2  40-33 BASH BROS TIRES (796)     1  1 0
41/42 ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)    49  62  2 44.1  41/44 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   1  2 0
42/43 DYNASTY WARRIORS (1140)   62  86  2 41.9  42/29 BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)   1  2 0
43/46 FEAR FACTORY (1118)        9  13  2 40.9  43/47 DEADLY RAGE (158)         1  2 0
44/48 FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)      8  12  0 40.0  44/32 BASH BROS FAST FOO (739)  1  2 0
45-47 OUTLAWS (643)             99 163 15 37.8  45/48 BASH BROS TRAIN (803)     1  2 0
46/45 VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)     39  65  1 37.5  46/34 BASH BROS NEWS (951)      1  3 0
47/50 FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)    10  19  0 34.5  47/45 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)    0  3 0
48/49 FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)      7  15  0 31.8  48-51*NEW WORLD (1299)          0  3 0
49/ 0*H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)      2   5  0 28.6  49/53*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)     0  2 0
50/51 FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)     5  16  0 23.8  50/41*FEAR FACTORY 29 (1291)    0  2 0
51/52 FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)     4  19  0 17.4  51-52*SWEET TOOTH (986)         0  1 0
52-53*NEW WORLD (1299)           1   7  0 12.5  52-40 PBS KIDS (920)            0  1 0
53/54*FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)      1  13  0  7.1  53-46*BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)      0  1 0

    '*'   Unchartered team                       '-'  Team did not fight this turn
   (###)  Avoid teams by their Team Id          ##/## This turn's/Last turn's rank

                                      SPY REPORT

     Well, what are you looking at, DRAGONHEAD?  Ain't you never seen Snide Clemens 
before?  Ah, shaddup and listen to my news.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying 
drinks for BASH BROS REMOTE's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before 
long.  A 3-2-1 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join MEAT YOUR MAKER's celebration over their good record this turn.  
12th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for X-POSSE's good 
turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 3-2-0 makes for a big thirst.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join CUB GREATS' 
celebration over their good record this turn.  15th place, not bad.  If The Swinging 
Aardvark is buying drinks for KABOOMERS' good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry 
before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big thirst.  With any luck, I can sneak into The 
Swinging Aardvark and join ON MY BOOKSHELF's celebration over their good record this 
turn.  24th place, not bad.  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for FEAR 
FACTORY 16's good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes 
for a big thirst.  Why not, I'm having a good day, so I feel sorry for FEAR FACTORY 
9, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 14 into 30th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  
With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging Aardvark and join FEAR FACTORY 19's 
celebration over their good record this turn.  31st place, not bad.  Oh, this is too 
good to be true!  BASH BROS DMV has fallen to 32nd place after going 0-1-0 this turn. 
Who's bragging now?  If The Swinging Aardvark is buying drinks for SPORTS CRIP PLAYS' 
good turn, I'm afraid the place will be dry before long.  A 1-0-0 makes for a big 
thirst.  Look out below!  VAR'S FAV BARS is on the way down, falling to 34th from 
23rd with a 0-2-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  With any luck, I can sneak into The Swinging 
Aardvark and join FEAR FACTORY 4's celebration over their good record this turn.  
38th place, not bad.  Oh, this is too good to be true!  BASH BROS CANDLE has fallen 
to 42nd place after going 0-1-0 this turn.  Who's bragging now?  Why not, I'm having 
a good day, so I feel sorry for BASH BROS FAST FOOD, who went 0-1-0 and dropped 12 
into 44th.  Here's my pity, for what it's worth.  Look out below!  BASH BROS NEWS is 
on the way down, falling to 46th from 34th with a 0-1-0!  Ha ha ha ha!  Now let's all 
watch NL CENTRAL's heads swell from their 3-1-1 this turn.  Haa ha ha ha!  Big shots, 
big talk, big deal.  Of course, we're all terribly impressed to see ARRANGED win a 
fight and gain 24 points, terribly.  Tsk, tsk, POLLEN beat CUB and CUB lost 53 
points.  You're breakin' my heart.  LAWN DART CATCHING challenged DRAGONHEAD's 
Duelmaster for a shot at the throne.  And if variety is the spice of life, DRAGONHEAD 
may be getting bland, as ETERNAL REST stays top dog in the city.  The Swinging 
Aardvark, humph!  I've tasted better ale at mortuaries.  Where do they get this 
stuff?  From DRAGONHEAD's trash dumps?   
     Well, let's take a look at some more misdeeds of you miserable sword-boys.  
DRAGONHEAD, I am losing what little hope I had in you.  OUTLAWS the most avoided 
team?  What insult will suffice, I cannot say.  And who led the way in this mass act 
of cowardice?  Let's see, well, whatcha know?  It was BASH BROS LIGHTS.  Ha ha ha ha! 
MAGIK was challenged more times this turn than the Duelmaster.  Now was the DM 
insulted or feared?  Heh, heh.  I guess I can give a little credit to ERNIE BANKS of 
CUB GREATS for challenging up by 18 to CONVENIENCE.  ERNIE BANKS won to get 110 
points of recognition.  And we have SHOPPING CART in a challenge, going down 8 points 
for the fight.  Guess what?  I thought SHOPPING CART showed great skill and promise 
when he was defeated by MAGIK.  All right, so I slept through it!  Big deal!   
     Ah, now we come to my favorite part, where we see all the guys who are dead and 
gone, and get to see if their team cared.  Bye bye, warrior, bye bye...  TOP DOG, a 
glorious 12-9-0 fighter, has passed away.  Gee, too bad MONGREL HORDE.  Let's see, 
7-2-0.  Pretty good record for a living warrior.  A sad one though, for a dead one.  
Such is the case for DIABETES of BASH BROS DISEASE.  Tsk.  And what a stunning loss 
we have here, boys and girls, WANG YI of DYNASTY WARRIORS has added the final loss to 
his 5-6-0.  Tee hee!  I can't say as I'm proud to find out that BASH BROS MARRIAGE's 
TAX PENALTY has killed WANG YI from DYNASTY WARRIORS.  I can say I wish DYNASTY 
WARRIORS good luck in their bloodfeud.  Honor is like a chainmail shirt, it only 
shines through use.  Certain nameless cowards will doubtless rebuke me on this one.   
     There's got to be a better place in DRAGONHEAD to get a drink than The Swinging 
Aardvark!  Any suggestions?  Just wait 'till next time I show up here, I won't be so 
nice!  So nyaaah!  I see the crowds are getting restless, I must leave now-- Snide 
Clemens  

DUELMASTER                     W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 ETERNAL REST 8626            10   1  0   141       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-TURBULENT BILLIARDS 6306     14   2  0   151       BAD COMBOS (689)
 HINT OF SLIME 7503           10   9  0   133       ONE LETTER OFF (917)
 NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827           19   4  1   126       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
-TIM SALMON 6290              13   4  0   126       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 MELTING FLOOD 8016           19   2  1   125       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154     14   1  1   123       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
 SHIFTED 7941                 17   8  0   122       BB SIDE MIRROR (1000)
 TURNED OFF 7887              16   6  0   121       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 ARRANGED 7312                13   2  3   118       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 TRASH 6840                   13   2  0   116       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 ASTRO 6805                   13   6  0   114       NL CENTRAL (783)
 POLLEN 6894                  10   2  0   111       BASH BROS SPRING (799)
 SKIN TICKET 8630              9   7  2   111       FEAR FACTORY (1118)
 ERNIE BANKS 8648             12   2  0   110       CUB GREATS (1121)
 SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 6245        14   8  1   105       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 SIX-GUN TAROT 8680            9   3  0   103       ON MY BOOKSHELF (1126)
 SLO-PITCH 5815               18   3  0   101       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 BIASED JUDGES 8153           14   5  0    99       BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)

CHALLENGER CHAMPIONS           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 STEROID GAMES 6309           12   5  1    99       BAD COMBOS (689)
 BREWER 6807                   7   2  1    98       NL CENTRAL (783)
-DANIEL TIGER 7885             7   2  0    98       PBS KIDS (920)
-FULCRUM 6122                 18   6  0    97       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 LEAK 7886                    17   4  1    97       BASH BROS GAS (989)
 CONVENIENCE 7310             14   3  0    96       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 UNDERDOG 6250                16   5  0    93       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 OYAMI 8689                   11  11  0    93       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 LAWN DART CATCHING 6308      11   7  2    92       BAD COMBOS (689)
 CHICKEN S#!^ 5952            20  23  0    91       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)

CHAMPIONS                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 BOOGER KING 6588             22   5  0    90       BASH BROS FAST FOOD (739)
 DROP AND BREAK 7730          10   3  0    90       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 NOISY NEIGHBOR 7828          18   5  0    89       BASH BROS CONDO (979)
 CUB 6810                     12  10  0    89       NL CENTRAL (783)
-LOCKE 9363                   11   9  0    89       OUTLAWS (643)
 LOST IN COUCH 7734            9   4  1    89       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 PIRATE 6806                  14   8  0    82       NL CENTRAL (783)
-NO VISIBILITY 8012            9   5  0    81       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 HEART 8101                    9   6  0    80       BASH BROS DISEASE (1031)
 KEVIN BACON 8675              7   2  0    80       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 LESS TASTE 7764              16   7  0    78       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 MAKESMELOOKBAD 8052           8   2  0    76       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
-TRUTH HURTS 8627              6   4  0    76       FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
 LITHIUM 8234                 13  22  1    74       DEADLY RAGE (158)
 TAX PENALTY 7311              9   6  1    74       BASH BROS MARRIAGE (881)
 NOT THE REAL THING 7762      14   9  0    73       BASH BROS BEER (966)
 FLASHPOINT 8622               8   5  0    73       FEAR FACTORY 3 (1116)
 BORROWS MONEY 8055            7   1  0    70       BASH BROS BROTHER (1022)
 POTTY BREAK 6838             11   4  0    69       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 RAIN 6893                     8   5  0    68       BASH BROS SPRING (799)

CHALLENGER ADEPTS              W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188          6   5  1    66       FEAR FACTORY 18 (1212)
 FLAME OUT 8205                5   1  1    66       KABOOMERS (1048)
 BRIGHT 8050                   6   3  0    62       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-LOLLYPOP 7873                 3   1  0    62       SWEET TOOTH (986)
 OUT OF BATTERIES 7732        11   3  1    61       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 APES OF WRATH 8827            7  11  0    61       FEAR FACTORY 9 (1146)
 MISSED STOP 8276             12   8  0    59       BASH BROS TRAIN (803)
 FLICKERING 8048               9   0  0    59       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
 BEAR 6221                     9   6  1    58       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 NOT NEWS 7687                 7   5  0    58       BASH BROS NEWS (951)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
 DEATH RATTLE 8618             4   2  0    56       FEAR FACTORY 4 (1115)
 LONG LINES 7537              11  11  0    54       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210            8  15  0    54       VAR'S FAV BARS (1127)
 HACKED TO PIECES 8847         5  12  0    51       FEAR FACTORY 13 (1150)
-TIME BOMB 8204                3   0  0    51       KABOOMERS (1048)
-DIG FOR CAR 8015              8   4  0    49       BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
 KILL THE LYCAN 8893           4   1  0    48       FEAR FACTORY 16 (1153)
 NO BATTERIES 7733             7   3  1    46       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
-SOCCER 5459                   6   4  1    46       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 PITCH FOR INSURANCE 7029      8   3  0    43       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 FIRE STARTER 8061             8   3  0    41       BASH BROS CANDLE (1023)
-SQUASH 5458                   6   4  0    40       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
 DOG DAYS OF SUMMER 9191       4   6  3    39       MONGREL HORDE (680)
-ENTROPY 9822                  3   1  0    38       OUTLAWS (643)
 MAGIK 5917                    4   5  0    37       X-POSSE (579)

ADEPTS                         W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-NONSENSE 7320                 5   1  0    35       BB MUSIC VIDEO (883)

CHALLENGER INITIATES           W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-CARDINAL 8794                 3   4  0    32       NL CENTRAL (783)
 FOXBAT 9863                   3   0  0    32       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 HYACINTH 9549                 2   0  0    32       H IS FOR HIPPO (1266)
 SHOPPING CART 6836            7   8  0    29       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
 TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM 7731        7   7  0    28       BASH BROS REMOTE (960)
 NO CARS AVAILABLE 7026        6   3  1    28       BASH BROS RENTAL CAR (826)
 MIA HAMM 9358                 2   6  2    28       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 THE RED SHORE 9180            3  15  0    27       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
-ROAD KILL 8272                3   2  0    24       BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)

INITIATES                      W   L  K POINTS      TEAM NAME                  
-BASEBALL 5460                 5   5  1    23       SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
-DISPOSAL FEE 8221             2   0  0    23       BASH BROS TIRES (796)
-CATNIP 8203                   2   1  0    23       KABOOMERS (1048)
-STUPID PEOPLE 7539            2   1  0    23       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 NONSTANDARD 8051              4   5  0    21       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-LAZY 9825                     2   0  0    21       BASH BROS DMV (924)
 SEVERA LE DOUX 9775           3   1  0    20       FEAR FACTORY 25 (1295)
-BUYING INNOCENCE 6543         2   2  0    18       BASH BROS LAWYER (730)
 FERAL 9960                    1   0  0    17       X-POSSE (579)
 DIM 8047                      1   1  0    10       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-PRIMUS BASHER 7871            1   0  0    10       BAD COMBOS (689)
-FLANKER 6222                  1   0  0    10       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
 DOMINO 9959                   1   0  0     9       X-POSSE (579)
 FROGGER 6123                  1   1  0     9       RUSSIAN BIRDS (671)
-ICE OVER 9800                 1   0  0     9       FEAR FACTORY 19 (1211)
 CATWALK 9880                  1   2  0     8       X-POSSE (579)
-SIR LOIN OF BEEF 9683         1   1  0     8       MEAT YOUR MAKER (656)
 DOG GONE IT 9950              1   1  0     6       MONGREL HORDE (680)
 SPITEFUL 9814                 0   2  0     6       FEAR FACTORY 7 (1144)
-FITBIT 9841                   1   0  0     5       NEW WORLD (1299)
 HARD TO REACH 8049            1   1  0     4       BASH BROS LIGHTS (1021)
-POINTLESS 9866                0   2  0     2       OUTLAWS (643)
 CYPHER 9902                   0   2  0     2       X-POSSE (579)
-NUCLEAR 9838                  0   1  0     1       NEW WORLD (1299)
-LOSER 1 9368                  0   1  0     1       KABOOMERS (1048)
-CLOSES EARLY 7536             0   1  0     1       BASH BROS DMV (924)

'-' denotes a warrior who did not fight this turn.

THE DEAD                W  L K TEAM NAME            SLAIN BY              TURN Revenge?
CAPTURED ORC            0  0 0                      NO BATTERIES 7733     318  NONE
DIABETES 8099           7  2 0 BASH BROS DISEA 1031 BREWER 6807           318   
LOUSY MUSIC 7319        2  1 0 BB MUSIC VIDEO 883   YOUR LAST NIGHT 9188  315   
WANG YI 8775            5  7 0 DYNASTY WARRIOR 1140 TAX PENALTY 7311      318   
IVORY ONYX 9747         2  2 0 FEAR FACTORY 29 1291 MIA HAMM 9358         318   
TOP DOG 6249           12 10 0 MONGREL HORDE 680    ARRANGED 7312         318   
HELLKNIGHT 9789         2  1 1 OUTLAWS 643          RERUNS 9161           314  NONE
THE BLUE TOAD 8694      6 10 0 VAR'S FAV BARS 1127  DOG DAYS OF SUMM 9191 316   

                                     PERSONAL ADS

                                  LAST WEEK'S FIGHTS

FOXBAT bested NONSTANDARD in a 2 minute Challenge fight.
UNDERDOG was viciously subdued by SKIN TICKET in a 5 minute veteran's Challenge duel.
ERNIE BANKS defeated CONVENIENCE in a 1 minute master's Challenge duel.
LAWN DART CATCHING was devastated by ETERNAL REST in a 1 minute Challenge Title fight.
SNOOP DOGGY DOGG subdued OYAMI in a 2 minute master's Challenge competition.
KEVIN BACON overpowered APES OF WRATH in a 1 minute one-sided Challenge struggle.
CHICKEN S#!^ was devastated by SIX-GUN TAROT in a 2 minute Challenge competition.
BEAR was viciously subdued by BORROWS MONEY in a 6 minute Challenge duel.
DOG DAYS OF SUMMER was savagely defeated by DEATH RATTLE in a 2 minute Challenge duel.
SHOPPING CART was savagely defeated by MAGIK in a 3 minute Challenge match.
MIA HAMM slew IVORY ONYX in a 1 minute Challenge match.
CATWALK was subdued by SEVERA LE DOUX in a 1 minute Challenge competition.
FROGGER overcame HARD TO REACH in a 2 minute novice's Challenge contest.
TRASH demolished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a crowd pleasing 1 minute one-sided brawl.
NOISY NEIGHBOR was overpowered by ASTRO in a 1 minute one-sided duel.
POLLEN devastated CUB in a exciting 1 minute uneven duel.
ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS viciously subdued CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a 1 minute brawl.
BIASED JUDGES overpowered LITHIUM in a exciting 1 minute one-sided match.
BOOGER KING was overpowered by HINT OF SLIME in a 2 minute mismatched fight.
NOSY NEIGHBOR overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute uneven fight.
MELTING FLOOD overpowered M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute uneven fray.
SHIFTED handily defeated CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a exciting 1 minute one-sided contest.
TURNED OFF overpowered CONVICTED ASSASSIN in a popular 1 minute one-sided duel.
SLO-PITCH defeated LOST IN COUCH in a action packed 4 minute veteran's bout.
LEAK savagely defeated KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute gory expert's duel.
ARRANGED easily killed TOP DOG in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
STEROID GAMES vanquished RAIN in a 1 minute one-sided bout.
MAKESMELOOKBAD defeated KUNG-FU MASTER in a 2 minute duel.
PIRATE handily defeated TOMMYKNOCKERS in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
BREWER assassinated DIABETES in a 1 minute brutal one-sided fight.
LESS TASTE was beaten by KHALHUMS DWARF in a 2 minute bloody veteran's fray.
DROP AND BREAK vanquished VENEMOUS CONCUBINE in a exciting 1 minute mismatched fight.
LONG LINES was subdued by YOUR LAST NIGHT in a 2 minute struggle.
FLASHPOINT beat NOT NEWS in a popular 1 minute fray.
HEART demolished VETERAN MERCENARY in a 2 minute mismatched match.
TAX PENALTY murdered WANG YI in a 1 minute gory one-sided duel.
NOT THE REAL THING won victory over M. CHARDINEE in a 1 minute bout.
POTTY BREAK viciously subdued HACKED TO PIECES in a crowd pleasing 8 minute match.
FLICKERING outlasted FRATSFA SLAVE in a dull 13 minute one-sided fight.
BRIGHT vanquished AMBITIOUS GUARD in a 1 minute one-sided struggle.
FIRE STARTER was viciously subdued by KILL THE LYCAN in a 7 minute duel.
PITCH FOR INSURANCE was devastated by FLAME OUT in a 1 minute mismatched match.
NO BATTERIES viciously butchered CAPTURED ORC in a 1 minute brutal match.
OUT OF BATTERIES overpowered FRATSFA SLAVE in a 1 minute one-sided battle.
MISSED STOP vanquished DANGEROUS CRIMINAL in a 1 minute gruesome one-sided bout.
TAKENOUTOFTHEROOM was defeated by HYACINTH in a 2 minute gruesome competition.
THE RED SHORE savagely defeated DOG GONE IT in a 3 minute master vs. novice match.
NO CARS AVAILABLE overpowered CYPHER in a 1 minute mismatched bout.
DIM was devastated by FERAL in a 1 minute one-sided conflict.
SPITEFUL was bested by DOMINO in a 1 minute novice's battle.

                                    BATTLE REPORT

             MOST POPULAR                        RECORD DURING THE LAST 10 TURNS     
|FIGHTING STYLE               FIGHTS        FIGHTING STYLE     W -   L -  K   PERCENT|
|LUNGING ATTACK                  18         PARRY-LUNGE       63 -  14 -  0      82  |
|STRIKING ATTACK                 14         STRIKING ATTACK   70 -  30 -  3      70  |
|BASHING ATTACK                  12         BASHING ATTACK    66 -  45 -  4      59  |
|AIMED BLOW                      11         PARRY-STRIKE      17 -  12 -  2      59  |
|WALL OF STEEL                    9         AIMED BLOW        59 -  50 -  1      54  |
|PARRY-LUNGE                      8         TOTAL PARRY       28 -  24 -  0      54  |
|TOTAL PARRY                      8         LUNGING ATTACK    73 -  75 -  2      49  |
|PARRY-RIPOSTE                    1         SLASHING ATTACK   15 -  19 -  3      44  |
|PARRY-STRIKE                     1         PARRY-RIPOSTE      6 -   8 -  0      43  |
|SLASHING ATTACK                  1         WALL OF STEEL     17 -  39 -  0      30  |

Turn 318 was great if you     Not so great if you used      The fighting styles of the
used the fighting styles:     the fighting styles:          top eleven warriors are:

PARRY-LUNGE        8 -  0     LUNGING ATTACK     8 - 10         4  STRIKING ATTACK
PARRY-RIPOSTE      1 -  0     TOTAL PARRY        3 -  5         3  PARRY-LUNGE    
STRIKING ATTACK   13 -  1     WALL OF STEEL      1 -  8         1  LUNGING ATTACK 
AIMED BLOW         8 -  3     PARRY-STRIKE       0 -  1         1  AIMED BLOW     
BASHING ATTACK     7 -  5     SLASHING ATTACK    0 -  1         1  PARRY-RIPOSTE  
                                                                1  BASHING ATTACK 

                               TOP WARRIOR OF EACH STYLE

FIGHTING STYLE   WARRIOR                     W   L  K PNTS TEAM NAME                  
STRIKING ATTACK  ETERNAL REST 8626          10   1  0  141 FEAR FACTORY 2 (1117)
LUNGING ATTACK   HINT OF SLIME 7503         10   9  0  133 ONE LETTER OFF (917)
AIMED BLOW       NOSY NEIGHBOR 7827         19   4  1  126 BASH BROS CONDO (979)
PARRY-LUNGE      MELTING FLOOD 8016         19   2  1  125 BASH BROS SNOW (1014)
BASHING ATTACK   ANNOYING ANNOUNCERS 8154   14   1  1  123 BASH BROS OLYMPICS (1039)
TOTAL PARRY      SLO-PITCH 5815             18   3  0  101 SPORTS CRIP PLAYS (590)
WALL OF STEEL    UNDERDOG 6250              16   5  0   93 MONGREL HORDE (680)
PARRY-RIPOSTE    POTTY BREAK 6838           11   4  0   69 BASH BROS ROADSIDE (788)
Note: Warriors have a winning record and are an Adept or Above.

The overall popularity leader is SKIN TICKET 8630.  The most popular warrior this 
turn was LOST IN COUCH 7734.  The ten other most popular fighters were SKIN TICKET 
8630, BORROWS MONEY 8055, DEATH RATTLE 8618, THE RED SHORE 9180, SNOOP DOGGY DOGG 
6245, POTTY BREAK 6838, BEAR 6221, MAGIK 5917, HINT OF SLIME 7503, and KILL THE LYCAN 
8893.

The least popular fighter this week was FLICKERING 8048.  The other ten least popular 
fighters were FIRE STARTER 8061, SPITEFUL 9814, DIM 8047, CYPHER 9902, PITCH FOR 
INSURANCE 7029, WANG YI 8775, LONG LINES 7537, DIABETES 8099, TOMMYKNOCKERS 9210, and 
RAIN 6893.

The following warriors will travel to AD after next turn:

NOSY NEIGHBOR (72-7827) BASH BROS CONDO (979)
TURNED OFF (72-7887) BASH BROS GAS (989)
ASTRO (72-6805) NL CENTRAL (783)